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>WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
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CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDS!!!
PLAY MY WIFE'S GAME!!!
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i never understood this meme it was of south park too, is it an american thing
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Nasolabial Foid: Laundry
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>>740950354
have you ever lived with a woman before? they have meltdowns over men leaving toilet seats up when they pee
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>>740950264
Why do western developers love the "ugly woman shouts at camera" genre
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>>740950408
>have you ever lived with a woman before?
for 6 years now
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>>740950449
KEEP MY WIFES GAME OUT YOUR MOUTH
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Why do women have to use so much toilet paper? Two, sometimes three rolls a week.
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>>740950264
>where is my husband's daughter?
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>>740950264
This reminds me of that scene in Ergo Proxy.
Why is this such a problem for women? Do they rather sit on a piss stained seat?
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>>740950450
How big is your mom's penis?
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>>740950734
They shit out babies.
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>>740950734
fun fact: after giving birth most women are incontinent and piss themselves all the time like a senile old man
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>>740950935
I was told that was a myth.
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>>740950264
Why is it always leaving the toilet seat down for women but never leaving the toilet seat up for men? What if the man starts complaining that the women leave the toilet seat down?
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>>740950734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAe8gx3F3qs
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>>740950264
god this creature is hideous
have fun paying for it lol
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>>740950734
do not ask questions you don't want the answer to
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>>740950264
>is that a.... toilet seat.... that I'll have to move from the up position to the down position.... before using....??? AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIlIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>740950264
>O LAWD O LAWD DEM RANGZ!!!!!!!
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KEKTOS THE UGGO
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>>740950734
Squatting automatically triggers the bladder reflex and women can't fight it like men can.
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>>740951142
Men have the mental capacity to look before using the toilet so we simply take the 0.04 seconds to lift it
Women on the other hand have no intelligence and simply sit being completely unaware of their surroundings and fall into the toilet
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>>740950264
Isnt that the flute girl from American Pie?
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Do moids unironically think kratos is attractive?
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You should fully close the toilet seat lid anyway because guess what happens to piss and shit particles when you flush
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>>740950408
Why would a man lift the toilet seat up? You either sit down with your phone or you stand up and aim in the middle of the bowl.
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>>740950264
God of HR
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Why the fuck would you leave the toilet seat up in the first place? Do you want to have nasty piss water splashing loudly next to you? Foul
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>>740950354
It's a civilized human thing, you streetshitting goblin.
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>>740951028
You'd be surprise.
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WE MUST BE UGLIER MEN FAGTREUS
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>>740951567
From my limited contact with the female race this seems to be true, buff dudes are for gay men. No wonder since the industry is ran by trannies and people catering to trannies, who are all just gay men
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>>740951409
>>740951493
these are troons btw
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>>740950734
>Two, sometimes three rolls a week

Is that not normal? Are you people not wiping your asses to completion? I wipe until nothing is coming up. And I'm not using small wipes because I don't want to get shit on my hands...
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The toilet seat meme is a grim sign of how truly cucked and misandrist the west.
>CATER TO ME, SLAVE
>I DON'T NEED TO PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU'LL BE THE ONE WHO DEALS WITH IT

Pathetic. You're not a man if you tolerate this.
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>>740951653
muscular men can be attractive, just not western designed ones made by insecure men
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>>740951675
Stop the cope
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>>740951826
post a pic of your face with timestamp, let's see proof you're not a troon, go on
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my muse :)
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>"I don't hate GoW Laufey because I hate women"
>Look inside
>Pure hatred towards women
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>>740951940
Never said I was a troon or female. I simply need you to see the truth. Women, even after his cuckification, do not like kratos at all.
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>>740952019
modern women are a bunch unhinged lunatics and deserve to be mocked more often
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>>740952019
>Look inside the toilet
>It's piss
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>>740951685
I don't know I shit a little rabbit nug once every two days from an all meat diet right before I shower.
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>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMEN DONT FIND A GROTEQUE ELDERLY TRT MONSTER ATTRACTIVE?!?!?
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>>740950264
She's not THAT ugly but this is God of fucking War, she's completely out of place
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>>740951685
>Shitting woman unearthed
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>>740952059
who the fuck care what women like?
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incel chuds seething again. just admit you are intimidated by strong women
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>>740952382
it's a troon having a melty, he'll spam the thread now for the next 24 hours to cope with being called out
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>>740952059
women are basically retarded, so
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>>740951685
Add fiber to your diet
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> Spaming the thread with twitter posts about how people don't like Kratos

