ITT: Vidya characters who suffer the worst fate
>>741337979>expired kolbasa
T.T
>>741337979>Call of Minoxidil
why are zoomers so obsessed with balding
>>741338769misery loves company
>>741338674what would you do in this situation?inb4 scream
>>741337979How do I avoid this?
>>741338769I like making fun of bald people
>>741337979obviously he entered the zone to find the artifact to fix his hairline
>>741341708it will be your turn next.t. was like you 10 years ago
>>741342054Pretty sure it wont happenI have full set of hairMy dad is not baldingNeither of my late grandfathers are baldingNone of my uncles and cousins are baldingThe chance of me going bald is probably lower than winning a lottery
>>741342459>I have full set of hair>My dad is not balding>Neither of my late grandfathers are balding>None of my uncles and cousins are baldingsame. still lost a few inches a couple of years ago
>>741337979>>741338769you will feel the pain soon brothers
There's nothing wrong with balding unless you are a faggot who cares about what women think.
>>741337979Isn't he the guy from the movie who has a wife and a daughter with super powers? If yes, he's doing way better than me with a full head of hair.
>>741344712this is vidya board unc
>>741337979What would happen if Strelok asked the Wish-Granter for a better hairline?
>>741348857The wish granter would come up with some bullshit to trick him as usualI don't know if you noticed but we would rather colonize the moon and create an artificial hyperintelligence rather than solve basics things like baldness and low height in humans, it's like some unwritten rule, the elites just decided one day that no matter what you should never allow baldies and manlets to hide themselves to reduce the propagation of their genes (which is genocide by the way)
>>741348857>gets turned into a bloodsucker
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