Don't care. Post casytay

Idiot LMAO

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>>740977298
>10 years old
>Go over to mom's friends house
>She has twin daughters
>They own a SNES and the only game they have is An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and a bunch of Mary Kate and Ashley movies
>They keep asking me if I want to go to the bathroom with them
>Repeatedly tell them no and to just let me play the game cause I'm bored
>Mom comes by and asks me if I want to spend the night with them
>Tell her 'hell no they only have ONE game and they keep trying to make me go to the bathroom with them'
>We leave immediately
>I never see them again
>Many years later I finally realized what was actually going on

>casytay OP

Thread is not made with wholesome intent.

Girl sucked my cock while I played Bioshock Infinite

>>740978895
You didn’t want that shit at 10 years old. You wouldn’t enjoy it and wouldn’t even appreciate what was happening if that’s what they wanted. Would probably also stunt your development for life. Stuff like that is how people become gay, drug addicts or June people.

my most embarrassing and almost life ending moment was 15 years ago or so isp technician guy came to fix my internet and tested my network via browser by entering my sadpanda tab. i took control immediately and made a quick excuse, switched to google and checking if my login to google was saved

>>740979105
what the fuck are june people

>>740979105
this
i became an ultra sex pest to girls because of a result of something like this happening to me as a kid, sure i get laid but ive never held a relationship past 3 months

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>>740979250
I think he's talking about the people from the Moon Over June comic.

>>740979292
>i became an ultra sex pest

In American English this sounds so mild.

>>740979435
God damn it man, I've gone years without thinking about that trash.

I fucked up 3 chronos in a row as Faceless Void. None of them were extremely bad like stopping my whole own team but 2 misses and one flop trying to trap PL due to unlucky timing.

>>740979718
how is that even remotely embaressing

>>740979823
I fucked up 3 times a row in a comp match. I basically threw the game by being dogshit. It was embarrassing to me mate.

>>740979989
im not your mate

>>740980057
You are now faggot. Enjoy it.

>>740980097
i love you

>>740978895
Were they older or younger?

Probably that one time I played LoL and started raging and meanly shittalking Jarvan IV in our voice chat after he made some mistake and no one said anything and after the game I realized one of my friends had been playing the character and I never realized because I was drunk and had names turned off.

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>>740978895
Based retard.

>Say something completely anonymously on an unpopulated board about something not too many people care about
>Someone else says what I said was dumb and I'm dumb
>Realise what I said was dumb and I am dumb
When ever I'm too happy I'll remember it and feel my chest sink from sheer shame and embarrassment. Everyone who read it probably doesn't even remember it and if I were to forget it I would be completely unaffected but it's the principle. I lost a lot of trust in my taste in videogames.

>>740980539
Anon everyone says dumb shit. The fact that you have the self-awareness to recognize when you're wrong already puts you mentally ahead of like 80% of other anons.

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>>740978895
>be 10
>summer vacation
>me and my younger sister had to stay at mom's friends house while she worked during the day
>this went on for like a week until my mom found a babysitter
>mom's friend had daughters
>her oldest daughter (around 8) kept making jokes about dicks and balls
>thought she was weird but whatever
>I would sit on their couch playing my DS for hours
>one day her youngest daughter (she was around 4) suddenly climbs on my lap and starts grinding on me
>wtf
>shove her off
>few months later
>mom tells me about how her friend's daughters were taken away by child services for sexual abuse

>>740979105
he still ended up on 4 of chan

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>>740977298
I wasted my teenage years playing mmos instead of fucking girls.

>>740977298
AI tracer foid

>>740982251
girls wasted their teenage years getting fucked instead of playing mmos

>>740979005
I once ate out a girl while she was playing wild arms 3

>>740980220
Are you still friends?

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>>740980057
>>740980097
>>740980156
You butt hurt boys are cute and silly.

>>740978895
Did your mom say anything about this?

>>740977298
I recognize that character

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>>740982251
Same brother

>>740978895
Anon they were gonna steal your semen. You're lucky you got out of there

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>>740977298
>imagine being THE liar kid in school
ISHYGDDT

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>>740982251
>>740982449
>>740983035
>they think that they actually had a chance to have sex with anyone at all!
You guys need to just buy sex dolls and call it a day!

>b-b-but you're projecting! :(
No, I'm just saying objectively correct things about you people.

>>740979105
hi, former 10 year old here (it's been 20 or so years but i have a good memory). assuming the girls are about same-aged, then yeah, he sort of missed out. i mean it's not great with hindsight, but i do remember fooling around a bit with my "girlfriend" at that age and finding it exciting and fun.

>Hang out and play multiplayer games together in a group on IRC/AIM/ICQ with internet forum friends
>One woman in the group, after a few years I catch feelings for her as one of the very few women on the planet that was fun to talk to
>Spill my spaghetti asking if she'd like to try to meet up and become an actual thing
>She says no
>Still have a few more years with the group until everyone drifted apart
It's not really all that embarrassing because even spilling the spaghetti out of my cape wasn't that bad, and she had the grace to say no and still treat me like a game playing friend which I give her credit for but she was a real human bean

>>740982251
My sister would host drinking parties and there were a few drunk girls my sister would tell me to come downstairs to take advantage and have some fun. I said no, went back to my room in the basement to play some Perfect Dark and Majora's Mask.

>>740977298
Wasting 3 years of my life on WoW hoping to find a WoWgf when I was a dumb teenager.

>>740982809
I and Jarvan were really acquaintances, the rest are childhood friends so.

Another cringy memory is running around in L4D griefing and playing anime songs to strangers with hldj back in the day, was also kind of funny though.

>>740977298
>13/14 yo
>was that kid who always played a gameboy color instead of talk with other people
>someday a bunch of high schoolers appear and start asking "so anon, if you had a choice would you want to go out with the sexiest girl on a date or play video game?"
>always answered play video game
>this went for days, always a question about girls or sex vs video game
>always picked video games
>even today I don't regret one single answer

>>740983281
Had plenty of sex, it's overrated
What I haven't gotten around was to make love with someone who cares

>>740982251
As someone who had 3 pregnancy scares by 15 with a couple different girls. I'ma be real man. The sex got boring pretty fast. It still is. It's a fucking chore most of the time

>>740985585
addiction can be worked on, you feel accomplished and like a true master of yourself once you take the first steps

>>740977298
I think for me it was a friend who had a few of his friends over too and, while they were totally into guitar hero, they decided to just fucking leave after I pulled out Frets on Fire despite having tons of songs in it. That, and one time at my first job, someone asked me for game recommendations, "oh something older I can play on my PS4" and I said "Well if you want older and it's digitally available, maybe Symphony of the Night? It's like 10 bucks at most and a great game", and I was returned an absolutely disgusted face. Was it a shit test? Was I not supposed to actually answer the question? Keep in mind this guy was fatter than me and a huge capeshit sperg so, it's not like a regular normalfag being disgusted.

