Kowloon's Gate has finally been translated!https://x.com/i/status/2064389500307112377
Can't wait to play this for 10 minutes and pretend to love it so everyone knows I'm really interesting and have great taste. 5 stars on backloggd!
>>740940895not enough guns or balls for you?
>>740942582>g-go play cod!lmao, in this day and age we're still trying this? cope tranny. "enjoy" your new game. you won't, but you'll say you will.
>>740943347>sure I'm appealing to popularity but that doesn't mean I only play popular slop, fucking tranny lol, sure thing nigger
>>740940895Sybau
>>740940895without fail, anytime you see a post of some older game running on a CRT, it’s always the 10 minutes lol. turn it on, snap a picture, get your updoots, never touch it again. it’s a culture of clout, not passion
>>740944657first 10 minutes**
Not as good as High School Chronicle.
>>740944657>10 minutesThey take pictures of the title screen and unplug the game right after
been already larping this junt for the past decade
I already watched Dungeon Chill's video tho
>>740944887Play stupid games, get stupid prices.
>>740940710What is this, and why should I care?
>>740944887MY FOOD!!!!NOOOO STOP BEING FLAMBOYANT YOU'LL MESS UP MY ORDER !!!!
>>740944887Four fresh steaming bowls of diarrhoea... gone
>>740945043Japan-only PS1 RPG.
>>740945043tranny clout."play" it for as long as you are willing to put up with it, write a pseud review that talks about yourself most of the time, throw in a reminder that you like david lynch, and boom. you are fast tracked to having great taste.
I like this game, but I wouldn't say it's fun.The general rating is this picrel.
>>740945293are you me? we sound fed up with the same garbage lmao
>>740940710no thanks... *goes back to GERMS*
/v/>ugh, more resident evil and soulslop? I have safe game fatigue. everything's the same make something newalso /v/>ugh is that a unique old game? ew, get that tranny slop away from mestrange
I think one of the reasons I find the circlejerking around these kinds of releases annoying is because they are just too single minded. Not one person who is going to play this mod will rate the game under 4 stars. Not one. Everyone is going to fall over themselves to have the biggest pseud reaction they can in a sad race to the top of the ladder of "number one art appreciator"You can't pretend not to see it, either.
>>740945698It's almost like /v/ isn't one person. Curious.
>>740945043>>740945735I'm guessing it's mostly because of the insane autism towards N64 nostalgia perhaps? I wouldn't really know, but people are so hellbent on crowning everything a hidden gem or misunderstood classic it loses all meaning.
>>740946000>N64 nostalgia perhaps?But it's a PS1 game, though. Also nice digits.
>>740945735Then don't read the reviews and talk about the actual game faggit
>>740946465why would I talk about games when I can complain about them and post political twitter screenshots instead
>>740946465When you're all so desperate to glaze it to the point where even a theoretical negative reaction to it gets you this mad? Look at how overdefensive you faggots are over this ancient game that you only care about for the pseud points.
alright, whos got a torrent to the complete japanese ps1 library?
>>740946717Who gives a shit what the review troons think, stop shitting yourself about what others think when the actual question is whether the game itself is any good.
>>740946551There are 19 other thinly veiled /pol/ threads on this board at any given time, and you choose the one with on-topic posting to be a nuisance in? It’s like going to a shitting street in Delhi, going in your hand and throwing it at a transformer.
>>740946465In fairness, I have yet to see a single fan of this game actually talk about it either.Just the exact same stock phrases about VIBES I hear every time one of these kids of games becomes the flavour of the month for enbys.
>>740944887as kino as a baroque painting
>>740940710What's this? A Shadow Warrior expansion?
>>740946927I like it as a still image. It tells the whole story once you spot the wheels.
>>740946914ok, that's true
>>740940710>JP only hidden gem kamige>finally gets an EN patch>it's a kusogeit keeps happening
>>740940710Too late, everybody already watched 100 video essays about this shit
>>740940710Who the fuck cares. I already saw the 2 hour long in depth analysis of that game.
>>740944887why are they all look the same
>>740947147>shit old game gets translation 30 years later>a thousand mentally ill people all miraculously come to the same conclusion that this is the masterpiece they've been waiting for and that it "speaks to them" and they connect with it on a very deep and personal levelwow, what are the chances
>interesting old game gets translated>a thousand mentally ill people who don't play games complain about it and insist that people who think it looks interesting are performative gamerscrazy
>>740942582You know I gotta give the COD and FIFA gamers one thing, at least they are 100% certain they love COD and FIFA and enjoy those games for what they are. They aren't kidding themselves and playing some ancient garbage just to score pointless cred points in aspie discord circles.>this game really spoke to me... I had no idea what was going on, but it all FELT like it had a lot of meaning...>uh okay, I play cod and fifa to have fun with my friends
>>740947409>people who think it looks interesting are performative gamersThat certainly seems to be the case.
>>740940710Anyone got a patched file?
>>740947614https://cdromance.org/psx-iso/kowloons-gate-english/
>>740946075Whoops, I meant to say... IN RESPONSE to the N64 nostalgia autism. There is a lot of videos/discussion about 64 games and I think PS1 gamers want more "circlejerking" like you said? IDK... I just sort of agree with what you said, I think that's part of it is all.
>>740947409the first thing that happened itt is someone made it clear that they are interested in it because they're not a "guns or balls" gamer, lol
I played this before, had no idea what was going on because I couldn't read the runes but it had a pretty cool art direction. >>740947584Most people that post on this board are performative gamers, they just bitch about games instead of playing them.
>>740947253GMS, those are your people.
>>740947895>I liked it even before I knew what anyone was sayingAverage Kowloon's Gate "fan" here
>>740947895"cool art direction" and it's ugly early 3d
>>740948061the vibes are on point!!!
>>7409480613D gaming was largely ugly until like 2010. It’s like they almost got it dialed in with the 6th gen, then the engines got worse for some reason.
>>740948380>3D gaming was largely ugly until like 2010Shut the fuck up, graphicswhore.
>>740948061>>740948521at least be consistent
>>740940710HOLY FUCK that's great. Shame how it ends on a sequel bait hook.
>>740948521It’s not even le graffix, a lot of games were just bland as shit, everything was brown. Just poor art direction that didn’t take advantage of the powerful hardware they had at the time and led to a lot of games looking samey, regardless of genre, shooters looked like stealth games looked like racing games, it was drab and uninspired.
>>740946927We're all a little baroque.
>>740948678aint nobody "hyped" for this game getting anywhere near the end, who cares
>>740948607Two different anons...
>>740948521>lenseflares u
>>740945043Old weird PS1 dungeon crawler where you go around correcting the feng shui of an alt dimension version of Kowloon that has materialized in your world. Lot's of freaky designs.
>>740947853that's odd, because the first thing that I saw itt was someone getting angry about people he made up in his head
talk about the fucking gameis it actually good?
>>740948957thread is full of fans of this game who are unable to answer that
>>740945178not funny
>>740948957It's an old janky PS1 rpg where you store elements for attacks and play rock paper scissors with enemies but if you try to store every element you just get a game over so you can't have every element available at the same time unless you alao have items.
>>740948957I was only just made aware that it's been translated
>>740940895>>740947524>>740944657>>740945293>nooo it's impossible some people have different tastes than me they must be pretending!You are literally this comic.What is weird is how angry you faggots are at some obscure game, throwing insults around and acting like someone playing old games is this huge faux-pas.
