>MJ PLEASE SAVE M-
>>741349819He didn't say that
>>741349819How did she even survive that. It makes no sense.
>>741349819so was his spider sense turned off or something?how did mj react first?
didn't he have super fast spider reflexes and strength
How do you write something like this? How do you write "And the non-superhero female throws herself infront of the attack by the superpowered villain taking the blow but nevertheless the superhero, who is one of the strongest superheroes ever without going in retard territory with shit like superman, is still completely incapacitated by this attack while the perfectly normal human female is not incapacitated but is unfortunately still captured." and not think "This makes no fucking sense."
The most unrealistic part of this is the fact that a woman was willing to risk her life to save a man that wasn’t her kid
>>741350016>completely incapacitatedA fridge fell on him
>>741350016Cause it's really important?! What the players want is irrelevant.
>>741349971American writers arrest all thought and a setting's consistent internal logic when inserting their retarded fanfic tier shit. It doesn't make sense because there was no attempt made to write it so.
Someone post the webm of MJ taking out some bad guys
>>741350048>that wasn’t her kidDon't know why you need that qualifier. Time and time again women demonstrate they don't sacrifice themselves for their kids. In fact, they are much more likely to expect their kid to sacrifice themselves for them because a woman's mindset is "I can always make another" kind of like their mindset to their husband is "I can always find another man."
>nooo why isnt my capeshit realistic???Kys if you care about this
>>741349819I hate that "gently holding out arm hand, palm down" thing they ALWAYS do in media when they're trying to talk to someone unhinged.
>>741350016Woke rots your mind and turns you into golem like >>741350138
>>741350138It's not about being realistic. It's about not being stupid. This is like Lois Lane throwing herself in front of a bullet to stop Superman from being shot.
>>741349971ThisWomen can't even sense danger even if it was standing right in front of them.
>>741349971if my childhood memory isn't failing me, I think venom can block pete's spider-sense.
>>741349819This frame is so funny
>>741350190Spider man isn't bullet proof
>>741350217Yes, but he doesn't need it here, he is seeing the attack and still has superhuman reflexes
>>741350016They know it makes no fucking sense, they don't care. >>741350065
>>741350217I've never heard of this; granted, I've almost never read any of the Spiderman comics.
>>741350138it's not realism, its consistency, it's just as stupid as when Resurrection of F did that shit with the laser gun killing Super Saiyan God Goku
>>741350249He can lift 30 ton without his tendons ripping apart so he has some level of super resistance
>>741350217he's still like a million times faster than a normal human, spider sense is just one half of his powers
>>741349971ummmmmmmmmmmmm she has the woman sense which is faster
>>741350217>>741350320Because the symbiote was bonded with Peter his body/senses don't recognize it as a threat. Kind of like how pathogens sneak past your immune system.
>>741350102That's how Dawntrail was written.
>>741350138Lol. Why are you mad people point out how dumb shit?
>>741350065Had to google this Intihar fella and Jesus, he looks like he's from Oblivion
>>741350229She looks like Lanky here.
>>741350491Because it's been pointed out so often I'm starting to wonder why it's so important to you
>>741350448Aaaaah
>>741350492Kek
>>741350249And MJ cant fight Venom so stop being retarded
>>741349819i dont follow spiderman but why wouldnt his mother protect him?
>>741350502>SHE HAS NO STYLE, SHE HAS NO GRACE>TH-TH-TH-TH-THIS GAL HAS A FUNNY FACE
>>741349971Venom fucks with the sense, but Peter is still a superhuman.
>>741350569
>>741350048>>741350129the chud squad is here, bet your moms love you
>>741350545She didn't fight him
>>741349819That's not Mary Jane, that's Mary John.
>>741350623?
>>741350661True, she tanked him
>>741350680How Sony has managed to make two of their female characters look like Shrek fascinates me.
>>741350721The most strange thing is that the actresses they chose to scan aren't ugly at all. They made them like that on purpose.
>>741350680Is this the result of excessive mewing?
>>741349819She saw a big nigger dick and thought "NO, THAT'S MINE"
>>741350756
>>741350756no she didn'twhat makes you have thoughts like this
>>741350680Her head is like 60% jaw.
>>741350521Ah, you're a disengenuous shithead. "People point out the law of gravity all the time, I'm starting to wonder why it's so important to them."
>>741350865you think gravity is as important as this silly scene from spider man?
>>741350492He's got that sexual predator stare.
>>741350680I didn't play ether spiderman game but I thought with how old this bitch looks that it was aunt may not marry jane
>>741350680>>741350854It's a literal male model.
>>741350229It's basically a perfect representation of modern media. The woman does something heroic while the man just stands beside her looking like a total cuck.
>>741350749One of the (((female))) devs looked like the current MJ, they wanted to self-insert as a strong overpowered woman.
>>741349971Do some research nigga spider sense doesn't work vs Venom since the symbiote knows Peter. Still dumb though, he should've at least reacted faster than MJ
>>741349819She looks at least 20 years older than him
>>741349819harry venom was so lame and not threatening i hated it
>>741350962you're more or less shitposting (he does, though)but like legit he looks unstable, your radar isn't offnot necessarily sexual predator (though likely) but in general, if you have intact instincts, sick/diseased/neurotic people do have a weird BPD-ass stareme, as an example - I just have a resting bitch face - I took a picture, one with my normal expression, then one smiling like this thing - and I didn't look like that - I just kinda have that subdued, calm expressionthis guy legit looks creepy - I mean no wonder he pushes weird shit like thathe's just genuinely dysgenic
>>741349819>MJ PLEASE SAVE M-HOO!reminder, there is only 1 (one) MJ, some irrelevant vapid cunt from capeshit doesn't get to use those initialspeace!
Someone post the vocaroo
post the webm of her dominating 3 separate adult men
Literally every single so-called Spider-man "fan" does nothing all day except shit on all the games, shit on all the comics and shit on all the movies.
>>741352767Woah, MJ would never
>>741352882Can you blame anyone considering how much garbage there is out there
>>741349819We must be better spidermen
>>741349819>>741350229This scene is baffling on so many levels>at first peter's guard is up>when the camera cuts back from venom his guard is down while MJ's guard is up Even if we ignore the stupidity of MJ somehow reacting faster than peter, why the fuck would he let his guard down after venom takes an aggressive stance?
>>741350756Mutt's Law
>>741349819>[terrified shrieks]
>>741353184Uuuuuh, why is spiderman written like a retard and MJ like a strong woman who can do everything without any helpCome on
>>741349819MJ should be literal paste after that blow.
Why do we need Peter Parker as Spider-Man when we have Miles Morales?
>>741352727https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>>741349971Nigga they both see the attack coming right in front of them, there’s no reason pete shouldn’t have reacted first gotten MJ out of the house and just fought venom
>>741349819Cant believe we will forever be stuck with Sony movie game Spiderman games.
>>741353184the worst and most important thing is mj able to tank an attack meant for peter
>>741353698bait used to be beliable
>>741349971>spiderman>turning off his spider sensewhat are you smoking
>>741350062He can pick up a car
>>741349971Venom doesn't trigger his spider-sense since he was bonded with the symbiote before. But Peter still has much faster reflexes than fucking MJ and should have reacted since he literally sees the attack coming right in front of him and doesn't need the spider-sense for it anyway.
>>741350062And it should be the equivalent of a cardboard box for him.
>>741349819what an ugly sweater
>>741349819man her outfit sucks almost as much as her face lmao
>>741350217>>741350448>>741351271This is what you turn into when you just unquestioningly swallow everything you're told. "The comics say his spider senses don't work well on Venom, so that's that. Nothing more to talk about." How about his HUMAN senses perceiving a gigantic monster with a hellmaw of fangs calling itself "Venom" right in front of him? Do those not work?
