Why'd they fuck it up so bad?
>>741265650To further the anti femboy agenda
whenever you think the ocarina of time remake might have a chance at being good just remember this and star fox
Literally who on staff decided the text couldn't be sped up? It's easily the most egregious part. 30FPS sucks but it's an RPG at the end of the day, but the game is very text-heavy.
>>741265747Starfox looks and plays great though, we have a demo.
I've played the original a lot more than you have, and on a CRT: 30 fps and muh translations do not matter. It was fun and a lot of the remade music is good
>>741265824consider suicide
>>741265824Yeah but look what they did to our girl Katt though...
>>741265963Let me guess, seething furfaggot?
>>741265824It looks and sounds bad now.
>>741265650>the one game everyone thought would get a switch 2 update>it doesn't
>>741265650Explain.
>>741265650I don't think they understood what made TTYD good. The fact that it's so ridiculously laggy AND has a lower framerate really makes it so much worse to actually play.It's insane that a remake of a game made 20 years later with hardware that's about 50x stronger is like a tenth as performant
>>741266182The western Version back then was already changed because of vivian. Now they changed even more stuff
>>741266287I'd have given it a pass if they didn't make the gameplay so fucking SLOWAll menus are slow, you have to wait star power build up in battle, can't mash through text...What the fuck were they thinking?
>>741266026No, an eric hater, you going to bed yiffersperg.
(((Our))) girl Risa Tabata will make up for this demake when the next NEW Paper Mario game in 2028 goes back to the formula of the first 2 games and it runs smooth as butter.Hopebros.... we need to hang on just a little bit longer. Tanabe is finally retired and Miyamoto might retire too before 2028. MAKE MARIO GREAT AGAIN
Erm uh ghost penis haha
I love my cute boy, vivian
>>741265650>unskippable text
>>741265747What about the other Zelda remakes?
>runs at 60 fps in 2001 or 2 or whenever>cannot run at 60 fps in 2026jesus fucking christ
>>741266287>jews when you start exploring the new york city tunnels
>>741265650One of those games where the core experience is excellent, but little knicks here and there (unnecessary re-translations, slow text and 30 fps) keep it from toppling the original. BUT, I still want a new Paper Mario that plays like TTYD, so I'm glad it sold well.
>>741268471They won't make a new Paper Mario game like that anymore
>>741268603A man can dream...
>>741266440>>741268256wait really? why?is it so you can't skip vivian's tranny dialogue? I wouldn't be surprised>>741265707ngl, I used to be into femboys but modern trannyism made me completely straight againI couldn't stand the idea of them slipping off the edge and cutting of their cute penises so I just steered clear from them completely
>>741268716It is because it uses the origami king engine, which also doesn't let you mash through textI assume it is to force kids to read it
I tried listening to the new OST, it's AWFUL.
The new music is amazing The graphics look good but too shiny 30fps sucksDialogue changes suck.Honestly if you could emulate it with the original dialogue restored and a 60 fps patch, it would be worth playing over the original. But the original holds up extremely well with the community texture pack and upscaled
>>741265824>UE engine >nightmare fuel character design>70 bucks for a game that has had numerous Remakes already.If there was an option to buy 64 on my switch, I would gladly do so but I'm not shelling out 500 for that.
I just want troons raped and murdered
>>741270772>it has to be modded and patched to be better than the OGYeah, nah. Just play the OG at this point
>>741270956I wouldn't give nintendo a cent for their horrible emulator.
>>741269816>>741270772duality of men
>>741266140>no switch 2 update when fucking switch 1 emulators can run the game in 60fps
>>741266287>They had to censor the word "crazy"
>>741265650>you're guilt-tripped into buying a neutered remake for the slight chance they'll bring this style of paper mario back and MAYBE they won't make sticker shart for the 4th time in a row
>>741275807>it doesn't outsell the shitter shart games and your purchase didn't matter
>>741265650They didn't, game was great with a ton of QoL improvements
Goombella sex
>>741266287>>741275636>weebcells so broken by autism they're now debating localization vs localization
goombella feet
>>741268716 >I just steered clear from them completely>hurrr buh my ghostboy wife named VIVIAN can't possibly be a troon, sh-shut up
>>741265880The new music is insanely inferior to the original one in 99% of the situations, the one thing the new one has is the different layers to the sewersIt's so fucking generic
>>741266440This is the main reason why I couldn't be bothered to finish it after clearing ch7.
>>741279737Chapter 6 battle theme alone mogs your favorite vidya ost
>Make a snappy game slow as fuck and censor it a second time Not even worth a moment of my time
>>741265650It outsold the original game and this game is the direction future games need to go or this IP is dead.
>>741265650All the good devs arent present anymore. It's a great remaster if played on pc with mods. Vanilla on switch 1 is jarring.
>>741276170doopliss sexo
>>741265650Monkey’s Paw
>>741279737The original battle theme is circus music
>>741265824Based
>>741266287Goombella Sexo!
>>741268151I want to go on a double date with Birdo and Vivian
>>741265824They’re going hard with the marketing! Love to see it!
>updated for modern audiences
>>741287964he's just like me
>>741265824Star Fox is back baby!
