>*opens mic*>*loud bong rip*>COUGH COUGH COUGH
every TF2 server:>*opens mic*>*eating chips*>*slurping drink*>COUPONBUGDOTCOM
>game features the developer's barely disguised fetish
>>741154090Why are some people like that
>>741154090>*clears throat every 30 seconds*>*does so more often when someone else points it out*
>>741154090>opens mic>screams & smashes keyboard in a fit of rage>continues playing normally
>*extended vape skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound*
>6 am>dad wakes up>HAAAAACK COUGH SPITS UHGHSNIFFS >don’t want to use the bathroom anymore
if you don't have push-to-talk you're going straight on mute
>OH MY GOD NIGGA I'M BREAKING THROUGH!
>male and female voices yelling in an unknown language in the background
>everyone's on push to talk>everyone is a dude in their 20s>everyone is sociable and chill
>non-american server
>Obvious black speaking>low battery alarm beep in the backgroundEVERYFUCKINGTIME
>>741154509The sheer absurdity of this scene still cracks me up to this day.
>>741154150I LOVE COUPON BUGDOTCOM!!!!!
>>741154090>*clears throat*>NIGGER FAGGOT*turns off mic*
>>741154509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zlDowxhBn0
>canadian server
ed boy this ain't a lol thread for you to flood with your cringe fanfics
>>741154752>they also say nigger
>Shred some sick Enter Sandman>Faggot kid tells you to stophttps://youtu.be/6jQkxsEbnS4
>OP
>teammate keeps making penis jokes
>>741154090>Votekick
>>741156770there's someone in my friend group like that, like 90% of his personality is talking about his dick or making dick jokeshe's also a pretentious retard overall, so i assume he is a very complexed personregardless i hate him
>11 year old kid starts talking >Immediately some Indian sounding man with a very bad mic tries to add him.
I bought my mic from the dollar store and it sounds just fine.
>>741154150I know rhis is bait, but what really pisses me off is she adds ice before mixing the tea and sugarSUGAR DOESNT DESOLVE INTO COLD TEA, YOU ADD ICE AFTER YOU DUMB RETARDS WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THIS.
>mic opens>(barely intelligible talking under the demonic static noise from a damaged/dying mic)>(silence)>(agitated, barely intelligible yelling under more demonic static noise)
>>741157719the people who make a living serving coffee and tea are not known to be the sharpest tools in the shed
>>741154509This cartoon really was the king of visual gags
>>741154752>in their 20s
>>741154169That's fucked up man, how did he ever recovered from that?
>girl makes a mid joke>simps press the mic button and start laughing
>>741154150The employees at Valve responsible for removing alltalk from TF2 need to be honor killed.
>>741154509 i miss this show.
>distant fan audible>dogs barking in the distance>baby crying>smoke alarm chirp>occasionally clearing throat just to never say anything>muffled metal music
>>741158580>anon posts a hot girl>nonnys reply with a cute reaction image
>push to talk*CHIRP*>let go of push to talk
>>741159441Cute
>>741156104(In Ed's voice) WAKE ME UP!
>>741159838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LQS0mqaRVU
>>741157842but surely they should know how to do their one (1) job
>>741161725feeling optimistic today huh?
>>741154837>cs chat in eastern euro servers
>>741154509I remember watching this episode premier and literally falling off of the couch laughing at this part. Fucking S-tier episode in an S-tier show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNKOP9L_cpY
>>741162424i should rewatch itdon't you guys have an mp4 stash you can share?
>>741154090I never understood the need for a mic to be on constantly? I can just use in game chat unless it’s urgent.
>>741157719Some people like the sugar crystals cutting their mouth sensation
>>741156951>regardless i hate himlmao look anons this nigga got triggered over dick jokes
>>741158554He didn't
>>741154090Had a csgo match with a squeaker earlier today. He was angrily telling his "bruhs" how he'd been up for 48 hours and could only stay up by "doing lines" at which point he'd snort on mic. I think I witnessed the evolution of these retards.
>>741154150>28 tsps of sugar>but 4 packets of light cane sugar>and 2 packets of Splenda>for "Black" coffee
>female comes on mic>vote kick pops up>immediately passes >female has left the game
>>741164525Based.
>>741154090>Game switches setting and immediately loses all sovl
>>741154509>webms zoomers will never understand
>>741156293KINOOOOO
>>741162843Oh dear god my sides are in orbit.
>>741154237It's not enough to get high other people need to know you're getting high and how cool you are for that
>>741165294This man played MW2 at its peak.
CN had so many cool cartoons like Ed Edd n Eddy before Jewbecca Sugar destroyed everything with LGBT goyslop
I burp constantly into the mic until someone asks me to stop. Then I keep doing it.
Me and the lads who never stfu played aoe 4 free for all, eight players, some time ago. It was the only time I can remember when it was completely silent on voice for at least 10 minutes.
>>741167430I'd take LGBT goyslop over CNReal any day of the week.
>>741154150>conversation going on in TF2>Interrupt it with loud audible slurp
