PalworldWho is the most useless pal?
Hartalis, by the time you get it there's nothing to fucking do with it.
(you) but we are not really pals
Lycanroc
>>741291797>wiferess can give you cool looking enhanced magic limbsWixkek just can't stop taking L's it seems.
>>741291797I bet they changed floppies partner skill
>>741292034Macfag here, here's how she works in 1.0>can now vacuum any kind of junk from across the whole map>doesn't even need a collar to do that>any Flopie spawning in a mile radius around you auto-catches without needing to throw spheres>option to butcher her got removed, she starts out max condensed>Flopie is active at all times, follows you around everywhere and can't be pocketed>she's also the final boss
useless creature
>>741292769The box of gapped floppers.
>>741291848Surely this will change in 1.0?Who am I kidding, Celesdir is already there and is infinity+1 times better than him
why is flopie associated with gaping?
>>741291797Sweet, a Surfent Terra thread
>>741293815One very dedicated shitposter that is no longer with us
>>741293815It's a flying onahole.
>>741291797HumansNo joke, most humans you can capture in the game are useless.
>>741293975Not anymore, on 1.0 they will be able to use guns so they might actually become even better than pals.
>>741293975You can capture them, but they're not Pals.
>>741291797The Terraia slimes don't count as pals, do they?Munchill doesn't strike me as particularly useful.He is part of the Silly Goober pals though, so has that going for him.
>>741291951>want to read the rest of the comics>have to dig through x to find them>no longer want to read the rest of the comics
>>741294138Munchill isn't very good now, but if 1.0 fixes the spoilage timer resetting on sort inventory he might get a niche as a cooler box. Unironically packing something like Wumpo and Munchill as utility party members before going off on a long journey to explore a new part of the map sounds like solid insurance to me. Do you really need Gobfin or a tower stack for the overworld?
>>741293815Partner skill is briging lots of shit from the surroundings, on EA release was brutal, you ended up with +2k weight, which at the time was enormous, so brat correction memes about floppie are made, and some anon changes it to "flopjobs" where floppies uses her whole body to fuck, and of course ends up spend and gaping, an anon got so mad he decided to "gape" every single floppie ever, thus gapeanon was born, he even had a YouTube channel where he posted floppie gapping content, but he's gone, gaped too many floppies and died without wiping out the floppie menace
>>741292712Flopie needs to vacuum my cock
>>741291797Most of the early game combat pals are pretty useless past a point. Other early ones like chikipi can lay eggs so they're not as useless, even if buying's faster, but who is using a fuack or a pengullet when there's better water options?
>>741295130Only if your cock is made of stone
>>741293815https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnUAl_8N1B8BSF_u0Y-q7rQPrepare yourself for cinema.
>>741296090She gets me hard as stone if you understand my secret meaning
>>741291797The most useless pal is the one (you) hate.
>>741293964He returnedhttps://youtu.be/K6T-q1dDumo?is=7mgH-lmwNsSyJuwW
>>741293975Merchant and Dr. Brawn carry the entire human family on their shoulders. And honestly, their work suitability isn't even bad at the start of the game.
>>741295132>fuackFuack and Fuddler stand out from that particular crowd due to their stat distribution and Trust mechanics. Very low overall bst, but high attack for that bst. They're definitely not meta, but they get surprisingly strong if you let Trust torque those attack stats
>>741296351No way...The King has returned...
>>741296421>Dr. BrawnDo wizards count as human now?
Building a mission to teach Lyleen to be ashamed of her body, then stripping her for ENF content!
>>741291797Your favorite pal
>>741296624This but male.
>>741291797Lyleen>outclassed on base>outclassed in combat, even by other grass types.>noct variant somehow even worse in every single regard.
>>741296624Pals with bodies that look like dresses are built for Enf>>741296829I like traps, but I've never gotten the appeal of ENM. Hiding boners has similar vibes but that doesn't require nudity
>>741296351>that channeli... i have not seen a mindbreak like this for a while.
>>741296916And yet, she's a 10/10 SEX pal
consider the following: deer ass
>>741296916YesBut imagine saying the filthiest things imaginable to her, and she blushes and tries to look away
>>741297140I will consider planting my face into that
Need more pretty princess pals.
What the hell is he supposed to be? A living suit, a hideous pal hidden in a costume, an entity from another dimension?
>>741297479He was the closest being to God before entities from outside the universe intervened...
>>741291797Any flying pal that gets stuck on my base buildings and needs to be unsummoned and resummoned
>>741291797So useless that none of you even remembered him.
>>741297187Imagine doing that to Noct and receiving a painful slap for being such a uncouth barbarianAnd then she gets disgusted by realization that you spouted profanities at her specifically to get slapped
>>741297479He's strapped so he's good on my book
>>741297763Definitely a relic from when oil worked differently.I know there is an oil work proficiency internally, so there was probably a universe where your oil bases had gangs of this guy, or at least one to amp everyone else up.
>>741297479he's amogus
>>741297763He makes for a decent ballI guess.
>>741297851I think the scarlet blush would even look cuter on noct, to be fair. But vanilla is better for pure embarrassment
>>741297479Digitamamon in a suit
>>741291797>Who is the most useless pal?The one with the least amount of Project Sugar Cake animations.
>>741297763This pal was unnecessary, you can at least humiliate Robbie and back then you could hunt down hoocrates for easy books
>>741297851I wonder what goes on in that head of hers as she blankly stares at things.
>>741298590Head empty, zero thoughts.
>>741291797Send me Paw pics babe
>>741298519Unironically the electric pals win there, I think all the electro ones got at the very least 2 anims, the "standard" doggy + one unique
>>741293815I associate the Pal with their cute paws
Here is the hidden techniqueYou kiss lyleen noct, and when she tries to slap you, you catch her hand and hold itif she tries with the other, do the same thing, then go back to kissing until she meltsrepeat until she tugs on your sleeve when ignoring her for a while
>>741291797>Who is the most useless pal?Wooliepop. Bad at combatUseless in a baseSomewhat rareCotton Candy is largely useless.It had a razor thin niche before, in cotton candy being useful for filling the food box to remove it as a drop off spot. This niche has been completely made obsolete by the addition of a filter.
>>741294127>humans are not pals Deep..
>>741298761I lied, seems celaray lux never got ported the ones from celaray, thanks to Zen faggot being a faggot
>>741298067Blitzball Champion
>>741298704
>>741291941>>>/vp/
>>741298590>Oh god, I couldn't find underwear today, I hope nobody notices I hope nobody notices oh no, I have to go up stairs, they'll see if they look up, if I just go fast nobody will see right? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck okay okay I don't think anyone noticed, noooooo I have to go back down, no no no no eeeeeeeeeeee FUCK Jormuntard noticed, it's okay it's okay nobody will believe him anyways. God when will night come when will night come I want this day to eeeeeend why am I like thiiiiiiisEvery single day
>>741298815>had a razor thin niche beforeTwo, one was producing cotton candy back when high quality healing potions were hard to come by and you needed to craft them, now healing grenades made healing with anything else useless
>>741298519Not the best metric currently as the schizo faggot behind it bricks entire sets of anims due to personal feuds with their creators>>741298590Bare with her, she got a bit curious with all that medical stuff she makes
>>741299058>Noct>giving a shitYou're confusing the pure plant lady with her thug villainess sister
Soft and cute Dazzi.
