I know evie is cute. But her butt should be at least x2 bigger than her head. It's over bros...
>>741332749Also if you say ''niggers ass'' We'll know you're gay.
fuck off sybb
>>741332749Remember when people thought 2B's ass was big? I miss those days.
>>741332749>Evie has equal leg equal torso instead of short torso long legThis game is for petite women. I feel seen.
>>741332749both are good, its the analogy with 2 cakes, stop trying to sow chaos
>>741332749Shiftup caved to the woke mob. Worst gamer betrayal since KCD2.
>>741332749Yes, but she's still sexy.
>>741332749that thing at middle reminds me of a duck
>>741332937It looks pretty big to me
>>741332749Cute small butts are also nice.
>>741333127>>741333070>>741332937
>>741333237Get that ghetto monkey ass outta my face
>>741332937I miss them too
I like flat women, flat chest and flat ass. They're cuter than those monkeys with huge asses and tits.
>>741333478>ass starts rising rapidly shortly after Obama is electedI fucking knew it.
>>741333547Monkeys look like this?
>>741332749Evie is a kid so she wouldn't have much in terms of ass or breasts
if it's a downgrade why is it causing more seething than ever among troons and roasties?
>>741333315There's no escape.
>>741333478Red will replace blue btw. Maybe firsties are dying out because they want have sex with breasts.
>>741333610Disgusting pig.
>>741333547based and same
>>741332749Isn't that a modded Eve? What's the point of this thread
>>741332749Why are you using an imagine of a mod for Eve?
>entire discussion ignores how Eve has the best cans, too
>>741333714That's not even the same size. This one is nice.
>>741333829The same point as every other time this thread is made.>>741333862Breasts don't manufacture outrage from the /v/irgins obsessed with black people.
>>741333075sex
Reminder that Eve's outfits are modeled slightly differently, and therefore her proportions vary. Evie will likely be the same.
>African American culture is so deep rooted within Timmy's head that when they see big ass all they think is about niggersI actually feel sorry for (You)
>>741332749kek what a brapmoggingwhat a missed opportunity to create the world's first PAAG hebe
>>741332937Most people that show Eve is from the thick mods, it's literally all mods, vanilla Eve has pretty much the same butt as 2B.
>>741332749Evie is a womanlet. No thanks. All 6 million Evie husbands can enjoy her without me.
/v/ tards don't like big juicy butts or big juicy breasts because they have tiny penises!Kek!Bigger is better!>>741334012Yeah, I wondering why they keep mentioning black people when they talk about big butts!
>>741332749Firm, shapely ass > Flabby fat ass
>>741332937Millennials have mild taste. Zoomchads love big butts and big tits.
>>741334161Yeah but shapely fat ass sounds better than both.
>>741332749This is what Eve's ass actually looks like. The tranny who made OP's image is once again trying to troll and start shit for his own amusement.
>>741332749Isn't that Eve pose her walking animation?
Damn that bitch has scoliosis
>>741333714camera should've flown into her ass at the end
>>741334093Actually I think the main reason they went petite Evie is because people kept giving Eve this insane nigger proportions and people got genuinely distorted and started believing the thick giant ass version was vanilla. People don't even remember what Eve actually looks like.
>>741334262Lordosis is based.
English teacher living in Japan here.Man, the girls here are so fucking easy, the other day I went on a date with a Jap girl and she took it raw on the first date. I was feeling spicy, so I stuck my tongue up her ass to.She begged to see me again this weekend. lmaoIs Stellar Blade good btw? I liked Automata but it was a bit short.
>>741333862we don't like big boobs
>>741333862I love her breasts.
>>741332749I really do not like huge asses
>>741334105They're clearly projecting some type of insecurity.
>niggerass pajeet makes the same falseflag thread again>samefag replies as usual>fucking retarded people still fall for an obvious modded screenshot
>>741334342>lying on the internet!>in the year 2026!Wow, and apparently, I had sex with Angela White!>>741334563I see!
>>741332749why can't zoomer in2 pretty?
>>741334529Why not?
>>741334317the thing is that eve has like 3 different body models that randomly change between outfits. With her dlc outfits it gets even wilder.
