*mic drop*
>>740970762but not his heart
>>740970710Publicly execute ever Twitter user
She makin this face :^3
link fell out of love with zelda in oot once she dropped her ninja disguise
>>740970710>Ocarina of TimeZelda and Link are literally just pals in this game.
>>740970851Dumb phone poster
>subverting expectations is automatically good because it's unexpected no matter whatI really hate this retarded mentality that has ruined western media
skyward sword was the only game where zeldaxlink worked well. everything else has no chemistry at all
Sad how much ink has been spilt shipping characters in the completely sex free and relationship free Zelda universe.
Twilight Princess unironically proves this happened.The only possible way for a descendent of Link to be born into a farming community where Epona's song (along with the names Epona and Link) is passed down as tradition as generations go by is for Link to have returned to Lon Lon after Majora's Mask and to have stayed there working as a ranch hand, eventually falling in love with Malon and marrying her before they inherit the ranch and expand it.
>>740970710Well she does have an edge over zelda. I wouldn't say it's interesting, but reasonable.
stop posting screenshots from other websites because you are afraid of confrontation and don’t want to say something to that person yourself
>>740970710What about the fish? What do the 26k people who liked that Tweet think about the fish?
>>740970710
OoT was originally meant to have dating sim and otome elements.This has been confirmed by Aonuma, and it's why the game has such a massive cast of female supporting characters.
>>740971261And then they cancelled it after realizing Zelda is the only girl that makes sense for Link and their bond is too strong to break
>>740970710Hey man, Zelda let him save the world then kicked his ass out the the timeline (presumably so she could fuck Ganondorf's horse)Link is up for grabs.
>>740971261Has adding dating sim elements ever improved a game?>inb4 some fag starts posting like a shareholder
>>740971310>t: [HEADCANON]It's obvious that Link was going to be the canon love interest for Malon.
>>740971101Yeah, and that edge is being Link's personal milk tankhttps://files.catbox.moe/om412m.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/nuxoqb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/boxr2w.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/1szlzj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/174kfs.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/m0dmm9.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/qjxt57.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/ipqqtn.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/rt7exe.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/hhq3c9.jpg
>WOMEN WOMEN GIRLS GIRLS SEX SEX BOOBIES VAGINA SEXdoes this board think about anything else
>>740970710I prefer the fish princess
>>740971310It was cancelled because the N64's development cycle was maybe the most fucked out of any console release ever. Nintendo fully banked on the N64DD being revolutionary and developed every single N64 game under the assumption that it would eventually get a DD upgrade.An overwhelming majority of GBA and GC games are scrapped N64DD titles.
>>740971417THE INTERNET IS FOR PORNGRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICKPORNPORNPORN
>>740970710Malon's the only real option when you remember Link went back in time at the end of OOT and the characters wouldn't remember all the stuff he did as an adult.>Zelda doesn't remember any of their camaraderie from when she was Sheik because none of that happened, she's just some kid she met who helped her arrest Ganondorf. Even if there were some interest, she's literally a princess and he's basically a nobody, good luck getting the Hyrulian court to accept that>Nabooru is way the fuck out of the way and he'd have basically no reason to seek her out now>Saria's stuck forever as a child and Link ends up growing up>Ruto wouldn't get stuck in Jabu Jabu if he wasn't infested with evil parasites, so he can't rescue her and make her want to fuck his brains out. Even if she did still want to fuck him, he's shown to be very put off by her advancesMalon ends up getting with him by default, she's a farm girl who likes him from the outset and he doesn't object to her at all.
>>740971345In Western games, absolutely not.In Japanese games, almost exclusively yes.
>>740971345NoRetards like the personafags want to believe that Metaphor flopped due to lack of dating elements.
>>740971634Even with Link getting sent back in time, he's still seen meeting Zelda in the garden outside thst window meaning that he had to have helped Malon get her dad to wake up and go home too.
>>740971634Yeah even ignoring the TP stuff Malon's just path of least resistance. Everyone else is too complicated.
>>740970710>pragmatabuilt for cunny connoisseurs>ocarina of time remasteredbuilt for shotaconnoisseursgrok, is this trve?
>>740970710Redheads>>>>>>blondsSimple as
>>740971874Redeads>Redheads
Young Link riding Epona in MM means he is at least liked/trusted enough by both Malon and Talon after being sent back in time to be allowed to take one of their horses on a long quest to find his fairy friend.