My challenge to anyone ITT who is seething at any post that isn't sucking the game off.Play it to completion. Prove the miserable /v/ haters wrong. Show us how much you love this game and that you aren't a poser and play it all the way to the end. Have fun.
>>740944887>I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this "food" and diarrhea on the floor.kek
>>740949230I've never claimed to love the game as I've not played it. I'm just sick of you insufferable faggots who don't play games and insist that no one else does and they're all being "performative" when all you do is bitch and moan on /v/ for 10 hours a day
>>740949140you're the one who is furious at a poster who said gun and ball game fans are enjoying themselves.
>>740949364Wow, anons are failing the challenge immediately!
>>740949230>You like the game even though you didn't play it!No one even said the game is good. The most praise it got was "it had a cool art direction". Note that this doesn't mean the game is good.People are complaining at your strange tirades against the game for no reason. You didn't play it either. OP simply mentioned it got translated.It's like you're angry that people dare post about an obscure game at all.
Huge Kowloon's Gate Fan Excited to Post First Level Screenshots on Bluesky for the First Time
>>740949453leftist arguing tactic
>>740949364>suggest anons who are seething about the game not being jerked off enough actually go play it>they get even angrierlollmao>>740949502kek
>>740949502Name one person ITT that said they're a fan of the game. You are complaining about an imaginary person you made up in your head.
>>740949479there are some retards who play only the most recent AAA slop and get mad at people playing older gameslike, even games like BG1-2 have people crying about "performative gamers" and say people never actually played them and only post because of e-celebs and some other schizo shit
>>740949549>not being jerked offleftist arguing tactics. You are shitting on the game despite not having even taken a look at it and then downplaying it as "not praising it".Very easy question: You're not interested in the game, nor do you know enough about it to even criticize it. Why did you click on the thread?
>>740949479>No one even said the game is good.Funny that. It's like this games fanbase are performative.Also, nobody is calling the game shit. Many are just pointing out the attitude of the "fanbase" is insincere and more about worthless clout and being seen to enjoy ancient hidden gems then actually playing them.>"it had a cool art direction". Note that this doesn't mean the game is good.I'll keep this in mind when this is literally the only thing people say about it before giving it 5 stars.
>>740949642>there are some retards who play only the most recent AAA slopuh oh anon starting to sound like the beer autist >>740949140
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is this a dungeon crawler? is it enjoyable?
>>740949763What fanbaseWho here said they're a fan of the game? At best, people are interested that a game got translated.> giving it 5 stars.If you are angry at twitter trannies, go complain on twitter. Why are you shitting this thread when not a single person was giving the game "5 stars" or anything even remotely like it?
>>740949710>You are shitting on the gameNo, I am shitting on the games fans, 100% of whom have yet to play it.Why are so many people who haven't played it yet getting so emotional and furious that others aren't praising it?
FMV dungeons
>>740949230Ironically enough if you’re ancientfag such as myself with a GBC EDC, the PS1 is just a hardware upgrade, so the challenge you are suggesting isn’t even that bad.>Looks like you’ll just have to play it to decide whether it is good or bad!!!! Ahahahaha!Yes, that is usually how this goes.
>>740949926>No, I am shitting on the games fansWhat fans?Who are you talking to? Can you point to a single poster ITT that has been praising the game? Why are you so mad at imaginary fans that you've decided to pre-emptively shit on the game despite knowing nothing about it?
>>740949642This is actually very true. You'll get people constantly posting about how you got your opinion from a youtuber or a redd*t post or something. Instead of natural being interested in something. Because they're incapable of consuming anything in any other way.
I wanted to make liking this game my whole personality for a week before dropping it forever and you guys are ruining it
>>740944887Came here to post this.The game itself isn't that great.
>>740950076EVERYONE who cares about this game found out about it from a youtuber or reddit post. Nobody here remembers it from their childhood or anything. Why play this card now?
>you cant play old games if they arent from your childhoodthese faggots dont play games lmao
>>740950276while it's a huge stretch to say I care about the game, I simply think it looks interesting and might give it a try to see how it is, I found out about it through this thread. I don't watch gaming youtubers and I don't browse reddit, so I had no clue it had ever been mentioned in either place. of course you would know though
>>740950276>how you learned about somethingis not the same as>where your opinion about something comes from
Good. Now someone do >Yuuyami Doori Tankentai this one is apparently fucking glorious,but will take an A+ level translation team to not miss the extremely fucking Japanese implying implications on everything) >Time Twist Its strange we don't have one yet as apparently much of the text itself is rather simple and there's not a massive amount; its a FC game after all. >Tengai Makyou Ziria (Xbox360 remake, intended version)Which is apparently being limited by https://github.com/xenia-canary/game-compatibility/issues/36 - where the game renders perfectly until you get into a battle then its basically a lock. Any anons know how to fix it, there's an idea. Once the game is fully playable it may be easier to translate. >Tengai Makyou II Manjimaru Not sure if the PS2 or Gamecube enhanced remake is the best option and how they compare to each other and over the original PCEngineCD
>>740950276NTA, I spent a majority of my childhood wishing for more localizations due to the >(JAPAN ONLY)Tag on trophies in Melee and reading about Japanese events on Serebii. The only thing that changed is how much we know about the things that we want. You ever heard the saying>Sell ice to an EskimoThis is that. A majority of people want to try games like these already. Mother 3 was translated back in 2008, during the Facebook boom, not the YouTube boom.
>>740950359>>you cantYou said this you persecution complex faggot? All thats being called out is the very transparent glazing of a "hidden gem" for autism clout among losers
>>740950503>Yuuyami Doori Tankentai >NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY MEDS!!!!!!Stupid schizo girl should've trusted science.
>>740940710I'm not interested on playing this at all, but the ability some people to spin something into being bad just because it has annoying "fans" is astonishing. How is it a bad thing that a japanese game gets translated to english? This is just contrarianism for the sake of it.Reminds me of one time I was talking with some random guy in a TF2 game about other vidya we liked. I mentioned Final Fantasy, the guy told me the series went to shit with VII and that it "destroyed its essence" or something like that (beaners love talking about "essence" when it comes to media for some reason). Then I asked him if he ever played an FF game before, and he said that he never played any of them, that VIII fans are crazy and he "just knew". He wasn't wrong about them, but that has nothing to do with the game itself. You are all just like him.
>>740950276You're retarded, you can browse game libraries by genre and developer so yeah. I never claimed 100% of people didn't discover it that way, but it's short sighted to think people don't search for games after playing mainstream titles.
>>740950603glazing that hasn't happened in the thread and as far as I'm aware you completely made up in your head because I don't browse the (according to you) troon infested places that are supposedly glazing the gamehow would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>740950683*VII fans
This thread is very disappointing as there are no gameplay webm's or even screenshots of the game being talked about.
thread on /vr/ is also trolling about the quality of the translation, but not posting any examplesand "they make money thru patreon">1000 bucksthats nothing lol
>>740950683>the series went to shit with VII and that it "destroyed its essence"he was right btw, despite the ps1 game still being good
You aren't better than me just because you force yourself to play old bad games.
