Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2.
>>741154636I was so tired all day all I did was lie down
I have a really bad infection on one of my toes so i can barely walk. I just want to stay in bed playing persona 4 but i have to stay up and be responsible.
>>741154636God I wish I could have beer
mmm beer
>>741154636What about work
Working in a chem lab for a month or so since the chemist retired and I'm an engineer with some chemistry experience.Kinda stuck here til like next month
5 months sober as of yesterdayI have some fake beer in the fridge but it's not the same
>>741155180How bad was it that you need to go full dry?
>>741154636hello saaaaaaar
i been drinking this 9% abv beer lately, 4-6 and i get fucked up but not so bad that i black out. its pretty comfy. been playing poe2, valheim, and manor lords. cigs and my dog are why i go out for fresh air.
>>741154636> cracked open a bear
>>741154636Think I'll be having a black sheep and some vermintide
Anons what kind of wheat beer do you recommend? I can't find a good hefeweizen in central Florida.
>>741154636Doing okay. Yesterday was TOTAL NEW CAMPER DEATH.
>>741154636>cracked open a bearDamn, a bear!?
>>741155363Real men drink one thing and one thing only.
>>741155729I drink guinness (carbombs). I'm trying to get my roommate into beers and he LOVES wheat beers.
>>741154636This made me want a beer but I don’t have any think I’ll have be a gin and tonic (with lime of course)
DUDE BEER LMAO XDDI CANT ENJOY THINGS WITHOUT POURING YEAST JEW IN MY THROANT
>>741155729Guinness isn’t awful, but it’s mostly just the winner by default. It’s one of the only real drinks you can reliably find in areas with nothing else but shitty lagers.
>>741155240I'm extremely fucking retarded so if there's any booze in the house I'll just slurp it all down. I can't even buy normal mouthwash anymore because I'll drink that too.I blacked out too many times and ruined too many friendships. It was time to stop
>>741156008>can't even buy normal mouthwash anymore because I'll drink that too.
>>741156008my exgf's brother was like that, i made cookies at her parents house onetime and they couldnt even have vanilla extract because he would drink it. glad you quit if it was that bad, anon.
>>741156151Listerine has a higher alcohol percentage than most wines. It can get you pretty fucked up
>>741155920Do you often think of jewish things in your throat?
>>741155005Allergic or Muslim?
>>741156008Friend of mine is a really bad alcoholic and he'd pretty much die if he doesn't take in a shot or two of Jameson. He's turning 30 soon and I can feel it's gonna kill him soo.
Alcoholics are so fucking retarded man if you want to die that badly just do it already.
>>741155814> (carbombs)Reminds me of a story where a burger tourist in dublin walked into a pub and tried to order one. They didn't get why they were kicked out and everyone was so upset. A comment to this story was "imagine being in new york city, walking into a bar and asking for one 9/11".
>>741155986What about cider?
I wish I could crack open every bear so they wouldn't gatekeep all the comfy forests where I live
>>741156630>"imagine being in new york city, walking into a bar and asking for one 9/11".To be fair that'd go pretty hard as a drink name.
I know a guy who went off the deep end and at his worst was drinking a bottle of vodka a morning. He eventually got help thankfully.
I haven't played it in 5 years. Too many bots and too easy to get banned on private servers. How's it holding up?
>degenerate alcoholic thread
As /v/ is full of children and american puritans who hate everything drinking a couple beers instantly means you are a raging alcoholic who is beyond help.
>>741155729i love guinness but i like it specifically because its very mild and smooth. theres nothing masculine about it lol. i feel like lager is much more the drink for "real men"
>>741156703I personally see it as similar to lager, in that there's plenty of inexplicably popular absolute dogshit which hides the good stuff.If it doesn't taste like the can it comes in, it's generally good.
theres nothing more redditor pilled than being a snop about the beer you drink. lager is great.
>>741157112From which US state do you hail?
>>741157076>drinking alcohol makes me an adult!kek dude all it takes is a slash to your wrist just do it
>>741154636It's my Friday so I'm just gonna bear it until tomorrow, might cook up some chili cheese corn dogs and play some Mario Kart before I go to work. But as soon as tomorrow starts it's all about Deltarune until Chapter 5 drops.
