This should be the /v/ game to end all /v/ games, yet it rakes 5 minutes to get a match. What happened?
>>741184447I can find matches quickly enough when an event is going on.
>>741184447They charged $100 for a $20 game
This game's existence is beyond baffling. Nobody even cared about the first one outside of “that game you rented for a weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you messed around for a few hours”
>>741184447unless it's smash, mario kart, or splatoon, games released earlier in a nintendo console's life span are doomed to die out like this because the install base doesn't quite exist yet
>>741184447Normalfags are idiots. That’s it
>>741184798
Its the best exclusive on the system
paddock where
>>741185016paddoko, evenmy internet's too ass to host but if someone starts it i'll join
It's on Switch 2, and /v/irgins are broke. Also, fewer people played the original game than what the board would have you believe.
>>741185016>>741185142DO IT FAGGOTS
>>741184798>>741184841Why do I get these same responses whenever I post my gameplay webms?I'm turning 29 in a month, what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>741184798I do find it odd that Sakurai says they deliberately increased the pace of Riders compared to Air Ride.That was absolutely necessary for the basic racing mode, but for City Trial they made power-ups a bit too plentiful IMO - nearly everyone is just zooming around at the end of a match, which was rarer in the original.That said, I still find it crazy how many so called gamers say they can't handle it, and since they're shit at the game they're likely getting much less top speed too.
>>741184618
>>741186213So they can blame age instead of themselves being shitters. I’m 40.
>>741186281You will not silence me.
>>741184618>>741186281He's not wrong. Air Ride plays like a minigame.
>>741184447It's too luck based, which isn't fun. Even mario kart requires more skill to win than air riders.
>>741187693This. The outcome feels completely out of your control.
>>741184447>yet it rakes 5 minutes to get a match>seething snoygger lies while crying-10million karmaMatches take 10 seconds at most.
>>741185935gibbs. calm your tits.
Top Ride bros…we lost
>>741186281don't feed the schizo snoygger troll anon.You need to ignore him so he stops getting his validation.>>741187693>>741188102>admitting you don't play the game, plus suffer a massive skill issuepathetic.
>>741184447because contrary to what gets posted here, most shittendo games are slop and most people here don't play themjust because we have a dedicated tendie tranny discord server constantly shitting up the board with their consolewarfaggotry and flame wars doesn't mean this is a shittendo safespace board
>>741188881>dedicated tendie tranny discord serverSeriously? I’m so out of the loop here now
>>741188643>>741188705holy fucking autism
>>741188724How? It still gets matches easily, plus has had some of the better events, like 8 rider or turbo mode.
>>741189124be less obvious fagtard
>>741189139>$70 for this dogshitwhywhy not just play mario kart at that point
kirby seizure ride is for kiddies who wanna feel specialNO DADDY! I DON WANNA PWAY MARIO KART! IT IS FOR N-N-NORMIES! I WANNA PWAY THAT SPECIAL GAME FOR SPECIAL NEEDS FOLX LIKE ME! BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL AND I DESERVE SPECIAL TREATMENT!
>>741186213Speaking from an outsider's perspective, the game just looks very messy and schizophrenic. I've never played it, so maybe its better when you're in control, but I don't know
>>741189383sorry you are 60 years old with no eyes anon.
>>741188765The game doesn’t even have an accelerating button. It’s boring.
>>741189383it's for the seizure brains special needs kids
>be less obvious fagtard
>>741189493>still admitting you don't play the game.
>>741189383It’s just smash on wheels.
>>741184447I was going to buy a Switch 2 for this game until I learned Adeleine wasn't in it, so I didn't get it.
>>741190512ok pedotard
>>741186281It's true though
>>741190560What the fuck? Adeleine is an N64 nostalgia character, not pedobait. Susie is the pedobait character.
>>741190660NTA but how is Susie pedobait?
>>741189443It surprised me that Sakurai had the same idea of an inverted bowl asteroid unless it is from somewhere else and I copied it unknowingly
>>741190701She looks like a fetus but acts like a whore
>>741184447>Everyone points out the tons of flaws that is has>Some are even new flaws that weren't in the first one>tendies instantly throw a tantrum about how it's not real and that it must be because of magic or aliens that people aren't playing itYup no idea
>>741184447I hope OoT remake is good so I can have a 2nd reason to buy a Switch 2. Ideally, I'd like at least 4 games though.
>>741190798What are you referencing exactly? Wtfh do you mean by you 'copied it'?
>>741191026Bananza is amazing.Yoshi's Mysterious Book is very solid.Hyrule Warrior Age of Imprisonment is really good.
>>741190512Sakurai hates Adeleine because he prefers his lolis to be sassy and sexy. Shimomura refused to take Adeleine in that direction and Sakurai hasn't forgiven that.
>>741191098I'd maybe get Bananza if it were heavily discounted. Yoshi had 1 great game, 1 good game and has been shit ever since. Not really interested in Warriors games and less so BotW world and characters.
>>741184447Had fun in the Paper Star event. No I haven’t gotten rainbow in top ride yet, maybe one week I’ll go for it. But it really is annoying, nobody plays top ride.
>>741184447>>741184618so this is the new way to try to have air riders threads huhyou just samefag for (You)s and then some retards insisting the game isn't dead start posting their webms from months ago as if it proves anything
>>741184798The worst shit for me are the posts of people asking how pass a section of some older game when it took me like 5 seconds to figure it out when I was 8.
>>741191040A few years ago I was making a game and came up with a bowl asteroid as a level, used it for two games one that I released unfinished and other that I never released. But I don't know if I got that idea from somewhere else or it was original, as Sakurai used the same concept for the city trial map.
what sad pathetic attempts at bait.