>>741334342Now that japan is the new sex tourist capital of the world no one gives a fuck retard, even the ugliest motherfucker tourist can fuck japanese women there by just going to their brothels, you are a loser thinking you are special.
>>741332937It looks big from behind. Like a butt illusion buttlusion
>>741334730>is the new sex tourist capital of the worldIsn't that Thailand?
>>741334663Dont know, always been a tits guy. I like skinny girls with decently sized tits.
>>741334760Thailand is the femboy capital of the world
>>741334848Japan is for Cis womenThailand & USA is for femboysBrazil & Colombia is for trans women
>>741334760not anymore, japan already overtook thailand last year on tourism.>>741334848Now this is true
the entire bonkyubon figure is necessary.Ass vs Tits is a poorly-disguised gaslight by flatfags.Don't listen to them, straightGODS
>>741332749you should be honest and not use modded images for your bait threadbecause you do know there will be mods for the new Stellar Blade as well right?
>>741334821I can enjoy some huge tits but it always looked weird to me if they are wider than the girls hips
>>741334567This your first day on 4chan?
>>741334891>trapping local womenTrapping them how, exactly?
>>741334526Armpit sexo.
>>741334526Is this a mod or do they have that much jiggle in vanilla? Important question.
>>741335238In-game. They even adjusted it so that the breasts move independently of each other after it launched.
>>741335238vanilla
>>741332937Hell, remember when people thought pic had a good booty?
women are eviemaxxing
>ITS PEDO SHIT, failed miserably and nobody cares anymore>Now its "HAHA SHES NOT AS THICK, ITS WOKE"God I fucking hate you people.
>>741332825>We'll>weScared to post for yourself little bitch coward?>''niggers ass'It is and you're a shitskin or even worse a fucking wigger.Now KYS retard.
>>741332749The fact that nobody here can even tell that's a mod means they just gooned to Eve online and didnt even play her game
>>741335171Its not their fault they decide to go to the easy route and prostitute themselves for easy money ok?
>>741335460Most people here take OP pics at face value in the first place. It's extremely easy to bait retards here without providing facts which is why bait threads get made every time.
>>741335440We will create whatever narrative is necessary to shitpost.
>>741334730Unlike you and all the other losers, I don't need to pay for sex.
>>741332749I have spilled gallons to 2b's and Eve's giant fat asses, however Evie is still a cutie patootie and pretty, which is all that matters. She is a beautiful sexualized woman and thats a good thing.
>>741332749I was always that guy who like 1. the face, and 2. not fat as first criteria while the boobs and ass is secondary.2b and Evie are perfect for me.
>>741332749>I know evie is cute. But her butt should be at least x2 bigger than her head. It's over bros...
>>741332749Eve costumes change her bodyEvie might be the sameWorst case scenario mod will fix it
>>741335795Based facechad. This is why tits are superior though, since you can see them and the face at the same time. With ass all you get is ass.
>>741332749>>741332923 >>741332937Yeah I knew something was up, are these literal copy-paste bot threads? What even is this dead internet theory shit?
>>741334342It's just Korean Nier Automata. And stop lying in the internet.
>>741335891>Thread gets a lot of replies>Uncreative anon remakes the same thread hoping to get some (you)s for himselfIt's not exactly complicated. They aren't bots, just golems.
>>741335717No one cares retard, out of all the countries you could have chosen to boast about having sex, you had to choose the easiest one of all to have sex with the native women and act like you accomplished something difficult, when even literal ugly third worlders traveling there can get their dick wet now that their economy is on the shitterWeebs are something else, man.
>>741335796>her butt should be at least x2 bigger than her headTrue
I loved this game. Look forward to the sequel now.
>>741332937It's really not a big deal if it's big or not.
>>741334230Agreed
>>741332825I don't care if you like tits and ass, Eve's design was just so boring. She looks like the amalgamation of every Korean that gets the same plastic surgery package.
no self-respecting white man likes landwhales
>>741335171um its like not their choice to move their hips chud
>>741332749THAT'S A MOD.
>>741332937People were more infatuated by the shape than the size. Women in these Japanese sloppa are typically given goblin bodies. FFS the men have bigger asses than they usually do
>>741332749>playing action games with female mc>playing as slutty whorestranny behavior
>>741334585>Angela WhitePure sex
>>741335171HER BODY HER CHOICE unless its sex then all men are rapists
>>741337436Is Eve a landwhale?