>>740971634>>Ruto wouldn't get stuck in Jabu Jabu if he wasn't infested with evil parasitesTbf Jabu Jabu probably got parasites in the same time frame as other races problem (Deku Tree's curse and Dodongo's cavern blocked), before Link sets out on his adventure So Ruto probably would still gets inside Jabu Jabu and trapped there
>>740971634You can make an argument for all of them.Zelda literally knows the future you helped avoid.You promise to marry Ruto as a child.The Gerudo still need their male heir.Saria is your childhood friend.You helped Darunia as a child so hard that he named his son after you.
>>740971746>Even with Link getting sent back in time, he's still seen meeting Zelda in the garden outside thst window meaning that he had to have helped Malon get her dad to wake up and go home too.This, its why he has Epona and even the Ocarina of time during MM
>>740970710People bitch about this happening all the time in anime/manga though.
>>740972053t.
>>740972146>You can make an argument for all of them.>Darunia...Based anon coming up with the bromance option of a Goron pounding Link's ass
>>740970710>MC is more close with a farm chick than any of the other girls that want the MCWhere have I seen that before?
>>740971310Zelda is the 2nd worst girl in OoT. And not because she's bad. She's one of the best Zeldas. But Malon and Saria are simply better.
>>740971874blonde/brown/black haired sons>>>>>>red haired sons>>>asian sons>>>brown skinned sons
>>740971818cunnysseurs*
>>740971713I like Metaphor, but it probably flopped because it sits in a weird area between Persona and more traditional fantasy JRPGs.
>>740972961What about daughters?
>>740970954Ironically, 400 years ago, having a peasant boy marry a princess would've been considered the disgusting degenerate subversive one
>>740972742I saw some guy say that OOT's Zelda had the misfortune of being in a game with some of the most iconic side-girls of all time and I think he was right on the money with that lmao. There's literally nothing wrong with OOT's Zelda but Malon Ruto and Saria just kind of mog.
>>740970710What’s the horrifyingly likelihood of the OOT remake being done by an American/Western studio and thus making Malon ugly like Katt?
Feet Malon is best Malon
>>740974480Does Link worship them like a good boyfriend?
>>740974728No, he worship Malon herself like a good husband
>>740974728Yes, and he loves it when they’re extra stinky too.Malon accidentally steps on cow manure sometimes.
link is technically the country bumpkin, so ending up with zelda is more interesting. the peasant and the princess
>>740975092Imagine the smell
>>740971109>nigga thinks everyone has an X accountDon't you know where you're at?
Redhead Zelda girls are the best!
>>740971062Eh, I liked it in windwaker as well but otherwise agree.
Name another company that offers you sex with hot farm elves like Nintendo
>>740971634Even in the child timeline Link and Zelda end up becoming friends
>royalty>actually mogged by a common farm wench and a fucking FISHLol, lmao even
>>740975342>Name another company that offers you sex with hot farm elves like NintendoLune, the creator of the VN game called Youkoso! Sukebe Elf no Mori e where you as the MC is sent to the world of elves in order to impregnate all the female elves
>>740971713>>740974241Metaphor is great except it reached for the top of a tree when it could have reached for the stars and it easily climbed that tree but that was it. At least Catherine shot for the moon even if it missed.
>>740970710Always thought Malon was cuter than Zelda
>>740970710he has too otherwise all Links and Zeldas of future games would be realted if they still try to sell the "timeline" instead of just being their own games
>>740970851Based truthposter
Her blessing is too powerful.As soon as I loaded pic related, I immediately heard Ballad of the Wind Fish in my mind.
>>740975753A little bit of incest every few generations isn't so bad. And WW Link isn't his descendant.
>>740972640>Not a single woman can just up and confess to Goblin Slayer.And HE'S the socially stunted one? At least the Elf has an excuse of a species gap.
>>740971692I love when retarded weeks like you claim that and then 95% of the actual romance content in Japanese games is 10 minutes long.
