Does /v/ know how I am certain these tulips are for Zelda?
>>741015280hey, i gave them to link
They're actually for Ganon
its obvious who they are for
https://x.com/kaido_sakura/status/2065694274067570855
>>741015280Malon*
>>741016312No, retard. In the cutscene where Link and Zelda first meet the game deliberately and meticulously frames them between red tulips, which symbolize the deepest love possible. Secondary tard.
I really hope the remake gives up dating mechanics with all the girls.It might sound outlandish, but Links Awakening had one.
>>741017243oracle of ages had one too
>>741017757my bad, oracle of seasons
>>741017954Full image and doujin if it's a doujin plz
>>741018000https://files.catbox.moe/g0zn0o.jpgart from raikuz
>>741018084Blass you anon. Thanks.
>>741016439Based Aerithbro
>>741015280Just one problem: Link is too young for the Princess, right?
>>741016439Muh symbolism is for whalesLink fucked Malon
>>741018274>love /ss/>hate hyper proportionsThe conflict is real
>>741018504hyper dicks are the worst, especially small_but_hung. At that point, the shota isn't a shota anymore, but coombrained dweebs cant fathom that it looks so goofy.At least the big tits are aesthetically reasonable (to a point). Also, they emphasize the erotic size difference.
>>741018682They look like somebody glued a pair of helium balloons onto her chest
>>741017954I’m motivated now
>>741019191The Hylian Princess is Not Fooling Anyone.
>>741019941Malon couldn't have motivated Link to save the world
>>741016439Link fucked other girlsZelda belongs to Ganondorf
>>741020360Hylian mutts law
what if link had big boobs
>>741020602Then Link would have big boobs
Who deserves to molest the boy first?
>>741020784me
>>741020870Don't be greedy, Nabooru
>>741020602What if Link had big boobs but was still male?
>>741020784>deservesRomani, then Cremia.
>coomHate hate hate
>>741021365>Cremia, then RomaniaFTFY
>>741020602>breast envy Saria>ocarina indirect kiss>Stal-kid giving Link a lap pillow>breakfast date with Malon>bunny suit Link>gentleman guard who scolds Link and Navi for using her body to get favors>oji-san sexual harasser Zelda who has to be kept in check by Impa>loli GanonI really wish this artist could do a second part.
>>741021604Romani deserves the first round because she has to be in bed by 8.
>>741022146Cremia needs the first round so that she can show Romani what to do
>>741022146>>741021604>>741021365do you think link stayed in termina after the events and settled down at the ranch?
>>741022449No you fucking idiot. The end of the game literally shows him leaving through the woods.
>>741022017>>741020602why is she like that?
>>741022909yeah, i'm sorry, i forgot about that part for some reason.god, why can't they give him a happy ending with him staying with any of the girls?
>>741022449>masks to be different creatures>mask to be invisible>mask to be fast>mask for incredible dance moves>mask to attract chicks>mask to stay up all night>mask to become huge>mask to explode at will, multiple timesLink could have everyone and anyone with the means to try again if he messes up. But I think he'd recognise that he can't rewind time once Majora was stopped.
>lets talk about fictional teens having sexwhat made you this way
>>741023367What didn’t make you that way?
>>741023367They aren't teens, they're like 11
>>741015280They are only made for MalonZelda will get the withered flowers since she is ugleh
>>741023367being a teen at the time
>>74102347810
>>741023478They are 9 years old actually.
For me it's lithium
>>741015280thank u link
>>741020784Ruto was the first one to molest him, canonically speaking.
Fuck this just make the thread
>>741026076/v/ isn't about your generals chud
>>741023367a bunch of iterations of link are clearly in the shota range.
>>741026108Didn't ask fag
>>741017954>boobless child body inspiring me to actUnder what context?
>>741023207>god, why can't they give him a happy ending with him staying with any of the girls?Dude, he's like ten years old in Majora's Mask, he is way too young to even think about dating, let alone settling down. We know that he eventually settles down later in life, so there's that.
>>741026793majora's mask is after ocrina, where he was 17
>>741026793Link is an adult in a child's body.
>>741026936Physically 17 but still mentally 10, he was sent back at the end, and he hasn't noticeably aged much by Majora so it can't be more than a year after Ocarina. Either way the kid is way too fucking young to think about getting married and buying a house in the suburbs, let him sow his wild oats. Let him live a little before he has to surrender to the monotonous grind of married life.
>>741016439Isn't the rose the flower of love?
>>741026982Yeah, which means hooking up with someone his physical age makes him a pedophile, and hooking up with someone his mental age makes her a pedophile. That's gonna complicate dating a bit, so he's better off just waiting until his body catches up with his mind.
>>741015686Cute
>>741027404I don't understand what the problem is.
>>741030047Imagine how it looks to anyone who doesn't know about Link's time travel shenanigans and isn't a pedophile like you are.
>>741030047>>741030179Shut the fuck up faggot. I didn't say anything. there is nothing wrong with protecting a child.