>>740950645The problem is she took the (experimental, unnecessary) meds. Things get worse and worse for her when she does. Even if we put aside all the supernatural shit, Its obvious that that the doctor pushing them is more interested in his medical trial, whereas the more talk-therapy doctor is absolutely aghast at how his patient is being treated by the trial doctor. Her parents (especially her mom) are also to blame for some degree especially as mom basically wanted her to "just be normal' . In a game that if anything I've read about it is accurate is basically an entire critique of post-boom Japan, her mom wanting her to be normal instead of an autist and willing to go over the psychiatric doctor who's basically saying "She's a bit of a weirdo, but seems to be doing fine more or less" to the "Hey, I've got this experimental pill that ought to pound the nail down that pops up" faggot doctor, is not supposed to be read as the "right" choice.
4chan being extremely retarded 24/7, a tale as old as time. Nuke this forsaken place.
>>740950898>expecting /v/ to actually play vidya.Oh you poor, naive bastard.
>>740950645it's just another Toilet / Mooseshite Syndrome type game, Tengai Makyou is a good shout though
>>740950925/vr/ has been completely unusable since the hack, somehow even worse than /v/
>>740950962Anon, please, imagining enemies is bad for your mental health. No one here is implying they're better than you, at least not yet.
>>740940710>hilltopNo thanks.
>>740940710now translate this
>>740951135You're thinking it, fuck off.
>>740950925You know who likes to complain about people making money on patreon? THIRDIES. I know because I'm one of them, and you can't imagine how many people I've seen getting "cancelled" for daring to have a patreon or asking for comissions. Latin americans are so retarded and so intrinsically socialist in their line of thought that they seriously think that someone having a patreon or a kickstarter, or anyting like that, by itself, makes them greedy.
>>740951327it's been AI translated already and its as bad as you expect
>>740951358*commissionssee? I'm not lying
>>740951084the /vr/ is the same too kek
>>740949140You inferred anger because in some way you feel attacked and perceive threats in places they don't exist. Unironically touch grass.
>>740940710Once you've had enough of this obvious kusoge play this actual hidden gem instead:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1924810/Kamiwaza_Way_of_the_Thief/
>>740951405yea I know
>>740950962I don't force myself to play old bad games, but I will say that people who do are in fact better than supposed gamers who don't play games and just complain on /v/ all day
>>740951543see>>740951135
>>740951358At least thirdies remember what the internet was like back in the day. No one asked for money or donations. They translated games and anime because they liked it and wanted other people to enjoy it.
Reminder to all malding faggots ITT: >>740949230
>>740951665No they aren't.
>>740952114see>>740950048
>>740950898it's funny because it's just a dozen haters making fun of a dozen fans and none of them have even played it.
>>740951983Yes, but most of those translations were pretty bad. I don't think it's wrong that people ask for money as long as they deliver something good, specially if the product itself is released for free.>>740952114>>740949230Are some people defending the game itself? Yes. But the point of this thread is that is getting a translation, and a lot of you are acting like that is a bad thing just because of like 10 people who watched a youtube video and were vocal about it.
>>740950048why are so many people pre emptively defending a game they haven't played?awful lot of over defensive posts from people who have yet to touch the game. and I'll remind you almost nobody is calling the game bad. its just the attitudes surrounding the game that are being made fun of.
>>740949230But I did mention that I played it and you got mad. People never got like this when we discovered LSD Dream Simulator, we all just started emulating it and talking about it. Why are you so bothered by this? I've been playing Japanese games for years without even knowing the language because they're fun and/or interesting. Literally got a PSP just for Gundam Vs Gundam back in the day.
>>740952308>fansWho has said ITT they were fans of the game?>>740952428Why are you pre-emptively shitting on a game you haven't played? Furthermore, the problem isn't shitting on the game, its that the first few posts were faggots going on tirades about how some imaginary fans of this game were perfomative and then crying about how the game will get imaginary 5/5 reviews from those same imaginary fans.
>>740949140nigga, my friday night plans are to fire up code veronica on my dreamcast. you wouldn’t otherwise know that though, because I don’t feel the need to flaunt “my” hobby for the sake hollow validation from strangers. that’s the difference between a true enthusiast vs a clout chaser
>>740952428Because you are bunch of autists who supposedly like games, yet 90% percent of the time you prefer to talk about very specific groups of people who are tangentially connected to said games, mostly to complain about them.>>740952507 is right, what happened to everyone?
>>740952392>a lot of you are acting like that is a bad thingAre you making up enemies to be mad about again? Point out a single post in this thread that claims it's a bad thing this game has been translated. You can't, but you'll insist this is what's happening.Nobody thinks it's bad that it's translated. They are just calling out a growing trend of (((certain types of people))) going wild for a flavour of the month translation of an obscure "weird" game which 99% of them will never play for more than 10 minutes.NONE of this is a criticism of the game itself.NONE of this says people shouldn't play the game, in fact the point is they SHOULD play it instead of watching youtube videos about it and playing it for two minutes to tick it off their "played" list.
>>740952554Don't stress yourself, after Osmangoldstein finds the time to make a video about it (between all his cut cock sucking) the golems will have their software updated and be on board with whatever we're even talking about
>>740952554why are you so upset about people making fun of the fans of this game who havent played ityou are very defensive over this game you have not played
besides it taking forever to move 5 steps cause lol fmv game, its ok so far. i mean uh NOOOO GAME BAD
>>740952689>flaunt “my” hobby for the sake hollow validation from strangers.You are making imaginary scenarios to complain about. Who is flaunting anything? The op is literally "This game got translated!" and nothing else. No one in this thread has flaunted jack shit.Wake up dude.
I wonder is anyone going to grill >>740952804 for making up an imaginary enemy? or is it only the meanies who do that? maybe we can let this guy away with pretending anyone who isn't hype about kowloons gate is an asmongold fan.
>>740952831>why are you so upset about people deciding to go on an unrelated tirade against imaginary people for no reasonSeems like a perfectly normal thing to be upset about.
>>740952874>You are making imaginary scenarios to complain about.Psst anon this guy >>740952804 is doing that too. Got anything to say to him?
>>740952728Ok, fine, but have you actually seen these people anywhere outside of 1) dungeon chill's video, which wasn't even bad and 2) backloggd reviews (because people lying in review pages has never happened before)? We are not talking about something like say, sonic or pokemon fans. I've never seen these guys anywhere, not even here.
>>740952950fwiw I am a real meanie
Kowloon's Gate Fan Furious That Others Have Pointed Out He Should Probably Play The Game
>>740952950>>740953045I was going to complain too but I honestly don't understand what he is saying. Can you translate to normal person?
>This entire threadI have /v/ fatigue. Fuck you all, I'm gonna go play video games.
>>740953156>FansWho?Are you making up imaginary enemies again anon?
>>740940895ThisI wish they translated twilight syndrome games instead
>>740953223>Implying living vicariously through your favourite streamer playing a game is the same as having played itJust be honest with yourself anon ffs
I'd rather wait for Brightis, ty
>>740953295I think there is a translation, or at least there is a lets play with a translated copy being played.
