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New official poster. Are you ready?
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>>741349204
Movie?
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>>741349204
Yes.
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>>741349204
No I just lost a testicle to testicle torsion had to sell my switch 2 to pay for the hospital visit and am high on pain meds
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>>741349358
ouch
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I sure can't wait to play yet another version of Star Fox 64, except with more cutscenes. That's definitely what I want in my arcade style space shooter
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I hope there is an n64 difficulty
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>>741349287
Can't let you view that, Star Fox!
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I'm ready to watch a playthrough on YouTube, yes.
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>>741350586
the difficulty always came from score attacking not from survival, even n64 hardest route is pretty easy
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Gonna play this instead of trannyrune
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I wonder if they expected the game to get so much hype
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>>741351691
>seething about the more anticipated release out of nowhere
>didn’t even think of the more clever deltatroon
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>>741349204
sick
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the iconic ship nice
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>>741350514
Doesnt work since from the start miyomito wanted starfox to felt like a movie
He fucking forced cinematic angles in starfox zero when something explodes fuck your gameplay style
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>>741349204
not for the western prices, I'm not
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>>741354545
Are 50 bucks too much?
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>>741354624
When it's 30 in Japan? For a game you beat in ~45min (I guess they added cutscenes to distract from that now)? Yeah, kinda.
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>>741354735
Its not 30 in Japan
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>>741349204
>fox
implies it's a furry title. furry means it's also gay and trans.
I'm not buying games like that.
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>>741354814
True, it's 35 now, according to today's currency conversion. I guess paying 15 westoid tax instead of 20 for digital makes it cool.
It's 40 physical btw, compared to the 60 in the west
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>>741354969
The yen is in the shitter and they refuse to raise inflation so everything gets cheaper and cheaper for western currencies. For nips it's not any cheaper than it is in the west when taking their current spending power into account. Buy it digitally from the Japanese eShop or through a DL code on Amazon JP if you want to save up I guess.
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>>741354735
You don't play through it one time you disingenuous ass
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>>741351905
I was merely jestin
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>>741354624
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>>741355371
no need for insults - genuinely, all routes add up to what, then? 2.5 hours?
I'm sorry, but getting all the medals (and then again in hard mode!) isn't really "content". You are free to enjoy it, I'm just saying that for me, that is not enough to justify 50-60 bucks in 2026, especially considering the price disparity vs JP. That's all.
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>>741355575
I think the challenges and multi-player make it worth it to me.
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>>741355575
Im still replaying the old starfox games to this day but yeah if you are going to beat it and drop it probably dont bother
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>>741356804
Yeah I just replayed 64 for one afternoon and had my fill. All it did was drive home that I really don't like the changes in the new one, too - the voices aren't as charming and animated, the look isn't as distinct...idk man, I'm not feeling it. Expanded multi and quasi-achievements in the form of challenges are neat, but
it's just not enough for me. Maybe if some retailer heavily discounts it in a few months.
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>>741349358
How did you gf/wife react to that?
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I just recently played Crazy Taxi 1 and it took me a week of tryharding for hours to get the Crazy license, just barely. And people here are like "lmao arcade games you just play it once and anything else is autism". Nigga you didn't play the game if you did the bare minimum.
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>>741349204
HOLY SHIT, i am ready!!!
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>>741357064
with laughter
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>>741349204
ready to not buy
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Great Fox redesign looks so bad, wtf
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>>741357316
it feels smaller somehow
probably because the space between the wings got shrunk down huh
at least they didn't fuck with the Arwings
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M is real vibes
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>>741349204
I'm honestly getting some anxiety thinking about this, it's a lose-lose situation for me.
>if it does well, there's every chance of these hideous character designs and literal D-tier VAs coming back for the next title(s)
>if it flops, Star Fox gets shelved for another 10 years until they try the same fucking thing yet again
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>>741349204
Wasn't this just a shitty proof-of-concept that the SNES could be cajoled into rendering untextured polygons at 10 fps if you put enough hardware on the cart? 3d graphics in 2026 are old news. Who cares about another generic 3d arcade flight shooter?
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>>741357864
I'll take "bad" character designs and worse VA than continuing the dead franchise. God forbid we eventually get an actual good game after 30 years. But the inclusion of long cutscenes is definitely weird. It's aimed towards people that don't want an arcade game.
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>>741358694
>God forbid we eventually get an actual good game after 30 years.
It's the same game though
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>>741358694
>It's aimed towards people that don't want an arcade game.
There's no real room in the modern industry for a game like Star Fox, at least not in the mainstream space. The 'arcade' model from 30yrs ago is obsolete, so they need to pad the game with something.
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>>741359356
I wish they had expanded it, y'know. Just add a completely new route? Anything!
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>>741359452
You really think Nintendo's got anyone on-hand that knows a damn thing about making a good rail-shooter level? Much less the western studio they outsourced this remake to? Its a miracle they managed to recreate the original's gameplay as well as they have.
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>>741359592
>You really think Nintendo's got anyone on-hand that knows a damn thing about making a good rail-shooter level?
Probably!
> Much less the western studio they outsourced this remake to? Its a miracle they managed to recreate the original's gameplay as well as they have.
That I agree with. That's what bums me out! Westoid aesthetics, and no new levels. Sad. Even the voice acting, man...the OG had that saturday morning cartoon style, that drive behind every line. The remake sounds way too "le serious", it just ends up sounding and looking boring
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>>741349204
>we want the interstellar audience
fucking americans ruin everything they touch
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>>741359835
>Probably!
Wishful thinking considering the last rail shooter Nintendo put out was KIU, 14 fucking years ago. And that wasn't even developed by Nintendo themselves.
>The remake sounds way too "le serious", it just ends up sounding and looking boring
Just remember that Nintendo has final say on everything, so they approved all of it.
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>>741349204
> A literal 1:1 remake of a 25+ year old game
> With added bulshit cutscenes
> And fa massive appeal to furries
> $50 for a 8 hour game
Hell no.
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>>741349204
>Are you ready?
i'm ready for nintendo to move on to marketing oot instead yes
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>>741349204
Kino...
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>Devs are star fox nerds with all the deep cuts and fucking referencing the official NA strategy guide issue number on the Arwings
I have faith in these folks. Plus there has to be more to it then what they are showing. They are very tight lipped about basically everything.
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>>741349204
Kino poster. I'm excited. walmart's automated system has sent me 9 emails about my pre order being delayed, but then when I check on the site its coming on the 26th. I have no idea what their problem is. I got another email at like 3 am.
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Yes, already boughted it on the eshop.
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>>741360363
>Plus there has to be more to it then what they are showing.
As a Dragon's Dogma fan, I would advise against this sort of thinking.
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>>741360363
>Devs are star fox nerds
thats not even a thing.
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this is inexcusable
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>>741349204
I'm really excited for it. I've been flying around in the Training mode shooting down ships (you can stay there as long as you want if you don't do the u-turn when told to). Can you believe Slippy had to leave because he had taken too much damage? Aggressive enemy ships don't show up after the first 100 hits in the demo like they do in 64's Training mode, though. Hopefully that's just for the demo.
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>>741360363
>They are very tight lipped about basically everything.
what
they showed the galaxy map in the first video they put out, and detailed what was improved (multiplayer, added challenges). What were they "tight-lipped" about?!
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>>741359356
Yes there is. People will still buy it because it's a Nintendo game. Arcade games are easier to make so you don't have to spend 5 years and 5 billion dollars. Not every game has to make trillions and Nintendo releases a million games with small demographics.