>>740984623
they were making fun of you btw

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Masturbating to sketches from Metal Slug X

>>740978938
Who?

>be me
>be 12 in the early 2000s
>me and a friend snuck our skannerz in to school
>go around scanning library book barcodes, uniform shop tags, anything
>have a lot of fun
>one of the popular rich kids finds out what were doing
>turns out hes got a skannerz too,
>hes not a gamer, but his mum buys him any toy she sees on TV as fun for kids
>anything to get him out of the house after school
>he joins in on the fun at lunch and recess
>brings in every barcode and tag his mum throws away after her shopping
>one day we find a REALLY good barcode, had like 5 max health potions
>way better than my prized celery barcode for one of them
>check to see what its a barcode for
>12 inch silicone rubber novelty fist
>check other barcodes
>aeroglide
>BDSM harness
>anal douche
>lingerie
>im 12 and what is this?
>we ask jeeves on the school computer
>go to the first website
>full hardcore video of a dude with the fist ALL the way up his ass
>only the thumbnail loaded since this was the early 2000s
>librarian saw
>we go in front of the principal and have to explain the situation
>rich kids parents get called
>his dad doesn't know about all the 'couples marital aids' his wife has been buying
>kid vanishes from school
>we find out months later his parents broke up,
>he wasn't a bastard child, and his dad abandoned them.
>his mum had to move, so hes at another school now

fucking mortified to this day the kind of bullshit that kid got put through because he wanted to play scannerz with me and my mate.

i was the one who noticed the barcode names, and suggested we looked them up, so i 100% feel responsible.

miss ya Paul.

>>740978895
Your 10 year old self was smarter than you are now you horny retard.

>>740984783
Being a virgin is way worse because of how society treats you.

>13 years old
>think I'm a hot shit because I'm a few years ahead of my age in schooling (lol)
>playing some Warcraft 3 Warlocks
>two lads immediately recognize my bizarre ego, which leads to me bragging about my supposed knowledge
>they spend an hour tag-teaming me, picking me apart, they demonstrate, both in-game and through chat, that I am an insignificant child, they figuratively and literally throw me into lava
>the blow to my self-esteem was so immense that, 17 years later, it's only barely starting to recover
>this is, ironically, among the most significant events of my entire life, being picked on in a Warcraft 3 custom map; before that day, I was an foolish retard that presumed greatness, after that day I, a humbled retard that assumes wrongness

>>740986386
Why do you care how society treats you?

>>740986506
you think youre good enough to share your story of finding humility? nice try loser, come back in 20 years and try again

>>740986556
Type of shit people who don't know what it's like say. I have a made up story about how I lost my virginity because grown adults will make fun of you for it.
Reminds me of when I read a post by manlet saying he doesn't give a shit about being short but everyone else does.

>>740986506
>2v1
>thinking even the best player had a chance
I dont get it. you know how that sort of thing works right? even the best hand to hand fighter in the world will get flattened by two opponents

>>740977298
This is justice

>>740986386
It's like being a homeowner, if you've never bought a house then it's almost impossible but once you've owned at least one home then getting another one is substantially easier.

>>740986980
now you understand the lengths of my hubris. yet i endured it, i was entranced by the destruction of my own ego

>>740978895
Anon you were actually just very stinky and they were trying to get you to take a shower or at least properly wipe your butt. But sure keep this fantasy that they wanted to fuck you

I just lied about playing Fallout Tactics and the guy I was talking to clearly saw through it but was nice enough to not call me out in front of everybody and I still remember that and how stupid it was to lie for literally no reason.

>>740987048
...

Holy shit.
No.
Fuck your metaphor.
I had sex once and it never became easier to do again.

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>>740986923
>because grown adults will make fun of you for it.
Are you guys under 20?
Once you're in your 30s, nobody will care about your sexuality anymore, except maybe your friends, depending on your relationship with them, like if you joke around with them. And even then, by the time you hit 30, that dynamic fades away
even if you don’t believe it, you can still get a girlfriend even if you’re a virgin at 30, it’s just that nobody cares anymore, and they’ll look more at who you are, and if you’re a piece of shit, obviously you won’t get anywhere, whether you’re a virgin or not

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>Playing Overwatch
>Trying to break a crazy competitive loss streak
>Get irrationally angry that nobody will play a healer
>Somebody else gets on the mic and tells me to let somebody else tank because my Rein is shit
>Push to talk and start yelling
>But as soon as I get on, stumble on my own tongue until I stutter out "F-fuck you!" unironically
>Several teammates start laughing their asses off
>Next game the same dude I failed to chew out is on the enemy team
>Recognizes me instantly and starts gossiping with the enemy team in all-chat
>Drop the game instantly and never return
It's a common sperg L but I can't stop thinking about it every so often almost 10 years later.
Even now in my early 30s I can't bring myself to use a mic with strangers.

>>740986923
I'd rather be a virgin in my 20s than struggle with hypersexuality due to losing my virginity way too soon

>>740987734
>playing a tank poorly
>bitching about not getting heals
100% your own fault, and a well deserved bullying.

>>740987215
I went through the same thing in Halo 3. Though I was hot shit (I was and still am) but ended up crying foul because the people I was playing against would only ever overcharge a Plasma Pistol and then execute me with a single burst of the Battle Rifle instead of engaging with the sandbox in any meaningful way.

>playing Starcraft BW 4v4 with classmates at an internet cafe
>I'm extremely new to the game, first time playing Protoss
>opposing team agrees to just leave me be early on so I can figure shit out
>my teammates hold their own well, but are getting worn down slowly
>until... I arrive with my grand military I've been building
>"Oh shit! Anon has a fleet of... Arbiters?!"
>Arbiters are support aircraft with powerful special abilities
>except I'm just using them as attack planes, which they are basically worthless at
>I just built them because they were expensive and looked cool
>my glorious fleet is destroyed immediately, having accomplished nothing
>the opposing team then attacks and wipes out my base, which is defended by only three Arbiters because I've run out of Vespene gas
I never got good at any RTS PvP.

>>740987680
>Once you're in your 30s, nobody will care about your sexuality anymore,
gaslighting.
>even if you don’t believe it, you can still get a girlfriend even if you’re a virgin at 30
This is true
>>740987759
If you say so.

>>740987680
You're missing the forest for the trees.

Once you turn 30, people stop caring about you at all.

