I'm looking forward to her writing in God of War Laufey
I fucked her and her girlcock was HUGE you guys shouldve seen it. It was fucking crazy
>>741277715There have been multiple press interviews with the game's writers now and none of them have been her.Her Stolen-Valor-o-Meter is off the charts.
mid white hoes peroxide their hair and get some plastic surgery and lather on the clown paint make up and all the browncels go wild
>>741277893She already backpedalled.
>>741277715
>>741277893She meant God of War Laufey cookbook
>>741277715>kicked out of declining movie game studiooof
>>741277931imagine having conversation with that attention whore
>>741277927Source?
>>741277715attention nepotism whore who doesn't know shit about games. I won't be playing it.
>>741278185her instagram
>>741278141>imagine having conversation with a womenMen don't really care for that sort of thing.
>>741277931>Meme-sexualSo she's just a bisexual like many many women but with lefty lib vocabulary sprinkled on top. OK Alanah.
>>741278327There is no such thing as bisexuals. There are just heterosexual females that are such massive attention whores they're willing to get it on with other women just because they think men love that shit.
>>741277715I bet she's into anal
>>741277931>hi everyone, I've never struggled with being insecure about my body because I'm a hot giga stacy and I have and love sex specifically with other hot people (babes of all kinds) hope that makes you feel better or whatever! lmaoquite honestly? based
>>741278271What did she say? "Lmao j/k guys I didn't work on this. I lied haha!"
>>741278459B stands for Bengal
>>741277715Nice tits
>>741278271No she didnt, thats her newest post
I would have sex with her
>>741277715This whore needs rape!
>>741278693Yikes
>>741278459Kill yourself.
>>741278459No
>>741277715>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written before>already doing damage control in her posts how "oh a lot of it will be changed and replaced">not with Sony SM for a while nowliterally her only value is and was "people want to fuck me" and her social media / games writing following which was leveraged for marketing, that's it
>>741277715Post her tits and feet or fuck off.
>>741277931>I'm totally into every one of you potentially, please comment like and subscribe>oh whoops I only happen to fuck dudes in reality (may smooch a girl for a photo though hee hee), how did this happen, well maybe next time, but uwu u r loved! I SO care!
>>741278914>want tothe jews in charge absolutely fucked her
>>741278974best I can do
>>741278519that's not what's written at all.
>>741278395>There is no such thing as bisexualsWill this meme ever die?
>>741278459I'm fairly sure she's ridden the entire fucking cock carousel to get where she's at
>>741278459you can't just scream that...
>>741278581In her defense, she did manage to bag the only good looking indian man on the planet.
>>741279084no because it's a fact, not a meme.
Remember how she totally was a writer on GoW until people said "wait you're not in the credits" and she then had to come out and say "well I wrote some of the options" which is why she was credited as an "accessibility consultant"It's amazing with how many outright lies she got away and built a career with just because people jack it to her
>>741279136>it's a factWrong
>>741279084Remember when Anthony Burch claimed to be bisexual? Remember when he continued to claim to be a bisexual even though he admitted every attempt he had made to have sex with a male failed because he's not attracted the men because he's not actual bisexual and he's just pretending to be for attention? That is literally all bisexuals.
>>741279193also how she stole someone's art and only removed it when she got caught claiming "uwu I did not know teehee" despite the artist's name being on the artworkbut pasty nerds simp for her, so no biggie
>>741279084will you?
>>741279259Biscum: They want to get married, but suck cock on the side. They'll cheat on you when you don't sexually satisfy both their cravings!
>>741277905>t. yellow fever anon
>>741279259>That is literally all bisexualsWrong.
>>741279386>>741279216we got a lil gay boy over here
>>741277809can confirm, she bummed me in a sydney nightclub
>>741277715she's probably gonna end up on OnlyFans in 10-15 years, when no one wants to see her saggy tits anymore.
>>741279062yes it is, I translated it for people who struggle with autism. you're welcome
>>741279056@grok remove the reflection, zoom in on her face and bust, increase image quality
>>741279556>increase image qualityI guess this fixed her butterface too.
>>741279556>made her tits smallerlmao
>>741278581>together with famous, well-off CIS MALE actor>you guuuuyyyyysssss, I'm totally pan- and demisexual, for realzzzz (that makes me a diversity hire, dear companies, KA-CHING)
>>741279584jeet is just happy he got a white woman
>>741279527not as long as she's in a relationship with a well-off dudeafter that? 100%, she'll spin it as a sobstory and make millions
I too am a fan of Alanah's writing.
>pic related, modeled after herCDPR had a good laugh lmao
>>741280036what's the work history referenced in the filename
>>741277931>I am attracted to many kinds of trans and queer folkso blatantly pandering to that bubble, and ogre trannies deluding themselves into thinking they have a chanceit's all so tiresome dot jpg
>>741278459
>>741280601>I cannot wait for the lawsuitsLet me guess, there was no lawsuit?
>>741280140Her voice acting is also atrocious, at least compared to the other eceleb cameos in that game. Prolly why they hid her near the junkyard lol
>>741278693Might as well directly suck off her jeet boyfriend.
>>741280674Isn't she also exclusive to the less popular lifepath while the rest of the e-celebs are for everyone?
>>741280674>at least compared to the other eceleb cameos in that gameJesse Cox was surprisingly good.
>Acceptance, tolerance, diversity and equality has come full circle to us all having to entertain a nepobaby stacy's delusions of having talent>You're a bigot oppressing her if you disagreeCan't wait for the gow studio to get shutdown
>>741281805I think Jesse Cox is an actual trained actor. He just failed at being an actor professionally because the guy can basically only play one role and it's not a particularly useful role.