>>740953135>Ok, fineWell done, you saw some sense.>where are these people other than where they are?Why are you not ok with those people being mocked? You know they exist. If you actually play the game and love it, that's great. You aren't the kind of person being made fun of.We are making fun of the people who will not actually play the game for more than 2 minutes but call it a masterpiece anyway for worthless aspie cred. I'm sure you can agree those people are posers and losers. The same applies to anyone who does this regardless of the game. You need to stop seeing this as an attack on either you personally (unless you do this) or of Kowloon's Gate itself, or the translation.Is your butthurt finally soothed? Or are you just going to say BUT WHO DOES THAT HEEEEERE again?
>>740950503I've done a cursory glance at Time Twist in the past and it doesn't seem that hard to hack. I'm in the middle of a different project right now so I won't be able to get to it for a while, but it's a game I'd like to work on at some point in the future. It's a Nintendo game, and an interesting one at that, so I'm surprised it's gone this long untranslated. I guess no one likes the FDS.
>>740953223Try Kowloon's Gate. You'll be the first person ITT to actually play it. Others will stay here going absolutely apeshit about it being "attacked"
kowloon is so cool and kino location for fiction why'd they have to tear it down
>>740940710Erm, why would I play this when I can watch a 15 hour long video essay about it instead?
>>740945735this
>>740953416Why not go to twitter to bitch about these people? Why are you here?
>>740945735I see this with people that play those vip rpgs, they will call them the absolute pinnacle of entertainment and writing while "playing" them with cheats and noclip.t. have a friend that did exactly this
>166 posts>0 ingame imagesYeah this shit is just troon larping
>>740940710Is there already a kowloon themed backrooms kinda liminal shit game?
>>740953728We make fun of people from outside 4chan here all the time. This has been the case for literally decades. Funny that this is the first time ever that you find yourself asking "why mock others here instead of there?"I'll laugh at facebook boomers here too. Will that upset you? Will you tell me to go post on facebook instead?I have explained now so clearly that everything you were mad about was an assumption. The game nor the translation was being mocked. And neither were you. I'm mocking those people. And you're still upset. What does that tell me? A nerve has been touched.
>>740953964You are randomly shitting on a thread to fight imaginary enemies that will never read your mockery anon. This is why people are bitching at you. Doesn't get any more clear than that.
>>740953045How can you look at that post and see it as anything but unhinged complaining about youtubers
>>740953156>>740953416This meme made sense with persona and earthbound because of the sheer amout of fake fans. Of all the people who watched Dungeon's chill video I bet only a couple thousand of them at the very most actually got invested in the game itself (plus a couple more users who already knew it), and of those people only a couple of them were vocal about it without actually playing it. I just think you are blowing it out of proportion as an excuse to be negative about something that is otherwise harmless fun. Years ago this could have been an excuse to post about the game itself maybe, I don't know, make fun of it if it happens to be bad. But no, now this board is ENTIRELY about shitting on other people (**insert Socrates quote**).
>STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS GAMEI'm not>THEN STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TRANSLATIONI'm not>THEN STOP MAKING FUN OF MEI'm not>THEN STOP MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WHO WON'T EVEN PLAY THE GAME BUT WILL PRAISE IT ANYWAYNo, sorry.
if it weren't for you zoomers who get your opinions from youtubers and assume everyone else does as well, I never would have heard of this dungeon chill nigger
>>740954273how about>STOP SHITTING THE THREADis that clear enough?
>>740940710never heard of thisis it a drpgit sounds like something that would beif not i don't care
>>740954079I don't know, I have a strange feeling at least one tranny will read this thread and feel called out by the accurate mockery of their approach to flavour of the month "weird" games
>>740954362How about Go Play The Game If You Care So Much
>>740954431And it's much more important to get that insult to that tranny than posting about video games on the video game board.It's too late for this thread, but I want you to think about that.
>>740954582NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I CAN "NO U" POST ON 4CHAN PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR TEN HOURS STRAIGHT BUT DON'T ASK ME TO PLAY THE GAME THE THREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE DISCUSSING!
>>740954583Imagine how much better this post would work if you had actually played this game with the new translation and had some things to say about it.>>740954708lmao
>>740954708dont worry otocan if its any consolation nobody else has played it either. but damn are they upset about imaginary enemies saying anything bad about it or the people who are pretending to want to play it
>>740940895>it's a first person horror adventure gameYeah, 1997 FPS controls sound like a nightmare. I'll watch a video essay on this instead.
>>740954797>>740954708>>740954890>thread about a video game>look inside to see what it's like>some insane person is just ranting about some random shit that has nothing to do with the gameevery time
You know this is a zoomer thread because they're getting upset at being told to actually play a videogame
>thread about a game getting translated>open the thread>no screenshots>people complaining about some youtube video and other people pretending to play the game>people complaining about the people complaningHas anyone here actually played the damn thing? can anyone actually talk about the game itself?
>>740955027>>look inside to see what it's likeSorry anon none of us has played it. Don't make fun of us for that though.
>absolute babe in the gamewhat is your excuse for not playing?
>>740943347why are you even here bro
>>740955313>not playing?how dare youi might play it some timewhy is it a bad thing this game got translated? fuck off
>>740955374Have you played the game? If so, what are your thoughts on it?
>>740955537I only just learned about the game thanks to this thread, so no I haven't gone back in time and played it. have you played it? if so, what are your thoughts on it? if not, what games have you played recently?
>>740955640Unfortunately nobody here seems to have played the game. I recently played Chrono Cross. How about you?
Neat, I remember being interested in this like a decade ago but never learning enough jp to play it.
>>740940895VERY funny that this made so many people so angry but also 4 hours later nobody has said anything about their experience of playing the game beyond the first 10 minutes. I can't remember the last time I saw such vindication.
>>740955830I've been playing streets of rage 4. I'm not very good but I'm just about done with it. and then every couple days I play a few multiplayer games with some friends, mainly barotrauma and eternal return recently
>>740949230you ask the impossible sir
>>740956024>streets of rage 4Nice. I played through that with a friend. Couch co op is a rarer and rarer thing these days so it was great to have the excuse to do it. The art and gameplay are top notch. It's a shame their Shinobi game was only so-so.
>>740955981Have you played it kiddo? You don't get to feel superior if you haven't either.
>>740956527you come across as a bitch with a fragile ego, who cares what videogames people play? you seriously post like you're a traumatized woman asking to be raped, so bend over or stop posting
>>740956527Are you planning on playing it? Why not start today, you could do it instead of sulkposting here.
>>740940710Looks cool. Don't know if I'll try it any time soon, but more options to play are nice. Everyone else shitposting are joyless faggots.
>>740956696And you don't? Schizo faggot play the game
>>740955981They are STILL mad about it and they STILL haven't played it LMAOThey could literally be 4 hours deep into the game already if they started playing it instead of spending 4 hours being mad about being told to play the videogames they want to discuss.
>tell /v/ to play videogames>/v/ gets madClassic.It's clear everyone "interested" in this game should stick to youtube videos. None of you are playing this.
>>740956723>>740954708
>>740951084>>740952308These newer generations confuse me, anons. They'd rather watch some reddit-facing retard fake-screaming & hyping while playing a game than play a game themselves.
>>740956991>>740956876>he finally stopped ranting about random xitter fags and non-existing "fans" of the gameAbout time. At least now you're actually throwing shade at people who can in fact read your posts.
>>740940710I'll wait till someone uploads a walkthrough on youtube
You can't even convince these adhd autists to "play" an FMV "game" themselves. They NEED to experience it through a youtuber or streamer. And it's not because they're too busy because they also have time to be mad on 4chan at anyone who makes fun of them for pretending to care about a game they can't even be bothered to play themselves.
