How the fuck were you supposed to know?: the game
>>741338224HEY!
Maybe try talking to the NPCs, they give hints everywhere. Literally, all of them give some kind of hint for something. They're not there for filler.
Zoomzoom
>>741338224buy the official guide
>>741338338this, this game is built like a dragon quest game,. you need to talk to npc to know where to go
>>741338224you werent though,
>>741338338Even still, the hints are super vague and obtuse
>>741338224>>741338630The fuck is wrong with you two retards?I beat this game at age5.What in the unholy Hell is filtering your ass?
>>741338224wha? it's extremely straightforward so I assume this is bait
i'll be honest, chat: i got stuck in the deku tree and didn't beat the game until i was like 27.
>>741338826zoomers are surprisingly retarded
I think as one of the first 3d games with a large world, the genuinely wanted you to just explore.Deku Tree is a given, then Impa literally tells you to meet the gorons and shows you where Death Mountain is.After that it I think you "only" have Navi and hat glowing map point. Exception being the Forest Temple I guess.For side content it is really is about talking with characters and the wisdom stones. Or your friends, I didn't find the Biggoron Sword quest, a friend told me about it in recess.
>>741338224>best review game of all time>only 22 reviewsbiggest psyop in video games
>>741338224fucking zoomers man I swearmaybe if they had yellow paint everywhere they wouldn't get lost
by not being a child and buying the pretty strategy guide
>>741338790you know those reports that say that kids these days can't read or do basic math?yeah
>>741338790>I beat this game at age5.Doubt. So doubted. Dirty lying jew.
>>741338224Not even close OP.
>>741338224This may sound shocking, but people used to use their brains.
HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW TO PUSH THE GRAVE
I WENT TO GRAVEYARD SPENT 30 MINUTES KILLING GHOSTS LOOKING AT GHOSTS BOMBING TOMBS RE ENTERING AND RE EXITING PLAYING SONGS CAPTURING GHOSTS STUPID FUCKING GAME MAN
>>741338630>>741338224I thought they were too obvious when i played back when i was 10 years old. the game literally highlights the word that relates to the key to progressing the story.
>>741339909yeah there are a few parts in the game that might feel like that because yo uare expected to actually "play" around in a new area trying new things until you stumble on the thing that progresses the story.
>>741338790Nah youre like the benjamin button of IQ
>>741339909You use a walkthrough like everyone else.
>>741339056He might be lying but I beat it when I was 10. Granted I watched my dad beat it when I was ~5 and he had a strategy guide.
>>741339403>get key>go to doorshut the fuck up retard
>>741338535that's just bad game design
>>741341176Elaborate.
>>741338224The problem isn't that a game needs to hold the players hand and lead them by the nose, but that Oot is 30 years old and so revoltingly ugly and uninteresting that nobody is going to give it the time of day when they could play literally ANYTHING ELSE, and no matter how much you swear up and down it's the greatest game ever made, it changes NOTHING about the fact EVERYONE has played a game they loved more than Ocarina of Time. Three decades, you can't even count that high to name the games that succeeded Oot, you'd become bored, of how many better games, have released since 1998. so even if OP is joking, the fact remains that Oot is just that out of date.
>>741339056He's not lying. I beat it when I was 10.
>>741338338>just stop adventuring and talk to NPCsthat's boring, no one wants that. shit game design
>>741338338Being ESL and playing this game as a child was absolutely torture.
>>741338338Reminds me a couple years ago when someone was stuck in Zora's Domain and made a thread to complain about having no idea where to gothen he just wasn't talking to the NPCs who pretty much spell out to check out the Lake Hylia stuff for the message in a bottle, while complaining that it's so stupid that you'd have to ask anyone for hints on how to progressyou've got Navi, Saria, and people in the game world who either talk lore or hints, if a child me with genuine autism can make it through the game back in 1998, your dumb ass should be able to
>>741338224Talk to NPC's and read the text. That's how.