Who even asked?
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>>740952059
I think some incels can't accept the idea that the average woman doesn't find this attractive because it goes against the cope of being forever alone because they don't look like roided up chads
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>There are still /v/irgins who like kratos
grim
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>>740952597
People that don't find Kratos attractive are pedophiles and should be called out.
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>>740952623
no you're just a fucking retard who judges women by what they say and not what they do
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>>740951715
it's a babby-tier shit test, hth
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>>740952817
That's the cope there alright
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>>740952817
What women do is spend thousands of dollars on LADS twinks and then write a bunch of smut about them on ao3
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>>740951426
the seat cover, the thing that completely covers the toilet
if you piss and shit into a toilet and then flush without covering the toilet the germs go everywhere in the room
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>>740952890
>>740952928
you'll get it when you actually go outside
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>>740952928
>>740952623
What women do is date a bunch of jester clowns and proceed to cheat on them with Chad who also jester clowns for women and who also gets cheated on by sometimes a lesser looking male who jester maxed even more via money and/or attention.
The only reason men opt out of the dating market is because they deem it is simply not worth it to put the amount of effort to get a female or/and maintain a relationship with said female.

If shitty ass videogames asked people the same amount of effort nobody would play them, women are the same thing.
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>>740950734
Women have to wipe every time they pee and they pee a lot. Some use a lot of paper for a single wipe in order to avoid getting piss on their hand. Add period to that and you get a lot of toilet paper use
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Kratosbros...
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>>740950408
and it's literally equally inconvenient for you for it to be down. women don't complain about things because the things are worth complaining about they complain because they feel like complaining and starting a fight, that's why there's no point in listening to what they're complaining about you only investigate to find out what stupid woman shit is actually making her seethe
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>>740953263
Damn, sounds like women are more into the entertainment that dating brings rather than the men themselves
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>>740950408
>Have you ever lived with a woman before
What kind of dumbass response is this? Do you think we asexually reproduce?
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>>740951653
Leon is muscular and women draw him buff in their yumeslop.
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>>740954176
a lot of women don't really know what they want because they're given too much choice and by the time they figure it out they're 40 and it's too late
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>female opinion
interesting
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>>740954176
It's hypergamy, nowadays there are hundreds if not thousands of male ready to replace you at any moment.
This did not happen at any other point in history.
Women never had a 1/100 of the choice they have now.
It's a battle royale for men,but this selection is not fighting for who is the smartest and can progress humanity more or who is the strongest and biggest but who is the most servile to women(and by proxy to jews), who can eat the most shit and yet stay in said system without reward, that is our current step in evolution.
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>>740950408
No, it is an amercan thing, in my country you leave it as it is when you are done, and women do the same. And nobody has meltdowns about such stupid thing
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>>740951685
>he doesn't dig the toilet paper into his ass far enough to make sure the inside of his ass is clean too
You wipe until you start bleeding a little from the inside of your ass and no poop is on the paper
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>>740950264
put that seat down next time or youll get fucked up
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>>740950734
One time I tracked it and my gf uses 6.5x as much tp as me
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>kratos wife goes through the afterlife with a companion
>fighting dead gods from different religions
>meets ares and travels with him without knowing who he is
>companions sacrifices himself so wife can come back to life
>ares hitches a ride and is the final boss fight when kratos sees him
this would be really cool if wife was hot and the companion wasn't a quirk chingus cube
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>>740954885
a white guy needs to assault that fucker
make it feel fear and kill it afterwards, and then paint "killed gow" on its corpse
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>>740954670
hypergamy is a myth. you are just a incel
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>>740951317
>>740951409
>>740951493
>>740951567
>>740951826
>>740951750
>>740952059
>>740952257
women really fall in love with a hairstyle that's insane
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>>740953545
vag mucus too (not the same as being wet)
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>>740955479
It is what it is
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>>740955270
>I saw a random Chad today and he didn't declare his love for me on the spot
>hypergamy is a myth
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>>740950264
is this an american thing? I've lived with women my entire life and never did any of them bitch once about the toilet seat, if they told me to fold it down I'd tell them to stfu and kick them in the face
