Are you excited for GTA 6?
Who isn't? I'm probably not gonna play it for a while though.
Excited to drive a big truck down this beach.
where is the new trailer
>>741153628no, race mixing is gross
look guys its niggers, arent you outraged, give me attention guys
>>741153940You just gave OP attention bro
>>741153841same, hopefully in cinematic cam slowed down
No.
>>741153628Why is there a man taking a photo of a woman's ass on the right
>>741153628lol no
kinda but not really, i haven't played 4 or 5
Yes I'm going to murder every driver in not-broward county
>>741153628Nah.
>>741153628Shouldn't that be filled with streetshitters standing in giant circles around white women and dropping deuces in the sand?
>>741153628>Bought gta4 back in the day>Dropped half way>Didn't care for gta5>Got it for free on Epic>Dropped it after one hourNo I am not, GTA completely lost it's charm.
>>741153628i don't have xbox or ps so i'll just pirate it years later. rockstar and t2 has been getting on my nerves with their dogshit practices. rdr2 is stil messed up on pc
>>741153628That's what florida literally looks like IRL
>>741153628Not really. The games are kinda boring.
>>741153628I just want to watch a streamer run over a fagpride, for the lulz.That's pretty much it.
>>741153628Only the Chinese knockoff version.
>>741153628I'll only play it when there's a Punisher mod
i want to run over fat people
No, I haven't even boughteded or playeded GTAV. I just don't care.
No? Why would I?Plot? Lol no.Characters? No.Fun combat? Meh.Driving auto? No.So what is there to be excited about? Authentic niggers and bums?
>>741154987eh, it doesn't seem that ba-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAGOsAMLeEw
>>741153628Not really, I'll play it when it's on sale for $15
literally bought ps5 pro for it
V was cucked and from what i hear RDR2 was mega cucked
>>741156049RDR2 is one of their best games, it's all downhill from hereUntil RDR3
>>741153628No.
Yes. The first thing I will do is go to every store and buy every single clothing item for Lucia then I will spend hours creating the perfect casual and bimbo outfits. Then I will go to every stripclup and admire all the bitches there. Then I will go outside at night and pick up the hookers of Vice City. Then I will wait for the PC release to make Lucia even better with mods.
>>741155498Damn, look at that ass of that hoe wearing the black netfish suit in the thumbnail
>>741153628no, I wasn't for 5 either. rockstar north hasn't made a fun game since san andreas
DARK THIEF FATSO VI
your regularly appointed anti GTA6 schizo spam thread
>>741154947honestly don't understand how people can say "gtav sucks" and then praise gta4 when it's the same boring shit with less features.
>>741155294>even the background fog is brownnasty
>>741155294why are their tranime legs so tall?
>>741156259>nah, dude, you don't understand! they're making fun of both sides, they're secretly based!! see they let you run over specific npcs!lmao, fucking retards
>about half the devs are jeetsNo
>>741157393anime race usually has long legs
>>741153628
>>741157547well they look like shit
>>741157801Me whenever I see a hot girl (in live in a country with lots of them please help)
>>741154987>floridamiami
>>741157801This is like the average group in LA. You have a hot girl and her cameraman taking pics of her in the middle of the busy street, store, walkway, beach, bar, alley, park, fountain, etc to promote her modeling/OF careerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HxrnxJgwwM
>>741153628I wasn't excited for 5 or 4, Rockstar Games are boring as shitSo no
>>741157437retard
>>741158357god the noise pollutionhow can anyone live in that shithole
>>741153628Do Euroids not know how many black people live in Florida?
>>741158801Cons of living in LA>abysmal rent and house prices>everything is expensive>half of the city looks like shit>everything is polluted>most humans living there are dumbPros of living in LA>hot bitches to eye if you live/walk around the richer areas>you might get to fuck said hot sluts if you're rich/connected enough
>>741159145Vegas is better for that. I go every month. There’s multiple bachelorette parties happening in front of you no matter what direction you’re looking in when you’re on the Strip.
>>741159469does vegas even have red light districts?
>>741159145wow, awful
>>741154032HOLY BASED
>>741158835Is the image under representing them?
>>741158835Do you?https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/FL/PST045225
Jesushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3soakBRi0
>>741162553>live in the US>have women from every ethnic group live there>still complain about life
>>741153628No. If you retards stopped mentioning it I would forget it exists
>>741153628Can I run them over in the game? I will totally upload various way to do this on the internet if I can.
>>741153726i'm notcouldn't care less about Grand Theft Nigga
>>741153628No. American games suck nowadays.
>>741153628No, because GTA5 and RDR2 were ass and just gaslit normies into thinking it's good because of "LOOK AT ALL THAT DETAIL" and "THE STORY!" The actual gameplay is trash.
>>741153628It's gonna be a fun game and I'm gonna seethe at PS5 owners.
