the great debate
>>741375774Troon containment general
If they are spherical then they are just regular boobs, not Minecraft boobs.
Any good servers with the jenny mod and other stuff like that? I like minecraft erp
>>741375774Cubical if in a game. Rounded in off model art.
>cubical paizuri
post the 7 hour video essay now
Round is for fapping.Cube is for aesthetic.
And flat is for glory.
>>741375774They should be boobical
>>741375774What's this shit called? It's not furry but it's not normal either. Either way, zoomers/alphas are fucked.
>>741375774Lara Croft already solved this debate.
>>741380603I've fapped to worse.t. millennial
>>741381001when is you generation psychologically moving on to grow up?
>>741381085good morning sir
FF7 proved cubicles can look spherical with enough proper developer care.
>>741381085When are you going to learn english, jfc.
What about Vintage Story boobs?
>>741381662VS autists dont masturbate to porn they masturbate to the 500 hour grinds they have to do get materials to upgrade their water buckets.
>>741375774IT should be noted that minecraft porn would not be popular outside of extreme autism, if no for the fact that Slippery T is a talented animator and director.
>>741375774Triangular prism.
>>741381797Give me a SlipperyT of Vintage Story and we'll see how I feel.
>>741381797Have you seen what is made on VS servers?They make chiseled spheres from cubes.If it is a relief or painting, they also tend to use rounded shapes.
>>741375774This is dumb, but square because Minecraft.
>>741382001I've seen the vintage story character model. They somehow managed to make the most unappealing model in the entire block game genre,
>>741375774Off-model left > on-model flat > off-model right
>>741375774A creative use of deformed boxes
>>741383896If Roblox characters can be sexualized, I'm sure someone can find a way to sexualize Seraphs.
>>741375774zoomies pissed and shit and pooped and farted themselves over this stuff
>>741389184...out of their feminine cocks
>>741389320You have a weird fetish but go off I guess.
>>741389320I assumed that goes without saying
>>741375774Cubical. Spherical is for gooner larpers
>>741389670>>741375774I prefer neither. Alex is sexy as hell just as she is.
>>741375774Pyramids.
>>741381001>Remembering how good she was at drawing lolis and incest together>just so that all of a sudden out of nowhere, she starts drawing scat, vore, and farts.
>>741389870>>741380306based DFChads
>>741375774LAWFUL GOOD: CubesNEUTRAL GOOD: PrismsCHAOTIC GOOD: Rotated/Deformed CubesLAWFUL NEUTRAL: VoxelsTRUE NEUTRAL: FlatCHAOTIC NEUTRAL: Pyramids/TetrahedronsLAWFUL EVIL: SpheresNEUTRAL EVIL: Low-poly ModelsCHAOTIC EVIL: Cones
mostly cubic in shape, but not totally rigid. Should be allowed to deform a little, and not be at a perfect right angle to the body. >>741380034 is a good start.
>>741375774Cube. Anyone who says otherwise is a coomerbrain who cares nothing about artistic consistency.
big fat fuckin blocks
>>741375774None. Minecraft porn is deranged and autistic, even more than sonic porn and that alone is an accomplishment.
>>741375774>minecraft sex analysis>daddyjizzReported to FBI
>>741375774Flat, with realistic nipples poking through clothing to make clear they are there
>>741388787this shit looks so goddamn uglyand retards wonder why no one plays this crap
>>741381150>>741381268>doesn't like to confront reality>immediately attacks the format of the messageLet me rephrase, when will you stop clinging onto poor dogshit immature coping mechanisms to work on yourself and become the man you're put on this Earth to be?
>>741375774Spherical
why are there sex mods for minecraft but not 'make single player less lonely 'mods
>>741393590but the nipples are square or round?
>>741394085>has to use chatgpt to fix his grammar and be taken seriously
>>741394165what would that even entail? that's what villagers and pillagers are for. do you want some AI slop that mimics actual human behavior? because all you're going to get is human-like mobs shitting on your house, stealing your streets, and getting ran over by minecarts.
>>741393393That's a nice size on her. Is she yours?
Reminder minecraft is unironically one of the top searches on pornhub for years in a rowZoomers and little shits actually ruin everything
>>741394718and so did you when you were their age, searching for blues clues porn and shit. disgusting.
>>741394578I didn't create that model, if that's what you're asking.She's a waifu mob from a mod called beastslayer.
>>741394558>that's what villagers and pillagers are forAnon one of those NPCs does nothing but try to to kill you just like every other mob in the game and the other is a glorified vending machine for garbage that frequently can only say 'ehheeh' and 'urhh'. How is that making the world less lonely
>>741375774spherical is hotter
>>741375774>Chickens don't lay cube eggsCurves exist in minecraft so tits are round.
>>741394978Ah, dang. Yeah, I wasn't sure if she was a modded player character or an NPC. Thanks for sharing the mod name, because now I can look up more of her.