>>741338790I'll never understand how people can be this braindead. "HURR DURR ME NO LIKE READING! ME WANT MASH BUTTON AND WIN HURR DURR!"Like, holy shit. I beat this game at like 8, and I was NOT a bright child.
>>741338982Dude, they get lost WITH it.
I beat this game when I was 7 and I was molested
Twenty-three is number one!
I'll admit I got stuck when I was little but this game is such ludokino and still fun to replay today. I HATE quest arrow on screen and quest log telling you what to do like in nu games made for dogs
>>741338630Some of the hints may be vague but you're the one who's obtuse.
>>741343867This reminds me of that one FF6 thread. I actually think I have the screenshot here.
>>741343867>you have to stop playing the actual game and just go around talking to a bunch of boring npcs who are irrelevant to the storynobody does that
>>741344161Storytime?
>>741338224I think the only thing I had to check walk throughs was when I got stuck not knowing you could push the graves. Majora's Mask in the other hand..
>>741344527Dude. Tael tells you the EXACT direction of each destination. The required NPCs aren't hidden in the slightest. Koume is the boat guide. Her boss TELLS you that. Her sister tells you where she is, and the monkey leads you directly to her.Mikau is floating half dead in the fucking water surrounded by seagulls.Darmani is the most blatantly OBVIOUS shadow in the game, and Captain Keeta is....well...Captain Keeta.You literally can't miss him.
>>741338338I replayed it last year and got stuck because I had no idea where to get the fire spell and had to look it up. It's so late in the game too there's nothing suggesting you have to go back to meet Zelda as child Link to progress. I can also see getting into JabuJabu a problem, the game tells you that you need a fish but so far progression happened using dedicated items so using your bottle is some thinking outside the box kind of puzzle
>>741338224The rare puzzle you couldn't solve immediately had hints from Navi.
>>741339056I literally beat this game in kindergarten. My mom got filtered by the water temple and I finished the rest of it after that
>>741344770 Darunia tells you to go visit the great fairy. SHE tells you to visit her sister "on the castle grounds" You just didn't read. That's your own damn fault.
>>741338224What's the hard part to know on this game? I can't remember ever using a guide or getting stuck at any point.
>>741344828Also You NEVER have to go back and meet zelda as a child to get Din's Fire. What the fuck are you smoking?
>>741344847Literacy, apparently.
>>741344740There are a lot of side quests though, and you miss a lot of content if you don't do them.
>>741344112>HURR DURR ME NO LIKE READING! ME WANT MASH BUTTON AND WIN HURR DURR!gatcha is literally this and it shows
>>741338224They didn't have yellow paint back then, you had to use your head figuring out what to do.
>>741344930You never miss ANYTHING. JUST FUCKING TALK TO PEOPLE. THE GAME LITERALLY KEEPS TRACK OF IT FOR YOU. YOU CAN LITERALLY RESET TIME.Holy CRAP dude, you cannot be this pathetic.
>>741338224Supposed to know what? That OoT is the GOAT? I knew when I started it.But if you got lost in OoT of all things, you would never, ever beat LttP, let alone the original Zelda. Just quit.
>>741344283That thread is timeless, but those are the mouthbreathers we share a board with. And unfortunately you never know if someone's criticism is legit or if they went pants on head retard along the way.
>>741345250This...and I got stuck in Dark Palace iirc. Neither me nor my dad could figure out that you had to shoot the armos statue in the eye to extend the hallway lol.
>>741338224The jabu jabu fish in a bottle and waking up talon with a cuccoo event puzzles are genuinely bad game design
>>741345142Kafei's quest is kind of wild without a guide, aligning several independent pieces on a timer
>>741345292Only time I got stuck in alttp was i the turtle temple in the room at the start with the 2 chain chomps where you had to push a random block out of the 10 or so the room has. I was like 6 and apparently better at games than half the idiots on this board
>>741338790Why does every complaint about a Nintendo game being complete backwards bullshit that mandates a guide or some other external source of information have this one nigger saying they beat it at 3 years old, you did not you dumb fat nigger faggot ape
>>741338790Zoomers & to a greater extent gen alpha>REEEEEE!! I have to READ?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>741345378>65 IQ anon gets mogged by preschool childrenevery. single. zelda. thread.
