>games gives you the easiest choice to make ever
>>741134372short hair looks better tho
>>741134443>short hair looks better thoShit nobody ever says
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>>741134372Long hair Mio is kind of fucked up and she's basically a milf.
>>741134443fpbp /thread
She gets into fights right?Put it in a bun.Long hair might look good and I'm sure her husband appreciates it but it's a tactical disadvantage in the field.
>>741134443I know a woman is chopped if they don't have long hair.
>>741134372I chose long hair and she still had short hair in the final cutscene. I was scammed.
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>>741134569kwabooty
>>741134443This>B but I have a chuddcel story to tell!Its a video game long hair looks like shit
Short.
>>741134663Noah is so lucky.
>>741127446The other thread archived before I could post this. Ken-sama isn’t a real person. The one who married a Japanese woman is an entirely different man.
>>741134663>tfw no fat ass cat gf
>>741134372Short hair.
>>741134372>choosing to play as a girlyes we're already aware what choice you made in real life, of course it will bleed over into your video games
>>741135270You’ve never played this game.
>>741134372I read somewhere that in a study it shows that women are antagonistic to other women and will recommend they cut their hair short when asked.The short hair is most likely an option for female gamers to make the perfect player character less of a thread in their eyes.
>>741135081Cheerio.
>>741135049>His name is BradonOf fucking course it's something like that.
>>741134372I wish I were a woman and had long hair
>>741134524Women fighting is inherently unrealistic so you may as well go all the way.
>>741136348Fact.
>>741136846feat
Kemonos with long hair are creepy unless it's a horsegirl those have long hair IRL
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>>741134372I've grown up my hair and now I perfectly understand what she meant when she said it was a pain in the arse to wash.
>>741137097>>741136846the funny thing about hl is that it is impossible to tell if the text is a edit or not if you haven't played it.
she doesn't like the long hair and has pissed on itsurely you wouldn't force her to keep it, right?
>>741137251I don't want to play either of those.>>741137279I had my hair down to the bottom of my ribcage when I was younger and it was never a pain to wash or take care of, the only issue was it just needed more shampoo.
>>741137281I was really surprised when I met this one in the game.I thought it was a meme.
>>741137318>I had my hair down to the bottom of my ribcage when I was younger and it was never a pain to wash or take care of, the only issue was it just needed more shampoo.My hair gets greasy really fast so I have to wash them every 2-3 days. Each time I have to do 2 shampoo and spend 15 minutes drying them. Compared to short hair where I'm totally done in less than 5 min
>>741137283>women want-passdo what I say you fucking slut
>>741137438Same. Growing hair for mullet and it's a pain in the ass.
>>741137558>Growing hair for mulleti've noticed a trend of mullets + mustache returnal and i think it's fucking hilarious.
>>741137438>and spend 15 minutes drying them.Hair dryers are a meme, just scrub your hair with a towel and let it air dry.>>741137558>Growing hair for mulletPlease don't do this.
>>741137625>>741137558my hair naturally grows into a mullet and it sucks. Don't know why people are chasing that. Same for moustaches. Being clean shaven is way nicer and less messy.
>>741134372reminder she got knocked up at like 16 and the father is a year younger
>>741137789uh based
>>741137283>Mio shits on her hair So her hair is a toxoplasmosis vector got it. She has to learn how to yield such power
>>741137789best age for pregnancy
>>741134443true
>>741136348This is a good scene because the protagonist is an autistic retard, and here he is at his most retarded and autistic. Short hair for life.
>>741137789Kino
>>741134484If bro is trying to talk about women and he drops some shit muh heckin science article you know he must be a faggot
>>741137789>sheno anon, it wasn't herit was an AU version of her
>>741141263Why? Can you read and comprehend?
>>741134372Mio a shit
>>741134484thats what women think about other women not what men think about women. they could be inadvertently helping them.to state my opinion though, while i think both are nice, i prefer long hair
>>741134480Terrible taste
>>741137283>sparkingBruh
>>741143676I know there's a mod that fixes nameshit, but have someone tried fixing the britishisms all over the script?
