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i feel like a monkey
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Almost at 20k money sisters...
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Bump
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monkey
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Fellow phonefags… I think NK patched the glitch where you could avoid the current instas by turning your internet off and waiting for something better I’ve tried several times and now you must
>YOU VILL USE YOUR COLLECTION TOKENS ON SHIT TOWERS
>YOU VILL NOT USE YOUR TOKENS ON ANYTHING BETTER THAN FARMS AND SUPER MONKEYS
>YOU VILL USE YOUR COLLECTION TOKENS ON TIER 3 DART MONKEYS AND TACK SHOOTERS
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>>741051827
Works fine for me on PC, got the same issue but I just waited a few minutes on the start screen after turning off the internet.
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monke
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post gay monkeys
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>>741047331
thats me after spank the monkey to all of goatboy's straight not-futa pornography
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>>741055483
monkeys can't be gay
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monka
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>>741055483
Thats how you get AIDS
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monki
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monky
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>>741047585
not sure if this is something you want to share but congrats
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monkee
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>>741047331
what the hell did they do to lych? he just heals all the time now?
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Would you?
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>>741051827
Why the fuck would you grind out a set if there's nothing in the rotation you want.
Last time I tried to reroll I did alt-f4 after the tiers was revealed and that didn't work.

>>741066214
The heal was reworked a patch or two ago. Don't recall the exact changes but the tl;dr is that you should now put some x2+x druids or other regrow stoppers along the track.

>>741066291
>obese legs
No.
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>this thread
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>flying fortress price increased
>have to tweak all of my scripts
the fuck is this change even for it's not like you could even use the fucking thing on advanced and expert chimps
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>>741066291
That's a strong tuck.
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>>741066291
>no bulge
he needs to do better if he wants the attention of human males
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is this the monkey girl thread?
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>>741067391
>have to tweak all of my scripts
???
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>>741068812
scriptkiddies and cheat engine run rampant in Bloons.
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>>741068787
not exactly but like-minded individuals are always welcome
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>>741068812
Grinding instas for the collection can be tedious at the best of times, especially if you're favela poor and can't afford to be a patron of the arts with the benefits that entails.
Why you'd bother botting it when there's nothing to gain from doing so, is anyones guess.

Also, fuck yeah! I finally got the 002 heli I needed for full gold.
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2 more days until femboy monke
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>>741066687
haha what if someone redrew that with switched roles and the monke was sauda so it would be sauda starting to open her kimono and anon would be all like oh no im done for wouldnt that be weird haha oh man that would be so funny haha
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>>741047585
theres mobile shit?
how fun is it?
how predatory is the mtx
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>>741070485
all monke bois are femboys in the presense of a human man
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>>741070485
I wouldn't call him a femboy, just a very zesty, fruity fairy
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This is the monkey thread, right? Just graduated to unemployed, so I'm gonna gamedevmaxx and make a platformer featuring a monkey girl. Pseudoregalia, Motorslice, and Bubsy fucked me up so I'm gonna hop on the bandwagon.
I got Blender and Unreal open right fucking now and I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'll keep it simple:
>Monkey Girl is an athletic circus performer
>She was stolen by a godlike alien race that places entertainment above all things since they're so advanced that discovering life in the cosmos is a mundane happening. Boredom is like death.
>They threaten to destroy her home world if she doesn't perform well enough.
>Her current "act" is to climb a tower full of nonsense spaces and deathtraps
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>>741070485
What do you mean 2 days? You're not POOR are you?
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>>741070724
This but Corvus especially.
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what the FUCK is this boss
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>>741071394
>This is the monkey thread, right?
see >>741069419
but that sounds like fun, if the gameplay is fluid* and the price is right then I'd gladly buy a license to a copy
*the one thing a platformer should do well, and most games can't even do that
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>>741070724
Even Striker Jones?
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>>741073131
He said "monke bois"
Striker Jones is a FUCKING MAN.
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>>741072770
>fluid*
Oh yeah. I was thinking of making it snappy like Pseudoregalia, with level design like that one clock level in Mario 64. The monkey girl I'm think of is lithe like a gymnast, so it checks out. Movement in that game is so fucking good that it nullifies the passable combat and exploration. Sequel when?
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>>741047585
AWOOGA WHO IS THE BLONDE?
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>>741073225
i do kinda want to see that now tho
Sissified Striker jones forced to wear girly lingerie being manhandled by a human man, mustache and all
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>>741073374
Adora. More specifically the beach avatar variant. You'd know this if you actually played btd6.
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>>741047331
and you smell like one too!
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>>741073458
>beach avatar
sun hat*
derp
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>>741073131
Especially Striker Jones.
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>>741068387
he's holding his thighs together but if you saw him from behind you'd see a fat pair of sagging balls there
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>>741047331
kys
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monkey cock
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this legitimately might be the hardest boss weve ever had
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>>741079801
This is the reason I just follow guides. Fuck having to start over because I did something wrong 80 rounds ago.
Bit miffed x5x super was blocked. It's so rare I actually get to make a vtsg.
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>>741079801
>double cash
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>>741082375
>jelly
Doesn't work in ranked or chimps anyway.
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monkey pussy
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how do you grind MM? returned after 4 years and theres like 5 missing characters
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>>741086183
Play the game and don't suck. That's literally it. You will eventually get to a point where you have nothing to spend your monkedosh on, besides continues if you do ct. That's when your dosh starts accumulating.

