>shadow temple gore>a jump button>THIS
>>741167372>Totk and Botw had the same fairies with huge busts and tits jiggling>oh no, they couldn't have the designs in this remakefuck off, kys, the works
0% chance of the Water Temple surviving unneutered
They should add Ruto impaled on a spike or something in that room she swims up to and then disappears.
>>741167372I think Princess Ruto will be less horny for Hylian boys in the remake.I also think they'll cut the Gerudo.
>>741167372Betting good money they'll cover up Ruto's tits like in the 3DS remake and Hyrule Warriors. Although the Zora in BotW/TotK didn't have boob flaps so maybe they'll be based again. I'm not counting on it though.
>>741167372Ruto's boobs from the original N64 version(already censored 15 years ago in OoT3D)
Nabooru's dialogue is probably going to be toned way down. "Ara ara would you like me to give you something special young boy" stuff doesn't fly that much in this gay new world
>>741168909>>741168796>>741168870As long as she doesn't have fucking eyes for ears this time, I'm fine
>>741168314Those grotesque obese trannies were not the same
>>741168796>>741168870>>741168909>>741168927I get the feeling one of the very first things they talked about was how much/little they could get away with regarding Ruto lmao. She's like the first thing that came to my mind too.
>>741167372She is ugly. Who cares?
>>741168909The Zora in BotW barely had any female dimorphism to cover up.
>>741168796>Secret boss fight against the creature who clawed Lake Hylias tree>Secret boss fight in big gorons sword quest (the guy who goes to the lost woods and turns into a stalfos but in this one goes red skeleton on you)Little optional things I can live with.
>>741167372I never understood why the great fairies were drag queens in the first place
>>741169642I always thought they were just crazy ladies wearing a bunch of makeup
>>741168909So hear me out they could hit two birds with one stone if they give her like some "tadpole" likeness to safe horny censor it, but also expand lore because we know from MM that they basically grow like that from eggs anyway. Would also be a better reason to be forced to carry her around if she doesn't have fully functioning clod hoppers yet rather than "I'm a spoiled brat".
>>741169642because its funny, just like tingle, just like the big, fat zora in the older 2D zeldas, just like the droopy manboobs of the elder gorons in twilight princess. the franchise has always used ugly body humor.
>>741169787That's correct. The ones in BotW were drag queens though and it was horrid.
>>741169642>>741169787I assumed the design was a joke that only the Japanese understood.That or the OoT Great Fairies are just their fetish. That's possible.
Shadow Temple will be disneyfied just like the 3DS demake for sure.
>>741169962They molested Link several times and all Hylia and Zelda did was watch.
>>741167372>0% chanceAn entirely White Hylian and Kokiri population. They will 100% add in black/brown/asian NPCs just randomly about. Like how nu-Fable has, pretending everyone is just "one human race".If I'm wrong, I'll give $100 PayPal to anybody that doubts me.
>>741168314Yeah man, a buncha obese drag queens is totally the same thing
>>741167372Why would you need or want a jump button?
>ruto's design>gerudo's design>ganondorfs design will likely be more japanese themed like every game since TP>dampe might get reworked altogether>talon's dialogue about marrying off malon to you will 100% be gone>zora's sapphire being a betrothal gem will 100% be gone>bunnymask guy will 100% not have downs syndromewhat other retarded """""problematic""""" things exist that will get altered or removed?>skulls and bones are already gone from OOT3D version>tutorial stones EVERYWHERE
>>741170159We're talking about gameplay impacted changes, who gives a shit about some NPC's
>>741170378silence nigger
I better be able to still beat Ganondork with a Bottle.
>>741170650lmao, go bitch about irrelevant bullshit elsewhere, like you really spend more than a minute in any given zelda town
>>741170362>>gerudo's designThe Gerudo design is something they might keep in actually. The Gerudo from BotW were straight up hornier than the ones from OOT.
>>741170716Good goy. Thank you for defending the chosen ones.
>>741170951>goy>japanese game
arachnophobia mode. look in your heart, you know it to be true
>>741167372They already had her in Hyrule Warriors with no issue.
>>741171000fine, goyjin then
>>741168909we were robbed
>>741170718That does raise an interesting question. What's more problematic, Gerudo who are all Thieves or Gerudo who are all horny for Hylian Men?
>>741171062original great fairies>underboob exposedHW great fairy>underboob covereduh huh
>>741170159>They will 100% add in black/brown/asian NPCs just randomly about.Good, I wanna see you fucking cry and get upset about it you fragile little weak bitch
>>741171062>no issues>put pants and basically a top on heralright man, full hijabs by 2030
>>741171163Post your hand.
