So.... confirmed Kratos number one helper is a squirrel
>>741373394I would really prefer if you'd become a better man.
>>741373394>how do we make it even more obvious that we are muvelcoded
Nigga thats nu-Mmmh!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16200456
>>741373394Doesn't that insufferable fat Asian faggot voice it?
>>741373394most reddit game of all time
>>741373394>variety of acts of violencewhat in the twitter
I am Kratos the mighty
>>741373394>OI KRATOS WHAT IS THAT NIGGERISH CREATURE
>>741374841this picture is NUTS.
>>741374841WE
Your obsessed with this franchise
>>741375081Your're a troons
>>741375081
GODS
>>741373394These games are so fucking annoying, I hate everything about them
POWERFUL.
>>741375081*You’re I know it’s “hard” being brown
What's the matter little chuddies? Can't stand the sight of a powerful and independent woman?
>>741373394Nuts
>wake up>immediately seethe about a franchise you’ve never played What a life
>>741375261False advertising. She looks even worse in-game
>>741375372Relax, liberalIt's called DARK HUMOR
>>741375337WTF is this shit
>>741375372>wake up>be a fagAh the suffering you must endure
>>741375487>he hasn’t given his life for isreal yetShame
>>741373394
>>741375334your mom is riding a bbc
>>741375562The beautiful protagonist from Santa Monica Studio's highly anticipated game, Laufey
>>741375337>that facethis cannot be real
>>741375597>wake up>die for Israel
>>741373394Nigga that's nuts
>>741375814It's a western game. From the shithole that is Cali fucking fornia. How are you surprised?
No one hates American made video games more than Americans
>>741375081My what?
>>741375337New Hellblade is looking rough
>>741376125Your life for Israel rightoid cuck
>>741376175>My life for Israel rightcoid cuck obsessed with this franchiseHoly ESL world salad
>>741375740What is it with jeets and obsession with black penises anways?
>>741375337
>>741375337My dick has literally never been more flaccid.
>>741375337You WILL applaud busted up old hags as heroes. You WILL accept the emasculation of anything masculine. You WILL nod respectfully in her direction. And you WILL like it, chud!
>>741375784>Laufeythat rubber fag from the anime about pirates?
>>741375734Not true though, I dropped CP2077 because of all the tranny bullshit
>>741375337Saved in case I need to kill my boner instantly for some reason.
>>741375337Will it run on a 5090 RTX?
>>741375337Truly amazing what you get when you put women in charge
>>741375261Ah yes, a pissed off looking HR lady in cosplay, surely that will earn my preorder!
>>741373394>ratatoskr>claptrap>jar jar>donkeyi love comedy relief side kicks
>>741378889Nah
>>741375337kathy griffin looking good
>>741373823...but, yes, you are correct
>>741375261I need the laundry edit.
>>741374992why did they have to make her so white coded?
>>741373394That's my FUARKING hero right there.Squeak? Squeak.
>>741373394>WOMAAAAN, WHERE ARE MY NUTS!?
>>741373394A talking Squirrel?! Gods, Kratos you've lost your fucking mind.
>>741375917I'm disappointed it took so many posts before someone said it
>>741373394>WHERE IS NIGVAR! HE MUST SEE MY WIFE THIS INSTANT SO I CAN BECOME A BETTER MAN!!!! >NIGVAR? NIGVAR?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE>*pauses delta rune and looks behind him*>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK NIGVAR, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! NIGVAR, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY NIGVAR AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN NIGVAR'S ASSHOLE>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT
>>741381017why does GOOOOOODSS/better man posting always make me laugh? its so stupid.
>>741375337Reinventing Gollum motion capture tech 20 years later.
>>741373394Nogga that's nuts!
>>741374841It's a KANGZILLA!
>>741381143Because you are low iq
>>741375261A brave, strong, independent woman
>>741373394The squirrel is based and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
> They are turning all characters into Chudjaks one by oneOkay, but why?
>>741375337Those British, slags worse than any meth heads
>>741381657but her race is american
>>741375261laugheyble
>>741381478Who hurt you sweetie
>>741373394Oh god there's going to be so much porn of this squirrel's asshole...
>>741381714Nah.Look that slag better.She is a pure bong mud shark
>>741373394I would really prefer you'd play my wife's game.
>>741381837This is from the 2022 game, he only has 10 uploads on e6. His smite rendition is much more popular.
>>741375337Why are characters in nugow always flying around like dragon ball characters
>>741373953wtfis this what furfags have been getting up to?
>>741375261>>741375337WTF Giorgia Meloni???
>>741373394>capable of an astounding variety of acts of violence, I imagine
>>741375337Did she get burned alive or what?
>>741373394Fucking KEK. God damn, those were better times....GoW 2018 was "okay" and HAD promise. Ragnarok was utter garbage. The combat got stale almost immediately. The race swapping was pointless, but got them lots of Black R(c)ock Bucks.Can't wait to see how utterly shit the new one will be. It's basically the reductio ad absurdem of all woke dev thinking/effort.
>>741375337post the original dude
>Yfw you've seen that porn where Atreus holds squirrel's asshole wide open while Kratos shits in it
>>741389021>Porn?That's just a casual Nu-God of war game
>>741373394The irony of Chibi is that he spouts all these woke talking points because he wants attention and pussy and it comes off as really hollow and desperate.Chibi would probably become a right-wing chud if it were the thing his favorite cosplaying e-girls were doing.
>>741389926Whats he up to these days?
GOOOOOOOOOODSSS
>>741375261>>741375337>god of war but without the character people give a shit aboutA bold strategy, let's see if it pays off.
>>741391719normies are going to love the whedon cube, mark my words
STOP SAYING BAD THINGS TO MY WIFE SON, MOTHER.!!
>>741373394That’s not Kratos. That’s Gaytos.
>>741373394Asiago cheese bagels
Nigger.
>>741394840
>>741373394TUFF... HE'S JUST LIKE ME
>>741395583
>>741373394Is this thing really in the game?
>>741375337Well I mean she's dead, it makes sense that she looks like a rotting corpse.
>>741388947It's just a screenshot of the trailer, you can pause it yourself and see.
>>741375337She looks like that weird ass creature from Lord of The Rings called Smeagol or some shit like that lmao.
>>741400838Yes, and he was voiced by a YouTuber.
>>741388947This is original. Its actually official promotional screenshot they decided to use in marketing anon.