>>741157076>making excuses for drinking on a Monday>heh it’s only a couple beers hehSure thing rummy.
>>741157271im english
>>741157112>i feel like lager is much more the drink for "real men"Boy do I love tasting PURE HOPS.Speaking of which, my dad taught me how to make stouts. Made a perfect mocha milk stout in 2016 and turned two friends into heavy alcoholics due to it being a gateway.
>>741157307hmmm, rum
>>741157379>Boy do I love tasting PURE HOPSYes, it makes me feel like a viking.
>>741157112Yeah, it's an odd meme. It's one of the most palatable beers on the market. It used to get prescribed to women with iron deficiencies for fucks sake.
>>741156902>Too many botsAnything that isn't community servers are for faggots.>too easy to get banned on private servers.What do you do? If you scream NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER then you deserve it.
>>741155363>a good hefeweizen in central Florida.I don't know what you have available in your state, but two of the best wheat beers in the world are Hoegaarden and Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier. Paulaner makes a decent hef too. Maybe Hofbrau? I don't remember. I think they do more blonde ales. Anyways, if that's not available you could probably make do with Blue Moon and Shock Top. They're pretty decent. Don't forget to garnish it with an orange slice. Shock top also makes a lot of seasonal varieties and sells combo packs of the stuff which is fun. Sam Adams occasionally will pack a wheat beer or two in their own variety packs as well.
>>741156008Damn that's metal. I have beer in my fridge and a half bottle of vodka next to my monitor that has been sitting there for a month or two. I drink at max two cans a day and it's not even everyday.
>>741155107You cookin?
You know what anons - this thread has inspired me to acquire some booze this weekend, dig out a UK garage mixtape and blast that while playing some old PC games. Probably going to start with need for speed underground as it seems quite fitting and see where the evening takes me.
>>741157654I almost forgot.If you like wheat beers, you'll also likely enjoy shandies and radlers. Very refreshing on a hot summer day. Look into it.
>>741158740Gonna agree here. A shandy is one of the best summer drinks you can have. Just make your own with beer and sprite.
>>741158106lacking restraint is not metal it's pathetic as fuck
>>741157460that dude doesn't make those threads in earnesthe does it to samefag and "dunk" on people who drink alcohol
>>741157654>Blue Moon and Shock TopHe likes Blue moon, but I wanna branch out.Sam Adams seasonal was their gateway, but it's not made anymore.I don't really see shock top much anymore, sadly.>>741158108Nah mostly titrations sadly.
>>741155278You are new to 4chan LOL
I'm quite partial to a dark and stormy.
>>741155304This grocery store 5min away from me sells a bunch of cheap beer and wine. I've been grabbing this 9.5% six pack for a little over $5 lately. Only place in town I know of that I can get a six pack of anything for less than $10 these days.
>>741155675What game is this ?
>>741154636Hey, currently listening to crush 40 covers while drinking a can of Peroni
>>741155005me too mang
>>741157574I didn't scream it. So, you know how everyone types 'gg' after a game?
>>741163547Gothic remake.
While I understand why it does tickle me when anons from certain countries explain how (for want of a better term) regulated alcohol purchasing is. Things like only be able to be bought from dedicated stores, sometimes those stores being government run, very limited opening hours and sometimes limits on amount able to be purchased. Very different from my corner of the world.It is also why I don't understand burgers and the brown paper bag thing - seems obvious that if the only thing that comes in a brown bag is alcohol it kinda defeats the point of trying to obscure the contents.
>>741163920How does it compares to the OG. I just assumed remake=bad.
>first day job as Walk-on>went to gym>deciding if finishing first level of nightmare creatures 2 first or going to drink directly
I thought /v/tards hated booze.
>>741164258Well /v/ is closing in on 6 thousand posts or so (as everything thread hits 500 posts) about the game the majority of which have been highly positive.