t. sitting on almost 600k
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monkey anus
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>>741079374
tasty
>>741084542
not tasty
>>741088814
50/50
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>>741047331
Do I seriously have to buy the he man pack to get the new hero?
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genuinely how do you beat elite bosses, i can barely even beat a normal boss
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>>741089408
no, he's exclusive to that for two weeks after the update then you can get hm the normal way, in a few days
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>>741089408
No, the pack is just cosmetics, consumables and early access to the new hero.
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do y'all WANT AIDS?
because that's how you get AIDS
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how is the new hero different from sauda?
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https://e621.net/posts/6459350
careful, it contains hand holding
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>>741090204
Repositioning without needing a heli, for one. Also generates manashield.
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>>741090556
Oh and he pops lead way earlier than Sauda. Like 15 levels earlier.
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>>741090204
only two holes instead of three
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>french monkey
>all gay little twinks
What does NK mean by this?
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>>741047331
my autistic wife plays boons alot
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silas is my new favorite hero, he can do anything
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>>741093503
I can attribute a lot of my recent advanced CHIMPS to him, being able to defend to r60 with him and 2 ice monkeys is pretty useful
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monkey tits
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Someone post sexy art of the hypnotic siren monkey!
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monkey ass
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monkey balls
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>>741090204
level 10 procs life loss abilities like edef, which is fun (also generic attack speed buff but i like the life loss synergy)
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speaking of balls, you should check your balls daily (during a shower) for lumps or weird growth, testicular cancer is no monkey business
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night
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>>741100345
the bloons moved under her tank top
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I have secret monkey knowledge I can't share or I'll get sent on a vacation, but be aware that I know
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>>741102108
catbox the knowledge, the class wants to see
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>>741102618
I was poopposting
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>>741102806
Fuk u
>unmonkeys your brickell
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>>741102940
https://files.catbox.moe/6tdvok.mp4
not for redistribution
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>>741100001
Having a hero focused on lifeloss mechanics is pretty stupid. Gimps it hard on chimps.
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>>741104958
no, the point is it doesnt require you to lose lives. the ability is primarily an attack speed boost for nearby monkeys, but also procs the edef 4x boost and bomb blitz screenwipe (and i think also lotn portal?) without actually requiring any lives to be lost. it makes those abilities actually usable in chimps (namely edef, iirc bomb blitz was tweaked a while back to trigger when a bloon is *about* to exit so it could work in chimps)
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>>741105537
that's really cool then, that's some functionality that we don't have yet. bottom path desperado could benefit from that too
>bomb blitz was tweaked a while back to trigger when a bloon is *about* to exit so it could work in chimps
it doesn't work in chimps, it uses some monkey knowledge to not lose lives
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>>741105537
Huh, I was sure the proc wasn't free until late levels. Then again I've only used him a few times while grinding out the new skull map so I'm barely familiar with his kit yet.
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Bought it on my phone years ago but it's just more interesting to watch YouTube videos instead of playing games
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Skimpy school girl Psi skin
She has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
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Dans main attack being Saudas Dr Mario is lame but he has the Chinook ability so he saves you over $15000 and thats pretty cool
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>>741071394
make sure you utilize her monkey feet and tail to grab things
very important, do not forget this
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>>741106661
>she
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>>741108341
has no style. She has no grace. This monkey has a tattooed face.
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>>741108725
She can handstand when she needs to. And twerk upside down just for you
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Brickell captained several "hell ships" that transported prisoners in lethal, inhumane conditions to onshore prison camps.
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>>741108341
"she" will be a female when im done
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>>741111012
i wanna know what she did to make her completely betray the navy as a pirate
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>>741047331
Racist
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>>741111274