>>741349819>meanwhile, in the universe where Paul Rabin is Spider-Man
>>741354761I hope they all get cannibalized by their golems.
>>741354761KWAB he proly whispered the n word or sum lil bitch deserved it
>>741354761This woman got a lot of shit but at least she stood right next to her dying man and at least tried to reason with the guy killing him. Most women would have just run to save themselves.
>>741352882What exactly are you even saying? If you're a fan of something you need to blindly support EVERYTHING that's made with the IP? Are you some kind of consoomerist nigger?
>>741355323yeah but from what I remember from this story she also refused to identify the guy that killed her bf to not be racist
>>741355410Nah, that was made up. What she actually said was "All black people look the same to me." But she did say she forgave him for killing her boyfriend and I don't think she's a Christian.
>>741349819the new wolverine game hasn't even been out yet but in the trailer they showed the exact same scene. Wolverine, a guy with super human reflexes, has to be pushed aside by a mutant whos power is shapeshitfing, so nothing to do with better reflexes or such. sony hates white men so much they can't let a single white guy be an actual hero. every story has to be about some girlboss even when the game is called after a guy.
>>741349819>Parker looks like a rat child>MJ looks like a deformed manVenom is the only good looking thing in this scene.
>>741349971It's just a case of Sweet Baby hating white men for no reason other than having an imaginary war on their heads and "woman good, man bad".
>>741350448alright anon, we're done trying to defend slop for the day
>>741355512>she forgave himYeah, because she wasn't a victim
It's not just that MJ reacted faster than Spider-Man. She moved faster than Venom.
>>741349819You just know some fat bitch lesbian writer was likeHAHA IT IS ALWAYS THE WIFE THAT GETS FRIDGED BUT NOW ITS THE MAN GETTING FRIDGEDAnd all the other writers kept quiet because they didnt know what the fuck she was talking about, and didnt want to be called a bigot
>>741355530Mystic has peak human athleticism, since she can basically will her muscles to be as strong as the biggest bodybuilders. She's on Captain America's level.
>>741350680>this will make tranny happy
>>741349819Well, it's his mum, ofc she would try to protect her son
>>741350492Those pupils hint at SSRI/benzo usage, if not both. God damn we're so fucked as a society, everybody's on something or other nowadays and it's just normal.
>>741355881no she isn't
>>741355920>God damn we're so fucked as a society, everybody's on something or other nowadays and it's just normal.What else are we going to do? Recognize that there's something fundamentally wrong with the way modern society is ran and do something about it? Antidepressants are the greatest bread ever made, and social media the greatest circus.
>>741349819Not even a comicsfag but this is fucking dumb.
>>741356707Sigh… as someone with an MA in superherology it was… totally unbearable. I kept holding my head like captain picard
Humiliation ritual
>>741349819the specific thing about this game for wasn't that it sucked, but the side effect that MJ's symbiote design was shitty and bland. lots could have been forgiven if she'd looked hot
>>741356127Nigger she has kicked motherfuckers across rooms more than once. Mystic is very strong.
>>741349971Venom and symbiotes spawned from him are able to bypass his spider sense, so in a sense it was turned off yes.That said, last I checked Insomniac Spider-Man isn't fucking blind so there was still no excuse for MJ having to take the hit besides shitty writers.
>>741350217This argument is repeated all the time but no one ever talks about how MJ STILL REACTS FASTER than Peter.
>>741353940The other one
>>741355920>everybody's on something or otherJust specific demographics
>how did MJ even saw it comingWomen simply have a stronger spider sense
>>741358307Peter has been crutching on spider-sense and this is the first time it has ever been defeated
>>741350962>>741350492He used to be based, what went so wrong
>>741349819>>741349971This degree of media illiteracy should not be tolerated, and Spiderman is well known and long running enough where even normies understand basic components of his character and world.1) The symbiote can block spider sense, it’s one of the reasons Venom and Carnage are tough fights for a dude who otherwise has absurd power levels.2) Peter’s powers are directly connected to his emotions/state of mind. There have been numerous stories where his anxiety and depression, or his anger and loss, contribute to his powers either temporarily disappearing or getting a boost. Hell this was literally the plot of Raimi Spiderman 2. So when Insomniac Spiderman has his love life shattered and his best friend getting revived as a monster, his mental health takes a toll. It’s why the fridge scene happened. Insomniac Spiderman is not perfect writing, and there are obvious issues with making Miles basically the star, but the memes surrounding the fridge and MJ need to stop because those instances do line up with established character and world sensibilities.
>>741359341>There have been numerous stories where his anxiety and depression, or his anger and loss, contribute to his powers either temporarily disappearing or getting a boost.Bullshit.
>>741350249Oh yes, MJ is definitely Venom-proof, right? Retarded niggerfaggot. Kill yourself.
>>741349819How do we stop fridge violence?
>>741355318Nope. The nigger was chimping out about something and attacked the first person he saw, as their psychotic species tends to do.
>>741355209I literally addressed that in my post can you just for once fucking read retarded nigga
>>741355209Years of relying on his spider-sense ultra instinct reflexes causing his human response time to atrophy, yes.
>>741359341HE'S NOT FUCKING BLINDIF MJ CAN SEE THE SHIT COMING THEIR WAY SO CAN HE
This is like the epitome of AAA gaming. 1. Ugly, stiff, directionless, motion-captured models? Check. 2. Capeshit franchise. Check. 3. Woman saving a man. Check.
>>741349971in the comics Venom doesn't trigger his Spider sense because the symbiote was bonded to Peter for awhile so his body doesn't see it as a threat adaptations that keep Venom not triggering it don't bother to give an explanation
>>741355209He overrelies on spidersense as a crutch, so his actual danger sense doesnt kick in until well into a fight
>>741349819I've yet to play the game myself (i'm sure it's gonna be great /s) but this meme is always so funny to me, not because of the whole reaction debate, but with the fridge. Every time I see a spider man being pinned down by a fridge I remember that spider man can knock people's jaws off of their heads and hold a fucking building on his shoulders. My expectations story-wise after Miles Morales are pretty much dead, shot behind the barn and all, but I expect at least the gameplay to be fun enough for a week of looking at 2022 writing.
>>741361419*That is not to say, it's not a copout, but it's an actual in universe thing
>>741350756saaaaar
>>741355323Anon running away from dogs just encourages them to chase you
>>741349819I want an edit of this with THE WALL
>>741354234That also has enough force to send two adult men flying backwards some good 5 meters
>>741358986They both had the same exact time to react and he froze despite being a seasoned hero. Insomniac genuinely dislikes Peter as a character and believes it’s good to replace him. They also hate you as a person and wish to see you murdered and your children raped, but that fact is for another time
>>741350680Jackpot!
>>741352882Have you read any spiderman comic? It's nothing but misery porn, pete is canonically cursed by fate to constantly eat shit and suffer because fuck you, you dont get to have nice things
>>741350680Spoiler that shit next time.
>>741355920How heavy is your SSRI dosage where it's noticable in your pupils, tf.
>>741360941>>741361095>>741361419Except Peter very plainly IS acting like he perceives Venom as dangerous, because fucking obviously he would. He just doesn't do anything other than nervously stand there like he's stuck in a turn-based JRPG, because the writers want him to fail and for MJ to look heroic. Stop defending obvious garbage and kicking the can down the road with easily-refuted nonsense. This is shit and you know it.
Someone here made this (with AI) a long time ago and I still really like it
>>741362427I NEVER DEFENDED IT CAN YOU JUST READ I LITERALLY SAID IT WAS STUPID BUT I ALSO EXPLAINED WHY SPIDER SENSE DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THE WAS THE ORIGINAL QUESTION READ NIGGA, READ
I bet the number of people on /v/ who have played this game is exceedingly lower than the number of people who post about it. No one fucking cares about this game.
