>All female wizards are young >All male wizards are elderly Why?
Because we look up to male wizards and want to become female wizards
>>741167028>Why?sex
>>741167028girls just do it for fashion and grow out of it
>>741167028you posted a hag though
>>741167028>All female wizards are young sex.>All male wizards are elderly old wizened wizards with flowing white beards are cool
>>741167028Isn't a female wizard called a witch
>>741167028>30 is considered young
Female Wizards achieve immortality as they focus on metaphysics and can thus achieve high level personal powerMale Wizards seethepost about politics and religion/culture wars all day and focus on achieving collective pseudo political ritual powersee: >Elden Ring >Egyptian religion (where men were most womanly in history) vs Judaism (invented modern masculinity)
>>741167028Because women only get into wizardry to cast rejuvenation spells on themselves.
>>741167028because they are both actully elderlly, and both use wizardry to keep themselves in a form that maximizes sexual appealthey have the capability, why not do it?
>>741167028Because male wizards are either too autistic to care what they look like, or turn themselves into little girls asap.
>>741167028Female wizards are sexy. But male wizards outpace female wizards in competence development. Superannuated female wizards turn into witches, which is a somewhat hostile archetype fundamentally influenced by penis-envy of superior Male Wizards, necessitating a dip into cthonic magics, blood magics, sacrifice shit, cauldron shit, witchy shit which draws upon darkness to gain power
>>741167606>penis-envy>trusting Freudthe idea that women envy cocks is the projection of men wanting women to have complexes over their dicks>that can't be truehave you ever actually heard a women care about dicks on any but the most superficial of levelsvshave you ever seen people on /v/ fetishize the concept of women with complexes over dicks
Lolibaba wizards owe me sex
>>741167028women are better at magic than men
Semen retention.
>>741167402>Egyptian religion (where men were most womanly in history) vs Judaism (invented modern masculinity)That's wildly stupid. One of the apocryphal books is just Hebrews complaining that their women prefer to go to the Egyptian pleasure temples and fuck the horse-dicked men there. Half the reason that Judaism is so heavy on authoritarian patriarchy when it gets invented circa 300BCE (it's not an actual ancient tradition) is that they're surrounded by cultures that are literally trying to cuck them with hunks trained as orgasmic priests.
>>741167828I used the phrase expressionistically, I don't actually think the Freudian penis envy concept is real either
>>741167028Because the idea of a cute witch brat accidentally sending herself into heat with a botched spell or something is way more appealing than some old man doing the same.
Female wizards extract male wizards lifeforce through their cocks in order to keep themselves young
>>741167028>be me >human chud after elves shrink all of humanity >be in pet shop >stupid knife-ear walks in >she looks at me >ohhellno.jgp >picks me up >I get nervous >slip from her palm >elven reflexes kick in >grabs me mid-air >"careful there little one!" >instant throbbing boner guys...
>>741167028Female wizards use shit like time or illusion magic to look young because they are vain.
>>741167961>Hebrews complaining that their women prefer to go to the Egyptian pleasure temples and fuck the horse-dicked men there"Womanly" does not mean emasculated. Egyptian religion had makeup, fancy fashion, orgies, ritual semen and eugenics for red hair. Think of it like Guts with Griffiths head.
Powerful (male) wizards use magic to turn themselves into cute flatchested JKs with big witch hat.
Because you get showered in weaklings. Female magic users operate on the same rules as males as the really old looking ones are always insanely strong compared to the uppity youngsters.
>>741167028a woman's first priorities with magic >vanity>eternal youth>control (of others, such as illusions, charm and familiar summoning)>a coven / social cliquea man's first priorities with magic>wisdom>knowledge>power>necromancy or succubussy if they're freaks
>>741167325No thats just harry potter, a witch is a female warlock
>>741168435>a woman's first priorities with magic >>vanity>>but also eternal youth>a man's first priorities with magic>>poweryou don't see a contradiction in your statement?
>>741167402>Female wizards achieve immortality which is why the only comparisons are a video game and a dead religion (in reality a sex cult) which basically functions as a zoo to the modern man.
>>741168265Womanly seems to have no actual meaning lol>>741168435>man's first priorities with magic>necromancyRather amusing since necromancy actually was something more associated with women until Christianism made it more neutral with all the adaptions of necromantic practices (where do you think the worship of preserved body parts of saints comes from?)
Because witches are cheeky and careless, need correction from old and wise wizards.One can't exist without the other.
>>741167837>t.
>>741167028Because when a cute girl in a mini skirt walks up to an old wizard and asks to learn, he says yes
>>741167028Female wizards you want to fuck, male wizards you wish to learn from.