Hoarding prisoners for to supply her secret, personal troupe and harem is frowned upon. That's a waste of good food, labor, and info!
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>>741112167
literally rewriting karyn's prison with brickell
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>>741110328
She films herself like an onlyfans thot. This monkey takes it in the butt.
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>>741114860
still peeved that goat boy made T4's ass bigger than T5's
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>>741066291
what does he call me?
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Thoughts on Goons TD?
https://rule34bit.itch.io/goons-td
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>>741115746
papa
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>>741117586
ew
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>>741116385
alright, i played to r30 and gotta say this is not very good, as a td game or a porn game
very bare bones, just basic btd1 gameplay, no real information given, really slow, no sexo at all aside from a splash screen i got after r10 (i assume there's more but i died to camo leads on 30, no clue what tower or upgrade can even deal with those since there's no info)
pretty lame overall, there's just nothing here, a porn game should at least make you believe there's something to keep you playing or be lightly titilating in-between sex scenes but this is just weak
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>>741047331
can i beat that bloons adventure time game without spending a dime or is it p2w?
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>>741122405
You can beat the base game without paying. Technically you can also get everything but the grind is horrible.
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>>741119441
this trend was so fucking unfunny
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>>741092235
here, check this out, did just a quick thing for him to see if i'm liking drawing him might have made his hips a bit too wide
just imagine there's a followup where he's spitting cum out of both ends, i'm too tired to draw anything else tonight, maybe tomorrow
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>>741124721
>might have made his hips a bit too wide
Not possible
big ty anon
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>>741124721
more like not wide enough!
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what kind of hero would she be?
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Who's the upcoming paragon?
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>>741124721
now do an edit where his cock is exposed
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>>741125706
glue monke and it will be a mess
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>>741124721
>no ball-window
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>>741124721
All the female heroes lining up to rim him
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>>741124721
Nah the hips are just right imo. Would love to see the follow-up if you do ever draw it
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>>741124721
Built for swordfights.
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>>741124721
I have a stupid specific autistic idea for one of the monkey ace variants if there's one you haven't drawn for your completion goal, it'd be an ace pilot (female) being the seat for a male monkey who might also be a pilot facesitting her. I think it would be neat just keep it in your reserve memory for some point in the far future
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Why do monkeys love humans?
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>>741129993
petting instincts
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>>741125546
A shota breaking one
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brickell's body count?
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>>741132258
gazillions
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>>741132258
>>741133389
ah you ment sexual partners, then just me
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>>741133592
I think you mean me
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dart monkey
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>>741116385
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>every 1000+ hero is shit
For what purpose does this serve? They even get hard nerfs every update.
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>>741124721
nice, you really captured the zest well, I can almost taste the tangy, sweet flavor
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Man that's a lot of bumps
Someone's working real hard to keep this thread afloat
>>741136498
Corvus and Geraldo get nerfed because the 1% players that are autistic enough to use them can solo entire maps with them and as a result everyone else get punished for it.
No idea why you'd use most of the other expensive heroes, they're kinda shit indeed.
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>>741136498
>ben
>shit
I guess that's why he's the goto in basically anything that isn't chimps.
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>>741124721
im fucking shaking in restraint
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Heard that the new monkey fencer hero got a pussy , is that true? I am so fucking tired of twinks man
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>>741124721
Still less gay than He-Man
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boomerang monkey
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>new social season soon-ish
Fuck, I'm going to miss extra range and cheap starter.
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bomb shooter
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tack shooter
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>>741137335
you can use him in chimps for quick clears but he is absolutely garbage if you want want to min/max a paragon i.e be gay
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>>741145074
>chimps
>paragon
Pick one.

