this game is so cringy it hurts. Nobody older than 15 should find this story and its dialogue interesting or compelling
>>741170919I'm convinced this reboot of GoW is being written as some kind of retarded therapy session for the devs that suffered the trauma of having a dad that called them gay for playing with Barbies.
>>741170919>you have always been more than what others sawThe irony of that line after what the writers did with Kratos is off the charts.
>>741171037keep larping as a stoic, im sure your ancestors give a fuck about you having an opinion on video games
If Brok and Mimir weren't so likeable I don't think I would have finished the first game.
>>741171037My dad would beat me and insult me for watching the Barbie movies so i had to watch them in secret, my favorite was that movie in which Barbie had a secret diary.
>>741171037I think you’re onto something here..>>741171123
>>741171037You forgot the lesson that whatever a woman you are having a child with did before they met you is none of your business
>>741171135The thing about dolls is that you can put them back together when you're done breaking them. Your dad was trying to teach you a valuable lesson.
>>741171037I am a heterosexual white man and I was watching Hannah Montana cause I thought its funny
>>741171123You must BE BETTER!
>>741170919So it's a good sequel to the original trilogy. Makes sense.
>>741170919he has always been a better man, he just needed to get deeply in touch with his sacred feminine force. we can all learn from Kratos. be not the step dad but the dad who stepped up.
>>741170919Kratos was tuff for saying that
>>741171134Wrong. Brok was the ONLY side character that was done well. And he was done extremely well, far above the others. Sadly while mimir had a few good things to say, he was far too reddit.
>>741171261>Your dad was trying to teach you a valuable lesson.Maybe he shouldn't have molested me then because now he's in jail.
>>741170919>actually, it's bad and gay for him to realize he has potential to be more than a raging retard that killed himself after destroying his entire country
>>741171391not really no. The originals were M for mature full of humor, sex and violence. They were video games made to appeal to both males and females while the Norse games are made to appeal to indians and trannies
>>741171503Yes
>>741170919>this game is so cringy it hurts. Nobody older than 15 should find this story and its dialogue interesting or compellingthis is exactly how i feel about final fantasy x. but every time i bring it up here people say im trolling or that its bait. but im always being 100% sincere.
>>741171503You can realize whatever the fuck you want without droning on melodramatically, talking to your safe for 5 minutes without breathing. It's how autistic teenage girls from art university behave
>>741171503He had already realised this at the end of GoW 3. He did not need to be "saved" and made into a "good guy". He should have been left as the raging asshole villian that he was. But of course that wouldn't have gone over well with all the women who play modern sNoy slop.
>>741171551In a certain race you would call that "low IQ/Low impulse control/Undeveloped frontal lobe"
>>741171587>final fantasy xbut its still a fun story that was in fact, aimed at teenage boys and girls. GOW IS A MATURE GAME FOR MATURE GAMES. IT HAS A SCRIPT! IT HAS A SCRIPT!!! DO YOU HEAR THAT!???? IT HAS A SCRIPT!!!! IT TEACHES YOU HOW TO BE A BETTER FATHER! BETTER MAN.
I will never play nu-gow because gow3 had a perfect ending.
>>741171743Kratos acted like a nigger all the time, and people loved that power fantasy. Far more than Basedboi of War, which it is now.
>>741171037It's written by men who've guilt tripped into think it was bad to be a dick to people and resorting to violence.
>>741171745but its not a good piece of kids media like ratatouille or something, its a shit one like power rangers or sonic adventure. and yet people still try to claim its the best jrpg of all time. its terrible. its just cringe inducing dialogue from start to finish. and i even played with the japanese dub which makes it slightly more palatable, when i see clips of the english dub its somehow even worse.
>>741171743Exactly. NuGoW is definitely made for those you’ve described.
>>741170919Why the fuck make the subs so fucking SMALL?
>>741171839There are like 3 scenes in the entire trilogy where kratos showed the lack of impulse control. Most of the time, he was calculated
>>741171950Funny how when the creator was young he was allowed to enjoy gore and titties but now the doesn't want his kid to enjoy the same
>>741170919Yeah but the writer's sister is hot smol and nymph like so...It's like a hot girl with a loser brother situation.
