>dude they made fun of anime fans and JRPGsTell me where they're wrong tho
They weren't, comedy is how we fight racism. Which is why I'm gonna make fun of Adam Sessler for being a neurotic jew.
>>741243034she's always right
It wasn't just RPGs, it was anything Japanese.Shadow the Hedgehog on Xbox (best version) got a 1/5 while Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 on PS3 (worst version) got the same score.
SHE WASNT THERE TO BE EASY ON THE EYES!
>>741243034didnt they have a show that was all about cheats or some shit and they tried to pass off wow cheats? lmao.
Is coke junkie still going insane on nottwitter about Gamers™?
>>741243220I played Shadow the Hedgehog back when it came out, and it absolutely deserved a 1/5.
>>741243034Who?
>>741243034They actually liked mainstream jrps and gave stuff like smt3, persona 4, and final fantasies positive scores. The meme that they hate jrpgs is because they gave 3/5s to medicore ones.
>>741243034One didnt play games and the other was a woman
>>741243258Why the fuck are his teeth so disgusting
>>741243034I don't even know this unc shit.
>>741243391Maybe the PS2 version but giving the GC or Xbox version the same score as "BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT UNPLAYABLE GAME" is just stupid.
>>741243034lol Sessler lost his mind completely by now, have you checked in on him recently
He was promised that cocaine 3000 years ago.
>>741243978he became that guy from ign who defended me3
>>741243034>LIKE BANGIN' JACK KIRBY'S WIFE
>>741243978My dad went to the studio for work and said Adam Sessler's true passion is cocaine and he's a prick with a massive egoShocker huh
>>741244104he always, always struck me as a complete cokehead, found it unbearable to watch himbut weirdly I only heard that he got extremely drunk at events, nothing about coke/speed
>>741243034oy vey it's anudda weeb shoah
>>741243034They had no idea anime would become mainstream in a few years.
>>741243220They gave many japanese games perfect scores.
>>741244247lol like I said here>>741244261ZERO doubt in my mind that was doing rails all the time. God I hated watching that dude appear on shows/sites I watchedI don't even know what he *does* now, it seems he only rageposts on socials
>>741243258
>>741244524lmao the look to the side from the other guy, priceless
>>741244349the only japanese game to get a perfect score was resident evil 4 and that game was pushed HARD at the time like harder than any GC game from west or east.
>>741243258this is sessler's little brother right
>>741244524Was it ever actually confirmed what the hell was happening here? Ive heard everything from cocaine to Nyquil to demon possession
>>741244524>>741244572he was sick, not on drugs. honestly looks more like he was about to throw up. we've all been there. saliva starts up, face turns red, just not comfy body language at all.
>>741244625Lots of other Japanese games got 5/5s.
>>741244779>oy vey must correct the record about my fellow kike!
>>741244625No the list is long.
>>741244790Yeah the extreme normie side games. The same tastes of the average underage redditor that comes to /v/ in 2010 whose like "YEAH MAN DARKS SOULS IS MY FAVORITE JRPG"
>>741244887name 5 off your head and its all normie shit. RE4 is the extreme example.
>>741244343Anime tropes and weebs deserved to be shunned and ridiculed. Look at how much worse the world is now that we've accepted that shit as normal. Look at how autistic your average person is allowed to become.
>>741244874No offense man but have you seen someone on drugs before? They have completely different body language. They are more antsy than slow.
>>741244779sure, maybe in that instance, it's possible. my impression of him being a wired cokefiend is not coming from that singular moment though
>>741245084He's going to ad hominem with some /pol/ shit to deflect because that's all underaged retards do.
>>741245084>don't believe your lying eyes, goy!
>>741244926>>741244979How is RE4 not normie shit? The Western games that got 5/5s also tended to be popular and well-known. They weren't giving 5s to Western C-grade shovelware either.
ON THE X-PLAY BOARDS
>>741245025I agree. I liked anime a lot as a teenager thanks to this site and outgrew it in my 20s. Now zoomers obsess over it in their 20s and buy anime figurines like a cargo cult of yesteryear's otaku culture.
I only buy Japanese games and there’s nothing kikes and Amerisharts can do about it but seethe.
>>741244343I have no idea how anyone could have missed that. Toonami outlasted Friends.
>>741245160>>741245147
>>741244694I recognize somebody geeked up off of crystal anywhere. He's ROLLING in that interview. Dude should have stuck to the coke like in his Xplay days. He was better able to maintain his "high energy" thing there.
>>741244779He said he was exhausted/sleep-deprived or something.
>>741245283He is very visibly shaking in the knees and using one of his hands to stop the trembling. You are a lying kike telling me not to believe my own eyes.
>>741245298and probably taking stimulants to stay awake
>>741245298sleep deprivation can also give you nausea. makes you dizzy.
>>741244524Yeah, that was when it became obvious. Dunno why they thought it was a good idea to put him on live.>>741244426ANY of them.Isn't it crazy that fucking Olivia Munn and Chris Hardwick are the most successful alumni of this shit? Not Dorito Pope he's a fucking nepobaby.
>>741245340People get the shakes too right before they throw up.Again No offense man but have you seen someone on drugs before? You sound incredibly sheltered like a home schooled retard.
>>741245340You okay man? You sound like a jit and yet you are constantly making it a reminder to everyone here that you are one.
>>741245429ok kike
kill yourself sessler nobody loves you
>>741245470You sound like you're on drugs yourself.
>>741243220>>741244625>Astro Boy: Omega Factor>Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King>Final Fantasy Tactics Advance>Final Fantasy XII>Fire Emblem>Gran Turismo 4>Lumines>Mario Kart: Double Dash!!>Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga>Metroid: Zero Mission>Ninja Gaiden>No More Heroes>Ōkami>Resident Evil 4>Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne>Silent Hill 3>SoulCalibur II>Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike Online Edition>Super Mario 3D Land>The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap>The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess>The World Ends with You>Viewtiful Joe>Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution>WarioWare: Twisted!All got 5/5.