inb4
>akshually the easy map with goldmines...

inb5
>but what if i want to chimp to 200?
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>>741145459
nta, i can tell he's just stating usecases for him, not that you'll get a paragon in chimps. he's niche useful on chimps but useless for making paragons good (even though you would use him on bosses a lot anyway for the insane money generation)
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>>741141973
>>new social season soon-ish
When?
We could still need one or two more players
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>>741146336
I think the next one was scheduled for july or august. "soon-ish" is relative.
At least they listened to some of the feedback, if blogposts are to be believed, so no more bullshit like 50 support-only wins.
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>>741146336
Late June - early July
I wouldn't expect anything to happen for at least a week.
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>>741146745
>so no more bullshit like 50 support-only wins.
THANK YOU ADORA
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Will it be kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9SOYOB6-xI
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>>741147032
i actually played the demo, it has a slow start but i can tell there's a lot of cool enemies and guns
the thing i could also tell is it is MISERABLE to play solo, you need a team to have fun with it
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Just started playing Bloons stuff recently again and remembered I had 6, been putting some time in it off and on. Haven't really done much besides unlocking expert maps and most of the monkey unlocks and some monkey knowledge unlocks.
The fuck do I even do? I feel like there's so much stuff, challenges, etc., but I kinda suck ass and haven't gone off the full autismo deep end in terms of learning meta, DPS, etc., doing bosses, etc. Only just recently did co-op with a friend and used a paragon for the first time after some surely unoptimized money farming strats.
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>>741147520
you don't need to go full autismo, just play whatever maps look fun to beat. after a while try some chimps on beginner maps to see what the late game looks like.
one thing i did use a lot when i was doing chimps was the round chart, it's pretty important to plan ahead
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/b__/images/6/64/RoundSummaryBTD6.png/revision/latest?cb=20211016202219&path-prefix=bloons
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>>741147520
You play coop with me
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>>741147978
i'll play a game of coop with you if you start one right now
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>>741148293
>if you start one right now
I can't handle this pressure mate
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>>741148392
uhhhhhhhhh ok
MWWFLC luminous cove abr
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>>741147914
That image isn't very good if you want to know the exact details of a round like rushes on 63 or 78, it's better to use the API explorer.
https://btd6apiexplorer.github.io/
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>>741148486
3/4 starting in 2 min
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gwendolin down here with 800 pops on round 75 lol
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gg
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>>741149380
>No clown skin
Worthless
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>>741150390
Clussy cringe
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ice monkey
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>>741147914
I wish there was a similar chart that also listed how much unmodified money each round would be worth so I could tell when to Thrive. I usually do it on 27, 36, 41 or 48.
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looking at him on the wiki, i think dan is one of the only models that has a mouth in-game, aside from pat and middle alch? he also look like one of the more detailed models they've done
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>>741151692
go to >>741148542
click on rounds, choose the round type then press detailed
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>>741152728
I specifically asked for a chart because fuck you I'm not making an account. I already linked steam.
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>>741152407
wtf are those teeth
dentist hero NOW
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>>741152934
fucking retard
you didn't even try to open the website
no wonder you need to use powers
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>>741047331
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NOTHING GETS PAST MY BOW!
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>>741153320
Oh, last time I looked at that it asked for an account token. And I only use powers in ct.