>>741363015They should make a game about Paul, everyone would play it.
>>741363015This goes for the real world too. These games are just used for culture war battlegrounds and little else. No wonder they flop. The last time capeshit was any good was before the invention of the smartphone.
She is so pretty.
>>741349971Venom is supposed to fuck with Peter’s Spider Sense in most adaptations, but they never explicitly say this is the case in game, and never explain why the Spider Sense prompts still appear in the boss fight.
>>741355323Not to mention that the redditor was about to run away and leave the girl behind, if it wasn't for that brave homeless hostile bench.
>>741363367It’s because it isn’t something they ever think about, if the story beat has nothing to do with making vague political points than the writers have no interest in writing about it. It’s weird because the writing on the first game wasn’t perfect but they at least made it a point to address the super science bits when they were relevant to the plot
>>741350632They aren't wrong but you said "chud" so that settles it with your decisive victory.
>>741349819what a dumb cunt
>>741349943It's a mystery.
>>741364415They didn’t work with Dan Slott for this game.
>>741363367Its irrelevant because Spider-Sense only works in sneak attacks. E.g. if Kingpin is standing in front of Spidey about to throw a punch, it doesn't need to fucking register. Peter also has a faster reaction time than peak humans or even other superhumans like Wolverine so even if you took away his sense he can react to it.
>>741363367Maybe it’s because of the Anti-Venom suit, or something like that. Too much of this game got axed for the sake of MJ sections and the deaf girl side quest
>>741363151Man this Paul guy is cool. What's he up to right now?
here ya go friendshttps://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
>>741349819Everything about this is awful
>>741350102It's crazy how Europeans always say "American" when they mean "left wing" and their own media is entirely left wing and does the exact same shit. I hope we actually go full isolationist from you. I'm so tired of the constant passive-aggressive manipulation.
>>741349819The funny thing is they posed her behind him for the scene, then suddenly she's in front of him for the superhero move.they wanted it to appear normal for as long as possible, the superhero protects the mortal. until they had to break realism(she can't recognize it and move forward a meter in time to jump). they themselves recognized the unnatural nature of this scene.
>>741369185Geez, don't feel so triggered princess, the guy probably didn't meant it in a degrading way towards you or other normal americans specifically, it's just that most of the big media franchises are written by american left wingers rather than europeans. Also most of the jews reside in the US, so it's much easier to just say american.
>>741369185Don't worry anon, there are plenty of people in other countries that hate both americans and modern europeans larping as american haters while doing the same or worse. In a way, it's the equality everyone's been talking about.
>>741351137>>741352582>>741365969Trans right?
>>741363312gyaru and goth
>>741352882The mugga lover is confused by fans not running defense for hot garbage.
>>741362332I used to have a girlfriend who took 75mg of Prozac for her bulimia. She had blue eyes but you wouldn't notice due to how fucking enlarged her pupils were.Great girl, just clinically insane. She's a doctor too btw.
>>741349819>standing like slouching retard gawking for 10 seconds straight>get thrown back to the kitchenGod damn this is dumb
>>741349971I'm sure someone has some bullshit cope to excuse this dogshit scene in this garbage game
>>741349819Goofy as fuck
>>741350201sm2 mj confirmed a man, lol
>>741367539I thought the first game was written by Christofs gage? Slott was only consulted on Mr negative since he wrote the character
>>741349971Even if Venom's symbiote suit did turn off Spider Man's sense or whatever, 1 it's never established, and 2 the scene is still retarded no matter how you look at it.Does Venom's symbiote activate MJ's retarded senses?Why is she putting herself at risk when she knows she's just a normal human bean? She already knows her boyfriend has super strength and this hulking beast with a billion teeth an a demonic grin that's bigger than Peter is most likely just as strong if not stronger than him, and reading the situation they're in, with peter covering like a bitch, the last thing you'd do is try to defend your super strong boyfriend with your normal human body. I seriously doubt there's time to speculate in their situation.It's not selfless, it's not heroic, it's stupid.
>>741372615It was one of the comic writers, maybe I just misremembered. It feels like they ran into the same problems that Arkham Knight did, but far worse.
>>741350065>we had two choices with these resources, focus on spider man or not spider man, we decided not to focus on spider man in our spider man game.
>>741350138>consistency>realisticpick one
>bro his spider senses are turned offHe's still a superhuman with superhuman reflexes and he's literally looking straight at the action.
>>741350016This really comes off as a scene written by a literal AI, where one of the directives was to make sure the female characters show agency by standing up for and helping the men, but in this case it is downright absurd because it's Mary Jane jumping in front of fucking Spider-Man to save him from Venom's attack.
>>741373281see that scene isn't even programmed into the game.the code making up mary-jane's model became aware of how it's a bastardized manjaw version of a real woman, basically a tranny, and tried to kill itself once it felt there was a chance
>>741371840
>>741350545Venom is incapable of harming her so yeah actually I'd say she'd probably be fine.
>>741350229spider man and venom inside a suburban home is so out of place, and silly looking. idgaf it's not the first time it's been done before in movies or comics, but in this game it looks really stupid. The lighting and art direction doens't help either.idk who decided with this retarded idea but this entire thing could've been written so it takes place outside the home, like before and after this scene
>>741350756Moshe's Law
>>741349819is that harry osborn as venom?what the fuck man
>>741352882>except shit on all the gamesno, just the shit ones, like Insomniac's
>>741350925
>>741361803They don't hide it very well. I have no desire to play their games thankfully.
>>741374103It’s his house.
>>741374074Mary Jane jumping in front of a blow last second that was meant for Spider-Man is not going to shatter her rib cage and crush her lungs somehow?
>>741352882If you're a Spider-man fan and don't shit on the comics there's unironically something wrong with you.How can anyone possibly respect that shit after OMD.
>>741374023Underrated.
>>741355530>STOP MY INVINCIBLE MUTIE
>>741355209Petey was just having a realistic panic attack. He's used to his spider senses giving him courage, not relying on his human instincts.
>>741374404You've watched the scene just as I have. Does she look even remotely injured after that attack?Venom is a little bitch compared to her. MJ could solo the entire game if you gave her a weapon, I don't know why anybody is pretending otherwise.
>>741349971You need to be thankful venom didn't latch to her then coincidentally turning good and making her a strong feminist independent girlboss stronger and better spiderman than peter.
>>741368913Relaxing on a beach in sunny Acapulco, financed by the very generous life insurance policy he took out on himself the day before he faked his death, to be paid out to his conveniently heretofore unmentioned identical twin brother Luap.
>>741374349writers have control of the story
ENOUGH WITH FRIDGE MEMES
>>741352727https://vocaroo.com/1lQvZwcjHpiQ
How come this game still runs like complete dogshit on PC after a year?
This shit gets posted more than ME3 ending and specs ops the line lol.Debra Wilson dethroned!
>>741350065>We're going to make people like playing as her."The second video game crash is well-deserved.
>>741374735You’re retarded for complaining about this. Peter has always grown up in a house in Queens.
>>741374571This is like MJ using her body to try and stop a truck from crashing into a car. It's retarded.
>>741375087I haven't seen anyone post anything about the new game's trailer that's pretty shocking desu
>>741375184nigga, the point is they didn't need to use his house to create this moment, are you fucking stupid?
Wow, how TF did I not, I must have missed this bs scene, cause how the, why the, what the fuck? Literally what is the logic behind this scene other than "pussy power!!" Was Peter weakened? Cause otherwise, spider senses? Literal superhero with superhuman reflexes and durability? What they wanted a plot device for her being dragged away? Literally so many other ways they could have approached that, but this? You know what I get why this game had so much seethe surrounding MJ. Lot of this shoehorning lazy writing slop. Unearned. Bad.