>>741167028youth restoration is actually fairly attainable for most wisards, appearance is easier but form isn't that much harder. There was one wisard in the past that liked looking old, went by Odin, Hermes, Mercury, Gandalf and many more names. Ambitious wisards are always trying to reach his level and often believe that the old man appearance is important to most of his higher work.the crone who discovered all the properties of herblore chose to look old, didn't want to confuse her grandkids
>>741168540Its a common motif. Circe, Morgan l Fae, Medea were all known to be healers/functionally nigh immortal who have spooky powers.Male 'wizards' were rare until much later and those that are seen as proto wizards (Hermes Trismegistus, Merlin, Zoroaster, the Egyptian Priests of the Pharaoh, Jesus?) were most known for their political and religious subtext>a dead religion (in reality a sex cult) Denounce the Talmud
>>741168605>>Womanly seems to have no actual meaning lolYou're looking at it from the opposite perspective. The things that characterize overwhelmingly women as opposed to men nowadays in general pop culture as well as perceived sex differences and stereotypes, are almost all the same things that characterized Egyptian religion which led to its recognizable style. As Abrahamic religions like Islam spread, those ideas were suppressed so that the men could shout Allahu Akbar
>>741167028because an old witch is a stereotypical crone, and no one likes those - a young witch maintains her youth, displaying her power effortlessly simply through her appearancemeanwhile an old wizard evokes thoughts of wise men pondering they orb, something we all know is very cool - a young wizard gives off apprentice vibes, untrained and unknowingtherefore, when someone makes these characters, they go for the cooler options and not the lame ones
>>741167028foids are superficial and only learned the arts to look young in the first place, men just get regular immortality
>>741170084I'd turn myself into a teenager too
>>741167028
>>741168605>Christianism made it more neutral with all the adaptions of necromantic practices (where do you think the worship of preserved body parts of saints comes from?)Christians honor the dead in the similar manner of voicing respect for a judge in the court of law ("your honor" or "your worship") or honoring the saints and various figures who were martyred. Half the spread of Christianity depended on evangelicals dying to spread the good news and the honoring of the dead and body parts is why Europe's medical system was so thorough from back in the 1300s; it was a public event to do an autopsy and had clergy and government officials participate in the viewing. The Islamic regions and Chinese counterparts had nowhere near as thorough insight to the human body because it was considered unclean. Meanwhile Christians understood we'll be receiving new bodies.
>elaina on MY /v/ what the FUCK
Christianity outlawed necromancy because only Jesus is allowed to resurrect from the dead. 'Necromancer' was a legitimate job in the Roman empire
>>741170473>Europe's medical system was so thorough from back in the 1300HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAChristian savages literally burned down the libraries containing actual medical knowledge, tore down the schools where practice was taught, and tore educated to shreds in the streets as they did with Hypatia. Europe was plunged into a dark age where they clung to shitty translations of fractions of Galen until more Greek literature preserved elsewhere began to circulate and modern research methodology (based on the Greek) spread. Meanwhile, the Christian savages were burning at the stake any woman who had herbal knowledge that had been part of human traditions for tens of thousands of years.
>>741170307just get it over with and turn yourself into a girl
Because anime wouldn't sell if it was old hags casting spells.
Oh and all the martyr shit is fake, early christians were executed because they were pedophiles, cannibals, and brigands who used their black market version of the ubiquitous drug and sex cults of the time to brainwash rich heirs and raise mobs to advance their goals of destabilizing civilization.
>>741170975false
>>741167028Non philosophical answer? Because it sells. In setting answer? Because almost any women would care about her looks more than any other thing they could do.
>>741171069Beyond based. I want everything on that list.
>>741171069This is what I had in mind.
>>741171308thats not the female equivalent of >>741169807
>>741167028elaina get away from those whores
>>741167028Look at this young witch in her prime.
>>741167028Its symbolic of life. Men are more powerful and valuable when they are older. Women start with power and value and diminish with time. Only way they avoid it is to funnel their youth into the creation of a family.
>>741171142Feetosophical answer BTW
>>741168515Wizards want ultimate power not for a goal but for the knowledge of power itself, its the difference between a person who wants to fin in the most they can in a jar for the sake of efficient organization against a person who is just curious about the answer for the sake of the answer.
If I was an old wizard I'd find a way to become a little girl. Imagine a world where the oldest wizards are all little girls.
>>741171726>turn yourself into a loli>spend all your time molesting the women in the town(s) near your tower
>>741167028Wizard power is based on semen saturation. While male wizards tend to have enough saturation after age 30, young female wizards spend their time getting filled frequently, and thus, show magic power at a far younger age (avg. 14)
The cutest homewrecker
clearly nobody on /v/ watched it but this anime stunlocked /a/ because the chick on the left keeps in long standing tradition of wizards and witches having an inverted morality and not applying ethics to her dilemmas
The traveling witch anime? I watched like 3 episodes and though it sucked
>>741167028In the Belgariad, eldest wizard Belgarath posited that men who capable of sorcery stop aging when they are old because elder men are believed to be distinguished, wised, and are afforded respect. An old woman is just a hag, a crone, a witch, and is not afforded any respect at all.
>>741167028Why post this here?Because if you post this on /a/, the mods there will immediately delete your thread and ban you for being off topic.What should we do about /a/?
Big witch hats are wholesome.Small witch hats are lewd.I don't make the rules.
I only play noita with the megumin skin
>>741167071sex with old men...
