>It's a cave diving level...
>>741161386I just want to be happy
>>741161490We all do...
bruh i was playing this vr cave diving game and there was a big fucking spider
>>741161806Can't wait for the advancement of AI and VR to combine
>>741162130silly Americans just punch it
>>741162130is this real
>>741161386So you're stuck, huh?
>>741162130I'm a pussy. I'm afraid of spiders.That video made me pull on two decades of experience pushing down panic attacks before they take hold.Fuuuuuck me kek.>literally shaking right now
>>741161386>...hey if we make a bar in here, we can call it Moe's Cavern!
>>741161386I just want to keep digging and making rooms and stop my wife nagging about it.
>>741162130Fake and gay since spiders don't have mouths like that. I spit on your sloppa.
>>741161386>what are you doing, step-bro?
>>741162552Now I'm interested to know if someone made porn of this, maybe a JAV exists?
>>741162784It's a spussy dumbfuck
>>741162130>crawling through spider cave>doesn't keep his wrist glock strappedCouldn't be me. Enjoying having your organs liquefied retard
>>741161386Oh look, it's your mom's proctologist at work.
>>741162130FUCK
>game has an "invincible" character>defeated by trapping him undergroundWhat games?
>>741163990heh
>>741161386As a dude who explores caves... I'm so tired of the misconception like 99.999% people have on "caving". Like wtf you guys are retarded. But whatever, it's better if you faggots stay out of caves anyways.
>>741163990Literally the titans in greek mythology
>>741162130fuckable mouth
>>741164157Cave Crave VR gave me an appreciation for the art but further confirmed my desire to never crawl into a hole like that under any circumstances
>>741162130>>741162626There was a cave diving video on YouTube where some retards (forget who they were) were casually craving through some narrow passage (as usual) until they emerged in a cavern with millions of spiders on the ceiling and immediately NOPED the fuck out of there. Anyone remember what cave it was?
>>741164307Find it and post it or I will have you killed.
>>741164157I've hiked, ascended mountains, jumped out of a plane and done scuba diving (open ceiling, never closed). Out of all the extreme sports, I will NEVER EVER crawl into a narrow fucking passage where I could get stuck or it could get flooded or caved in. Never ever ever ever. You couldn't pay me. You are retarded. Fuck you and your faggot ass cave. At least if I jumped out of a plane and both my chutes didn't deploy, I'd have a quick death. You will be suffering in agony for many hours before you die just like Jon Jones. You have a death wish and you faggots just risk other people's lives when you get stuck and inevitably need help.
>>741161386>Its a sewer level
>>741164157How does it feel that all of youtube just randomly decided to shit on your hobby?
>>741164157you just want to hog all the treasure for yourself don't you?
>>741164683Not even for 1 million dollars?
>>741164683NTA, but I've never gotten stuck.If a crawl starts squeezing my chest, it's too tight and I stop. Some keep going, not me.
>>741163990Happened to Lord British in Ultima V.At least I think it was V.
>>741164683The only cave I'd splunk in is a giant woman's
>>741165281>you will never be used as Lady Gwynevere's human dildoI fucking hate it here
>>741164683Aw c'mon dude, it's just like Minecraft! You know Minecraft right? Everyone loves Minecraft!
>>741165458>will never get plowed like steamroller by a 10ft half dragon girl
>>741165000Tell that to Jon Jones. And there's been multiple instances of people getting stuck in weird angles like that and a rescue team has to bail them out.
>>741162130Ok but the reason spiders are scary is that they get everywhere and stick to you with their webs and will crawl all over you. A big nigger like this is scary when he's skittering around out of reach, but when he's directly in front of you like this literally just reach out with your hand and grab him and pull apart his legs or something lmao
>>741165759Jon Jones is the UFC fighter bubbaI was wondering "did that giga nigga get trapped in a cave or something? kek"you're thinking of John Jones
>>741163990Would it be possible to dislocate his knees to pull him out?
>>741165759Jon didn't stop, that's the whole point I was making.
>>741162626spiders a pussies bro. Just don't look up Congolese and papa new guinea cryptids. Or the Percy Fawcett spider, apparently they used to kill people in their huts.
>>741164683It literally just depends on the cave you choose. Normal caves don't just randomly flood, and in many areas of the world cave-ins are extremely rare. It only gets really dangerous if you're going into explicitly dangerous areas and pushing your limits.The odds of both your chutes not deploying are probably way higher than the odds of dying in a cave if you're prepared and it's not some deathtrap self-flooding abomination (which the overwhelming majority of them are not)It's just like hiking on a mountain, you can always be a retard and pick poorly delimited paths and go up some cliff that happens to have loose footing, and you didn't check the weather so there's a thunderstorm and you fucking slip off the cliff, break your legs and your phone and die in agony. Any hobby can have situations like these. Most people aren't retards with a deathwish and if you're just hiking along normal paths it's perfectly fine. Same with caving
>What kind of IDIOT would try to fly in the sky like a bird? It's so much safer on the ground!
>>741165000It CANT happen to you.
>>741166292You can't get stuck in a hole that you don't squeeze yourself into, yes.
>>741165000trips of protection
>>741161386why is she wearing make-up for cave divingI hate women
>>741166138At least there's something to gain from achieving flight, there's nothing to gain from sticking your body in small crevices within the Earth.
>>741162130ok look, hear me out
>>741165458>>741165647You wouldn't in their world either, at least it would be unlikely. If they were in this world they would have an only fans and millions of men simping for them, because they were so unique. In their world, only Kings could approach them, and they would make sure no one else could with their armies of loyal men. They would sit upon thrones in Dubai, or some other status symbol spot, because the most powerful man in the world, no matter what world, offer them everything. Could you be so motivated as to turn the world upside down to appease them? Or perhaps you would be the clever Jester, slipping in between the King's guard to offer her a little excitement away from all the flashing lights? I don't know, people always say things like what you guys said, but they are ill prepared to take up the journey.
>>741166437shut the fuck up nigger
>>741166465Oh boohoo excuse me for effort posting instead of just repeating a wojak or a troll post with a Twitter picture. Faggot.
>>741166406There's cool stuff to see down there.
>it's an off-topic thread
>>741166437They aren't the only big women in that world also i can charm them from being a silly little guy
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>>741166138*in the ground
>>741166658OH NO NOT MY DOGSHIT GATCHA THREADS JANNIES HELP ME WE CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT ONLY VIDEO GAMES
>>741165905they were considering breaking his leg bones to get him out but decided the chances of shock killing him were too high iirc
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