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>>740955534
The sane ones use mini pads to avoid having that shit slathered all over their panties
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>>740955735
What? Where? In Mumbai?
Anywhere in the west if you leave for example 3 grains of salt or sugar in the table you get a raging woman screaming in your ear (mother,sister,partner,etc)
Anything you do leads to screaming woman telling you how horrible you are.
Husband,son,boyfriend no man is spared.
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Never understood this. Who bothers lifting the toilet seat. Can you not piss without hitting the seat?
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>>740955673
Ai edit of Kratos with fancy haircuts and post it, they'll swoon
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>>740953545
>>740955534
>>740955863
Women are gross.
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>>740955932
Sad but true. They just like to feel like they got it rough and are not appriciated. It usually gets worse as they age
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>>740954804
Was it a GAY thing?
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this is what women consider attractive
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>>740956196
You got a problem with that, moid? Just because we're into guys indistinguishable from women doesn't mean we're gay.
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>>740956196
This is me after showering.
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>>740955939
Better yet just sit when at home, even for a simple piss. Droplets will fly all over the bowl and walls. Public toilet however...
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>>740955932
I never had any such issues, if anything women are generally a lot more untidy than I am, I am slavic though so our women are generally not really fussy and they're drunk half the time
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>>740950264
>>740950408
Is this an American thing or something? Why do women expect you to leave it down? Sure it's more convenient to the woman, but what is the benefit that makes it the correct choice, as opposed to leaving it up?
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>But she's not gonna die, right?
>........Why'd ya leave the toilet seat up, son?
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women WILL shit on the toilet lid if you leave it down. don't even tempt it.
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>>740956304
not really I just made a funny post considering how Lohen has had the biggest buzz among women I've ever seen in regard of genshin characters, seems like women like psycho sadistic handsome shotas the most
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>>740956196
>""""women""""
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>>740951181
I could go for some dimmies.
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>>740950264
>put both the seat and lid down every time
>they still get mad
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>>740956476
What the FUCK is their problem?
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>>740956354
>what is the benefit that makes it the correct choice, as opposed to leaving it up?
it's more convenient to the woman
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>>740956609
But why is that the more correct choice compared to the option that is more convenient to the man?
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>>740956567
yeah women, the faggots like varka, the trannies like varesa
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>>740956658
It's how the west works
And soon it will happen to you
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But really, what does she see in him?
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I don't even know the purpose of the toilet seat. Unironically what is it for?
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>>740957010
stops piss and shit particles from rising
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another quality video games thread
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>>740957010

Comfort. You ever sit without one?
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>>740950264
I don't get this complaint. I've never in my life lifted the toilet seat up, I just pee on it instead. Why would you inconvenience yourself lifting it up and down???
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I'm surprised how many rightoids still sucks kratos's dick even after he turned into a cuck.
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>>740956923
I mean this is a bit silly, there's a lot more that goes into relationships than just appearance, if we're talking about attractiveness then yeah I'm a guy and never thought that kratos was good looking, old kratos looked like some retarded mongolian football hooligan and nukratos looks like the caricature of a redditor wojak, like I sure as hell wouldn't want to look like kratos
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>>740950264
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>>740957151
It's always up in my house, I've never sat on it, it looks like it would break. The toilet itself is comfortable enough.
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>>740950847
This is literally how I was going to respond. I just couldn't decide between making a mother or trans joke, but you daringly synthesized both. Well done.
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>>740957524
It also implies he's only 6 years old which is an added bonus.
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>Atreuuus, Kratooooos! I've been dead for one single day and this is how the house looks now?!
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>>740950408
They only do that if you are a beta cuck
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>>740956849
So I must maximize convenience to women?
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I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MAAAANAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!
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>>740950264