>>741339278the one you just posted most definitely is. absolutely disgusting.
>>741339410Why disgusting?
>>741333714this ones better because the hips thighs and ass are all proportioned correctlythe thigger shit that you see getting posted lacks aesthetically pleasing dimensions and measurements and thus looks disgusting to a civilized mind
I know the appeal of the game isn't exactly the story or gameplay elements, but what is the plot of Stellar Blade anyways? And what room does the story end on for a sequel?
>>741332749I like Evie.
>>741340615>why nobody talk about gameplay?!Christ, you're fucking annoying.
>>741340615Story of stellar blade 1 is that you're part of an android task force called the 7th airborn squad, and also called angels by civilians because you descend from the heavens via orbital drop pods. You fight against alien monsters called naytiba. Anyway, later on you discover that the naytiba were actually what remains of the original humans and everyone else are just androids who think they're human. Final boss is the dude who helped you in the beginning who is actually the scientist who bioengineered the naytiba and is the last true human alive. The main endings include you killing him and mankind for good and you return to the space colony, and the other is you fuse with him to become an android/naytiba hybrid which is supposed to herald a new beginning for mankind. However this puts you against your creator, Mother Sphere, an AI who is responsible for the destruction of the planet and influencing mankind's extinction by forcing them to become naytiba as they were losing a war against Mother Sphere's androids.Stellar Blade Blood Rain is still ambiguous on what ending it will follow but it seems intentional since it seems to take place many years after the game, probably centuries even, and it doesn't even take place in the planet anymore but on a space colony.
>>741335393That was when people were more whiter
>>741332937>I miss those dayssame
>>741332749Evie is much cuter than the other two put together, that's the most important upgrade.
>>741333714Fake. I know because I have nude mods and I can clearly see her vagina
>>741332749That just looks stupid.
>>741333075kys
>People calling it goty already>Sloppa out the wazoo>constant threads>Game isn't out>One (1) trailer with minimal gameplaySeems a bit forced?
>>741343842>Minimal gameplay75% of the trailer was all just combat. Also stellar blade is a /v/ staple at this point so it getting a sequel is of course getting a lot of threads. Also it helps that E/v/ie is actually /v/coded when it comes to character design
>>741343936What is there to even talk about in the threads?Or is it just collective gooning and fantasizing about what the game could be
>>741332749evie is realistic, most of these hot bitches on the internet have the same body
>>741343972The latter since we barely know anything about it yet. The same goes for any game that gets a sequel announcement.
>>741343842>Seems a bit forced?People just love Evie
>>741343972even worse. these threads are just sloppa + drooling over said sloppa + a place for failed normalfags to post their ryan gosling collection while crying how much they want to be a slave to foids. there is barely any game discussion.
>>741332749All made for blond boys holy fuck!
>>741332749It's tapping into a different but similar market. I can tell because Evie appeals to me more than Eve and I might actually buy the game because of it.
Funny how SB characters look "white" from the front but side shows they are ugly chinks
>>741332749Why did they make Evie A CHILD
>>741332749dogs shotas horses
>>741344540/thread
>>741344540this but balding old men
>>741344292I appreciate the variety. If gooners want a thick bimbo, sb1 is still there. sb2 is for hebechads.
Game so garbage, shit combat, unresponsive controls, dumb story, the only thing you ever see talked or posted about it is the character model.
>>741344820filtered
>>741344820Not even out jeet but go off larp larp sahur bruh
>>741333478>had to look for another pornhub map since people were calling out the one with India as bluekek
I like both. Variety is king.
The proportions are literally all over the place, she should've had at least 2.5x the boob size for that much ass.Plus, she literally has her spine fucking broken, since that posture is an illness not something women naturally have.