>>741290757Thanks m8
>>741299128If there's a different animation framework I'll switch but in the meantime I'll take what I can get.
>>741293630True!
>>741299128>schizo faggotTranny schizo Faggot*He's such a fag he needs a capital F, got no idea why the rest of the community didn't just nuked his ass and made their own framework, they're autistic enough for that aren't they?
>>741298782>get your balls crushed by a sudden kickGreat job dumbass
>>741299187NahNahLyleen is outwardly very reactive and vulnerable, but only to a point, she's actually very emotionally resilient. She'll have about the same amount of panic from trivial stuff as serious, but then it all washes off her. Lyleen Noct is the reverse. She acts detached and aloof but is actually super neurotic. She has a trivial thing go wrong and the intrusive thoughts circle her head for two weeks
>>741298782I failed the first step. She's too tall I can't reach.
>>741299708Her nectar smeared asshole is fully exposed and you think is a kiss on the lips?
>rimming lyleen noct instalosses hergood to know, shes been getting uppity
>>741291797>Who is the most useless pal?E N T E R
>>741300270Nah she's good for sex
Does Palworld's Pikachu have everything it takes to be a Gato SEXO?
The most useless pal is fuack ignis, I memory holed it.
>>741299883Why bother with her asshole when her other lips are right there?
>>741300563I can't help but look up my bee's skirts as they fly around.
Who are the most annoying posters?
>>741300270You have a whole harem of Lovanders crazy for your cock, and you choose the dog?
>>741300270Nox is useful for completing the dexBoth times I went for dex completion, Nox was the last pal to add, because I completely forgot about it and just never ran into one. I got Hartalis before I got this bitch. While that definitely makes it the most obscure, it's something notable about it that more common shitters you will definitely run into once or twice during the game don't have going for them
Once 1.0 drops I will return!
Who is the sweatiest pal
>>741300485Eeeeeh not reallyCattiva isn't for hot, fulfilling sex, it's for brat taming. Which is definitely a kind of sex, but Gato Sexo must be hot and worth fucking for more pure reasons
>>741300689>Trust Ten>Ascendancy (whatever it ends up being)>Mutant>Perfect IVs>Whatever blue passive bullshit gets added>Whatever new moves get added (Raid Cutter)Will Beestack finally be good?
>>741300270It's early dark player damage until you get to pals that do the job way better.
>>741300708A diseased lizard whore is worth much less than a devoted feral lover
>>741300820WellMost of the animals pals are based on don't sweat. Primates and horses are, I believe, the only groups that do. And even then not all primates, just apes and some monkeys. Of those I think it has to be Univolt. Not much fur, more muscular build than azuremane. Niether Gorrirat nor Tanzee really seem particularly sweaty.
>>741300923Fuck boys, is the legal bait thread down?
>>741300820According to many sources, humans and horses are the sweatiest IRL animals. So pick your favorite horse Pal and imagine the smell.
>>741300862I was using her in the arena just fine. I've got a perfect one with demon god, muscle head, serenity, and legend. And I only take one extra beegarde and she's basically on par with a legendary at that pointbut realistically she'll never be AS good as a legendary since doing that takes up 2 pal slots instead of just one, but the game isn't really hard enough that it should matter too much beyond raids (and even then there's only a handful of truly good raid pals)
>>741300696Caprity autist
Are there any more of the 1.0 mac leaks? I want to see what the mutation stuff is like.
New Fake- i mean Palmon, Puffolt! https://x.com/Palworld_EN/status/2067049742719180845
>>741300386Why you assuming she anon?
>>741298012Even at the start of the oil era, this pal was worthless. It didn't take long for people to figure out you could double place oil extractors on each patch, so the best bases had 4-6 extractors pumping nonstop. The challenge was getting enough electricity generation at the time which meant breeding perfect orserks, but once you had it set up you were set on oil for life. Besides, its pal skill to make oil weigh less meant literally nothing. 90% of your oil came from your base, with the remaining 10% coming from the big chests in the oil rig. Oil isn't heavy and you're just going to warp out at that point so why care about weight?Now, new saves have almost no problems with oil. There are so many research paths that make it easier to get, and you will eventually tech beyond it anyways.
>>741301406Macfag decided not to leak anything else.
Are pals saying this?
>>741301689A Puffy, electric Pitbull cub?
The Pals that I am interested on the list are either going to be cut or shown off last.
>>741291951I thought they were rivals and mad at each other because Katress is a cat and Wixen a fox. But then Katress is a bunny, a prey animal that is often hunted by foxes. It makes even more sense. Unless Wixen isn't actually a fox either..?
>>741300106https://youtu.be/YkzikVC9ZlU
>>741291848Paladius and the dark version of it are plenty.
>>741301203Is Kingpaca, Elizabee, or Sweepa the best pal to build like this?Iirc Sweepa is kinda dogshit besides the buff, while the other two are kinda okay even without
>>741301943i dont remember this chapter
>>741302324>Unless Wixen isn't actually a fox either..?Wixen has hooves, right? So it's a goat/baphomet. Unless I'm tripping balls
>>741301943Tonelico would never say this
>>741293975They have plenty of uses and have plenty of useful skills as an easy access stress relief / easy access merchants
>>741302482I never really used Sweepa since he's such an early game pal and he's very slow. Kingpaca is so large he ends up taking a ton of extra damage like Xenogard does.
>>741301274Every inch. Every last inch of it. I would.
>>741301943yesPals also give sources
>>741302556I think you're thinking of Rooby, who's like a little fire Key deer. Wixen has 3-toed black foxpaws.
>>741301884What a fag
>>741302904where do Roobys get their bow ties
>>741301724I'm not gay.
>>741302556They're paws. What stands out more are the claw fingers and elf-ear protrusions on its head.
>>741301750Yeah as oil wound up existing it's pretty useless. But in pal edit, you can see that there is, technically, an oil labor skill. Nothing has it, it doesn't do anything if you give it to anyone or even show in the actual game's UI, but it's enough to suggest oil originally was going to work somewhat differently at some point in development.I could see it being the case that originally oil would be something pals could work directly, and then this poor bastard would have probably been one of the best pals for sucking oil out of patches, and then actually getting home with it, or maybe its skill was originally tied to oil extraction more directly. Hell, it may have been like what Smokie wound up being for Chromite, he's the guy who's skill finds oil wells. He can eventually be replaced with an item, but he's your intro to it. Personally I lean that. I feel Kikit and Smokie share some conceptual "here's a shitmon you will never use, that gets you into this new resource, then you box it and never think about it again" DNA. We'll never know for sure though, barring a statement of some sort being made.
Hey bucky can we get more lizard wives thanks
>>741302904>>741303087Yeeeah that's probably it, I probably mixed the two, and Wixen's paws are dark enough that I probably didn't question it. Idk.
should I draw celesdir's ponut
>>741291797>Who is the most useless pal?
>>741303423do you have experience drawing that subject matter? perhaps you should to prove it to us.