>>741350065And yet a game like RE did a gj of making the player feel the dread of being a relatively helpless character in a dangerous world and made moments of strength feel earned. Why the fuck do bad writers think people want some Disney rated slop?
>>741375401The hero being attacked in his own home is always a scary moment.
>>741375679No, MJ being attacked is what makes it scary, it doesn't matter where she is.You're fixated on where Peter lives, but it's how bad the characters look in the cutscene
MJ did this to you >>741352476
>>741349971How is the "woman" supposed to steal the spotlight then?
>>741349819I can tell you with 100% certainty how this scene was originally scripted/storyboarded. Venom actually attacked MJ directly, knowing Peter would step in and save her. S mo Peter jumps in, the attack hits Peter, he gets knocked out briefly and MJ gets taken away, screaming. Thinking about a scenario like this, would feminist game devs allow a woman to get saved in this way? No. So they changed the scene
>>741374103>but in this game it looks really stupid. The lighting and art direction doens't help either.this is exactly it. in the comic, it was a nightmare scenario where spidey is gone and a horrific monster is in his house menacing MJ. the page is dark, tense, has it all toned out perfectly. just having peter there at all kills it, but having it on a bright sunday morning? it's hacks all the way down, i tells ya.
>>741373614It would’ve been gage, he has tv experience which gets him broader writing roles. He’s pretty good check out his team up series’s he did a bunch of minis with spidey teaming up with different marvel characters >>741374341I played the first one, it was fine, not perfect but it had a solid tone. But I knew that when they introduced miles in the story that it had nowhere good to go
>>741377558>Venom actually attacked MJ directly, knowing Peter would step in and save her. S mo Peter jumps in, the attack hits PeterAnon, if his end goal was to hit Peter why would he not just attack Peter?The fuck is wrong with your brain?
Now that MJ is the current Venom, will the next game have MJ be Venom and upstage Peter?
>>741377586It’s also worth noting that Eddie was the one who wanted to target MJ to get back at Peter, while the Symbiote told him afterwards that that was going too far.
>>741378046The Venom game got canceled according to Miles’ VA.
>>741378628wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwSpider-Man 2 was a success btw.
>>741349819it's the fucking fridge that kills me it's so fucking funny
>>741377865I don't know if the other guy is right, but I can see the logic. Going after spiderman means that he is able to dodge the attack, whereas going after MJ means he is forced to block the attack.
>>741349819>tfw MJ stops you from getting hentai'd and takes it all for herself
>>741350217PETE IS STARING DIRECTLY AT HIM AS IT IS HAPPENINGTHE MAN WHO HAS ABSURD REACTION TIME IS UNABLE TO MOVE AND REACT FASTER THAN MJFUCK YOU AND FUCK THE WRITERS>gets slammed by a fridge and jobs immediatelyFUCK YOU AGAIN
>>741349819there was an entire boss fight of her nagging unbelievable garbage
>>741380232its a joke about "women in the refrigerator" so that you don't forget you're watching propagandized media
>>741380342>MJ starts whining about basic day-to-day shit>WOW, YOU GO GRRRRL, HOORAH, FEMALE POWER!!>Pete starts whining about basic day-to-day shit>omg peter shut the fuck up, you're so entitled and stuff, i can't believe you would do thisand then they have peter go>you're totally right MJ, i was completely wrong for being justifiably upset at you for doing the dumbest shit possible in MY game
>>741355323All good faith was lost when she said she forgave the nigger.
>>741374023gottem
>>741375645I genuinely hate that feeling though and it puts me off playing games like Resident Evil. I want to be able to smash the fuck out of everything. I don't even mind if there's a learning curve but I hate being restricted. I fucking hate the limited resources mechanic.
>>741350129Flawless truth.
>>741355881Mystique is just a shapeshifter with some minor skills in h2h, espionage and subterfuge. Yeah she can transform into a lion and gain its attributes but not much else, plus she has limitations.
>>741378046>Now that MJ is the current Venom
>>741374175Game's story is trash but in comics now MJ is Venom and Eddie is Carnage
>>741384919Don't be shy, those stories are trash as well. Eddie's run had to be cut short and wrapped up in an event, and he's already lost Carnage.
>>741350680
>>741378628what a fucking waste, that was the one useful thing insomniac could have done to redeem themselves
>>741378930>>741385523Jason Schrier is also saying it’s still being developed, so who knows.
>>741365969I've seen this image posted here so many times that I'm starting to think she's actually kinda cute. help me
>>741374023kek
>>741353184Have you seen what she looks like? He was praying for her death.
this clip was instrumental in my decision not to play this game
>>741349819It will always piss me off that normie ass jay leno out reflexes spidey, who's one of several main traits is his retardedly broken reaction times, secondary to a speedster or something
>>741359341>media illiteracy>spider-manYou fucking midwit faggot. Where's your "media literacy" come from, clicking filler dialogue text boxes in FF14 for 2,000hrs?
>>741349971Venom/ the symbiotes kinda circumvent his spidey sense, but he still has his god tier reflexes, so there's still no good excuses for him not reacting instantaneously to venom literally right in fucking front of him
>>741349971Girlpower
>>741349819This is my first time seeing, MJ shields Peter??What fuck is this shit hahahahaha. I thought fridge thing was something out of context
>>741349819A woman moving in front of her bf to protect him from anything is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen.Women only do this for their children.
>>741387213and a fridge should be like a box of kleenex to him
>>741350217you do know spiderman still has eyes, probably super spider eyes that see better than a normal person. "Spider Sense" is only needed for sneak attacks, someone standing in front of him taking a swing at him does NOT require spider sense for him to dodge it.
>>741349876yes he did
>>741362774Yelling while being wrong doesn't make you correct retard.He has super speed, super senses, knows to stand in front of his weaker girlfriend who can't fight the giant monster and would have had her out of the door before venom could even fully move. The better scene would be him snatching her into the kitchen putting up a temporary web wall in front of the door after webbing his face pushing MJ...well ManJaw outside and tellign her to runThis shit goes against every single solitary bit of fucking common sense that a man who has seen some shit and been in danger for most of his life would do. It's fucking retarded bullshit to make this ugly 4/10 middle aged HR looking bitch into a heroine. It's fucking god awful.
>flops>all dlc cancelled>venom standalone game cancelledWell look at that, I won again.
>>741387617I can give a microscopic amount of leeway to thatHe may be x times stronger than a normal guy, but I don't recall him having any extra durability Getting smacked across a room, into a fridge hard enough to have it fall over on you would take a second to brush off, but mj bodying that should've fucking been a quasi mortal blow
>>741388085>but I don't recall him having any extra durabilitydude really?
>>741388085>but I don't recall him having any extra durabilityI don't blame you for not reading comics but PLEASE shut the fuck up if you don't know what you're talking about.
>>741354761America is such a shithole
>>741386467I'll help you anon.
>>741349971>>741350217>>741355209>>741355691I love shitting on woke crap as much as the next chud but you're all a bunch of fucking retards.This anon is correct >>741350448You don't even have to be a comicfag, the 3rd raimi movie covers it as well, even most older games too.
>>741349971Bad writing.
>>741388196This moment FUCKS. And the illiterate will never know.
>>741388275Okay. But MJ is still faster than this super strong, super fast, super acrobatic, and already battle hardened Peter? MJ?! HUH?
>>741388275You're not just wrong, but you're fucking stupid. The scene was fucking retarded contrived shit and since WEVE ALL PLAYED THE GAME WHERE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ISNT GOING TO STOP OR EVEN HURT HIM THIS IS 100% OUT OF PLACE.It's like your charcter tanking getting hit by a car in the actual game but in the cutscene someone tosses a stone the size of a grape at them and it KO's them.