>>741277715I hate women.
>>741280601lmao
she used to be coolhttps://youtu.be/C2JjZ0N8TCs
>>741278581actually it stands for bloody benchod
>>741283043I mean it's lame shill content and she was obviously hired bc of her face, but at least she wasn't NEARLY as thotted out for clicks as she is today
>>741278693Sad to admit I would as well. God damn it I'm so lonely bros.
>>741277715>All that Nintendo shit That's why she's so retarded. Hates Sony and tries to destroy it from within
>>741283813that would make her based af tho
>>741280314just a chud on reddit who's mad that she got hired for men's jobs
>>741277715Despite having never written a video game before I am 100% confident I could write a better game than 99% of the industry's current nepotism hire retards
>>741277715I'm looking forward to her fat tits on my face
She must be absolutely fucking phenomenal in bed because I don't understand how this pathological liar, narcissist psychopath can still be popping up and straight up lying about everything she does and still making a career out of it. She just goes online and says 'I wrote this game, I did this artwork, I did x I did y I'm so awesome' and instantly gets called out for having literally nowhere remotely close to that level of creative input on anything and still she carries on. Must have some dirt on the directors of some of these game studios because none of them call her out for lying about writing credits and work she hasn't done.She must go through some kneepads and be a total unhinged psycho behind the scenes. 'Say a word about what I actually do at this studio and I'll burn you, your wife and kids alive' levels of nutty bitch.
>>741284385it really is just that the industry and fanbase consists of awkward nerds who can't say no to a pretty face. That's all that is. Every time she gets called on sth, the critics get branded as incels, her simps whiteknight to the max, while she goes "uwu I did not know / what I *meant* was" and all is forgiven.
It actually pisses me off that she doesn’t do OF
>>741277715I’m not but I’m also not buying because she’s a blatantly talentless hack who became anything of note due to her fading looks and her awful accent. The game is also a shitty movie.
>>741284385BPD girls are fire in bed, the problems starts as soon as you shoot your load.
>>741284649She will once Kohli moves up in the actor world and realizes she's just a money drainbut desu she'll anticipate that and get pregnant, RIP
>>741280601Alanah not a BLM supporter?? Sad!
>>741284649If I were here I wouldnt open onlyfans just out of spite, have you seen her instagram comments?
>>741278581she did this because some white guy dumped her and broke her heart
>>741284898holy fuck she looks so drunk here. bet she got raped that night lmao
>>741279259Don't know you, but my wiener gets hard with both men and women, maybe you should stop looking at attention whores grifters and take a look at real, honest human beings.
>>741277715She got the boot in 2024 and they scrapped all she had written for it in the 2 years since, true story.
>>741284702That's why you wait til she goes to the bathroom to queef out your spooge and then leap headfirst out the window into a tuck roll into a dead sprint and out into the night, buck naked, never to be seen or sued for child support again.Remember... Use a fake name.
>>741285129>I WROTE THIS GAME! YEARS OF WRITING!she then went ahead and qualified it as "uh most of it will be replaced probably" i.e. she didn't do shit that mattered, but at least she got the ME ME ME out there. what a cunt
>>741284965Not by Mr. Hover hands.
But did she actually write anything for it or its bs like the last time she claimed to be a writer for a GoW game?Actually scratch that, I bet this time she sucked far more dick to make sure her name is shown in the credits.
>>741278395If you noticed, "bisexual" women only date men 99% of the time and "bisexual" men only date men 95% of the time.
>>741279120he looks like jimmy fallon with a beard and browner skin, fuck off
>>741284898i thought it's Mike Matei
as an australian i feel i need to apologise for this roastie sucking her way into influence
>>741277931meaning she could fuck this guy
>>741288137She totally would, too - she swears! It just HAPPENS to be that she's with a straight, wealthy man right now. "It totally could have been one of you, transfriends"!
Remember when Troy Baker ghosted her asshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnsTZ2JLCRoBased Troy.
>>741288920Troy Baker is a corporate stooge.
>>741280140
>"I didn't fuck my way to the top">"..Also this is my husband who is a famous actor"
>>741289369she's not married though?
>>741289641They cohabit which, as far as the law is concerned, is basically the same as being married.
the second half of her plan has yet to be fulfilled, dumb fucking whore
>>741277809>It was fucking crazyyou mean her 'GIRLCOCK' or the fact you got laid?
>>741289916who dis she cute
>>741289916>chokerruh-roh
>>741278459how can an anon be this based?
>>741278185
>>741279193Anthony Burch of all people wrote for God of War 4 and told everyone that she was not listed under the credits so she was not a writer.DON'T FORGET THAT WHORE ALANAH STOLE SOME RANDOM INSTAGRAM ARTIST'S SEKIRO DRAWING AND CLAIMED IT WAS HERS, WAS IMMEDIATELY CALLED OUT, AND NEVER APOLOGIZED OR TOOK IT BACK
>>741277715She's lesbian
>>741289916>5 guyskek
>>741290161>Anthony Burch of all people wrote for God of War 4 and told everyone that she was not listed under the credits so she was not a writer.lmao it was Burch who called her out? Didn't remember that, based>DON'T FORGET THAT WHORE ALANAH STOLE SOME RANDOM INSTAGRAM ARTIST'S SEKIRO DRAWING AND CLAIMED IT WAS HERS, WAS IMMEDIATELY CALLED OUT, AND NEVER APOLOGIZED OR TOOK IT BACKyeah I mentioned that earlier, she pulled the "uwu I did not know" shit even though the artist's name was on the art afair, but her simps covered for her
>>741290238she is whatever she needs to maximize attention and minimize accountability for being a talentless whore
>>741290274He didn't call her out directly, but it was pretty clear who he was talking about. He said something like "If you're not credited as a writer on GoW, you are not a writer for GoW".Still kinda surprising that it was him of all people to do it, though, lmao
>>741290161>Anthony BurchNow there's a name I didn't need to be reminded of.