>>74133822410 year olds beat that game without guides.
>>741345306IT'S CALLED TALKING TO PEOPLE. YOU GET A GUIDE IN GAME. IT'S CALLED THE BOMBER'S NOTEBOOK. IT EVEN HAS TIMESTAMPS.
>>741345378entire generations beat those games that stumped you, without any guides
>>741345293Several Zoras tell you that feeding Jabu Jabu fish is an honor. You KNOW Ruto is in his guts. Put 2 and 2 together.Also waking Talon with a Cucco is obvious as shit. He's the ONLY sleeping guy in the game, and it's explicitly mentioned that Cojiro loves waking people up. Also you woke him up with the cucco once prior to that. It's insanely obvious.
>>741339056Good god man, this game is relatively easy. You may not believe it but we weren't so dopamine fried that we could actually sit with the same single player game for weeks without needing more stimulation and could actually concentrate long enough to figure things out on pur own. Now people throw up their hands and claim bad game design if yellow paint isn't pointing them to an exit. If you need help staying focused put subway surfers on your phone and have your mom put Bluey on the TV or something, I promise you can do it
>>741345306This was on my mind. It's also one of the best side quests in gaming history.
>>741344032there isn't a single in-game hint that tells you the tombstones are pushableunless you happen to hug one and notice the context-sensitive GRAB in the UI which is easy to missyou already entered a different grave earlier on and you did so by playing a songso logical assumption is you need to once again play a songwrongwhat the game teaches you is wrongso it's something elseif you have the skulltula secret detector, in the village you will find out that bomb can dig a hole to reveal secrets undergroundso bombs can dig in certain situationlogical assumption is a bomb could be used to dig the gravewrong againyou are also told that the ghost figure is seen directly going into a graveso next logical assumption is that you have to observe ghosts and their movementswrong again, the ghosts there are just randomat this point the next logical assumption is this game is full of arbitrary dogshit design so who the fuck knows what to do next, perhaps there's a merchant somewhere selling a shovel so a logical mind would spend the next hour revisiting every single other place in the whole game, because why the fuck wouldn't this make sense per this game's stupid arbitrary bullshit rulesbut that of course would be wrong againit's the worst kind of """puzzle""" design, all my assumptions are logical and based on what the game communicates previously yet are wrong meanwhile the solution is just vague, easy to miss and completely arbitrary>b-but i beat it when i was 2 yo
context sensitivity in this game is so dogshit it's crazy to me when i see people praise it as a positive innovation
>>741342690Games should have yellow paint and map markers telling me where to go.
>>741345683Dude. At least one NPC mentions the graves. You're full of shit.The bombs are BOMBS. They aren't digging, they're knocking dirt loose. That's why the HAMMER and the Song Of Storms can do the same thing in certain situations.You CANNOT be serious, There is no way you're actually this fucking stupid.
>>741345683>literally millions of people did this>I can't figure it out>IT'S THE GAME'S FAULToof
>>741345784These retards almost make DarksydePhil look intelligent.
>>741345764no games need to make logical sense, follow up on what they previously teach you and not use arbitrary moon logic>>741345780>>741345784you all used guides or took 6 months to finish the game
>>741338957Seething NuTendie.
>>741345683>go into the only house in the gy>use the only interactable in the house>it tells you to come to his grave>there is disturbed dirt behind the graves, indicating that the tombstone was recently movedliteral children are able to figure this out. literal. children. the fuckers that eat their own snot and can't wipe their own ass properly. you are more srupid than them
>>741338630>Even still, the hints are super vague and obtuseTell us what part is too vague so I can explain why you're a faggot.