>>741303423Yesmake it glow a little
>>741303423Only if you spread the cheeks to reveal it
>>741302881https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/tonelico-houdoukan-no-ura-houkokusho-%7C-secret-report--decensored--english-3294574.html#1https://hitomi.la/doujinshi/the-press-secretary-s-secret-report-2--kawazoko--kikunyi---tonelico-houdoukan-no-ura-houkokusho-2-english-3972061.html#1
>>741303501Anything that's an early game source of a labor can't really be useless.There WILL be an occasion you probably put one to work in a base for a few minutes if you're not abusing the global palbox or doing something weirdMidgame pals are the most likely candidates to be useless, because they never have an exclusivity advantage
>>741303613>hitomithat place is fucking infested
>>741303501The flamethrower is pretty decent when condensed.
>>741302970It's actually a parasitic organism, like mistletoe.
MASSIVE huggable bun thighs
>>741303735At least there's no comment section where degenerates erp and groom each other.
>>741300485Not with proportions like that.>>741300708Nox?More like Sex.
>>741304281mmm I shoul draw the "this is how clingy I am" meme with this
>Who is the most useless pal?
This palworld game releasing its 1.0 next month and getting this extra fluctuation of art has me thinking I should get back into drawing.
We need a Citipati Palmon.https://youtu.be/MSoImbo8Yr8?si=mKNk4HbNcoDZB7lF
>>741305017>>741305318plumpy thighs
>>741304935imagine your dick rubbing against this thing's featureless crotch while you thigh-fuck it
I NEED more detailed and nuanced pal base mechanics. I need to utterly spoil and pamper my favorite princess pals.
>>741305318They're revealing new pal each day in their Twitter 5 hours from now
>>741300696Dazzifags
>>741305616Another bully victim.
>>741305381I always cry with this short.Is just Beautiful.
>>741300696People who complain about other people liking certain pals
>>741305616>>741305669
>>741305460Good taste, anon.
>>741305862>You'll never be bullied and orgasm-denied by a pack of Pals and their pawsIt's not fucking fair bros...
Imagine getting bullied by two clouds.
>>741301689Disgusting, kill it with fireOr leave it be for OrSEX to mog it
>>741305972Double cloudjob
>>741305972>No alternate hairystyle or mannerisms with the noct formWasted potential
>>741305582I'm predicting the cactusdoll being revealed.
My main trio was pretty much Lunaris, Bellanoir Libero and Selyne. I would cycle other elemental waifus and mount on the last slots. After the update we are downing in palfu pussy. I think i need to make like 3 separate wife teams in 1.0.
>>741306304It will be a shitmon like that snowbirb
>>741304281>>741305582>>741305862>meowscarada but uglierthis is what palfags are creaming their undies over? LOL
>>741306724That thing you posted has an extremely retarded face, ugly granny tranny hair and is 80% male.
Can someone post the sea angel twins
I expected more art of her.
>>741306994>? 2b (nier:automata) 12k
>>741306994Her design is elegant and dignified rather than fetishistic like the other ones.
>>741306994Made to lick assholes gently
>>741306358with the jetpack I can finally remove jetdragon from his hm slave slot and throw in another waifu pal.but even then there's so many good ones, and a lot of them are dark type so it's hard choosing which to bring
>>741305381>>741305679We almost had one of these in Pokemon.
>>741302324>Unless Wixen isn't actually a fox either..?And you would be correct.Katress has fake ears on her hat, removing it reveals a 5head with suspiciously bunny ear-like tufts, she also lacks a real cat tail, likely hiding that small cotton tail of a rabbit or, rather, a cabbit.But it would be weird if her rival wasn't a LARPer herself.She already has a visible set of ears, removing her hat reveals an unmodeled void of a head which canonically makes Wixen a retarded brainlet. On top of that, foxes aren't known to have massive fingerclaws like that, but you know who does, on top of having face markings and occasionally a puffy tail? Badgers.Just as Katress is a rabbit larping as a cat, or a Cabbit, Wixen, on her side, is a badger larping as a fox, or rather, she's a Box.
>>741307243>baldtress>brainletxen
>>741307243imagine the raceplay
>>741307243wixen is larping as a brain haver
>>741307243A badger huh... honestly fun stuff they put into the game with these details.
>>741306994furry designs get more art. also as cute as it is, it is pretty bland and lacks character.
>>741307128Is actually a Cassowary pokemon, But we all know that these birds are direct descendants of animals like the Citipati.
here's hoping that grass minotaur is a coomer design like a holstaur or similar
Imagine Katress trying to win a catfight against Sekhmet despite being a fake catgirl. There is after all no reason an imitation can't outdo the original.
>>741307876Blazemut except he's upright and covered in leaves
>>741307876They will use his skeleton
There's literally no point playing this until 1.0 happens
>>741307876Green female Tauren with a battleaxe, essentially a proper female Bastigor
>>741307876speaking of, whatever happened to this little guy?
>>741308257autistic modder drama scared him off
>>741307982Katress is a real cat.Her hat and clothes consist of however the fuck pals can grow literal clothes as fur like Wixen too.
>>741308257AnthroslopProbably lost his gumption a bit after his taste.
>>741308470>autism leads to a lot of fun creative things>autism also leads to trooning and drama on par with women vs women office politicsHow can something so blessed be so cursed at the same time?
I hope Bushi Anon reemerges should 1.0 break his mods.
>>741308617because some dumbass normalfaggot doctors decided the autism that makes you troon out because you're a loser desperate for any social validation should be lumped in with the autism that makes you be perfectly content being locked by yourself for an entire week with nothing but train sets to keep you company
>>741306994She's conventionally attractive and too human and at the wrong time.People want the ugly cute gremlins or animals now.
>>741308803True enough. Autists get preyed on by a lot of groomers including politicians, doctors and teachers. I guess the drama is because of communication and stubborness issues. Still sad at any rate a lot of creative people and the results of said creativity get fucked over.
>>741308617Its a spectrum. Just find the autismo in the right part of the spectrum.
>>741307243It's weird how Katress has all these appearances whereas brainletkek has zilch. I guess this cabbit must be one of the big developers favorite. Poor Wixkek fans are left starving turning into etheopian children.
>>741309640It wouldn't surprise me the same creator who made Tarantriss also made Katress, he has such impeccable taste.
>>741307876?
My friend found the Vixy sex base...
>>741309640>>741309982Is she a bobcat?
>>741310213Flopie's hips are so big
>>741310173I wanna see. What are you doing to the dog girls?
>>741310257Built to take a pounding
>>741291848Thanks, I needed something to tell myself.
>>741310257Built for gaping
>>741310213>Katress's eyes getting leaf blade'dheh
>>741310345Right?
Would I like this game if I don't like other survival games?
>>741310213why all the marketing and side stuff are so cute, when the game is about violent exploitation and colonization?
>>741310472Possibly.That was the case for me.There's very little in the way of actually surviving, and most of the crafting is done by your pals after you've built the stations for them to work on.
>>741310565In the game all the people you beat up are assholes and all your Pals, if you want them to work efficiently, need to be pampered or at least fed great foods.
>>741310472There's not really much survival gameplay past the first hour while you're getting the basics together, your pals do most of the work.
>>741310565You're basically a one-man syndicate who treats Pals extremely well compared to everyone else. That's just how you see them.
>>741310565Pocketpair figured out pretty quickly that the darker material (eating your dead Pals, throwing useless Pals on a pile somewhere, etc.) is less interesting and compelling compared to "cute Pals doing cute (sometimes slapstick) things." No one actually wants to brutalize or abuse Pals.