>>741358968
I mean in the future.
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>>741360495
diseased Katt is a disgrace
why would our man Falco, galactic playboy and baller, fuck a mangy, sickly looking piece of shit like that
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>>741360453
They're doing that to me, too. I saw someone else say they had that happen for another game but the game ended up coming on time so hopefully that happens for us.
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>>741360902
>I mean in the future.
I don't understand the thinking behind "if I buy this, they might make a good sequel!" that's a marketing trick imo. If they were willing to make a new (good) one, they would have.
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>>741359452
You didn't bought Adventures, assault, command, Zero, or starlink
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https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/83524628/
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>>741361161
I bought Adventures (liked it), didn't even know Assault existed until years later, had no WiiU, lmao playing DS Star Fox, bought Starlink (it was ok)
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>>741361154
Maybe once they realize people ONLY care about 64 and not the rest, that people want 64, and not the rest.
Zero would've had a chance to be great if it wasn't a Wii U game, but at the same time it wouldn't have been conceived otherwise.
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>>741361270
>/trash/
>nuKatt
correct
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>>741357864
Better you plant your feet and let a franchise stay dead than buckle to threats on “Buy the slop game or we kill the series!”
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Nope still not a reason to buy NS 2.
Maybe if they make Ring Fit sequel I'll THINK about it
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>>741361425
ok fattie
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>>741361515
Quite the opposite. I'm still playing since 2020. It never got boring but I want a sequel now.
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>>741360902
>Arcade games are easier to make so you don't have to spend 5 years and 5 billion dollars.
Yes, because they're like 2 hours long. This game is going to come out and you're going to see a lot of new players be put off by that.
>j-ju-just replay it
Most people don't replay videogames.
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>>741361270
Oh boy, all the exact same images which have been posted in every one of these threads for weeks now because there's only like 20 pieces of fanart in total because Nu-Katt's design is actually genuinely repugnant.
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>>741362087
I like one with her tits out
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>>741361064
Glad I'm not the only one. This is my first time pre ordering with them
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>>741361782
Yes, because they're 2 hours long. But guess what, you don't have to care about "new players being put off" when the game still makes a profit because it was cheap to make. You get it now?
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>>741361425
>Buying a 500 dollar system for Ring Fit
Dude just join a gym instead?
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>>741362172
If there was no need for new players, why remake SF64 again? If arcade games are so easy and profitable, why doesn't Nintendo do more of them? Why doesn't everyone?