god i hate women so much. fucking vile creatures
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>>740958135
Only simp love women
Good looking simps are called Chads
Average looking simps are called simps
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JADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>740958380

idk. thank god i'm gay and my life runs perfectly
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>>740957649
Heh, he's all kinds of wrecked. Bet he's ACKing as we speak lol.
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>KRATOS WHERE'S YOUR BULL'S SON
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>>740958889
NTA but I'm pretty sure it's mostly teenage girls who like those
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>>740950264
what kind of retard even lifts the toilet seat in the first place? its way better to sit to piss. quite literally, its more manly.
>more comfortable
>100% accuracy, 0% chance of any kind of mess
>cleanliness and lack of a need to ever clean up is efficiency and pragmatism
>already in position in case peepee time turns into poopoo time
comfort, efficiency, pragmatism. all hallmarks of masculinity and men.

vs the arguments for standing
>uh, because i can i guess
>i was told by some brainless retard that it was more masculine, and i never bothered to actually think about it for even 2 seconds.
>b-b-but thats what women do!

there is no argument against sitting to piss, only contrarian retardation.
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>>740950354
I've heard women bitching about it too
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>>740959152
It's cold in winter
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>>740950264
I never even care to lift it for pissing.
Often just use the kitchen sink (I rinse afterwards).
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>>740959254
>i dont heat my house above 50F
being a poorfag isnt an excuse.
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Just wanted to remind you guys that when you break up with a girl, make sure to lift the toilet seat as a farewell gift so you get the last jab and win the reltionship breakup
Bonus points if you put seran wrap on the bowel too
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>>740956304
>roided up to 11
>the natural male form
huh?
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Did men genuinely think women like Kratos?

If I have to guess male characters women like I would have said like Nathan Drake, Arthur Morgan, Kazuma Kiryu, Alistair from dragon age, Garrus from mass effect, Link, Leon,Astarion, Dante and even Geralt of Rivia before I even thought about Kratos
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>>740959413
>Did men genuinely think women like
unironically have never once thought about what they would like. maybe if i had a sister or something
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>>740955959
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>>740959413
I'm confused too. At least this fag got it right two years ago but there were still a bunch of coping dudes (not a single woman) claiming that kratos' is totally attractive to women.
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>>740959413
I don't give a shit what women think.
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>>740959597
get rid of the muslim beard though
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>>740959597
holy shit, that's 100% a yeet account
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Post characters women love!