>>741345825it's pretty grim>>741345832>you all used guides or took 6 months to finish the gamenope, got it that christmas and beat it before new year's, try again
I'm so tired of ironic OPs and ragebait conversationsjust fucking say you want to talk about OOT instead of baiting people into calling you a retard
>>741344770There's like 3 NPCs that tell you to investigate. Also the early game is filled with little "huh there's clearly something here but I can't access it yet, I'll come back when I have a new tool" and then literally 30 minutes later you get a new mcguffin that blows up obstacles. If your too retarded to keep a mental checklist without a bunch of flashing beacons telling you where to go that's on you.>>741345293Malon literally tells you what to do, the lay out is even designed so they you'll go through a full day cycle and hatch the egg by the time you get to talon. You can also buy fish in Hyrule market if you're too stupid to figure out you can catch them in the pond. How is this so hard for you fags to figure out? Thousands of us did this shit under 10 years of age, and we still hate shit like Navi for being too handholdy.
>>741345858>wipe their own ass properly.bastard bloody madarchod india is best culture in whole world we are all ceo bastard we can wipe ass but we use WATER because it is clean benchod
>>741345683>No one tells you that the big stone blocks are pushable in the big-stone-block-pushing-game>It's easy to miss the UI prompts that flash on the screenThey're going to make the 'Focus, L' meme real, aren't they?
>>741338224when I got this game I literally just played it every day and if I was stuck i'd just keep playing anyway because that was all the entertainment I had and mind you as a kid at no point did a thought of unfairness ever cross my mind
>>741338224You're bad at videogames and probably brown
i think i hate this thread, its convincing me that the shitty yellow paint and eurotards crack down on internet is valid less they hurt themselves.
>>741345832Nope. I played with my dad. He did the parts that I was too much of a coward to do(spiders and hyrule field) while I did most of the sidequest shit and took notes. I remember failing the Biggorn Sword quest several times, taking notes each time and reading them off to my dad, getting progressively closer to success each time.I actually might still have the notebook lol.Yeah, it might've been an unfair advantage, but it wasn't a guide.
>>741345886I mean...I took like 8 months. But that's because I would only play it with my dad every other weekend. It was kind of our thing. We played through together multiple times, trying new shit and taking turns.
>>741338224If you think Ocarina of Time was bad, try to play Link's Awakening some time. Now that game was a giant piece of shit.
>>741346123>the boomering trading sequence
>>741345964can't wait for the remake to be exactly that, thanks to brainlets like OP
>>741345858you're all full of shit, i'm certified high iq mensa-tier and god gamer not some adhd dsp retardall my assumptions and everything i tried made perfect logical sensei stood right there on the patch of dirt and even tried bombing it etc i tried so many thingsbut no the grab prompt didn't appear because i wasn't close enough to the perfect pixelthe actual solution is retardedyou just need to hug it because the context sensititve retard shit only appears if you're on the one correct pixelyou have to be retarded to solve a retarded puzzle maybe that's why you all enjoy that dogshit>>741345964more dishonest bullshit since it's not a fucking block and there's plenty of other shit you arbitrarily cannot push or grab in this game kill yourselfthere's zero consistency to anything in this garbagein what fucking world except in the mentally ill mind of retarded nintendo designer is pushing a tombstone more logical than digging a holei'm 1000% in the right and no one itt can refute my perfect argument
>>741345939>yellow paint>diarrhea in the streetit all makes sense now
>>741345378...you do realize that most of these games were developed in the 90s, when the gaming demographics were significantly younger. They were literally designed to be beaten by 5 year olds in a weekend. The difference between now and then is they understand that you can only retard proof something so much before it stops even being a game.
>>741346170why do you like being called stupid so much, what entertains you about it? is it that you think you make people upset at you or what
>>741346185I don't know, Nintendo franchises still have some trouble with that. I literally never thought Pokemon needed more of a tutorial than Gen 1 but by god they proved me wronger than I could've imagined
>>741346213if i was making this about some forgotten dogshit sierra game with the same retarded logic you'd agree with me but because it's some holy relic of nostalgia you refuse to admit its objectively trash design that has nothing to do with intelligence
>>741346318>millions and millions of children figure it out>anon does notno, the children are wrong
>>741338224by playing.