>insta tracker -> insta schedule
Wait, does this show what I think it does? I thought the rotation was random generated every refresh.
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>>741090068
Only from the male monkeys
Female monkey love is pure
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Use code 8YEARS to see Quincy and Gwendolin have hot steamy sex
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I don't use powers or unlocked monkeys, just don't want to
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>>741124721
Heya goatedboy, if you have time too, could you try drawing this too?
>>741073131
>>741073426
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>>741124721
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
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>>741155259
no
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>>741155259
>Quincy and Gwendolin
Gay. Make it Gwen and Ezili and you have my interest.
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>>741124721
alright, i can tell this dude is in high demand, here's a WIP to tide you over for now, i'll have this finished by tonight
https://files.catbox.moe/vfqjk6.png

>>741155460
but his fuckin stupid moustache, it's too macho gay even for me
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>>741157173
Pretty gay dude.
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>>741157173
>it's too macho gay even for me
Now there's something I never thought I'd see from the prancing lala homo man himself.
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>>741157173
>but his fuckin stupid moustache, it's too macho gay even for me
i beg you, just this once, even as a joke.
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>>741157770
IDK man moustaches also fire too many of my vestigial gay-avoidance neurons for me to ignore.
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>>741158057
Speaking of lala homo man, I'd appreciate a monke version if you're in a quick doodle mood.
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>>741158920
Oh I'm not him, I'm just vouching for the sentiment.
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>>741153837
Nice, it was exactly what I thought it was. Now I don't have to wake up half an hour early to check morning rotation before leaving for work.
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>>741157173
if you want something to do after, you could do the OP image >>741047331 , a completely brain-fried monkey after a 12 hour jerkathon sitting in his comfy chair with a bunch of sex toys and dried cum
depending on perspective, you could show the monitor with like 30 tabs open of monkehub
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see you tommorrow for dandy monkey
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You are a monkey.
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>>741163859
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The fuck is this gay shit
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>>741165941
monkey grooming LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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bratty monkey correction
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You people are not well.
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>>741168480
first minute on the internet?
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>>741168480
so?
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I know no one here cares about Social Season Events, but I'm curious to see what the second one will be like. I agree that Season 1 was a total grind (especially Phase 1; I'll admit that Phase 2 wasn't too bad). If Season 2 is just as tedious, then I'm not taking part in Social Events anymore. I'll still complete all the goals in the second one, but that'll be it for me.

And "max rewards still being possible for a small dedicated Team" my ass. Earning 175,000 stars requires at least 12 dedicated players. That's not a small team; a small team is, like, half that. If anything, a perfect Team score should be 90,000 stars. MAYBE 120,000, but no more than that.
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>>741168981
Also, where are the monkey strippers? Dang it, MBN—you lied to us. I deserve sexy fun time with a cute female monkey stripper for earning all 15,000 stars in the first event. Heck, every Season Champion should get a monkey stripper of their choice.
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>>741168480
Show us your search history
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>>741168981
>no one
>implying
I did 15k too as the only one on team a
In retrospect, phase 1 being shit was partially selfinflicted because we could've waited until phase 2 started and tripple+ dipped galore. Not saying 50 support-only was a good thing, but we could've made it easier on ourselves with a little patience. And yeah, that "small team" shit was complete bollocks. "Small" is like 33% of a full team, not 80%.
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>>741170648
>search history
>not already knowing exactly where to sate your twisted desires
>not having it local
ngmi
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>>741157173
My hero....Also based for giving him a huge cock.
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>>741170903
>I did 15k too as the only one on team a
I would have grinded my ass off too, but there was no way for us to finish all 5 tiers and it made me lose my motivation.
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>>741157173
>>741124721
alright, here's this one done, i didn't really have much thoughts on him until i drew his hair all messy, then the carnal lust really started settling in
https://files.catbox.moe/31ja85.png
and an alt without the cum
https://files.catbox.moe/c7ajxu.png
y'know what fellas, i bet he would do this

>>741157770
here's an interesting stat on this one, out of curiosity i recently counted up all the images i've drawn that can be interpreted as gay (ie, has a boy in the image you should want to fuck, futa images, ones with boys and girls).
out of my entire drawing career so far only 1/5 images fit that bill (133 out of 702), my stuff is barely 20% gay
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>>741147520
>The fuck do I even do?
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>>741172887
nice, great stuff
I can rest well now
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>>741172887
>20%
And if you only count monke pics?
The percentage is only that low because you draw Kanna and random fotm stuff.
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>>741172887
well I've only drawn 3 pictures in my entire life and none of them are gay, so you are therefore infinitely gayer than me
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>>741172887
Good ratio, keeps you on your toes and means you'll continue to draw a mean cock and balls.
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>>741172887
The stirrups / pants combo or whatever and toe curling are really good, love you GOAT
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>>741172887
You just know he REEKS of MEN 24/7
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>>741172887
Great shit man
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>>741047331
hello fellow monkeys, nice day for a stroll isn't it
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>>741170903
Right, sorry, I should've said not that many people here care for Social Season Events instead. And you're right, I suppose Phase 1 could've been better if we just waited for Phase 2.