>>741164212In America, we have a concept called "dry counties". I'll let you look up what a county is; an arbitrary section of land. You can only purchase alcohol, as you said, during specific hours, or only six days a week; or six days and only very early on Sunday mornings, or so on. Silliness. Laws are silly. There are laws that make it illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket.
>>741164632>illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket.Why would someone do that again?
>>741164496i drink anything but beerlately vodka with waterbut a long time was vodka with tequilanow daily is vodka with water , festivals is jack daniels or red label sometimes gold blue or black depends on the occasion
>>741154636It fucking sucks. I want to play video games but the heat wont let me. I have drank so much water today and I am constantly pissing and sweating.
>>741164776>lately vodka with wateroh god what
>>741164834stick your feet in a bucket of ice wateralso get a bowl of water and a rag and wipe yourself with it and have a fan blow on you (evaporating water cools you down, it's why we evolved to sweat)
>>741164776I have a geriatric aunt who likes her vodka + water, not that she can get it anymore. But I lived with her for a brief time and found her passed out on the floor at least twice. Wew.
>>741164496Probably just not interested in posting in this thread.Not me, alcohol is disgusting.
ITThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrU1hZxSEXQ
>>741164885well psychologist advice me>since you aren't going to stop drinking almost daily at least cut the sugar from the drinks and drink it with water instead of 7upso been doing that i add it some pineaple too >>741165008one day after last day at my second last job coming back after drinking i fell asleep driving. crashed the car into 3 cars, lost license for a year, lesson learned
>>741165481>lesson learnedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk
>>741165595i live 20 metters away from 2 schoolsfuck kids and fuck teenagers. can't sleep peacefully ever
Big urge to drink and shitpost all evening.
>>741163117
Just make Kilju - homemade blackout juice!
I've had a rough day at work. Didn't take my break. Haven't eaten since 0800. Stayed an extra 3 hours. Got home and sat in my chair. Shit myself and haven't moved for an hour. I can feel it on the back of my legs now.
>>741156008and I thought I had a problem
>>741166330GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>741166330Genuinely seek help.
>>741166330>Stayed an extra 3 hoursunpaid, i betthank god i'm not american
>>741154636Awful, Have an urge (that I won't follow up on because I'm a pussy) to kill some people and then myself. The last two years have been such a shit show.
>>741156008hope you're doing good bro. I've heard stories of people drinking hand sanitizer. I hope I don't get that far gone but I guess it's a matter of time for us all
>>741156703My main drink at home usually.
>>741167097There is a place near me that sells some 7.7% cider. As brutal as it is tasty. I once got my mate absolutely fucked on it and had to carry him home lmao.
>>741154636You weren't even born yet when this was originally posted you zoomer faggot
>>741164496It surprises you that this board is full of depressed alcoholic losers?
I'm just now 25 and started drinking a last Tuesday. I've drank every night since then. I haven't had any but I don't understand beer drinkers, it takes like 3 beers to get you drunk and it costs like $30 for a 24 pack. My first time I did 1/3rd Malibu 21% rum and fruit punch, didn't get me very drunk. Then some more failed experiments. Then the past two nights I got some vodka and did 4 shots and did it, but felt gross. Last night I did 3 shots of vodka in a coke and that was perfect. I'll try that again tonight and play some horror games with my friends, or some Destiny with them.
>>741167449>it takes like 3 beers to get you drunkSome of us drink beer for the taste too. I'm not looking to get shitfaced every day.
>>741167449I don't get it either. People say they drink it for the taste but I think it tastes like shit water so I do the same as you. Bit of vodka with something sweet.Also I drink to get drunk and apparently that is called binge drinking and is quite frowned upon. to each their own
I took my kids to the park and then.picked up lunch. Now im laying in bed recovering from my poop. Gonna play sega bass fishing tonight
>>741167449You only drink beer to get drunk when you're planning a long night and want to stay steady. A good beer with a meal is enough for most people
>>741167757>when you actually shit a brick you need to recoverYour devastated bunghole really does deserve some rest.
>>741154636I'm about 6 hours into a 10 hour work day. I've sent three emails and spent most of the rest of the day browsing /v/.