Can't wait to play the same game they've been releasing for 30 years
>>741162432now do miami
Yes sir I'm ready for the E X P E R I E N C E
>>741164117Miami is not jacksonville
Man how fucking detailed are the npcs gonna be though like having full ass lives and shit, I'm gonna sight see and follow people those first few hours
Imagine your life and way of thinking being dictated by culture war bullshit man that's retarded
>>741155498>bluetooth speaker nigga LMAOOOOOO
GTA writers are so washed up there's going to be jokes about pronouns and pepes
>>741153628Can you ride a dinosaur in this one?
don't buy itpleasewe can roast marshmallows over its flaming wreckage. I'm begging you to do us a favor. You've been playing GTAs for decades, you'll survive.pleasedon't buy itfind something else to buyget your dad something nicer instead of buying itplease, guys. please
>>741165041Alright alright I won't buy it .
I'm looking forward to fucking around in multiplayer with my friends and my wife doing horrible sociopathic shit, especially if the rumors of 90%+ of buildings being enterable are true. I have zero interest in the singleplayer, it's gonna be completely neglected in favor of the multiplayer. However I will not be playing it at launch because I don't own a current generation console, and I don't know even a single person who does. Even the kids of people I know have moved on to pc. I guess if it's shit I'll know because we won't be buying it on launch, but I really don't expect it to be unworthy of playing, especially since the gta-clone genre is basically dead now.
>>741165041I won't buy it then. I'll just get it for free like I did with GTA V.
>>741165041>>741165147>>741165280Nice. 3 people out of the billion who will buy it. This surely will make a dent guys. Now this will show him hehe
>>741153628Excited, no, but I still want to play it. I'm 100% sure the story will be massively cucked, with cringe modern writing.But it's still going to be a massive sandbox with lots to do and an interesting map to explore and things to fuck around with.
>>741153628I am, actually. Unfortunately I'm just not buying a PS5 Pro to play a single game!See you guys in 2028.
>>741162432Even in non-miami locations, they're still everywhere in Floridahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0MqdQNjGNI
>>741153841i will only settle for a truck if i can't get a combine harvester
>>741153628I want a mode where you search for cryptids. Like maybe there’s a show on the radio with an Art Bell type host who takes calls from people around the state telling stories of sightings of Sasquatch or UFOs or ghosts or sea monsters, and you can pick up clues on where and when to find them.
Only if there is a muscle building mechanic like in San Andreas. Wanna go the gym and get huge in game
>>741166018What florida specific legends or cryptids can they use for inspiration though? The skunk ape? The Stikini?
>>741153628Yes
>>741159778There’s brothels everywhere in Nevada. The girls dressed like Flamingos on the strip will give you business cards to come back to your room.
>>741159778Vegas is the only place in America with legal prostitution
>>741153628>30 fps in 2k26 lmao, cant be me
>>741166660This is the power of console "gaming"Consoles are holding back technological advancements.
>>741153628Yeah
>>741166078Leaks indicated weight change mechanics and gyms are in.
>>741153628Where the white people at?
>>741169981You do see what appears to be a blond girl at the far back on the right and she appears to be cavorting with...wait a minute-
>>741170096Upon closer look, no, it can't be
If other Rockstar games are anything to go by, I'll wait several years for it to go on sale and then probably end up spending more time downloading+installing+tutorialing than I will actually free roaming the game itself. Main story never
Lucia's greasy latina butthole
Is it going to be wokeIf it is then I have lived long enough to see Grand Theft Auto become loaded with political morality. I have no idea what else to say other than it cannot possibly get stupider than this
>>741153628>Swap characters to Lucia>She puts in a tampon and steps out of the bathroom>Cranky meter is full>Attention gauge is low>Take a tub of ice cream out of the fridge and start eating the whole thing with a spoon>Hunger bar depletes>Self-loathing meter spikes>Grab her phone and start taking mirror selfies and post them online>Start getting Likes and DMs>Attention gauge increases>Send a bunch of nagging texts to Jason about leaving his empty beer bottles on the coffee table and how he put the milk back in the fridge when it was almost empty>Get in her car, immediately rear end a parked truck, keep driving>Stop for an $8 iced coffee with a bunch of syrup and whipped cream>Go to the hair salon and get a $40 trim>Get your nails done, a bunch of fake jewels and bright colors for $60>Self-loathing meter subsides>Go back home and take a nap on the couch because you’re exhausted from the productive day
>>741170976SA was the first woke GTA with basic bitch political morality messages about drugs ruining the black community and police brutality.
>>741153628>Are you excited for JeeTA6 with more than 1500 Elite Human Capital from India having worked on itNo. Not even for free.
>>741171078>drugs ruining the black communityThis is true, American Blacks have never been good, but drugs just made them total shit.
>>741153628Sure, I love Vice City. I just got GTA V recently to play through the story mode, and I'm having fun with it, and if VI is similar I'll enjoy it.
>>741153628a bitprobably not gonna play it for a while since my laptop can barely handle rdr2been a gta fan since the first one though so im sunk cost to the end
>>741158357looks like an entire city full of complete narcissists and whores lol
>>741153628I don't own a ps5 so why would I be? Shit ain't coming to PC til a year or two later
>>741171406
will i be able to be a latina baddie and have sex with hot guys?
>>741153628AAA slop
>>741153628>Everyone is brownNah. Series is past its sell-by date if they can't tell that nobody wants to engage in a fantasy where everyone is brown.