>>741310565>violent exploitationIt's the absolute worst way to run a base ingame.
>>741308658FUCK please, he had a female bushi with corrected tomboy pitch, and I still use his female bushi till now, he promised a flat chested variant and then fucked off never delivering that
>>741307438Fakes being smart, fakes being a fox
>>741310472A number of people say this game got them over the survival game hump, and a lot of that is chalked up to base automation with your Pals. Instead of doing all the menial chores that turns you insane (gathering resources, cooking, etc.), you build up a base and get the Pals to do the work for you. This frees up your schedule considerably and not only gives you more time to go exploring, but gives you more incentive to catch more Pals to help you back at base.
>>741310472Is the only survival crafter that I know of that let you automate the basic resources making the loop digestible, so yeah, I think you might enjoy it
What is the current endgame like?I'm 55 now and only got the last tower and higher raids left, is there more stuff that you can do after reaching max level?
>>741310756>The indomitable human need to be compassionate and caring for things that are cute>vs the voice in the back of your head
>>741310916Fucking kek. Someone should draw Pinky and the Brain but as these two pals.
>>741310916wixkeks will never recover
>>741310472It stop being a survival game the second you start up a berry farm (no more hubger) and having pals do tgegathering
>>741310964I'd say wait for 1.0, we have vague ideas of what's coming but short of leakbro, nobody has a full picture
>>741310565The only exploitation happening is sexual, and I really don't know if is the Tamer or the pals being exploited, you do use spores and radiowaves to mind control your pals, and mass breeding for perfects might be a sort of warcrime
>>741310565Most people are ultimately good natured and do not want to torture animals.Well, depends on the capita, I suppose.
>>741307876Brace yourself for a bara-pal Anon...
>>741311263Total Gobfin death.
>>741310565>violent exploitationYou mean providing pals with a safe place to eat, sleep and rest for work that's within their capabilities and at most the WORST you can do is commit inbreeding and mass genocide to create consended workers that will replace them? Yeah, even if I'm a bastard deep in eugenics I want to believe I am treating my abominations right.
>>741310642>>741310752>In the game all the people you beat up are assholes>You're basically a one-man syndicate who treats Pals extremely well compared to everyone elsewhat? how so? the gages?
*muffled "Fortunate Son" playing in the distance*
>>741311510You're essentially one of the only people on the entire Palpagos Islands using Pals to their full potential.
>>741311610Is feeding Pals pizza and letting them use bath tubs REALLY the full potential requirement?
>>741311610i do like that idea, but i'm asking does the game convey this to us? i am asking because i have not read all the logs or dialogue. i don't see much difference between the player and other factions.
>>741310472The survival is very minimal. Once you unlock the feed bag you can just throw in food in that one slot and you and your pals will automatically eat. Heat? Cold? Armor and accessories mitigate that. That's it, no other survival aspects. Build your base, have some plantations going, ocasionally drop by to place an order for cooked food you'll split between yourself and the base pals's feed box and you're good to go.
>>741311806Who else do you know on the islands is essentially a one-man army with a battalion of Pals at their back?
>>>/vp/
There she goes...
>>741311869>temperature systemOn one hand I want them to improve upon it, the current meta is just find a +2 thermal undershirt and then get high end armor that gets you to the +3 heat/cold resistance and never care againOn the other hand I'd hate having to do the pointless gear juggling especially when endgame is about bouncing from island to island hitting all the points of interest as quick as you can.The real failure of the temperature system is with bases, why should electric heaters/coolers need electricity AND a pal permanently glued to the station? Your base pals don't care anyways, it's just for you and it's way too clunky, thank god you can just ignore it lategame with the undershirt.
>>741311806To everyone else on the island you are some crazy psycho who lives in a fortress full of monsters, all the other organized crime gangs will go and try to kill you just to end up dead
>>741312209The anime should have the game MC be the Team Rocket for the protagonist.
>>741312209If you piss all the factions off you get a special raid called 'Anti-Pal tamer alliance' where ALL of them come to beat you up, the result is still the same lmao.
>>741312071There goes my heroWatch Her as she goes
>>741311263The HERO of Palpagos on his dutyI wish that guy didn't just have a missile rack copypasted from Relaxaurus, but an actual gunship's array of weapons, ideally with an option to put a small pal from your team to help you operate some of the guns
>>741312197I personally never liked that system that's just a "fuck you get WORSE gear so you can enter this zone and SUFFER until you can gather our resources to get your gear back but with our resistance". I get why some games will make you wet and cold under the rain unless you place a campfire down and chill for a bit in the early game, I get why they want to give you consumables so you can break into other zones, I get it, just most games do it wrong and its just a stat check. Kinda sucks that palworld makes you wear the shirt and you're cucked out of a slot but I don't think its awful so i tolerate it, palworld has 3 accessory slots
>>741311878>>741312209you didn't make much sense so i asked aiMorally, the player character is essentially just as gray as the NPC factions. The player is distinct only because their immense scale of industrial exploitation combines features from all the factions, allowing them to mass-produce weapons, build forced-labor factories, and genetically alter Pals.While the player is nominally the "hero" of their own survival story, they ultimately act as a colonial colonizer. You adapt to the island by engaging in every vice the NPCs do:Capturing and Enslaving: You force wild, sentient creatures to work in sweatshop conditions.Butchering & Condensing: The player can literally butcher Pals for resources or mash them together in a machine to empower anotherPal.Exploitation: You raid legally protected wildlife sanctuaries for rare, endangered Pals to get rich.Ultimately, you are different only in that your faction is a one-person (or one-guild) operation capable of combining poacher, poacher-hunter, scientist, and arms-dealer into one unstoppable entity.
>>741312569But he's the reason space niggers keep crash landing on palpagos isle?
>>741311263>It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no Xenolord's son, no.
>>741312604You actually get four accessory slots later on, even still I hope they give us other meaningful accessories because you're so limited with what you doOne slot will ALWAYS be the undershirtThen you choose between running ATK+2, ATK+1, and ATK+0, or you go ATK/DEF/HP+2, with mercy ring and IV checker as swaps in your inventoryAll of the elemental damage whistles are trash, maybe the exp accessories they added are worth it? I didn't play much on that patch but I'm sure they save a bit of time when you're rushing all your pals to level 60. Not really an accessory you use for its gameplay function.
>>741306994I like her a lot, but she's guaranteed to be short. I need BIG LADY.
>>741312676>sweatshop conditions>butcher Pals>"poacher, poacher-hunter, scientist, and arms-dealer"This AI summary is making a lot of assumptions about the "default" PC Pal Tamer.
>>741312681Luckily they're all jobbers, so much so that GRU casually jails one of their kind to make Shadowbeaks, and XenoLOLs get buckbroken by a single man (an Ancient man, but still)
>>741312856No, you get 3 accessory slots... The forth one is not an accessory slot, its a shirt slot. You have 3 slots to play around with and that's it. But yeah I run the +2 ones, i have a ring of mercy and the amulet for workspeed and also the triple jump boots. The exp ones are worth but if you have those 3 of them, I wear all 3 and take my pals to level + jetragon to sakurajima and close to the tower tp there's a base you can nuke with meteorrain, fly out, wait for cooldown, come back, farm until it stops spawning and take an hour break, repeat. You can do that to level your pals really fast.