There are some glaring holes in your train of thought, anon. Ones that you will find are not easily plugged.
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>>741360959
Gang members aren't cute pink people
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>>741362386
Nintendo is like the only big publisher doing exactly that. They do less than during the 3DS era, but they still do them. They are not super profitable, but they still make money being sold to a very small demographic. And Star Fox had exactly that with Zero. So I don't know what you're talking about. And no. Zero's flop had nothing to do with it being 1 hour long. Most people wish it was 1 minute long.
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>>741363073
>They do less than during the 3DS era, but they still do them.
Where are they, anon?

Where are all these profitable, 2hr arcade games Nintendo is supposedly releasing?
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>>741362273
Too far away. I don't drive. That would make make lazy. I also bike alot. So no need for gym membership.
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>>741362991
The “gang member” in question was inspired by a real-world culture that specifically tried to look as boisterous and colorful as possible.
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>>741363393
well it failed she just looks like furry peach
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I'll replay the n64 version instead i'm not buying a shitty remake sorry
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>>741362991
Is she supposed to be that cat breed that looks like Ron Perlman now?
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>>741363449
and that's a good thing
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>>741363528
You will be left behind
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No Krystal No interest
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>>741363528
Do you own a Switch 2?
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>>741349204
>Rockstar does an entire video for the GTA6 cover reveal
>I sleep
>Nintendo release a poster for a Star Fox remake
FATHER, THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN
>8
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>>741364250
Yeah, I plan on buying splatoon raiders day one and finished the dk challenge yesterday. Ironically i'll play sf64 on it too with nso+ since i still have a few month left, pretty good console
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this shit comes out in a week? The hype isn't there
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>>741349204
That's literally a movie poster, and not even a good one.
The fuck happened to Nintendo, what a miserable state of affairs.
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>>741354932
you talking shit bro?
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>>741364024
And everyone that gets left behind will be together enjoying better things. Fuck off.
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>>741360892
>scrollbar for stages is longer then what it should be
>they never went past Macbeth while scrolling stages during tree house
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There's no hype for it wow, forgot it was next week. Will skip, I played 64 dozen of times already. Make new games
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>>741364364
>and finished the dk challenge yesterday
I'm only missing the final trial with no upgrades. How the fuck do you get past the very first section? Ostrich with no flight upgrades literally can't get far enough to clear all the spikes.
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>>741364825
>There's no hype for it wow
sure bud
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>>741364898
watch the example video. You use the elephant to get chunks and then surf on them and swap to ostrich when needed
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>>741363393
That's some deep lore
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>>741364898
That shit took me way longer than I care to admit. I hope they do more of these character challenges
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>>741364898
>>741365027
Basically this yeah, some of the bananza challenges are pretty hard compared to the classic ones. But basically surf and not use ostrich if possible, but there's a trick to get dome distance if you roll with the ostrich in the air and punch that help
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old katt monroe...........sexo.............very pretty..........cute makeup and earrings.........

