>game is literally being made by alanah pearceYou can't make this shit up.
>"I wish more girls played video games">"Noooo not the funny cube boy who doesn't make women feel intimidated"
>>741278356>You can't make this shit up.You don't have to. Because it's true. I don't get why it makes /v/ mad. Is it because she's hot? Plenty of ugly hogs write or work on vidya (remember that fat lady from bethesda? Or the other fat lady from bethesda?) Why is this one public enemy no. 1 ?
who the fucknever mind I don't even care
I'm not interested in playing as a boring generic 40 year old woman without makeup, no visual appeal for me, good for you if you are though.I'll play something else instead and not waste my money or time.
>>741278356>we're going to stop porting our games to PC>these games the value of our brand>here's god of war laufeylol, lmaowho are they kidding? this game looks like tasteless marvel shit. it's a smorgasbord of ideas without coherence. 'and er, the gods, go to the everywhen when they die, and it's ugh, themed around unreal assets.'
>>741278747Alanah isn't hot at all kek.
>>741278809You have no problems playing as ugly, middle aged men protagonists like Arthur Morgan or Michael from GTAV and yet you take issue with playing as a plain looking mom in GoW: Lauffey? What is with you chuds and your double standards huh?
>>741278980>ugly>arthur morganAre you fucking blind?
>>741278980>You have no problems playing asI have no problems playing as what I find appealing, and I discard what I don't find appealing.Trying to coerce me, blackmail me, manipulate me, and other rapey methods won't change that fact, nor will it magically draw money from my wallet. Good on you for trying the psychological games though.
Wait a minute, I'm not the target audience!
>>741279009He is an ugly fag with an obnoxious hillbilly accent. Even uglier than him was John from RDR1. Kratos is ugly too and yet you people never complained about playing as these types of protagonists.
>>741279057Anon, the bait was so obvious.
I don't know who that is or why i should care.
>>741279179>He is an ugly fag with an obnoxious hillbilly accent. Even uglier than him was John from RDR1. Kratos is ugly too and yet you people never complained about playing as these types of protagonists.This is why femoids shouldn't have been allowed into the video game scene. Imagine thinking Arthur is ugly. He's a high tier chad.
>>741278980You retard.Men are attractive based on what they can do.Women are attractive based in how they look.It's not some unethical double standard. They're simply different things. Different things get assessed by different standards.
>>741278794>>741279196I thought faking ignorance is a leftist thing. Wdym you don't know? You are here all day. You actually know more than most people.
>>741279182Doesn't matter. I like responding to bait, it's entertaining. It catches the occasional trooner hatelurker who actually believes such shit.
>>741279293No I don't
>>741279291You're responding to a hole with 2 kids from 2 fathers that hates men.
>>741279182where was i baiting?>>741279291>Men are attractive based on what they can do.>Women are attractive based in how they look.Those are antiquated beliefs which no longer have a place in a modern society. Why do you think video games are trying to do away with that?
>>741279354>It catches the occasional trooner hatelurker who actually believes such shit.Know what? I can respect it.
>>741279480>where was i baiting?
>>741279293I'm autistic. I only play map painters.
>>741279480They are the metrics used.You might not like it, you might plug your ears, scream at the top of your lungs, and run away into pathetic political dogma.That doesn't change what people use to evaluate each other. Especially attractiveness.
>>741278356But I dont want to play as a middle aged HoA lady. She's not even hot. Why do game devs keeps making uninteresting characters as their main character?
>>741278980I'm actually the one guy who DOES have a problem with playing as ugly men, thank you very much
>>741278794post some more about how much you don't care retardone post isn't enough to show your indifference
>>741278356No wonder it looks absolutely fucking terrible
>>741278747attractive women in this industry nowadays are gross whores anyways
>>741281794>incels it's aged millennials and gen x retard also not every main dude needs to be a jrpg twink faggot
>>741279293No, I don't know who that is.Yes, I've been here longer than you.
>>741278980Arthur Morgan is probably in the top 10 most attractive video game males ever made.My father was playing RDR2 and my mom was pretty clear about how hot she found him, especially when he didn't have a shirt on and was at the heavier side of the weight scale. It's not just that though, when the game came out (and came to PC) there were about 100000000000000000000 e-bitches that played it and were promptly jilling themselves to Arthur.
>>741278356What a journey, huh?