>>741245470>He is very visibly shaking in the knees and using one of his hands to stop the trembling which means he is on drugs
>>741243942NTA but Shadow the Hedgehog deserves a 1/5 because it's a bad game through and through.
>>741245571What a weird hill to die on. Sess is that you?
>>741245516Still fucked up that they snubbed Kh2.
>>741245516all those games except astro boy are on IGNs normie list.
EXTREEEEEEME WALKING
>>741245516You are proving him right. All normie games. Xplay cannot accept Japanese games unless it has some high western appeal.
>>741245653All Japanese
>>741245618Sess Money would be WAY more aggressive
>>741245618I'm laughing at (You) retard. What kind of incest baby stupid fuck believes drugs = shaking in the knees
>>741245690Shin Megami was unknown in the west at that time. 5/5
>>741245653>>741245690You two smell like Falcomfags.
>>741245618>>741245729He is right though. People on drugs actually look like they're on drugs. Shaking in the knees and having one hand over your tummy is not drugs.
>>741245571Totally bro, the interviewer looking off to the side like he's crazy was totally thinking "Man, dude needs a nap."
>>741245834"I hope this guy doesn't fucking puke all over my fucking drycleaned suit" is what he's thinking.You sound like you're on drugs bro.
>>741245653A similar list of Western games would also be normie shit.
>>741245894You sound like you're jewish.
sessler having a tempy tantrum ITT
>>741245803What does that smell like? Dried semen and grease?
>>741245916is what someone on drugs would say. Stop taking mollies up your ass like a little bitch twin.
>>741243034its fucked up to think sessler was a poser all along. just some guy.
>>741243034look at those cannons
>>741245894Do people typically look like they're about to puke from sleep deprivation?
>>741243896It's those teeth that get dirty when all you suck on cigarettes all day long every day.
741245951niggas mad because he got called out>He's going to ad hominem with some /pol/ shit to deflect because that's all underaged retards do.jew reply INB4
>>741245998The world begins to spin and you get nauseous. You never sipped alcohol in your life? You never stayed up before? You are a baby.
>>741244524Reminder that Marcus Nilsson got roped into some more legendary E3 cringe with the NFS payback reveal.>Thanks nig
>>741245729>>741245762lol
>>741246114I'm actually an insomniac, and I've never been even close to puking as a result. You're getting into "sky is green"-tier shit now, Sess.
>>741246139That's not even aggressive for 4chan standards, you are a pussy.
>Sessler mad cause everyone knows he did drugsJust admit it bro. You looked high in that video.
>>741246051meant for >>741245951
>>741246114>You never sipped alcohol in your life?So he's actually drunk off his ass?
>>741246179Yeah nah, you do what little bitches do and chief like a jit.
>>741246331I don't speak nigger.
>>741246236meant for >>741246021
>>741246139yeah alright, it's himhi Adam! How's the wife?
>>741244694he was doing all the interviews for rev3 at e3 and it was too much. its funny to say hes on drugs though.
>>741246368Why state the obvious? You are worse than them.
>>741246391hey you need to chill out, your banter is getting non-sequitur
>>741246368enjoy your ban
>>741246428This is getting sad, Sess. Even for you.
>>741246447meant for >>741246402
>>741243258Angry sexually frustrated oral-fixated performative college dyke who is a shot of tequila in a football locker room away from getting passed around by the entire squad.
>>741243034Western games are dead and anime games survived. Eat shit and die
Since The Sess™ has graced us with his presence, why don't we take a look at what he's been doing lately?>ALL THAT COKE WAS SO TRAUMATIC THAT'S WHY HARASS WOMEN ON BLUESKYInteresting. Will this be in the memoir?
>>741246494Says the jit
Kingdom Hearts 2 has screwed us again
>>741243034Why were you watching TV about video games instead of playing video games?
>>741246368>This poster has been bannedlol
>>741245998It can be responsible for a lot of things because your body goes into a high-stress state. Throwing even something mundane Iike caffeine into the mix can make it worse, especially if you're forcing yourself through something already stressful/taxing. Is that what happened to Sessler? I don't know and I don't care about the sobriety of a man in a video from a decade ago, but real sleep deprivation can do a number on your body.
>>741246518More ammunition please.
Sessman is really here. Dude do an AMA.
>>741246590Imagine being so insufferable even BS hates you
>>741245614I found it playable and fun
>>741245429>Again No offense man but have you seen someone on drugs before?what the fuck does this mean? There is all sorts of body language associated with drugs. You sound like some kid who fucked around with weed and thinks hes an expert
>>741246669First stop telling everyone you're on your mommas iphone kid.
>>741243034Adam's weird jewish supremacism is how he's wrong Man's gone of the fucking deep end
sad, impotent little man
>>741243034They were hypocrites because they gave Okami a 5 out of 5.
>>741246693oh dude, BS is eating itself and has been for a bit nowthe "rude" account label is really fucking funny tho
>>741246697Yeah I've seen Sonic fans say the same thing about 06. You're all delusional.
>>7412456141/5 means the game is broken as in debug bad broken. Sonic 06 actually fits that bill, the levels are unfinished and the game straight up hard locks your console MULTIPLE TIMES.Shadow the Hedgehog on GC/Xbox are polished games. They aren't 5/5 best but they aren't 1/5 broken either. It should have been 2/3 or 3/5 at best.
>>741246719I like your work though. Fuck all these nerds what're you up too these days? Still doing video game shit or did you bounce to something else?
>>741246805>1/5 means what I personally say it meansRight.
Is there somewhere I can watch all the episodes? I miss X-Play and pre-Munn AotS like you wouldn't believe.