Pic related Henry of Skalitz!
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>chuds mad because female!
No, people are dogging this because Laufey looks fucking lame.
I bet more people would be interested in playing a genderswapped Kratos than Laufey.
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>>740959738
Plenty of women still like a muscular guy, just someone like leon kennedy rather than a gorilla like kratos.
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>>740959831
Do you really think that's an accurate genderbend of kratos? c'mon
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>>740950734
>toilet clogged one day
>sister uses it
>I go in later
>she had upwards of 20 sheets of toilet paper in the bowl
It was then I realized why it gets clogged so often.
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>>740958889
I presume for a similar reason that every pragmata thread has people lusting over eight
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>have to clean the woman's bathrooms back when I was an actual janitor 10 years ago
>Purposely lifted up every single toilet seat and kept them up just to piss off foids
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>>740950264
The moment somebody complains about the seat I'm going to completely close the lid all the time to be "considerate"
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>>740950354
It's not a meme. Women want and WILL bitch about literally everything. No, there is no logic to it.
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>>740950264
i piss sitting down. don't blame me
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Women like shit like this though, it's funny cause lots of men would call protags like this faggy and cringe but it should be obvious stuff like Kratos and Gears if war guy weren't attractive to women.
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>>740959643
Crash IS attractive. Not in the "I want to fuck him" sense, but he is pleasing to look at.
Faye is repulsive. I DO NOT want to look at her.
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>>740950354
>men has to lift and low the sit
>women seethe when they have to low the sit
Society
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>>740950264
>iit: gowfags finally realizing they are gay
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>>740950354
>>740950408
It's a shit test. If she can get you to apologize and close the toilet seat every single time you take a piss (lol), they will also get you to do other things for them.
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>>740958446
I used to like Fresh Prince and some of his movies quite a lot. Heartbreaking to see him like this.
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Post the goblin video
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>>740952002
The fuck does Kratos see in her?
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>>740950264
>>
>image of characters mouth open
>shit they never said
Yep, it's unfunny meme time
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>>740951142
The lid needs to stay shut for several seconds after you flush or else you just swoop the post-flush piss and shit particle tornado back into your face.
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>>740956304
>>740955673
>>740953973
>>740953595
>>740953054
>>740952928
>>740952741
>>740952484
>>740952257
>>740952059
>spend 10 years and 3 games becoming a "better man"
>women not only call you physically ugly
>but your personality as well
Hahahaha lmao

That's the biggest fucking redpill right here.
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>>740953258
I’d rather go inside your mother and rape your little sister
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>>740951409

My interpretation of all this is that there are characters made for you to be inspired by or to fall in love with. Kratos is clearly a male character made for a male audience, unlike female characters where the average man won't be inspired by them; the only option left is for the character to be beautiful, otherwise there's nothing left
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>>740961853
>>740952741
>>740955673

BRVTAL this is the future of "better men's"
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>>740961853
kek
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>>740950408
its an American Hollywood thing. I am an american and ive never lived with a woman who is like this but it is a popular trope on the tv
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>>740950264
Lol
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>>740961853
Truly grim
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Did you guys ever interact with women before?
They are fucking memes.
You can post an image of Brad Pitt in his peak and say
>Women find THIS attractive
and they will go and loudly disagree with you.
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>>740955270
Eight posts up from yours, discordian.
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>>740955939
You are coating everything in micro-droplets of piss and bacteria.
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>>740951493
>I find him ugly therefore it must be a male gaze thing
lmao women (or rather trannies)
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>>740950408
I'm a guy and have never understood why you would leave it up anyway. I was taught flushing without closing the lid would spray shit and piss particles everywhere so I've always fully closed it after use. Unless you're one of those niggers that don't bother flushing unless it's after a shit so you leave stale piss stinking up your bathroom and hallways.
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>>740962663
you have to tell them he's a vampire lord first
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>>740950408
the solution is to close the lid completely. both parties have to lift it. it also makes flushing more hygienic.
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>>740962828
and?
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>>740963185
Oh, jeet. Right.
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>>740963235
My house my rules.
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>>740963349
Wasn't trying to tell you you can't, just that you're a vile thirdie for doing it.
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>>740962567
that's an incorrect description of nu-kratos
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>>740956354
If you have pets, don't have to worry about them drinking out of it. Also other pests getting in. Avoids water shooting out if clog the toilet horribly too.