>>741346318sierra games did have straight up bullshit that was enormously obtuse to figure out and it's not even closeI know because I played them growing up just like I did OOTso no I wouldn't, anyone that played sierra games completely agrees they're full of bullshit you have no way of really figuring out until it happens to you, they are very much trial and error and the worst of it funded tip hotlinesmost people also traded tips and hints about them toovery few people beat the whole sierra catalogue with no form of outside help because it's actually fucking insanity when you get to second KQ game, nevermind the third, nevermind the fucking 6th
>>741338224name 5 things that are hard to figure out in oot.
>>741346170Someone LITERALLY tells you that Dampe hates it when people fuck with the grave stones. Those are very clearly DRAG MARKS. Even my dumbass 8 year old self could figure that out.Also, that's forced 60+fps, so that just kind of proves our point. You're fucking brainrotted.Dirty fucking FPS whores...
>>741345561 is an absolute retard>>741345306The quest deliberately throws absurd misinfo at you to throw you off from properly figuring it out naturally. For example, it would be natural to at some point suspect that giving a letter to the postman might be what he needs to solve his problems, however, every other time in the game when you're expected to give an item to an NPC, the item prompt pops up during dialog with them, so the game normally makes it clear whether or not an NPC is willing to accept an item which is a horrible design choice compared to OoT, where you're never completely sure if an NPC will make a trade, which is much more interesting because it means any NPC might be tradable and you can't rule this out.The postman is the SOLE exception, where his prompt will ONLY show up if you ALREADY have the item on your person, which NO OTHER NPC in the game does. This is absurd misdirection, as you have to go through the whole quest again just to see if it's possible to give him the letter, which he gives every indication he won't receive beforehand.MM has trash quest design compared to OoT
>>741346318Yes anon, because one thing was a digital toy made for children, and the other is a series of brain teasers made by autistic computer nerds FOR autistic computer nerds. That's like comparing a Disney cartoon musical to a Broadway play.
>>741346501>who are link's parents>why is ganondorf so angry despite being the only man is a female-only society>why can a bottle reflect energy attacks>what did the poe collector mean with different line of work>who is the best waifucheckmate atheists
I figured it out when I was 10, sorry you're retarded OP.
this thread is complete bullshit. to even get to the point of the grave pulling as adult link he has to have already done a few block pulling/push puzzles. further more the fact that he doesnt think to experiment after failing the bomb or song attempt dispite learning that its under the grave from the npc telling him he sank directly into it is pure bait.like shit so much of this game is you pressing link up against things or z targeting to interact how the FUCK do you not know at that point inately to try pressing link againts all sides of the grave. twice so with the pull path behind it.
>>741346609>who is the best waifuI mean it's clearly the Great Fairy, that goddamn cumslut
>>741346674>no bushtrash taste
>>741346740rare TRUTH NUKE
>>741346709>Jaffe>Blowoh god the top tier pseuds
>>741346740you don't know what's under those vines
>>741344361>game has retard proof guide built in telling you where to go at the press of a C button>still too much for this man to comprehend
>>741344847Water Temple when you have Goldfish memory so you keep fucking up the water level lever puzzle. Honestly I loved games that encouraged doodling with pen and paper. That and having the balls not to freak out due to the wallmaster in Forest temple
>>741346609>who is the best waifuepona
>>741344361>enter a fantasy world to have an adventure>why would I interact with the people in it to get information about anythingOof buddy, you're really grasping for straws now aren't youAnd again, millions of people managed to do it. You didn't.
>>741338790they're probably brown or homosexual
>>741346873you know, she's the most loyal for sure
What is even the point of this thread? Like seriously— what is the OP’s objective for making a thread like this?