>>740957472the people being made fun of were here all along! somehow I figured that was the case
>>740940710>It's a horror gameskiiiiiiip
>>740957976They weren't here, I was just having my nerve touched on their behalf, and defending them because they weren't here to do it themselves.
it looks like funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGHUSHkpCN4
>>740940710Never even heard of this game. PS1 had an insane amount of games and even now I am learning about new ones I never seen before. And this is on 4 discs to that is crazy. Games used to feel epic back in the day because of being on multiple discs.
liking this game makes me interesting. I will never finish it.
>>740957976>and he's back tilting at windmillslmao
>>740958689Thank you for protecting the people being made fun of who "aren't" here. It's a shame they'll never know about your kindness.By the way, do you think you'll ever get around to playing this game? You don't seem very busy.
>>740958942>he is still going
>>740958992You... ARE going to play this game, aren't you anon?
>>740959124>>740954708
>>740959124>back to normal againlel
>>740959202>>740959335heh
The people who are more interested in looking like they care about this game than actually playing it certainly don't like being called out, do they?
>>740959431>nvm he's still going
>>740959483>he's still upset someone told him to play a videogameoof
>>740940710no link to the prepatched game
>>740959654>back to normal again
>>740959732>>740947747Let us know when you get to disc 2 lol
>>740954708>>740958689>>740958992>>740959335>>740959483>>740959784>>740954708Genuinely impressive autism prediction. He called it perfectly.
Are those worth playing?>Ace Combat 3>Hungry Ghosts>Frame Gride>Tear Ring Saga/Berwick Saga (Tried FE5, too hard for me)>Baroque>Captain Rainbow>Front Mission 5 (Tried 3, the battles are so fucking slow but the story is nice)>Shadow Tower>Mother 3 (when I play 2 someday)Any other recs?
>>740960065Make sure you play the fanTL version of Ace Combat 3, the westoid version is cucked.Load Word team's patch is recommended, because it also fully translates the in-game encyclopedia.
>>740944887STUPID DALIT
>>740944887half a cent worth of food... wasted...
I'm struggling to think of how to reply to this thread again without vindicating >>740954708's mockery of me even further.Maybe I SHOULD just go play the game.
>>740957731Movie games are no games at all.
SCREW MERCHANTI HATE MERCHANTS
Half convinced the bizarre string of tangential shitposting about performative gamers or whatever is simply because chink bots don’t like people learning about Kowloon before it got demolished
Any relation to Kowloon Highschool Chronicle? Had that shit on Steam wishlist forever.
Another example of "maybe there's a good reason this wasn't translated back in the days"
>>740965425The reason: nothing.
>>740965425It's obtuse in the way that old adventure games of this kind often are, where shit doesn't trigger until you've done the exact right other thing. Want to go to a certain location? Too bad, the door's locked. At least until you talk to a guy who specifically asks you to go there, then the door is suddenly unlocked, only you don't know that until you go back and check the door again.The game has cool presentation, but actually playing it is a slog of going back and forth checking every person and location repeatedly.
>>740966947this, being a fmv games it takes forever walking from point a to point b
>>740966947Took quite a few hours but we finally got a post about the game from someone who played it
>>740968110crazy how there aren't thousands of anons who have played a game that was only translated the other day
>>740944887 what in the actual fuck was he thinking
>>740947747>no download linksnigger
>>740971956Yeah is this some shady shill campaign? I can't find the patch or the patched isos anywhere.
>>740944887Disgusting pajeet, a shame the soup landed on the floor and not all over his hands and face.I also watched Chill's video long ago, back when nobody expected a translation patch to come out, but I've got the memory of an elephant so I'm worried I'll still be spoiled by what to do and where the story goes.
>>740940710I'm still waiting on DQM1-2 on PS1>but the remake on 3ds is translatedThe remake on 3ds is soulless
>>740940710>Hillslop garbageInto the trash it goes.
>Need access card to use kowloonnet>Get one from a fortune teller after much wandering about being lost because he was tucked away in a corner I didn't notice>Go to the place that was asking for one, they tell me it's fake>Walk all over the map looking for where to go next>In an unrelated location, another character has now appeared and asks me to deliver an item to someone I've never met or heard of>No way to ask him who this person is or where to find them>Walk all over the map again>Finally recheck a door that has locked up to this point, only to find that it's now open>Guy behind the door tells me to check kowloonnet for info about feng shui shit (which is your main goal) and says to go to some bar to use the knet terminal>Bar has been there all along but only now can I enter it>Also in the bar randomly is the person I needed to deliver the item to>Still don't have an access cardThe Kowloon's Gate experience.I've played a couple of hours now and the game really is like this. Often you get a hint where to go, or you can logically intuit where, but then you get the parts that are completey random and you have to spend 15 minutes checking every location in the game for a character who wasn't there before or a door that was locked before but now isn't. The game expects you to keep doing this repeatedly. Feels like playing early 90s hentai VNs, they were structured the same way.And the worst part is that I do actually kind of like it in spite of all that, so I'll probably keep wasting my time on it. Fucking kusoge.
>>740940710These FMV subs are sorta ghetto-rigged but I guess there wasn't any other way of doing it. I can at least confirm that the video quality is actually this bad even on an unpatched rom.
>>740940895This place is just filled with normalfaggots now, huh? It's bizarre how things ended up.
>>740940710Looks interesting, thanks OP. Will give it a try, I just fixed up my PlayStation and modded it.
>>740955830Have played almost no games for a few years because things have just been hectic.This year I started rectifying that and playing a lot of the classics everyone knows by osmosis but I haven't played or just the games I've been meaning to play or finish but wouldn't for some reason.Almost up to 30 titles not counting things I've been playing concurrently but haven't finished yet.A lot of those are smaller retro arcadey titles though, but since I never use save states they might actually take hours to days to master sometimes.
>>740972779They could have at least implemented variable width font.
>>740940895Fpbp
>>740944887Which ethnic cuisine is the least cancerous for the western palate? East asian food tends to be pretty decent, but I prefer to avoid anything from the MENA region or south asia.
>>740974864I know, right? They could've also changed my diaper and read me bed time stories to lull me into sleep but those fucking bastards are so lazy.
>>740974864I've seen FMV subs with wider font and honestly, it looks bad because of the resolution (that Megaman X4 undub uses them and I don't like how it looks on a big screen, no idea how it should look on a CRT). Better to keep it simple for legibility.
>>740975593You're not even going to play this thing for more than 30 minutes, no need to be so defensive
>>740975917More like chocoballs
>>740953295>>740940895I wish it was Brightis and Blade Arts instead.
>>740976101So right, sister.
>>740977856Prove me wrong.
>>740977968sent ;)
>>740954708kek
>>740976278this, plus docchi mecha and spriggan
>>740972867The normalfaggot being the guy you're quoting presumably since he's a low IQ retard arguing in his head about some faggot youtuber and pretending everyone here are "le poser fans" of a title that got translated a day ago after he got assblasted some random anon called him a cowadoody kiddie.I fucking hate having to share sites with mongoloid retards and underage subhumans who can't differentiate why people mocked earthbound fans so much and anything more obscure than whatever they get fed by their e-celebs.Fucking cancer.
