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>>740961467
Why are americans so obsessed with giant asses? and why do they seem to make boobs smaller and smaller as time goes on?

>>740961467
i want to raid her throat and hips

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>>740961467
How did they do it?

>>740961585
where the fuck do you live that that is considered a "giant" ass?

you say that like its a bad thing

>>740961585
I am sexually aroused by strong structural support.

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>>740961585
don't use my reaction image for your gay posts homo

>>740961467
>look guys, from this angle this game isn’t such woketrash
>it’s safe to buy our tranny game

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>>740961585
WTF. Lara no!

>>740961467
I hope you know that she farts a lot

>>740963103
nice goal posting discord tranny

Did anyone know that any "tomb raiding" game's development team will be filled with muh consultancy groups because stealing artifacts = le evil and everything should be put in a museum? SBI leeched onto the Indiana Jones IP and they made the story lame and gay while also reminding you that stealing = le bad, while also adding some dykes as main characters, girlbosses and (((historically accurate)))) niggers.

>>740961585
Ask bing what is american culture centered around

>>740961467
Womb raper

This is still nuLara, they're just trying to peddle her to retards.

>>740961467
Baby Craft: Womb Raider

>>740961585
Why are turd worlders incapable of going one minute without bringing up their masters?

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Is the survivor trilogy worth playing?

>>740961585
fag

>>740965762
It's ok. It's like a worse Uncharted with a girl named Lara instead of Drake. Don't expect actual Tomb Raider from it.

>>740965882
I can live with okay.

>>740965695
SO PALPABLE

>>740963589
Tomb Raider is subtle enough, retard-kun

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Thank you Jeff Bezos. She is perfect.

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>>740961467
Thoughts on trashy gothic blue haired Lara? (Got to give her a fitting outfit still)

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>>740965762
Yeah sure, its fun,

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*rage bait the dinosaur*

>>740966584
Why did she have to kick that dino in the head?

>>740961678
I really can't explain what it is about this face, it's... undefined. Looks like it was generated in a lab where they placed ethnicity sliders at certain percentages to form a non-existent blob of a human. She's uniquely non-unique, I don't fucking know, whatever, you'll goon to her all the same.

>>740966726
lara is secretly evil

>>740965762
Yes. All 3 games are good, some better than others.

>>740961585
i get it! you have no ass! stfu

>>740967127
You assume she has a bad side?

>>740961467
I would make the SEX with her

>>740966584
looks horrible

>>740961793

For those hips it's a giant ass. I met girls in real life with that body structure, it was like looking at a live action freak show.

>>740968015
Sure you have, anon.

>>740963120
Don't threaten me with a good time

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>>740965762
don't binge them, they all play the same
>so do the old games though
yeah but at least you'll get different puzzles from those. the survivor games are all rope pulls and/or rotate something. also vastly different locations
if you had to only play one, I'd say Rise just because it actually has tombs, even if they're small and optional

>>740965762
If you have hooves

>>740968181
More like good toot LOL HAHAHAHA

>>740963120
She is a purely digital entity, they lack the drawbacks of biological females.

>>740961678
They consulted my penus in extensive interviews about exactly what I would would like to see (tits, ass, and legs)

Is the game out yet?

>>740970167
Nah in Feb 27

>>740965762
If you like the OG games, then no. They're pretty much trash.
If you like shit like uncharted then you might get some fun out of them I guess.

>>740962815
It's my reaction image faggot, I made it.

Do we find her more attractive then the survior croft?

>>740971542
She is an older version of the survivor Lara.

>>740971854
Nice try.

>>740971893
The devs confirmed as much

>jeet lara
>feathers

>>740965762
Not really, they are very boring and linear.

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>>740966584
>animation significantly worse than 30 years old game

>>740961585
Wide hips =/= giant ass you retarded fucking virgin nigger

>>740961467
I'm glad things are going in the right direction but please don't be fooled into thinking they won't sneak in whatever woke shit they can get away with. Prominent games are still being made by the same faggots as before.

> ‘We’re not really making an effort to differentiate Lara in Legacy Of Atlantis from the Lara players came to know in the Survivor trilogy,’ says Adams. ‘They are one and the same, the difference is that the phase of her career in which we find her is no longer defined by the events of those games. Lara has moved beyond them.’

https://metro.co.uk/2026/06/11/tomb-raider-legacy-atlantis-preview-past-future-lara-croft-28735711/?ito=article.desktop.share.top.twitter

She even has the pickaxe in the new games, still crafting and collecting skills

>>740972310
Lara, my beloved...
I will be with you again tonight. The area we are exploring is treacherous but I am excited to see you. I hope you are excited to see me.