>>741290149so they gave her garbage tasks that nobody will need for another 6 years? (four years of work and she stopped working there in 2024)she must have been integral part of the team...reminds me of every nepo baby that ive ever worked with. give them trash tasks just to get them out of the way.
>>741290667this is him todayfeel old yet?
>>741290161
>>741290787>SmashJT
>>741290540She was claiming credit for his work. He straight up said that pissed him off immensely. He is a writer, after all.
>>741290787fuckin basedman I miss old (HAWP era) Anthony, his ex really broke his mind though
>>741277931what was the one meme-sex that was just being normal, demi?that anyways makes me smile
>>741290736>>741278185
>>741277715Kek she wants be seen as being someone valuable or talented so bad. No sorry, you're just going to have to settle for coasting off being a bimbo titty streamer, you've been in like 3 video games and your acting is still fucking awful, at this point just accept your limitations.
>>741291124>more bullshit positions that literally do not exist
>>741291124She also posted sth about how she "named the locations", which I'm betting means "I looked up what afterlife locations are called in religion x"TOTAL VALUE ADD
>>741279062It can be diluted to that since she plainly opens with "I'm in an enormous position of privilege" she acknowledges she NEVER struggled in her life but she's still doing it for brownie points.It is neither helpful or harmful informations. She's just doing it for the textbook number one reason any hot girl say or do anything: to get attention.
>>741291124>>741290149>I wrote for 4 years and thousands of hours>I left and they probably replaced a lot of my work>I was a staff writer
Must be nice to be born into a non hideous body and given opportunities for simply being alive, couldn't be me
>>741280674Spherehunter's voice acting was also atrocious
>>741291423can't beat the halo effect unfortunately
>>741277715she wasn't writing a cookbook but a cuckbook. it all makes sense now.
>>741289857It isn't. Marriage is an outdated tradition anyways.
>>741291423she looks hideous though?
>>741277715Preorder confirmed
>>741290149>1000s of hours of involmentimagine all the morale-raising boobjobs she gave
>>741277931
>>741292759This feels very misogynistic. How did they get away with this?
>>741277715S-she won't ruin the FAITH movie, right bros?
>>741292738you just know
>>741292738wish she was laufey, unironically
>>741292859they live in a patriarchal society, simple as
>>741277931>pansexualPanhandle in the pooper?
I saw her short clip being like>I knew people would freak out, and I'm happy to take credit for people hating the writing if it means that people don't go and attack <inserts the full names of the other 2 actually main writers>. <the full names of the other 2> wouldn't be able to handle that kind of huge internet hate campaign, but I'm used to itWow. Great job protecting them from internet backlash by explicitly redirecting hate to them in your video about how brave you are.
*makes incels seethe by purely existing*
>>741290149>plausible denial to not be in the creditsNice one allanal
>>741292864oh god please tell me she is not involved in such a project
>>741293423https://variety.com/2026/film/news/alanah-pearce-charred-pictures-video-game-movies-1236699462/
>>741292738the definition of butterface10/10 body2/10 face
>>741279284She's a piece of shit, they were praising her for the art and how good it was and she was like teehee thank you :)
>>741293464for fucks sakejust nuke everything, end it all
>>741284649modern AI deepfakes are getting so good that its not that big of a loss anymore.
>>741293464She must suck the best dick in the world, holy shit
>>741292738
>>741277715>Gets called out multiple times in how she was never involved in any major projects>People calling her out even have proof>Still keeps claiming to be working on major projects to where even in live stream she has trouble lying to her chatI don't get it. She doesn't have to lie. She has a nice face and she knows people who work at Sony. Just her giving her thoughts on games should be enough to keep up with a healthy fanbase. But I guess she wants more attention?
DEMO IS OUT PLAY HER FREAKING GAME NOW https://store.steampowered.com/app/3115160/Warhammer_40000_Boltgun_2/
>>741293669Lack of father figure
>>741293772yes Mommy Alanah. I will do anything for you.
>>741293772>I made this uwugod I hope she chokes on her dog's cum
>>741290930I wish I could find a copy of the video with the "girl = vagina" joke with the YouTube Annotations intact. Such a harmless joke, and yet the lengths he'd gone to "warn" people about it were truly fascinating
>>741293619Canon
>>741293357Man, why is this just so difficult for her?You know what happens when I look if anthony burch is a writer on borderlands 2? I see his name in the credits.I have friends that used to be in game dev. You know what happens when I look them up, even on the long-running live service games they worked on?They're in the credits.But suddenly with her every time it's like "oh well I worked on it, trust me. The only thing that makes me think it's not suspicious is that santa monica would probably have sued her.