new katt.........look like she stand on street corner bent over for hours............before passing out and going to hospital with rhabdo.........or like she at a bus stop surrounded by 4 cops with shopping cart full of random junk...........
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>>741357591
Yeah, it doesn't look like it can store 4 starfighters, a tank, a submarine, etc.
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>>741365901
Old Katt is a constant tease, NuKatt FUCKS (for a price)
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>>741362991
>rebel pilots can't be pretty, it isn't realistic
fuck off
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>>741349204
Traveling to Virtual boy world.
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>>741362991
You know, you're right. And Falco was part of the exact same gang, so logically he needs to look like this.
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>>741349358
proofs? show us the severed ball.
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>>741350586
wtfh does this even mean?
Fucking retard.
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>>741363563
>yo lil andy, I just took my used tampon and smeared it all across the mirror in the lobby bathroom at the venomian embassy. how do ya like them apples???
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>>741349204
what planet is that supposed to be, titania?
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>>741349204
This looks awful
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>>741349204
looks so cool
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>>741349358
that's kinda hot. you should get rid of the other one too.
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neat homage
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>>741360363
I don't know what they could add but I hope so.
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>>741364350
>FATHER, THE SLEEPER HAS AWOKEN
>referencing trueDune
based
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>>741367104
he has to have his crest, though
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>>741351905
one is a cool unc game and the other is a game paraded by the mentally ill. SF is clearly superior
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>>741354969
hate that we need to subsidize Japan. igaf how bad they have it, the price should be uniform across the world then adjusted to their coin. if they can't buy it then fuck them
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>>741372543
as if people weren't struggling worldwide financially, but still they overcharge the west
>please understand
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>>741355575
>but getting all the medals (and then again in hard mode!) isn't really "content"
you're retarded, if it's in the game then it's content. whether you choose to skip it or not it's your fault.
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>>741372695
>have a highscore? ok do it again, but higher
>guys, it's more content! I-it's like the level is all new again!
come on guy, no need for cope like that. It's literally just replaying the level. There's no "more" to it.
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>>741372695
So if your racing game had 5 race tracks, would you pay for DLC that just added new best times to beat? That's more content according to you, so they should charge you for it right?
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>>741365027
>>741365258
>>741365371
I made it, thanks for the replies. Everything after the first section was kinda trivial by comparison.