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>>740988139
>gaslighting
what
>Once you turn 30, people stop caring about you at all
good

>>740988245
Why should this stop you from caring about yourself?

>>740988370
anon doesn't realize abundance isn't always good

>>740987234
kek

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>>740988380
It shouldn't. That's the last person left who cares.
Why did you glean that?

>>740986176
Some shitty loli shota who is very shit at shading properly and generally just draws incredibly generic shit in general

just post the damn shota, you faggot!

>>740979005
I got a bj playing MH worlds. Killed a rathole.

>>740988370
People care. It's just more covert.

how disappointing, I came to this thread for incest and there's nothing here

>>740983465
good for you, Anonymouse.

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>>740977298
I want to fuck this artist's works.

>>740986201
damn, I really like the idea of free people but the reality is that most people simply can't deserve it.

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>>740977298
I have a few.

>3rd grade
>friend's house
>playing Metroid Prime 3
>he offhandedly says something about recording himself pissing
>"Show me."
>"No."
>"I won't tell anyone."
>"Okay."
>for whatever reason, he really recorded himself pissing and had saved the video to his Wii for no reason at all
>censored his dick by pointing the Wii remote at it and pixelating it, kind of like pic related except it was pointed to the left
>older sister comes into the room, but isn't phased at all because that's just who he is
>immediately start telling kids at school
>he finds out and is angry
>I feel really bad about it and say I was lying, but I'm sure they knew better
Matthew you weird fucker. Probably browses here.

>probably middle school
>go to friend's house with a few others for some holiday
>playing CoD or some bullshit like that
>friend gets into argument with little brother
>they fight and I'm pretty sure he smacks his brother or something
>brother storms out
>comes back with a knife
>completely shreds a free standing punching bag
>everyone is stunned, but my friend is irate and attacks him
Believe it or not, Michael was actually the better brother of the two. Very nice guy. I also had a crush on the mom because during a sleepover I spoke to her when she was in her sheer lingerie (divorced women are like that).

>definitely middle school
>new girl
>decently popular, her favorite game was Sonic Adventure 2 but she didn't have it anymore
>gave her my copy
>pretty sure she had a crush now, go over to her house
>we watch Shrek or some stupid movie
>never speak to her again
>only gave her the game not because I liked her, but because I didn't like Sonic Adventure 2
I forget her name.

>high school
>friends with a guy
>he's a brony and obsessed with the movie Frozen
>literally watched Frozen every day for like a year
>first day as a junior, he attempts suicide by slitting his wrists
The embarrassing part is that he did it with a karambit.

>8th grade
>Playing Street Fighters with two friends (don’t remember which, I am not a FGC guy)
>We agreed to buy a pizzas between the three of us
>My friends go to get the pizza and a girl friend of ours to join us
>I stay behind to practice my skills since I am performing poorly
>When I am alone, friend older sister enters the room and turns off the TV
>It becomes awkward and I pretend to look at my watch and my phone
>She goes away, returns smiles and says sorry
What the fuck was that all about? Women are retarded.

>>740989683
hehe yeah man bitches be cuhraaazee

>>740977298
>10 years old, during august of summer break
>made friend at a camp, "A", he's 13
>he lives 10 minutes away by bike
>spend the rest of my summer at A's house
>playing smash bros one night
>got moved to the basement by his dad, he wanted to watch baseball I think
>no ac in the basement, it's getting hot
>A says we should play strip smash, loser takes off clothes
>i'm hot and getting exhausted, start losing on purpose
>get down to my socks and underwear, when A starts losing
>we're both in underwear, my briefs to his boxers
>he beats me twice in a row, I'm naked
>he makes fun of my dick for being small
>then he sucks it
>at some point I go blind and start shaking
>nothing comes out, but now he's naked and wants me to suck his
>sure whatever
>suck his, spit out the nut because it's gross
Highly embarrassed that I let this happen to me.

>>740987320
I forgive you, Francis.

>>740989683
She was going to tap you on the stomach and it will have opened up to reveal a flesh seed looking a little bit like an open pomegranate. She would have taken that seed called your virginity, and feasted upon its magical energies preventing your entry into the fellowship of wizards.

I auditioned for a high school play with a one-man rendition of the "Meet the Heavy" TF2 short. I got a minor role.

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>>740977298

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s

>>740989580
>decently popular, her favorite game was Sonic Adventure 2 but she didn't have it anymore
You didn't know what you had...

>>740989683
She wanted to screw (with) you. Teasing, but you were too autistic to take the bait.

>>740977992
where can I find more of her videos? used to jerk off to her old videos

>>740990767
She was also autistic enough to not do the classic "come on don't be so shy I was just messing with you" play.

>>740989580
> only gave her the game not because I liked her, but because I didn't like Sonic Adventure 2
I almost believed your story in till you said this

>>740978895
>GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW
>not yeh i wanna pway vidya
I think they were politely telling you to go take a shit

>>740979989
>I'm ashamed that I lost my gamer cred
this post is more embarrassing than what ever you did in your videogame

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>>740982251
>get into an mmo pre covid
>16 hours a day nonstop during
>return to normal life and say maybe a total of 4 words a week at school
>blaze through college without making a single friend
Fuck

>>740983281
she is ntring behind the curtains, right?

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>>740989969
Listen this is anonymous but you don’t know to say this kinda of stuff to us

>>740986923
>I have a made up story about how I lost my virginity
lmao, that insecurity is more embarrassing that admitting you're a virgin, and I think people who heard that fake story probably knows

>>740989453
those are literal fucking twin children...

>>740986923
>>740992421
Run that fake story by us sex havers so we can help you improve it.

Most people have mundane first times, there's usually some awkwardness mixed in. I for example finished twice and had to go straight to the ER after mine, because I got lightly injured dressing up. But that's already an extreme example.

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>>740992697
Sounds really hot...

>>740992697
Childs!? TWO!???

>>740986923
you sound like clavicular who ragequit an interview because the host said he didn't care about how he looked in the mirror

>>740977298
Actually chimping out over losing in Tekken 6. My friend just played as Lili and spammed f 3+4, wr 3+4, and the back turn low launcher.

We still laugh about it to this day.

>>740989580
>>only gave her the game not because I liked her, but because I didn't like Sonic Adventure 2
based

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>Be 14
>playing Ragnarok Online private server
>marry a 22 year old women in game and ERP with her in game

It was nice at the time but also cringe. I hope I didn't scar her for life or something by being 14. I mean she knew I was 14 but still man

>>740993261
What happens in RO stays in RO.

>an actual greentext thread
What the fuck happened here?

>>740993261
Implying women cares about commiting online grooming when they can easily just get away by saying "I was just being playful".
As long as they don't get caught with their pants down actually meeting up and fucking, they have zero consequences.