>>741171963You are not as smart as you think you are and no offense, but you sound like a sub 80 IQ reddit tryhard. t. There's a difference between a kid and a teenage boy you stupid fuck. You should actually play FFX cause it IS one of the best JRPGS of all time. Sure, the bar is low, but it's the pinnacle of the genre. >english dubyes you are fucking retarded. The English dub is fine. Stop regurgitating nonsense from your youtubers. Imagine not having fun with power rangers. You should unironically kys. Grow the fuck up you self important self serious massive faggot
>>741172024>Why the fuck make the subs so fucking SMALL?so you can't read the terrible dialogue
>>741172430>idiots in this thread will defend this
>>741171963>sonic adventureSA (1) has spin dash spam and that shit is cool as fuck.
>>741172359little baby got mad because i made fun of a game made for edgy 12 year olds lol>>741172591i played both the sonic adventure games as a kid so i like them both but theyre objectively dogshit.
>>741172000You need to learn your own narratives.
>>741171706No, its because GoW fans and the creators are too chickenshit to move on from Kratos and the entire future of the series will continue to suffer for it.
>>741172828I have no narratives, only truth.
>>741171745FFX was made to appeal to both and is a JRPG. Which is appeals to nerds. The kind who want a story with a message and "deep"/"complex" characters.God of War was made to appeal to Teenage boys and young adult males normies. Where the over the top spectral, ultra violence, and cinematic visuals were the driving force.NUGoW was made for middle age men who now think if you men play ultra violent games they will magically warp into ultra violent murder bots.
>>741171037>I'm convinced this reboot of GoW is being written as some kind of retarded therapy session for the devs that suffered the trauma of having a dad that called them gay for playing with Barbies.I’m pretty sure that applies more to Jaffe
>>741172975That high self confidence in opinions is common.
>>741172808>I'm a faggot>edgy 12-year-oldsNot really no. You have no idea what it meant to be edgy in 2001, you stupid piece of shit. You are just saying things, hoping to bait some response. There's nothing angsty or edgy about FFX. IF you said 8, then maybe, but I doubt you played any of them. You got a you. You made it.
>>741173330Mot confidence, awareness
>>741172828yeah that guys too stupid to even understand the conversation he's having lol
>>741171123I think that's up for debate. While, on the other hand, what you foolishly refer to as your soul will be sundered by your ancestors when you reach the afterlife, for being a faggot. Being a faggot is objectively wrong, and your soul will be absolutely annihilated the moment you cross the threshold into the afterlife, your ancestors all ready to send you to oblivion for shaming their bloodline. Keep enjoying GoW, you enormous pansy faggot.
>>741173469Not conversation, debriefing
>>741173427Personal opinion presented as fact based on confidence alone. That's why ignorance makes you feel more confident than knowledge.
>>741173586Objective truth isn’t personal opinion but the reality of the situation within.
>>741173401i didnt finish it but i gave it an honest chance. it just made me viscerally cringe the whole way through. i like other final fantasy/square games. this one just fucking sucks. i already said in my first post that people always accuse me of baiting when i share this opinion. but the truth is that the game has offensively bad dialogue and very mediocre gameplay. its dogshit.also EVERY final fantasy/square game is angsty/edgy, not just ff8. and that includes the ones i like.
>>741171037120%>>741171123Stop playing with barbies, Steven!
>>741172576You know what people will really like??? If we make a full game where you play as the annoying bitch wife who keeps emasculating kratos in the previous game. That will surely be a success.
>>741173586
>>741171135>>741171428Why dies every faggot and troon ckaim this? We know its not true.
>>741171428where the hell is that image from ?
>>741173669>Objective truthAsserting your opinion as fact.
>>741173842That’s what I’m trying to tell them
>>741173934I speak only in truths, not opinions
>>741171503being a violent angry nigger with poor impulse control is the peak of masculinity according to these threads
>>741173842More the dunning-coper effect.Your lack of confidence does not make you smart, you're just timid.
>>741174014>Defining yourself as truthThe height of arrogance.
>>741174182I’m not arrogant, just confident
>>741174181The thesis is not that a lack of confidence makes you smart.
>>741174224Confidence is not truth. They are not synonyms.