>>741172887
Excellent work as usual.
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>>741172887
>barely 20% gay
no prob, more pussy stuff too
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goodnight
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boat farming is hilarious why did they make it so it stacks with itself AND bottom banana farm paths
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>>741182947
nk likes making odd ways to break farming, one of the current best farming methods is actually using a bunch of middle path druids along with your farms
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>>741172887
tfw i will never be a quarter as good at drawing monkes as you
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>>741124721
swordfight
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>>741183993
apparently it got to exploit kind of ways to basically stack the money made from druid between games so you effectively could make millions of coins with just placing a few of them so they had to fix it because bosses and shit, it's kinda funny how druid have been a staple on breaking the game with money farming because they HAVE to have one skill in their middle path that does that but people find stupid ways to make it give infinite money
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glue gunner
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>>741187797
more like goon gooner
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desperado
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>>741189301
more like despornado
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sniper monkey
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Bumps of desperation
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>>741191654
well...it's not like you *have* to bump...
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>>741184102
Psst, I'm an artist who used to draw a lot in these threads, though now my passion for monkes has all but withered away. I started drawing in 2024 just because of how inspiring Goat's art was for me, and even though I'm still far from his level now I can say I'm proud of my own work. That is to say, you can do it too anon!!! starting out is the worst part, but drawing gets easier and more FUN the more you go it.
Nevah give up
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>>741193298
do you still draw boys tho?
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>>741191525
more like sniporn monke!
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monkey sub
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>>741090068
Remove the gay lady eyelashes and yes
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Wow, I never knew how much I hated gays until I read this thread.
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Didn't ask.
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>>741195958
How sheltered must you be if this is the worst youve seen
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>>741196267
I've never had gays attach themselves to anything I like, at least not vocally so.
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>>741196267
Sensitivity is natural for the weak minded
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monkey buccaneer
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>>741173393
>I've only drawn 3 pictures
post em or you're the biggest homofag on the planet
I will accept no excuses
>>741193298
if I read this right you still draw, just not monkeys?
I'm waiting
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>>741198574
More like monkey buccumneer
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>>741195958
pussy
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Man fuck half cash. CHIMPS is a bastard but I hate half cash
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>>741172887
Damn brat needs more correction.
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>>741201496
It's easily the worst mode in the game
At least it's tucked into a corner so you don't HAVE to play it to unlock other ones.
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monkey ace
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heli pilot
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mortar monkey
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>>741093363
>bf yab
>abortion yab
>tranny yab
You are a gigantic cuck
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>>741172887
Good lord the quality. Wasn't expecting much but I kneel yet again...
>Please, my OMG (One Monkey God), don't stray off the path of hags! The gay is tempting, but mature ladymonke is peak! PEAK I SAY! Old lady Grandmaster Ninja or Elite Defender (been through some shit, eyepatch, slightly battle scarred) would bolster morale!
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>>741183993
>one of the current best farming methods is actually using a bunch of middle path druids along with your farms
QRD?
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any of the old A, B (tbf I think they were already dead last time I was active for CT here), or C teams still around and looking for a member? I need to get the steam cheevos for social seasons

>>741208954
nta but its exactly how it sounds. spamming x4x druids is more cost effective than spamming only farms. theyve been subject to a lot of balance changes so im not sure exactly where they sit now but afaik theyre still solid, if not as broken as they were a few updates ago
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>>741201496
>Man fuck half cash
I've never met a single person who likes half cash.
At best you read copes like
>it's perfect for your instas and cash drops! :D
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>>741209007
A is still going, although half of it or so doesn't really play so I'm sure someone could get kicked to add you.
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>>741209098
People use insta monkeys? Fucking psychos they are
Half cash sucks purely because it is almost always the same strat for most maps
At least with normal cash you csn have some variety as you can get a defence going and farm some cash but that still ends up being samey. At least you don't have to stick to that one method in normal cash though
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>>741209287
>Half cash sucks purely because it is almost always the same strat for most maps
Refresh my memory, what strat?
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>>741209007
>any of the old A, B (tbf I think they were already dead last time I was active for CT here), or C teams still around and looking for a member? I need to get the steam cheevos for social seasons
Send your request