>>741332749No it shouldn't, her figure is perfect, stop projecting your retarded tastes
>>741332749It's autocensorship>wokes gave shit to SB because Eves too hot>sequel tones down MC sex appeal>wokes call you pedos anywaysServes them right for being such pussies
>>741332825Assfags are closeted gays
>>741334093That looks good. The one giving her a disgusting nigger ass are africanized faggots
>>7413327492B would get itEve (actual, not fake modded shit like OP) would get itEvie would get itOP is a fagSimple as
>>741332749This is like 3xbait in one image. First off, 2B doesn't look like that, secondly that's a Stellarblade mod so Eve certainly doesn't look like that and thirdly on the right it's an AI picture of what the AI thinks Evie looks like, because if you pay attention to the trailer, her proportions are bigger.Who makes these threads? because it's not NierA fans, it's not Stellarblade fans and it's not StellarBlade2 enthusiasts either.
>>741334585i want her to play with my foreskin
>>741334105Shitskin tranny.
>>741332749That middle pic is from a mod, retard. Her proportions aren't that thicc in the game.
>>741334730>Now that japan is the new sex tourist capital of the world>new
Spinal deformities are not attractive
>>741332749>Female, female premium, femboy (male)
>>741348506Ever heard of heels
>>741332749>duck posture*quack!*
>>741332937It looks amazing in game but you have to have played it to know.
>>741332749It's an upgrade. I actually really like Stellar Blade and think it's kino, but it was never sooner bait for me. Eve has the bottom half of a horse, her thighs and ass are comically large. I always assumed they made her look like that to get the attention of billions of brown retards, and it worked. Eve's top half is S-tier though.
this is as feminist and gay as breast reduction
>>741335441you're a jeet lol
>>741332749>CTRL+F "spine">only 1 resultThis is the thing that bothered me the most, the proportions were fine, but the broken spine really took me out of it, it's great that they're fixing it in the sequel.
>actual attractive asian body and not a western surgery botox grotesque thing
>>741351228cuck
>>741350778>that face>S-tierneah. She's pretty in a bland, generic sort of way. Evie is S-tier. 2B is A tier. Eve is B tier.
>>741351363good taste
>>741350778I largely agree with you. I really enjoyed Stellar Blade, and I don't think Eve is unattractive by any means, but her proportions and face always seemed a little odd in some ways (though her proportions vary somewhat by outfit, and aren't as ridiculous as the OP pic suggests.) I expected to be a bit disappointed if Eve didn't return as the protagonist, but Evie is better looking, and it sounds like they're trying to make her more of an expressive and interesting character.
>>741332749holy shit eve is stacked.... I should buy her game. i hope eevie gets a mod with a bigger ass. how is a tomboy not going to have a fat toned ass? makes zero fucking sense
>>741332749For the first time in a while I'm gonna think with my dick and say that Stellar Blade is the better game of the three.HOLY FUCK THAT ASS
Chinese women are adopting the BBL trend to appeal to men. This is the only positing thing the west ever did.
>>741333237Get that ghetto monkey ass around my face
>>741333237Put this ghetto shaker and her brap hole right in my face
>built for ons>built for breeding >built for marriage
>>741333547You mean a body of a young boy?
>>741332749isn't middle modded?
>>741333478>most powerful country in the world likes assand that's bad because...?
>>741333478Now try the results again, but remove the "big" part.
>>741333862/v/ is filled with gay pedophiles
>>741332749Evie is perfect just the way she is
>>741352160heavily
>>741352369so the whole thread is just bait?
>>741333075>>741333237>>741336305>>741336957>>741343936Why did you post this? Do you want other men wacking off to what you sent? That's kind of weird, isn't it?
>>741352326Jeez
>>741332937>Remember when people thought 2B's ass was big? I miss those days.this was people lying with mods and fan art
>>741332749modded>>741333237modded>>741333714modded
>>741352578So the real game is woke by having a smaller ass? I guess you can always count of mods to fix a bad game.
>>741332749do Evetrannies really?
>>741352412Honestly I wouldn't mind if Evie had just a slightly bigger and more defined ass but this is too much
>>741332749too bad that Shit Up went "woke" for the sequel
i'm glad the giant nigger ass psyop is wearing off
>>741352404Always has been. That image is old bait. I'm surprised no one made a correct version yet.
>>741332749kill yourself
>>741352664Apparently this is what woke games look like in 2026.
>>741352664>So the real game is woke by having a smaller ass?nah, the game has some crazy outfits even without mods
>>741353092
>>741332749Eve's ass is grotesque in that pic
>>741352404Since the very first post. I don't know why no one figures out instantly. Then again, Bai threads are the most successful in /v/