On the other hand, if your plumbing is shit, leaving it up can quickly figure out if you got a swear leak going on.
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>>740950408
>goes to public bathroom
>puts toilet seat down
>pisses in toilet and on the seat
>Walks out without cleaning it
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>>740962164
hot girls don't inspire you?
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>>740950354
I've known Irish women to complain about it.
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>>740951317
I'm surprised this is qualifying as a 'controversy' because I don't think I would have ever thought of Kratos as being attractive to women.
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>>740964129
Actually, yes, it inspires me to be a beautiful woman like them
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>>740960073
I work with a woman is is the definition of white trailer trash and she bitches about everything
>I'm too cold turn off the AC
>I'm too hot turn on the AC but not too much!
>I got a headache I wanna go home
>I'm on my period (for the 6th time this month) I wanna go home
>My tummy hurts I don't feel like working I'm just gonna watch netflix for 8 hours we got enough people here
>who splashed water on the floor CLEAN UP YOUR MESS WHILE I SLATHER MYSELF IN DOLLAR STORE PERFUME AND STINK UP THE WHOLE ROOM
>you talkin shit I will have my redneck boyfriend beat you up *he's some 5'6 manlet with a beer belly*
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>>740962957
>Unless you're one of those niggers that don't bother flushing unless it's after a shit so you leave stale piss stinking up your bathroom and hallways.
no way people do this, its horrid, i have done it a few times due to power failure , just to conserve my water jugs (for flushing via bucket) and its rancid
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Needs to be shooped to be kratos
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>>740964114
Idgaf whether the seat is up and down but pissing on a public toilet seat should get you put on a sex offender registry for the rest of your life.
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anyone made a webm of the toe wiggle yet
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>>740950408
My family never gave a shit, it won't kill you to touch a toilet seat
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>>740950264
>cooms in mouth
sorry cant understand what you're saying
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>>740965436
It's for now friend
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>>740965589
>so then I told him: "THIS is how you be a better man! Shit was CASH!"
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>>740956304
>why can't you just accept
teo issues here. bitch doesn't speak for all women. and i don't care what women think anyway. I saw posts of women a year ago gushing l over Kratos being a good father. i don't care what the schizophrenic gender thinks at all
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>>740950264
I've carried on dozens of relationships with women* of varying degrees and durations and not a single one ever mentioned anything about the toilet seat. From where does this ancient ass "meme" come?

*female
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Saying that nu Kratos is not appealing to woman is something I never thought about, but I agree and it's not even an hot take.
Chara basics that woman find attractive:
Head full of hair
Tall
Slim and lightly muscolar
Woman doesn't like steroid junkies dudes, don't give a fuck about the soi beard, and actively avoid baldies.
Leon, Flynn rider, link, and other pg like that are also sold to woman; from its inception Kratos it's a teenager's drawing of what could be cool
Doomguy, haloguy, gearsguy, original Kratos and similar are not sold to the woman eye at all.
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>>740963027
Fucking this
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>>740950264
>Being proud about the fact that you're leaving your toilet seat up and letting shit particles fly out everywhere whenever you flush
Enjoy your biohazard of a bathroom
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>>740951409
>>740952484
>>740952059
I guarantee you all of these people are ugly.
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>>740951426
>or you stand up and aim in the middle of the bowl.
GOOODDDSS!
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>>740966228
t.
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>>740950264
If you leave the toilet lid up when you flush you get shit and piss water literally all over the bathroom.
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>>740965795
Maybe it's regional. Ive heard this on US northeast coast. I have a friend that got so buckbroken by his ex wife that he still insists his male friends put the seat down after they piss with no women living in the house.
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>>740966228
I bet you take a bit from the same spoon twice.
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>>740952002
After clapping Aphrodite cheeks, there's really nowhere else to go but down.
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>>740965795
>I've carried on dozens of relationships with women*
And thats why you carried dozens of relationships
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I just kneel on the closed toilet lid when flushing because i don't want to hear any upity noises coming from it.
You can't let it breathe you know.
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>>740966782
Do you climb on top of the toilet?
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>>740966879
Just one knee on the lid
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>>740950354
>doesn't know how to use a toilet
let's revisit the question once you use a toilet
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>>740962663
A lot of the people here don't leave their house. That's not even a burn, but it's obvious.