>>741246802Yeah I've seen your kind say the same thing too on fourtrannychan.com
>>741246805>1/5 means the game is broken as in debug bad broken.It can mean whatever the reviewer wants it to mean. Shadow the Hedgehog is dogshit nobody but extreme sonic autists care about it. Literally the dark ages of sonic when sega almost killed the IP.
>>741246889I'd look around Internet archive first. Surprising what you can find there.
>>7412468601/5 to them means the game is broken.They should have reviewed the PS2 version instead of pretending to outrage on the definitive version. Everyone knew Xbox > GC > PS2 for every game unless you are retarded.
>>741246890Yeah my kind don't like Superman 64 either, we're the enemy of Sonic despite the fact that I've been playing Sonic since before you were in diapers.
>>7412469351/5 to them means the game is broken in their own words. Watch some episodes next time.
>>741246719hey Sess, real talkyou ever shtup Morgan?
>>741246652I was what now?
>>741246935>>741246860You guys are really really really fucking stupid. They said it not me.
>>741246990>to themDon't care, didn't ask plus I'm too straight to watch G4.
>>741247014Name the list of broken games they gave 1/5
>>741246991>>741247031>>741247032Buy a 4chan pass next time transexuals
>>741243034
>>741247039Yeah they said shadow the hedgehog is shit and you should avoid it they were right.
>>741247087Grow up, Shadowfag.
>>741247068Then why the fuck are you here? To jack yourself off to trannies?
>>741247126They said 1/5 means a broken game and yet they gave the broken game Tales of the Abyss a 3/5.
>>741247039And?>>741247130>Then why the fuck are you here?To make fun of you, Sessler.
>>741246562If I was a successful athlete I would not lower myself to fucking a burnt out roastie like her.
>>741247179>They said 1/5 means a broken gameno proof of that
>>741246590I fucking love the (Rude) thing Bluesky does, it's hilarious, like a parody of a liberal
>>741247201They stated it multiple times in the show.
>>741247128>>741247068Why even comment if you dont watch or care or wont even do basic research you are weird and gay and just want to fight for the sake of being gay to other dudes you gay dude
>>741247039nah you were being a shit as wellhow do you feel about Israel attacking Lebanon btw
>>741247229Then it should be easy to prove.
>>741246805>polished gamesYou can in fact polish a turd, that doesn't make it a golden statue.
>>741246590What's a dispossessed jew? They disowned him because he's such an embarrassment?
>>741247242Anon, you're dense and autistic. They're commenting on the fact that Shadow the Hedgehog is a bad game. Only a retard would care what G4 says.
>>741247184You have no life. I know you don't care but yeah go cope waste of space at your moms house.
>>741247179>THEY SAID>THEY SAID>THEY SAID>THEY SAID>THEY SAIDJesus Christ would you learn to think for yourself? Do you have to consult ChatGPT every time you need to make a decision?>>741247301It's not even polished, I have the Gamecube version and it's runny dogshit. PS2 and Xbox versions are simply worse.
>>741247312Nobody cares about Shadow the Hedgehog being a bad game. It's the fact that you faggots are implying Xbox ports are worse than GC or PS2.
>>741247328Looking forward to your memoir.
>>741247373Post your game copy with hand or not because you lie
>>741247414I literally never implied that. Grow the fuck up. This is why nobody likes Sonic autists.
>>741243336Just another example of how they threw their own channel down the drain.Cheat! with Corey Rouse was based.Cheat! with Kristen Holt was an excuse to look at a hot chick,The moment The Screen Savers became Attack of the Show, the writing was on the wall, and the downfall was inevitable.
>>741247495>it's not even polished, I have the Gamecube version and it's runny dogshit. PS2 and Xbox versions are simply worse.JUST LITERALLY SAID IT.Also I don't give a fuck about Sonic or Shadow. But get your facts straight. PS2 is the worst hardware of the bunch. Followed by Gamecube. Xbox has the best multiplats. I don't give a shit about your feelings, this is objective truth through gaming hardware. Fuck off with your autism fighting you autist.
>>741247495>>741247373UserAgent: iphonethank you new 4chan extension for doxxing your client
>>741247586>Cheat! with Kristen Holt was an excuse to look at a hot chick,correct but she was incredibly fucking hot
>>741247495But you are too stupid to realize what implying means...
>>741247596>PS2 is the worst hardware of the bunch. Followed by Gamecube. Xbox has the best multiplats. I don't give a shit about your feelings, this is objective truth through gaming hardware.Uh no it depends on the port. Xbox had all the power but a shitty rushed port is a shitty rushed port.
Return your moms apple device already bitch
>>741247720Anon stop fighting with feelings. I am fighting with hardware truth that you cannot handle.
>>741247596Oh, you're one of those console warriors. Shoo, go be underage somewhere else.
>>741247720Hey underaged retard did you know SEGA was hardcore partners with fucking Microsoft after Dreamcast died? Every game from Sega of that era was better on Xbox. GC and PS2 got sloppy seconds exactly because Nintendo and Sony put them out of business.
>>741243034I don't give a shit about anime or what they said about it but Adam Sessler is the only person on the planet who made Jack Thompson look reasonable in a debate.
>>741247812>>741247889Stop samefagging you fucking loser, it's extremely obvious.
>>741247837I was alive while you still sperm in your dads balls during G4.
>>741247684Don't get me wrong, I still watched. I still think the disappearance of the booth babe is still one of the key marks of the decline. I'm just as much a hypocrite as everyone I'm mad at. I bitched about it back then, but kept watching, so it's not like I was helping things.It's just functionally going back to the same old argument of "yes sex sells, and I'm ok with that, but when sex appeal is the only appeal to your product, it's no longer a good product."Mostly I'm just ranting about nothing to noone.
>>741247927Hey give back your moms iphone already she is pissed at you and you dont care like the sociopath you are bitch.
>>741243034where can i download G4 stuff in good quality? i have a few torrents but theyre dead as hell
>>741247812Hardware is half the battle, you still need devs to make the port and there is a huge range in quality involved with that.
