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>>741130564That's what you retards said about reboot Lara and OG Lara and they are entirely different characters with different backstories and personalities.
>>741130564correct, she's still the same crystal dynatrash shit slop that belongs in the trash
not going to play unreal engine indian slop
>>741130564They should retcon her change in design that Lara underwent multiple breast reduction operations
>>741130564Ask the horse.
>>741130564no.
>>741132663wrong lara
>>741130564Really?Rape kino is back on menu
Eh, at least this time around she has a voice actress that doesn't suck.I fucking hated Camilla Luddington. She had the most obnoxious voice.
>>741130564>real Lara who exists solely to chase adrenaline and soaks herself every time she commits a murder or defaces a culturally significant landmark will never return:(
When women say adventure they just mean getting their back blown out by chad. Exploration and discovery is a sexual act.
>>741133675>99th percentile (20%)I'm too tired for this. why are they listing percentiles and percentages at the same time.shouldn't it be 99th (1%)?
>>741133910nevermind. I just re-read that top line on the right.
>>741132663Where does this Lara Croft horse meme even come from?
>>741134061Straight from the horse's cock
>>741130651I've never heard anyone say that. I've always heard it as OG Lara being in her 30s and reboot Lara being in her 20s. Always the same character
>>741133675shalom, had a good lunch rabbi? goyim demoralization is going well
>>741134061porn
>>741132663HELOL HORSIE how are YOU
>>741132663Mr Horse does atlantis Lara feel the same as survivor Lara?
Can you guys tell me why you claim to hate feminism but like Tomb Rider?Why that black woman in Uncharted beating Nathan triggers you but Lara beats up and kills men and smashes the patriarchy and violently tortures rapists but you clap?Is it really that easy to sell you guys woke ideology so long as the feminist character pushing that shit has a lot of porn?
>>741134701nadine ugly
>>741133675Most the dudes in the 99th percentile ugly. They just got game
>>741134701I'll do you one better. tell me why feminists hate the original lara croft when she's literally an embodiment of what they espouse?
>>741135001By "feminists" do you mean grifters like Anita or strawmen you saw in your "liberals btfod by ben shapiro" compilations?Because 1990 Lara was feminist garbage that you guys refuse to admit was feminist because "nooo woke games didn't exist until i got radicalized post 2016"
>>741130564Both absolute semen demons
>>741135001She's hot and feminism weaponized women's fears and deep seated hatred of more attractive women. And demonized the very idea of attempting to be more attractive to men in favor of hating men and turning it into something to unite women and also gaslight them into lesbianism and transexualism. It's too late for the barren manless 35+ women and pooners now. They are so disillusioned pathetic and crashing out everywhere online that isn't a bubble managed by bots and algorithms. The ones that double and triple down and call women who don't follow feminist ideals and the dyke sisterhood grooming gang propoganda "pick-mes" and sellouts. It's bad out there. AnywayYeah, it's because she's hot.
>>741135001Since >>741135067brought it up, I actually went to look directly.https://feministfrequency.com/video/rise-of-the-tomb-raider-review/>2013’s Tomb Raider reboot gave us a new, and at least superficially more human, Lara Croft.>Gone were the cartoonish features and Barbie doll proportions of the legendary adventurer.Literally the first two sentences. So yeah "too sexy" and not a """real person""" are literally the reasons.
>>741135067>By "feminists" do you mean grifters like Anita or strawmen you saw in your "liberals btfod by ben shapiro" compilations?no I mean the devs of the series.
>>741135306That's nice anon but Feministfrequency was LITERALLY made by Anita Sarkeesian.
>>741130564>more experiencedi'll say! HIYO!
>>741135475That's the point. Anita was considered the "standard" for feminism ideology in videogames for over a decade.If you ask why feminists hate original lara, this is it.
Lara Croft only exists because Toby Gard realized gamers are all gooners who’d rather play as a chick with big tits than a normal male action hero
>>741135571>Anita was considered the "standard" for feminism ideology in videogames for over a decade.So actual feminist media like old Tomb Rider is not woke anymore because you think what a grifter said is the word of god?If Anita definition of feminism and grifts are representatives of the ideology, then Asmongold is a representative of the chud 4chan ideology.
>>741133675>32th
>>741135646>because you think what a grifter said is the word of god?The industry certainly did. And it would intellectually dishonest to pretend she's had no influence on it.>If Anita definition of feminism and grifts are representatives of the ideology, then Asmongold is a representative of the chud 4chan ideology.Maybe, not that I care.
>>741134061A long time ago some guy made a very elaborate animation series in SFM (I think) where she fucks a horse. Iirc he made a lot of money on it because this was before the Patreon porn crackdown.
>>741135646>still ignoring the dev commentary
>>741135919I'm pretty sure he doesn't use sfm, actually.Still active and his website's still up too.t. knower.
>>741135571Anita and the ghoulish disgusting 2 dollar crack whore Zoe Quinn were litterally fucking big money backed grifters pushed into the forefront to infect and destroy the gaming industry by epstein types. The disgusting cunts were brought before the UN for fucks sake. If that doesn't scream they are just Greta Thunberg tier plants I don't know what does. Once women realized they could make money and get power and clout by persecuting and destroying men THEY DID IT. Now their all 100% fucked, distrusted by men, being denied jobs as well as fired at record rates from their once assured well payed babysitting middle management/office slut jobs. They know it and can feel it. They even started erecting strawmen consisting of whatever popular male group they can find or creating "litterally me" totally unlikeable female characters to insert into male dominated and aimed media.
>>741135605And yet Duke Nukem 3D was still a massive success.
>>741136175DOOK NOOKEMFOOK YEA
Crystal Dynamics final attempt to co-opt the original saga. They'll probably do remakes of 2 and 3 just to make sure.
>>741130564Where's the horse or dog?
>>741134701Because she's hot. That's it. It's the same fucking story every time. The most insufferable man hating feminist will drop her panties the moment the handsome billionaire rapist gives her attention. It's the same with /v/. All talk about ideology is meaningless bullshit. People like attractive people.
>>741130564I can't believe they still haven't patched her face on the PC / Steam platform to the one in the PS4 definitive edition. Her face looks absolutely godawful in it.
>>741130564>>741130701Tits still too small to be the real Lara
>>741134701Because the games are fun and Lara (Classic and LAU versions at least) is cool. The feminists are in your head rent free. They've beaten you.
>>741130564NONE of them is the real Lara anyway.
>>741139303LAU Lara isnt cool shes an overly sentimental fucking cheesy dork written by californians, fucking CRINGE character if you actually go back and play those games, whinign about muh mother and muh dada constantly, fucking SHITBITCH
>>741130564But what about the horses?
>>741139729The Japan level is enough to prove you wrong. Just because she isn't a borderline psychopath like Classic Lara doesn't make her uncool.
>>741140014the japan level is the only time she is half as charismatic as classic Lara. Yes I will admit she was genuinely cool and fun in that Japan level. Every other level she stops every 5 seconds to admire the beauty of some faggot tomb classic lara would have scoffed at and dumped a big nasty shit on or getting emotional about how her parents used to visit there or whatever. Shit characterBUT YES i did enjoy when you could tell her panties were soaking at the prospect of killing the Japanese mob boss, that was kino
>>741134436this mindbroken /pol/ack still simping for roasties kek
>>741130564>i made this>you made this?>...>i made this
>>741130564and? what am I supposed to be mad about?