>>740970710To be fair, Zelda tends to either be a non-character and she almost always gets upstaged if there's another girl with a significant presence in the story.>she's just the goal in the NES games>a non-presence in LTTP outside of being the catalyst for the events, fucks off at the end>Marin is the first significant girl that Link ever interacts with on a meaningful level in the franchise in Link's Awakening>OoT / MM Zelda is just le timeloop story so none of her characterizations, apologizing, etc. means dick in the end and Link fucks off to go after muh Navi>GBC Zelda actually gives Link a kiss in the linked ending, is the first actual true romance between them>Four Swords Zelda is just Link's friend and gets kidnapped and does nothing for most of the story>WW / PH / ST Zelda is really the only interesting Zelda on this list and actually sticks with Link in the end>MC Zelda is literally a statue for 99% of the game, but they're close friends at the beginning of the story>TP Zelda is a bitch that made things worse and Link sticks with her instead of finding a way to stay with Midna, who both have feelings for each other and it's really just a debate between Ilia (game) and Midna (manga) who he ends up with>SS Zelda is the only actual confirmed girlfriend Zelda on this list>BotW / TotK Zelda is a one-sided crush and also Link get amnesia so any progress was lost
>>740971634>Still in love with Zelda>Can not be because he is not the hero in this timeline>Settles down with Malon>Is deeply depressed deep down but attempts to hide the pain>Malon can never work out why she can't bridge that final gap between the two of them>Kids grow up to be ranches and nothing more, lets the old the techniques fade.>Becomes a shade after death, filled with regret and memories of bygone heroism.
>>740970851Execute Twitter, Reddit and 4chan users
>>740970710Both approaches work depending on the story and how it is written. Frankly I dont think princess romances happen much recently.
>>740970710>tendies obsessing over the relationship status of underage childrenNever beating the allegations.
>>740971713Atlus is becoming such a one-trick pony
>>740970710oh? well its even more interesting if he gets them all, but our feminised society hates the idea
>>740970710Reminder TP's night time Hyrule Field theme uses soundclips from her singing.
>>740976342>A little bit of incest every few generations isn't so badcorrect
>>740970710It's not "more interesting" per se, but sweaty farm sex with a cornfed redhead is too good to pass up. The only thing that really competes is nympho fish pussy.
>>740970710Just because something is "more interesting" does not mean its better.For example it would be interesting if in 28 Days Later if it was discovered that Dinosaurs were actually still alive and they reappear to fight the infected. Doesnt make it better.
>>740970710I find Malon more attractive and likable so if I had been Link I'd go for her too, simple as.
>>740970710Your first thread didn't work, huh?>>740964771
>>740977958>Doesnt make it better.Says who?
>>740978590Malon is pretty
m-mallooooonnn~~~
>>740970851Based and I agree. As well as every sharty user and wojak basedjak poster.
I agree but SHITLORDS think it has to be Zelda.
>>740978682Actually it’s this thread>>740964512
all fields
>twitter screencapexecute every faggot ITT
Hello friends how was your day? Everyday is a great day to love redheaded farm girls.
>>740971062Whenever I play Zelda games where the two are paired off with eachother and, explicitly, they did not know eachother before the game's events, I'm usually struck by how little they actually have for interactions and how little chemistry they have as a pair-offThe sole exception is Spirit Tracks where Zelda and Link do build a partnership over the game's course, and simultaneously the biggest offenders I can think of are BOTW where Link is her assigned bodyguard and there isn't really a lot of on-screen evidence that anything is building between them despite Zelda's say otherwise, and Hyrule Warriors where they all-but-state that Zelda and Link are a destined pair and it's the driving force behind why Lana/Cia became the game's Ganondorf Stooge
>>740970710That's cool and all but she's not even the hottest girl at that place.
>>740974419Did Mercury Steam make Samus ugly anonThere's your answer
>>740976497based day
>>740981476>>740970710farm girls touch farm animal genitals
So are we going to have a zelda girls thread tomorrow? What time shall we make it?
>>740981913Based
>>740981913I mean, that's pretty nice
>>740982162they touch cow tits and have to release horse milk sometimes to de-stress them as well... they are literally professional milkers..
>>740981991See >>740981102
>>740981913>>740982278Shit, this woman knows what sex is and is an expert and drawing milk from tubes? Homosexualbros this isn't looking good for us...
>>740976627They get in on in the best zelda game
>>740981675>BOTW where Link is her assigned bodyguard and there isn't really a lot of on-screen evidence that anything is building between them despite Zelda's say otherwiseA lot of those are off-screen implications that Zelda's diary covers as well as NoA changing the quest entries to remove Link's thoughts in favor of directly addressing the player
>>740971405Dont ye ever thinka how gay it is to share porn wid anonymous men online?Yer pa shouldve raised ye better. Stay away from mah daughter.
>>740970710This is good, but the HoT's actual demise is also a very fitting tragic end that I'd prefer they keep.
>>740970710"Entity M" is never random but placed there by fate
>>740974419The rumors are pointing towards Monolithsoft, actually.