>>741191897What are the games?Post them on itch.As for what inspired it, I can't pull anything out, but it does just feel right design wise, due to the shape of creators.
Any anons up for some Kir/v/y paddlocks this weekend?
>>741192545I might be around yuh sure.
>>741192545There’s gonna be one Wednesday at 5pm EST. But yes /v/eekend would also be cash
>>741192713>5PMNo. That's toooo early.Hopefully it lives till like 10PM then.
>>741192185It's a terrible awful simple unfinished game, dunno why I even released it, mute the audio from your os the song is bad you need both the pack and the exe to run it.It only has one level and it crashes after a while as I forgot to limit the mob spawner, anyway, the level is barely visible and can be only seen from one angle, if you know how to unpack godot games you can see the model for yourselflcfrrex.itch io/sapo-t
>>741193093
You're a certified squigger just fyi Gibbs>>741193093Cute frog thing. There's an idea there. refine it lad.
>>741193371Thanks ^^, yeah I've been working sporadically on other games but I'll only release them when they are ready this time, if they ever are.
>>741194632There he is! There's my Zero!Cuckle Doo!
>>741184447gamers realized game is too hard and decided to stick around racing games that value more RNG than skill.
>>741184447Meme game
>take the quintessential blockbuster rental game>charge $80 for it
>>741193371>>741194632Those /v/ lobbies were super fun when it released. I think I have Gibbs on my friend list too.
>>741196923They are still fun.Be here Wednesday
This was just silly.I have a MIIIIGHTY NEEEEED for that Nior Dedede + Hydra amiibo
>>741197256>Nior Dedede + Hydra amiiboGenuinely surprised they didn't announce a Leo too, my best guess is that they don't want to spoil it THAT openly but damn it'd be sick to have
I wish the Dragoon+Hydra combo from the story was an actual machine. Kind of bullshit that it's not.
>>741197548If they did Leo curious on who'd they pick for him.Marx or Magalor I think would be the funniest choices.But Knuckle Joe or Gooey most logical.
>namedropping on an anon boardgay
>eu so the paddocks all happen at 3am:(
>>741184447All they had to do was add coomer characters
>>741199680it's Kirby
>>741199810Then invent them, like Bombergirl
>>741199680Knuckle Joe has a defined ass if you angle it right
>>741199680what do you mean?
>>741199680Susie for me
>>741199843the game that doesn't have an actual west release?the same game that some people say ruined bomberman somehow?even ignoring that you want Sakurai to take notes from Konami??
>>741200031is the anon who made all those lewd stars/machines still around? I'm missing most of them
>>741184447oh yeah I remember tendies spamming this like it's gonna be the second coming of Christ
>>741200345Sad how we’re using past tense already. It hasn’t even been a year
>>741184447Release it on Steam and cut the price in half.
>>741184618>>741186281>This game's existence is beyond baffling. Nobody even cared about the first one outside of “that game you rented for a weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you messed around for a few hours”
>>741188643>>741188705>>741188765>>741189139Stream yourself playing the game so we can see how long the waiting times are between matches.
>>741186281What did he say that's not true? No one is going to have a party and pull out fucking Kirby Air Ride. And even if you did you can't make people play a tutorial to even remotely understand all the schizophrenic shit on the screen.
>>741200345i just played with him last week and got the fat nippled susie bulltank I missed months agoI am mad I didn't play the game at all through DecemberI didn't think it would fucking die on /v/ within a month
>>741184507>An eventStop right there.This is live service slop?
>>741200918every time he uploaded a star, it was too expensive for me to grab it by the time I played. bummer honestly... I'm too lazy to recreate them, but I would at least try to if I had screenshots of them again. lost them all to the aether.
>>741200838Just say you’re bad at games
>>741201035There's a few hats you can get through events
you can tell that this game is even more dead in europe because Air Riders thread always pop up at around 2 UTC and die half a day later.
>>741194632Being a cockuscking Susie back then was fun, I really hope I get to join a paddock soon
>>7412019065pm EST Wednesday. We planned it before the mkw thread on sunday died
>>741184447Imaging having to rake for 5 minutes to get into a match...
>>741186232Nothing is ever good enough for these gamer dad types unless you are literally handing them free wins and they know it. They do this for every game with any kind of learning curve or difficulty they bitch and whinge unless the game is a literal movie game.
>>741184447Sakurai is a spiteful hack that cannot be allowed to touch the franchise again.
>>741204245He's not a hack but he does seem to have something against Ado and that sucks
>>741205748No, he totally is a hack. Air Riders might as well be a Smash offshoot with how terribly it presents the Kirby franchise.
>>741184447You overestimated the appeal of air ride
>>741187420We will, however, call out out on that stale pasta of yoursWhen even Sonicfags got more creative ways to diss the latest mario kartslop, you should seek help yesterday
>>741186213You couldn't even describe what is happening in this webm, now imagine you aren't familiar with Kirby Air Riders.
>>741184447I played it at a friend's house.Mario Kart is better and this game isn't worth $70.
>>741208770Besides missing things or characters from older games, like what?
>>741184447when I get my switch 2 this will be my first purchase it’s the only reason to bother buying the console right now
>>741208770do you want to continue seething because your nu era loli isn't in the game?Sakurai won't read your post here, maybe try his youtube comment section
>>741203690But is it not true that the only way to win a match is to obsessively learn the patterns and know everything about it? I mean you can call them whatever you want but in the end they are right, the game is too chaotic for the casual observer, which is why it died fast.