MMZMPYML
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>>741209746
>Send your request
But like HOW though...
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>>741209223
>>741209746
request sent, cheers anons
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>>741211146
I think I remember your name from somewhere.
Have you been in A team before?
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>>741209346
80% of the time is something in the lines of slowly building these up to maximize the damage they do and stack it up slowly being upgraded, so you will see a lot of strats that use some combination of:
Sauda
2 or so 203 subs
301 Alchemist(s)
024 bomb shooters
042 and sometimes 024 Magic Monkeys
402 or 420 snipers
420 ice monkeys
024 glue gunners
XX2 villages usually the two paths to maximize the buffs and range
There's some more or some less, that's depending on the map sizes or something they can change but you will be most likely to use these for the purpose of starting with Sauda as she's the cheapest hero that can be put ASAP to use as much of her buff to make her a nuke with the Bloons pray passive to make her to more damage to stuff already getting stunned and or just make retarded amounts of damage with least cash possible using the alchemist extra damage buff for weaker towers that have fast fire rate and multiple projectiles that can also do it in an area
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>>741211875
Thanks for taking the type to type that all out, you're a good one, have a great day.
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>>741211414
yeah, maybe a year, year and a half ago. CT was fun but left when i wasnt wanting to do them weekly and didnt want to take up a slot. i recognise a couple names from back then

also, even longer ago, i played coop with some anons which led to the double cash incident, after which the schizo spammed my name for a couple of threads before he got bored of ban evading, so i guess it could be that if youve been around long enough
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>>741211875
based