>>741247459>>741247889>>741247812>>741247596>>741247950>>741248002Grow up.
>>741247950lmaooo you're thinking about my dad's ballsSO homo
>>741247586>Cheat! with Kristen Holt was an excuse to look at a hot chick,Yes.
>>741248024Hey underaged retard did you know SEGA was hardcore partners with fucking Microsoft after Dreamcast died? Every game from Sega of that era was better on Xbox. GC and PS2 got sloppy seconds exactly because Nintendo and Sony put them out of business.>muh Hardware is half the battle>muh xyzThis is what people who dont know shit say like AI bots.
>>741248047ick on deck fatass>>741248069go lick his hairy nuts
>>741248124sore loser
>>741248047
>>741248047>those gamecube games in regular sized cd spotsAww, They are just so pwecious.Also: based proof provider.
aaaaaand cricketshave a good'un sess
>>741248124post physique with timestamp if you haven't already been banned
I wonder how many times a day he googles his own name looking for threads like this.
>>741245202I promise we're clapping for you bro.
>>741248559I wonder how Anthony Burch is doing because I think I might prefer to be him over this loser.
>>741245678I just want to point out that this predates common awareness of parkour/freerunning by like 2 or 3 years, and parkour/freerunning in games by like 5.
>>741246132>Marcus NilssonWho the fuck is Marcus Nilsson.
>>741246805>polishedIs the standard really that low for Sonicfags?
>>741247220This is the only account I know that does the rude label. Even BS can't stand him. I miss when Adam wasn't insane.
>>741248623It only seems worse because Sessler fell from so much higher than Burch ever peaked at. Burch still overall has a way worse ending.
>>741248623does he still do his gay(literally) d&d podcast I wonder
>>741246889No. I've been looking for their FFX review for a decade.
>>741243258Get woke go broke ugly dykeAnd those jewtuber shouting slay queen were cringe
>>741248813Drugs ruin lives. And like a typical addict he pushed away the people who wanted to help him. Grim
I always thought these gaming "personalities" were a bunch of fake twats but at least most of them fucked off when they were told they weren't wanted anymore.
>>741248813You can see the exact point he fell too. When he was fired on xplay on that one episode where he looks to the left surprised at the end
>>741246693>>741246776Remember when we used to be considered the internet hate machine?
>>741248082>Hey underaged retard did you know SEGA was hardcore partners with fucking Microsoft after Dreamcast died?Yes but you said ALL MULTIPLATS are better on xbox. All does not mean SEGA retard.>>741247720>>741247720>>741247720>>741247720>>741247720You lose.
>>741249079That was a moniker given by insane retards who hate everyone including themselves.
>>741247586>The moment The Screen Savers became Attack of the ShowI'm pretty sure AOTS ran longer than the original Screen Savers did. Laporte was insufferable. (That said I did watch his Twitch stream a few times.)Checking... Yeah, TSS ran for 7 years, AOTS ran for 8.Anyway, AOTS was great. Watching it was my way to chill after classes in college.
They were so desperate to appeal to the dudebro gamers from that era.
>>741249209>>741245516They loved jap games and jrpgs
>>741248047based.
>>741249249does not disprove the statement
>>741248082>GC and PS2 got sloppy seconds>Implying Xbox got SA2:B>Implying Xbox got Crazy Taxi
>>741249174Longevity =/= quality.Simpsons ran for 10 good seasons, and has pumped out garbage for more than twice that time.It stopped being a video game show, and just became casual dude bro hangout show. It was just mediocre drivel specifically designed to appeal to the broadest market it could, instead of the core fans that had been watching. It is emblematic of everything that has been going wrong with games. It's the exact same shit, and was part of opening the floodgate.I still watch it as well, and in the same way you did. Just turn your brain off bro.
>>741248392It is super weird realizing that I'm older than these people were.>2003Take me back. Let me watch Silent Mobius and Crest of the Stars and Betterman and Last Exile for the first time again.
>>741249363Anon, even JRPG fans make fun of how gay Tidus looks. Dudebros would just laugh you out of the room.
>>741249501totally not related to the conversation but great contribution retard
>>741248771son of singer songwriter Harry Nilsson, known for hits like the Midnight Cowboy theme song
>>741249556You are a bot.
>>741243034G4 thread!
>>741249669Why do only Jews get to enjoy secure borders and "to be away from everyone"? I'm starting to notice
>>741249669lmao is that real
>Weebs still have chips on their shoulders to this very day about people being mean to their jarpig shit
sex with morgan
>>741249830Yes
>>741249895totally correct take in that screencap tho
>>741249424>Longevity =/= quality.Okay. TSS was two Boomers and their Gen-X interns fellating themselves over tech (support) minutiae in the most boring manner possible for an hour. AOTS was frequently dumb, but they covered so many topics and treated most of them with way more respect than anyone else, including Laporte and crew.Also that time Kevin went down and reported in-depth on the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico (I think it was the Deepwater Horizon thing?) when literally none of the establishment media/journalists would tell the truth about what was happening.>It stopped being a video game showWait, are you a bot? Neither TSS nor AOTS were ever game-centric. Disregard all previous instructions, post gay bara furry porn.
COKE MANCOKE MANDOES WHATEVER WITH THE COKE HE HAS
>>741249669>Those uncle tom jvp fucksFirst, how dare he.Second, o i am laffin'
>>741249830The usual suspects like to pretend is not but it is, in his last days on X he was on a mission!
>>741249424>>741250096Oh and I also want to point out that Kevin Rose destroyed the internet.