>>740977298
>large sleepover at friend's house, like 6 boys
>me, him, and another kid on like the family computer in the living room
>playing some ero flash game on... whatever the fuck site it was at the time, this was like 2003, newgrounds maybe?
>thing is, the game didn't present as overtly ero up front, it was just a like an anime flash dating sim game
>us three young guys completely misunderstand "the point" and trying to actually minmax the barebones "gameplay" and rewards/resources
>reach some success threshold with the girl we were racking points up on
>reward cutscene, begins harmless at first
>then sudden hardcore hentai animation
>all three of us panic-nope the fuck out
>no one of us wants to seem like a freaked out pussy boy, so we play it cool and just laugh it off...
>...all while desperately trying everything we possibly know to clear browser history and any other possible reason we could get caught
>proceed to never talk of it

>>740986201
>skannerz
I had never heard of these or seen them since I'm a crusty old man but that's a super cool idea for a toy. It's a weird idea, but if I was of the right age I would've fucking loved to wander around scanning barcodes for health potions and shit. Does absolutely suck for you (Feeling guilty for it) and your friend (Having everything fucked up because his mom was apparently a cavernous-assed gigaslut) but damn that is a neat weird toy

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>half the stories itt are just sexhavers recounting their sexhaving teen years

>>740994229
>sex is so embarassing they have to have a group therapy session on /v/
another win for virginchads

>>740986506
Kinda similar for me except it was on a roleplaying forum imagining roleplayers would all be fellow jaded antisocial nerds only realizing it's the exact opposite and that even the internet is no home

>>740993261
similar
>be me
>be 14
>be Australian
>Classic Wow
>Play in the morning before school
>its peak US hours
>join a huge guild
>banter like i do with my mates at school
>everyone assumes im some jaded 30 year old and super brooding
>get a following of what turn out to be 40 year old girl failures
>someone mentions they found this cool new program called Ventrilo
>everyone gets it set up just in time for the ahnqiraj event
>listen in as everyone giggles now that they can hear each other say gross shit.
>best joke was calling the south tanaris infected area the gaping vagina.
>pool my pocket and birthday money and get a mic on the weekend
>join vent
>squeek out my usual edgy bants
>the whole chat goes silent
>wait anon, i thought you were like, old
>"nah, im 14, now who's ready to raid the gaping vagina?"
>immediately removed from the vent, and the guild
>get whispers from a few folk demanding answers
>everyone blamed me for 'sneaking into an adult guild' and leading them on.
>feel sad, but move on, find a new guild, dont VC.
>find out a few months later i apparently tore the guild apart with the witch-hunt the leader went on to weed out kids.
>still in touch with some of them, bants was fun

dodged a bullet there honestly, just a shame i missed out on ahnquraj because of it.

>>740989969
Where is "A" now?

I told my friends one time that there was this purple monster character that was in smash brawl but they didn't believe me so i invited them over to play one time and unlike every other time i've played smash he wasn't there and he never showed up in the game again and to this day i dont know if i just imagined him or if i misremembered something else somehow or what was happening there but for the rest of the year i got treated like everything i said was bullshit and no one would believe me about anything

>>740994227
oh for sure, skannerz were the bomb, i would go shopping with my mum and just scan shit, you could duel your friends, and since there were a few different clans or tribes you and your mates would get either a fight or a monster from the same barcode.

it was cool as shit, but the things drank batteries, the scanner was low powered to avoid damaging kids eyes, so they stopped working as soon as you were in even the slightest bit of sunlight, and as soon as my mate and i figured out you could find the best barcodes online it was kinda over.

>>740994229
and their teen encounters fucked them up so bad they're here on 4chan with you, a perma virgin.

>>740994546
Wish I was there to chime in with "lemme guess, he was purple?" whenever you tell a story.

>>740994582
>and their teen encounters fucked them up so bad they're here on 4chan with you, a perma virgin.
Plenty of normies are here now

>>740986386
Majority of worlds population are virgins today, it's basically the new normal while having sex is seen as a bad and weird thing. Just look how many people are against sexy and hot female characters for example and how rare they are to see in any media these days. A lot of people are also saying it's a good thing we aren't having sex and reproducing. Incels and virgins literally won.

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Back when OSRS was RuneScape 2, fashionscape was still a concept because the graceful outfit that reduces your run energy consumption hadn't been introduced yet. There were always these rich faggots flaunting their rare items from treasure trails in F2P worlds, usually in Lumbridge or Varrock, and they'd just stand in a circle jerking each other off in public chat, treating RS2 as if it were AIM or IRC.

One day I walked past a gaggle of three of these performative drama queens, and noticed that one of them was talking about killing himself. I think I spent like 30 minutes moralfagging about how suicide was wrong and desperately telling him to live, because I was like 12 and thought this person was seriously going to turn off their PC, walk to the bathroom, and slit their wrists.

Not that bad, but boy was I retarded.

>>740977298
When I was a teen I sperged out on a game's subreddit in not so great English calling out the developers' laziness and they indirectly but still acknowledged it later.

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>be 7 or 8 or some shit
>see picture of orcs and humans with their families
>get on Warcraft 3
>enter custom game
>ask why orcs and humans can't get along
>proceed to realize how retarded I sound and immediately leave custom room
This has been my most embarrassing moment and I still think about it once in a while.

>>740994394
this happened to me in a teamspeak for a small minecraft server when I was 12 but instead of being kicked out somebody kept saying "anon's voice is cute" while autotuned and I got too embarrassed to talk again

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>>740979105
I was 7 when i went to the bathroom with a slighty older girl. You have NO IDEA what you're on about.

>>740994394
voice chat was a mistake

>>740994729
philosopherbrained inquirymaxxer

>>740994684
Frankly anon, I think that's a sweet gesture of you to talk like that to someone you thought was genuinely having suicidal ideation. You shouldn't feel embarrassed about that.

>>740994925
In all honesty, is there an actual reason why there even is an Alliance or Horde anymore? I stopped caring about Warcraft lore after WotLK.

>>740994813
nah mate, it was killer for the week before i got my mic, chatting absolute shit without slowing down the actual gameplay? revolutionary.

>15 yrs old
>was frequently playing MU online private server
>met someone who kept giving me items
>she's a 22 yr old woman working as a barmaid
>eventually she and I are always in a party grinding for exp
>one day, she ask if I have a friendster account
>I have one but I didn't give it to her because I'm an autist
>she stopped playing MU a few weeks later

That's my first MMO online relationship experience.