>>740940710Neat, I've been hoping for a translation since I read an article about Kowloon's Gate like a decade ago.I'll have to give it a try. Whether it's good or not, at least the ideas seem cool
>>740976278Brightis is one of those games that look cool but plays like shit.
>>740978345How far have you gotten in kowloons gate? Enjoying it so far?
>>740978429I haven't even downloaded it, because I literally found out it dropped from this thread 20 minutes ago and i'm about to go to sleep. And then I raged seeing actual subhumans like yourself on the site, thinking you have any business here. Worse than old /b/. At least they were only pretending to be retarded.
why are some anons getting so heated over being told to play the videogame they want to post about
>>740978571Why don't you go play in traffic.Do a flip faggot.
>>740978536>I haven't even downloaded itOh, well if you ever do I hope you enjoy it>>740978571It's bizarre isn't it
>>740978571>leftoid example #9494945555 of pretending not to understand while being a cunt
>>740978571you're posting about a game you've not played though
>>740949230FUCK YOOOOUUU
>>740978571>>740978636You seem to have trouble following the post chain but that's okay.People can just scroll up and see you flip out for the better part of a day spamming a thread and samefagging over being called a casual COD babbie. God we need geoblocks of south america and india yesterday.
>>740978672yeah but I'm not angry. I don't underatand why there are anons who are angry about being told to play the game. if you tell me to go play it I won't get mad. why would I? thats the mystery here.
>>740978719Go play the game then come back and tell us what you thought of it.
>>740954708A perfect post. And it keeps getting better.
>>740978847Nah, i'm going to sleep.Hope to wake up to something good. Like a nuke of your entire hemisphere.
>>740978917This is not a reasonable amount of rage to feel when someone suggests actually playing the videogame you're this passionate about
>>740940710Call me when the PS1 Hokuto no Ken game is fully translated
>>740979019It is however a "le reasonable" amount of rage for having to interact with single digit IQ third-worlders on 4chan.This site was good once. So was the internet.
>>740979115Go to sleep anon. You need your rest. You have a big day of playing this videogame ahead of you tomorrow.
>>740954708>>740978917>>740979115Chef's kiss
It's strange how zoomers get so angry about people playing games older than them.
>>740979263It's because they instinctively realize things were better before they were born.
>>740979203I will.You go to sleep too. You have a long life of living as a third-worlder ahead of you.Well long life by third-worlder standards anyhow.
>>740979379Why are you so mad about being told to play the game? Do you not want to?
>>740949230This is evil.
>>740953438How tf you learn this stuff?
God these random massive headbobs in the transitions make me motion sick
>>740940895holy fuck I haven't seen so many trannies BTFO like this by one post in months
Yes people will pretend to play and love it, who gives a shit? Any discussion with them will make it clear they haven't played it so you can just ignore them and talk to other people about it. Right now, by discussion the meta discussion rather than the game itself, you lot are being no better than the posers you decry.
>>740980332>do NOT make fun of the posers!!Why not? They should be ridiculed.
cool i will play this, looks awesome.looks like theres also a vr spinoff of sorts.
>>740946927
>>740945735It feels like this is becoming more popular over time. Young people are especially desperate to be seen liking old games, the "rarer" the better. Especially if theyre strange in some way. They will flock to this like moths to flame, but most wont actually play it.
>daoism and kowloon>discs are named after the four guardiansLooks cool. Kinda hate the first person view but whatever 's a minor thing.
>>740980536If you want to bitch about youtubers, tiktokers and twitterjerkoffs there's other boards for it. Whining about posers when no one's even said anything of the sort is far more performative.
>>740957731It's a sorry state of affairs
>>740980536It's a think with books and every kind of media as well. It's about the appearance of aesthetic consumption, but just like with booktok retards you just ignore them and play what you want and discuss the actual game. Otherwise you end up being no better than them.
>>740980627Once you've played it yourself your little tantrum posts will carry a lot more weight
>>740980694Ah, so you're the guy whose been spamming. Guess it stung being called performative.
>>740957731I mean the dungeon(s?) aren't FMV, so there's that at least.
>>740980653But I am better than them because they're lying about having engaged with something and I'm not. Your post makes no sense, you're mad at people criticizing those fakes even though you know they're fakes.
>>740980391He's defending them because he is one. He knows he won't be playing this game for more than 20 minutes but he still wants the feeling of being part of the in crowd that knows about it.
>>740980781>But I am better than them because they're lying about having engaged with something and I'm not.>retard who spergs on at length about shit no one here said thinks he's better than the twitterellas despite acting exactly like one to the point his posts read like he's dualposting them to twitterlmao
>>740980739Guess it stung being told to play the videogame
dude what the fuck is going on this year with all the recomps and translations finally coming outfuck modern vidya, all this old shit still hits hard
>>740980895>Says to ignore them and discuss the game itself>This means he's defending them and a poser himselfHoly reading comprehension.
>>740980943Are you planning to actually play this viseogame at some point? Or will you be too busy defending the honour of others who haven't played it?
>>740981004>>Says to ignore them and discuss the gameWhich was a funny thing for him to say considering he hasn't played it.
>>740980536On one hand I see your point.On the other, I don't have a problem with people playing weird experimental games. That is one reason why the 90s were a better time for the medium.If you are in a group that likes soccer you'll start watching soccer. A group that smokes pot, usually you end up a stoner. If you watch some streamer that plays weird games you'll start playing weird games. I mean shit I bet you most of /v/ has played a game because they saw it on here first. Its only an issue if its 100% performative.
>>740980987New games have been sucking so bad they haven't been able to lure any translation autists into playing them,It's amazing how much work you can get done when your hobby is turning into radioactive shit.
>>740955313Did they really just use "JPEG dungeons" as a selling point? lol
>>740940895you forgot to mention the larpers using the ayn thor max they're running out of title screens to post on social media
>>740981031It's funny that you think spam actually works as an argument on here.Couldn't out yourself as a retarded twitterdrone, or more realistically by how faggy you're acting bluesky, if you tried.
>>740981082>I don't have a problemNobody ITT has said otherwise. The problem is they won't play it, they'll just watch a video about it. On their second monitor.If anyone actually plays it good for them, I hope they do.
I don't like how the dungeon maps are filled out from the start, if they really had to include a map function I would have preferred it to be an automap as you explore.
>>740981146You are angry at me for encouraging you to actually play the videogame
Taking a moment to appreciate how this retard keeps making >>740954708 funnier by doing the same thing unironically over and over
>>740981269Literally engaging with the game less than the posers they're mad about.
>>740981314Have you started playing Kowloon's Gate yet anon? How are you enjoying it so far?
>>740981215No, I find you a tiresome faggot who thinks he's being clever when he's shitting up a thread with spam going "huh i'm in your air i'm in your air" and thinking he's not transparently acting like a retard. People were talking about the game's translation before you decided to sperg on about your favorite e-celeb making some dogshit video and how everyone on twitter was being obnoxious about it, and then projected that on here as if anyone wants to hear about your twitter friends.
>>740940710Let me guess, the "download link" is just a link to some tranny's discord server
>>740981395Just destroyed the antenna shark and am wondering if using my water charge there in this dumbass sword has fucked me over permanently, I probably should have run when he wasn't the keys I was looking for.
>>740981440So are you going to play it tomorrow, or...?If you think it looks good you should play it.