>>741171247>p-post y-y-y-your hand
Are there dark-skinned Hylians or do they just have a farmer's tan? Because most Hylians with darker skin tones in Breath of the Wild/Tears were Stable workers.
>>741171247Not until you post proof that you have a lack of transgender / interracial cuckoldry porn in your search history. You reactionary types are all the same. Weak, mediocre men with sad shameful little lives.There WILL be black Hylians and they WILL make Ganon transgender and if it makes you upset then GOOD you tender motherfucking bitch
>>741171154You're sacrificing underboob and thighs for more cleavage, exposed tummy, and much better ass.Fair trade imo.
>>741171467Kek he got you. You're afraid to post your hand because you're brown
>Hyliniggers>Nigger EmblemGlad I didn't buy a switch 2
>>741169057She'll be rewritten like she's your nanny.
>>741167372I'm unironically going to be sad when they cut all the islamic shit from the game>Eerie chants in Fire Temple already removed>Mirror shield design removed>All the blocks with moon and star in them>Going to tone down the Gerudo women>Spirit temple will have muslim symbolism removed
They're not going to make Ganondorf sympathetic, right?He's an evil asshat and needs to get stabbed in the face.
>>741168314They looked like grotesque drag queens with implants.Easily the worst designed Great Fairies in the entire series, Wind Waker comes in second.
whatever happens i will be mad and post the same screenshot for years in every thread about it
>>741171658I'm a passerby, "post your hand" is the most bitch made "I don't have an actual rebuttal" weak beta replyThe kind of post made by someone who's skin tone is the only thing they have going for them
>>741168314Would.
Ok Anon, let's shift gears a bit. Even if the remake ends up inferior to the OG (It will be)what is ONE cool thing they can do to satisfy you?for me is expanding on the Sheikah and making them even more horrible than they were on the OG
>>741171775Why would they tone down Gerudo women, when they were literally horny as fuck in the most recent 3D Zelda game?
>>741171974>they look like drag queens>are bio-womenyeah, time to make a deposit, that sounds winning af to me
>>741172029Instead of slamming into the ground, let me use Din's Fire to fire punch enemies in the face.
>>741171659>Reddit man>Election tourist>Forced racism>NDSGoing for all of the checkmarks
>>741172029Crank the difficulty way up on Dark Link and make it so that none of the exploits from the original work. Make that fight feel like you're playing against someone that knows OOT like the back of their fucking hand and it's genuinely hard as fucking balls. I want to feel like I did when I was a kid and getting my ass handed to me by him again, but this time because the fight's actually hard and not because I'm a dumb kid.
>>741171775Arabic fantasy makes for really cool inspiration when its not held down by the retardation of the actual Islamic religion.
>>741167372The character desgin will be worse than the StarFox demake.
>>741171483Canonically no but there are in BotW. Gerudo are your dark skinned race.
>>741170718>>741172053Yeah the Gerudo women in general are one of the few things I'm not worried about in the remake. In fact I kind of expect that they might even be more lewd going off of BotW/TotK. I'm way more worried about stuff like Nabooru's dialogue specifically or Ruto's tits.
>>741167372>You won't need to play or learn the songs on the ocarina because of zoomer adhd.Grim
>>741172029more fishing
>>741172009n't
>>741170159>ASIAN PEOPLE>IN MY JAPANESE GAME?
>>741172332You can say the same of any religion. Especially Christians
>>741173036BUT ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!
>>741173425YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL
>>741173472MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!
>>741173472DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
Will they finally let Link smooch the Cucco Lady?
>>741173036I agree, but in regards to "Arabic fantasy" I mean things that while maybe influenced by the Islamic religion, also extend beyond it.Things like desert settings, hookah pipes, harems and dancers, djinn.Of course western political dogma also hinders displaying such things as well, so its not just the Islamic faith that is responsible.
>>741173527HOW! HOW COULD I'VE BEEN SO DEFEATED?!
>>741173708Thats a more fair take yeah. Arabian culture has some really awesome stuff in it, from weapons, architecture, music, food and even myths.
>>741174073I'LL KILL YOU AND THE NIGHT!
>>741171974>Wind Waker comes in second.You mean you wouldn't want to feel all those hands groping you, jerking you off, tousling your hair and hugging you tight all at the same time?
>>741172739And the whole ocarina playing will be neutered as fuck. You wont be able play notes outside the songs' scale, or pitch bend or add vibrato.
>>741167372The creepy and bloody nature of this guy.
>>741170159The original OoT already had brown NPCs you retarded tourist
>>741174298They look retarded.I like pretty girls. Not faceless, and curveless "women" just because they have 4 hands.
>>741169642>seductive giant fairy woman with massive tits going ufufu uhuhu? must be a drag queen only drag queens have lots of make-upYou okay man?