>>741380428In the refrigerator everything is fine
>>741388424>>741388451Read my post again, not once did I say that the scene was NOT retarded, it IS retarded.But (You) are also retarded for complaining about spidey sense not working.
>>741388417What is it?
>>741349819Disregarding anything else, is my mind tricking me or does this look like fucking garbage when it comes to the technical side of graffix compared to let's say even the first Batman Arkham game.And I mean almost everything aside from the pixel count. The models, the body and facial animations the textures the lighting are all trash. And this isn't even touching the non-technical side, i.e. the choreography and so.I mean this game is FOURTEEN fucking years newer. wtf
>>741374175I guess they wanted to try something new with Harry but forgot the part that Venomfags only like Eddie and Flash and the devs stupidly made Harry both OG Venom and Agent Venom so the game has no sequel potential.
>>741388586So what was your point in the first place? Spidey sense doesn't matter when he has far greater agility, strength speed, and situational awareness then his untrained dumpy fat faced girlfriend?
>>741388451Exactly. Anyone with half a brain can tell its shit writing.
>>741388816NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT FLASH/AGENT VENOM NIGGAGIVE IT UP
>>741349819That's too fast to react and he was surprised, why does this make people so mad
>>741374294It's amazing how much rightist discourse is just them posting twitter screenshots thus making discourse impossible
>>741388985The farmer with the shotgun really was a massive threat wasn't he? Vegeta and Nappa must have gotten lucky.
>>741350756Not even mad. You can have the manjaw MJ
>>741350492
>>741374023
>>741388995Too fast for a superhero to react and yet the ordinary human woman had no issues not only reacting in time but moving quickly enough to completely block the attack?
>>741349819
Peter's back is canonically his weakpoint in the games. When Harry and Peter in the factory Peter is pinned by some debris, and a server rack fell on him and he failed to save someone from shooting themselves in the first game.
>>741385523>>741385601Doesn't the Spiderman license also have Sony paying ludicrous amounts of money to Disney.
>>741389102kek
>>741388586I was not one of the anons complaining about spidey sense. I just see that scene and think it is retarded. Why are you defending this hot garbage ass game anyways? Look at THIS picture for gods sake.
>>741388921You are right, spidey sense doesn't matter in that scene. My point was that much of the haters don't even know that spidey sense works against venom, so when they call that scene retarded with that reason they just out themselves as a retard.>>741389458>I was not one of the anons complaining about spidey sense.Fair. I should have said "people" instead of "you".But yeah don't get me wrong, I'm not defending shit.
>>741352882then maybe spider-man media shouldn't be fucking garbage for TWO DECADES RUNNING
>>741385523All we got was the Brand New Day Suit instead.
>>741349819>I HAVE TO PROTECT MY SUPERPOWERED BOYFRIEND!
>>741389852Oh okay, gotchu senpai. AI spamming faggot signing out. o7
>>741388604If This Be My Destiny. It was kind of adapted in Homecoming.
>>741349819>"Miles... only you and your exaggerated swagger can save this city... a ytboi like me could NEVER">written by "white" millennials
>>741350048My girlfriend pulled me out of the path of a bus
>>741349819Modem Spider-Man sucks ass so much.
>>741350048They wouldn't even save their children at this point.
>>741374901 this never gets old
Yeah in the millions of possible ideas for a Spider-Man game, not making it a throwback to the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, or 00's is a waste and it would be actually quite kino and require effort.Also not having MJ be an actual superhero like Toxin or She-Venom is a waste because then you get forced stealth sections instead of a different moveset. So yeah Insomniac you gave her the less empowering option and then said you were actually empowering her when in the eyes of the player, on a subconcious level, forced them to run and hide like a weak bitch. So yeah, they're retarded.Big Hair MJ is hot and so is sleek 60's hair MJ. There's always gonna be baiters using the fridge and there's always gonna be NTR or Miles baiters. For that, simply give no reaction.
>>741349819Do they not know how to pre-render their cut-scenes?Why is it glitching out like this?
>>741389326Yes, but theres also a metric fuckton more to it for one reason, which is that Sony owns Insomniac. Sony also still retains a large degree of ownership over the Spider-Man IP. If Insomniac was independent it might not be an issue, at one point making capeshit games with tons of characters wasn't a hurdle. Look at Web of Shadows which has Wolverine, Luke Cage, Venom, Moon Knight in it and also references Battleworld, The Clone Saga and other characters
>>741390651>Also not having MJ be an actual superhero like Toxin or She-Venom is a waste because then you get forced stealth sections instead of a different moveset.No one on earth who picks up this game wants to play as MJ. Ever. Just keep her as a damsel who at best will have to survive against a bad guy once or twice or do somethign to help spiderman like zelda. What they actually did was so fucking stupid that it breaks all immersion in the game.
>>741390768very fast VENOM running at incredible hihg speed
>>741390768It's real-time. Every single movieshit these days has these pop-ins linger for almost a second on cuts, it's extremely embarrassing.
>>741390860Faggot. I'd play as MJ. Don't want this to turn into an AGP argument as if there would be a photo mode then I'd swing around the city and use it. But other than that, varied movesets while time consuming to develop would be kino and MJ as She-Venom gives her an excuse to have differing outfits and be more useful to the plot, have agency, and actually provide more depth to the character.
VENOM'D
>>741390965I know it's real time, I'm wondering WHY they insist on it?
>>741350065>We're going to make people like playing as herYou blew it when she was bad to play the first time.
>>741350249How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
>>741391151kek
>>741350448That's actually stupid. If I punched myself, I'd still react to the punch.
>>741387023damn, this is ithe had his guard up then he realised that MJ's complete delusion will end her life if he just lets it happen so went full zen
>>741349971Mary Jane BBC sense reacted first >>741350229
>>741391656Retard.
>>741391151>peter gets RAPED by the fridge while this is happening shameful display
>>741350129Poor lad never had a loving or at least caring mother
>>741361095>>741361419Wrong. That appeared in exactly 1 crossover comic with Ironfist, and the author misunderstood how the spidey-sense actually works. The spidey-sense only gives a sense of danger and sometimes a vague sense of direction, but it doesn't actually identify or tell Peter what the danger is. Peter must still confirm exactly where and what the danger is to react appropriately. The most his spidey-sense can do is sometimes let him know he should move right now, except he still must consciously make the decision to react, or in rare cases of an extreme overriding sense of danger he will reflexively react (which just as often leads to him getting injured as escaping injury due to his reflexives not making an appropriate evasion compared to the threat).A major plot point in the comics is that major threats actually consistently overwhelm his spidey-sense and he is left frustrated trying to figure out where and what the threat is, because all he has is "Oh shit, there's a threat in the area." Additionally, his spidey-sense is so general that sometimes it triggers when the threat in the area is big enough but isn't actually directed at him, but at others nearby.Peter cannot rely on his spidey-sense to take over his actions, because it doesn't work like that, and never has. It's a heads up warning of potential threats, not an actual psychic precognition of what's happening.
>>741391151I've seen a few yogahotwife videos like this.
>>741355881Mystique is a manIt larps as both sexes and is a prolific rapistIt's also the father of Nightcrawler. The german count it was married too/raping while larping as a woman walked in on it going full futamode with it's girlfriend at the time in their marital bed.
>>741393279Nightcrawler's dad is Azazel.>buh buh buhNightcrawler's. dad. is. Azazel.
>>741390329I hate this game so fucking much. It's everything that has gone wrong in the Spider-Man franchise in one story.
>>741355881she would be the perfect gf
>>741391105I'm not going to bring up your obvious AGP or your failing attempt to defend faggotry of this type. You're fucking stupid, obvious, and no one should listen to fucking idiots like you. >>741393618Anon, Mystique is a canon shape changing tranny that serial rapes people and fucked it's girlfriend with a futa cock to make Nightcrawler. This is 100% canon period.