>>740981460>Let me guessActual retard. The link is right there.
>>740981534Already started on it. Hopefully some janny decides to give your underage ass a permaban so you can go back to live among your bluesky friends where you belong.
>>740981505Don't worry you're not permenantly fucked, that shouldn't be an issue.>>740981670Glad to hear it. Hope you enjoy! It sounds like you could use some fun, you seem stressed.
>>740981731I'm not good at pixel hunting if that's going to end up being what you need to do to find that dude's keys. My sword is out of charges so I am hoping for the best here. 1F all the doors are locked and I'm pretty sure I've mapped out 2F and 3F as far as I can as well. Maybe I need to randomly use the mercury on one of the doors?
>>740955170I have literally never seen more anger and all it was was people being told to play the game. I think some nerves were touched. But hopefully it has encouraged some phonies to actually wngage with the game themselves
>>740981841Nevermind, they just spawned in a room I had already been in so I didn't check it again.
>>740981841I don't want to say too much because knowing what to do sorta ruins the fun but I will say you're on the right track>>740981893The truth makes people more angry than lies or trolling. Always been the case.
Yep, time to wait 20 years until every last video essayer and bandwagon hopper has completely forgotten about this game and then it will actually be fun to play and talk about. See you all in the 2046 thread!
>>740981893>I have literally never seen more anger>he actually think that qualifies as angryFirst day on 4chan confirmed. It was already pretty obvious by your sad trolling attempts.
>>740981893every single thread in this catalog has people arguing with each other about dumb shit, you did not do anything special.
>>740982002The number of people playing this went from 2 to 4 thanks to me. Even if its just to spite me I'm glad they're going to play it now.
>>740982002If anything what he did was lower quality than the average ntr poster. Just all-around backpatting himself and intermittently getting assmad over being equated with those same posers.I'm surprised he hasn't used a frog pic yet. His lack of self-awareness reminds me of that me me me poster.
>>740954708The only thing you got wrong was the ten hours. The people getting mad at being told to play the game stayed mad much longer than that.
>>740982086>he thinks anyone here is actually playing anything thanks to himlmao utterly delusionalyou should probably get on seroquel if that's what you actually believe
>>740982130>being equated with those same posersYou still haven't found a way to make this make sense. Stop seething and go play the game, have fun.
>>740952308I don't know how gamers became bigger posers than arthouse film fans but yep that's cringe
>>740982245>You still haven't found a way to make this make senseI'm not the guy who wrote it but you are EXACTLY the same. You bring up unrelated e-celeb shit on a site, grandstand about some twitter bullshit and then pretend you made a difference.In fact you're actually worse because at least the posers stay on their cancerous social media sites and don't shit up /v/ for 11 hours and 7 minutes and counting because someone told him he was a codtroon.
>>740949230I hope you fucking die you faggot.
Question:What's more fun? Playing Kowloon's Gate, or posting "actually you'e WORSE than the people you're bitching about" fifty times over in quock succession while extremely mad?The answer may surprise some of you.
>>740982337Why are you bothering responding?It's west coast and south american hours. The favelas of los angeles, canada and tijuana aren't capable of introspection. If it's not about some gay celebrity gossip it's beyond them.
>>740982337>You bring up unrelated e-celeb shitWhere? I don't even know any ecelebs associated with this game. Projecting?
>>740982467>Implying I'm not doing both at the same timeGit gud
>>740982536Game not holding your attention huh?Four stars out of five.
>>740944887>you share this board with subhumans that can't tell this is AI
I showed the game to my wife and now she wants to play it since she loves crusty, trippy games.Not even kidding.
I dunno if bro would agree if he saw the tred
>>740982593Tell us when she gets to disc 2
>>740979904I've been tinkering with the internals of video games for about as long as I've had a computer. It's not like one day I went "I want to learn how to make ROM hacks" and took out a bunch of books from the library. My body of programming, reverse engineering, and game hacking knowledge is something that has been gradually accumulating for nearly two decades, mostly just from being curious.If you want focused advice for how to learn ROM hacking, I suggest starting by learning how to make Game Genie codes. It's effectively the same process on a much, much smaller scale. Learning how to make Game Genie codes forces you to familiarize yourself with the basic concepts of assembly, using a debugger, and how computer memory works.
>>740982530Yeah, no one can scroll back and see you seething over some faggot youtube video.
>>740982623It was the old internet and it was beatiful.
>>740982678Which post? I'm starting to realise you're this angry because you think I'm someone else. I was wondering why you were 5000% nuclear the moment I suggested you play kowloons gate.
>>740982634Poser
>>740951983>>740979115>>740982759Have you really been here for over 8 hours
>>740945735>Not one person who is going to play this mod will rate the game under 4 stars. Not one.Who the fuck rates vidya?What are you a games journalist scumbag?
>>740982868forums do it
>>740982790She said she wants to play it. She loves crusty, trippy games. That's great, she'll love this game. Let us know when she gets to disc 2.
>>740982868>Who the fuck rates vidya?Everyone? But I appreciate youre desperate for a new angle (same as the old angle)
>>740982845Can't even conceive of different people loving the old net huh. You really missed out and it'll never go back to being anywhere near that good. In large part because you're on it.
>>740944657>it’s always the 10 minutes lolI do this a fair bit but it's because getting the phone to lock onto the thing and take a decent picture is a pain, and past that I'm too busy actually playing the game to pull my phone out and take a pic to post on 4chan.Since Destiny 2 ended I tried to get on and take a pic of my big beautiful ball from my widescreen EDCRT and I just couldn't get a good one.
>>740978536I hope you're sleeping well
>>740982906What is this the 00s? Forums are dead and long gone outside of shambling corpses like ResetEra.>>740982958No one does numbers ratings of vidya outside of journoscum.
>>740982909like many she will say it looks great and that she would love to play it but wont actually do it
>>740940710how does this compare with shenmue? somewhat interested because kowloon walled city but>psx
>>740940895>>740983046Thank you both for making fun of people who rate games
>>740940710What is it?
>>740945735I know an unironic tranny and this describes them to a T
>>740983317Doesn't at all surprise me that you know trannies
>>740983081Sadly true.
>>740983127Aside from being China-inspired with Kowloon it's nothing much like it.It's more like an ADV with a bit of Baroque vibe to it.
>>740983352Unfortunately they are everywhere you go that is vidya related these days. If you dont know any you are lucky.
>>740983438I generally don't hang in American discords so it's pretty easy to avoid them.
Any else finding it hard to focus on the game because you have 4chan open in another tab and constantly refreshing?
>>740954708Another one incoming. It's going to be a doozy. Might not even be passive.
>>740945735I don't think that's a bad thing because only a specific kind of person seeks out games like this so the score is going to be biased no matter what.Same reason why the FIFA or NBA games don't have intellectuals rating them 2/10 because they are not mentally stimulating enough.If everyone rated everything then every game would have a 5/10 rating.
>>740940710Why is this thread so full of contrarian shitposting. Whats there to even be contrarian about. Theres like 10 different anons making strawman posts non stop
>>740940710Okay. Where is the patch? The link you provided was just the same jpg you posted here, just on your gay little social media account.