>>740981476they already made a stealth Zelda girls thread to undermine malonposting, its full of ai slop, so they're serious this time
>Violating our rules against inauthentic behaviorslol what kind of retarded shit is that
>>740981874Explain Katt Monroe then>>740983005Oh thank god, we’d be in good hands then
>>740982891Medli's kind of a weird one because she really doesn't show any interest in Link unlike the other 4. I think she still counts but it's funny when you think about it.
>>740970851Now do Bluesky
>>740970710>Be Malon>Create this wall of muscle with your wombFarm girl genes are superior.
>>740981874>Mercury SteamThey’re Spanish, not American.
>>740970901>link fell out of love with zelda in oot once she dropped her ninja disguiseIt was because she sent him to the past without his sayso. She deprived him of his glory, of his victory.
>>740974351>peasant boyHe was raised by mystical forest kids and a tree deity, and was chosen by the goddesses to be a hero. He isn't just some random brave peasant boy who became a hero.
>>740983572How else do you think she got a cow into a third story treehouse?
>>740972640Dude's obviously in love with her too.
>>740972640Was he better at his job without the party?They sealed his ability to commit war-crimes so they could do it the classic way.
>>740983738He was an outcast that didn't have a fairy.He lived seperate from the Kokiri population.He was a peasant
>>740983373>explain the furryOoT is not a furry game
>>740982802The fact that Mario's dad officially looks like this makes me think there's a Mario world version of Malon who's his younger sister.
>>740983843>He was a peasantNo he wasn't. He's nobility that escaped death thanks to his mother's efforts
>>740970710you wouldnt be saying that if she wasnt cute and had milkers
>>740972640GS cow girl is definitely based on Malon. He got all of the girls from Dragon's Crown in there too
>2026>low effort reposting of your twitter feed still isn't a bannable offense
>>740984035Based headcanon
>>740971198Why is Navi going to marry Link?
>>740974419What I know is that she won't have the mega milkers she had in OOT because they were more or less a byproduct of limited polygons, as the slightly more detailed 3DS version has established her bust to be on the 'a bit above average' scale.I just hope that if we get voice acting, she's given a cute accent reflecting her sweet country bumpkin status.
>>740974419>redheadTheyre notorious for being race swapped in Hollywood at least.
Im so fucking tired of this shit /v/.I just want a comfy zelda girls thread again. Why must you shitpost 24/7
>>740976684Yes to all three?
>>740970851/thread
>>740971093Doesn't that game also imply that Link became a knight for Zelda and was notable enough be buried in the royal graveyard when he died? Also the end of OoT show that Zelda and Link still meet and Ganon's execution is due to Link's warning in the post-credits scene. It's hard to imagine that Zelda and Link would stay in contact and they wouldn't become close after that.>The only possible way for a descendent of Link to be born into a farming community where Epona's song (along with the names Epona and Link)Link could have passed those things along himself since he already knew the song, knew about Epona and his family could have continued to name their children after him since he was a great warrior of Hyrule. Then games are also set hundreds of years apart, plenty of time for one of Link's descendants to make his or her way to some village in a neighboring province and start a life away from the castle. Maybe they didn't want to deal with the responsibility of being a royal, or where so far down the line for the thrown they decided to just do something else, or wanted to be a brave warrior like thier grandfather but could because it was deemed inappropriate or they heard about the royal families fucked up history and decide to distance themselves from it. Even that timeline, Link has options beyond Zelda and Malon and OoT's great-great-great-great grandson working as a ranch hand doesn't prove much of anything.
>>740986578The game itself implies Link became a knight or warrior of some renown, his armor isn't Hylian in style, if anything it reminds me most visually of Igos du Ikana from Majora's Mask but paired with a sword that's pretty blatantly based on the Master Sword. It's probably to visually associate him with the Fierce Deity who has a similar level of armor onWhatever the case is the Hero's Shade's specific regret is that he never passed on his sword skills, so whatever OoT Link did in life after Majora's Mask, he never took a student and he started taking the legacy of "the Hero" quite seriously
>>740976627>Marin is the first significant girl that Link ever interacts with on a meaningful level in the franchise in Link's AwakeningTo be fair, Marin is literally supposed to be Link's memories/fantasies about ALTTP Zelda mixed up with the setting of the Wind Fish's dream. Malon, being inspired by Marin, is in a sense a Zelda herself, even if people don't like admitting it.
