You are now the supreme God-Emperor of Earth, how do you fix the video game industry?
video games seem like another vector for chaos to corrupt people so I would destroy them.
>>741312309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
>look forward to playing videogames all day>Always too tired after a day of being a flashlight>Never get any time off
Only white, straight men are allowed to make video games.
I completely wipe out California.
>>741312309I would rather serve Nurgle than be some brown fedora faggot
>>741312309Kill all developers who are not japanese, chinese, korean(male), american(male) and european(male). This is according to ethnicity, not nationality by the way. South American devs will enter a rigorous trial in which only the best survive and become astartes(game devs).
>>741313640>Korean>Chinese
>>741313710There are many good Chinese and Korean games, especially coming out in the past 5 years. It is no longer the 2nd millennium.
>>741313640They must also not be homosexual otherwise you don't fix anything.
>>741313884There must be a handful of based homo game devs right? Okay, addendum: Any studio that is majority female is purged entirely.
>>741314317Possibly but if they exist they keep quiet about their homosexuality and don't make it their entire identity, so you'd never know. We must ban homosexuals because otherwise they will inevitably push wokeism in their games.
>>741312309If I said how, I'm pretty sure I'd be debanked and harassed by the Anti-Semitism taskforce, so I'll leave it up to the anonymous imagination.
>>741312309Dissolve the entire triple A scene and enact strict laws against>subscriptions>microtransactions>live-service>renting games>selling the same game several times>selling digital with as high value, or even higher than physical>trying to sneak in society destabilizing concepts in to videogames, such as but not limited to: faggotry, bestiality and interracial relationships>depictions of fat people as healthy and/or equally fit as normal people>E-sportsto name a few
Ban MTX in any game with a non-zero upfront price tag and apply an 80% tax on any revenue that can be construed as gambling.Cap marketing spending at 10% of the game's overall budget and impose massive fines for misleading cinematics or bait-and-switch trailers.Put Actiblizz in a furnace and distribute their IPs to studios that give a shit.
>>741312309I'll just sit here while you guise fix it
>>741313794No thanks I don't gachaslop or gook mmos, fag
>>741316246good start.
>>741316780I guess you like 40 year old karen god of war instead then faggot.
>>741312309Overturn Dodge v. Ford Motor Co. Cut off foreign investment in American companies.
>>741312309Purge
>>741312309Put Rogal and Perty in charge of RTS games
>>741312309I kill all the jews and their supporters immediately. That not only fixes videogames, but also every other aspect of Terra that was lacking.
>All these retarded chud replies.Video Games do not make better men or soldiers, they have to be gone, just like every other fun activity.
>>741312309Ban videogames.Humanity status: saved
>>741319180Absolute retard.
>>741312309I order the immediate termination of all gamers, all non-whites and troons. I declare the only games permitted to be those that occur in simulation of mortal combat against xeno filth, in order to condition in the youth a healthy hatred and ability to slaughter them.The entire continent of assia is ripped from the face of the Earth and flung like a bullet at the first xeno planet to be discovered. The mass of the-continent-formerly-known-as-asia is replaced with the rust-soil from Mars
>>741319290The emperor isn't even white lmao
>>741312309>purge all jews and jeets, cleansing the human gene pool>defeat and kill Satan and it's minions >not only I just saved the video game industry but also the entire mankind and the planet EarthIt's THAT simple
>>741312309I assemble three studios. One to make Jagged Alliance sequels forever. One to make turn based mainline Final Fantasy games forever. One to make Fallout games forever. Once these studios are staffed, everyone left is executed. Those who had any part in the development of RtWP are tortured and then executed.
>>741312309If you actually suddenly were some 10000IQ 15ft demigod, the least of your concerns would be fucking video games .What's next? A thread on /toy/ how the Emperor would unshittitfy Legos?!
I seed a Byzantine web of NGOs that, through various means up to their discretion, maintain a set of incentives for corporations, banks, and investors to fund and produce works of art which feature images of naked (but tasteful) feet.
>>741312309>VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID AND GAY AND THE WORK OF CHAOS!
>>741319875Literally are, addicting stimulation simulators that send you power tripping and raging, while rotting your brain.
>>741319382He's from 8th millennium BC ancient Anatolia, so ethnically he would be part of the EEFs (Early European Farmers), and so wouldn't be much different from modern day Sardinians.
>>741312309By executing all the whiny babies.You bitch that women are sexy as fuck? To the noose with you. You bitch that gay marriages are in a game? To the noose with you too.Instead of letting games just be this frontier of endless imagination, all (and I mean ALL) you motherfuckers keep insisting that games "should be this way and this way only" and try to shove out anyone that doesn't fit the shape.
>>741319180Games were and are used to teach and inspire. Which is why videogames have been co-opted by multinational monsters who want to destroy us. They have succeeded beyond their wildest imaginations. And that's why they are fucked beyond all reason.
>>741313489Based
>>741317693>don't like shit? then i guess you like shit
>>741312309i'd put a lot of people in prison for 3-5 years for crimes against culturally important artistic properties
>>741325884i still dont understand why people don't meme indians with nurgle
>>741313489Bitch couldn't even stop the guy from burning his garden.
>>741313270>play game until 2 am >gotta work at 8 >wow that was fucked better get some sleep tonight >repeat but actually sometimes its 4 am
>>741319180the state of the imperium in 40k is not only against the emperor's original plans, it is an abomination to him and causes him immense sufferingthe only reason he hasn't destroyed it is because there's a good chance humanity would just go extinct if the IoM ceased to exist
>>741313794no there aren't >>741319015it's crazy how this would be like flipping the evil switch off entirely. The entire world would heal, likely almost overnight
>>741312309>HEY! Stop playing VIDEO GAMES! I've had enough of your stupid VIDEO GAMES! Aren't you both a little o-o-o-old to be playing VDEIO GAMES!!!
>>741319817yes, he would
>>741321308He's swarthy as fuck 99% of the time. Not street shitter or border hopper brown but brown nontheless.
>>741325982Nurgle is the god of death and decay, but also the life born in that decay. Even the Garden of Nurgle would die with the influx of excrement
>>741326192Every depiction of him seems well in line with how a Sardinian/Mediterranean would/could look. Southern Europeans are Swarthier in general since they have much higher EEF ancestry, so whether one would consider him white is up to whether they consider Southern Europeans white.
>>741315228> We must ban homosexuals because otherwise they will inevitably push wokeism in their games.You already get rid of this problem by forbidden white womans from ever making any games that aren't targeted for girls only, or just ban them from the industry all-together.
>>741312309Declare troons excomunicatus traitoris so anyone has the duty to kill them on sight, if the rest of the industry doesn't fall in line after that i purge them all.
>>741312309No western females, no trans, no jews and not millennial writers. There, a simple patch update.
