> Monkey paw thread Anons post a wish, other anons grant it through malicious compliance. Go.
Metal gear solid 5 gets a real ending
She's a real woman. Has the possibility of dating her. You can convince her to buy her underwear
>>740983423She is repulsed by you and reports you to state police for stalking and attempted coercion; leading to your arrest, subsequent incarceration, and later repeated bubba love.
>>740983118My wish is for MTX to be wiped from existence
>>740983554finally , no longer a virgin
>>740983118The "gold" I obtain in path of exile 2 gets transported into my private bank vault irl.
>>740984007Instantly devalues all gold-backed currencies worldwide causing a global famine.
>>740983868Kek
>>740984136fuck off
>>740983118I wish for a modern revival of Primal Rage that really leans into the Conan-esque setting with its visceral combat and story telling.
>>740983423She ages
>>740984430Granted. It’s an Apple Arcade exclusive only playable on mobile.
>"Oh boy, if only Bridget returned to Strive!"
>>740984515Amazing! How did you know I hate mobile gaming and Apple products?You're quite the spiteful genie.
>>740983118They finally make a good Neptunia game.
>>740985129Yeah there's no way you can spin this as a negative.
>>740983423She's 18
>>740985909>>740985129The artstyle now looks like the one on the left.
>>740987271This would actually make the comedic aspects of the franchise even funnier
Mortal kombat shaolin monks is announced
>>740987331...for the Playdate.
>>740983118The revival of MMORPGs as a genre, free of pay2win microtransactions.
>>740983334Granted but Metal Gear ends permanently as a franchise as Kojima somehow obtains the IP and does nothing with it, leaving MGS to become a fading memory in the gaming industry. >>740988080Granted but now it has disgustingly obnoxious LGBT themes, with openly trans protags that push against heteronormativity.
I'm responsible for the creation of Fallout 76>t: wished for a new online fallout game
>>740988159If it lets me do open world PK, I'll take it.
Wizardry 9
I want a monster hunter but with good graphics and sprawling open-world maps
>>740988032i couldn't imagine something worse
>>740983334The ending is that the entirety of the series took place in a VR mission.
>>740988308Exclusively mobile only gacha that forces you to roll for builds instead of making your own.
>>740983118i want a competent company to start making bethesda style RPGs and cause bethesda to go under
>>740988389That's probably the real ending.
>>740985129You don't like it.
Deep Down gets finished and released.
>>740983829It's wiped from existence, but in it's place is having to pay for games by the hour to play them.
>>740988504All of its fans are trannies, streaming collabs with trannies and pandering to normiee, complete and utter monetization and microtransactions, and it sets the new industry standard of 100 dollars per game.
>>740988587season pass pay 2 win with lootbox gear treadmill
>>740988663I should have seen that coming.
>>740988651I dont think you got my wish mr genie, i said competent people had to make it, so you cant use trannies in it. Everything else, yeah fair, but for it i would maybe shell out for it
Super Smash Bros 6 gets released for the Switch 2
>>740988734I never said trannies made it.
>>740988815The newest characters are Senua, Abby from TLOU 2 and the protag from Mixtape.
>>740983118Steambox willl be a powerfull enough pc to be on pair with modern consoles and at a reasonable or even competitive price.
>>740989140You will never be able to buy one.
Hank Pym is playable in Marvel video games
>>740988448I can work with this.Keep the combat similar enough, and ill probably finally learn how to insect glaive
>>740985129Granted, but they're gender swapped. The game is verifiably good to play, is a critical and commercial success, and in response to all this a woman is never seen again in the series, and the ripple effect is eventually felt across all Compile Heart properties.
>>740990464Genuinely kek'd
I wish GTA 6 was out right now.
>>740983118I want Xen and The Body of the Many to be fixed and fun to play.
>>740989140It gets the attention of the covetous and cloaked hand that is turning console gaming vile and it forces Gayben to make HL3 woke and gay.
>>740990776Granted, every level in those games invert in quality.
>>740990620Wish granted
>>740983118Blur gets a sequel
>>740991184It's online only and flops harder than fosby, servers shut within 3 months.
And how much are you willing to spend on a pair of her bra and panties
>>740988815Granted, every input has a .01% trip chance. EVERY input.
I wish it was real and not an April Fool's joke.
