>>741058358
Calling dips on his steam deck once he passes...
Also his cards collection...

>>741058358
Duke 3d

that would have been one of a hell ick on eck picture what a missed opportunity.

>>741058358
meet n fuck kingdom

>>741058358
jesus christ the size of that americans arm and hand

>>741058615
meet n' WHUUHH???!?
asshole, I was gonna post that

super deepthroat

>reddit_repost237894023709.png
Christ...

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>>741058693
That terrify you or something?

Where's the 'ick?

>>741063245
Realistically, what can you do in this situation?

>>741063245
i was just poking fun of amerifat but your whole post is just an ai video
it really sucks you can't banter between countries anymore because of this crap
you're a poor 3rd worlder who was better off not born

>>741063694
Call him a mutt and hope it stuns him long enough for me to flee

>>741063694
for starters don't run like a moron lmao who runs like that.

>>741058358
Look at that fatty arm. What a fat fuck.

>>741063918
why do you boomers cope and call everything ai
your aging brains are so fucking cooked
im gonna have so much fun fucking with you when you get into an old person home

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>>741063918
pretty sure this video existed before the ai boom

>>741063918
>make bad/poor joke
>it's just banter, silly american
kys

>>741063918
This video existed before AI could make videos even barely good. 1/10 bait cause i replied

>>741063918
>ai video
newfag

>>741063694
magazine dump

>>741058358
How can the doctors be stumped if he's obviously a fat fuck? Stop being a fat fuck, it's simple

>>741058358
turn back leddit frog

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>>741058615
>>741059781
>>741064465
it's even funnier for the 100000000th time!

>>741063245
>falls down
>immediately raises head

>>741063694
Not get into that situation in the first place.

>>741058358
Probably had a reaction to the mustard gas coming from his deck. Very typical occurrence.

>>741063694
Don't be a little faggot tranny

>>741063245
Name me a more undeserving first world title than this shit country lmao

>>741066103
noone thinks shartistan is first-world anymore

>>741064378
this honestly best time to get away with murder . they charging at you and being 5x your size would instantly convince any judge you feared for your safety and them immediately attacking him means self defense justified

>>741063245
imagine doing all that for the sake of your jewish masters, literal amerigolems

>>741058358
unironically a clean install of BOTW and restart it all over again until i croak

>>741063694
fucking shoot him? lol

>>741063245
>Twink/tranny pisses off big buff corn-fed guys
>Thinks he can outrun them or do anything against them

Kek

Hes fat, let me guess, 30 years on american diet.

>>741063694
I'd retreat back, but faster.
Yea, that'll work...

>>741063245
What protest was this from? We have so many nowadays.

>>741058358
Super Mario Galaxy 2 I guess

>>741058358
ski free

>>741063694
I'd crouch as he leans at me so he falls over my body, then use my incredible strength to punch him so he flies upwards by a few hundred metres. All of his gay little fuckwad followers would scatter in fear. It's honestly a pretty easy situation to get out of if you have your wits about you...just requires not being a pussy bitch really

>>741058358
This is what being a Deckie does to you?

>>741067212
You might call him fat, but if you had a bag of cheese flavored doritos and some vanilla coke on your desk, you'd be gorging yourself right now.

>>741064504
This but unironically

>>741058358
what will he do when his 'eck runs out of battery?

>>741063245
Consider this
The big guy just slapped him around and let him go
If the troon had a gun he would have unloaded his entire mag without remorse
This is why you guys are losing to troons

>>741058358
Dark Souls 2

>>741063694
Knife in throat. Also big guy won't expect resistance so you can ko him in one punch, you don't need too much force to do that. Not that guy though

>>741067461
>This is why you guys are losing to troons
>hey kid, go do a crime
ok mr glowinthedark

>>741063694
shoot him in the knee

>>741067597
That's right, stay in your room jacking off and don't do shit

>>741058358
not being a fat piece of shit 2

>>741067461
>This guy only assaulted him after being told words
Sure will convince the judge to not stick him in for 2 years.

>>741063694
Use your superior agility to get behind him and hit him in the back for critical damage

>>741067647
not doing crimes for you no matter your provocation tactics

>>741058358
>factorio until I’m happy with my bases
gonna make it to 400

>>741063694
Teleport behind him.