Wixen has grown on me since that one anon drew a chubby anthro version
>>741312676Basically, the MC of Palworld is to Palworld what the Terraria MC is to Terraria.So a literal fucking psychopath who is more than willing to bring chaos and destruction to the land as long as that ends up making them stronger.
>>741313058I completely forgot the jump boots and dash boots existed. They're nice, I'm sure some people like them, but player stats are too important and you have mounts+gliders to deal with verticality and speed long before you unlock the boots. Maybe we'll get a boot slot so you can run one of either jumps or dashes without conflicting with the pendants. Probably not though.
>>741311263I love my ballistic assault dragons
>>741313207No, we're getting wings. I'm unsure if it'll be a wing slot or if it'll replace the glider, but what i know is that you have to craft the batteries for it and they will get consumed. First, they copied pokemon's designs, then they copied ark's base building, then they copied cs:go (the inventors of guns) and now they copied minecraft's rocket elytra. baka bucky baka
>>741311006A sad day to be a Boxenbro
I forget, can I play multiplayer on 1 console or is it a 1 player per console multiplayer
>>741313132I mean what little story you get in Terraria from the Dryad is that you're the super special chosen psycho who is the only one that can stop all the evil sealed monsters and corruption the Dryad's race went extinct trying to stop.
>>741312676>You raid legally protected wildlife sanctuaries for rare, endangered Pals to get richFunny you mention that. Those are guard pal, not protected pals. They are there to guard the drug flower that the police make money off of
>>741312676>i asked ai
>>741313539It's one per console. I's not a demanding game by any means but I doubt any console would be able to run 4 instanced even with the resolution split into 4
>>741313572The official lore is horseshit, your actions speak louder than any lore.>human sacrifices>large scale destruction>omnicide>permanently fucking up the balance of the world>creating mechanical behemoths just to kill them for your own amusement>deicide
>>741313605Yeah, the "police force" on the islands are mega corrupt and run their own drug ring and incarceration schemes.
>Terraria but it's dark and edgy fanfiction
>>741313572And then you have an equally psychotic castaway who also seemingly gonna get railroaded into the role of a chosen who is destined to gather a squad of legends to stop the ultimate evil in form of CalamityIt really is Terraria 2 huh
>>741313913just like real life
>>741314005Calamity mod?
>>741292712floppie paws typed this
>>741314380Lunarisfags, I kneel.
>>741314380>AI
>>741314380STACYnarisbros, you won...
>>741314380yup yup>>741314508dazzi lost
>>741314648Bucky sees this and falls to the floor crying and screaming.
>>741310565The marketing was about forcing them to cry on factory lines and being used for food early on but PP has abandoned that angle a long time ago and its all just "Hahah cute pals :3" now. I miss the edgeThey also seem to embrace the waifuing for pals now judging by the design of the new ones, "More than pals" still being teased and possibile hints of pal marriage in their not!pokopia trailer, which might have played a role in this
>>741314929The fact the Pal Tamer engages in combat themselves with modern weapons was edge enough, doubly so when Pals started using guns.
>>741314929Exploitation and abuse is not actually popular.Shock value has no longevity, it's only to get your attention. Shooting them with guns is already "edge."Sex appeal is eternal.
>>741314929>>741315091It still doesn't change that to catch your very first Pal, you have to craft a club and club a Pal yourself before you catch them.
>>741315227Exploitation would be popular if they made it fun. Not as popular as being nice but if they gave us a whip that we could use to make our pals more efficient I and many others would be having a lot of fun.
>>741315494No, I'm not taking the lash to my Pals.
>>741314929Butchering them is a game mechanic and they expanddd upon that by giving you a conveyor belt to mass butcher pals. You can overwork your pals and force them to be happy with mushroom spores. Their most recent christmas animation references the abuse pals are regularly put through for the convenience of others. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAZj4eQgtc&pp=ygUSUGFsd29ybGQgY2hyaXN0bWFz
>>741315352Bullshit I simple beat them up with my bare first.
>>741315227my dick fully erects and prematurely ejaculates when i see this creature. pure crystallized sex.
>>741315352Cowards using violence to catch Pals, I sneak up on them and give them a reacharound until they're too tuckered out from cumming for me to throw a sphere
>>741315352Fair's fair, the first three pals you meet were trying to eat you.
>>741315941None of the 3 starting pals strike me as carnivore, even Cattiva is a berry eater, like, maybe chikipi but that's only because the chicken is retarded and will peck at anything.
>>741315494>a whip to force a pal to have a speed boost and go back to work/remove the slacker debuff at the cost of sanity>A pal workload assignment, where you could have slaves that do all the production and farming on the cruel setting, while the few chosen ones are treated more humanely. Could also assign most pals to do normal work while having a few favorites just be base decorations outside of the viewing cages, more like civvies.>Said chosen pals could be assigned to be the overseers and given the whip, making them an alternative to the shroom mind break route, or working alongside it>Could also have an uprising mechanic as well where the whipped pals suddenly decide to have enough of your shit and start fighting with you and your overseers (Making strong pal slaves a high risk high reward thing and also providing a downside to the exploitation)Thats just one way i can see it be made fun and there are plenty more.>>741315576I remember the butcher line but AFAIK they havent done anything to automate the breeding so it still feels like meme waste of pals rather than livestock farming/punishment.
>>741316251The PC Pal Tamer is the only survivor of a shipwreck. Any other survivors were eaten by Pals. If the starting trio weren't going to eat you, they were at least curious about you.
>>741316474Butchering certain pals is the only way to get items like dog coins reliably. Egg incubation stations make breeding and hatching much faster.
>>741301956
>>741295074Thank you for the detailed answer
>>741317131That core strength is more impressive than chillet's ability to vore people
Games like Palworld are a personality test, because you are actually given the choice to be abusive or not with no judgement. If, given the choice, you still choose to treat your Pals well, you have a soul.
Which Pal converts to biofuel the best?
>>741317764What makes you the arbiter of souls? Everyone has one, how tainted they are is how you can set them apart.
>>741317847t. blackened soul
>>741317764nah, if they weren't sexy people would not care.
>>741317964Takes one to know one, in contrast I believe you're free to let the rain wash off the grime if you expose yourself
>>741317992Most people don't find shit like Chikipi sexy, anon.
>>741306724>80% male species.Cute boy
>>741317764It is true that you can be as cruel and horrific as you want, and the game never actively punishes or judges you, apart from the game's side comment about using Pal Spheres on other humans.
>>741299040oh shit when did they add a palworld board
>>741310565>Tell me you haven't played the game without telling me you haven't played the game.
>>741318032You actually don't have to kill or defile corpses to know it's bad.
>>741318052Why not?
>>741310565you can mistreat your pals but you can also give them a cozy life eating pizzas and burgers and taking saunas all day plus getting a safe place to sleep in exchange for farting some electricity for you or collecting your wheat or some other minor taskplus you get trust with your main team so they are even better off
>>741318761I almost completely forgot there's a Trust/Friendship mechanic, where your Pals get stronger the more they're in your active party/deployed at your base.