>>741169193>>741170259>>741171974They aren't drag queens or trannies at all. What the fuck are you guys smoking?
>>741175065Maybe not trannies, but they absolutely look like drag queens, dude
>>741168314This cunt literally tried comparing nuZelda's obese whale fairies with the sex goddesses from OOT/MM and TP. Do not be like him.
>>741172009i honestly wish i never saw this picturedon't know if i can fap to these anymore knowing that their tits:fat ratio isn't actually good
>>741167372I actually think we do get a jump button. The fact it was just part of Echoes of Wisdom shows they think jumping is now just a basic part of the series. I don't think we'll get climb everything, but I assume OoT remake is probably build on the BotW/TotK engine and will probably feel the same when playing. And yes, I think this means we'll get a stamina wheel instead of rolling.
>>741167372>he didn't know how to unlock the secret cutscenes
>>741175065I said they *looked* like drag queens.And yes, they objectively do. I would not be shocked in the slightest if they even mentioned it in an interview that it was their inspiration for them.
I'll be shocked if there isn't a jump button. People pretty much demand a jump button these days
>>741171154>>741171197>design 100x sexier and better looking than the original>hurrrrrr it's le bad because it's not exactly the sameI hate you faggots
Not looking forward to what they do here.
>>741175212To be fair CSR absolutely gave the TP great fairy a major upgrade in that artwork, but yeah. TP design is still in general much better. Though I think aside from Link and Zelda themselves, most characters in the game were weird looking.
>>741170362>bunnymask guy will 100% not have downs syndromew-what?
>"You have to fuck the 4 Great Fairies. Don't be a coward, it's to save the Kingdom of Hyrule."
i kind of like the slam pigs from BOTW. Something about the juxtaposition between our fleeting connection to the natural world and a 30 foot tall shortstack with huge fucking tits does things to my pp if u know what I mean.
>>741171987ching chong ding dong nigger
>>741175690It's like a high schooler trying to fit in, well it is almost that time of year
>>741172252This. Dark Link should be such a mother fucker that he completely overwrites the internet's bitching about the water temple for decades to come
>>741175772Dark Link has to put genuine fear into first time players. I want Polygon writers in tears.
>>741172823japs dont even like looking at themselves, as evidenced by anime and their plastic surgery
>>741175303Oh fuck, I never even thought about climbing. Please fucking not. It's such an industry standard now I was surprised not to see it in fable 4
>>741171483Also from lurelin a beach town
>>741175769i am le mateurrr brownoid redditor larping as an oldfag
>>741175582running man/postman is mentally deficient to an ambiguous degree. he will most likely not have the same odd-looking face he was given to intentionally look retarded.
>>741171163But it's only like that now because of fragile little weak bitches crying and getting upset about there only being white and asian people. Why do you argue like this?
>>741168314>oh no, they couldn't have the designs in this remakePlease understand, feeling victimized is the only way to win the culture war
>>741167372Homogenous Hylians. round-eared Gerudo. Hidden skills. Moving and swinging a sword. No busy work crafting/cooking horseshit. No stamina meter. Better dungeons.>>741175480No different from how Wind Waker did their gormy character designs. Talk about cel-shading all you want, but a lot of those characters were GORMED.
>>741171247aren't YOU supposed to post your hand first before asking others to do so?how can we take your post seriously if you don't put your money where your mouth is?
>>741175959See
>>741175961That makes sense but ambiguously retarded is basically the default for non story zelda npcs so he'll probably be alright. Why would they change Dampe? He looks retarded but I think he's just a creep.
>>741176134they'd change dampe for the same reason, he's a disfigured abomination, also he lets you defile graves for a bribe which is almost problematic, which is why I said I think dampe/kakariko graveyard might get reworked entirely. at best they'll go the goofy, safe route and make him cartoonish like koltin
Understand that we are currently in the best time for zelda fans. A new game with no details shown lets our imaginations run free and we feel our love for zelda stronger than any actual game will.I'm not looking forward to the comedown when they announce it's just a graphic port.
>>741176354>digging up gravesI can totally see them adding in some hokey-jokey, throwaway line how the graveyard in kakariko doesn't actually have any bodies and it's just some weird fixation from dampe, like he's obsessed with being a graveyard keeper so they let him turn some useless plot of land into a faux-graveyard.
>>741170159God I hope not
>>741175997>Homogenous HyliansNot having this shit drove me insane in recent games.Why did we suddenly throw logical consistency out of the window for fictional worlds to look like modern new york? It'd be like visiting Gerudo Town and having a bunch of people that look like Princess Zelda herself.I hate it so fucking much.