>>741063694
lay down and pretend to be dead

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>>741058358
I remember last year I was arguing with someone here about some stupid shit, when suddenly I had a known health condition flare up.
I manage to call an ambulance, they arrive and take me away, I get treated and put on some IVs yada yada etc. And ALL I could think about on the uncomfortable hospital bed while having painkillers shoved down my veins (and possibly dying) was that the faggot I was arguing with was going to think he won the argument because he got the last word.

>>741063694
beat the shit out of that libtard fag

>>741067887
LMAO

>>741067461
Its funny how anti-gun you people get depending on the situation. You are the people of nothing.

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>>741063694
Stand your ground. Assume a firm stance and just as he's within bitch-slapping proximity, shift your weight onto your dominant foot and drive it into his nuts.

You'll probably get raped by the pack of niggers behind him, but at least you did some life-long damage before getting taken out.

That's actually a terrifying thought, walking past a political chimpout (either side, doesn't matter), and getting mistaken by either group as the opposition.

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>>741067887

vanilla worlo.
night elf starting zone as a druid.
home...

>>741063245
as if the average 300kg mutt looks like that
keep coping lard ass

>>741063694
Stand still
If you appear weak and sub and still get jumped the public around will try to get the big guy off you because you appear so pathetic that it's not worth it

>>741063918
Projection final boss, he "bantered" back you sperg

>>741058358
when i die i hope my final post gets a lot of updoots on reddit, thats my ultimate wish in life

>>741067887
Fucking lmao

>>741063694
just kick him in the balls
but might be hard since they are tiny from roids abuse I guess

>>741063245
keep fighting your own countrymen at the public stunts where 1/10 participants is a fed, that will sure change things for the better

>>741068352
Do you think arguing with me on 4chan made the world better?

>>741067887
>win battle
>lose in cutscene

Mario 64

>>741067887
kek

Medicine is a Jewish scam you dont need to go to the doctor just eating healthy and exercising is enough to defeat this Jewish scam

>>741063694
Get on my knees and present bussy

>>741063245
Damn some of you can't tell AI? We're fucking cooked.

>>741063694
try to appear larger than you are
flail your arms and shout

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>>741067887
>Anon, it's (You), you need to call him a faggot RIGHT NOW! It's your last chance!

>>741063694
i would not wear tacticool gear because i look like a retarded larper, considering i would never dare to actually use it

>>741063245
>he dared to say fuck israel?
>that really makes my blood boil
>GRRRRR
>goy chaaarge!

>>741058358
lmao this reminds me
>few years ago
>get heavy into “alternative cannabis” because i live in country where weed is illegal
>i could just get real weed but it’s a hassle, also im a sperg and dont wanna deal with some rando each time to get some
>been ordering delta 8 thc and hhc, hhc-o all those ones online for ages because of some grey area loophole
>gummies, vapes, oil tinctures, the whole shebang
>this goes on for 2 years, nearly high every single day, even miscalculated an edible and woke up high, was still buzzed until lunchtime at work
>suddenly get fainting spells
>one time made it to work, suddenly found myself staring at the sky
>another time randomly woke up on my bedroom floor
>another time i was at gym, luckily just done with benchpress set because i conked out on the bench
>got sick after coming to that time
>also each time, i wake up in a pool of cold sweat, and my vision is like tv static
>not a seizure from what people say, i just collapse and am out for a few seconds
>it’s a miracle i havent cracked my face open during these black outs
>decide to get it checked out because wtf
>blood: OK
>hydration: OK
>blood pressure: OK
>kidneys and such: OK
>leave hospital and even decline a kidney ultrasound followup a fee months later because i dont wanna waste hospital staff’s time, because i know myself damn well why im fainting, and also havent passed out since
>figure i probably poisoned myself with impure lab-made fake weed
>decide im gonna throw out all the fake shit especially the vapes, because god knows what you’re inhaling, heavy metals or some shit, this shit doesnt get the testing for quality because it’s grey area (illegal)
>clear my search history and all that because i figured if im gonna croak, no ones gotta know i was jerking off to obese girls getting anal gangbanged
>reformat steam deck because i had WEG and stuff like TK17 on there kek
> been fine for ages now, still get high occasionally

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>>741058358
That's Dark Souls 1 right? What location is that? It looks like that one shack you find Golden Vow in in Elden Ring, but it looks like Dark Souls. I'm usually good at this sort of thing.

implying I will live past 50

>>741064395
Maybe not so much stumped that it happened but rather stumped that he didn't flatline completely.