>>741174375Truth is confidently spoken while opinions are timidly mumbled
>>741173731>has offensively bad dialogue and very mediocre gameplay. its dogshit.>17 hours inWell at least you admit you didn't play it. Why do you think your opinion matters is probably connected to some kind of mental disability. Just because you are claiming that something is objective, doesnt mean it is. Especially when you lack the point of reference and cognitive latitude to actually see past superficial faults born out of technical limitations. But again, you didnt actually play the game so you have no idea what you are talking about. Not only is the story one of the best, but the gameplay and combat are still one of the best. The presentation was peak and soundtrack literally changed how video games soundtracks were perceived. it was a critically claimed game for its time for a reason and people still love it to this day 25 years later. Being a tasteless faggot while 99% of people are trying to explain to you why you are wrong,Go ahead, tell us about the games you find "objectively" great with dialog thats not offensively
>>741170919Anyway I put a decent amount of time into the combat for both games and finished them both without dying.They are without doubt full on sNoy slop.Female writers, writing from a female lens of what good masculinity should look like. Absolute millennial retardation. Complete subversion of the original series.As I said above, Brok is the only good side character who truly feels like he belongs in the setting. Kratos seems to be one of the only characters that does not talk like modern redditslop.GoW Laufey will be even worse. However the combat may be decent. It actually looks a lot like Dante but way simpler.
>>741174280Exactly. The thesis is that a lack of confidence makes one underestimate their abilities, making them less intelligent.
>>741171123All I would have to show them is what your kind are doing and they would change their mind real quick lmao
>>741174445im not reading all that, just replying to let you know that its not normal to get this upset about someone saying they didnt like a game that came out 25 years ago
Why is he looking at her like that?
>>741174573Not that anon, but its like 4 lines bro
>>741174638He’s scanning what she’s saying so he could say the correct thing and not have his life ruined.
>>741174638wait a second, he looks jewish???
>like, oh my hitler, it's so heckin EMBARASSING how can anyone over arbitrary X enjoy thisAmazing how you fags are now coopting the effeminate shaming tactics in addition to the "being a whiny snowflake that's offended by everything" tactic.
>>741175018>showing those people how annoying they are by doing the thing they doPerfect strategy
>>741174509>The thesis is that a lack of confidence makes one underestimate their abilities, making them less intelligent.No, the defining factor of intelligence is intelligence not confidence or lack of. Its not hard dude.
>>741175217And that picture perfectly encapsulates why that’s wrong. The defining factor of intelligence is the confidence to intelligently conceptualize the intelligence communicated and not expressing the lack thereof.
>>741175085>w-we're j-j-j-just showin-ACK!Of course, all you nu-SJWs do is pretend everyone who questions or disagrees with you in any way is a discord gcj reddit twitter bluesky tranny jew raider, so it's no surprise you actually think shitting up 4chan with your whiny manchild tantrums is doing anything but pissing off 4chan natives at the massive nosedive in post quality.
>>741173842Epic catch-22 mental illness rethoric, my fellow goy!
>>741175401Confidence is not intelligence. It does not matter how confident or insecure I am about turning a pig into a moth, it cannot happen, and being very confident about it won't change that because confidence is not the factor to make it happen. You are now just in new age "The Secret" mumbo jumbo and mind over matter.
>>741176109Yes
>>741170919>>741171503>>741174160I can't believe I've lived to see God of War of all things become such an IQ filter. How unwashed and uneducated do you have to be to not realize it's supposed to emulate Greek tragediesWhat they did to Kratos after 3 is such a total misunderstanding of everything the series was and what its story was trying to do
>>741176217The causality of manifestation always takes into account the modus between the energies of nonphysical matter and the acute awareness of mental confidence needed in order for the alchemical alterations of particle alignments to reintegrate into the desired outcomes.
>>741176649not even that anon, but you sound like an actual retard lmfao; this is bait right????
>>741173842>Because a task feels easy to them, they assume it must be easy for everyone elseI spent so much of my life wondering why so many people are so dumb when it's so easy to brain.
>>741172430I wonder what she did before they met
>>741176941Only the baited can define the bait.
>>741177319TAINT NUN OF YER GOLD DERN BEEZ WAXthe third
>>741171950>It's written by men who've guilt tripped into think it was bad to be a dick to people and resorting to violence.AlmostIt's written by men who are incapable of performing actual violence. That's where their misunderstandings come from.
>>741171037I'm convinced people that think this legitimately have never read a book in their life.God of War 1 opens with suicidally depressed Kratos unaliving himself due to PTSD
>>741171037>some kind of retarded therapy session for the devs that suffered the trauma of having a dad that called them gay for playing with Barbies.