>>741316649He's angy
>>741317764I only take good care of my pals because they are cute and I like them. If they were ugly like the theythem monsters I would go full slavery full torture on them.
Will they release another DUMUD THE GOAT variant?
I only kill and enslave Pals who have caused me harm / are aggressive.Direhowls ? Gobfins ? Gorirats ? They mean nothing to me.
>>741319562>DirehowlsLove me default wolf.
>>741311263Kazuhira "Gobfin Killa" Miller
>>741318404You watched the tv show Utopia? They redeemed a child killer and the audience accepted it
>>741319551>br still haven't made a model swap replacer yet
>>741320603Can't improve on perfection anon.He'd zero sum by even trying.
>>741303613...part two?Thanks for letting me know, really.
>>741317131>>741317778Dupin is the new vore pal
>>741321019Dupin is too popular with everyone for you to be able to force your dogshit fetish on it. That only works with obscure/niche characters.
They should just drop the pokemon clone stuff and just do anime girls but monsters, they are clearly the most popular characters and it's what people want. Maybe make 1 or 2 pretendmons to attract some normies.
>>741300764That's kind of what I'm waiting for. Haven't been playing since the terraria stuff, but I like to have a few QoL mods on, so I figured what's the point until then with a big update coming (always breaks several mods).
>>741298245so just extyrannomon
>>741321070no the popularity is how you attract niche fetishes
>>741308470Man, you guys have no idea the amount of autism that shitshow was. I honestly feel lucky to have gotten to personally view such a meltdown in real time. It was amazing.Modders are spergs lol.
>>741321786>You have no ideaI was there when it was written anon. I saw this shit happen in real time back when /pal/ was still on /vg/...You now remember the flambelle model again.
>>741321271Tranny-coded post.
>>741321271MGQ Paradox is right there for normalfags who can't handle feral and furry in their pile.
I never used the Cleaver.Not even once.
>>741322912I used it once to see what it did on a shit repeat pal like kelpsea.
>>741322485I'd hardly call the snuff/gore/vore game 'normalfag', anon. You can literally get melted into a pile of bones and bloody gore in that.
>>741322978Violence sells great though. Gore is allowed, though the sex might be dicey for a general audience.
>>741323330Anything involving sex is verboten in public, and people looking for sex by and large don't get off on being dissolved into slurry and bones while doing it.
>>741323396The vore scenes are shit and you can't get them unless you try to anyways. Paradox barely is even about porn aside from the enemy designs.
>>741323594My only point is that the porn isn't for normalfags, if you're in it for the story or characters then that's fine.
>>741323698Presumably people aren't in Palworld for the porn, but dox has all the anime girls the original post was asking for.
>>741317764I feel like you have to some attachment to your pals to continue playing after the first few dozen hours. I cannot imagine the psychopath who gives zero fucks about interacting with their pals but has more than 100 hours tops in the game.
>>741317764I take care of the Pals because it is more efficient and I get more out of them doing so. It's not because I like them.
>>741324865>S-shut up, I just pamper my Pals because it's more efficient! I-it's not like I like them or anything, baka!
>>741324865>>741325021Kek
>>741309982Iirc most of the designs are done by the sperg girl who couldn't interview to save her life, right? Like, I'm sure they have more than one person doing this, but they got an unexpectedly good pickup in her, arguably she's the entire reason things that aren't just pokeclones make up such a large proportion of the designs.
>somehow snagged a cake stealing Dupin's hat without them noticing>hot glue the inside of it>it's somehow still clean>a pal egg suddenly pops out>the hat is quickly snatched away from behind, the Dupin was blushing with a hand over her belly>more pal eggs involuntarily pop out as she quickly leaves
>>741310565It's just like gen 1 Pokemon. You're the first and only person who has figured out that the animals work a lot harder for you if you aren't an absolute bastard to them, and that squeezing every last drop out of your pals is less efficient than letting them have some r&r.
It's almost time for a new pal reveal, this time I think we are getting a showcase of the swordfish rather than a new pal.
>>741325894I hope it's ClioneTwins
>>741325816i'm telling you dupin's not beating the deviantart allegations
>>741305381[disgusted sigh]
>>741326025Same, my most anticipated.
>>741326154They don't made that movie, btw
I don't give a shit about mods and it's not like my base will break. Can any anons give me a rundown on why I SHOULDN'T play palworld right now?
>>741326409Because 1.0 releases in less than a month and you should wait until then to avoid burnout
>>741326409Your saves will work but they'll change a fuckton of the early game supposedly, so you are getting the barebones initial experience.That's the idea anyways, to what extent that's actually true, no idea.That said, just play it. Worse come to shove, you migrate your favorite pals over (you can do that) and restart.
>>741326409You risk burnout before the updateBut if you absolutely must breedtism some more to prepare pals, go ahead
We need something like this.The Palmons interacting with complete normal, real-life animals.
>>7413264091.0 launches in less than a month, and you are strongly encouraged to start fresh when it drops to get the full experience, so you may as well wait.
>>741306724Bait used to be believable.
>>741326595I mean, technically the real animals exist. You can hear all the ambient bird sounds around the place.
>>741322912I use it for electric organs. I do it with splatterina and on top of the farms, for the sacrifice aesthetic.
>>741326873Yeah, but imagine something like this:
>>741326595this shit always weirded me out.
>>741291797Flopie I LOVE U!
I know people say to start fresh when it drops but I'm playing anyways, here's my slave pal (the best kind of pal) anytime I need to build anything he's there. When the update drops I'll post an update how they fucked his stats up. I didn't really have a worst pal but if I had to choose it would probably be electric type since they're kinda useless around the base outside of being portable batteries
>>741327339Why? In Gen 1 and beta Gen 2, the Pokemon world was just our real world, but with Pokemon just being there. Culture and everything else is modified by this, but not history. So of course you still needed real animals, and Gen 1 itself didn't remotely fill an entire ecosystem.
>>741327262This entire comic suck
>>741327474I mean something like this, dude.https://youtu.be/rpCGIvKNO30?si=xC5PhBSPIxv-BVSk
>>741327262"All animals are Equal, but some animals are more equal than others"
>>741327690It's perfect
>>741327690Ghost slime golem sex
>>741327690https://x.com/Palworld_EN/status/2067412093091938550Dualith
>>741327690AY BLYAAAAT
>>741327690So the slime is not controlling the golem huh?Interesting.I like it.
>>741327690It's not a slime, it's a ghost.
>>741327690Ah it is not a slime it is a little ghost, and the golem seems to be an individual pal, the ghost just lives inside of it.Is a really nice concept.
>>741327830>[Deleted]That leaked Pal looks pretty cool.
>>741327690So it's two pals in a symbiotic relationship. Neat.
>>741327830So is this mutation?
>>741327262Where's the joke
>>741306724I would fuck both
>>741327830what is this?
>>741327453Even so, there's must be things like the bottom of the Foodchain.
>>741328051Mutation?
>>741328051Orserk with either a mutation, a skin or some modded appearance.
>>741328045https://youtu.be/XWIOKTucNeI?si=Xk_lrf6FIFHiIFl5
>>741327690>retards think it's a slimeand a meme was born from 3rd world slimeposters
>>741328043>>741328051>>741328092>>741328114it might just be a Cryst reskin...