>>741212108
>which led to the double cash incident
based
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>>741212108
>so i guess it could be that if youve been around long enough
We've all been here forever and none of us will ever leave.
It's our personal kind of hell.
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Why monkey men when Brickell exists?
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>>741212823
have you seen, smelt or tasted Dandy Candy?
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>>741212823
Brickell wouldn't squeal in cute French whimpering surrender when given a 'dueling thrust'.
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how do i become a monkey
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>>741215813
depends, how black are you?
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>could've gotten the timeline where sincastermon drew bloons /ss/ instead of monkey fags
we were robbed...
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>>741216029
i'm a real nigga
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dartling gunner
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>>741218651
At this point half the thread posts is just you bumping lol
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>>741218851
i bump here and there too
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>>741211875
How do I get to where I can afford some of those? I put down a Boomerang monkey for early rounds, and sold him for Sauda, but after placing a couple of subs, I flopped.
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i remember when we used to do co-ops a lot more often here, there was that one guy who only used corvus as a hero i saw every now and then
i always found it funny when he slowed hard parts of waves down to kill bloons with corvus, so i'd just hit the x2 speed button and watch him struggle to keep up with the speed
sorry it was way too funny
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>>741218962
never sell for one, the money you lose in sellback is way too vital in half cash. second, put sauda down first and manage her lvl3 ability for leaks. boomer is a pretty bad choice as a first tower, dart is a much better option as all 3 of his t3's are quite strong for the price
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>>741219256
>put Sauda down first
I'm not trying to correct you or anything, but I can't afford her in the first round
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>>741219337
i guess that's true, but if you have the knowledge for the free dart then do that first and just save up a little for sauda
i really thought she was cheap enough for a r1 placement on half cash, haven't used her for a while
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>>741201496
>>741209098
Is it that bad?
I always play Half-Cash with x2 money so it's regular game when I do it lol
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>>741219093
Top 10 anime betrayals
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>>741219630
it's not that bad. it's not *fun*, sure, but you have 100 lives, only goes to 80, and a relatively concise amount of strategies. it's really only shit on some advanced and most of expert maps, but basically everything is on those so whatever
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>>741219630
So if you're not actually playing half cash, why reply?
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>>741219439
I think you usually afford her either mid round 4 or after round 4 if you only use the free dart?
She might be usable from the start with the social season perk where your first monkey is even cheaper.
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Just noticed in CT pink leader has an alt which is the exact same high level as his main, kek what dedication
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>>741219807
>it's not that bad. it's not *fun*
Huh, sounds about right, maybe I'll try it with normal cash on an Advanced map later to see how lame it is.
>>741219835
Reading comprehension is at an all time low
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>>741220072
>Reading comprehension is at an all time low
nta, you aren't playing it though, x2 cash on half cash is just regular hard mode, i don't get how you think otherwise
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>>741219337
>>741219439
the cheaper first monkey perk does allow you to put her in the first round but you have to unlock them in social seasons, and they haven't come back
those perks are fucking insane tho, just the first two were longer range, bouncy projectiles and that, it's really OP and it's weird they can't be unlocked right now and are time gated to a specific moment
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>>741220326
Technicallly there's still some income deficit since you get half the money from sources which is to say the boats + monkey farms and some other loose change abilities that give profits like druids and the powers iirc
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What are the most Jewish towers in the game? (not counting farms)
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>>741220326
Again, reading comprehension is at an all time low, holy shit.
I never claimed it was easy or anything, I was just wondering if it was actually any hard considering I used x2 cash on it and never experienced the gamemode the intended way.
Actual retards (implying you aren't just the same guy).
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>>741221893
Jews don't exist in the Bloons universe, not since, well...
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>>741221893
Geraldo by several orders of magnitude.
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>>741221893
Benj-
>>741222791
Yeah its Geraldo
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>>741222082
to give more of an answer, it's not hard per say, but it's more on it being very limiting in what you can and have to do to win, as most of the time you'll use the same strategies or very similar in nature as your pool of money doesn't really allow to use all your favorite towers, in expert and some advanced maps you may as well have to use a guide for the position and time of what and when to put it because the exits and distance may not cover up the towers that are usually cheap to do it in the regular half cash, not to mention that if you're using a non-sauda or cheap hero, you might go on rounds on end without even having the money to put them and loose easy round level ups
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>>741222082
So if you're not actually playing half cash, why reply?
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>>741223831
Not the x2 cash anon but are you mentally impaired? Read the fucking reply chain, he's curious about it since he hasn't experienced the mode properly.
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>>741124721
>A duel? Foolish... Now choose your weapon!
>*unzips dick*
>So you have chosen the sword? I won't lose!
>*monke unzips a longer dick than mine*
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>>741224258
>still loses
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>>741225163
it's a pyrrhic victory
a moral victory, even
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So who's ACTUALLY responsible for sending all these bloons to our borders?
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>>741225707
orangutans on the opposite side of the planet having fun parties and just letting balloons go
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>>741225771
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>>741225707
For what I've gathered on the lore and shit, the Bloons (and seems that some non-monkey manned towers) are kind of sentient beings that just kinda want to have territory by passing by those areas to make more of them too or produce more since they get popped easily, they make themselves with bloontonium and whatever rubber they get, judging from the bosses they are also powerful enough to do some reality shifting shit and make more bloons themselves, so it's probably the bloon bosses themselves are what tells them to go.
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>>741225439
I told you guys but nobody listened
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Everyone knows the monkeys started the war
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>>741226756
This is AI. Don't believe this.
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>>741230753
me on the left
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>>741230753
Two monkeys?
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monkey boys or monkey girls?
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>>741232624
there are two monkeys looking at each other
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>>741234583
girls
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>>741234583
monkey
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>>741234583
Neither are safe from plapping.
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Druids
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Alchemists
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>>741047331
>Thread on /v/ nearing 3 days
It's over. The internet has collapsed. Billions must denounce Vishnu
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>>741238657
Yeah they're just Druids they're sex enough like that
>>741240653
more like Alcumist
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>>741240767
Only because of one guy spamming bumps
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I can't believe the guy who draws sexy monkeys comes to /v/, very keyed.
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>>741244848
...are you joking?
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>>741234583
There's a difference?
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>>741225439
pretty sure this was a map in baatd
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>>741234583
girls are gay
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>>741247298
you're gay
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>>741249196
and so are girls



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