>>741171503In a way but his initial reaction to realizing the folly of his ways lead to an over correction of behavior and only led to more violence. By rejecting strength and violence and just being a miserable and gay hermit just allowed the world to be ruled by people that are more ruthless than he was.So he's always been wrong but in the GOW 12&3 trilogy he was at least wrong but for the right reasons.
>>741177674It's 4chan, you're allowed to say suicide / killing yourself, which you should do, by the way.
>>741177674>unalivingits ok little zoomer, you can say the naughty words here
>>741177881>>741178028Why can't zoomers recognize an obvious joke?
>>741171037they did the same thing with salazar from that horrible re4 remake
>>741170919>>741170989Kratos Basedrage will never not be funny to me
>>741171037holy projection
>>741174502Weird take. I thought Brok was one of the worst characters for immersion-breaking modern bullshit, at least in nu-GoW 1 (didn't play Ragnarok). Everything out of his mouth reinforced his role as a stock Marvel-humor vulgar comic relief character.
Men status?
>>741171135Based
>>741178454>Men status?GODS
>>741172430that Conan O'Brian moment of not having touched the controller and they STILL skipped a lot is probably the most damaging thing around this game
>>741178525Fucking kekThey took a normal looking fat guy and turned him into an obese mexicanThey even left the retarded fucking thin moustacheWhat a joke of a video
>>741171123LOL! he hit a nerve there, didn't he?
>>741177674
>>741178454bettered
>>741178687Thanks for proving my point
>>741178454Make sure to be updooting my comments there
>>741171519>They were video games made to appeal to both males and femalesWhat? Classic GoW is pure male fantasy.
>>741172430I used to be a huge Snoygger up until the PS3 era, and moments like this both in Uncharted and TLOU are what broke the spell for me.
>>741178762true pottery. why do you even come here lmao
>>741179185To feel victimized by internet identity politics to affirm my feeling of persecution by society, in order to avoid changing myself for the better.
>>741171037Have you seen how Cory Barlog looks like and behaves? Hes literally irl soijack and has insanely zesty demeanor too.
>>741171037You see this in all modern media. And its always easy to see because leftiod commies are always projecting their insecurities lol
>>741178525His beard was hiding his fat chin.
>>741172430The new game is probably going to do this scene again from her perspective this time. Like>oh my god that was Faye talking to Kratos from from god heaven all along! the loreeeee!'Normgroids will love it.
>>741176217Confidence can impact a person's iq test scores, and make them less likely to choose unconventional solutions to problems.
>>741180770You are not understanding the premise. And tell me how can you "confident" your way into something that cannot be done like reaching absolute zero.
>>741170919
>>741182154We Must Grow Bigger Man Tits...
>>741170919That's Nu-snoy for you, shitty marvel slop globohomo trash for trannies and inbred.
>>741171428moon over june makes gay porn?
>>741171037I mean,the Valhalla DLC was VERY unsubtle about it being therapy for Kratos provided by tyr and others.
>>741171037My dad thought it was gay I was interested in cars and animals instead of sports but as an adult being invested in “professional” sports organizations like the NBA or Olympics or some shit like that is the GAYEST and most soi thing you can possibly do or know about. Old men obsessing about playing ball like they did in first grade.
>>741171123But I do have actual stoics in my ancestry
GOOOOOOODS HELP ME AFFORD A VASECTOMY!!!!
Ok but how does Arthur Morgan fit into this
>>741178068Picrel is my reaction to every """""joke""""" the miserable shithole you came from has ever produced
>>741170919Why did they give Kratos aids?
>>741171283>I am a heterosexual white man and I was watching Hannah Montana cause I thought its funnyWell yeah but it actually WAS funny.
>>741180770Confidence can lead you to not question yourself as much as you should, making you functionally retarded.
>>741170919WE MUST BE BUTTER MEN!
>>741185251>posts a reddit image to complain about 4chan
>>741174502how could you stomach the combat? I tried for 10 minutes on the hardest difficulty but couldn't stand it, the enemies are just hit sponges
>>741187696you need to learn how to play and engage with the systems, that arent explained very wellhttps://www.twitch.tv/imad_amjad/clip/EnergeticObedientLasagnaTwitchRaid-m0vH2P878DxSyCB6
>>741188019I dunno man, the enemies are mostly just standing therereminds me of that one cyberpunk gameplay
>>741178525He looked way better before, holy shit.