>>741394165>but not 'make single player less lonely 'modsthere are tons of mods for this, what are you even talking about? Minecraft comes alive turns villagers into sims, you can get married and have kids, befriend npcs, etc. Little maid mod adds anime girl npcs who do various tasks for you. Touhou littlemaid is the same concept but its touhou characters instead of generic anime girls in french maid outfits. Lovely robot adds robowaifu bodyguards. Customnpcs lets you make npcs with extensive dialog trees and quests. There's also this mod >>741394978that adds succubus companions who follow you around and give you buffs in exchange for feeding them your blood.
>>741394085Maybe Anon doesn't live his life according to your standards?
>>741395469Standards that aren't stunted are too much to live up to? Isn't this how your predecessors lived, why can't you follow suite?
>>741395068Well you ignored my hilarious joke, so pray tell. What would you even suggest to make the world feel less lonely.
>>741395576Because times have changed dramatically compared to how our predecessors lived.
>>741395691>you ignored my hilarious joke
>>741394165>>741394558>>741395691I was going to say 'bring back grimoire of gaia' but it turns out it's been getting updated for ages so there you go problem solved, best mod ever made
>>741395774nta, I just never get to use these reactions
>>741396140Thanks, that's a new one for me
>>741396184I have one more if you want it too
>>741396447
>>741375774NOOR, GET THE REDSTONE PISTON MACHINE
>>741394085I don't give a shit about being "a real man" and I wasn't put in Earth by anything, God or anything similar isn't real. I don't care if some retarded normalfag thinks anything I fap to is weird. Even at 14 before I had private internet access I was jerking it to photos of foxes from a National Geographic magazine. If it exists there is porn of it and we will jerk off to anything we like, if you can't handle that then leave the internet.
>>741395770not to mention that anons idealized fantasy of the standards of yesteryear
>>741394978neat>stuck on 1.12.2sob
>SlipperyT is burnt out on minecraft animations and has been WEGifying Jenny to graduate from block sex >literally nobody else who makes minecraft tits as good as himIs it over for Minecraft porn?
>>741397535it's still one of the best versions.It even has a mangled, janky, half-completed abandonware backport of create.Also ars magica 2 has finally been ported to 1.12 as of a few months ago
>>741397703>Is it over for Minecraft porn?should have never been anything other than a joke niche. the fact that kids grew up smacking their salamanders to this garbage is genuinely strange.
>>741375774I see that this is the AGP thread
>>741398110And people wonder why so many zoomers are trannies
>>741398110kids crank it to weird shitI don't see how minecraft porn is any different from kids in my generation who were cranking it to yugioh cards and shit.Your post is very reminiscent of people who grew up watching sfm ytps saying that gen alpha kiddies are rotting their brains with skibidi toilet.
>>741398216Well to be fair when I was a kid in the early 2000s we didn't have trannies trying to groom us on discord. Pedos sure, but no trannies.
>>741398483Maybe, but I remember the first internet porn I ever saw was when people didn't understand the internet. I thought you could just type in www.(whatever topic).com and get a website for it. It was also in the middle of the dot com boom when companies were just buying every single website they could, and a lot of them wound up just being porn. I liked a flash game called "math gym" so I typed in www.mathgym.com and it was scandanavian porn. Hooked.
Fucking love jenny so much.
>>741398483I'm convinced these people who cry about what others fap to are just too low IQ to understand and/or they got caught jerking off early on as a kid and got a beating from abusive parents so now they have issues. Sad really.
>>741398110>>741398483For me it was chocobo breeding in FF7
>>741375774I mean there IS round lego pieces so
>>741399213You just activated my nostalgia for that old image set of Tifa having sex with a chocobo.
>>741399291there have always been round lego pieces, even in the 1970 sets. that's just never been a thing in miney crafta
>>741380306I'm dreading the day we get footage of Movie Alex
Minecraft zoomer porn brainrot thread
>>741398110>Didn't draw Rouge the Bat nude at sleepovers and take turns with the drawing in the bathroom>Didn't get older and then jerk off in different corners of the room at sleepovers on your psp's to that one Teen Titans comic that you had to play a puzzle game to look at on newgrounds
round because they make me horny
>>741399687no I just googled "misty naked" and did my business. didn't need anyone else in the room with me.
>>741399858You didn't have the option of having anyone else in the room because everyone thought you were a massive faggot and stayed away from you.
>>741400035> Wait a minute, that joystick looks funny...
>>741375774spherical
Minekino intergenerational porn brainhealing thread
>>741399858Also sort of related. I remember trying to google pics of Rikku from FFX naked on my dads computer way back in the day. He comes in my room one day and just says "I know about Rikku" laughs and walks out.
>>741375774Minecraft or Robloc eroge will be a person's sexual awakening, mark my words.
>>741400418>a person's sexual awakening>a
Square but soft.
>>741400547ENA owes me sex.
>>741400547>Dream BBQ chapter 1 launched in March '25>it's June '26 and still no chapter 2FUCK YOU JOEL
She's a horse girl.
>>741404330She's an everything-that-breathes girl.