>>741327690>laputa robotfuck yeah
Super Saiyan god super Saiyan orsex
>>741327262No, this is Better, A real life Animal Fighting/Defeating a Fantasy creature.Like the Gorgonopsid vs the Future Predator.https://youtu.be/iHWBcJz50kk?si=lMzKq_HnFrTlOevo
>>741327690>another Dark type, maybe Dark/Earthhooray...
>>741328329King Kong would do that if he wasn't a jobber against Godzilla.
>>741328406Ground/Grass
>>741328423Or like that Dog vs Werewolf gif.There's just this weird charm of a real animal defeating something like a pal or a pokemon.https://youtu.be/a2B0bGbinzA?si=SdkkM2eMh1u8VCDn
>>741326595>>741326873>>741328620Digimon vs The Cathttps://youtu.be/LyXooIi1tmY?si=AMEQjz0NZLXb6q6z
>>741327772it is he's just scared shitless
>>741328464>GrassMinotaurFinally.
>>741328406mindbroken by dark types
>>741327690>A Pal for orb/ghost fuckersCool Pal.
>>741328706Cute
>>741328706Digimon are not native to the real world, they are from a digital world, so it is not weird or out of place to see them alongside regular animals.
>>741328993But you can just image a Ratatta meeting a normal Rat.
>>741329036Raichu likes to murder elephants, so.
>>741329036Pokemon has shit worldbuilding.
>>741329109Don't tell me.
>>741329108Aren't these ground-type?
>>741329560I think he's just pure steel.
>>741329595The indian or african Elephants?
>>741328045anthro with real animalsbut also it's not a joke comic, she's a serial killer and burying people in the woods
>>741329832That's what i mean.>>741328135
>>741328464>4 miningHoly fuck.
>>741327690Need porn of the ghost yesterday.
>>741330239It is just a borb, why do you want to fuck it?
>>741327690I'm interested in seeing all of its animations in-game. It's very complex.
>>741326595>>741328794I can image these kind of Palmons doing something like this.https://youtu.be/B_Xtf68MoAQ?si=3Yscgkxdefp6JT3g
>>741330560Don't ask questions that you aren't prepared to hear the answer to.
>>741326409Prime reason you shouldn't: it is reworking a lot of things that it is suggested to start fresh even if your current savefile can still work when the update comes outtAlternate reason you shouldn't, you can't fuck pals yet and Dupin is not in the game
>>741328406It's not dark, but why would you not want dark types? Innate nocturnal makes them the best base pals
Sexo pals can move over. We're doing lovable goobers.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kVCCgIJQZEg
Sex with Dazemu
>>741325678The guys at Pocketpair just foresaw the Tendie meltdown and know Nintendo behavior and have been protecting her identity.
>>741327690>>741331234You need silly little guys just as much as you need cool monsters and "I can fuck you" cute girls.
>432 Replies and 110 ImagesDead Thread, Dead Game.
>>741331368Why yes, I will do that.
Alright lads. Spoonfed me about breeding and ivs.
>>741331567Woah shit we are x100 times faster than the fastest thread in /vp/
>>741311806Will you are the only one building luxury spas, 5 star bedding and a providing a Michlein chef...
>>741325678>>741331529>Find a dude working at the convenience store who likes guns to design weapons>Find an autistic girl who specializes in Fakemons>Find a dude who knows Unreal and convinces the whole company to change engines on his word aloneAbsolute cowboy studio. If I were Nintendo, I'd be pissed off too, getting shown up by these crazy bastards who don't even know what they're doing half the time.
>>741314929That shot you are thinking about is a Syndicate base the player was raiding in the trailer.
>>741331541>and "I can fuck you" cute girls.
>>741331234>>741331541Bro don't lie to me, I know you people want to fuck these 'lovable goobers'.
>>741310565Irony?
>>741331681Nintendo to GameFreak be like>POCKETPAIR WAS ABLE TO DEVELOP THIS IN LESS THAN SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS>WITH A BUNCH OF LITERAL WHOS
>>741301956>UWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
I am going to ejaculate when lotusdragon video drops
>>741332018SAVE HIM
>>741331657First get the glasses that allow you to see IVs, then go and look for a pal with high IVs, preferably on attack since it is the most important pal stat, catch that motherfucker.Then go and pay fronstallion a visit, he must be a strong frostallion look for high IVs, capture the horsecock and then make it plap your high IV pal to pass down legend and high IVsThen go fishing, fishing in a dungeon is better, look for glowing fishing spots, you must fish a pal with demon god, make that pal plap your high IV palnow you have 2 pals 1 with demon god and another with legend, make them plap until you get a pal with both demon god or legend and high attack IVs which also belongs to the species you want, there are breeding trees online to see breeding combinationsNow that you have 1 pal of your choice with demon god and high IVs and 1 pal of your choice with legend and high IVs and they are both of the same species it is time to make them plap non-stop, they will have to plap until you get enough babies to put into the blender and make delicious pal juice, out of all the babies pick the strongest one which also happens to have both demon god and legend, then you can simply implant musclehead and serenity and feed it all the pal juice from it's brethren
>>741328762I'm gonna get a female one just to subvert this
>>741331809Dualith is for orby girl harems. Imagine multiple of those ghost blobs giving it kisses while saying "our hero!" and the big robot is just blushing
>The game itself has an identity crisis
>>741332398So he's saying Palworld does Pokemon better than Pokemon?
>>741332398>It doesn't really happenEvery quote is>here is your new Pokemon killer>getting some strong Pokemon vibes from thisEVERY. SINGLE. TIME!
>>741332398The difference between those games and Palworld is that I don't need my Pals to kill you.
>>741332568To pokefags and artniggers HATE Palworld for having creature collection AND pokemon vibes.
>>741332398Palworld has a certain special feeling to it, and it must be the fact that I can walk up to the creatures and brutally beat them up myself until they ragdoll and convulse all over the floor.No other game quite emulates animal cruelty the way Palworld does.
>>741331681>all source code and revisions are saved entirely on fucking thumb drives>not a single drive, multiples>development was done by basically playing hot potato with said thumb drives in the officeCowboy indeed.
>>741332701
>>741332701People just seem to IGNORE the violent part of Palworld. Even if they do, they'll excuse as it's a tainting their childhood memories with Pokemon so it's offensive to them.
>>741332770Yeah exactly, what other game allows you to trap a monster/human, use it as a boxing bag and catch it on fire?
>>741332827The capacity for abject cruelty and dark themes is there, even if the vast majority of players don't engage with it.
>>741332769
>>741332940Oh? I constantly engage in high impact violence on my own volition when playing Palworld.Can't expect my slaves to do all the work.
>>741333009>>741332769>>741331681>>741331529>>741325678Pocketpair got that "REDDIT BEATEN BY A RAGTAG GROUP OF /V/IRGINS LED BY A FURRY TRIPFAG AND A SNIPER WITH 130 PING FROM BRAZIL" energy How ironic that palworld got momentum speed mechanics in it to allow for some true speeds
>>741293815I believe it all started when the game released in early access as anons began making the horrible mistake of crafting her collar.She'd vacuum up all the 90000x stone and logs laying around in your base putting you ridiculously overweight and completely immobile.So you'd drop all the shit so you can move again.And she'd immediately proceed to happily shove them all back into your inventory.And it was even worse in multiplayer because of a bug every item she picked up would get sent to the host instead making the game basically unplayable for them.So ever since then Flopie has been perceived by Anons as an unbearably mischievous and devilish little trolling brat fairy in DIRE need of correction.
