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>>741133747Isn't she supposed to be a 50ft tall giant? Wtf?
>>741133808the jötnar are not necessarily large in size
>>741133916>jötnar
>>741133916They should be, Freya certainly should be.
thing is we all know that this hate is meaningless and the game will sell like crazy and be a GOTY contender so why don't we drop this pretending act ? You've been shitting on new GOW for the past 8 years and bragged about not touching them and now you care soooo much that we have 200 threads/day ?
>>741133998in the original lore they are mainly human sized, the term giant is a translation issue
>>741134019this anon is having a blast
>>741134039No, that's what google says. But is not.
Why is wife of Kratos a complete hag? he should not have to settle for a raggedy crusty cunt who looks like a total nag who gets on his case for having a mug of ale
>>741134069ok
>Excalibur, for some reason, is plunged inside a gelatinous cube >We don't know how it got there, but the story might tell us >Why is the cube sentient? What is the cube? >The game mixes all kinds of deities/religions and mythologies together >Arthurian stuff >Sword in the stone>Sword in the jello cube >Laufey is THE ONE, and I guess nobody else could free the sword except her It's all so retarded.
OW RIGHT IN HIS FIREBALLS
>>741133747>Oi Cubey!So random XD
>>741134019>a game meant for retards will sell well with retards>akshually this proves it's goodthe majority liking something only proves it's bad
>>741133998Freya isn't a jotun tho, she's Aesir. Talking actual norse mythology now, no idea what hollywood norse mythology is rewriting it as
>>741134019>slop sellsIndeed
>>741134019It will sell half the copies of Ragnarok. max.
I have femoid protagonist fatigue.It feels like they don't even make games with male protags. It's always custom protag or female protag.> INBF: Crimson desertOh yeah and i remember you 4chan "anti trans anti feminist" chuds IMMEDIATLY modded the game to turn the male protagonist into a woman.
>>741134502If you want to see more men just say that, fagboy
>>741134502custom is just the easiest inoffensive option and /v/ even defends it. You would think its because of all the brownoids, here but they all make agp waifus.It's really just agp and coomers. You hear them beg for Zelda to have Zelda playable, or for Crimson Desert to have a character creator but you never hear them say this about a game with a (attractive) female lead.
>>741134502>Crimson desert>Gothic>Resident Evil>Death Stranding>KCD>Pragmata>Black Myth Wukong>Phantom Blade Zero>A knight's path>Exodus>Mortal Shell>Ill>007 >Onimusha>Silent Hill>Control 2>Khazan>Spiderman>Wolverine>Hell is us>Lies of P>Pathologic 3>DispatchI think we need more female-led video games, personally
>>741134502>You asked for a male protagonist? You got it >Introducing your favorite franchise: Niggerino edition!never mind, i didn't wanna play silent hill anyway. I didn't wanna play Assassins creed anyway, I didn't wanna watch harry potter anyway, I didn't wanna play gears of war anyway, I didn't wanna be a paying customer anyway
>>741134019oh boyanother shill running damage control chirping the same shit as every other time a game that looked like shit was about to dropmaybe your company should hire AI to do the damage control since theyd at least be able to refrain from regurgitating the same stupid arguments over and over
>>741134696Lots of those are old or also have a female protagonist option. Dishonest tranny.
>>741134830>oh boy>>741134842>Dishonest tranny.no they don't but how could you know, you only post on /v/
>>741134874>no they don'tAre you saying the protagonist of Resident Evil Requiem is male? Why are you trannies so weird and prone to denial?
>>741134929one of the protagonists is male, therefore the game has a male protagonist, are you dumb or something?
>>741134874good luck with yoru shill campaigndont blame 4chan, the site no one listens to or gives a shit about, when your game sales tank
>>741134019Consumer normiecattle might say they'll get the game, but when launch actually comes and they don't see kratos on the cover, they'll just pick up something else instead.
>>741133747Weighted companion cube is back!!!!!!! Dilly dilly!!!!
>>741134960> Forced to play as a woman half the story> B-but the game has a male protagonist too!Right, you can add it to your list of games with a female protagonist then, but don't put it in a male protagonist list, ok silly troon?
>>741134973what am i shilling? 22 games with a male protagonist i randomly thought of? lol, you people are so fucking stupid it hurts to interact with you
>>741135028It fits in both categories though since it has a male and a female protagonist, like RE2. It's really simple logic but somehow you can't grasp it. Lot of retards here nowadays. Also funny you cling to that one game out of the 20+ i listed since that's your only lifeline to continue being retarded
>>741135097Probably because most you listed are from like 5 years ago and already lied about Resident Evil so why would anyone take you seriously? goofy troon.
so how are they making profit from this game? it's obviously ESG related but how?
>>741135476Look into it and report back
>>741135476/v/ hates this concept but you can make a woke game it can still sell 999999 millions, specially when it's part of a beloved franchise.I know you guys repeat GO WOKE GO BROKE like a mantra but TLOU 2 was still a massive success, so was BG3, KCD 2, Dispatch, Silksong, etc.
>>741134502They should make kot protags
>>741135534TLoU2 sold because it was constantly whored by Sony, was a pack in with the console, and was discounted almost immediately after it was released and constantly discounted for months.It got backing from ((them)) nonstop and given awards in spite of it being shit. But the TLoU "IP" is dead and the show dug up the corpse set it on fire shit on it put it back into the whole and poured radioactive shards of glass on top of the grave.
>>741134019THIS
>>741134696holy fucking disingenuous batman.made my day, true story bro
>>741135832>disingenuoushow? and you'd better not say Resident Evil like that other retard
>>741134131I still presume the jello cube is just part of the lake made sentient to keep it protected by either Merlin or Morgan la FayLooking for logic when they've always changed stories to fit their needs is weird, as long as it makes sense within GOWs universe then I don't really give a shit about OG legends being tweaked. Arthurian especially between English and French additions to it has been all over the place.
>>741134170CERTIFIED EPIC GAMER MOMENT LOLOLOLOLOL
>>741133808Freya has never been depicted as a fifty foot giant
>>741135884is this your comprehensive list of all male characters in gaming for the last 20 years and the next 5 years?>don't say valid argument, b-because its more true than falsewhy did you include Control 2 then?
>>741136083it's just a list of recent (already out and upcoming) games, it's not that deep lil bro. Sorry my list doesn't meet your standards (the one that fits the narrative that there are no male protag games recently)
>>741133747You control the button you press, chud.
>>741136181oh sure bro, thanks for clearing it up bro.You don't realize how laughably small that list is if you have to include remakes, small indies and games that we don't even know whether it has strictly male leads (Exodus).>narrative that there are no male protagyou didn't say this
>le cube
>>741133747*vinyl scrach noise* >wait so let me get this straight...>you're a cube?>yeah>a magical talking cube?>yeah>...>okay*audiences die of laughter*
>>741136594>and i thought i was the square...*laugh track*
>>741136641kek
>>741136406>those games don't count because....they just DON'T !!!shut the fuck up
>>741134131Sword in liquid cube is an amazing idea. Kubo did it with squad zero.
>>741134763>i didn't wanna play silent hill anyway. I didn't wanna play Assassins creed anyway, I didn't wanna watch harry potter anyway, I didn't wanna play gears of war anyway, I didn't wanna be a paying customer anywaythis but unironically