>>741167709Yeah idk maybe cause I'm new to it but if I'm drinking I want to get drunk. I would try hard cider though, maybe next time I go to the store I'll see what they have. Vodkas great cause it's cheap and mixes well, but it definitely tastes like shit on its own, straight rubbing alcohol.I got pretty drunk but haven't gotten any hangovers, actually slept really good those two nights I actually got drunk, had some vivid dreams. Overall it's pretty fun. I use a BAC calculator and figure out where I'm at and what I'm going to get to before I drink. Highest Ive gotten was about .068%.
>>741167757You need to order a basic stepstool (like a foot tall) off Amazon or get it from your local Walmart wherever, and plant your feet on it whenever you shit. There IS a proper pooping posture that will alleviate a lot of common pooping problems in your bathroom.
>>741154636>spicy thai food>pic related and vodka>burnout 3 and Medievil Bretty good day so far>>741167449I pair beer with food. When I want to get trashed, I'll chug some 8% beers, sake, or something trashy like jaritos and vodka, or pic related and vodka. >>741165825It's fun
>>741168119>tastes like shit on its own, straight rubbing alcohol.All spirits do.
>>741168119>I use a BAC calculatorLike one where you just punch in your weight and how many drinks you had? those will never be very accurate. it's affected by tons of things unique to your body, like BMI and metabolism rates. You can get a cheap breathalyzer off Amazon for like $10 and it would probably be more accurate to your actual body. But you don't have to treat it like a science. just enjoy yourself and practice not overdoing it. chasing the dragon is the downfall of all vices. 3 shots today, 4 shots in 2 weeks, etc to infinity. everything in moderation bro and there's nothing wrong with enjoying a couple evening drinks
>>741168269>t. only buys the cheapest swillNo, there are plenty of spirits with nice tastes that won't break the bank. Vodka isn't one of them though.
>>741168439I don't buy anything, I learned long ago that I just do not enjoy the taste of anything with that much alcohol even if it's supposedly high quality
>>741168439Personally, vodka is the cheapest at my local walmart liquor store :)
>>741154636Dude how strong are you to crack open a bear? Speaking of which what did that bear ever do to you anon?
>>741168778Yeah which is why it needs a mixer.
>>741154636My day is going pretty fucking shit, man.I have a wound on the back of my leg that keeps getting bigger and when I went to the doctor today his retard assistant used near-boiling fucking water to clean it and burnt the shit out of it so now it stings like a motherfucker and I can't get comfortable. The thing barely hurt before today but after that visit I've been in pain and it doesn't seem to fucking stop.
>>741168812it stole my picnic basket
>>741168867Okay? Vodka plus $2-3 juice is still cheaper in my neck of the woods compared to any other liquor + juice. :)If you are going to shift the posts yet again and claim that some liquors are magically only consumable alone then do not waste your time responding. :D
>>741155729I had this months ago and it's the worst thing I've ever drank
>>741169010Who is always on the spot? Who is? (You)gi bearWho keeps cool when things are hot? Who does? (You)gi bearWho believes a world they dream and falls for some fantastic scheme but always winds up on the beam? (You)gi bear!
>>741155729It sits in my stomach like a fucking rock and I can't drink a lot of them at a time
>>741169136I'm not even a guinness fan (I generally get tired of stouts at about halfway through the pint) but there are much worse beers, believe you me.
Cerveza Creestaaalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM
>>741169147ay BOO-BOO!
>>741169281Nta, but most of the truly shit beers are bad because of how offensively bland with a dash of piss they are, which is why they all have to be drank at near freezing so you don’t notice.Guinness actually has a taste to dislike
>>741169281Personally I prefer Desperados
I prefer cider over beer.
>>741164496Amazingly, this website is not a hivemind
>>741172007Yes we am
>>741172007Yet they sure do act like one.
I bet a lot of burgers are going to find out what heavy drinking really looks like with the world cup being there.
>>741168912put a cold compress on that shit man
>>741154636Not too bad. I been drinking white wine and playing MHI really should go look for job this week
>>741154636i had 6 everyday this weekend including friday. im boozed out
>>741155729that shit is disgusting
>>741174967Imagine being this weak.