>>740991931I think I played something like that, it was about your chonky clumsy sister, you make various traps wich lead her to get molested and fucked by other guyslook up Breast Mafia
>>740990852You know what fine, I enjoy drowning in flesh tunnels packed with nuclear wastes don't touch anything.>>740991184it's made by nu-ubisoft after they honed their bad driving games making skills on slop like the crew.
>>740991931Bakana Imouto: 10 Days A Bitch
>>740989140Granted, but shortly afterwards steam is shuttered by payment processors and it becomes a brick.
>>740992080>you make various traps wich lead her to get molestedBased.>and fucked by other guysKill yourself.
>>740989945Every single character interaction he has in every game is treating him as an irredeemable wife beater. The games also portray him as a villain so even during good endings, he loses and is treated like a villain.
>>740983118I wish for Celebrity Death Match fighting game, with gladiator arenas.
>>740983118Want new prince of persia gameIt's made by jeetsIt's a remakeIt's canceledIt's tried again and somehow looks even worse than the first remake attemptStraight up canceled
A new Drakan game, or remake of the original
>>740983118I wish for a mecha game with Patlabor-like mecha
>>740994817It's an Epic Games Store exclusive
>>740996607It follows the boring story style of the show.
>>740994817it's all post-2010 celebrities
I wish we lived in a timeline where Xenosaga episodes 4, 5 and 6 were a real thing....
>>740983118Link will not look like a faggot in the new, while and improved The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time ™ remake... Remake
>>740983118The PROTOTYPE comics get retconned.
>>740983118The new Pokemon games are actually good this time
>>740992883>brickEven if Steam dies you can still use it as a PC.
>>740994119The Austen/Millar/Bendis special. I'll Wipe my bleeding clenched teeth clean much like the thought you've handed me.
a less whimsical Inazuma Eleven styled game that actually respects scaling with solid writing to boot. also more integrated rules / playing around with the real life sport instead of ignoring them entirely
>>740997594but all the dungeons gets replaced by quasi-puzzles like breath of the wild
My monkey paw became real>2001 Duke build is leaked>Discord trannies mod it playable
>>740988267>Wizardry 9Granted, but it's made on the cheap with 90% of the asset made by AI
>>740998698it's ubisoft
>>740988651>All of its fans are trannies, streaming collabs with tranniesNo one care, plus culture warriors would even call their mother tranny for telling them to respect other>pandering to normieeYou and I are someone's definition of normies, so it's good>complete and utter monetization and microtransactionsOnly actually bad aspect but the real question is whether you can just, you know, ignore it, and still enjoy it.>and it sets the new industry standard of 100 dollars per game.To be fair that's what modern AAA actually cost, the microtransactions are usually compensating for that
>>740991171Well played, but if it still has a solo-story it risk still being worth it
>>740997680Nintendo implements a new micro DLC payment method where each Pokemon now costs $20 to catch.
>>740994817>Celebrity Death Match fighting gameThe game is full of unfunny joke and is clearly biased politically.
>>740997101I'll pay good money for that kind of boring, so, thanks monkey paw?
Robo-wives that can double as upgradeable PCs become finally available to the civilian market.
>>740983118>Assassins Creed in Japan>Paw still attached
>>740999726Anita Sarkesian is consulted to make sure that the robo wives conform to feminist principles. You must ask robowives for consent and if you ask them to do something problematic they will lecture you on why you're wrong.
>>740983118It already happened to me IRL>I want a pvp-focused Fromsoft game>your wish has been granted, it's a Switch 2 exclusive
>>740999795The game end up amazing and force you to apologize to Ubisoft.
I wish for Squadron42 to release this year and be more successful than GTA VI
>>740988241It allows for open-world PK, but due to the woke ideology backing the genre it's actually implemented as a honey-pot and any non-consentual killing results in a permanent TPM-enforced hardware ban.
>>740983118I wish chess was played exclusively through vibrating anal beads. Like into order to move a piece you had to flex around with your sphincter.
>>741001007Granted.
>>741001007granted, but every night you'll get fucked and raped by tyrone's BBC.Oh wait, thats not a monkey paw situation, seeing how you're already a faggit. Oh well.
>>740983118New haircuts are finally added to Star Periphery
>>740983118A new Twisted Metal game that won't be mishandled like the 2012 reboot
>>741003879Granted but your soul is going to be sucked into the game
Your favorite game is horny but your dick falls off
>>740988512Not enough nanomachines.