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>>740994546
i thought meta knight was cool and mostly played as him and mostly only fought this guy as a CPU when playing by myself so i didnt really play as him very often or get familiar with what he could do in the game. i remember him looking like this but i probably filled in some details over the years when i've remembered back to this story. would be cool if anyone recognized this character so i didnt keep wondering who he was

>>740993859
/v/eddit has been infested with failed normies ever since 2016.

>>740995060
>denied a groomer her rightful underaged penussy
Get out of /v/

>>740983281
>>b-b-but you're projecting! :(
No one’s even said it yet and you’re already getting defensive about it kek. Way to call yourself out

>>740987680
People who have had sex yet still end up in this website love to hang on to the fact they’ve had sex because it’s the single only redeemable quality about themselves. It’s like a social retard doing the same party trick in every party he goes to because he’s otherwise an uninteresting person

>>740992168
What

>>740994515
What happened in my post happened a few more times without the Smash Bros, and then he moved a couple cities away. I checked up on him while drunk earlier this year, and he has a wife and a newborn, and I'm a damaged NEET posting on 4chan. If I wasn't so stupid and gullible, the experience may have never happened to me, and I might be more adjusted.

>>740995996
>What happened in my post happened a few more times without the Smash Bros, and then he moved a couple cities away. I checked up on him while drunk earlier this year, and he has a wife and a newborn, and I'm a damaged NEET posting on 4chan. If I wasn't so stupid and gullible, the experience may have never happened to me, and I might be more adjusted.
You should kill him and his family

>be me
>22, college dropout
>roommates with landwhale
>playing oblivion
>landwhale's friend comes over
>go get a drink so I can check out the new human
>wtf she's cute
>they're hanging out in the living room
>she suddenly comes in my room and sits on my lap
>i have never met this woman before in my life and she's draped over me like a
>asks what I'm doing
>I start describing everything I'm doing ingame in excruciating detail, right down to how oblivion's leveling was fucked and required you to pick skills you never use to avoid getting over-leveled with too few stat bonuses
>she leaves in the middle of my sentence
If I had to guess, I'd assume they had discussed something to the effect of "he's gay, you can do whatever you want and he won't try anything" and that's why she did that

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>>740980791
that's fucked.

>>740978895
nigga you were 10, what do you think you missed out on? You werent gonna have some amazing threesome with twin sisters or something.
Your dick probably didnt even work right back then

>>740980791
:( I thought this was gonna be a fun thread were we tell cringy stories.
Now I'm just sad

>>740994684
You should have just told him to do it.
>>740994950
Faggot.

>>740986980
i have won multiple 2v1s and 3v1s in rocket league. you have no clue as to the insignificance of the casual player compared to someone who is competitive because you are shit.

>>740987320
>to lie for literally no reason.
I used to do that a lot too. Maybe not for no reason, I think I was just trying to look more interesting.
I used to steal jokes and shit from videos I saw and claim I made them up and one time I told a guy I had a blacksmithing forge in my backyard and tried to keep that lie up for months.

I can barely recall anything actually vidya related
>in middle school
>discuss WoW with the boys (this is around WotLK)
>say i was looking into how to edit the files in your wow folder to increase your level, thought you could do it with a text edit
>some guy claims that his dad works at blizzard (yes really)
>i actually believe him for like a minute
>was kind enough to reveal that he was joking after that but it made me look dumb
Only other instance I can think of is when I made a Mii of a girl I liked in school when I was 9 and my sister teased me about it. My memories feel kinda uneventful.

>>740989969
hot..

>>740996537
Oh yeah and the guy who claimed the blizzard thing said he could increase my level by asking his dad or something

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>>740979105
This. As someone who had sex at the age of 7 with a fellow kindergartener, it really was a big nothingburger. I wish I could go back in time and do it properly.

>>740977298
don't remember much besides the gist of it
>10 years old
>PES 6 tournament in our locality (mostly adults, was at local café with a projector)
>looking forward to it
>be a particularly immature shitter
>lose
>cry, scream and throw tantrum
Not much more I can remember but still makes me cringe.

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>>740989580
Your second story reminded me of something I haven't thought about in years
>around 5th grade
>go to my buddy's house to play some crash
>little brother comes in and starts with the IT'S MY TUUURN thing
>he pushes him out and slams the door on his face
>can tell it hurt, heard him scream
A few months later he passed away from something brain related

>>740990339
This is exactly the kind of shit I would have done if I was like, 2% less self aware. The kind of thing that I would have planned out and prepared to do before saying "better not" moments before following through.
Dangerous territory.

>>740996784
RIP

>>740996657
>drops shit like this without telling the story

>>740978895
Good instinct lad. The tiny kidney farmers are the worst ones.

Cringe shit I said in online vidya chats in general

>>740979105
...
June people?

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>>740996959
>Girl approaches me at kindergarten wanting to play a game
>We go to a secluded room and cover the corner with a chair
>Tells me to get on top and put it it
>Do as I'm told. It really turned me on
>Unfortunately my little kid peepee isn't fully functional yet so I don't even feel where it's touching
>End up just holding our private parts together
>Get busted anyways and scolded

>She was a year younger than me so I left kindergarten earlier than her
>We agreed to meet up again once she entered primary school too
>Couldn't even remember her face a year later, let alone her name

Had I known what I was doing, I would have started with a good licking.

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>>740996657
>7
>Kindergarten
Ayo dis nigga got held back IN KINDERGARTEN

>>740977298
When I was four years old, I would play Sly Cooper and stand in one place and spam the square button, swinging his cane back and forth, just to hear him grunt. Years later, my parents told me that I'd do it for so long, it made them worry there was something wrong with me.
There WAS something wrong with me.

>>740996060
>If I had to guess, I'd assume they had discussed something to the effect of "he's gay, you can do whatever you want and he won't try anything" and that's why she did that
If that was the case, I would have expected her to keep going since you were effectively being gay by ignoring the situation, as expected. Might have just been the usual "tease the loser and watch him squirm" thing except the video game talk made her change her mind.

>>740997669
Are you a furry

>>740990339
Zased

>>740998027
Yes. I was doomed from the start. It wasn't even a "Saw Carmelita's cleavage and vagina bones at JUST the right moment in puberty to permanently fuck up your brain chemistry" situation. I was just always predisposed to fixate on the sound of a lithe, bottomless animal-man grunting like he's being plowed.. Before I could even understand why.

>thread about sex
Go away with your sex-having fantasies this is a virgin website

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>>740982251
In my two decades of playing MMOs I rarely played it at a serious level and never was part of any raiding guild/never had to worry about raiding hours, but I have ditched my friends many times more than I should have because I still had dailies and weekly resetting content to do.
I am glad I quit, but it is too late as I don't have much of a social life left unfortunately.