>>741058358
Project Nortubel

>>741067887
Nah you got it backwards, the absolutely best thing you can do mid argument is just drop it and walk away. This causes massive seethe in your opponent because they so desperately want that reply, and just leaving it hanging is like edging with no climax. Sometimes they melt down so badly they just keep replying to your last post trying to bait a response.

>>741063245
Nice generated video pajeet
>>741063694
Second ammendment is what you cucks always brag about it

>>741063694
Beg. Tell that big brute that you'll suck his cock and offer to eat his shit.

>>741064378
This.
He's probably too illiterate to read a magazine.

>>741069713
that video is old as fuck. cope, you dorky impotent raging libtard

>>741058358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

>>741063230
reddit screenshot threads are a part of modern /v/ culture, just like gacha and e-celeb threads

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>completely stumped

>>741058358
HL3, hopefully

>>741070387
Good news, anon! You're going to live forever!

>>741063245
Those soft little slaps got that fucking skeleton shaking lol

>>741069703
True
I keep checking if I got an answer and waste time on other threads waiting
I also think that waiting until page 10 and then sage-answering is good to induce seethe

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>>741068421
kek

>>741058434
>his
>he
Respect her pronouns

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>>741063694
What God intended you to do

I hope you guys aren’t glorifying violence.

>>741071024
Violence should be normal. A nigger comes chimping out on me? I take it down. This should be normal in a human civilization.
You hurt me\try to hurt me? I kill you. End of story. Your life isn't worth shit if you can't act normally with other humans.

>>741067887
Did you make it back in time, before the thread archived, to call him a faggot?

>>741067887
Damn, blud dismantled your argument so hard you ended up in the hospital with stage 4 butthurt. AND YOU KEPT OBSESSING OVER IT.
Generational L. You've put your descendents into aura debt gng.

>>741067887
what the fuck was the argument even about for you to be that serious? i couldnt give a shit if i win an argument here or not. i cant fathom why you fags care about winning arguments here. for all you know it's a bot. for all you know you are letting yourself be bothered by some brazilian gorilla as he shits and eats out of a trough.

i only argue here because i want to learn the other one's viewpoint. unfortunately most of the time, i find the other side has nothing to say and just wants to argue. sometimes just asking about someone's viewpoint causes a meltdown. it's fuckin' weird.

>>741071221
Chat is this true?

>>741058358
Pong. Might as well be poetic and end with the game that started it all.

>>741070668
kek, you little fucker that’s devilish.
also:
>making an actual effortpost
>thread fucking dies or is pruned just as i hit post
i like to think i proper pissed off a janny when that happens but im coping

>>741071275
Factchecked by true patriots.

>>741070954
what happens here

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>>741070954
kek

>>741067421
He starts to 'ick on 'eck post

>>741071314
Bro got asked to do a kickflip and couldn’t do it.

>>741071278
You mean The Game?

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>>741067887
>my shitposting is causing trannies on here to go into cardiac arrest
kek i love it

>>741070954
>the only one brave enough in the mutt land is a 17 year teen

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>>741067887
>mfw my shitposting is sending anons straight to the ER

>>741067205
it was a woman

>>741063918
that webm is older than you, thirdie

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>>741071730
I'd say that makes the video worse, but it might be why the guy just slapped her several times. He didn't like punch her, but that would still be assault and it was on video. If you look at it slowly, it looked like he knocked something out of her hand, and you see something go flying. I'm assuming it was mace/pepper spray, so the guy might have just been defending himself from being sprayed by slapping it out of her hand.

>>741071730
Xer identified as a woman

>>741070286
Its an allergy.

>>741070954
Kek, I watched the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and it was the most retarded and hilarious thing ever, but the prosecution have nobody but themselves to blame for losing that case, specifically that retarded fuckwad gauge wearing hippie Wal-Mart stocker who showed up to court looking like he spent all night smoking and drinking, then blatantly said something so retarded that it became an automatic win for the defense. It was almost on par with the O.J Simpson trial desu

I feel like Kyle has faded from the internet/media's attention anyway. He became a political tool for the Trump compaign, and I believe he failed the test for getting into the Army or the Marines? He said he went to "provide aid" like medical support and brought a gun for self-defense, but going to a riot like that is retarded. It was pure chaos and lawlessness, obviously people were going to be looting, murdering, assaulting, etc. He wanted to play hero, and all that ended up happening is two guys were killed, but after it was discovered one of the guys he killed was a sex offender it became okay, not that Kyle knew that at the time.