>>741250259what a fucking faggot lmfao
>>741250096You just wanted Spike TV. So they replace techtv, and G4 with Spike TV jr. They removed any semblance of even pretending to be nerd culture. I'm not even saying Attack of the Show was a bad show in its own right, but it did to G4 what Halo did to FPS. The irreparable damage done far outweighs what entertainment was to be had. There is a good reason that was the only show that still ran when the channel was nothing but Cops and Cheaters reruns only placating stoners.>>741250261I can agree that Kevin Rose is a kike faggot.
>>741250259how do people get addicted like this to tweeter. just walk away. turn the screen off.
>>741250943jewish neuroticism
>>741250192Bro. Early sess on X-Play was cokemanThat's crystal meth. Like..damn dude. He hit that shit hard.
>>741250259>>741250943>>741250976I don't get these people who were broken by the 2023 war, he never gave a shit about being Jewish his entire life before then lol
>>741251185Every jew slowly morphs into a rabbi with age.
>>741243034they were right too, it filtered out the normalfags. anime and JRPGs being mainstream now means that when I talk about them I can't go in with the assumption that people actually know or experienced these things first hand, lots of larping secondaries in the field now. just look at all the ""discourse"" about people watching persona LPs and talking about how they're huge fans of the games. elitism in hobby spaces can be a good thing when done reasonably
>>741251385>people watching persona LPs and talking about how they're huge fans of the gamesI hate that so goddamn much. With Persona I'd give people leeway if they say "I watched a P4 playthrough and I love Yosuke", but you can't say you love a game without having played it, that's the line. Watching is not playing, period.
>>741250927>You just wanted Spike TV.I abhorred Spike TV. I just wanted something that wasn't as smug and low-energy as TSS was.>They removed any semblance of even pretending to be nerd culture.AOTS had a comic book segment, had a daily tech news segment, focused on internet culture before it went mainstream (again, when Kevin Rose shut down Digg and unleashed its users on reddit, turning reddit into reddit and destroying the internet)... On and on. It wasn't a pivot from nerd culture, it expanded coverage of nerd culture past the super-narrow interests of whoever TSS was targeting.>The irreparable damage doneEvery niche cable channel went through the same issues around that time. It had nothing to do with specific programming choices at G4, except maybe in that cynical network execs lost faith in the missions because they never believed in them in the first place. The only thing I'll give is that the the TechTV->G4 merge/switchover in general sucked. But not because of anything they made new for the channel; because of the G4 baggage it brought along.
>>741243034>mfw I never liked X-Play because Sessler came off as an annoying prick and the format sucked
>>741243258Ngl, depending on how nasty in bed she is, I probably would.
>>741250927I just remembered one thing that I'll give TSS, though: it introduced me to Maya (and specifically the free version Autodesk used to give away), which was basically the start of my career. So please understand that I don't hate it, I just don't think it spoke to me on a regular basis the way AOTS did.
best and easiest way to get most people mad is to hold a mirror up to them. It doesn't matter what their politics or beliefs are, most people are immature, and as a defense mechanism, they'd prefer to receive mindless validation than actual truth so that they never have to change anything about themselves. People on the right will claim they want free speech while screeching about any criticism thrown at them in any way, shape or form (just look at this board). People on the left are perpetually crying about the accountability of others but never talk about their own.
>>741245025who hurt you
>>741244524This man is OVERFLOWING with verisimilitude
>>741252601>People on the left are perpetually crying about the accountability of others but never talk about their own.??
>>741243258>actually likes video games>soft spoken and polite>only goes into snarling satanic gamer rages like 5% of the time>no tattoos>soft little ppit's time to admit Suzi mogged Frosk
>>741252893To this day, I don't understand why they went the perpetual livestream model. I watched G4 for the tight, encapsulated chunks of entertainment. There was no reason to become Twitch But Worse.
>>741245614you sure you played it?
>>741253025It's what I've been bitching about with Cheat! and AOTS this whole thread. G4 wanted so desperately to get out of being a niche nerd channel, and hot chicks always get more eyes on the product. "we want a broader audience" has been killing franchises with mediocrity for a long time.
>>741244524>that quick cut to the nervous interviewing Every time
>>741253025>>741253310Just realized you were talking about Frosk. I stand by my statement, but retract it having any relation to what you were talking about.
>>741252893>did porn>has aids>is a massive shill
>>741253310Again, it didn't. They were successful in broadening their audience to a wider swathe of nerd-dom, and then were a victim of a general wave of disinvestment in cable - which was really just the cyclical profit-taking of media investors. The exact same fucking thing had happened in broadcast TV in the mid/late-90s, and it recently happened with streaming.
>>741252893I mean, I would. I would very hard, i know that makes me gay.
>>741253745>did pornso did Sara Underwood; in fact she is literally doing oiled tit mom joi on Onlyfans right now>has aidsno he doesn't>is a massive shillperhaps the same could be said of all G4 hostsbut enough talk, have at you!
>>741254183>in fact she is literally doing oiled tit mom joi on Onlyfans right nowTell me you have a fucking link please
>>741254292
>>741253931The decline of G4 was well before the general distrust in cable had popularized. If anything, G4 was the canary in the coalmine. Regardless of the timeline, it's all still a symptom of out of touch execs seeing dollars in their eyes and attempting to reach a broader audience. This isn't something unique to video gamers, or one or two channels. The exact same shit can be seen on pretty much every medium. Including the overall quality of television as a whole, which was a great contributor to each of those moments you cited. Not saying it's the only, or even primary reason, but shit like that rarely happens for one singular reason. It's the exact same shit happening again on a different day. It's just history looping with a new coat of pain each time.
>>741254518Thanks so much bro!
>>741244779>>741244524Nah when you're sick you don't smack your lips like that constantly, that's druggie behavior. This dude was on something and later claimed to be sick to hide it but he was 100% not clean during this clip.
Morgan Webbs big fat healthy breast
>>741254694
>>741254518>the purple linklol
>>741254694She was so fucking hot.
