my far rock eating wife
only right choice
>>741290658that's not pam...
>>741297090Eldlich is a guy
>>741290830I hate that the remake will stir up the idiotic discourse all over again
>>741294384Based. Came to post her.
>>741297791Eldlich is GORGEOUS, yuh!
>>741298623I'm not denying that, but he's no grill.
>>741297015Who is she?
>>741298823He has the swagger of one.
>>741298123Dhe is cute
The literal goat
>>741299051Ivory, she's the third member of the SIMTUNES crew
Don't act like you don't know it
>>741290658
>>741299697Ok thx
God damn, not one correct thing posted this entire thread.
>>741299813
>>741301525This guy knows....
>>741290745*fatstill, based
>>741290745>>741302232Abby... easy on the amethyst
>>741290658You only like Abi because she's canonically 15.
>>741290658are any of the big mods worth taking?
>>741294384>>741298123>>741299424>her
>>741305401Yes
>>741302578And?That's not true I like Emily
>>741301525Penis status?
>>741305401Baguette is a woman
>>741302439>stardew fatty dialoguenice
>>741302578She's the only girl that isn't shit. Likes vidya, likes horror, likes adventures, is actually a crybaby you can snuggle
>>741290658The only Stardew girl that jumps out to me is the druggie girl in red. The rest sorta blend together
>>741290658every stardew girl is basically like having an AI girlfriend
>>741290898I genuinely squealed when she pooped up in Tokyo Xanadu
>>741300675A thousand cocks! Maybe more!
>>741309542I know
>>741309542They ruined Karen in the remake
>>741313646Why?
>>741309440What is her name again?
>>741314068Emily. She has some weird events but I find her quite sweet.>>741313856She's a lot nicer in the remake I guess? I quite liked her in the remake but I kept fucking up gifts for all the other girls whilst Karen was at least appreciative. I think she benefited quite a bit from the rival marriages for character stuff
>>741314390I already know what she looks like now. I haven't played the game in a few months.
>>741314408So hyped for this game
>>741314390You just know she's a freak in bed and wouldn't mind having a threesome with her sister
>>741315297Tbh I struggle to enjoy most farming sims. I come from JRPGs so I'm used to each character getting dozens upon dozens of events, Stardew you get a small handful and most of them are filler.
Triss and Yen fags need not apply
>>741301663Good taste anon
>>741315574Pop n music characters are so cute and hot at the same time.
>>741315952Finally some decent casting. Too bad it's too little, too late and I dropped out at season 2.
WHERE ARE THE LOLISWHERE ARE THE HEBES
>>741316524I really do not know yet anon
>>741316405Isn't Shani like 16 in the books when she's fucking a 50 year old Geralt? Bet they skip that part in the Netflix series.
>>741290898Based
>>741309542Do they have enough dialog for it to feel that way? I’ve never played Stardew Valley.
>>741316758They didn't get to fuck. Philippa interrupted them
>>741290658Her mom is better. God what a slut. You boost your relationship with her and she basically tells you in subtext she married her husband because he was so pathetic just so she could cuck him. She like secretly gets off on her husband's humiliation and failure and gets those crazy wild eyes when you max your relationship with her. Loves the man, but he doesn't even know why.
>>741311710Damn they actually put a scene like that in game?
>>741297993The first fanfic I wrote was an Ayla x Gau one
>>741290658That would be Haley.>>741293729Correct.
>>741306087How big is Bridgets feminine penis? A respectable 6? If its smaller than mine I guess, but its just a one time thing
>>741314390>>741315297If you enjoy having your children named like Elon Musk's kids, or eating some vegan gruelIn stardew valley, the only right answer is tomboy modded Alex
>>741309542Fucking best girl.Everyone in town tells you she is hot as hell, isn't an easy lay as every dude gets shot to flames, completely tsundere to the point you want to hate fuck her, cooks a banquet for you on special dates, gets so drunk the "dropped an egg" dialog could mean "I am ovulating right now." Or "I am hung over as fuck." She loves your Dog more than anything, her cousin is the coolest guy for miles and potentially your best bro, marry her and you obviously will inherit the vineyard, her mom is Russian,
>>741317068No. Its basic dating sim mechanisms.
I don't give a shit about Bianca or Nera, give me the firey rich girl with an eventual heart of gold.
>>741318280Breaking down the girls persona and watching her unravel is my favorite thing
>>741318414Her character growth alone is why I love her so damn much in DQ 5 DS.Also helps that she can actually damage stuff physically.
>>741319213Mona from warioware
>>741290658/v/ is a Futabachad board.
>>741294384>>741298123>>741306087>>741312156Those poster have a 51% chance of commiting suicide every single day, btw.
of course
>>741320638I know that is kinda sad.
>>741291345I love Lorina.More than Alice, I love Lorina!!
>>741318280Then you realise you only actually have the bride for a few dungeons total and the kids only have asthetic changes and nothing is added to their stats depending on the mother. I have high hopes the V remake will flesh the system out more.
>>741320942Greedy cunt
>>741290830You are a man of culture anon
>>741320848>kinda sadFor me it's funny
>>741321453Looks like a boy
>>741325206god girls in modern AAA games look so fucking gross, I can't stand those weepy dead glass eyes.
>>741325596clothed arms but with exposed pits is absolute peak female character design.
>>741325716This is why i prefer retro games
>>741290658that's not haley
Post her picture then...
Amitie my favorite!
Fio!
>>741326253Kai was a faggotboth of them
>>741326196>Expect flat>2nd biggest tits of the castWhy is this so hot
>>741291061kek
>>741298220based
>>741298157>Seductive welsh noises
diablo 3 is much better than 4 btw
>>741298220Thought this was a rune factory girl
>>741326672Thinking of Kuruna the cute unicorn with glasses?
>>741325791Reimu from touhou is basically this
>>741326615I must admit, fem diablo was a bit sexy.
>>741321372Mimi and nyami
>>741290658Sex with Ivy
>>741325791Glad I'm not the only one who loves this. Zelda gets me every time
>>741325791patricians taste enjoyer over here
>>741331049We need a slutty Roll
>>741290658Whitemane mogs the entirety of the world of warcraft
>>741332523But how?
>>741317707I thought she had a small one
>>741332523I know that
>>741290658For shame. The best girl in Stardew is the other purple haired one.
>>741301663>bang her>capon tells you she sleeps around