>>741154636you guys always post these random discussion threads its like you dont have any friends and so you make threads to get person to person contact but with randos on the internet instead
>>741154636I worked, got home, worked out and had some tuna and crackers. Gonna play some Fire Red and have a 196. All in all pretty nice.
>>741163117Came for this image.Why did it take so damn long, you fetid newfags?
>>741154636Pretty alright, I finished out Quake and now I'm catching up on all the things I ignored to do so
>>741172756Beer in mind that half the posts on here are bots or opinions specifically created to bait replies
>>741154636>cracked open a beardude...
>>741176530Sorry i meant to say like 75%
>>741176530>Beer in mindtee hee
>>741176221Everyone already got the reference dude why do you need to see the comic again?>>741176627I don't care what they say about you anon you're an alright guy
>>741176625I once had some rum that was 75% and man, that was some fighting juice.
>>741154636>Cracked open a bearI remember this meme like it was yesterday.
>>741176726>everyonelulz
>>741156829At my worst I was staying up until 6am drinking maybe a bottle and a half of wine then heading into work for like a year and 7 months later I'm still dealing with the fallout of it all physically and mentally. Don't know how anyone putting that amount away comes back but well done to anyone that does.
>>741177034You seem to have came back from it with some minimal threshold of mental clarity and self-awareness.
>>741176726>I don't care what they say about you anon you're an alright guyI'mma buy you a bear one of these days.
>>741154636i miss tf2
>>741154636>South of Midnight studio dead>Senua studio deadI'm in high fucking spirits my brother. High fucking spirits.
>>741178552https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf47teVn6ZI
>>741176738I love that kinda stuff. >>741177887Yer mah bro, bro
I can safely say I do not like the taste of absinthe.
I prefer the white mans liquor
This unironically
Im considering going back to full time alcoholic. I quit for 4 years but have been dabbling with a few beers on the weekends nothing crazy. But my life has turned into a hellscape and im the kinda person where when im in the thick of it I just see no way out. I dont really see a reason not to just go full force alcoholic.>but youll ruin your life! Go lift!Already got in shape, a house, had a wife who betrayed me. Job makes me wanna kms. I should just do it shouldn't I? Maybe itll give me that weird alcoholic confidence that normalfags seem to love
>>741179942No don't do it. Jesus loves you.
>>741179405People who drink that think their own sister makes for a good wife for them.
>>741154636Can't complain.
>>741154636Ill never understand the appeal of alcohol. Especially in a non-social environment. Like nigga that shit taste like ass, it burns. Wine i can sort of understand, but the rest? Hell no
>>741154636>cracked open a bearOh god what OP
>>741155729Had Guinness I don't know how many times now, and each time it just doesn't hit the way I think it should. I generally like cheaper light beers, but I always hear Guinness hyped up and want to enjoy it but don't
>>741154636Slept in, got to work from home. Got an email from my boss about a project from last year that I never finished even though there's an email *from me* in the email chain asking him what step he'd like me to take next from September 2025. I love my job and my boss is a nice guy, but he sucks as a boss.
I just locked my keys in my car and my wife has to drive to me and give me the spare key :(
Taking a decently long break from drinking. May be a month, may be 3, may be forever. I love beer, but I just want more for my life right now.
I've got some weeks off from work so I was out all day in the countryside doing fuck all and drinking at the local pub. I played about an hour of Factorio but Aquilo is shitty and unfun so my desire to beat Space Age is rapidly dropping.
>>741183623What are your goals?
>>741155729I like guiness but it's become the fedora of beers
>>741184614At least to just not drink the way I used to. Lose like 50 lbs, have alcohol be something I do occasionally without getting in a loop. I want to have more productive evenings where I work on art/music or just play video games in read instead of just dicking around on youtube and getting buzzed/drunk before I go to bed.
>>741184846where do you live?
>>741184941
I quit coffee a week ago and hold FUCK I feel so exhausted all the time, it's horrible. Anyone have any experience doing this? How long does it take to feel normal again
>>741185003No wonder - guinness that far from the source is not going to be great.