>>741176116see my sticky sweaty nuts on your forehead
>>741176637stop noticing, do it willingly otherwise they'll force your behaviors :)
Does the PC port of OOT have nude mods? The fairies should be completely naked
>>741176354>>741176501I recently made a thread about how much I hate the baby talk in totk but I don't think they would stoop that low. I'm really hoping they have some self awareness and understand the fan's tendency to cling to anything slightly edgy in these games. They have to know that the core fans of ocarina are like 40 and the creepypasta legends like ben drowned. I hope the "realistic" graphics show that they're taking a grittier approach than they have been
>>741176637I like it when there's just a handful cause people travel, that makes sense. Makes the world feel more alive and lived in over sectioned off zones. Have the towns really gone melting pot?
>>741176896Future Castle Town is just FULL of burning corpses and ReDeads.
>>741176896>grittier approachnigga do you SEE the goofy proportions of child link's face? don't be fooled into thinking better graphics=realistic and gritty like TP tried doing.
>>741176637Stop buying the games then.
>>741176637>logical consistencyThe hylian empire covers different ethnic regions
>>741171125Does she have four eyes or are the front two fake?
>>741177213Thats nice.Guess that means they had to import all the refugees into the Hylian Equivalent of London too.
>>741177120>his argument against realism is the weird proportions>cites FUCKING TWILIGHT PRINCESS for the game that tried realistic and gritty as his counter argument when the characters look like thisbrother you have got to be milking my titties right now
>>741177248Why don't you have four eyes? You could see all around you with four eyes. Are you stupid or something? Fucking two-eyes.
>>741176354>Literally unchanged in the Link's Awakening remakeThey won't touch Dampe anon.
>>741168314those hideous tranny fairies?
>>741177264Do zoomers just refuse to learn basic critical thinking, or are the teachers to blame?
>Diversity in OoT HyliansHow, there's like, two major settlements and no one really travels in and out of the Kingdom other then the Happy Mask Salesman.
>>741177072>The game starts with Link's mom getting raped by moblins before escaping to the forest. >She collapses dead in front of the deku tree who lets out a rumbling scream of sorrow and rage as the camera pans above him to the sky where the game's logo appears in flames>black metal rendition of start screen music>>741177120I mean "realistic" in the way people describe OoT and TP as realistic. Cartoony but not cel shaded essentially
I'm a Wind Wakerfag but even i think Ganon in OoT is the coolest final boss in the entire series. Insane atmosphere. They are totally making the fight brighter and the music remix is gonna suck
"Timeless Gameplay" means it's literally just going to be a 1:1 remake like Starfox 64, just with better cutscenesTemper your expectations
>>741177120TP is absolutely stylized. It was just the "most realistic looking" at the time it was made, so everyone misremembers it as if it was trying to be as realistic as possible.>>741177460I will never forgive them for Link's Awakening remake.I fucking despised that little "toy figure" style they went with so much and that is one of my favorite 2D Zelda games.If ANYTHING deserved the cel shaded / BotW look, it was Link's Awakening.Instead we got fucking Lego Zelda.
>>741167372>He thinks they won't add a jump and stamina systemMaybe you'll get to craft some stuff too!Also, yellow paint.
>>741167372If Nintendo has the balls to bring back ALLAH chant, I'd buy a Switch 2 right the fuck now.
>>741177620Oh, yeah. I forgot Link's mom died in......a war? Wait, what/who killed Link's mom again?
>>741177720>We literally had a watercolour styled remake on the Switch of a similar scope and budget>Link's Awakening got the Brilliant Diamond treatment instead so they could sell a lackluster dungeon maker
>>741167372The Great Fairy will be in, they just need to put some protein in her
>>741171483not until the later games
>>741175212TP's great fairy had down syndrome
>>741177705i am also a very literal person and i believe "timeless gameplay" means they are going to remove the timers from timed sections of the game such as the biggoron trade sequence
>>741177519Even the "Japanese" Hylians (the Shiekah) in their isolated ninja village had a few broken branches in TOTK. Goytendo's been on that ESG Finkberg Train since at least 2014, when the head of Oasis was emailing Iwata personally to tell him to create shit like Pokemon Go (you know the thing which was actively used to create geo maps for State intelligence organizations?)The road to selling your soul is paved with mutts and illumination movies...