>>741067887
Don't feel bad. Pettiness is quite common and the result of a lot of poor choices being made. Some people are so prideful or narcissistic that they will go to extreme levels to have the final say/laugh. Hell, there have been murders committed over such pettiness. I think I read a story where a guy tracked a guy down on Call of Duty for talking shit to him and then shot him.

>>741068515
>I don't believe in western medicine
>Homeopathic medicine

Lots of people don't believe in western medicine, or even any type of medicine. At least you don't believe in the power of "prayer" to cure medical issues or magic stones/rocks/crystal. If you do die from something that could have been cured with western medicine then it'll simply be your own fault as you made your decision and hill to die on, and you have the freedom to do so. Steve Jobs could have been alive today, but he didn't believe in western medicine, and instead believed in homeopathetic stuff, so he passed away. It was revealed that if he had sought treatment sooner, he could have easily survived and most likely would still be alive today.

>>741072201
my demons are a little different

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>>741067887
>arguments with anons can send them to the hospitals
We should stop arguing and ragebaiting. Words have too much power.

>>741058358
Ned Flanders ahh

>>741072201
You forgot to mention the state lines being crossed, tranny.

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>>741063245
imagine an american man, bigger and taller than you manhandling you like their little bitch lol

Wow a video games thread finally

>>741069703
My favorite is to reply to a different poster in a thread so they never get the you and someone else gets it instead for free.

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>>741058358
My final video game would be Starfield.
>Why in the world would you pick such a shit game?!
If I'm going to hell I'd want early head start

>>741075676
i sometimes lurk /v/ and other boards specifically to find a thread where two anons are going at it but not exactly in a flame war (yet), then i pretend to be one of them (doesnt work on boards witb ID obviously) and reply in a way that makes them look like they’re sperging out like replying FUCK YOU in all caps

>>741063694
Idk, i'd add a kick on the fag's head I guess.

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>>741058358
>i may be dying of something
>quick, let's take a pic with my console and put on the internet for attention and like(you)
i am in Hell

>>741058358
>last game i will ever play potentially
>dark souls 3
i hate this gay ass world

>>741063694
Dodge his attacks and then hit him when you see an opening, then just repeat until he goes down.

>>741072201
It was an automatic win for the defense because there was video evidence proving it was self defense.

>>741063245
>retards think this ancient video is AI
Fucking lmao
Anyway that fat fucking retard dying of obesity in bed isn't the same thing as that man mountain. The hippy twink getting slapped is also American FYI

>>741076415
What is left for him?

>>741067717
woosh

>>741072201
>guy defends himself
>actually thats against the law
its been years and you faggots are still stuck on this

>>741076750
you can't cross a state border with the expectation of defending yourself

>>741063694
hit that little faggot harder? idk

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>>741069327
>vapes

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>>741076415
One time I legitimately thought I was dying because of a mini-seizure, the last thing I did before laying down in bed was leave a post in my usual /vg/ general (the only "friends" I have), saying goodbye and how I'm about to croak.
Couple of hours later I recover, I check out my post and see not a single reply, not a single (You) everyone just going on about the usual stuff in the thread as always despite me posting in that thread for like 10 years.

>>741072315
>I read a story where a guy tracked a guy down on Call of Duty for talking shit to him and then shot him.
Now thats a winner, a real man, a chad with deeication.

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>>741067887
lmfao

>>741073848
hey hi im big fat and ugly i can rape you and punch your stomache if you give me your address

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>>741072201
>Have a fent addict that kicked a sitting child in the back of the head, a pedophile that was on video screaming "SHOOT ME" at strangers multiple times, a escaped mental patient who hit him twice with a skateboard while running away, and a wife beating drunk pothead burglar with an illegal firearm he was on video pointing.

>Have multiple angles of HD video showing the defendant fleeing from armed pursuers, and getting struck multiple times by deadly weapons before even considering retaliating then only firing when he was knocked down, and being attacked flat on his back, and having a gun pointed at him.

>Kid your supposed to try, and put away is a fucking saint with no criminal history putting out fires, cleaning up graffiti

>The worst thing you have on him is he is a patriot who tried to get into the marines, but was too short (Not ideal when you're trying to say he's a gigachad who could wrestle off an angry mob)

Prosecutors have nightmares about getting forced to take this sort of case. If you think you could have done anything with this you've never even been downwind of a courthouse.