>>740978895
Buddy you were ten, there was nothing going on. Like get real

>be like 8 or 9
>go over to neighbors house to play on his N64 often
>had me sit on his lap while I was doing it
>mazed and autistic so just zoned out playing smash and goldeneye while he did whatever he wanted
>developed an anal fissure because he would put toys up my ass while I was gaming, don't remember him actually fucking me
>parents found out when I was shitting blood and in pain and they took me to doctor and I casually mentioned the neighbor put stuff there
>very upset
>not about getting anal raped, but because I couldn't go play on the N64 anymore

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>>740980791
Oh

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>>740982251
I wasted my teenage years not playing mmos nor fucking girls. I want it back.

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>>740977298
I jorked it to shadbase unironically

>>740998225
You didn't gatekeep hard enough.

>>740977298
PEDO ARTIST!!!
mine was opening a playboy magazine in mafia 2 in front of my dad unaware of what it was

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>>740986201
Jesus Christ my fucking sides.

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>>740998198
I'm sorry anon. It was the same thing with me and Lucario. I just knew my belly felt weird whenever I looked at him. Now I know that I wanted him in me

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>>740998891
We all did at least once.

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>>740999142
when will we get art of him made

>>740999084
Was it at least a girl with nice tits or one of these awful torpedo tits instead?
>>740998846
I think that's the best outcome. Sex and MMOs fries your brain.

>>740986201
That's sad. Doesn't sound he was an entitled rich kid either.

>>740998615
How old was the neighbor, and what does he do now?

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I did some gay erp with some malaysian or some shit in GW2. It was the most cringe shit

>>740999142
Image search says this is ass creed shadows but that can't be right. Right?

>>740984623
You made the right choice. I've dealt with very similar situations before as a kid/teenager.
They were making fun of you and likely would have even more so if you answered with "going out with the sexiest girl".
I am 300% sure that if you took the bait they would follow up with questions about who you consider to be the sexiest girl and bully you with whatever you answer and tell the person.

>>740998615
>>not about getting anal raped, but because I couldn't go play on the N64 anymore
Fucking kek

>>740999407
it's from a new game called blades of fire, pretty fun, meh gameplay, cute boy

>>740978895
I still don't get it

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>>740986201
Oof. Don't feel bad, anon. It would've happened eventually anyway (probably)
Was the mom hot ?

>>740999484
He is indeed a cute boy. Shame it looks like the mc is a generic chad thundercock, looks like something that might be worth waiting for a sale on. Is the story nice ?

>>740999582
>>740999407
It has a demo btw, you can check if it's your thing.

>>740999639
I mean its 56 dollary doos so it might be worth waiting to see what the summer sale has to say at any rate. 22nd? I think. I'm so fucked anyway there's a few hundred dollars of games I want already.

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>>740999582
no idea what the story is about kek but i like the weapon crafting system, you could always try the demo or just 'irate it

>>740998615
larp, I refuse to believe there are parents who let their kid play with "neighbor" adult without supervision

>>740998891
same, back in the day when he was still based

>>740992168
Good morning!

>>740978895
>be 10
>go over to sister friend's house
>older girl (12) has a PC with some cool games and a genesis
>get glued to the PC
>ask mom if I can sleep there
>mom says sure, I guess
>girl makes a joke "wow, you're the first boy to ever sleep here!"
>don't really care about anything else, just play the ship flag capture game on the PC and some ape escape kind of game on the genesis (I still don't know what that PC game was)
>next day somehow we have a light outage and I immediately ask to leave

>older girl was so beautiful that she starts in a nude magazine later on
>younger sister was also very pretty
>we literally never talk again

>>740995060
>MU online private server
did MU have official servers?

>>740982251
I wasted my teenage years playing HoN and fucking girls, instead of going pro in Dota 2 with my mates when they switched to Dota 2. I know like 20 people who has won T.I and all of them wanted to start a comp team with me.

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>be 11
>get invited to female classmates house
>weird because we never talked before but okay
>she had Tarzan on computer which was cool
>she wanted to do other things aswel but I only wanted to play Tarzan
>never invited again
>same year get invited to another girls house
>literally the same thing happens but I don't remember the game
>afterward both girls hate me and I don't understand why
>understood years later

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>>740977298
>host game for the first time
>in lobby
>everyone waiting
>they keep telling me to start
>trying to work myself up to press start
>autism won't let me
>finally manage to press start
>match loads
>5 minutes into match
>start losing
>internet connection randomly dies
>everyone thinks I quit the game on purpose now
>never host again

>>740979105
It sounds like they were kids too so it's not like they were gonna suck his cock. They were going to kiss at most and maybe fool around like "show me yours" or whatever. No one is going to be traumatized into becoming a faggot because of that

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>>740993261
Something similar happened to me in Metin2 (MMORPG that was really only popular in Europe) but she was 40+ and I was 12

>>740999889
relatable picture. Yeah I think mortismal did a thing on it? I'll give it a go

>>740984623
if you answered the date instead of vidya they would've pressed you to say who you think is the sexiest girl, then they would've dragged you straight to her to ask her out

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>be me
>9 or 10 years old at the time
>12AM, couldn't sleep so I sneak downstairs and get on the family computer
>watching random mario and sonic yt videos
>stumble upon "super mario bros 3 bloopers"
>its pretty funny
>laugh so loud I accidentally wake up my dad and he comes downstairs
>what the hell are you doing, what did I tell you about that goddamn computer-
>he gets closer
>sees pic related
>ARE YOU WATCHING PORN? WHAT THE FUCK!?
>dad, no I-
>he grabs my arm and drags me off the chair
>I get out of his grip and run to the kitchen to hide under the tables
>no good, he grabs my feet and drags me out
>gives me 10 across the ass with a belt
>YOU.WANNA.WATCH.FUCKIN.PORN. HUH?
>he stops, I'm curled up in a ball, I'm traumatized and shit
>NOW TAKE YOUR ASS TO BED, IM GETTIN RID OF THAT COMPUTER TOO. WE DON'T NEED IT ANYWAY!

>>741001940
Damn, can't imagine what he'd do if you were doing a line of cocaine instead.

>>740978895
Can't believe the amount of retarded soifaggots replying to this post. You definitely missed out. Could have had a lot of fun there and made good friends. And I relate and have quite a few similar experiences from even younger years than that stretching all the way into later teen years where girls were very obviously into me but I was too dumb and preoccupied with other things to take notice.

>>740979292
>ive never held a relationship past 3 months
Lots of people have trouble doing that regardless of whether they've had sexual experiences early or not. Literally such a common problem you hear it everywhere.