>>741349819This looks like a middle aged woman shielding her son
>>741349819I fucking hate how that version of Spiderman looks like a low budget after school movie starring Californians.
>>741394595>Manless childless spinsters are in charge of what women are supposed to look like>Constantly complain about adult women who look "unrealistic" and complain about adult women who look "like children">Spiderman looks like a highschool kid while MJ looks like a 40 year old mother of 3, not a peep.
>>741374023Holy fucking kek
I'm willing to give a game a try even if I've seen people complaining about it being woke slop but I got this game for free and still was only able to get myself to play for like 20 minutes before I deleted it. What a piece of shit lol
>>741349819I hate the way everyone in this game looks.
Peter Parker used to be such a chad. Now he's a latte drinking faggot.
>>741350249Holy fuck I hate the summer
>HELP MJ SAVE HERSELF
>>741387761Just read for once in your life
Reject Spider-SlopEmbrace Batkino
>>741349819>Scientist Fred G. Edare was studying cryogenics when he accidentally injected himself with radioactive freon, transforming into a 600 pound refrigerator >After Spiderman drinks the last beer from inside him and only finishes half of it before dumping the rest in the sink, Dr. Edare vows revenge
>>741396189vs Batman when faced with a dyke raveslut with a revolver
>>741352882notice nothing was said about the 90s animated series
>>741396925We don't talk about that game or GK
>>741389236jej underrated
>>741349876I can read lips and he said that
>>741395506>watching season 1>Peter is juggling both MJ and Felicia at once and the show hasn't shat on him for it Couldn't be made today.
>>741396925I heard that wasn't THE Batman, it was an alien clone or some stupid shit like that, and the real Batman is still alive, but this reveal was done months later after release.Either Suicide Squad bombed so hard they quickly retconned it or they actually already planned out this dumb shit from the start.
>>741350680Is this why so many westerners are trannies? They see "women" in video games who look like them in a wig?
>>741398312Probably. They're certainly in lockstep with the foids in pushing this shit. Just look at the flags in any Twitter screenshot.
Can we finally all admit that spider sense is a really stupid plot device? It's like super speed where when the writer wants the the main character to dodge an attack, then of course it's feasible, but when the writer wants the main character to get hit, the super speed/spider sense just doesn't work. Stupid mary sue bullshit. They push spiderman as a modest street level crime fighter, but constantly have him fighting thanos and darkseid because he's super intelligent, and super strong, and super fast, and can sense all danger no matter whatIn conclusion, batman is better.
>>741398869It's like a low tier precognition ability where he knows something is coming at him but ultimately he needs to dodge well to avoid it.
>>741349819>MJ is actually a hero goy
>>741394595
>>741389056You’re overtly and obnoxiously dishonest.
>>741350229his greatest weakness, being in the same story as a strong woman and nigger
>>741361967>pete is canonically cursed by fate to constantly eat shit and suffer because fuck you, you dont get to have nice thingsThe real reason is that the comic can't end, it has to keep going forever, that's why they make Pete suffer. They killed Aunt May because drama sells, and then they brought her back because they needed something "big" to happen that in that week's issue.Comics aren't meant to go indefinetely like that, they need to plan their way, otherwise they get stupid plotlines that go nowhere. I hope they end the series at issue 1k.
>>741365969she looks like that twitter red head that got mad about being told she has a face built to withstand the most angry of alcoholic Irish husbands
>>741349971>doesn't react to venom-doesn't matter, spider-man's human reaction time is clearly slower than his sense thing which seem to work as a reflex. otherwise he would never be hit by a villain ever
>>741350129kekmom never said love you to you huh? fucking lmao
>>741350217While this may be true in the comics, this was not established in the game, plus the spider-sense still works in the Venom boss fight
>>741350320>>741350217At least when it comes to the spider sense not working, the cartoon also did that as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Ob83N7Xqg
>>741398116This is still the last time we’re ever going to hear Kevin Conroy as Arkhamverse Batman. They knew for months that he passed away, and instead of doing anything to change the game to be more respectful, they still let Harley murder Batman. It was terrible.
>>741397094Suicide Squad is canon to the Arkhamverse.
>>741349819MJ TANKED that
>>741349819this is the single most retarded thing i have ever seen
Y tho
>>741349971It doesn't work on symbiote but he doesn't need spider sense for what's happening 8 feet in front of him making it insulting still
>>741405794Both Sony and Microsoft want to appeal to disgusting troons, so they purposely make their women ugly as sin now.
>>741405960He uses his Spider Sense as a crutch.
>>741398116That doesn’t change the fact that Babs, Tim, and a lot of other characters got murdered off screen, or how they try to whitewash Harley when she was complicit in murdering children and torturing Jason.
>>741405794SM2 MJ is awful, but SM1 MJ is still low tier compared to the bombshell MJ's suppose to be
i haven't played the game. did spidey lose his powers at that point?
>>741405794the top one is cuter in gamethe bottom one is cuter irl
>>741405794MJ is still a massive cunt in the first game.
>>741405794It's two things:1) Attractive women existing makes mid and ugly women seethe. Women aren't like men, where a man will see a handsome, buff character and think, "Man, I want to look like that. I should probably go to the gym again." Women will see a female character who isn't an ugly, obese cow and cry, "THIS IS UNREALISTIC! THIS WAS ONLY MADE FOR NAZI CHUDS!!"2) Troons know deep down they will never be women and live in a fragile illusion 24/7, so seeing attractive women completely shatters that illusion. To which they also shriek, "THIS IS UNREALISTIC! WOMEN DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! THIS WAS ONLY MADE FOR NAZI CHUDS!!"You could also factor in ESG, Black Rock, and all those other "inclusive" diversity firms, but it really doesn't matter because this ugly female representation epidemic would exist with or without companies getting paid to include ugly female characters.
>>741405624>last time we hear Conroy Batman in games is this piece of shit SSKJL>last time we hear him in a cartoon is some shitty HBO show with gender or raceswapped characters
>>741406252That's unrealistic, chud. A woman has literally never looked like that before, incel. Stop watching porn, nazi.
>>741405624Fair point. Hopefully everyone involved with that piece of shit will end up homeless.
>>741350492Do I even need to ask for the early life check?Ears below eyeshorrible nosesoulless eyes.
>>741380232FRIDGE-SAMA YAMETE
>>741406147Hopefully SS gets retconed out of existence, but they won't because that means admitting defeat.The jump from Arkham Knight to SS is so jarring because all these heroes were there the whole time and no one helped Batman, or have to come up with a dumb excuse to explain why. If they really, really wanted to shove them into the Arkham universe, they should've done it at a snail's pace, and something well thought out, not drop them overnight, JL already established, and then kill them off or fake kill them whatever the fuck.Idk why they bothered introducing Superman and the other heroes to the Arkham universe via easter eggs and references, they could've been different franchises unreleated to Arkham. Arkham could've just been his own thing, street city hero not the watchtower ridiculousness. Despite how crazy things got in Bamham, I always apreciated that it was just him..well until you start seeing the references of other heroes.
>>741406723I miss this so much
>>741349819When the chungussy is smelly
>>741389056>no uLmao.Roflmao evenDil8 and kys.
I don't see the appeal of Mary Jane in general.She seems to be a super forced character, desu
>>741389056then stop doing this and you won't see that screenshot
>Face it, tig- ACK!!!
>>741407113you're not the target audience and that's fine
>>741349971It's so obvious this scene was written for Peter to jump in front, but Sweet Baby or whatever consultancy company they hired said "A MAAAAAN CAN'T SAVE A WOMAN!!!!! CHANGE IT!"
>>741361383He's looking right at him. Spidey sense shouldn't even come into play unless it's a cheap-shot.