>>741167372>>741171974>>741171062It's really the subtle details that people don't appreciate unless you're a true gooner.1: The color in between the leaves match the color of her skin, implying that the leaves are semi see-through. Not a solid fabric. Of course because it's a kids game, I'm not expecting to see her areola and snatch through the leaves. But leaving her skin bare through the leaves is a lot lewder than making it solid.2: The underboob. Underboob will always be 10x more lewd than a standard bra look or bustier look.3: The pose. Legs wide open, airing out the pussy.I'll give the BOTW fairies some credit, because they have some pinching along their body that makes them look nice and soft. But ultimately, they made them big enough to pass as "body positive". That was the trade off. They would never give that design to a slimmer woman.Hyrule Warriors's great fairy went with the stereotypical genie, or belly dancer look. Which is for sure the safe and acceptable option. For some reason, even the most ardent feminists love belly dancing. They start "yassing" it up, when they see belly dancing. It's a socially acceptable display of female sexuality. But I'm sorry, the belly dancer look is not as goonerrific as the more sparse, underboob look of the original OoT Great Fairy.
>>741177874They made a dungeon maker? lol that explains a bit. I didn't even realize.
>>741167372Honestly it's a bit of a crapshoot what might be removed since Monolithsoft is developing. I just hope they keep the biblical aspects of the Goddesses. I just started replaying the game again and the Triforce/Sacred Realm scenes are absolutely wonderful.
>>741180080>since Monolithsoft is developing.Who IS developing it?/v/ first told me it was americans, then jeets (Although same thing), now it's Monolith?
>>741179626Well there's also the fact that HW Great Fairy is basically a joke character who's moveset revolves around humiliating Link.
Only things I really fear are sweeping censorship and butchering the OST.
>>741167372Anon the Great Faires in BotW/TotK literally sexually assault Link to upgrade his clothing, why do you think they'll kiddify them now?
>>741177505Whaa??? Why is blud yappin about? Tf he mean?Don't he know that having a large empire means everyone from all corners ends up scattered through every small bumfuck down like a bowl of mixed M&Ms?To answer your question anon, its both.They refuse to learn and the teachers refuse to engage with them. Because they are afraid of physical assault most likely these days.
>>741171062I like that the footfag on the dev team made her barefoot and gave her a bunch of stomp attacks.
>>741175464>more covered up = sexierok mohammed kill yourself
>>741167372she will look like what she does in hyrule warriors
>>741167372I hope this isn’t going to be a 1:1 remake, but knowing Nintendo doing the easiest and cheapest thing is what they’ll do. Game Freak taught them too many bad lessons.
>>741167372she won't be voiced by Morrigan anymore :(
>>741167372I love when rightards get angry over imaginary censorship that nobody even wants lmao The fucking fairies from BotW/TotK sexually assault Link with their giants lips and tits and you think this is gonna be a problem?
>>741175146You are gay.
>>741179626Based chronic masturbator.
>>741181742No, gay would be liking drag queens, anon.
>>741181129>I hope this isn’t going to be a 1:1 remakeI have terrible news brother.
>>741167372>The poe collector implying he would be a male prostitute if he looked as handsome as Link>The guard dying in castle town alley>The carpenters being stereotypically gay and calling Link cute>Ganondorf coughing blood
>>741167372>Shadow Temple everything>Bottom of the WellThese are going to be completely redone because of CERO. Recent years have NOT been kind and things that slid when game graphics weren't as distinct have been firmly planted into C or above.>Great FairyTotally covered, will probably look closer to the Hyrule Warriors design. Still sexy, but no clevage or vines. Nintendo isn't like how they were in the Gamecube days. No more naked fairy for us. Which is funny since all of the Zora will still be naked. CERO doesn't seem to care when nakedness is from non human species.>GerudoNo mentions of kidnapping, the Carpenters will instead have been doing a job for them and simply got lazy.
>>741167372>a jump buttonGood, I miss auto-jumps. I liked that they made platforming convenient and fast-paced, but it wasn't some gay scripted mini-cutscene. You can actually mess up by not going at a good angle. It was REAL.
>>741182185>>The carpenters being stereotypically gay and calling Link cuteThis wont be cut.BotW and TotK had even gayer carpenters. Bolson is overtly gay and Hudson has literal penis hair.
>>741168909Nutendo is so pathetic they removed the "filthy monkey" fantasy racism in StarFoxyou really think they have the balls to include 4k nude fish-nymph tits?
>>741171125Yes we were.
>>741170159The difference is Oot has a much smaller collection of handmade, more meaningful NPCs, while botw just spammed hundreds of low quality, worthless Miis across Hyrule. So they might mainly stick to the existing NPCs and won't randomly make some of them black or some bullshit.>picGod this shit fucking sickening and breaks the immersion. Not even real life modern UK has that many minorities,.
>>741172823just ignore how the original was also japanese though!
>>741168909I want to get lewdo with princess ruto (child timeline)
>>741172823In a setting based on Europe? There have always been Asian looking NPCs in Zelda, but they fit right in because they made sense. Happy mask salesman looks asian but he's a traveling merchant. The dancing sisters in Majora's Mask had very ethnic vibe to them with their dance, designs, and music. The sheikah in breath of the wild are basically like Japanese ninjas.