>>741265650>original was 60 fps>"remaster" is 30 fpswhat the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>741288412we want the cinematic audience
>>741265775they needed you to fully absorb the lack of ableist language
>>741276428name 3
>>741287951it's one of the best renditions of the classic mario tune ever made, actually. sorry it didn't have enough orchestra-backed electric guitars
>>741288412>”We want to waste the player’s time”
>>741271353True. My point was that the remake only has the good OST going for it. I wish there was a way to patch that into the original instead, then it would be perfect
As soon as you get used to the oddly halved framerate it's more or less the same game, so I can't be bothered to act like the remake shot my dog. It's probably training for a more traditional Paper Mario since Tanabe has ruled the series with non-RPG gameplay since Super.
>>741292814has it managed to surpass TOK in sales? if not then you can kiss a proper PM goodbye
>>741292963I don't think that matters, Samus Returns didn't sell well (because Metroid 2 is a shit game, even AM2R gets dragged down by the fact it's Metroid 2), Samus Returns WAS practice for Metroid Dread, and Tanabe was the creative authority behind smashing Paper Mario's creativity, who is apparently now gone from Nintendo/IS by choice.
>>741265707femboys should man up and get buff
I played the entire game and there was nothing woke about it. Why lie?
>>741265650half the fps as the gc version is really sad
>>741265650They used anti soul gas on it (sanitizing the script + heckin' euphoric and politically correct dialogue), halved the FPS ans made everything clunky as all fuck and slow as molasses for no reason.But hey the floor is glossy now, the NPCs make epic Animal Crossing sounds when talking and there is also around 10 minutes of new content (Whacka and Mush).Thank you Nintendo!
>>741265775>>741268256https://gamebanana.com/mods/516121>>741266440>All menus are slowhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/646375>you have to wait star power build up in battlethe same modder also managed to remove this, but they haven't released it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOCeLEo1gs>>741270772>Honestly if you could emulate it with the original dialogue restored and a 60 fps patchsomeone was working on a better 60fps mod with less issues than the one on gamebanana a few months ago, but i haven't personally tested it, and i'm pretty sure it still breaks a few things here and there, like pipe transitions and the few .webm cutscenes that the remake uses: https://github.com/The0x539/ttydr-60hz/actions/runs/24370853558/artifacts/6416736789they also wrote a cheat that removes the forced audience throwing cutscene, which i similarly haven't tested: https://pastebin.com/R580ZhNX (the attached webm is a demonstration of my own version that i was too lazy to actually upload)
>>741288319>they use the dogshit new design to represent the seriesIt's so fucking over, isn't it?
>>741270956Yeah same, Switch is so fucking comfy it's criminal there's no virtual console. Fuck NSO and fuck Furukawa.
>>741265650Why did they fuck it up indeed...
>>741296393>the floor is glossy nowhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/515567the problem with these cheats is that v1 just disables screen space reflections outright, which you sadly can't do without breaking certain models (typically metallic ones), while v2 doesn't do anything to get rid of reflections on floors that shouldn't have them. i recently came up with an approach for this that should be an ok compromise, but it's annoying and time-consuming, so i haven't gotten around to it
>>741297029horrible
>>741298175That I don't even mind so much, it being on a tiny screen and all.But how they butchered the bosses and the Zora mask swimming mechanics in Majora's Mask is just unforgivable.
>>741268298the link's awakening remake fucking sucked the mario rpg remake fucking sucked but surely THIS remake won't fucking suck
>>741298760Deku water skipping not having momentum was terrible too.
All remakes are shitYes even that one
>>741296925>Switch is so fucking comfy it's criminal there's no virtual consolecan't relate
>>741298905What was wrong with the Mario RPG remake? I didn't play it myself but it seemed like there was nothing horrible about it, worst being the mobile looking menus.
>>741293995Tranny validation dialogue being forced onto you isn't woke? Then what is?
Holding Goombella down and forcefeeding her until she's too fat to move on her own.
>>741265880>lot of the remade music is goodWhy do niggers like you constantly lie?Doopliss' theme was gutted after they removed the organ as an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9acr9_SLn28>b-b-but if you don't like the music, just equip the badge that lets you listen to the old tracksYou're still forced to listen to the out-of-place tracks they added for each chapter for battles and retards like >>741282690 will act like music like this fits an abandoned Riverside Station: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOCAAgEl2p4
>>741299747it was just insanely easy, even more than the original. you're able to timed-block any attack, even boss moves. you can get through every fight in the game taking 0 damage. i also beat it in a sitting which i wasn't expecting to do, it practically plays itself.
>>741303038>act like music like this fits an abandoned Riverside Station:But Riverside Station uses the regular upbeat and chipper battle music in the original. There is no version of TTYD that uses a subdued moody track for it. It's a neutral change at worst
>>741265650Pretty crazy- I mean wild, right?Only air- I mean lunk heads wanted this
I just learned the remake lets the Palace of Shadow music play uninterrupted during battles like CT's Ocean Palace and that's really cool. Not enough to get me interested in the demake, but still
>>741265650Just accept the truth that Paper Mario as a franchise has spent MUCH longer being bad than being good, and realize nu-IS will not and can not make another good PM game even when they are literally copying their own homework.
>>741303038>Doopliss' themeAs the guy you replied to I will concede they neutered the best theme from the original game, but you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me Macho Grubba, Cortez, and Chapter 5 Crump minimum weren't straight upgrades. To your second point i seriously cannot fathom how you think the originals plain cheery battle theme that is used literally everywhere fits the mystery train better than the jazzy version