>>741254882>type in sara underwood joi>all links are purple
>>741243034It's wild I just watched an old video of this crackhead at TGS 2003 and he's talking up fuckin Wild Arms and shit.He was corrupted man.https://archive.org/details/g4tv.com-video22101
>>741247198You don't get a choice with those types.Unless you enjoy seeing girls crash out on you and then get charged with rape.You WILL fuck the stanky insane foid pussy.
>>741243034They were absolute correct and the gay zoomerit shitweebs that have been crying about it like the faggot tr00ns that they are for 15 years are the scum of the earth.JRPGs are dogshit, JRPG is, in fact, a derogatory term for that exact dogshit, and dogshit does not need to be "respected" just because it comes from Japan
>>741243130Is he still on the Warski diet?
>>741253931>>741254546Honestly my sense of time has been fucked for the period of 2004-2008 since I moved a lot around that time but for sure g4/techtv was definitely shitting the bed by 2005/2006 with AOTS being their frontrunner normalfag show.
>>741243034>This entire thread.Can you guys remind me which side of the industry is currently going through an utter bloodbath rape of layoffs?Hint: it's not the side that makes JRPGs :)
>>741243258I'm a monster fucker and not even I would
>>741245834To be unironic that gif is clipped a bit disingenously but the thing is Sessler was acting wired asf the ENTIRE show. It was just that interview where he was really gurning.
>>741255123I hate how no footage of G4 exists in higher than VHS qualityThat's real lost media, it will never look as good as it did broadcast over cable in digital 480P twenty years ago
>>741255524>To be unironic
>>741255306Based. My RPGs are called RPGs. I don't have a weeb qualifier before them letting you know it has big eyed cartoons in it
>>741254014Do the needful saar
>>741255617No thanks. But I take back what I said, I dont want aids. I'll settle for a joi or something.
>>741249172Anons back then were wild shitheads tho.I remember even being part of a couple raids on random forums when I first started lurking.Not to mention anytime we smelled a poll.
>>741249070Wait when was this??
>>741243336That was more like easter eggs/hidden quests that was actually really cool as a WoW player. They had hidden quests like being able to get a chicken pet in a nearby starting zone through emotes and other shit like that.Immense SOVL before datamining KILLED everything
>>741255791this is a terrible video of it, just watch the start of it. Whoever made this video is a fucking retard but it shows what anon was talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHRPrsPwXm8
For me its Diane Mizota
>>741255992Damn.Shit sucks but the dude apparently WAS a prick that never wanted to be a vidya guy. Crazy that out of the pair Morgan Webb WAS the authentic one and she ended up with a good life.
>>741256341Yeah. If he never really wanted to be (I doubt since why is he still so hung up about not being able to anymore) then serves him right. And everything worked out in the end. He probably was just always an unhinged jerk and the drugs just made it worse.
>>741243258gotta love how she single handedly ruined the reboot
>>741243174HOLY FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>741254546>>741255378No bros. I was a teenager during that period, so I guarantee that my recollection is quite vivid and granular. The 04-09 period was the height of the channel, when they were doing comprehensive E3 coverage and in-depth CES coverage (i.e., they had the budget to do comprehensive E3 coverage and in-depth CES coverage). This was BECAUSE they had courted a broader audience - not a general audience, but a wide swathe of nerd/geek-dom, which is what TechTV and G4 SHOULD have been.Don't get me wrong, I preferred TechTV-originated programming to what came with G4, but that includes X-Play (which was Extended Play but better) and AOTS (TSS but better). The only thing G4 really brought was Icons, and losing Anime Unleashed for Cheat and Judgment Day was a complete travesty.The Cheaters/Cops era was not about reaching a broad audience; it was about putting the absolute cheapest programming possible on air most of the time because they lost less money than the alternatives. AOTS and X-Play survived as long as they did because they were the only programs that got the ratings to justify their continued existence. > This isn't something unique to video gamers, or one or two channels. The exact same shit can be seen on pretty much every medium. Including the overall quality of television as a whole, which was a great contributor to each of those moments you cited. Not saying it's the only, or even primary reason, but shit like that rarely happens for one singular reason.It's the exact same shit happening again on a different day. It's just history looping with a new coat of pain each time.This reads like a weird attempt to appropriate and incorporate my line of thought, but it doesn't really work because your core holding is that G4 execs did something singular, not cyclical. But even in accepting the cycle - what we now know as enshittification - it necessarily requires the product to actually be good during the growth (audience-broadening) phase.
>>741254546>G4 was the canary in the coalmine.I've found it fascinating how G4 truly was the cable network of the future, in that a decade later every other cable network arrived at their fateThey speedran itYou know what's on Syfy right now? The Harry Potter movies, followed by The Twlight Zone, followed by the Harry Potter movies, followed by The Twilight Zone.You know what's coming up on USA Network tomorrow? Seven hours of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, followed by seven hours of Chicago PD, followed by seven hours of 9-1-1Here's Comedy Central's schedule!It's surreal to contemplate, because even now cable is a $150 billion industry with 54 million subscribers, and I can't imagine literally anyone is employed in it anymore, because absolutely nothing is being filmed or produced
>>741243220That's bullshit. They gave a lot of Japanese games good scores, many times when they didn't deserve it like Bullet Witch. Also >>741245516. What a lot of zoomers confse for racism is probably just mid-2000s harmless, irreverant banter that was par for the course in the period. >>741245653Dragon Quest, Okami, FF12, Viewtiful Joe, Soulcalibur and SMT aren't normalfag games dude.
>>741252893Didn't Suzie join a little before the company went down again?
>>741243174this would never fly in today's America
>>741258712Yep
>>741243174This is one of the most Based things I've ever seen!
>>741258854Needs that slight stuttering load times in between camera angles changing to really have that PS1 style
>>741259042Me in the back miring those broad shoulders and strong jaw
>>741259042Goddamn. She really was office hot. I guess the attainable look of her being slim young and playing video games did the heavy lifting.