>>741143676
>>741144183Sparking's not a britishism it's just a made up swear replacement
>>741134847Why is she out of bounds?
>>741134663
>>741143676There's multiple instances of "bitch" and "shit" in the game, but apparently "fuck" is where the ESRB draws the line.
>>741134663I love Mio Xenoblade
>>741134372>>741145389>nu mc are literally just Noah and Mio againWHY ARE WE DOING THIS SOAPY ROMANCE SHIT AGAIN REEEEEEE
>>741145452Takahashi is a big fan of romance.
>>741145051same tbqh
>>741134372Either one is fineso long as the face looks goodIf the body's real good then that's even better
>>741145452Romance is great.
>>741145452And Noah and Mio are Fei and Elly again. It’s great
>>741144183>Remove the soul from the gamePC cucks proving once again they are culture less savages
>>741134443fpwpKys
>>741134372>easiest choice to make>still makes the wrong choicesimplest iq check failed>>741134443fippy bippy
>>741134443faggot
>>741134443agreed
>>741134372>porn game gives you the easiest choice to make ever
>>741144183
>>741134372>light colored hairshort is betternow, if she had black hair it'd be a different matter
>>741153219Both versions of her are erotic.
>>741136846>Who should be sent on a suicide mission with the bomb to stop the invaders?>send takemaru>Oh so I guess you want the harem route where everyone gets drugged and/or brainwashed to love Takumi
>>741153384>Kiss Hiruko or Don't Kiss Hiruko>oh? You want to kiss her? Are you a filthy girl kisser???? That's it! >*Hiruko throws you off the fucking roof*>wakes up days later and now you're in a dating sim with 3 random girls in your squad that aren't HirukoSome of the choices are straight up trolling you
>>741153384Ironically enough Takemaru protected the whole group from degeneracy.
>>741134443FPBP
>>741134372 Yeah. Short hair. Easily.
>>741153219game?
>>741134372I prefer long hair tied up in long ponytail, so you have the best of both worlds
>>741154489IS THAT...
>>741154575New acerola game, it's still in progress though https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/6764
>>741134443The Best Post
>>741154489Every single girl here would be improved with knee length hair there
>>741134372i like bothit helps that she's cute
>>741153280その通りだ、こいつは良いなやつだ。馬鹿のEOP草草草
>>741153219right is clearly superior
>>741155610Every single girl is improved with cat earsI think it looks even better irl on a cute girl than on anime characters
>>741144342>it's just a made up swear replacementIt's not even replacing swears/rough speech half the time. It's a "punch-up".
what the spark
>>741156432I thought the point of the flame related curse words was that it was a cultural meme passed down between generations of soldiers. is it or an equivalent really not present in the jp script?
>>741134372>only changes hair after the bodyswapreminder that M's body despite being stuck at 20 like Mio is also a mother's body so Mio should also be complaining about lactation.why? I really like this scene >>741137283 and Mio is very bullyable, so watching her chest get wet and her sperging out in that stupid asterix accent is very pleasing.
>>741158705No, all that "queen's buttocks" and such are pure trannylator inventions.
>>741136348He's right. I mean if I bonded with someone and they had short hair, I wouldn't say no, but I'd at least try to encourage them to grow their hair.
>>741134372>Content is cut for making everything else look worse by comparison
>>741158816Yeah the faux british swears are made-up but additionally the flame ones are too.
>>741134443You gotta be a 10/10 qt3.14 to pull it off, and even then you'd look better with more hair.Also, do not look her up nowadays.
>>741162062What'd you do with Na'el's big fat cat tats?
how do girls with really long hair use the toilet?
My wife's hair was down to her knees. She could literally only wear it in a braid or else it would become tangled. She sold it for $2.7k last month and goddamn her short hair turned me on. Just running my hands through her new pixie cut had me hard as diamonds. I pounded that shit every day for a whole week.
>>741165083Wrap it around their neck like a scarf. Or pile it on their lap.