>>741291404>>I was a staff writer>"A staff writer is a person, often an intern, whom a publication such as a magazine employs to propose ideas for articles, write them and sometimes do clerical and research work."fuckin lmao I knew it, she only was tasked with "hey look up what the afterlife and gods are called in these religions" and then posts on socials that she totally "named places and characters"fuuuuuck her
>>741277931Translation: I only date and ''love'' men but maybe I'll kiss a girl after a few drinks
>>741294190>Translation: I only date and ''love'' men but maybe I'll kiss a hot girl for social clout on instaftfy
>>741293669I mean, it worked. Just keep lying about your credentials and eventually you'll trick someone influential enough to give you an actual role. Prime fake it until you make it approach.
>>741293772>husband voices the main character >coincidentally his wife voices the new female leadwhy is no one mad about this? I thought every hated nepotism
>>741294159>They're in the credits.What's funny is, even people who barely put any work into a project, you see their names at least in the "Special Thanks" or even in untitled area. With her, there's nothing. Not even an edited wiki page that bothers give her credit on anything.
I know they say not to stick your dick in crazy, however...
>>741294386lol okay, that game goes on the ignore list
I would drink her piss
>>741293619Thanks, Raheesh.
>>741279056wouldn't
i want to play alanah's game
>>741294825Bro is definitely peeking
>>741294825>let me just sit heeeere, is the camera...? Oh okay, that looks good, now let me just..>OOPS DID YOU SEE MY PANTIES HAHA WHEW HOW DID THAT HAPPENwhat a fucking cunt
>>741286019Thanks m8
>>741277715ohh i feel so good just thinking about playing jade's ga- i mean alanah's game!
>>741295069Jade at least actually worked on good gamesall Pearce does is instathot and lie her way to success, it's unreal
>>741277931Closeted pedophile.
>>741295230Not just dogs but shotas too?!?She really doesn't discriminate.
>>741293464>Helping independent game developers make independent adaptations, THEIR WAY! No more buying rights and taking it straight to a Hollywood screenwriter to write the script - we write them WITH the dev teams. We use their sound designers. Their composers. Their artists. The people who created the thing people fell in love with in the first place!lmao that's a nice way to rephrase "uh you better bring everything needed for production when you...come to our..production company...listen it's totally empowering!"
>>741277931Literally everything this bitch does makes me livid. I hope she trips, falls, and hits her head. I hope her severe head wound does not heal. I hope it goes in the wrong direction. I hope she loses control of her bowels for 6-12 months before succumbing to death.
>>741294825Wonder what Adam had shoved up his arsehole here
>>741279556built for AI
>>741277715>I drew thislie>I worked on GoW quests and story lie>actually the GoW I worked on was a cookbookpossible lie>actually the GoW I worked on was this game announced years after I left but I totally knew about all this time because I worked on itlieI unironically despise her, every time some bitch starts whining about how hard it is to be female in the games industry they should have their comments flooded with images of this talentless hack. she has coasted by for over a decade within the games industry while also blatantly lying about her achievements and skills and has faced absolutely zero repercussions for her actions.
Life is not fair
>>741277893mating press interviews?
>>741296453>I unironically despise her, every time some bitch starts whining about how hard it is to be female in the games industry they should have their comments flooded with images of this talentless hack. she has coasted by for over a decade within the games industry while also blatantly lying about her achievements and skills and has faced absolutely zero repercussions for her actions.a billion times this
>>741297231>>741296453she hot tho
>>741277715>shes not an onlyfans whorei thought literally every woman was by now?
>>741277931>pansexualstay away from my kitchen, bitch
>>741277715man i wish she was as big of an attention whore as her haters claim she is. shes been shamed into not showing off those incredible tits. she could make bank just having an OF posting bikini pics. such a rocking body
>>741277905>peroxide their hairDon't most white women do this
>>741300289I bet her milk is nutrient-dense, like a camel's.
>>741300510I need more details.
>>741277931never ask a pan/bi-sexual girl the gender of the person she married
>>741277715Get it while it's hot. Alanah Pearce goon folder.https://filebin(dotnet)/jzb60ubpgfjgoqt2/Alanah%20Pearce.7z
>>741301073How come pansexual and bisexual women never marry pangender and bigender people?
bet you find the cube hilarious
>>741301189
>The 15-minute film is a deeply personal, dialogue-free project that chronicles the isolation, monotony, and emotional weight of living through the 2020 COVID-19 pandemicDidn't every fucking filmmaker make a project based on some variation of this premise?
>>741301786>emotional weight of living through the 2020 COVID-19 pandemicShe did it wrong. The covid pandemic was awesome.
>>741300289>looks like Tianastummy if she stayed skinnywtf tbqhwyd
>>741277715>writingdidn't that bitch literally only "wrote" tiny parts and then a retarded cook book whos recipes she propably didnt even test herself?She must be really good at giving head while getting these retarded "prices"
She has a dozen stalkers https://youtu.be/uB9CDEp1mMo
>>741277931>I have literally no standards, I'll fuck anything, a dog, a quadriplegic, anythingSo... you're saying I have a chance?
>>741301786>the emotional weight of not having an army of simps within arms reach
>>741300289Impossibly cringe inducing, how old is this bitch still acting like she’s 20?
>>741293828lol what a sad, weak faggot
>>741301189nice try, keep your virus
>>741302612>hags acting like 20 year olds
>>741294159why is she so obsessed at being credited to write for that trash anyway?
>>741293619She wrote this short film.YJK
>>741300289Can't wait for the inevitable "hur life as a woman being objectified was so hard I was forced into it by evil men waaah" character arc once her eggs dry up.
>>741293772wait hold on. This bitch is somehow involved with boltgun? I bought the first game for a buck ages ago. Did I unironically indirectly support that whore? Should I get a refund?