>>741175065They see trannies in the clouds, in their soup, in their dreams
>>741174614Show me a single Hylian here that looks like a brown person. There was only the Gerudo, who are not Hylian. botw just made Hyrule look like modern day US with the melting pot bullshit.https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Characters_in_Ocarina_of_Time
>>741175403Because they're very low poly. It's hard to make a giant exotic fairy with makeup with more feminine features when the resources you have are limited. She looks more like a bimbo gypsy.
>>741177120>don't be fooled into thinking that realistic and gritty graphics means it will be gritty and realistic, which the original mostly was aiming for.
>>741178195I'd prefer a beautiful downy fairy as opposed to an obese tranny fairy any day. Next.
>>741182684Did you so this?Pls also do it for pre timeskip Zelda.
being able to hookshot anything wooden or chain link. just something small that will make the game less soulful
>>741167372This would be called woke today
>>741171974Nintendo games are so fucking ugly it's insane
>>741167372Do you really want tranny fairies? I was traumatized by those things, their laugh.I really hope they make them at least female.Also, every women in the game were swooning for Link ( Malon, Zora, the Gerudo Girl and Zelda) that's probably won't happen.And Twinrowa being hot and giving Link a wink also won't happen.So is Gannondorf vomiting blood.No matter what, this game will ruin the original in some way.Even StarFox ended the casual racism... People are too soft.
>>741186163Anons just keep finding ways to articulate the soul of OoT. Just imagine if they managed to make a huge game that retained the essence of the original the kind of hypothetical shit you would discuss on the playground back in the day
>>741182291>all of the Zora will still be nakedRuto will definitely have her "dress" that she's had since the 3DS design.
>>741167372>shadow temple gorewhat gore?
>>741188201couple blood stains and super spooky skulls in the walls. It was a genuinely spooky atmosphere but it just sounds like boo haunted house shitn
>>741188263*sounds like boo haunted shit when you spell it outFucking auto post sniped me.
>>741179626>>741167372gooned hard to her and her sisters as a kid, not ashamed to admit it
>>741171125She's not that pretty.Her cunny form is leak, though
>>741167372giant naked freaky fairy lady?loooooonk's amply equipped for this
>>741175772Ninty ought to consult fromsoft, they seem to know their bs.
I'm pro fin-bra for adult Ruto.It's the implication if nipples under them that makes it even more alluring.Hyrule Warriors was the best thing to happen to Ruto for giving us fin-bra in HD.
>>741175649>30 foot tall short stackEverybody get aload of the most retarded thing I have EVER seen posted on /v/. This is even stupider than the guy on /int/ who thought onions grew on trees. (And i mean actual onions, not the fabaceae word filter)
>>741168314sneed, you first tourist, the patreon watermark from a decade says otherwise.
>>741170650>>741170951>>741171064Stop with your autism.
>>741188873I dunno I like to imagine she just has nipples and the game sensors them out like when I woke up to inuyasha late at night and there was a bunch of nippleless chicks flying around.How do the fin bras even work? Is it clothes or actually part of her? I can rationalize that she isn't slimy or scaly (zoras scale that lets you dive is a symbolic artifact, not part of the kings ass) but how can I suck a tit if it has to open up like predator's mouth to get at it?
>>741189063are you implying you have evidence to suggest the size of male great fairies relative to the chicks we see in game?
>>741175065They're fat, which means they're tranny American men.
>>741189873Are the americans in the room with us now?
>>741181698>The fucking fairies from BotW/TotK sexually assault Link with their giants lips and tits and you think this is gonna be a problem?its different because they feature body positivity and are really old looking woman. pretty much what I classify as "safe"also we don't know who is making or directing this ocarina remake.
>>741169193>>741170259>>741171974>>741177491>fervently worshiping trannies, desperately wanting everything to be trannies>repeated repliesThe jeets are becoming incredibly desperate to destroy any and all discourse and poison the wells.
>>741170378Desecrating NPCs is far worse than letting you jump or fixing a rolling bug.
>>741167372All the muslim chanting (again). Ruto's boobs (again), no blood or blood textures anywhere in the game. Breast reductions on everyone. Nabooru and the other Gerudos get a full blouse. I see normalfags on social media getting excited to see the creepy parts of OoT in HD and I'm just thinking "Oh hun, no".Sheik may have they/them pronouns.
>>741176808Very gay, I thought you hated gays.
>>741190187>I'm just thinking "Oh hun, no".Please tune your inner monologue to sound less faggy.
>>741189941Everyone defending the Barf of the Warf drag queen trannies.
>>741167372remakes suck ass as a rule but why are you preemptively imagining things to get mad at
>>741190041I never mentioned trannies.Fuck off, retard.
