ok, anyone have video of the alpha to post? Want to see how disappointing it will be.
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>>740988927ayo we wuz mechanikus and shieeett we got som diz bufugging KEMET arcaheTECHNOLOGIA
Which pear?
>>740988927Reminder to all who have yet to see the trailer that this George Droyd looking creature is somehow a woman. And damn, I'm sure no artificial sensory augmentations could ever be as strong of a smell organ as that enormous hood scoop she's got plastered to her face.
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>>740989586we wuz necrons
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Trying to keep the thread alive to get information on DoW IV as well
>>740988927I wonder if he ever learned the sacred rite of smoke detector battery replacement
Okay I'll give you some spoilersYou can level up and gain new gears and abilities as you play Last StandIn Skirmish, you have multiple subfactions defined by heroes. SM has 4 heroes, Ork has 3 etc
Every faction is stupid.>Guard: "Aliens are immune to lasers? Use more lasers.">Admech: "The washing machine came unplugged? This will take five weeks and 200 candles to fix.">Adeptus Custodes: "I cost as much as 10 million Guardsmen, and I am much less useful than 10 million Guardsmen.">Imperial Knights: "I am literally just Don Quixote.">Space Marines: "A book written 10000 years ago contains all the wisdom I will ever need.">Blood Angels: "My Primarch died 10000 years ago? I'm sad.">Space Wolves: "Wolf-Brother Wolf Wolfersson wolfed down the wolf leg while scanning the Wolf Fields for more wolves.">Dark Angels: "Someone hesitated 10000 years ago? This dishonor can never be erased.">Black Templars: "They won't expect us to launch a twelfth frontal assault.">Deathwatch: "Fucking xenos.">Grey Knights: "Did that Guardsman see a daemon from 10 miles away? Kill him immediately for possible daemonic corruption.">Sisters: "I am literally immune to logic and reason.">Chaos Space Marines: "I am angry that the Emperor was a dick 10000 years ago, let's make the galaxy worse for everyone, including ourselves.">Chaos Knights: "I don't even know why I'm doing this.">Chaos Daemons: "We're just evil!">Necrons: "Let's sell our souls to the C'tan, this seems very reasonable.">Eldar: "I just got back from lying to humans. By the way, why do humans never trust us?">Dark Eldar: "Soulstones? Nah.">Exodites: "Living in the woods will save us from Rape Satan.">Harlequins: "Slaanesh can't get me if I know Shakespeare!">Genestealer Cults: "Surely the Great Devourer will take us aboard their spaceships to Space Heaven once they arrive.">Tau: "I, Ethereal Bill, am extremely trustworthy. Look at my face, is this the face of a liar?">Votann: "We invented AI gods, but we didn't include a way to have firmware updates."Only Orks and Tyranids act reasonably given their goals.
>>740992689We're talking about the game Dawn of War IV here. Go back to /tg/.
>>740988927black people: existschuds:
>>740992665Is it fun? At the very least Company of Heroes 3 skirmish fun? Because I enjoyed that one.
>>740988927>>740989960>>740992626>in the grim darkness of the far future there are only niggers
>>740992790My friend told me and showed me some screenshots. A lot of stuff in last stand is not unlocked for this build. Dont know if they had levels in dow2 because I never played it, but having it boosts replayability massively like SC2's co-op. You can have 3 players in last stand. Performance wise it's not great.
>>740992665>You can level up and gain new gears and abilities as you play Last Stand>>740992987So just DOW2? Underage retard nigger faggot?
>>740989960>this George Droyd looking creature is somehow a womanNo. How? That's the phenotype of a man.
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