>>741301073Never ask them anything, if they're talking it's because they're out of the kitchen and thus need to be reminded of their place.
>>741303381She's not in the first one
>>741303585phew close one. Wonder how she slithered her way into it
>>741302501>I'll fuck anything, a dogNow you have my attention, whore.Go on.
>>741303612>Wonder how she slithered her way into itIt's a real mystery
>tanking your career and media studio over the whims of a foidthat pussy must have gorilla grip
>>741299023There's a pic of her boobs, I remember that was around 10 years ago
>>741292859It's china
>>741299023Eggs have to dry up first, she's making bank without it at the moment. Once that interest and money dries up, she'll go the OF route.
>>741277715Has she really had a boob job?I think I’m pretty good at telling and I always thought she was natural.
>>741300289i wish i was her so bad
>>741304745mehC cup
>>741302897it's legit
>>741294178She said in her video about it that she got to write a short story about 1 of the characters that was only used for internal writer ideation. So each writer would pick a character from the universe and write a story about them that could be used as part of the "IP Bible" so when different writers write different scenes they can get a feel for the character using it as a resource.So she's like a lot of the unknown BioWare writers (they had 8+ writers on most games) who wrote something and left 2 years before ship, and then the final writing someone else on the team replaced all their dialogue with something new.Her writing is probably pretty bad too. I'm sure she can write moments like>Wow, they can open portals now?>Yeah, they open portals now.Which is right at home in God of Slop so there you go.
>>741305427Something about her tells me she's absolutely terrible in bed and can only do the starfish.
>>741301189she isn't worth my cum desu, plenty of better looking whores
>>741304764AGP issues, future troon in the making.
>>741292859How? They probably hired some prostitutes, they probably get paid better being a cheer leader than if they were fucking random guys.
>>741305948i'd give neets a chance too, but only if they stop being chuds>>741306136issues? i see solutions
is this all you need to be successful?
>>741306223>>741305427:3
>>741290149Can't wait to see the cookbook!
>>741306223The wall is coming very soon for her, you can already start to see it. lol
>>741285924Post even a single better looking indian.
>>741306251Yes. Women live life on easy mode.
>>741306251pretty much. Be pretty with big tits or have enough money to rebuild your face and tits -> profit unless you're a complete idiot
>>741307000Padma
>>741306251How many genuinely smart and talented w*men you know? There's your answer.
>>741277931She fucks toasters and dogs?
>>741280671>don't lawsuits, like, just arrive like DoorDash?>some billionaire like Dorian Gray just brings you a suitcase full of cash whenever someone invalidates you, and whisks you off on a whirlwind affair of sexy fun BDSM?
>>741307625this is stupid anon
>ethot simp thread still upwhy do I even come to this shithole anymore...
>>741291295On stream she also talked about how she wrote a character bio for Fay that was used for reference. Like writing a character bio from information someone else already wrote is some complicated and significant task.
>>741277931Classic "college lesbian" energy.
Looking forward to not seeing her in the credits again. (when i look them up without having to play the game)
>>741308427yeah literally "sum up what we already wrote, idk, there's probably a wiki, or look at the archive"I WROTE THIS GAAAAAAME
>>741278914>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written before
>>741308621she'll post cope, she already posted sth like "a lot of it will be replaced bc people are WORKING HARD, but I worked thousands of hours y'all".She's refining the art of having it both ways
>>741277931why are westoid women like this?
>>741277715So she gonna get her tits out any time soon or...?
>>741308787yes, accessibility consultant (she fessed up to only having written menus and shit when she got called out on her writing claims) is not games writing, what's your point, have you missed half the thread or
>>741308920>is not games writing>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written before>what's your point,>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written beforeI see credits there.
>>741308916She might remove them with surgery. Seems to be popular with women recently, and they say it makes them feel "liberated".
>>741277715>>741277931
>>741277715>alanah writing for nu god of war slop>miles writing for nu borderlands slopBurnie needs to get his RT revival up and running asap. It was the only thing keeping these tards from infecting the industry
>>741277931What the fuck did Bruce do to her?
>>741301073Because they will have already told you? In excruciating detail?
>>741309056oh no, a simp has entered the chatDo you honestly fail to understand how "I wrote for GoW" is a *gross* misrepresentation, one for which she got rightfully, publically called out (see upthread "if you're not credited, you're not a writer").She was not a writer on the game like she claimed, but an accessibility consultant. She wrote fucking menu options for disabled people. Don't be a clown.
>>741309462>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written beforeTake accountability for your sloppy wording. Jesus I bet you put that on other people.
>>741309954>I fail to understand the context that line was written in, because then I would understand that "not credited" meant "not credited as a writer as she claimed", why are you upset on my incompetencedie in a fire, and keep simping
>>741309954>Take accountability for your sloppy wording. Jesus I bet you put that on other people.this is also what everyone who isnt a retarded simp told alanah, but she clearly cant comprehend the core of the issue like the other shitposting troglodytes in this thread
>>741310153My house is not made of wood like yours, or straw. >>741310161Next time understand that words mean things.
>>741310283>Next time understand that words mean things.yeah alanah was told this too, but it didnt stick :S
>>741310283>Next time understand that words mean things.lmao you fucking fag. she claimed she was a writer, and was not credited as such. you going "but she was credited" is beyond retarded, it's not a gotcha, you simply have no reading comprehension.