>>741167254this, young stylish male wizards are unbelievably cringe. old male wizards are incredibly cool and iconic. middle aged male wizards are especially good when they're evil. female wizards work when they're young, but old hag witches are cool too.
>>741173231The old hag must be very ugly and very old.
>>741167028Wizards are all originally men. When they become too old, they turn themselves into forever young female wizards.
>>741167028Marry, fuck, kill.
>>741167028one of them cucks the MC later
>>741172950Scum from /v/ should do nothing about /a/, deleting your shitposts is what's supposed to happen
>>741171504>Men are more powerful and valuable when they are olderWagecuck perspectiveAlexander the Great was 16 and a half when he conquered PersiaTesla was still wearing diapers when he jury rigged his first lightbulb
>>741168540You don't know many legends eh?
>>741173231This. I fucking love hags and crones (non-sexually).
>>741173321>Wizards are all originally men.not trueThe first MAGICU CASTAS~~~ of history were female
>>741171769that looks retarded
>>741167028because I want to fuck elaina in the ass. It's that simple
>>741173321 Prehistoric Shamans Anthropological evidence suggests that shamans could be either male or female. In hunter-gatherer societies, spiritual roles were often fluid. Some cultures emphasized male shamans (e.g., Siberian traditions), while others had female shamans or “medicine women.” Cave art and burial sites (like the Gravettian “Venus” figurines) hint that women may have held ritual-magical authority alongside men. Mesopotamian Magicians The āšipu (exorcists) and barû (diviners) were usually men, tied to temple bureaucracy. However, witchcraft accusations in Mesopotamian texts often targeted women, showing that magical practice outside official priesthood was associated with female figures too. Egyptian Priest-Magicians Egyptian magic was practiced by both genders. Male priests invoked gods in temple rituals, but Isis was revered as the archetypal magician, and women often used household spells, charms, and amulets. Some papyri record female healers and midwives using incantations. Greek & Roman Traditions In Greece, pharmakeia (sorcery with herbs) was often linked to women — think of figures like Circe and Medea in myth. Men dominated formal ritual magic (curse tablets, necromancy), while women were frequently depicted as witches in literature. Rome inherited this duality: male magicians in state religion, female witches in folklore.
>>741167028an old wizard is cool because age implies he has more knowledge and magical power.but no one wants to see an old lady so female wizards are always young, even when they are old.
>>741167028Male wizards want to be respectedFemale wizards want to be attractive
>>741173919>MAGICU CASTAS~~~You couldn't be anymore cringe if you tried
>>741174179naizuri
>>741174203This aint twitter buddy
>>741167028its like that irl too
>>741173747>Alexander the Great was 16 and a half when he conquered PersiaImagine how powerful he would have been when he was 50. That's why the gods cut his reign short
>>741174038>Some cultures emphasized male shamans (e.g., Siberian traditions), while others had female shamans or “medicine women.”This is the exact opposite, actually. Altaic languages share a word for female shaman while each branch has its own word for a male shaman, who seemingly didn't really emerge until metalworking developed.
>>741167028Half those little girls used to be old men.
>>741167028All women quit their job when they get pregnant.
>>741167028This mage is literally psychotic.
>>741167028the blue megumin is a gorillion (50 or something) year old loli mage
>>741168265Lots of societies had men wear makeup. America (your country) in its start for example.
>>741170848And despite that they were still more advanced than china and arabia.
>>741174946>America (your country)?
why are there tradlarpers in my loli wizard thread?
>>741175115>more advanced than china and arabia.only post reneissance (rediscovery of Greek writing, thanks to the fall of Christianity in the east and the translation of Greek texts by Arabs
>>741168265oh hey its like the vikings staying clean and having primitive grooming tools making women swoon over them
>>741175115>they were still more advanced than china and arabialol
>>741167028>All female wizards are youngTrue!
>>741175115>they were still more advanced than china and arabia.Should we tell him?
>>741167028>female wizards use their magic to look young>male wizards just focus on studying tomes
>>741167028Peak pairing.
>>741167028>In a fight, everyone ITT would lose to herYou're all pathetic.
>>741175442God damn lolicons
>>741167254>>All female wizards are young >sex.>>All male wizards are elderly >sexfixed
>>741167028>>All male wizards are elderly I'm a wizard and I'm not old though. 32 is still young!
female wizards are smart enough to learn the spell that restores your youth
For me it's clerk
>>741175602>it only takes two of us approaching from opposite sides to overwhelm her>one of us gets incinerated>the other can just walk up to her now motionless bodyAre you sure about that?
The Witcher novels had a good and logical explanation on it, especially since mages can change their appearances with spells and glamour. Image management.Easier to ZOG-takeover a medieval kingdom if the king sees a venerably senior male advisor / hot philippa eilheart mommy
>>741167028You get powerful enough as a Male Wizard until you can Polymorph into a young Female Wizard.
>>741167028Consider pic related.
>>741177662>*casts explosion on her own position to take out all 3 of you
>>741177662Hey anon, I agree. You should take her front. I'll come from behind.
>>741167028Wrong. All young wizards are old men. All elderly wizards turn themselves into cute girls.