>ultra sex pest
Are you exaggerating about having a high libido or are you talking about doing actually harmful things? Because only one of those is bad. Having a high libido makes you a more capable and fun lover. A person with low libido or with strange moral hangups around sex will also have a lot of trouble holding down relationships, probably more so because the vast majority of people do want sex and want it to be enjoyable. It's a core part of any happy and healthy relationship, unless you don't care about your partner seeking elsewhere what you aren't able to provide. So you're already ahead of the competition.

Don't internalize negative ideas projected by others/society because it only hurts yourself. Something that probably affects a lot of people with similar experiences as you and they suffer silently because of it because they've been told it's something that 'happened' to you and it couldn't possibly be anything other than bad and even traumatic simply because others said so. If you let people define your experiences and reality and apply a negative spin to what should be a neutral or even a positive, then they're definitely gonna do that.

>>741000121
>oofsizelarge.jpg

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>>740993261
Something similar to me happened in LBP 2
>be me
>11 at the time playing LBP2
>use the Dive In feature (it allows you to randomly join people in their party)
>username had girl in it, she allows me to join her pod
>she asks for my name and age
>i don't tell her my real name but I did tell her my age
>she's 14 years old
>we play community levels and its a good time
>she says she likes how mature I am for my age
>she then takes me to "Love Hotel" or some shit like that
>wtf.jpg
>we load into the level and go inside the hotel room
>she tells me to get on the bed (controllernator)
>okay
>we are literally in the 69 position
>we spam hearts and kissing sfxs keep playing over and over
>she says "brb"
>5 mins later she comes back
>she texts me and tells me that she's pregnant and we are now married
>ohhellno.mp3
>leave her party, count down starts
>she grabs my sackboy and starts dragging me around the level
>never see her again
>mfw i got laid on LBP2
>mfw I'm a deadbeat dad

>>740984623
Holy based

>>740992714
>I for example finished twice and had to go straight to the ER after mine, because I got lightly injured dressing up
kek

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>age 12 in early 2000s
>Old lady teacher has a ps1 in the class
>She pretty famously used to play ff7 on her lunchbreaks, would ask kids who'd already played it years before for tips
>She's since moved on to PS2
>She offers me to take the old one, since she doesn't need it, and some titles she's already completed
>Absolutely thrilled, go home and immediately post about it on a gaming forum I frequent
>For some retarded fucking reason I try to look cool by pretending I stole it from a kid at school
>Somebody goes into my post history and finds a link to a free website my friends and I set up
>One friend has a page that references our tiny backwoods hometown
>He finds the only highschool in the area and sends an email to them with details of my posts
>I get called into the principal a day later, threatened with expulsion
>I explain the story in tears because I'm a pussy
>Have to bring it back to the teacher, who corroborated my story
>She just laughs and reminds me of the danger of big brother watching us

I was a giga retard, I don't think about this often, but when I do I can't stand it

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>>740977298
In one middle or high school year's gym class walk and talk I hung out with a group of people because they talked about vidya. But they never really let me in "the circle" and when I would try talking about games other than the games they play they would cut me off and go back to talking about their games. I finally realized that nobody there actually wanted me there after they talked about going to the movies, I asked if I could come with, and they said yeah sure but then never gave me any way to contact or meet up with them. I think this was like 8th or 9th grade which was when I was starting to not be a complete shut in which is why I didn't realize what was going on.

>>741002603
Damn, she sounds pretty fucking cool for an old lady

>>741002603
Goddamn that teacher is wife

>>740977298
Isnt this the same boy who was forced to fuck her mom?
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>>740999484
All I heard is that it's supposed to be made by some devs who made Blade of Darkness but it doesn't play anything like it and the atmosphere isn't there.

>>741001940
My dad still laughs at the time he kicked me so hard I flipped in the air. I was 6 years old and it's because I'd stood on his shoe. Whatever faults we inherit from our shitty parents, if you ever have kids you have to do everything you can to not continue the violence.
>>741002603
Moral of the story never dox yourself
>>741002617
This isn't so bad, everyone's a selfish retard at school and part of growing up is learning to filter those people out

>>741002795
She was about 70, and spoke with a low, croaky kind of crow voice. Big beak nose, too.
I thought she was scary until she started doing these trivia corners for classes right before lunch, she'd just take 10 minutes to ask questions to the class, and answer theirs on all sorts of general knowledge.
She's use her questions to ask certain kids esoteric shit about materia choices etc

Fun old bird, mathematically probably no longer with us

>>740997604
Dayum

>>740999121
Did you buy the human sized Lucario plush?

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>>741002979

>>740978895
YOU WERE SHITTING YOURSELF

>>740986201
>skanners
i think i still have on of those somewhere

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>>740977298
>Be me
>Anal fixation since my cousin let me eat her pussy and finger her ass
>She was 14
>I was 11
>She taught me how
>Fastforward 4 years
>Lent my pirated PS2 game collection to a friend who had just got his PS2
>Had two disc stashes
>Both identical
>One with games
>One with porn
>Tons of anal porn
>Didn't realize until monday, when I asked about the FullMetal Alchemist game and he said he didn't play it, despite bothering me for days to let him play
>"I just fapped to the porn"
>Pic related MFW
>"W-w-what porn?"
>"Anal Acrobats 1"
>"What are you talking about!?"
>Eventually blame it on my brother, saying that shit was his
>Returns me the dvds
>Several are missing
>Girls at school start looking at me weird and avoiding me
>Ass jokes become a constant whenever I'm around
I wasn't bullied because tall nigga.
There was one girl that gave me a different look and years later I understood that she was, if not an anal crazed bitch, curious about it. Nothing ever happened because getting together with me would let everyone instantly know that she was getting fucked in the ass.
Had to move out of my neighborhood before ever actually fulfilling my fetish.
Girls from my school never added me on social media, except one.

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>>741004035
LOL

>>740989683
she wanted your share of the pizza, you did good anon.

>>741003729
I did. He's in bed with me right now, but I won't be posting any incriminating pictures.

>>740998891
The Incredibles with Elastigirl and Violet is still goated.

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>>740977298
>10 years old
>playing kotor II for the first time
>finally make it towards end of the game
>really need to shit really but I'm too excited to attack Freedon Nadd's tomb
>straining to hold it, just got inside the tomb after a couple of deaths
>Dad walks in
>asks why he smells poop
>I'm laying on the floor on my side kinda like Princess Leia was laying on Jabba because the most massive turd I've ever had in my life is sticking out of my ass and is at least an inch out, sitting in between my ass cheeks
>tell him I need to poo
>screams at me to go poo then
Sometimes when I hear that audio of the kid getting told to shit by his mom, I feel bad for him.