>>741349819Why are we on the verge of slaughtering an entire school in shrieking fury about here? Do you all lose your shit when the heroes get beaten up and knocked around in movies, cartoons, TV shows, or comics? MJ accomplished nothing here, she's not some demonic DEI woke avatar of the destruction of the white male race.
>>741407113>I don't see the appeal of Mary Jane in general.She's one of the few good things in Peter's life.
>>741390428A shame that it hit you anyway and now you can't comprehend things you read anymore.
>>741350138>why do you want people to not act like retards there is dragons n sheetblessed retard
>>741349819MJ sensed the big phallic object so she jumped into it
>>741377865Anon, you would make a terrible terrorist.
>>741349819>has spider sense>extremely fast reflexes>super strength>some how MJ reacted faster than he did>couldn't get a fucking fridge off of himwho wrote this?
>>741407059>me and my tard wife
>>741355530>how dare people defend each other! how dare we show basic humanity towards each other!! HOW FUCKING DARE!!!You animals would just stand and watch someone be assaulted and killed if you weren't the one doing the assaulting and killing because you think helping and saving people is woke DEI leftism.
>>741350016To own the chuds online who said they hated playing as her in the first one.
>da spidey sense does not work against venom durrHe's literally looking at him. Go on retards, make us laugh.
Hey, Spider-man, one more day, am I right?
>>741350680Troons and faggots will look you dead in the eye and say this is a 10.
>>741350217How come it doesn't block MJ sense?
>>741408958>He's literally looking at himthat's true, holy shit lmao
>>741408958Plus all MJ does is throw herself into a hit for no reason.>Does it, fridge scene and kidnapped>Doesn't do it, fridge scene happens and kidnapped (unless she runs away)
>>741408632nta but don't you think the dramatic shoving-someone-out-the-way-of-implied-death scene is a bit cliche and unnecessary? It's bad writing. As a writer, there's better ways to show characters are willing to take risks for each other
>>741409219>ugly people in the past hated being reminded of ugly people, would imagine themselves prettier >ugly people now eternally reminded thanks to media conforming to the small, vocal minority of a bunch of leftists, wokies and tranniesMust be surreal.
>>741409561You're right, remove all cliche helping people.
>>741405624>>741406674If it makes you feel better, the most recent appearance of Kevin Conroy is from the new Lego Batman gamehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=AvtKEOjr528&t=70sWe went full circle
>>741393913Notice how this anon ignores my argument and resorts to ad hominem. Also notice how this anon immediately brings up a modern comic that came out in the last few years and points to a character being made into a futa as if anyone respects modern comics and their "canon" when all the creatives who made Marvel into what is are now dead, poor, or have been ousted.Seems like anon is a baiter who does it for free which is more pathetic than grifters. And add on the obsession with bringing up trannies and futa, now you've got pathetic mental illness on top of that.
>Spider-man: seething shrieking /v/irgins crying about white genocide over a child's toy>Venom: normal people who play and enjoy child's toy
>>741409637Why does it have to be all? if it's done well it doesn't have to be removed, problem is it's almost always done poorly, usually as an excuse to stear the plot into a dumb direction.
>>741349819LOL
>>741409887that's ok, but the sm2 mj scene is still retardedalso chidlren deserve better, it's been done before, it's not rare.
lmao
Why didn't they just get Kirsten Dunst to be the face model and actress? Oh right, we're not allowed to have attractive women in games. Forgot about that.
>>741350680Ditko Peter would take one look at this thing before puking and going on a 3 page rant about about the Vietnam war
>>741350680Well it's rumored the lead writer leaned on the design team to make MJ's model "more inclusive." Just a coincidence that he's a man-jawed troon redhead though.
>>741410453Dude looks like HHH.
>>741410453
>>741350065I was gonna buy the game despite everything until I read this
>>741358918Women behave their whole lives as if being humble would turn them to ash like a vampire under the sun.Actually the niggers of gender.
>>741350048they kill their children.
>>741409750Waited till you thought I left to go on a retard shpiel to "win an inernet argument" huh?No bitch. Those motherfuckers are still working in marvel and marvel is still upholding this. Even made a pride faggot comic about how the genocidal murderous psychopathich shape changing serial rapist(who murders the children it has or puts into women constantly) is an uwu guud dad/mom and hekin valid "lesbian" or queer or tranny or whatever. You lost bitch. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. This shit is 100% canonAnd Disney is going to make it canon in the MCU.
>>741410453Well the truth is sweet baby and the producers wanted ManJaw to look like a 45 year old single mother to a cat named hairy pawter. Don't want to upset the fantasy uglies they imagine are buying it and let the old women be the girl the teen male is thirsting after and saving. Really sick sad shit.
>>741382613>minor skillsShe wins any fight against normal humans, even if they're very trained. She was going toe to toe with Wolverine himself in the first movie. She knocked out a man by slapping his face with her foot, while sitting down. Mystic looks ugly as fuck in the new game, but something like tackling Wolverine isn't beyond her abilities at all.
>>741407840Heh.
>>741349819Was reddit right to shut down the shitposting?
>play capeshit>surprised it caters to liberal redditor manchildrenhilarious you expected anything else
>>741414573Yes that post is completely correct
>>741414659>there was literally no other way to set up MJ getting kidnapped other than making Peter into a bitch and needing to be saved by Miles - from a fucking fridgeYou're the troon in that post, huh?
>>741349819>help MJ save herselftrash
>>741349819>Venom: Venom!Who writes this shit lmao
>>741350048>The most unrealistic part of this is the fact that a woman was willing to risk her life to save a man that wasn’t her kidwrong
>>741415415Miles isn’t in that scene
>>741350129I’m sorry your mom hates you and wishes you were never born, but that’s not our problem. Not everyone had a shitty mother like you.
>enter thread>control + f>"leve">0 hits>leave
>>741416225this is some grim shit, and it happens so much>all women are whoreslike fuck, dude, sorry for your upbringing. my parents loved me and their marriage is super close and doing great, im just a total piece of shit completely independently on my own, they didnt do anything wrong
>>741349819wouldn't this kill MJ instantly?
/co/ Won
>>741418460At the very least some broken ribs, both get sent flying with enough force to drop the refrigerator
>>741415415Maybe you should watch the scene instead of making up scenarios in your head fool
>>741410453Its entirely unfounded. That other person only resembles that one screenshot. She has incorrect facial features in all other photos.
>>741365969
>thread's still up>>741406674Slim chance but you wouldn't happen to have the macro in a similar vein to this one, it's like two soldiers I think and the one tells the other "it's good you slept through the bad days, 'cause it's about to get worse" or something?
Muggas could be in this thread as we speak
>>741414659MJ throws herself into a hit that would crush her ribcage for no reason. Peter gets hit whether or not she did that stupud shit.
>>741418941But what about
>>741418520Oh boy. I'm sure Superman will never be cucked.
>>741350065fuvk
>>741349819I understand that Spiderman wears a suit so he puts a spider design on it.Venom is organic, this is not a suit. Why did his body grow to style itself in a spider shape?
>>741412465>WaitedYeah I guess you want me to be psychic and know your schedule huh? Nope. I got my own life. You should get one.>Marvel is upholding thisYeah you illiterate retard, I said it doesn't matter because modern Marvel doesn't matter because it is all hack garbage.>You lost bitchGlad you could tell me, I wouldn't have figured it out if you didn't tell me....not.>MCUThis faggot is delusional if anybody on 4chan gives a fuck about the MCU.
>>741391440KeK
>>741350129>who hurt you sweetie tier triggered responses to thisEmotionally stunted people took an accurate generalization as an attack on their mommy specifically and lashed out without a counter.