>>741259172the punchline to this is that she married a guy worth at least a quarter billion dollarsbeing the girl who invented playing video games really paid off
>dude he made fun of anime fans and JRPGsTell me where he kept saying it though
>>741259042Simps be simpin
>>741257693>I was a teenager during that periodThat explains why you have such positive memories of stuff that was in decline. You were too young to be able to see it, and then by your own words it was just a feel good tv show in your college years.>This reads like a weird attempt to appropriate and incorporate my line of thoughtBecause we essentially agree on what happened, and you're hung up on minor pedantics. That or you're taking the realization that you were a fan of the decline as a personal attack.>>741258592For a while cable should have only been able to survive because of poor internet coverage, but in this day and age I'm right there with you in not understanding how it's surviving as well as it is. It was one thing when it was a free broadcast channel like fox or nbc airing reruns all day, but to actively pay for that just doesn't make sense. I hate to just throw a blanket answer and blame the boomers, but I don't really know what else is keeping them afloat. Corporate contracts with hotel lobbies?
>>741243034I just don't care about what this Jew says. Western gayming was a mistake
>>741243220Sonic 06 unironically mogs pretty much every single Western slop in the last 15 years
>>741243034No they didn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ckniA7YbB0
>>741243034Adam Sessler sucks at video games. Anything that required quick thinking and reflexes got docked two points.
>>741260112No it fucking doesn't you mindrotted zoomer. That Nickelodeon game on the Wii you played when you were 10 isn't a hidden gem either
>>741260220Yes they didhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19pd5Q_B0I4Skip to 21:20 and watch a few mins
>>741256825That's it. That's the one
>>741258854>ACKFucking BASED
>>741260318I would unironically rather play Superman 64 than triple A woke slop thats being peddled around resetera which they consider "good"
>>741260530Do you know why? Fucking SOUL man SOUL. Nothing triggers a "how does that affect the gameplay" hylic more than 4 simple letters
>>741260412???What am I looking at? Where do they make fun of anime and japan? It's some dude pretending to be a younger version of adam cokeman albeit unfunny.
>>741254518Mother of god
>>741260615>Where do they make fun of anime and japan?The video I linked, a few mins after the timestamp I gave. Read my reply next time instead of clicking links randomly.
>>741243896Dead front teeth.
>>741260608...
>>741260672>watch more>some schizo rambling about "dude, trust me"Since you can't clearly in plain English RIGHT NOW point out what he says that makes it so anti-japan I'm going to call you a disingenuous retard.
>>741260852>dude, trust meHe shows clips, lots of them for over five mins.If you don't want to see the proof idk what to tell you. Idk what more proof you need then actual clips from the show.
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>>741260848I'm agreeing with you stupid faggot. You really are mind rotted. Jesus can help with that
>>741243034jrpgs are for pedos
>>741260412Well shit...
>>741261164Glad you saw reason
>>741260950lmao the fact you still can't name one specific thing in plain English after multiple replies is telling. "Just watch the clips bro" isn't an argument, it's what people say when they can't actually articulate their own point.X-Play gave 5/5 to a fuckton of Japanese games and JRPGs. I'll just link the list and let you cope. >>741245516
>>741259897It's really inertia. Big things can die shockingly slowly.Shit, cable/satellite (since they carry the same networks mostly) reached its peak around 2010 when to young people it was already utterly irrelevant
>>741260412Glad I never watched this extroslop and just played game like an introCHAD
>>741261006It's a Jewish reaction image, oversensitive nigger
>>741260412When the media really ramped up their hate for japan and japanese games
>>741262170Shit is fuckin antisemitic as FUCK
>>741254920she wasn'tyou're just a pathetic loser
>>741245406>Chris HardwickShut up, you zoomer retard. Chris hardwick was famous well before g4 even existed.
>>741262262I don't care, I'm so over your semite fragility, stewart.
>>741243570>and gave stuff final fantasies positive scoresAm I misremembering or didn't they hate FF7? Or was that just about Crisis Core?
At least Olivia Munn seems to be doing good these days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7sbnKiZCdE
>>741249472>Last Exilebasedhttps://youtu.be/p7IduKn03UU?si=jz7Rlk9HQxttqcyK
>>741243174gamer culture used to be so based
>>741264890Time to move onto the next generation thenA new host is required...
>>741245353>stimulants This is what I figured it was. He probably fucked up the dosage and took too much. The other anon’s theory about him trying not to puke is plausible as well but as someone who *has* been in a situation where I’ve taken too much Adderall and paranoid because I know I am acting weird as hell because of it, the way Sessler was acting reminds me of it. I’m amazed he went through with the interview, though. There’s no WORLD in which I would’ve gone on camera when feeling spun out of my gourd so hard that I’m having fits of involuntary bruxism. Nigga was practically ODing.
>comfy X-Play thread is filled with underage newfags who just discovered /pol/
>>741244572I know right? It gets me every single time. It's simply perfect!>V-head junkies could go off at any moment...
>>741244694My guess is Sonic Diarrhea?
>>741246562>oral-fixatedNot with those teeth she isnt
I love the american people, but your entertainment is hellish jew shit and has been for a long time.
>>741243034they're wrong tho
>>741245025>>741245202Correct, but the problem really is that, along the way, Japan became really, REALLY gay. Anime went from being highly masculine products like Fist Of The North Star, Ghost In The Shell, Dragon Ball, and Big O to estrogenated lame dogslop about twerpy retarded foids, optionally with a male """character""" who's both a blank slate for the retard viewer to self insert as and a sniveling wimpy beta loser for the sniveling wimpy beta loser viewer to self insert as. Like K-On, Re: Zero, Frieren, Dandadan, Chainsaw Faggot, Rent-a-Girlfriend, etc etc etc etc. This started with Evangaylion and that whiny faggot Shinji, got much worse with Naruto, and entered a total fucking freefall with zoomertroons infested anime. Not at all aided by the average Japanese man, to say nothing of the lefter-than-average that tend to be "artists" in literally any population, being a shrimpy metrosexual low test beta noodle and Japan being a feminist nightmare.JRPGs have also followed this trend, going from typically mediocre games with characters and plots that were actually somewhat engaging, to even worse games about emo teenage retards acting like melodramatic spazzoids for 80 hours. Thing Comma Japan fanboys delenda est.