>>741058358
guys really post shit like this then make fun of women for taking pictures of expensive restaurant meals

>>741072201
>but after it was discovered one of the guys he killed was a sex offender it became okay
He was a child rapist, a jewish child rapist, Kyle killed a jewish child rapist, why is that not okay?

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>every year since I was 11 I've watched the New Years fireworks in Thunderbluff in WoW
>Even 20+ years later I don't care about retoilet WoW or the game in general
>Ritualistically I'll resub around November and use it as a chat room
>Watch the fireworks in TB on New Years again
>tears in my eye I remember by whole life every year
>Wonder if I'll have a chance to do it again before I die

>>741058358
Sounds like he's not dying. Seems mean to say he is.

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I spent a year and a half thinking i had lung cancer before i went to the doc. That time was so painful i no longer remember it

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>>741077921

It's even funnier when it's emulation shit.
>download rom
>spend 3 hours going through different shader packs, samplers, upscaling programs and screen filter combinations
>post results on social media
>spend another 3 hours arguing with other videophiles about Vagrant Story simply MUST be played on an OLED
Literally pic related but for men.

>>741078537
what vidya did you play though

>>741058524
Same.

>>741072201
It was fake, moron.

>>741058615
That sounds about right, a nostalgic wank for a final dop spike.

>>741058358
I would also pick dark souls 3

>>741063694
2nd amendment, what else. You brown that have never sucked a loaded gun when you were born or something?

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>>741058358
probably kingdom hearts one, just the title screen with the music as i slip away. fills me with memories of being a much nicer person as a kid, and i always remember a sleep over with my old best buddy where we started at hollow bastions intro and made it to the final boss while eating pizza and playing dumb shit on a soundboard he somehow had installed on something like an LG 800G tracphone. Never did beat the game that night and it just stayed a save file, still there after over a decade. I think about it alot.

maybe id rest my hand on the start button so it makes the ui noise when i die.

>>741058358
Deck is trash.

Have a good day

I played Runescape on my phone while in intensive care.
Could've gone out grinding Archeology the way Zaros intended.

>>741063694
As the smaller guy, if your life is threatened the only reliable out is to maximize violence. Shank the fucker as hard and often as possible or go for the vitals like the throat if you can. Or just fucking shoot him.

>>741067461
>If the troon had a gun he would have unloaded his entire mag without remorse
And when has that ever happened?

>>741077886
>>The worst thing you have on him is he is a patriot who tried to get into the marines, but was too short
>Look up his height
>he's two inches taller than me
>and three inches taller than my brother who's in the Marines

>>741063694
aggressively shit myself, that will discourage any potential attacker

>>741063694
Jump to avoid grab then either do a grab or a full combo
Ez gg

>>741077198
/vg/ cliques are usually just full of cunty seamonkeys

>>741058358
karryns prison

>>741064378
100% this, self defense n'shit

>>741072201
nah getting lynched by deranged goons is a better option

>>741063918
Hate to break it to you bud but it's not ai.

https://www.reuters.com/world/police-break-up-scuffles-between-demonstrators-arrest-two-oregons-state-capital-2020-09-08/

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>>741072442
You were going good until steve jobs. Wikileaks confirmed he had full blown aids, by the time it was full aids normal treatments were useless and decided to stay away from slow, useless pharmaceutical dying. Its similar when very old people get borderline terminal cancers and go out naturally. Being haphazardly kept alive by medicine when death is inevitable is worse than going out natural. My 95 year old grandmother chose the later vs chemo and cancer pills and had an easier passing. Steve jobs was never going to live, he knew this.

>>741063694
quickly unequip all my gear to get me below 25% of load and try to roll out of his aggro zone
if he manages to catch me, unleash my last resort of pissing and shitting myself simultaneously while screeching like a bird getting disemboweled, as loud as i can

>>741058358
>when your body hates you so much it becomes allergic to itself

>>741063694
arrow in the knee

>>741077028
>you can't cross a state border
Why are some people hung up on "state lines" like its some sort of magic slam dunk that means anything. Literally all that means is that the case falls within the federal government's jurisdiction instead of the local government's.

>>741063694
Slap the sissy liberal with your fat meaty arms.

>>741081336
Rules are different for you, cabron.