Now to see if they take the whole thing away in September and I can't even view my cards anymore.
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>>741349204
The voice acting isn’t as good(although not terrible) and I don’t like that they changed some of the dialogue but it looks great otherwise. Hopefully there are more multiplayer maps than we’ve seen though
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>>741354932
there's nothing like that in 64
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>>741373002
you didnt beat the game
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>>741374819
literally got all the medals in 64 but ok
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>>741362991
Furries are being taught a lesson about their deranged fetish
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>>741357864
first time?
enjoy your slopfox.
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>>741370479
Who cares? They made Kat an ugly trailer trash thing. I'm just waiting for the lesbian confirmation cause western devs.
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>dude omg are you fucking ready are you so heckin hyped bro let's goooo
It's fucking Star Fox 64. The same fucking plot, the same exact levels, but now with altered dialogue that sometimes doesn't sound right because the original lines were so well-executed in comparison (something Zero did too). Online VS will die within a month like Kirby Air Riders and nobody fucking uses the webcam to even begin utilizing the pointless face tracking gimmick.
>BUT IF IT DOES GOOD WE'LL GET A NEW STARFOX/ADVENTURES 2/ASSAULT SEQUEL
There is literally zero guarantee.
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>>741368940
Looks like it
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>>741372543
Why would Nintendo give up the Japanese market?
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Nintendo REALLY wishes they were Disney
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>>741376567
You should kill yourself
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I'm writing my own version of a Star Fox movie.
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I was considering it kind of but the constant "But it if you want more starfox" shit piss me off too much. I hope it flops and the series stay dormant. I'd rather it keep an honorable death than become a ghost of its former self. Or make the online the focus without doing 64 again with shitty changes. F-Zero 99 was fun but we didn't get shit from it either
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>>741372357
>one is a cool unc game
As interpreted by 21st century work for hire burgers and their jeet bosses, also kys alphie.
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>>741377230
Nah he's right, the art direction in general is awful.
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>>741377002
>>dude omg are you fucking ready are you so heckin hyped bro let's goooo
I say that
>It's fucking Star Fox 64
I like that
>Online VS
I'll play that
>Kirby Air Riders
I play that online
>nobody fucking uses the webcam to even begin utilizing the pointless face tracking gimmick.
I use that and will use those
>>BUT IF IT DOES GOOD WE'LL GET A NEW STARFOX/ADVENTURES 2/ASSAULT SEQUEL
I say that
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I'll play it, but I don't anticipate liking it.
I really tried hard to enjoy Prime 4 but holy shit was it legitimately one of the worst games I've ever played.
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>>741361376
This, don't let yourself get blackmailed by some gigacorporation.
Don't buy a product you don't want praying that you may get (to buy) another product you do want in the future, it makes no sense to play along.
Maybe write them a letter or some shit but don't get blackmailed into buying shit you don't want.
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>>741377361
Not really, no
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>>741377427
You don't even own a Switch 2
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>>741377467
I mean, it's just 64 with extra fluff and 64 was good. It's not like Prime 4 where the game was shit day 1.
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A new Star Fox is all but confirmed anyway (It's an Adventure sequel) so how cares if it flops or not, Miyamoto will just keep pushing for more Star Fox one way or another
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Will play the pc port, any good mod for it yet?
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>>741377715
I bought one for Bananza thoughbeit
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Star Fox and OoT already felt like movies to me. Immersive movies because they had good gameplay and they had a story to tell but it's all based around the gameplay and they don't fill in all the holes of the plot for you. Modern games don't leave anything left for interpretation, they think the audience is stupid and has to be handheld through everything (they're right) so that people can finish the games and feel included. Movies do the same thing now as well. They over explain everything to make sure you "get" the plot and leave nothing to dissect or analyze. I guess that's the same reason why I can't wrap my head around anyone wanting these games to have even more cutscenes and also voice acting. And I guess this is why book readers say their media is the highest form of media.
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Making it a 1:1 remake was a pretty dumb decision. Some of the levels are going to be very underwhelming by modern standards.
All range mode levels outside of Venom2 should've been remade, and solar is kind of ass and deserves to be remade from scratch.
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>>741378293
tl;dr
You're what you hate
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>>741378416
Of course, a low attention span zoomer would reply with tl;dr to a small paragraph. Thank you for confirming my point.
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So why the fuck is this releasing next Friday instead of now?
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>>741378376
They already tried a reimagining with Zero. That game didn't sell so naturally that must mean SF fans want a 1-1 remake.
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>>741378543
they're still working on the Krystal sex scene in the new epilogue
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>>741377515
Concession accepted.
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>>741349287
Eventually.
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>>741378518
Thank you for admitting the originals were for players with low attention spans and that the remakes improve by providing more to digest.
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>>741354427
yoooo it's the thing i recognize that was obviously in the game! get hoooype
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>>741378580
Why is it that no company can make a 90% or so accurate remakes of games where they keep all the good parts and only change blatantly outdated segments and fix obvious mistakes?
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>>741378810
I accept your concession.
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>>741378543
I wish it was. It would be perfect timing.
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>>741379040
And that's why people are asking for more cutscenes to be spoonfed the plot to them, and voice acting in OoT because they can't be bothered to read? Please, If the pattern of remakes coming out has anything to say, these will be objectively dumbed down, easier games to play because they know the modern audience is too stupid to beat the old ones.
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>>741379175
When they do this you fags call them soulless rehashes anyway
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>>741360484
Plan trusters won in the end
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>>741349204
The best thing they could do with this game is pull a nier automata and reveal the second half of the game is after the credits of the star fox remake portion.
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>>741379928
Are there any examples? The closes i can think of are Xenoblade X:DE and Oblivion remastered, which are both considered improvements over the originals. People only complain about the graphics of Oblivion remastered.
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>>741380075

kid icarus uprising did the same thing, another rail shooter-like
and the marketing did a great job at hiding it, not a whisper about anything beyond Medusa
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>>741380482
Man, it was good, I remember it as I played this game unspoiled, it was so fucking good.
And the second half of the game was all over the place too, in a good way. I liked it a lot.

