Balding millennials only identify with cloud because he is autistic and a social loser like themselvesTidus is a chad compared to the balding millennial
>Nah me and Tifa don't talk anymore
>>741336040there's mako on his shirt, mom's materia
>>741336040I like Cloud because his sarcastic quips are actually kind of witty
>>741336040Bring bald isn’t so bad but balding was rough. Hopefully your moms side men have hair anon
When are we going to see the return of the 2000's wigger protagonist?
>>741336040>cloud if he was raised in Corel
>>741336040This was my face when I first played the (original) Final Fantasy VII.
That's an awfully HAWT openworld SLAWP
>>741336040I have the same haircut except my hairline is significantly further back.I'm a millenial
>>741336040THATS AN AWFULLY HOT LIFE-FORCE POT
>>741336040YOU GOT BUNSI GOT ASS-BURGERS
>>741336040Slim Shady = Cloud ????
>>741336040JUST FINISHED ALL MY LAWSUITSFUCK YOU TIIIIFFAAAA
>>741338125kek
>>741336040Zoomie got a scare looking at his hairbrush this morning, lmao
>>741336040Will the real ex-SOLDIER please stand up?
>>741336040OKAY IM DONEI ALREADY CAME TWICE
>>741336040Cloud being a basket case doesn't preclude him from being a chadLiterally every single female in the party wants him, and he's a ripped soldier
>>741340096Now, see that Moogle? Grab that tube.
>>741336040NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME
I identify with Tifa because I look exactly like her.
If you identify with a generation, any of them, you are a complete and total fucking faggot who sucks Jew cock.
>>741340294Proof?
>>741340294lol
>Cloud: 'I've got lines ready' if Sephiroth ever responds
>>741340553Its never really explained in the remakes how Sephiroth controls clouds mind, he just seems to be able to fuck with him whenever he feels like it.
>>741336040looks like prime bleached eminemalso that's not bald, bald=/=short hair, his hairline isn't recessed
>>741336040Fuckin Slim Shady lookin ahh
>>741336040He looks like Eminem
>>741336040>balding millennialAre any millennials actually balding? All the millennials I know have full hairlines.
>>741340249>NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME>SO AVALANCHE JUST FOLLOW ME>CAUSE WE NEED TO PLANT A BOMB IN REACTOR THREE>AND IT FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME
>>741341841Yeah. Its not bad but its to the point that I shaved it rather than look like I had a choppy hairline
funny fucking thread man
>>741336040
>>741336040I just want to fuck Cloud
>>741342134Yeah pretty much
>>741341995kek
>>741336040Just gave me a good idea for /v/ the musical. Thanks
>>741336040The bald hair actually makes him look like a man instead of a fuckable fruit cup>>741342404Case in point
>>741336040> looks like a young Jackno wonder Barret respected his power
>>741336040Yeah I never got Cloud, Tidus and Squall however I fw heavy. They both feel like there's intelligence and thoughtfulness beneath their respective exteriors
>>741337158This was my face playing any story heavy rpg as a kid It's the face of not having to be on the lookout for weird shit being shoehorned into the game, and being young enough that the underage character in a bikini is older than you can we please go back to the old captcha this is such cancer
>>741337859>>741337907>>741338125heroes of /v/
I started to like Cloud way more in the remakes when I stopped viewing him through the lens that Square wants you to (cool silent type that every chick wants) and take him at face value for being a fucking weirdo who seems on the spectrum.
>>741348293The random anime dub noises make everyone seem like they're on the spectrum
>>741336040I DONE TOUCHED ON EVERYTHING BUT AERITH'S TOES
I think you mean balding zoomer op, you faggots were losing it in your teens.
>>741348323I can't tolerate it, even in jap dub. It's like watching a movie and there's a sign language interpreter in the bottom left signing because japanese are so socially retarded they need this code to tell them what each instant of social interaction means beyond any doubt
>>741336040i like cloud because of the insane amount of sissy porn he has
>>741341885>NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME>SO BARRETT JUST FOLLOW ME>CAUSE WE NEED TO BOMB REACTOR THREE>THEN YOU GOTTA GIVE MY GIL TO ME
>>741340830he has jenova cells in him thanks to hojo's experiments
>>741336040>identify withbrainlet meme
>>741336167What rhymes with materia?
>>741336040my name is
what exactly happened to get this poster so angry he feels the need to post threads whining about millennials every hour of every day?
>>741349229Why are you here so often that you can even notice such a thing?
>>741349257>why do you scroll the catalog of a website you likeretard
>>741349124diarrhea
>>741336040Why are you afraid of autism?Cloud isn't autistic and doesn't display any of he tells, yet you use it as a derogatory term for things you don't like
>>741349578OP is just angry because millennials had better games to play than him
>>741336040I hate this retarded meme.
>>741348293Dude he's a mass murdering schizophrenic
>>741348406What causes such problems?
Maybe one day you'll meet the real 'Slim Shady'
