>boss has a fourth phase
>boss has a phase for every boss you defeated previously
>game has no bosses
>boss has a dode roll
>>740982468>You're getting your cock sucked, kid.I did not expect that as a QTE.
>>740982776this anon knows his porn
>>740982468>I recognize that bulge
>>740982468>boss only has 1 phase
>>740982603The weirdest shit. Not even a final boss.
>>740982468>Boss dies several phases early if you fail a puzzle and drops no rewards
Why can't I recruit Aunt Diane? I want the Keepin it in the Family healing bonus
>>740982468i recognize that gay blowjob
>>740983312you were supposed to rim her buttchin with your tongue every weekend in February and then she knocks on your dorm room and asks to join
>>740982858bad game design
>each boss phase health gatesgee i love dropping my big dick superbuffed attack on a blind playthrough only to arbitrarily have my damage capped because the boss wants to talk and sprout some wings
>bosses have DPS caps
>>740982468nyx has 13 fucking phases, stupid ass fag has no business being that annoying
>before you can proceed with the story, you have to earn 20,000 gold>mfw sidequest time
>>740984086>+80% damage resist during phase shiftHey you know at least you can buff again
>final boss watches as you fight his subordinates
>you are the secret joke boss that nobody can defeathttps://youtu.be/uwTTtc8a1ys?si=52KazfjnPr-JUFg8
>>740984524the only correct way to handle boss phases is nyx avatarat least after the first phase you know every health bar is a phase and resistances shift as well
>>740982468Wild Arms 3 Final Boss have 10 fucking phases, because you are basically fighting the evolutionary history of a new planet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6guz5wlTv0&list=RDA6guz5wlTv0&start_radio=1
>boss can be put to sleepLove this shit.
>>740982468>Honey Wilder never looked as hot as she did in that clip>she basically only gets to quickly finish the guy off after the first chick gets all the spotlight
>>740983967>>740982858Shadow Heart From the New World is basically a single phase boss, except she constantly cheat turn system to dispel all your buffs, even during combos.
>boss is immune to status effects
>>740984740Homeboy clearly came early and they didn't have the budget or patience to wait for him to recover for round two.
>>740984774status effects in jrpgs are always fucking worthless outside of slowing effects
>>740982468>tanking the add with the protag's cock while exchanging dialogue with the bossInteresting boss mechanics for a story game.
>slow the boss>they buff themselves>haste your party>boss slows your whole partyniggerNIGGER
>allies can't help during final battle
>>740982468>boss keeps reviving itself until you do the exact thing the devs want you to do
>>740985105giygas earthbound
>What's going on aunt zanzibart?>You're getting forgiveness, kid
>>740982468>you can't pretend to do incest because... you just CAN'T, OKAY!?I hate payment processors so much it's unreal
>>740985282
>you get a second phase in the boss
>devs saved the budget for the final boss