>>741333009i mean the USB drive shit is still partly true according to this so it's funny
>>741333180didn't every time /v/ try something like that, they got their asses kicked?
>>741333218Fuck you, you made me spill my drink.
>>741333250clover IS better than any game past gen 4 at the very least
>>741333250That line is referencing the Tribes match.
>>741331681>Find an autistic girl who specializes in Fakemons Now that you mention it I'm starting to notice in retrospect how it was hugely if not entirely the "fakemon" circlejerk causing this whole shitfest.They are the literal fucking whos that have been pretending Gamefreak is creatively bankrupt because THEY are so great artists that Nintendo is not allowed to have anything like their OCs because it'd be ILLEGAL for decades now. They are also the type of snowflake that goes "OMFG THAT'S THE SAME TYPE OF EARS AND THAT POSE IS VAGUELY FAMILIAR! SHE'S PLAGIARIZING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!".The literal brain damaged stretches of logic calling ripoff over individual design elements of completely different things is also checking out. Fucking cancer...
>>741333218
>>741322485Paradox isn't fully normie tier, Some monsters are either too acurate to their inspiration (Setouchi's bug girls) and sometimes you get these monster "girls"
>>741333250The few times I have played with /v/ they seem to be either extremely retarded and bad at the game or some kind of ultra autistic no life metafag that tries to speedrun the game, no in between.
>>741333458UNF, SEXOOOOO!!!!
>>741331681Isn't the guy of pocket pair a trillionaire from bitcoin?
>>741331681They really lucked out in every aspect. There's been hundreds of indie studios trying the same thing that fail utterly.
>>741311806The NPCs in fisherman's point do call you out for living alone with "hundreds" of pals in your base, the cute cook that visits you and gives low tier food also tends to mention you live "alone", the huntress in the volcano says hunting legends is more of "your" speed, most of the "pal elimination" quests treat you as a psycho, the samurai dude in the starting village constantly say things like you're special for not joining any human faction and carving your own way. As a bonus the breeder dude in astral mountains tells you "you understand" pals, implying very lightly you're a pal-fucker canonically
>>741322485damn normalfags are into THIS?????
>>741291797o teu
>>741333775Well, fuck you too.
VENUSSY, MY BELOVED.
>>741327690So this robot is definitely related to the "ancient civilization", right? Looks right in line with those walls all over the forest zone and the nature preserves
>>741333753> implying very lightly you're a pal-fucker canonicallyConsidering you're sharing a bed with the beasts, they're not wrong.
>>741312407Nah we need two MCs, Jane Palworld, our girl that pretty much RPs and has fun, and some psycho dude that treats his pals like VIPs and minmaxes like mad, bonus points for wearing the cawnito mask and light hexolite armor, in the end they just meet and ignore eachother since both are pal-fuckers and couldn't care less about humans
>>741333928Macfags should at least leak her location so I can go directly towards her.
>>741333928I want to stroke those snakes.
>>741313349>gliderDreadsanon said it was a glider that used "energy cells" no idea if they're new or are the coralum ammo or just the energy rifle ammo
>>741334069Pocketpair pushed out a new update that reverts the game back to the current public build. The amount of people with that unfinished 1.0 build is dropping.
>22 more days
>>741314149>stop the ultimate evil in form of Calamity Bjorn already said we ain't the good guys, he knows we're here just to kill shit and call it a day, Jane palworld might kick the Calamity into an inch of it's life then take off her shorts and bend over, she's genuinely crazy no one knows why the Tamer does what they do, most likely not even the Tamer
>>741334305Some backed up the files right, it's not cloud gaming on MACs is it!
>>741314929>They also seem to embrace the waifuing for pals now>almost all breeding type tamers are implied palfuckers>cuddlingLike, apart from on-screen human dick on pal pussy they've done all to shown fucking pals is a common thing
>>741315553We both know some pals would get wet the second you strike them
>>741315795>T. Jane Palworld
>>741333770oogumo is unironically really cute
>>741333907Source?
>>741331681Bucky said what they look for in projects when determining whether it's worth investment in their publishing company is whether the developers are actually passionate or not(also a hard check on their steam libraries LMFAO).
>>741321485That raider dude must be like 16, born in a shitty village, the biggest city he ever saw was the desert city his parents visit to get a pal to work the small farm they had, then he saw a base of the sindicate and decided he wasn't going to be a farmer like his family, a week into basic training he learns the stories of the psychopath who made the Sindicate's leader his personal cumdump aren't rumors at all, now he has to act like he doesn't see the guy who just landed from a legendary pal he only hear about in his childhood stories, he's about to pee himself and the psycho is behind him doing some weird poses, he only has a shitty pistol with 8 bullets and he's sure the whole base is gone
>>741335065Sounds pretty based if true. Especially the Steam library bit.People who don't play videogames shouldn't be making videogames.
>>741335065Yeah, they mentioned one of the requirements of applying to Pocketpair is to post your Steam library, see if you're serious about games.
>>741322485OG MGQ is normalfag tier, MGQ Paradox is for pure autismos who min-max getting 600 jobs and races to kit out their little apoptosis girl
>>741333585They were going bankrupt right before Palword released into EA.Nintendo was overconfident for a reason.
>>741322000Nah, the daedream was the worst, it didn't even look like a pal at all, I think it was the dude's OC
>>741322912Extremely useful for bounties with a 5* Splat to your side
>>741335185I thought their overconfidence came from immediately BTFOing another copycat type game right before going after Palworld.
>>741322912You put your glasses on and face the factsPals are gonna have to die to feed you and your team, there's no shame in butchering them
>>741331809>even the golem got eyelashesNo mercy for anyone?
>>741335415They made the statement about looking into copyright infringement (meaning they are already building a lawsuit) just weeks after the game released, so Pocketpair was just right out of being on the verge of bankruptcy. 8 months later the finalized lawsuit with extra patents reactionarily lobbied a filed(making them already invalid even without the fact they are invalidated by prior art). By then the noname indie company:-Had a partnership with Microsoft since the beginning.-Opened it's own publishing and began publishing a high variety of soulful indie games. -Had a partnership with Krafton, the developer of PUBG mobile.-Had a multimedia partnership with Sony.-Fuckloads of money already reinvestment lucratively from the ludicrous sales and gamepass money brought by Palworld.Nintendo really fucking didn't think to double check who are they picking a fight with.
>>741335864Never mind the fact that they had to settle for patent spam instead of copyright already showed they were on extremely shaky ground before even filing, but felt compelled to force this through regardless.
>>741331171Half the goddamn paldex is dark type
>>741333441>being low level againCant wait for 1.0 and discover all the shit again, maybe I'll take my time this run, last one I rushed like there was something to win by completing everything fast
>>741314380was there ever any doubt?
Another crushing Palworld victory.
>>741333441Ive seen this event quite a few times and Floppie usually wins thanks to Windcutter or which ever move it uses, then just floats over them to a new space and repeats
https://x.com/PalworldOCG_EN/status/2067411980785418389Flopie card