>>741278693Not worth it anon
>>741290149She's so unaware that she's so funny:>I worked full time for 4 years>Thousands upon thousands of hours!>But I already left 2 years ago>And you know... maybe they already replaced my work tee-heeIt starts as she'd done massive work to already damage controlling that her work was not even as important. Just fuck off Alanah.
>>741310671>you going "but she was credited" is beyond retarded, it's not a gotcha, you simply have no reading comprehension.>wasn't credited in the game she claimed to have written beforeThe "written" in that sentence is not an exclusionary clause.
>>741284898wtf is that facedid she have plastic surgery ?
>>741277715How is she so talented. Awards this and that and i haven't played a single one of her games or watched her movies.
Has she been nude yet? She may be an insufferable whore but that body is exquisite. Plus she's got nice veiny sweater muffins.
>>741306284Then she'll just become "Mommy Alanah" for another decade.
>>741315970
>>741277715I don't care what people say about her being an annoying leftoid libtard, or a credit stealer, or a liar.I think she has a pretty face and a great rack. She probably has a nice ass too. I don't care if she has donkeybrains; still would bang.
i wish a porn company would throw a bunch of money at her. she'd make bank having an OF and only posting bikini pics
>>741316670Go jerk off and then try again.
>>741310829doesn't need to be because of the context, geniusyou ever wonder why you're the only on in the thread to go "ackshually"?
>>741290787Hi SmashGPT. You have the easiest job in the world.
>>741319697>trans>bisexual what does one have to do with...oh nvm.
>>741307071Correction: attractive enough women live on easy mode.That's because they get what they're raised for.Unattractive women are raised the same way, but they have to find out the hard way that the world is unfair and they actually need to put in effort.Unless if they're ugly enough, then they can be the pet project of hottie bosses, brainwashed into believing they're attractive while every girl in the group makes fun of her behind her back
Why did you prune the thread pointing out this off-topic garbage, yet leave it up? No wonder this board is so fucking dead now.
>>741324068the absolute state of this board
>>741280601>I cannot wait for the lawsuitsDumb bitch doesn't understand that parody is legally protected.
>>741279340Unironically
>>741324445She could write for me anyday.
why is /v/ obsessed with this insufferable butterface?
>>741324661Breasts
>>741279259Bisexuals don't exist. Women are only bisexuals if because getting with girls gets them male attention because of threesome bait. Men who are bisexual are just gay.
>>741324445
>>741292859>this is misogynistic but actual prostitution is empoweringWhy are leftoids so mentally ill?
>>741324141>auto-sageing this thread quietly so you can keep this gooner garbage uppathetic
>>741290149>i basically wrote the entire game for them but then i left and some chud reworked all my artomg how could they do this to her?! she has terrible luck vros
>>741324881>>741290149this cunt is a compulsive liarno wonder she moved to california
>>741324068>>741325064Goon piggie
>>741278690Imagine spending four years writing 200 lines of dialogue. These people are unbelievably unproductive
>is a known art thief>is known to be dishonest>has zero creative skill>still somehow maintains a career in the games industry despite all thisthe industry if fucked because of shit like this. they are just corporations where the HR department decides on who gets hired based on everything but skill. if you are a white man, fat chance, even if you are literally the best pick in terms of skillset.you used to be able to join a small studio hired based on your skill and not based on what you look like or how good you are at lying, and your own input was valued. but now it's just a big slop machine run by corporate cogs, who hire other like-minded corporate cogs and pat each other on the back.
>>741325828>These people are unbelievably unproductiveAnon, I'm going to teach you something right now and I hope you learn it and learn it well: she's not there to be a "writer". She's there to lend her fanbase so the game can sell more copies. She's a marketing gimmick. Every idiot here and elsewhere thinking she's doing an actual job is just out of touch with reality.
>>741327735But they don't love you.
>>741328012Correct
>>741328091She's a famous game developer
>>741277931This coddling, extremely aggressive, immensely haughty spiel has dominated the 2010s and created a particular subset of HR goons banding together to blacklist you based on not kowtowing to patterns they push on you without asking. Right off the bat and this used up bitch openly tells you that her voice matters more than yours, and then immediately builds upon this ludicrous premise by announcing her humility in merely offering her power to you, the plebs, and that's where coddlingspeak comes in.
>>741326958>literal who>fanbase
Alanah was built for sex
I would drink her pis
>>741277931Females trying to monetize literally everything and anything is a big ick.
>>741277715Toby WON BTWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqQbrY8R5kAllana is a vile whore.Tobuscus domination retvrns to heal this damaged world.
>>741278690How much you betting they let her just write something like "errr when the character goes into this tomb it sparkles and music starts playing". And thats literally it.
>>741290787despite all the delusions he has bought into, this shows deep down he's still a nerd at heart. true nerds will always have a kneejerk visceral reaction to seeing generic whores claiming credit for nerd-related shit that they very obviously did not dohe's still a faggot, though. thank god none of us are Anthony Burch
>>741277931The label is cringe, but honestly this is very reasonable
>>741277715Shes mentally ill and a pathological
>>741277931That's just called being a slut
>>741278395You know what's really funny? There's a disagreement among the LGBT crowd that the 'B' should be removed because the idea of someone being bi implies that there are only two genders. No joke, these dipshits can't keep anything consistent and it's hilarious to watch them fling shit at each other over mental illnesses.
stop necol-bumping this thread you pathetic faggot janny
>>741278395What about a man who marries a woman and has children but then suddenly awakens as a gay guy and gets a divorce?