>>741346938I'm brown and homosexual and still beat OoT and majora at age 9
>>741347008he's an autist who has never learned how to have a normal conversation so he finds solace in people calling him an idiot because it reminds him of childhood.I'm serious. This is how extreme shut in autists cope
>>741347008Idk but I'm glad because I needed an excuse to yell at someone and call them retarded tonight.
>>741346360What makes you think millions of people finished the game lol. It was normal for kids to just drop the game and do something else once they got to some unintuitive bullshit they couldn't figure out. Other anon is correct and you wouldn't be defending this in a game you didn't have nostalgia for
>>741348232I DON'T have nostalgia for it. I prefer Majora's Mask. That being said, you're just fucking retarded.
>>741348232>I couldn't figure shit out and dropped the game>th-that's what everybody did!this cringe might actually kill me, the levels are too high
>>741348449Friendly reminder: I was NOT a bright child, and even I managed to beat this game.
>>741338224Millenials figured ts out when they were 8 years old. This is why we hate yellow paint
>>741338224wtf are you talking about I beat this game at 9 years old with no help and English being my second language. Granted I had been playing pc games since I was like 5.
>>741348481ikr, until this thread I hadn't even heard of people struggling with what to do in OoT, and yet OP thinks that's the common experience loljust amazing
>>741338224Explore the map, simple really
>>741345306The only really confusing part about the kafei quest is that you need to get sakon to steal the bomb bag in order to get kafei to stalk him and reveal the thieves hideout.
>>741348630WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. IS OP THE SAME DUDE THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT MAJORA'S MASK NOT TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO!?I SAW THAT SHIT ON TWITTER SO LONG AGO, THERE'S NO WAY, RIGHT?!
>>741338224>Shoot your arrow through the fire>But not the blue fire! Put that in a bottle. You remembered it was sold, right?>Push against the wall to turn the room>Release the bottled bugs on the soil>Don't miss the essential dialogue>Stop the character from rolling but only in this specific spot
>>741348914>This was explained>There is literally NEVER a time where you need to even THINK about doing that unless you just NEVER walked into the Zora shop>Ah yes the EXTREMELY obvious grabbable "wall" with only two possible options. WHATEVER are you supposed to do?!>This is literally explained by an NPC>I'm sorry that you can't read>...WHAT? Are you referring to the WEB? The one that breaks REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ROLL OR NOT?
>>741348914Sidestep off the watchtower to land on the fence was also ridiculous.
>>741339909THEY ARE COLORED DIFFERENT, SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE, ITS OBVIOUS WHEN A OBJECT IS MEANT TO MOVE IN OLD GAMESFUCK
>>741349176nigga the floor has pushmarks you are just getting filtered
How were you supposed to know that you have to roll into these to break them?
>>741349218also that,im not complaining about the game, im complaining people do not notice obvious environment differences
>>741349137...what? Dude. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HOOKSHOT UP THERE. JESUS CHRIST.>>741349230Again, an NPC LITERALLY tells you this.
>>741338224Used the nintendo helpline/buy the official guideYou did do one of those, right? To make them more money?
>>741349289>an NPC LITERALLY tells you thisWho?
>>741338224I beat this game as a prepubescent child. Literally at what point in the game is it ambiguous at all?
>>741349329 I think it was one of the Know It Alls. But the booklet also explained it.
>>741349137Kid Link can't keep getting away with this!
>wtf what do you mean I jump on goombas to defeat them>fucking trash game doesn't tell you shit
>>741349040>...WHAT? Are you referring to the WEB? The one that breaks REGARDLESS OF IF YOU ROLL OR NOT?The rolling guy in Goron city. He gives you a bigger bomb bag if you bomb him in the right spot. Else it just seems pointless.