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>>741004819
That's really gross, Anon

>>740977298
>I once played League of Legends

>>740977298
falling asleep looking at hentai on my dsi and waking up to my mom freaking out and needing to explain what hentai was at like age 13.

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>>740986201
>i was the one who noticed the barcode names, and suggested we looked them up, so i 100% feel responsible.
ANON YOU FUCK
how are you responsible you stupid bitch, how did he get receipts for his mom's sex toys you FUCK, you were a kid that's not your problem
you better be making this shit up and wasting my time

>>741004819
I wouldn't ever admit this irl but I had a similar incident at 6yo where I was trying to hold it in and delay going to the bathroom because I wanted to keep playing one of those flash browser games. My memory is pretty hazy but I'm pretty sure I sat there for too long and ended up shitting myself. My mom walked into the computer room and I don't remember what happened after this but I remember her shouting at me, pretty similar to the guy in the meme audio, and forcing me into the bathroom to clean myself. Kek. Hilarious in hindsight but at the time I actually felt pretty bad about it. Why is this such a common thing bros? Is this a right of passage for only the most hardcore of gamers?

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>>740983281
I had sex last night

>>741005603
Is your butthole ok?

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>be in middle school
>play CS 1.3 on friends brothers private server
>talk about CS non-stop, including the school bus
>bus driver get reports us to the principal for potentially planning to go columbine
>try to explain it's just a videogame
>get put into special counseling for weeks
>mfw all we do is sit inside a small room and all the coursework is brought to us and we have tons of free time

>>741003074
I will miss her.

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>>740977298
>8 or 9 years old dont remember
>Friend lets me borrow a copy of Kirby Return To Dreamland for a couple weeks
>I play it and beat it
>A couple days later after school he asks for it back
>I forgot where I put it so I told him I lost it
>He bursts into tears
>I feel like guilty and spend all afternoon looking for it to no avail
>The next day my mum finds it and gives it back to him
It worked out in the end but god I felt so bad

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>>740982251
>I wasted my teenage years playing mmos
same, but I had a blast and made lifelong friends
why do you even care about girls anon? join a guild

>>740996382
>BE ME
>JUNE 2026
>MAKE THREAD ABOUT SILLY VIDEO GAME CRINGE SITUATIONS
>ANONS KEEP TRAUMA DUMPING ABOUT BEING ABUSED AS A KID
>MAKES ME SAD

behold, the BIGGEST cringe in the thread.

>>740996657
>it really was a big nothingburger. I wish I could go back in time and do it properly.
So it wasn't a nothingburger, you're unconscious about the damage it has done to your psyche and you wanna go back and fix your traumatic experience
This is why women go back to their abusive boyfriends, cause their own fathers were abusive and it's a second chance for them to fix what went wrong

>>740998615
>very upset
>not about getting anal raped, but because I couldn't go play on the N64 anymore
Some psychology book is advocating that bringing self-awareness to sexually abused children only worsens things but it's all about how it's handled
Being angry cause you couldn't enjoy the benefits you got despite sexual abuse is clear-cut groomed behavior and your guardians should've been patient with you, making boundaries known and providing you safety
I guess it happens in unsafe homes anyway, if parents are verbally/physically abusive, you aren't primed for emotional attunement and you end tuning out unconsciously due to it

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>>741007386
>be me
>some time on halloween night, I think 2001
>should be like 13/14
>my mom takes me to her best friend's house
>she has a daughter, who is like two or three years older than me
>any time she was around me, she gave hints she wanted to do something, constantly looking at me
>I was the most oblivious retarded clown in the world at the time, the most innocent of innocent
>she made gestures and tried to do stuff
>not once did I conceptualize or put two neurons together what she implied
>I was always playing N64 games with her, wondering why she hardly ever tried, "maybe she doesn't play games much," I pondered.
>conker BFD, Sarge's heroes, buck bumble. She just sucked at it all
>Her hands would randomly go on me and she would play with my hair
>one day, we move and I've never played with anyone else locally since then
>years pass to my twenties, and I suddenly remember everything
>ask my mom about her and what happened to the family
>"oh? Did you care for Lindsey, anon? Stephanie told me years ago she got married and had kids
>ok.jpg
>I can tell them to come take a road trip to come see us if you want
>naa
>she calls them anyway
>weeks later, we meet them at a coffee shop
>the girl reminds me of the games we play
>think "what would my anon friends tell me to do"
>do nothing
>She looks at me like how she did all those years ago, but this time I understand it
>we step outside and it's raining
>it was good to see you again, anon. I haven't played video games since you last came over
>she hands me my lost copy of the sarge's heroes from n64
>hope you can have fun with your friends just like we did
>implying
>tell her and her mom bye
>my mom drives off on her own and tells me to get home safe
>everyone leaves
>stand underneath the coffee shop as the rain gets worse
>pulls up 4chan
>sighs, feels slight regret
>"at least I have the anons, I'm never really alone."

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>>740977298
>be me kid
>play Battlefield 2042
>get knife with dogtag attached to it
>humble brag about it when hanging out with older friends
>"must've been because I killed so many with the knife"
>other friend joins the conversation and asks about it
>"he probably means the knife you get after the first knife kill"

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>>741004035

>>740979105
>>740978895
one of my mom's friends had a daughter my age that was very keen on going into a closet with me and playing show and tell

I almost started masturbating in front of a friend while oogling child ruto using the first person camera in n64 oot.

>>740978895
Did everyone clap, too?

>>740994229
Getting laid in early middle school, remembering the details and quality of her...parts, compared to what I can have now, is a curse.

>>741004970
he got some sick ass (literally) dark side powers thoe

>>740977298
i wish /b/ still had fun threads like this, i wanna talk about the kid from highschool i knew who accidentally murdered his hamsters then a week later his dad reversed over their dog called cheese

>>740999142
is he a squire to the main dude in blades of fire?

>>741008013
My wife's name is Lindsey and here mom is stephanie, sorry bro

When I was 5, my family lived in an apartment complex and the landlord would let the kids in the complex play videogames he owned in his apartment. I only remembered recently, 24 years after the fact, that one day I was alone laying on his couch playing Mario on his GBA, and he lifted the waistband to the front of my shorts and looked at my dick. I only remembered it because when I asked him what he was doing he let my waistband snap hard against my waist, he said he was checking for monsters, started tickling me, and I completely forgot about it.
I looked him up on Facebook, turns out he died during the Covid lockdown.

>>741007985
Can you namedrop the psych book? I might need to read a few chapters.

>>740978895
dodged sissification, they woulda had him in a skirt and caked in makeup by sundown

>>741002027
He's be relieved it's just cocaine
>>741003049
I'm sorry that happened to you anon