>>741318134>doesn't need to be because of the context, geniusBefore some anon actually did the legwork to look for her in the credits the narrative was "she was not involved in the game at all because she is not in the credits only a cooking book" as this dude here is still saying and doubting >>741296453>you ever wonder why you're the only on in the thread to go "ackshually"?Yes because I replied to your dumb ass phrasing.
>>741336880Bumpy
>>741277931...
How would a video game centered around alanah be?
>>741310797When you've been around women enough and learned their nature, this comes as no surprise at all whatsoever.
>>741277931Lmao the west is doomed
>>741336970There is no "suddenly awakens." That example guy was always a faggot but tried to live in denial and be normal. (And eventually failed to do so.)
>>741277715Looks like a hairpiece
>>741338795If he was a faggot then he wouldn't have had kids in the first place.
>>741324709You are so fucking retarded and wrong that it hurts.
>>741307173That's a chick, we are talking about indian males you goof.
>>741324661In case you missed the memo, /v/ is majority Indian now
>>741292738Sometimes, you just know.
>>741277715>I'm look-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKAn eceleb tranny thread has managed to stay alive this long. Guess eceleb bullshit is allowed.
>>741277715You bump this eceleb bullshit thread, you are a fucking tranny. YWNBAW. SAGE AND REPORT THIS FUCKING ECELEB TRANNY THREAD
I love milk
>741341072>>741341203>>741341335Lol >>741338504
>>741277715Shes so sexy, id rape her so badly bros....
>>741284898Downgrades all around
>>741289916Nastiest fuckin nudes
>>741290149What the fuck are story beats, bitch got rewritten out of the credits again
>>741290787Takes that many people to write that slop?
Have any of you guys made an offering to her today?
>>741291456Jewish man trying to sound like a sultry woman, what do you expect
Hasn't she fucked the entirety of the Gold Coast so she had to leave Australia for the US for more attention
>>741277931Isn't this just bisexual
>>741295470>sure I'll send you a picture of my entire face sucking on a dildo also here's a list of gross shit I do to get my kicks aaaaah I'm so hornyAdam really went out with a bang. He got lucky that the teenage fan fucker was outted at the same time because that took away a lot of heat. Wonder what he's up to nowadays.
>>741341984Will later today after work :3
>>741341335unc mad
>>741341335unc is crashin out
>>741341335unc seething
>>741341335
>>741302612Women never stop trying to act younger, never.
>>741277931I am like this as well minus the men part. But i like both women and trannies.
>>741348502cool. get aids and die you faggot
>>741277715Every time I see this bitch I'm reminded of this freak.
This thread unironically confuses me. Do you guys hate her or like her? I get that you wanna fuck her but i don't understand if these posts are supposed to be hateful or ironic.
>>741348637Chuds love hatejerking to Alanah. It gives them powerful orgasms
>>741277931>I am a disgusting creatureoh ok
>>741279056OK FUCK IT I CONCEDEHER TITS LOOK NICEHAPPY? NOW FUCK OFF
>>741349427Ok. Now list the last 5 things you jerked off to.
>>741349516In order of recency:Amalia Yildirim in a bikiniSome camwhore squirtingA very high quality Tifa SFMA pic some random hoe sent meA pic another random hoe uploaded to IG
>>741348637Alanah is probably the only real example in the gaming industry of a really attractive girl getting everything handed to her because she's hot to the point that she's been completely deluded into thinking she's actually doing anything.It's a long and time tested pattern from her at this point that she'll build up herself as being a writer, or that she worked on key aspects of a project, only for it to be revealed every fucking time that she barely did anything (or worked on a fucking game themed cookbook). To this day there isn't a single writing credit to her name for a game.She will never believe anyone who says she isn't important or she didn't help out because every day in the office she's showered in praise. So yeah she's probably the most annoying type of stuck up deluded bitch to exist, but she's still hot.
>>741349783>Alanah is probably the only real example in the gaming industry of a really attractive girl getting everything handed to her because she's hotWanna know what's funny and stupid about your statement? There are a ton of really attractive girls in the gaming industry and none of them were able to do this, which means she either did something different or has some actual level of skill. But you're too chudmaxxed to see this.
>>741305427she's a 6.5 pretending to be a nineshe lives in seethe
>>741349863>There are a ton of really attractive girls in the gaming industryName them>which means she either did something different or has some actual level of skillCope all you want anon but her getting btfo because she smelled her own farts only for it to be revealed she did fuck all is not a hidden pattern. It goes all the way back to her tracing some other artist's work and pretending she did it all herself.
>>741349953>Name themi can't, because they didn't make it like Alanah did, that was my whole point. You can cry all you want that she made it because of her looks but that was likely only one part of it. There's thousands of women working in the gaming industry in various roles, you really think she's the only good looking one? Retarded
>>741348637I'm ambivalent. Although she did ruin Funhaus which kind of irks me.
>>741349863Popular doesn't mean good, frogman.At best, it just means you can game a system. At worst, it's someone else just propping you up with either good marketing or algorithm manipulation.
>>741350039Retarded animal, I understand you probably weren't even born, but this is a youtuber they hired to get influencer pointsShe isn't known for ANY work, she is known because she has an instagram and fat tits
Stealing horny posts from /v/? A new low >>741300289
>>741277931Man people who talk like this give me the creeps, just say you're straight or gay like a normal fucking person
>>741352358>Gay>Normal
>>741352397Gay people are normalFaggots are not
>>741295394
>>741351876there it is again>writerthat cunt's lies keep spreading
>>741330525She has half a million people on her twitter only, then there's YouTube, Instagram and Twich and whatever else, she's hot and already co-presented a major award (TGA). That absolutely counts.