>>740960207
Between Kratos and Cloud, why are we going with the two extremes here? A lot of women like men with just a regular dad bod. Nothing crazy. Some like beards, some don't. Everyone has their preferences. Super buff angry spartan man and feminine kpop twink aren't the only men on the planet.
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Honest question: how come the anti-woke crowds post edits and memes of Laufey and they think it’s okay, but the woke crowd posts edits and memes of Bloodrain and suddenly they’re in an uproar? Isn’t it hypocritical of them? Like they say it’s okay to not like Laufey because they don’t like how she looks, but others are wrong if they don’t like Bloodrain because they don’t like how Evie looks.
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>>740966879
I climb in the toilet to make sure the poop stays in there before I get out and flush
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>>740950264
CARMELLA WILL YOU SHUT DA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>740961853
kek
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>>740950264
You should actually close the lid
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>>740950264
If this flops, will there be another GoW?
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>>740955479
Women lie for no reason.
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>you dont stick your hand up your ass and grab the poop yourself
Fucking pathetic
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>>740961132
at least it doesn't hurt like watching literally anything with robin williams in it.
that death hit me right in the childhood.
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>>740950264
>In an Alternate reality, the police examine the toilet seat to determine if a man was recently there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zop5rdke7Ig
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>>740970672
>wrong, pantheon... yeah...
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>>740969768
There hasn't been a GoW since 3.
GoW is fucking dead.
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>>740956354
The actual reason is that women are retarded and sit down without looking, especially at night, so if the toilet seat is up they fall into the toilet bowl.
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>>740969768
Its basically a spin off, so even if it flops it won't affect the main franchise much.
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>>740964114
>enter public bathroom
>piss on the wall behind toilet
>shit on the sink
>clog toilet with rolled up paper hand towels
>flush toilet twice
>leave
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>>740956581
aye, u roight, mate, fack off
>drinks piss
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>>740969768
Yes, the og trilogy remake.
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>>740971589
but that's what women do
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>>740963027
yeah, I'm not risking shit particles flying through the bathroom and onto my toothbrush
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So this whole time you guys thought he was hot???
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>>740950408
>lift toilet seat up
>close before flush so pee particles do not get flung everywhere
What's the holdup?
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>>740972297
Unfortunately now you'll have shit on the toilet lid because women can't look at the toilet when they walk into the bathroom and see the state the toilet is in.
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>>740973160
No Anon, you're getting confused here
>Toilet seat(the thing women want you to lift up) - the thing you actually sit on when taking a shit
>Toilet lid - the part that covers the entire toilet bowl so shit and piss particles don't go everywhere(women want this to be left up because they're fucking retarded)
If you leave the LID down, they'll just go right on top of the lid because for some reason women don't look at the toilet before sitting down.
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>>740972662
I masturbate thinkgen bout Kratos and becoming a betta man
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>>740961853
Wait, no
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>>740961853
Every generation of men has that moment when they realize
>Wait, I shouldn't give a fuck about what women think
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>>740962567
Take out stoic and you have pretty much every alpha male guru on social media described perfectly
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appraisals of masculinity remain as narrow as ever where it's all about fighting and fixing cars but if you dare suggest a woman not go around behaving hideously then it's your nuts on the chopping block
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>>740950264
Her being alive make GOW 1 and 2 absurd on their mourning atmosphere.
Unless they actually keep her dead.
That would be insteresting, but I doubt it.
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>>740950264
women complaining about leaving the toilet seat up is one of those fake slapstick tv tropes that doesn't exist in real life. they definitely want it up so it's less likely to be stained with pee.
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>>740952059
>2.2k likes vs 1.1k likes
Dumbass
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>>740963027
You say that, but I got in the habit of this and made the mistake of doing it in the presence of a woman, only to get scolded for putting the seat down. Women just expect the seat to be in the sitting position at all time, no deviation is acceptable.
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>>740975164
I thought it's supposed to be a prequel
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>All these normalfag tourists with gfs
No wonder /v/ is so bad now
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>>740976912
so? you get scolded by one bitch, move on. a dozen bitches, maybe you got a problem after all.
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>>740950264
incredible how many shots of this hag with her mouth open there are in a 2 minute trailer



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