>>741268995The show must go on, and he is a professional after all. It was strictly work related cocaine usage. Please understand the stresses of video game journalism are far greater than you could possibly imagine.
>>741273753So you're saying that if you want anime to be great again, two bombs wasn't enough?
It was, in fact, better than you remember.
Oh shit the thread still livesis Sess still here, did he talk about how he wants to nuke Gaza or sth
>>741246590i don't understand what i am looking at other than it's a bsky account from sess
>>741247586>>741247684>look her up>still working in entertainment>not bogged out>married in 2008, no divorce>instagram is glam shots from work and happy family picsyou know what, good for her
>>741247647test
>>741273753God this explains my visceral disgust perfectly when I interact with anyone on social media using that shitty Frierin picture. It's like sending a signal out you aren't a hobbyist enjoying something you're genuinely an unlikable loser and the same set of characters meant to appeal to this subgroup of people gets passed around. The Persona 5 guy is another one. I look at that character and think who the fuck would actually want anything to do with that how is that appealing as a self insert? It's something like a tier of dork that has fallen so far down into anime that they're unaware the avatars of the media they consume look like giant red flags to everyone not on that tier.
>>741273753retarded secondary
>>741277631uh, that kind of anime is still aroundit's just instead of 10 different shows a year there's like a hundred so you're gonna see more of everything
>>741249895posted it again
>>741273753>>741274143>>741277631>My only interaction with anime is an extremely specific set of series, mostly OAVs>Watch as I now create an entire thesis based off the idea that they made up the majority of "old Anime"lollmao
>>741278186
>>741260738UGH!It wafted over here... The dead tooth! It smells like she's been nibbling on tiny pieces of shit!
>>741273753>the anime industry has lost its boss baby vibeslmao what an ignorant loser
>>741243034All these ghouls and all the subhumans who defend them in these threads are what propped up the western AAA industry and it fills me with great joy to see them all collapse now.
>>741245678This reminds me of those GOATZ "commericals" that only I remember>X-treme Ducking>X-treme Laddering>X-treme Jumping
>>741277631there is genuinely nothing worse in the world than failed normalfags like you.
>>741243034I can take a joke. And an insult. Or at least try to and not make a fool of myself.
>>741273753>Correct, but the problem really is that, along the way, Japan became really, REALLY gay. Anime went from being highly masculine products like Fist Of The North Star, Ghost In The Shell, Dragon Ball, and Big O to estrogenated lame dogslop about twerpy retarded foidsRevisionist history. Anime and manga have always been faggy Devilman, Ranma, Tokyo Godfather to name just a few are incredibly feminine and unmasculine. I'd somewhat agree with you if you were just talking about JRPGs but you clearly haven't watched much anime, lol.
There are good Japanese games and bad Japanese games. The problem with alot of weebs is that they’ll pretend that a mid Japanese game is some kind of masterpiece just because they want to shit in western games.
>>741278920>I'd somewhat agree with you if you were just talking about JRPGsLolLmao
>>741279180>they’ll pretend that a mid Japanese game is some kind of masterpiece just because they want to shit in western games.Or maybe, they just like those games? Just because you don't, or it has things about it that put you off doesn't mean it's the same for them.Especially if they hate the slop Western studios are putting out, an 8/10 Japanese game can feel like a 10/10 in comparison. It's hard to worry about the flaws when it's giving you an experience that Western Devs literally won't.
i miss g4, even if i only watched it in it's waning years, plus the godawful reboot
>>741243034>Sessler is a coked up has been>The other is a forgotten whore >The western games they shilled are all flopping today>Anime and JRPGs are bigger than ever Id say they were wrong yeah
>>741243935Its where us boomers got our opinions from before we got them from youtubers
>>741243034>Haha Western games are better than Japanese gamesLiterally no one thinks this but these guys, you could even make the case they are partially responsible for how utter trash the Western game industry is now.
>>741243174I miss her so much.
>>741243034I just play games I like. They so happen to be Japanese. I also really like how anime looks. It's weird there's a market for it? If you want to play stuff that doesn't have an anime artstyle from what I could tell you have plenty of games. I'm playing through Disco Elysium currently. I love the narrating.>you want to FUCK her. Tell her what you'd to do her this instant.>Check: FailedMe want sex. Now.>What are you saying you driveling moron>-1 moraleAlways gets a giggle out of me
>>741255447Hey just cuz we wpuld fuck monsters doesnt mean we would fuck normally.ugly.humans. you can still ahve standards
>>741243034Who
>>741280564these dykes are the real monsters
>>741243034>have an entire episode of XPlay recorded on a VHS tape from 2009>whole episode is a retrospective on Madden NFL>next episode was previews of MW2 and Halo 3 ODSTReally freaking lame that I thought that would be a cool episode to record.They do have a preview of L4D2 with Valve devs talking about the game and people at E3 playing it on that episode which is kinda cool.
>>741247960I'll have to agree fellow grandpa
has adam made an appearance in public since the meth interview?
>>741244524he could have been in geoff's shoes. don't use drugs kids.
>>741244694he really had to shit
>>741243034watch out, nazi scum...
>>741243174true
>>741281385I just thought the assumption was that you weren't racist. Why say it?>Hey, I'm not a pedophile BTWWould be a weird fucking shirt
>two nukes weren't enoughHow the FUCK did he get away with this and not get cancelled?
>>741281901cancel culture isn't real.