>>741027404That's not how it works
>>741027129>live a littleyeah, with his love of his life
>>741030314why is the princess barefoot?
>>741030536soft grass
>>741030274Again, think about how it looks to someone who doesn't know about Link's time shenanigans. Think about how it looks to someone who doesn't know what we know.>>741030471Again again, the kid hasn't even hit puberty yet. He didn't even get to experience it the first time. He's way too young to think about "the love of his life".
>>741030713Shut the fuck up bitch. Stop projecting how everyone feels in a self-insert game. Yes, I said it. Link is a self-insert character. He feels what you are feeling. If you love Zelda. If you love Malon, Saria, if you want to fuck their brains out whether they are 9 years old or 16. Or if he feels nothing at all. Pussy ass retard I'm tired of hearing your shitty opinions about what WE should be feeling. Faggot nigger.
>>741018682Because it's goofy seeing a woman act super pleasured riding a dick the size of her pinky.
This game would be a really good time for Nintendo to finally acknowledge randomizers as a NG+ thing
>>741030713>noooo, you can't, because.... YOU JUST CAN'Tdo you even know what they do in their free time? maybe he already had some experience in the game, we just didn't see it, just like how we never see anyone go to the toilet in games.
>>741031026Link and Zelda got "real close" during the time skip between OOT and MM.
>>741030817>>741031026I know why you're really angry: you physically can't see this from any perspective but your own, and the idea that other people can even have a different perspective is one you literally cannot process.
is this the ai slop thread
>>741026525Nobody did you fucking parasite
>>741016439And yet, it is canon that they didn't get together.Guess there was no love after all, huh?
Why are you a pedophile?
>>741023601
>>741031957
>>741030713That's not how it works
People forget Zelda is royalty and, after going back in time, Link is just some kid. Even if they were in love, they could never be together.
>>741018084>analBad bot. Do not reply with source in the future.
>>741015686Based. God she's cute.
>>741021604I swear that hug is 70% of the reason he settles down with Malon. He wanted to experience that feeling all the time, and Malon looks identical to Cremia
Shipping is lame. Unless it's "Zelda grils x my dick"
>>741032495>Why he settles down with [headcanon]
>>741030713You can't argue with Zelinkers, they're fucking braindead and delusional. They think they're right just because fanart exists that they can flood threads with.I honestly don't know why the mods haven't started shitcanning these obvious generals yet anyway.
>>741032574Bro. It's ACTUAL canon.Link almost never ends up with his respective Zelda. This is factual.
>>741032574Alright, you can believe he settled down with Darunia if you want.
>>741032495never happened. this is your headcanon>>741032720fanfiction
One of my top fantasies is living at Majora's Mask Lon Lon Ranch and sleeping with both Cremia and Romani and they smell like literal shitI want Cremia to be all stinky and fat under the covers titty fat and pubes
>>741033298Twilight Princess, the only game in the entire FRANCHISE in which you play as a direct blood descendant of a previous Link, disagrees with you.The Hero of Twilight was not royalty. He was not a lord. He wasn't even a mayor. He was dirty peasant living in a backwater village, and his house was a TREE.All YOU actually have is fanfiction and headcanon. I have facts.
>>741033298It happened.
>>741033468TP Link is an orphan. Nobody knows his origin.>>741033469in your head
It's so easy to rile up Malonfag lol
I want to see Zelda and Young Link kissing The tongue-sucking variety
>>741034305That's rare stuff. Only AI can conjure it. I have some 'close kissing' stuff and this right here, which isn't AI.
>>741034360near kiss.
>>741034425>>741034360they kiss in the manga too
>>741034360NononononoYoung Link and Adult Zelda
>>741034686I have that
>>741034757
>>741034835
>>741034684is this the same manga as the KH one?
>>741015280He is saving them for his older boyfriend in Kakariko and will cuddle him when he gets home
>>741034757Not seeing enough tongue or spit trails
>check zelinktranny's yesterday threadHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>741006415
>>741035050Samefag larp post
>>741035234>t. zelinktranny
>>741035495Is your mission to ruin all Zelda threads
has anybody not seen rommi in awhile
>>741035515I'm convinced both Malonfag and Zelinktranny are working together to ruin these threads
Link isn't even a character, he's just the voiceless avatar of the player. It's kinda wacky getting invested in a ship containing him.
>threads keep dying before bump limit >but its okay it wasnt a real Zelda girls thread
>>741036718Saging a thread doesn’t count
>>741036782wish I had an OoT themed one
>>741037314Bump
/thread
>>741037707faster to page 9 so you can stop sitting there and actually post something :^)
>>741034892That's a proud mom and her son
The sage of light banishes all evil.
>>741039635the light of the sage is found in all fields
>>741032647I keep forgetting that logic isn't very popular around here, silly me.
>>741040043There's that fag talk again
>>741035050malonfag won lol
>>741039635sage of diabeetus
>>741040931.... inside of my schizophrenic head fantasies....
I will necrobump
>>741015280Inductive reasoning.