>>741350048Bless your lil heart faggot. Don't ever look into SIDS. Actual grim shit women can just pull shit like that
>>741418582>i'm deboonking!kys
>>741350320TLDR the black suit (symbiote) is alien from race of conquers or some shit. Whats relevant is that it used to bond to spider-man, gained a lot of his abilities, and blocks his senses.Also the suit is female and acts as a deranged angry girlfriend that at one point raped his dying body, mind broke him over the course of days, and gained a deeper bond to wear him like a meat suit.
>>741390428Needs her name in the will first.
>>741349819>ARE>*instantly webs his throat, nose and mouth shut*>*clocks him in the face as symbiote tries to remove it*>*grabs fridge and breaks it over his back*>*pours gasoline on symbiote and sets it on fire*Heh...nothin personnel...
>turning off your spider senseok but what about using your fucking eyes
>>741350129You pissed off roasties with this one holy shit lmao.
>>741410194Crazy thing is you can see she's also wearing a bra under that shirt. She just has glasscutters.
>>741355626They changed his face to resemblance the rat child that plays him on the movies
I'm more of a sentry guy myself
>>741350217>>741350448I thought part of his spider powers meant he grew some super thin spider hair that reacts to airflow or somethingLike in Dragonball or picrel
>>741350680Jesus>>741350687
>>741349971um women writing?
>>741352882Spiderfags are the worst, yes.
>>741349819Why is a 40 year old woman getting with some kid anyway? This is deeply rooted in pedophilia.
We need to clean the air a bit. Someone post 60s spiderman.
>>741388275Even without the spider sense, doesn't he have superhuman reflexes? Like the spider sense is basically danger-activated ESP, so he can sense things like if a bomb he wasn't even aware of is about to explode. Venom gets past it so he can do things like attack Spidey from behind without him realizing.
>>741350448You're correct, however this apparently doesn't apply to the games as evidenced by the boss fights. And also apparently Venom is immune to fire instead of it being one of his two weaknesses so who cares
>>741352882I shit on modern games, modern comics, and modern movies. The old stuff is good
>>741407113She's yet to have an adaptation that gets her right
>>741426608Retconned recently.The venom symbiote is male now and fucked/impregnated eddie brocks wife.The kid it spawned has been running around spiderman comics for a while and the entire fanbase is grossed out about the whole situation.
>>741424962Its remembering spiderman.That used yo be the case.Now all of the symbiotes have spiderman yhemes even the ones who arent related to venom.Its just laziness and branding.
>>741425309Okay cunt. You earned your 5cents for that post. You lost this fight. Go away now.
>>741419539>women are retardedok and?
>>741398116yeah all the Justice League were actually clones except Wonder Woman who actually did die which is pretty funny
>>741430985First Mystique, now Venom. Someone at marvel really has a fetish for magic dick impregnation fantasies.
>>741391656Try receiving a punch from yourself from the back
>>741378046don't know why venom's acting all annoyed like it doesn't want to get boned by peter too
>>741431274>UM YOU LOST M'KAY? >PLZ GO AWAY NOWNo I don't think I will. That's an MCU reference for ya, faggot, if you couldn't tell. Since you enjoy it so much.>>741431548They're rage baiting. Simple as. Also the symbiote one is less gross since it basically just added it's dna to Eddies presumably. It didn't fuck Anne without Eddie being there I guess. I dunno. Still kinda dumb way to get Dylan to be a gary stu for Cates to prop up. Faggot writer.>>741430601I would say Spec 2008 and TAS are the best so far. They still get her personality mostly down, they just don't use her as well or as much as a character in the plots or have bigger B-plots for her to engage with like the comics where MJ helped put together Peter's apartment or her dealing with modelling and other endeavors.
>>741352882Yeah what does Inhumans have then lately mate? Kek.
>>741349819I used to religiously watch that spiderman tv show from the 90's when i was a kid. I'd even rewatch episodes because my shithole country tv station couldn't afford to get the whole series so there were a lot of reruns. Goddamn that show was so fucking cool. Spiderman wasn't written as a joke character played by limp wristed fucks as it is today, he was as cool as Superman or Batman because the IP hadn't been raped by hollywood hack roach writers. I fucking hate modern capeshit with a passion for what they did to these characters. Fucking roaches, roaches everywhere.
>>741424962>Venom is organic, this is not a suit. Why did his body grow to style itself in a spider shape?Probably just so that the jumpscare in his original appearance could work.
>>741434724They based MJ on this Peter.
>>741434724Same, 90s Spiderman alongside BTAS and Mighty Max was kino of the highest order which will never be replicated.
>>741349819A human couldn't write something this poor
>>741435983Look at that fucking physique, he looked like a prowling tiger. He looked like a coil ready to explode. You believed he was a superhero because he looked like one. These days the character is written to be the butt of jokes or comic moment in the movie because picrel type of writing took over. The old cartoons respected the character, but with the new movies and cartoons it's like they want the character to be a joke. The current version is stuck in a perpetual "early years" when shows like Batman or Superman evolve the character in later iterations in the same series, Batman doesn't stay in the "year one" version, he becomes The Batman. And then they wonder why their shows and games bomb. Then they replaced him with the black dude, who essentially is the black version of the limp wristed white dude, they can't write a man being spiderman, it's always this dweeby guy. Bring back the Man in "Spiderman" already.>>741435970>They based MJ on this Peter.I'm so tired man, they're idiots who fail upwards.
>>741436838Yeah but I don't have any expectations of the industry actually correcting itself or improving, at least not in the foreseeable future given how utterly pozzed it is at this point. Maybe a resurgance in 50 years or so after all the retarded faggot hacks who are currently running it into the ground are dead.
>>741387330>Venom/ the symbiotes kinda circumvent his spidey sense, but he still has his god tier reflexesThe reason it seems Spidey has such god-tier reflexes is because of the spider-sense. He can literally start dodging before shit actually happens because of it. Symbiotes shut all of that down. That's why Spidey's so horribly, horribly outdone by Venom and Carnage.
>>741435827No the symbiote was morphed by Spider-Man when he got it in Secret Wars and he thought of Julia Carpenter's costume. That's why it got that symbol and eyes. The symbiote then kept it and yeah it did that as a jumpscare because MJ was used to the black costume by that point but it growing a mouth and the larger physique were obvious to her that it wasn't Peter.Then Cates the faggot, decided to retcon that to something dumber.
>>741395506The 90's spiderman cartoon was something else, man.That and X-men. Damn; I want that era back.
>>741390329>maybe MJ was rightMJ told Peter he's useless?
>>741434724>>741435983The story is fantastic but the early era digital coloring they used is rough
>>741350229
>>741434724>>741435983This show was truly blessed. Every piece of Spider-man media coming after it was inspired by it in some way. Even despite all the censorship it managed to have one of the best depictions of Carnage.
>>741390329This whole line of thought that Peter kept going through about Miles never made any fucking sense.2 takes place after Miles Morales, where Peter was already fully comfortable leaving Miles to protect the city while he was off in Europe for a few weeks.
>>741418520He got bitched in Suicide Squad
>>741424962The Symbiote copied all of Peter’s abilities strength, and even its own interpretation of the Spider logo when they were bonded. More importantly, it’s basically a jilted ex lover that’s pissed off Peter rejected it, desperately wants to get him back, and makes all it’s future hosts dress up like him.
>>741434724Spiderman rape started before the MCU took off. You can trace it back to when Marvel decided he must always be a high school kid or eternal man child incapable of balancing his life.94 is one of the few times he has most of his shit together and a grown adult.
>>741436838Sorry anon. Kids can't relate to an adult spider-man that can punch shit, actually makes use of his powers, and not one step away from living in a cardboard box.Teen drama spider-man who gets beat by a fridge is what the kids want.
Inb4 thread 404's, just wanted to say Lowe, Brevoort, and Slott all enjoy getting pegged by each other and eating shit.