>>740983792Overpowered.>>740985723>she's given a cute accent reflecting her sweet country bumpkin status.Ahh the dulcet tones of Miss Milk. Wait, that means when you go to Lon Lon ranch you'll hear actual singing not midi music. So she better sound good... or else.
This thread would've been better if it wasn't a twitter screencap but I guess standards are low here.Malon is hot as fuck and Link should absolutely marry her.
>>740987056the whole thread is full of shitposting, kill yourself for enabling this shit
>>740970851that's right we use blusky sisters~
>>740986578Link could have fucked around with anyone (and probably did considering Rutela), but there's no way he stuck with Zelda outside of Knight/teenage fuck buddy status. The royals would never allow it, and TP Link is a pretty definitive piece of evidence for where things go. Sure, technically anything could happen, but we aren't five years old and TP is a direct sequel to Majora - TP Link being a ranch worker is basically nintendo flashing a giant sign above his head "Related to Malon". The deal sealer is Epona's song. Again, TP Link knowing the song by default is a very clear connection to Malon and specifically Malon's mother. The implication might as well be a lightning bolt through the middle of your skull, it's the song of Malon's family. OoT Link probably was a knight, but his missing eye implies battle damage and an unceremonious early death. Hence why he was never able to pass on his skills, he died unexpectedly, maybe not too long after putting a baby in Malon's belly. So she moved into the sticks to ensure the Hero's bloodline would remain safe.
>>740970710not only is more interesting but it's also what happened
>>740970710>the hero of time married into mario's familyHow can anyone say he didn't have it made?
>>740981807t. horsefucker
>>740971713Same thing happened with Harvestella. It was very hyped within weeb farming cirlces. But then it was revealed that it had no marriage system. Then everyone ignored it and went back to wanking off to the Rune Factory girls.
>>740971198What a retardation. Link doesn't say a single word in the game. Except when Zelda asks for his name.
>>740970710What was lukewarm ass take why the fuck is this a thread please kill yourself at your soonest convenience
why no one posted Peatrice yet
>>740985723I always thought the original model was more of a loose blouse than gigantic fucking tits. I think the "small" chest in OoT3D suits her better anyway.
>>740988905
>>740989529it's probably more in line with what they had in mind but i've grown accustomed to Malon having big breasts ever since the Cremia hug. Plus it fits the cow/milk thing
>>740983840If you read Year One it’s pretty clear he had to rely on the war crimes and a lot of the time he ends up on death’s door. The main story is essentially a glorified therapy session where he finds comrades that stick by his side and make him feel more human. Prior to them the only real form of support he had, on a personal level, was CG and he very clearly doesn’t want to make her bear that burden when she’s a farm girl with little experience with genuine cruelty.GS is as effective, if not more effective, with his party, safer and happier. The war crimes were a crutch as a solo adventurer.
>>740972742Saria is a pedophile
>>740970710Link only gets with Zelda in windwaker and she's hardly a princess.
>>740986831I imagined that he continued to chase Navi, but never found her. He would constantly leave for months or years at a time, only returning to Hyrule to rest/regroup or when the kingdom needed him. Prolonged conflicts would keep him there long enough to start a family, but never fully stopped his search. His armor looked foreign because he traveled around picking up new gear and techniques but he remained a knight for Hyrule no matter how many places he visited, I think the hero shade's regret stems more from never finding Navi than never finding a successor.>>740987643I think the choice to make him a farm hand is more to do with continuing the narrative of Link starting with nothing and having to grow into the hero he needs to be like with the other games, not necessarily confirming any kind of ship. From the ending of OoT, it appears that child Link retained his memories, so he would have knowledge of Epona and her song as well and could pass that information along to his descendants. That's not to say Malon is not a likely candidate, but going so far as to say confirmation is a bit of a stretch. We also don't know enough about the royal family to say how much push back there would be to her marring someone like Link. If Zelda had enough power when she took over for her father, she could have just overruled any neysayers or granted Link status herself and pursed him once he gained recognition. Going back to Hyrules 'dark past' it wouldn't surprise me if previous rulers pulled off way more egregious shit than wedding a kid from the boonies, so they may not have even batted an eye.
>>740972742Canonically he fucks epona
>>740970710holy based
>>740971345As much as I like persona 2, persona series was vastly improved.Awakening is a great game, so is 3H. I didnt play engage yet so I cant comment on that one.
>>740983005>MonolithSoft making a Zelda game!
god i love polygon tits
>>740971417>WOMEN WOMEN GIRLS GIRLS SEX SEX BOOBIES VAGINA SEXcorrect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPN50a1ZjWQ
>>740970710If it was a bar in the Japanese version, was she delivering moonshine?