Wish Star Fox got a little bit of this Sakurai magic too.
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>>741349204
That great fox doesn't stand out enough.
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>>741349358
I cried reading this. I’m so sorry bro…
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>>741349358
no you don't lol, medical bills don't effect your credit score
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>>741382495
tragedy
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>>741349204
from the thumbnail I thought this was a metro 2033 thread
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I just hope the multiplayer is good and has a decent userbase
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>>741376567
Imagine being this brainrotted by the culture war. It's been well over a decade since Gamergate and the Star Wars sequels. It's time to let go. You don't have to seethe at the "West" anymore.
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>>741389026
He's not brainrotted by culture war, it's the developers who are brainrotted by it.
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>>741390027
imagine thinking this
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>>741349204
either a coincidence or a ST Voyager reference
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>>741390623
Way too similar, it has to be intentional.
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>>741390623
This makes me like it less.
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>>741390619
We've all seen developers use body type a and b instead of the scientific terms for sex. It's already been established for a long time, they just rather oppose science because they are corrupted by dogshit politics. If you don't think that developers are brainrotted by "teh culture wars" , you must be insane or a giant piece of shit.
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>>741391337
You are legitimately mind broken. I pity you.
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>>741380075
that would be great
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>>741390623
This makes me like it more.
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>>741391337
You do realize you're not obligated to give those devs your money, right? You can just move on with your day.
But I'm arguing with a brick wall. People like you want to be angry at something because it gives you a sense of purpose and community.
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>>741391938
>>741392253
Weird how the retarded argument seems to be "you're mind broken, and you just want to keep being angry," while you proceed to...you know...continue responding because you're angry about someone else's viewpoints. At least the futility of trying to get the last "gotcha" comment might earn you some karma on reddit.
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>>741392445
>reddit derangement syndrome
That just proves that you want enemies to fight and targets to shoot at so that you can convince yourself that your "punching up" at the big bad "woke" like it's still 2015. Deep down inside, you know I'm right.
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>>741392253
I"m not the one getting angry here, you faggity people get angry all the time when someone opposes your corporate approved worldview.
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>>741393098
How is this all just 2015 when games who are still regulated by dogshit politics came out just last year and the current year?
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>>741393208
What about me is corporate? I'm just saying that if you dont want something, dont buy it. But you want to fight for a cause, so you shit up threads whenever you can.
>>741393471
Relegation implies total control. Again, you don't have to buy the stuff you don't like. If you wanna buy Stellar Blade to own the libs, I'm not stopping you. Besides, are your politics perfect? No. You're human like the rest of us. Buy what you want. Play what you want. Walk away when things fall out of your favor. No need to seethe at the Left and be a slave to the culture war *like* it's still 2015.

But fellas like you want to be angry at something. Why else did you click on this thread?
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4chan died and the election tourists killed it.
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>>741393996
You cant kill something thats dead.
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>>741393870
Anyways

People like you just want to be angry at something, that's why you always repeatidly reply to someone who gives their own 2 cents about some character in a game. >>741376567

For you, you absolutely have to start a whole replay chain war and defeat that person because you don't like what they said about the game, and you have to go as far as project yourself onto them to feel justified in starting a flamewar.
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>>741394084
???? do you have reading any comprehension? or did you want to say a cool sounding line?
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>>741394190
wow you're a whiny faggot.
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>>741394126
its because they clog up every single thread and (the catalog). read, nigga!
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>>741394325
That's just what democracy looks like.
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>>741394126
imagine being this offended over a cartoon cat... lol
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It's always a good time to see /pol/ tards crash and burn. Anyone got that screencap that compared them to the bronies?
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I can't wait to pilot my Arwing.
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>>741395253
if they just made his legs thicker below the knee, it would be perfect
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>>741395253
Walmart sent me twelve(12) automated emails saying my pre order was delayed, and just now I got a shipping update that its coming on release day. My body is ready.
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>>741395253
I want to see his tiny feet.
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>>741349204
No, holding off on a switch 2 until they release the better screen version
Or a star fox edition of the shitty screen version
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I want the next 3D Mario to have lots of fully voice-acted cutscenes.
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All aircrap report
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>>741349204
They're just doing the "game" to be able to do a movie aren't they. Fuck of ninten- I mean disney 2.
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reminder that the plot of Starfox is just one big race war
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>>741362991
Last time I checked, cats and foxes weren't piloting spacecrafts
It's a fictional world retard. take your realistic slop out of here
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>>741378580
thats the problem SF fans dont know what they want
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>>741396957
I'll buy literally anything as long as it still involves animals shooting lasers at each other and isn't a rehash of the Lylat Wars plot/level themes. I'd play an on-foot adventure game as long as Fox still gets to use a gun and doesn't have to smack shit with a stick again.
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>>741396957
I know I don't want more Adventures and I'm looking forward to the remake.
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>>741360363
I do have faith in the devs, but no, man, there are no surprises, no more than what we're seeing. That's simply not how Nintendo operates.
How many times do people have to whip themselves into frenzies with "there MUST be more to this" with recent Nintendo titles before they learn that there won't be?
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>>741396957
>Everyone keeps asking for SF64 but more
>Nintendo continues to give us everything but that
>SF fans don't know what they want.
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Nintendo's showing a lot of confidence in this game



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