>>741278356I would pearce her alannah
>>741287802Go look at how many people have written fan-fic about Arthur Morgan x their self insert that runs into the tens of thousands of words. Arthur Morgan is beloved by men and women both. As opposed to say, Astarion. Women love him, most men find him foppish and irritating. Arthur Morgan is the "men want to be him, women want to be with him" memeConversely, nobody is going to actually like Laufey. There will be men who claim to like her for being such a "good example of a strong, female character!" and women who profess much the same, but nobody is actually going to like her, which you'll be able to judge from stuff like fan-art and fan-fics and how much she is spoken about, a few years from now
>>741288083>most men find him foppish and irritatingI think most men think that but also like him because he is generally funny and I think his cynicism matches up with a lot of gamers. However, yes, he is by far more popular with women than men and I think every woman that plays the game would be up to get succ'd by him IRL.
>>741279246Wouldn't women be best equipped to determine which male characters are attractive?
>>741278356Lemme tell you what I think really happened.>Santa Monica hires Pearce as a writer.>She contributes nothing they can use for Ragnarok's base game.>Gets credited as "accessibility consultant.">Takes credit for writing anyway, despite having to walk it back when the actual writers call her out.>"Okay, Alanah, we're thinking of making an expansion for Ragnarok about Kratos' dead wife. Write for that.">Pearce proceeds to once again write nothing usable because she is and always has been a talentless idiot and thief.>"Okay, Alanah, you've failed at everything we've asked you to do and we've run out of bullshit titles to give you. Time for you to 'decide to move closer to family.' In other words, get the fuck out.">The Faye project is deemed salvageable despite Pearce's best efforts, but it's too late and/or too big to be a Ragnarok add-on.>Pearce continues building her reputation as a lolcow.>Two years later, Laufey is announced.>Pearce takes the credit and acts like she wrote the game despite not being at the company for the past two years.You are here.>Alanah Pearce is basically a joke at this point outside of her horde of simps.>No one believes that she could write anything worthwhile that isn't plagiarized.>Santa Monica is fretfully having to decide whether to acknowledge her involvement, denounce it, or just stay silent.
>>741278356Every game company (especially Sony since he can't get off their dicks) should get Kojima's face scanning team to do all face scans.How do they make somebody as beautiful as Deborah Ann Woll look like that? Why not just get somebody that doesn't look as good as she does to play the character instead of taking an insanely beautiful woman and making her ugly?It was the same with that Ella Blasinzki chick in that terrible game. She's extremely beautiful in person, but they somehow manage to take that beauty away in that video game and the Resident Evil show she did.
>>741278356Except you did. She was a staff writer not lead, dumbass
>>741288678You're larp doesn't mean shit
>>741278537>"I wish more girls played video games"No one but redditors actually want that shit. Girls suck at games and dumb it down for everyone. I hate when my gf would buy the same games I did then force me to help her.
>goal in life is to write something that makes gilf (grandmothers i'd like to fuck) go viralSometimes it's better to not have goals.
>>741289793>No one but redditors actually want that shit. Girls suck at games and dumb it down for everyone. I hate when my gf would buy the same games I did then force me to help her.Anon, trade secret, women dumb down and ruin every intellectual industry they become involved in and the target audience thereof. Critics bashed the amount of feminist pulp fiction in literature in the 1700s and 1800s.
>>741287802>Arthur Morgan is probably in the top 10 most attractive video game males ever made.lollmao even
>>741288437Women rate everyone as ugly because princess syndrome causes them to have a vastly inflated self worth.
>>741288813She literally looks the exact fucking same as Deborah you blind faggot. Faye looks like current Deborah without any makeup.
>>741278980Neither Arthur nor Michael nor Goyette of war are ugly. Chuds are retards who like to eat shit but goy of war has been shit since day one, albeit for the different reasons from those chuds claim.
>>741292189>Women rate everyone as uglyYou are not everyone, chud.
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>>741292094I think if you polled the East it would be different, but for the West? Yes, I do believe he is probably in the top 10, certainly in the top 20. I also think plenty of Eastern women would find him attractive, but probably not the gaming type
>>741278356>>game is literally being made by alanah pearce
>>741292189Doesn't that only apply to them evaluating other women?
>>741294186No, even fugly librarian tier women think they deserve the best of the best.