>undo the censorship>darken up the atmosphere a touch>double down on the horrorUse every damned inch of that T rating, ffs>>741175772>>741175887Ive got it, implement that amiibo shit they did in smash 4, where it learns how to beat your ass. Let it learn your style from 00:00 time played, learns from all saves and is hard coded in, so babbys starting over cant escape from hell. Make the dankest of souls cry out "Lord have mercy, for what we are about to recieve!">>741177120>kids are supposed to look like super models!Either you need to get out more, or spent some time on an island anon.
>>741190524Yes, you did.
>>741190875(You)
>>741190041Did you read the posts you quoted you fucking retard? Where is there worship in ANY of them?
>>741182570Not that they're afraid to put flamboyant homos in their game, but I mean just the way they're portrayed is kind of pathetic. They got captured by Gerudos, probably trying to join them because homos bond with women well. They're really whiny. And the way they prance while running makes them look more stereotypically gay. Calling Link cute made it even more obvious they're gay as opposed to just flamboyant like Bolson. Bolson was more of a chad homo since he's a professional. But it's too much a coincidence that the construction NPCs are always homo so maybe they will keep it but just portray the homos more positively.
>>741191204Hes one of those dumbasses that tries to twists the meaning of what people say."Ohh? Trannies you say? Is ALL you think about trannies? You must be OBSESSED with trannies. You see them in everything!"
>>741186163That is a weird nitpick and I'm in the boat that more restrictions makes Zelda better. Not less soulful but it can possibly complicate level design since there's wood everywhere.
>>741167372Didn't they keep the same design for Hyrule Warriors
>>741177120This is Grok's interpretation. Not the worst.
>>741191321High school girl on twitter tier shit, must think that's a major own or something
I prefer the alttp or Minish Cap Fairies personally. But that screaming laugh from OoT is burned into my head.
>>741191165>>741191204>>741191321>no no no men who pretend to be women aren't trannies stop being mean to them!
>>741191321When you call every female character that isn't an anime loli a tranny in every thread about female characters, then yes you do come off as obsessive and enraptured with trannies.
>>741174614and they ate rocks !
Please tell me this is just a placeholder, and they're not actually recycling the SS Master Sword and Hylian Shield YET AGAIN. I can respect if they want to use more realistic art style and reimagine some stuff. New Kokiri fashion, Link's new clothes and bedroom, the possibility of fairies having visible humanoid bodies engulfed in balls of light, that's all fine with me, but using the same designs from a Wii game instead of branching off from what Ocarina of Time actually had or could have had is peak soulless. It feels like a sort of NSMB-ification of Zelda, same as using the BotW logo design yet again. At that point, why even remake the game if you're going, as if it's something truly significant, as if it's worthy of being reborn, only to show such little respect for its artistic sensibilities? Isn't that a bit self-defeating? It's saying that you'll only go so far to deepen this world on its own merits, which seems not far enough given its legacy.
hate hate hate when some new hair realism tech gets invented and they force it onto the player character making them look like shitI don't need every strand of hair to be animated I just don't want the character to look like shit
>>741167372she's IN and you know itprobably just a tiny easter egg like botw
>>741191516You don't need to keep replying to me. I saw you try to twist shit once. The 7th time change nothing you obsessed faggot.
>>741191556>Please tell me this is just a placeholderIt's not. This is an OoT taking place in a separate timeline created by both Zelda and the Zonai in TotK. Nintendo calls it "Reborn".
>>741191838>OoT taking place in a separate timeline created by both Zelda and the Zonai in TotK. >Nintendo calls it "Reborn".Source?
>>741179626>gooner aficionado who never cums
>>741188873unbelievably based
>>741191810>constantly talks about drag queens and trannies when women are around>calls everyone else obsessed
>>741192140
>>741191961For the timeline it's my interpretation. We'll know for sure when we see a full trailer. For "Reborn" Nintendo removed the leaked description for the game. But there's articles online that caught it.>The N64 classic reborn as a full remake for Nintendo Switch 2. Experience Ocarina of Time with stunning visuals, updated designs, and timeless gameplay.
>>741171987>doesnt post their handGrim
>>741171987*a brown passerby
>>741192289retard
>>741192178Whats wrong with them? Ew
>>741192382I could be wrong but you can't entirely deny it either.
>>741192289>For the timeline it's my interpretation.Not this shit again.
>>741182173I feel like if it was, they wouldn’t make a big deal about the reveal and not show it. Star Fox they were up front about it. What I’m more curious is what the map design will be like. All the areas are N64 type of maps, not something you’d have designed in modern day.Like the towns for Gorons/Zora/Gerudo don’t even have homes.