>>741349923Dude. TALK TO PEOPLE. READ SIGNS. THEY TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
>>741349990this is what ubi pointer and icon vomit and characters talking to themselves about what to do have wroughtpeople don't want to do any amount of thinking. zero friction or effort, just push forward and A to get your trophy, you did so well
>>741348914>>741349137>>741338224There is no fucking way there are anons who unironically think this way about fucking OOT as adults. I was like fucking 5-6 years old when I first beat it, it is, demonstrably, toddler difficulty.
>>741339909The pusheable graves are literally marked
>>741338338only retards read
>>741342896>a 10 year old is intellectually equal to a 5 year old
From memory, when I was a small child the only thing that wasn't immediately obvious to me was getting saria's song and playing it for Darunia but I think I missed a hint.Nevertheless, not knowing led to me adventuring around a lot during the kid portion of the game, getting the song from the lost woods just from running around and then eventually playing that on the rug.Other than that, my own mistake, I don't remember my directions in the game ever being unclear.
>>741344770An entire generation of gamers, raised on ubislop, that can't figure things out without a bright shining beacon on the world map telling them exactly where they need togo.
>>741338224I beat this as a 9yo spic kid with zero knowledge of english. if you can't do it you are literally retarded.
When I played oot3d years ago I did the fire temple last because I couldn't figure out how to get inI knew about bombing the rolling goron in the past but I must've missed every single attempt in the future because I thought that didn't do anything I also never found the fire arrows and had to shoot regular arrows through a torch in a couple dungeons and managed to skip an upgrade required for the final dungeon, don't remember what. I thought I was cheating for sure so I even looked online AFTER to see if that's how I was supposed to do it (it wasn't)Overall I'm glad it didn't hold my hand the entire time and let me figure out what to do, even if navi was telling me about death mountain the entire time
Am I the only one who enjoyed trying everything like a retard? I felt like a genius for finally figuring it out.
>>741338224If I as an ESL kid could finish the game in 2 days with a friend so we could return it in time.I'm sure somebody that could read English can complete it just fine
>>741354239You are not a retard for trying everything. Giving up is the retard's mentality.
>>741354239wdym, you were just, like..playing the game??? Without Link talking to himself like "huh, those gravestones look like I can push them"?Impossible, how would that even work
>>741338224I think the only part that really stumped me was using Din's fire on the entrance of the spirit temple.
>>741339056I was stuck in the Deku Tree from 5-6 because I couldn't read and was happy just moving around the first area
>>741343773I got the medallions "in order" to open the door to Ganon's Castle. That meant opening the menu and seeing the order in which to get them.
>>741339056Bro I could slaughter Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine when I was 5.
>>741338630the hints are even color coded retard
>>741338338Why would I ever 'talk' to a computer program?
>>741360470>How the fuck were you supposed to know?: the gameFuck you I just lost.
>>741339056>ootfag thinks xis game is hard>ootfag thinks that the puzzles in oot designed for children are hard>ootfag thinks ocarina of time doesn't hold the player hands the entire time
>>741343773I feel that. To OoT's credit, the design of it was intuitive enough to mostly grasp what they intended for you to do but a few points required actual reading comprehension, which I didn't have at the time.
>>741346531>ootfags thinks the game running at 15 fps is a good thing actually
>>741361574Dude what do you need 30 fps for? 15 fps is plenty.
>>741338224You wouldn't understand. We had no internet, but we actually socialized.When you were in elementary school and you got stuck in a game, you could ask a classmate, or even talk to an upperclassman, ask him how to beat the boss and thank him with a blowjob.
>>741361995wait a minute...
>>741338957It got such a high score because of it was one of the first fully fledged 3D games and there was nothing else like it. In reality, the game was super mid and barely holds up by today's standards.>dead open world>clunky controls>shit camera >questional dungeon design (water temple)>mid combat
>>741338957>game came out before metacritic existed>somehow this is a psyopgo to bed
>>741338957you understand that the vast majority of sites tracked as "critic reviews" on metacritic today are shitblogs no one ever heard of and six variants of IGN?>well unduguplaysgames.com wasn't considered back then, so the score is bs!