>>740985104Just grab it from the usual places
>>740983432damnthanks
>>740985149but i r zoomer and u r boomer so u must spoonfeed me now while i watch brainrot vids
>>740985149Why did you post a link to your gay social media, but refuse to post a link to the topic of this thread? Are you just shilling your queer account for faggy little fairy boy points?
>>740985486Read the patch instructions file and you will see, the exact file name that will elicit glee.
>>740982775Why are autists so fucking bad at disguising themselves? Why are you relentlessly spamming the same fucking comments, with the exact same syntax, and always in response to the same stimuli?
>>740983432>BaroqueKind of interested in that. Should I play the PS1 or PS2 version? I like the first-person perspective but it looks like the original got terrible reviews.
>>740983773Yeah, it's like reviews of old games on GoG. Rarely does anything there get rated less than 4/5 because the only people playing those games are already interested. You're not going to get randos picking this up on a whim.
>>740940710Looks like shit, they need to do pic related.
>>740986818og ps1/saturn version for better atmospherethe remake is very anime
>>740985104>>740985607Stop acting like a fag and learn to use a search engine.But OP is still a fag for not posting a proper link.
>>740987152My main point is that OP is a fag for posting a link to his social media so he can get more views on his post there. The reason I'm asking where the link for the patch is would be because if he were to post any link at all, it should be relevant to the topic (like the actual patch itself)Unfortunately you are too low IQ to figure this out so I had to spoon feed you
>>740986818og saturn
>>740987274>I want to bitch about OP and don't care about the actual patchOk
>>740987481>You can't point out the fact that I am pretending to talk about this game in order to shill my social mediaOkay
>>740974864It wouldn't look good, the FMVs are rendered at a way smaller resolution and letting the console/TV resize it to fill in the display. If they used variable width font, the PS1 would stretch them out much wider than intended and take up even more screen real estate than what you're seeing here.
>>740975558Skin color test is a pretty good measure. Brown people, and it's likely poisonous. Lighter skin indicates it's at least edible, if occasionally strange or tasting bad.
>>740987547I'm not OP retard
>>740987715You seem quite content to defend him>inb4 "But I called him le heckin' faggerino!"Only as a means to pull the queer coded "both sides" defense
>>740987864If you're actually interested, google kowloon patch and it's the very first link. I'll let you get back to complaining about OP's social media for a couple hours.
>>740940895>I can’t sit down and play a single player game for more than ten minutes without checking my phone so no one else can!
>>740988015I'll look it up later. Right now, we're discussing OP's faggotry
>First the poser schizo and now a twitter schizoJesus, you people will do anything to avoid actually talking about games. I'm going to bed now and when I get up I'm going to play this game, and there better be some good discussion here for me to engage with.
>>740989130Make a better thread when you wake up so there isn't anything to complain about and you don't have to spend the whole day defending OP, moron
epic thread
>>740986818The guy that hosts the fan translation has a comparison of how ps1 is sovlless compared to Saturn. And Saturn is the original version. I tend to trust the purist schizos because they would die for their favorite games
>Thread full of samefag attacks of "fans" of a game that barely even exist in this very thread.I feel like this thread would have died with 50 or so posts, but instead some raging faggot got the idea into his head that he needed to ruin any potential discussion about this game before it even happened. Possibly he's even the OP, too. Whatever the specifics, I frankly do not understand this behavior.
>>740990140This thread was doomed from the start with how shit the OP was. There was no attempt from OP to discuss the actual game itself or to post examples of the translation, instead he just posted a twitter link. Then the first post was bait and some other fag was more exited about some E-celeb covering the game rather than talking about the game himself in this thread. Not a good start to a thread.
>>740940710is it fun?
>>740945735Why don’t you review it then you sheep? Who is worse, the mindless drone or the mindful one who falls in with their ranks regardless?
>>740940710even if it got translation, it doesn't change the fact it is shit.there are a lot better games still untranslated but you will parade this shit like it's the next coming of jesus because your trannylator lords graced you with it.
I've played it for about a few hours and the atmosphere is peak but it's very slow getting around, especially considering there's no map for the overworld. The translation is quite good though and they've done a good job of keeping the dialogue understandable so that it isn't too confusing in an already esoteric game.
>>740991896Are you actually comparing their translation against the original Japanese, or do you just mean that the actual writing itself is fine?
>>740990140what we've learned is /v/'s biggest nightmare is being told to play videogames
>>740986818Always play the original as a rule.
>>740940895damn you got them seething with this one
>>740990140/v/ is just the balding guy throwing a tantrum because some clueless girl is wearing a Nirvana shirt in Hot Topic, unaware he is the one who should feel immense shame for still shopping there at his middle age. The mere idea that young people could discover and enjoy older things fills them with foaming rage. Everything that ever existed should be exclusively theirs and no one else should touch it.
>>740944887
>>740995515Reading through the thread you can tell 99% of the posts are from the same guy who had his nerve pinched. He just repeats the same seethe for hours. He wouldn't have done that if that post hadn't got under their skin.
>>740995756Nobody is mad at the girl discovering nirvana. That's cool. As long as she actually is listening to it.Why do you keep strawmanning the argument? More people playing this game = good. People playing this game for 10 minutes and pretending to love it = bad.Do you actually disagree? If not, quit crying.Is there actually a single post in this thread that implies others SHOULDN'T play this? Because I see a lot of posts saying they SHOULD play it and that causing a lot of melties.
>>740949569>>740949642Enjoying the back to back irony
>>740996562>Is there actually a single post in this thread that implies others SHOULDN'T play this?No.>Because I see a lot of posts saying they SHOULD play it and that causing a lot of melties.That's exactly what happened. Mostly one guy, but he's mad because he knows he doesn't actually want to play it but still wants to be a part of "the conversation"
>>740982467lol
>>740982587it's not
"Play the game" is not some insane shithead furious troll balding poser stance no matter how many schizo strawman arguments this guy tries to throw at it. Holy shit I've never seen someone more tilted.
>>740995756>The mere idea that young people could discover and enjoy older things fills them with foaming rage.No it doesn't.>young person finds old music and likes it, wears tshirtNice>young person watches youtube video about a band, never listens to the music, buys tshirtLameNot complicated.
>>740996562>Is there actually a single post in this thread that implies others SHOULDN'T play this?nope, that guy is hallucinating
>>740972370just make a forum account and you will get the links! or patch it yourself.
>>740944887>Your izzat has been permanently set to 0, this includes all future liftetimes where you will permanently reincarnate as a flea, thanks for playing
>>740945043Not a real psx game
This entire thread is a comedy goldmine.
>>740947147I find that are actual jap only gems in the nes/snes era, especially if you like rpgs, because localizing still wasnt a universal or popular practice for many devs and rpgs in particular had no audience in the west.however after the massive success of ffvii and gaming getting a lot bigger in general, from the ps1 era onward basically anything decent was getting localized. if a game stayed in japan, it was for good reason.
>>740998458I thought it was pri demon th
>>740998458>blue ribbon on a blue background>barely visiblethe irony
>>740954708The first genuine LOL I've had on /v/ in weeks, thank you
>>740944887I always call him Dungeon Chili
>>740940710>Kusoge's Gateit's trash, Hellnight mogs it
>>740998458It's not.Zoomers /v/ is the most dogshit thing that could've ever happen, no video games allowed, everyone acts like a woman/jeet trying to ragebait, it's not funny i think it's grim as fuck. Completely miserable.