>>741277715she looks like a nortubel character
>>741348637I can hate everything she "does" and represents while also acknowledging that she's very hot. The two are not mutually exclusive.
>>741277715evil bitches can't sway me
>>741348637there really is no contradiction in this thread1) she is hot, people want to fuck her2) that's *all* she is, and made a career based on it, and lied again and again and again about her ostensible "work" and "achievements"both things are true
>>741277715how the fuck is this thread still up/v/ really has slown down lately.
>>741348637Hate is too strong. I mostly don't care, but it's crazy how much she just gets away with lying and stealing other people's achievements without ever being called out on it by the wider industry.She must really suck a mean dick.
>>741356835it's over unc. Move to a retirement home with your NESslop
I am uncomfortable with how long threads stay alive on this board now. Feels like we're an altchan and it feels wrong.
>>741356975>unc>slopcan you guys talk normal fucking english without using buzzwords?
>>741357019more like uncchan
>>741357307fr zoomer/gen a are cooked
Okay I just used AI to go over this whole thing and almost all of the anger towards Alanah is BS.>says she a writer for SSM>everyone assumes she’s a writer for GoW:Rag>she never says this but people believe it for some reason >meme gets pushed even harder because of a shirt she got from the devs >everyone is calling her a liar for not saying what they’re claiming she is>anthony burch gets involved >chuds feel vindicated over his stance over something she never said >turns out she did some accessibility shit in Rag>she is credit for this and she never denied it>muh cookbook >GoW Laufey trailer drops >She is credited as a writer via IMDBSo basically chuds just made all this up because what whores bad?
>>741357307this nga is high cortisol fr
>>741277715She looks like a pornstar. Not a compliment.
>>741324881>I only deleted it because YOU had an issue>You spoke a different langue!!! (beside every site now havign an auto translate button)>How could I tell????>Yeah I was totall gonna contact you in the morning, Im soooo busy>Completly ignores the pointed out lies or any explaination why she even did itThis has to be some psychological mental issue at this point. Or she wasnt beaten enough for constantly lying
>>741361356>Okay I just used AI to go over thisstopped reading there, enjoy your hallucinated "facts" over the screencapped evidence in this thread
>>741354695>half a million people>peoplekek
>>741277931The fuck is pansexual
>>741364920Means you will fuck literally anything.
>>741362554I figured this would be the response. So this confirms you guys made it all up. Gotcha. Another L for chuds.
>>741365185Isn't that just bisexuals? What's the difference?
>>741348637She's a whore but she's still attractive. Hillary Clinton used to be hot too.
>>741349863How are they "in the gaming industry" if they weren't able to do it, retard?
>>741364920On paper, it means you're into anyone of any identity or orientation – gay, tranny, straight, nonbinary, w/e. In practice, it's bisexual: attention seeking edition. Which is funny since for most women, bisexuality is already heterosexual: performative edition
>>741277931>We are everywhere, you just may not know about it.As if 95% of these fucks weren't claim to be some kind of special snowflake already. This coming out shit only works if you aren't what people expect you to be. You know what would be news worthy? If some of them proudly declared that they're heterosexual.>>741348502>picClassic!
>>741349783shes not even that hot and you can just tell from one look that she has the personalit of a wet noodle
>>741348637not after learning she's been skeeted and pajeeted
>>741277715Is there a word for being hot in curated photos but when you see her move and talk it instantly drops off
>>741348637>his thread unironically confuses me. Do you guys hate her or like her?i want to be her
>>741348637I think you'll find people are just flabbergasted she got a job "writing" for games and promptly did literally nothing.People wish they could grift this good.
alanah pearce sex
>>741368294Ya she has the charisma of a dead duck imo.
>>741361356what did the ai say about this>>741324881
>>741365197>didn't read the thread with all the evidence>asks a LLM "please refute all accusations against Alanah-chan">case closedpathetic
>>741292738uh oh.>>741293478in other words. perfection.>>741293619>>741295531>>741340442lmao you sick fucks
>>741369249based AGP bro
>>741278690>>741277715This is so unfair. She looks like she's in her mid-late 20s. What has she done to be qualified to write for a big gaming studio? Honestly feels like a diversity hire or she was sleeping with the boss of the studio. Fuck her.
>>741369249What would you do if you woke up as her?
>>741279259male bisexuals are just saying "bye bye" to heterosexualityopportunistic fuckers, but gays give it up way easier than women, so they tend to only have sex with men after a certain point>inb4 I'm 19 year old bi blah blahI'm talking after early 30s, life doesn't end at 25 as some believe
>>741373029i blame playing rpgs that let you choose your gender (i always pick female)>>741373743grift myself into vidya rolls, not do anything and stream myself playing (badly) videogames while wearing low cut dresses(also meeting a LOT of my fans for meet and greets)
>>741279052Neither Sony nor Santa Monica Studios are run by Jews tho
>>741373743realize my only worth: quit the games industry and start an OF
>>741374006what vidya are you rolling?
>>741374834i finished death stranding 2 and cyberpunk 2077 recentlyand now im bouncing between factorio, bg3 and nioh 2
>>741374834Katamari
>>741375023those are very good games my friend. I've been binging on persona 3, 4 and maybe 5 later. Never played them before. Quite good gaymes I must admit.
>>741375110hope you're having fun nonny
>>741373743Spend the whole day sleeping and shit since I wouldn't have a real job.
>>741277715You already know this is an AI generated script