My 3d take
>>741405178I will now play your game
>>741398483Shut the fuck up you retarded speak,you goon to fucking blocks
>DaddyJizz>Minecraft Sex Analysis >Has a cat girl loli anime PFP I can already assume what type of person this is, and what's sad is it could be one of several categories. That's just how degenerative people like this are. $5 says he's at least a pedophile and grooms people on discord.
>No on model flat chested minecraft alex porn where she's giving you a thighjob because she cant take her clothes off because they're baked into her skin
>>741375774never understood the appeal, not even as a child, even less now.
>>741405328as if you could ever convince me that, as a fellow anon, you do not yourself goon to traps or furries or futa or ntr or any number of other fucked up fetishes>ackshually I'm the one guy on 4chan who never masturbates, let alone to weird shit!get real
For me, it's flat Alex
>>741406287>traps or furries or futa or ntrI don't fap to any of this, I don't know what you consider to be fucked up fetishes aside from these though.
>>741405178
>>741406379This is the best
>>741408487plz postt ur liipss??
posting in this thread to say i have taken thousands upon thousands of screenshots of random minecraft girl skins in game and i ask to take pictures of them and i even occasionally explicitly tell them i'm going to jack off to their skin with varying results and i have blown numerous loads to these screencaps
I have been deceived
>>741375774drawn on the character's texture like legos
>>741380306Remember that Alex was designed after a man.
>>741375774Who the fuck faps to mine craft. Who even plays crafting games. Crafting games are low iq slave simulators.
I hate it when it's cubed but there is curve to it. You either making it fully smooth or fully cube
>>741394085The current form of civilization is going off a cliff, so if you have any brains you'll enjoy it as much as you can before it's over
>>741405178cute but falls under the realistic shading that MC likes nowadaysJenny works because her textures are simple
>>741375774FuturisticHub has done irreversible damage to my psyche and he should be atoned for his degenerate sins. Something like >>741405178 btw.
>>741409421So did the first woman.
>>741375774minecraft is a kids game
>>741410174...out of 10
>>741405178cris...
>>741400035Jerking off with others in the room is gay.
>>741375774Isnt this is a childrens game? Groomers at work? Noticing the same with FNAF and Roblox as well.
>>741397703Thanks, fapped to his stuff like two hours ago. Never imagined that I'd fap to Minecraft crap, but I did.
Making a good ass out of cubes is hard>>741409840Mobs in vanilla MC have self shading now? My biggest issue with jenny was how flat she looked in game
>>741411689I'm gonna copy your body shape and use it in Figura now.
>>741394284What part of the word realistic do you not understandAnd yes I am advocating for mixels here
>>741376602Minecraft boobs are lore accurate, spherical boobs are hard pp accurate.
>>741380306The one sane man on this god forsaken board
Unless your sex mod has preg, it is worthless
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>>741399664She's just going to look like a regular mid forties white redheaded woman?
>>741416540>regularthat is wishful thinking
>>741398483I think a lot of people have been grown-ass adults for long enough to start forgetting about what a minefield Newgrounds was for delicate developing minds with unsupervised internet access back in the day.
Post Square tits
>>741394558>do you want some AI slop that mimics actual human behavior?yes, i want a bot to mine things and shitpost in chat to simulate playing on a not dead server
>>741420836bitch built like a metal gear
>>741375774I never fapped to jenny. Which is the best video for a beginner?
>>741394085You post on 4chan.
>>741400802>before making a 2 hour "game">regular new videos every few weeks>after making a 2 hour "game">nothing for yearsWow I love it so much!
>>741420836Woah
>>741420882There are better stuff out there.Jenny is mid desu.
>>741420856kek
>>741420229jerking off the fox was the best
Anyone want to play the mod with me? I can be jenny or any of the girl
>>741421523Jenny herself is mid but I checked some of the stuff out after seeing people talk about it on here and the artist's stomach bulge and cum inflation game is absolute sublime. Went back to the part in Jenny's Adventure 5 with the Warden a few times just for that.
>>741376814>I like minecraft erp
>>741381085>when is you generation psychologically moving on to grow up?Millennials?When we can afford a house. Its pretty difficult to move on with your life when you're still renting with randoms in your 40s. Most people I know are either working 2 jobs to have their own bedroom to themselves or sucking it up and sharing their bedroom with a stranger.
>>741380034pretty sure the author of this has fall so hard all he did was bestiality shit.
>>741423054ironic you bring that up considering Jenny's earlier claim to fame was getting rammed by a minecraft horse
>>741375774The author needs to be drone striked into gibbets
>>741405178>>741411689das it mane
ITT - people proud that their first sexual awakening was via Minecraft
>>741425575no no I have not seen this onehe did not make this one right?
>>741425575had to happen sometimei know for a fact what i was pumping to back in the newgrounds era wasn't something to be proud of either
>>741423843covid really messing people head somehow lol people who used to make normal stuff all of a sudden they start to every disgusting fetishes on your face