>>741177120>>741191439You niggers keep looking at this same picture when we get a bunch better idea of what Link will look like from the front in this picture.
>>741192302Kek
>>741168909Dunno about the boob flaps, but they're definitely gonna put some sort of clothes on her so she ain't running around buck naked, especially in the pre-timeskip era.
>>741182570It’s wild that Bolson and Karson will stay in front of Link’s house forever. To get around this, I finished the house then did the Tarrey Town wedding. They’ll stay at Tarrey Town until you talk to Bolson.
>>741182807There was a webm posted a while ago of some LinkedIn of a nintendo employee taking about OoT remake announcement, and she’s like head of DEI or something. I have a sick feeling.
>>741192631>Not this shit again.Time travel and alternate realities are part of the series. Deal with it.
>>741192767Yes, but not YOUR shitty time travel and alternate reality theories.Those I do not have to deal with, roody poo.
>>741182807Tell me about it, I get so triggered by non-whites I projectile vomit the moment I see them, real or pictures. We should start a support club for people scarred by their kind's existence.
>>741192767I remember people seething Age of Calamity having time travel. Simmons (a fat guy on Max Dood’s stream) was seething hard when playing the demo, he never went back to it. Imagine being upset a Zelda game did time travel lmaooo. Fucking larper.
>>741192631>I would rather have Hyrule destroyed forever and force people to continue living on a handful of tiny islands surrounded by a barren sea, than let this dirty sandnigger rule over MY kingdom!Can we just admit the king was always in the wrong?
>>741192631Funny how you posted the ground zero of it all.I want to peer in that timeline where Wind Waker didn't get a cold reception and sold TP's numbers.
>>741192743Nintendo of America though, isn't it? Doubt that would do anything aside from bad and pussified translations. Though I think NoA has been influencing Nintendo more and more nowadays, like removing genders and shit from character creation.
>>741167372are any of the zelda games actually good or do people just swear by them because they grew up playing them?genuine question.
>>741192852I don't personally mind it, but I think they way they have leaned into the "timelines" thing in recent years is a bit annoying and less organic than it used to be.
>>741192834Before Nintendo made their own timeline official there were tons of interpretations online. You don't have to agree with any of it, you can make your own as well.
>>741188420>Her cunny form is leakHuh?
>>741188873but you can't remove the organic bra
>>741182185>>741182570Already toned down in the localization which removed in OoT instances where they visited the Gerudo forteress to be accepted as fellow women. Or in Majora's Mask changing the jugglers lines where they heavily imply they're horny homosexuals who would love to bite Link's ear or get him to join their nocturnal sexual activities.>>741167372The fairy was sexed up from the original beta design (which was somewhat similar to her wind waker version, with a blue dress and all) and the 3DS remaster already toned down her entrance by making the camera no longer slowly pan and linger on her body, instead the camera has a low angle shot from afar and the animations are sped up to be barely noticeable and her model is changed with more grass covering herSo it could really go either way in the remake>>741171062Hyrule Warriors had Cia too, it was one of the last Nintendo games before Iwata's death and DEI Nintendo phase. (actually the same applies to Breath of the Wild's big fairies too)
>>741192852People are retarded, the story was obviously altered for the sake of gameplay and content variety, like new villains and enemies and more playable characters like the new champions. But apparently people want a shitty shallow game just for muh story (a mediocre one at that). Wow you fight some bokoblins and guardians, then the champions and Link die, so dark and sad. Then what? Nice "game" retards.
>>741173708>>741173708A lot of the modern wahhabi islam stuff was influenced by the british in the first place. It considers all islamic history, theology, culture, and population until an arbitrary point in the 1800s paganism and free game to kill, with selective exceptions they provide to their clerical caste, their rulers, and their rulers' colonial friends. If the obvious anti-civilization aspect becomes clear then they resort to historical revisionism and taking credit for cultural innovations that would never be allowed by their brand of islam. That's being funded by oil dollars because it's more politically convenient to keep that region a vassal of the west where no indigenous culture or political weight can flourish.Zelda OoT has matriarchial desert society that only birthes demon lords, which isn't likely intended (they have a "good sheik"), it's not the intended message and it's a headache to defend, so they avoided real life associations (like bibles in zelda 1/2) and went all in for their shinto symbolism later on for a more focused world building which is probably the right call.
>>741193054They’ve leaned into it since Wind Waker. It was explained in interviews after it came out. What got weird was when Hyrule Historia made up the fallen hero timeline, because things made less sense as they had more games lol
>>741171974They're literally a reference to Peter Paul Rubens female figures. Amerisharts really don't know anything beyond sportsball and trannies, do they.
>>741194028Yeah thats some massive cope
>>741194523This, all things are trannies, deal with it.
