>>741177589I honestly have no idea. My fellow sissies and I think it is the best game ever made.
>>741177589homophobia
Because it was boring and none of the characters or dialog really stood out all that much. Which is why people only ever really discuss the gay thing or the Musa nonsense or the other historical liberties like the crap with the jews. It's a fun little romp but it barely leaves an impression
Even without the gay shit the opening was just really fucking bad. The opening of KCD1 was nearly iconic and really got you into the mood of being a medieval retard just learning how to read. KCD2 is basically a movie for the first 2 hours and the whole "Henry forgot how to do stuff because he fell lmao" is just too stupid for me to take anything that happens after that seriously. KCD2 should have just had a brand new main character and turned Henry into a side character you run into every once in a while.
More like, KING YUM CUM!
I wish I could have fucked the jew.
>>741177589because KCD2 sold too many copies to keep talking about.
>>741177589The game is just too based for normies.
is the gay romance optional?I'm not trying to be a troll, I genuinely don't know
>>741181173Yes, to unlock it you need to flirt 7 times through the 100 hours long game with Hans, and the entire romance is just a sex scene and then they pretend it never happend and Hans tells you to your face he's gonna go back to women.
>>741181173technically yes but its triggered by not being a cunt to him so the option is>be a unreasonable arsehole>suck his dickwhich feels odd because after the first game you are supposed to be friends, there is also a >are you sure you dont want to smash your best friends bussy?later on if you say no to the first one.
>>741181393>"I'm sorry Henry, your fucking was so bad, it turned me straight"
>>741177589I didn't want to harm my eternal soul and uninstalled it when I learned that it has profane content.
>>741181662>but its triggered by not being a cunt to himWhat are you talking about both dialogue options are always nice and the flirt one has a HUGE HEART OPTION next to it
>>741177589“GAY SEXI LOVE GAY SEXI’M GAY ACTOR MICHAEL DOUGLASI’M GAY ACTOR MICHAEL CHUGPISS””“What’s that you’ve got there? Is that a glass of piss? GIVE IT HERE!”*yoink**GULPGLUPGULPGULP*“Ahhhhhh…” *wipes lips with shirt sleeve*“Now THAT was a good glass of piss!”
>>741181917yes its quite clear which one will make you fuck him but the other dialogue options have henry pissing and shitting over nothing or being normal and the normal options unlock the gay sex,unless it just gets to a certain point and goes >gay sex?regardless of your previous conversation choices, I'm not sure which one is worse
>>741182095> Being normalThe heart option always kisses his ass...
>>741182216forget about the heart option that isnt the problem.in each of the other character relationships picking certain dialogue after side quests will unlock their romance. with hans all his quests are main quests and the dialogue options are >be a unreasonable arsehole who berates him all the timeor>be reasonable friend and the reasonable options unlock the fucking him in the arse option
>>741182521Dude seriously you're trying waaaay too hard to justify why you can't help but pick the heart option every single time. Are you a closeted homosexual?> Hans: After this we'll go after some women!!!>> Straight option: Can't wait!!>> "reasonable friend option according to anon": Women? Yucky... i just care about you hans <3
>>741182906fuck off vavra i have stated multiple times im not talking about the heart options which are obvious about what they are
>>741183073If you miss one the romance is disabled so what's the issue?
>>741182906Lmao you destroyed him. Love that authentic medieval writing too
>>741182906>You'll see, soon enough we'll be chasing after wenches like the good old days!That is literally the gay option? No wonder this game gets shit on so hard lmfao.
homo game for homos
>>741183179The gay romance is literally having Hans cuck you with women the entire game, then when he's about to die and is starving he has sex with you, and then tells you he's gonna go back to having sex with women and get married and leave you.
>>741177589>forgotten they do like fanfests on the game's locations like every month?
>>741181662>its triggered by not being a cuntLol i think you just might be gay. It's triggered by repeatedly choosing options that have a big heart next to them and say things like "I care about you", "I was so worried about you", "you're the most important person in my life" and then at the end when he tells you a story about gay knights you have to say "that's just like me and you" and then choose "((kiss him))".It's so hilarious how you people always claim how you were tricked into gay sex scenes when you're all secretly gay.
The first game was dogshit with the worst combat controls ever seen in a game, and chuds convinced themselves otherwise. The second game came out and they remembered.
>>741183732Who?
>>741177589because you retards love going for the faggot routes
>>741184481the initial heart option is triggered by not being a cunt to hans, why are you pretending it is not?
>>741185727This is the first time a heart option appears. What's so mean about don't worry about it? Are you ok?
>>741177589I'll never understand why it was glazed so hard in the first place. I chalk it up to not being the target audience for this genre though. I thought TW franchise was total shit. I tolerated skyrim when it came out but beat Alduin, finished the faction quests, then never felt the urge to play it again. I despised Divinity 2 for being braindead easy even on tactician. BG3 is supposedly casualized DOS2 so I avoided that like the plague. I hated FO3 and tolerated NV. Beat FO3 out of spite and NV once and never touched them again. Skipped cyberpunk entirely because fuck cdpr. Obviously didn't touch Obsidian's trash like Avowed and Outer Worlds. Never played a single Rockstar game other than for like 15-30 minute bursts of random GTA games or RDR1 at friends's houses when they passed me the controller. Avoided the obvious dogshit Dragons Dogma franchise. Zero interest in Oblivion or Gothic remake.Fantasy/midieval setting is already a slight debuff to my personal tastes. I really dislike the full spectrum of how those settings are written. The worst offenders are anachronistic words with modern attitudes, morality, and social norms. The unforgivable is DnD capeshit alcoholic dwarves and le ebin bards wearing a skin of chainmail.I really don't give 2 fucks about fags. I just don't even know how you go about making a sincere effort of faggotry portrayal in the grounded medieval setting. Regardless, that didn't put me off KCD franchise. I just don't care for the lack of interesting gameplay and modern characters larping as peasants.
>>741186073you are just being intentionally retarded
I didn't even get to the gay or the nigger parts. The game just felt apart the moment I got separated from my buttbuddy and became a confusing chore.>need to steal food>can't fucking sleep anywhere>naked so can't fight either>no money to buy anything>can't steal anything>lure some bandits to that old knight NPC>he kills them>loot them for full plate gear, weapons and shield>??? then what the fuck is the point of merchants, theft or blacksmithing?>try to adventure>steal animal poison at night from that peasant's hut as it made sense since you need to find your dog and this faggot may end up poisoning him>steal some milk too>reach some convent>the guards instantly detect that the poison and the milk are stolen and fine you>??? what is this retarded shit?>find the gyppo camp>instead of scamming you and stealing your horse, they're super nice and helpful>totally historically accurate guys>try to sleep at the gyppo camp>get woken up and kicked out by a fucking guard>why the fuck are lord's guards protecting fucking gypsies and why am I not allowed to sleep there when they fucking invited me?>actually why the fuck am I not allowed to sleep ANYWHERE?>get tired of not being able to sleep and uninstall
>>741186390> IF YOU DON'T FLIRT WITH HANS YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE> Check the other dialogue option> Is perfectly normaland friendly dialogue I truly hope one day you can come out of the closet.
>>741186515That's not the own you think it is. The romance option here is the only supportive option displayed in a situation where you are essentially trying to coax someone with a phobia into doing something. Support should be a viable response to the situation without a romantic intention. People age regress hard when they confront trauma/phobia and often require support.You really are coming off like the much bigger faggot with your excitable little outbursts.
>>741186830Are you trolling?
>>741177589tainted brand