>>740990371legendary heropon of time?
>>740990575what the fuck why can't i watch this both in embed or on youtube it doesn't even show the player or thumbnail just black screen
>>740970710Pretty sure the implication was that Zelda was your sister, Saria was the eternal childhood friend, ruto is the flirty princess and nabooru the predator cougar, really the game always intended Malon to be the only canon ship.
>>740992560Zelda being the sister just makes it hotter!
>>740986831Link was the most skilled warrior in Hyrule, potentially ever, but he also ushered in an era of peace for at least his lifetime, but through timeline chicanery that meant he barely got recognition. Him having some regret over the inability to express his skills is understandable.
>>740971345It is half of why people ever got into CRPGs in the West.
>>740988695>hurrr link doesn't talk in these games
>>740990284I've always felt link being a farmhand in TP was to fit into the western movie direction. He plays out the game basically as almost a Jose Wales kind of character. Literally a Lone wolf Archetype that rides in on a shining steed to save the day.But also is obviously link and malons direct lineage.
>>740970710There really should be an actual romance sub plot in a future Zelda game and it would have an important effect on the whole game, even the final dungeon/boss fight and ending.>Malon or some 'ordinary' Hylian>Zora like Ruto>Gerudo woman>Some other race like MidnaZelda can still be an option but other routes would be 100x more interesting
>>740976928>is becomingThey have been for a long time now
>>740970710I think Link should fuck the fish princess and every single Gerudo.Ignore Hylians.
As much as I'd love to have a zelda thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behavior so no bump from me, let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
>>740970710inzelda
>>740970710And what's wrong with that exactly? Zelda isn't supposed to marry a peasant, she needs to preserve the royal blood.
>>740983005this was probably fake news because they are busy on Xenoblade again
>>740971417Why do groypers not have sex drives?
cmon guys let it die
>>740970710You know what would be really interesting? If Zelda had a stroke and turned into an incontinent vegetable just as you saved her and the real boss battle was helping her take a piss.
>>740994465>Miyamoto wanted OoT Link to have a harem.>>740994273>Miyamoto wanted TP Link to be a cowboy.Member when Miyamoto ruled.
>>740970710Everyone vies to save the princess. Does anyone vie to save the farm girl? Their circumstances are similar, albeit far removed from each other.
>>740970710He doesn't think that. Nobody actually thinks that. He's just virtue signaling because he thinks the hero "getting the girl he saves at the end" is heckin problematic, therefore he's coming up with excuses as to why him ending up with some rando is actually the superior choice.
>>740998141Rude
>>740970710Too bad nothing happens on screen and it’s all just imagination.
>Modern female dating standards are so inflated that a farm girl think she deserves an universe hero at the very leastwhen will hoeflation end
>>740987719>Marry into Mario's family>Get a remake that has absolutely no respect for the source material or the soul of either the game or Zelda as a franchiseGrim.
>>740970710>:3why is she so smug?
>>740983415yet she is the only one who canonically sits on his face
>>740983415She doesn't exactly turn him down if you show her the Gold Feather either. Her response is more like "Come back after your journey is over and we'll talk about it some more"
>>740971713And literally no one gave a fuck about Metaphor, hell, most people who bought it assumed that it would have romance.
>>740970851Based.
>>740990284> it appears that child Link retained his memories, so he would have knowledge of Epona and her song as wellThe thing is that Epona and her song are completely optional, something you have to go out of your way to get. You never have to interact with Malon outside of the first time you see her in the castle town. MM and TP both confirm he did go out of his way to see her again
>>740971713They're right though. Metaphor was a great game but it wasn't as good as Persona because no romance and everything from the Mage Academy was half baked and unfinished.
>>740971310Literally not canon
>>740987439You pay Elon actual money for a blue check on X
>>740970710I think both are interesting. This retard just wants to put down the idea of saving the princess because he thinks its problematic. This is how we end up with this soulless future we're in.>everything must be random farm girl!
>>740983540How many bluesky posters are shitting up the catalog daily?
malonchad wins againdont forget to make the new thread for the zelcucks to bump, which theyve been doing bad at since the Zelda girls threads keep dying before bump limit
>>741003492The princess typically is problematic to the events of the story, yes.
>>740970710malon is supposed to be mario and peach daughter or someshit
>>740970851This. Literally Who Twatter screencap threads need to be a bannable offense.