>>740972442
>Yeah she's totally the same character. We just changed her voice, her physical appearance, de-aged her about 5 years and also changed her personality but it's definitely the same Lara!
Lol

>>740972621
They're seething so hard that they have to cave in to the chuds, and they spitefully refuse to acknowledge it

>>740972621
she looks older to me in atlantis.
Maybe she took some acid, that tends to change personalities XD

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>>740961467
uber mogged by nu-lara

Never understood the hatred for the survivor trilogy.

>>740961585
because sex good?

low test retard

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>>740972978
Wow she's so perfect she mogs herself somehow

>>740973630
Do you have sex with asses, anon?

>>740961585
>Why are americans so obsessed with giant asses? and why do they seem to make boobs smaller and smaller as time goes on?
Twerking negresses good
Male gaze bad
Fat asses are seen as empowering and big breasts are seen as objectifying. That's literally all it is.

>>740973765
ass cheeks =/= anal sex
literally the ass cheeks play the same role in vaginal or anal

>>740961467
i don't really want to give stellar blade too much credit, but i knew the whole 'ugly women as protagonists' in games thing wasn't going to last long given that the majority of people who play single-player games are men and don't go on the internet very much if at all. that being said, the 'new' lara was still insanely fucking hot, but i like this cartoonier direction more than i liked the gritty, realistic side of the new trilogy.

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First nu-Lara looked autistic, but they gave her huge tits.

>>740974473
>post a picture with a side profile that's objectively very attractive
just say you're gay bro

>>740974473
I never understood why none of the enemies try to their way with her?

>>740966584
AAA games are really good at containing things that instantly make my eyes glaze over
>this
>the way gameplay is constantly "seamlessly" transitioning between gameplay and cutscene and formulating gameplay segments that work like glorified minigames in all of them
>press-to-win stealth takedowns
what's funny is I was thinking of that Wolverine footage when I named that last one but I googled to see if Tomb Raider does too out of curiosity and of course it fucking does

>>740967043
They made her look vaguely Indian instead of vaguely Hispanic

>>740961585
It's just wide hips.
(Btw northern European women have the widest pelvic bones on the planet, look it up or ask AI)

Would you guys have a chance with her?

>>740961585
I'm American and I prefer big fucken tits

I will play this as my first tomb raider

>>740977184
I'd like to think so, I dated a few women that were way out of my league back when I was a fat fuck

>>740977635
Did you have a good time?

>>740977753
eh, it was a losing battle against my own neurosis

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>>740961678
PITTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>740961585
>Americans

>>740974473
>Huge
They're average sized

>>740980237
Reminder that russain never own her.

>>740961467
>Female MC
>Brown
>No tits
Nice wokeslop

>>740974984
did you even play the game
The first enemy she kills was rubbing her neck and sniffing her

>>740961467
I look like that thanks to HRT though!

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>>740963108
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

reminder that these threads are all gorilla marketing threads and safe horny

>>740981828
Not touching her tits, goosing her arse, nor grinding but choke her and shoot her.
>>740982486
I don't get it. Also fuck grok.

>>740961467
She looks Mexican from the front tho

>>740961585
because big asses make my pp hard

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>>740961585
I don’t know
The bottom-heavy build looks very weird

>>740961585
blacks

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why are people calling her brown jeet latina? shes clearly white with a tan

>>740984596
Yea man that looks so weird haha...

Boobs too small.

>>740974473
Those are not huge, they're a good size but not huge.

>>740984596
guh

>>740961585
>Why are americans so obsessed with giant asses?
Do not let wakandan imports skew your statistical data about white civilization.

>>740985018
>Boobs too small.
and jeet coded, flat ass. They'll have to do more to win back the chuds despite all the shill comments claiming she's le sexo based.

>>740973630
good morning saar

>>740961585
aren't you indian?

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>>740983000
>I don't get it. Also fuck grok.
Probably a reference to this.

>>740985941
Do we know what happened to everybody in that webm?

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>>740984596
Friendly reminder that we live in hell and desire only exists to make us suffer.