> Boring garbage visual novel with no gameplay at all and choices don't matterSo why was Dispatch shilled and spammed like crazyin /v/ while Mixtape was hated?You realize you don't get to hate on games with no gameplay or movie games while liking garbage dating sims like Dispatch?Surely you're not so lonely the only reason dispatch is good for you is it gave you porn and a fictional girlfriend?
Dispatch>funny/interesting/sexy characters>characters have depth and personality>weekly episodic releases>fun yes I repeat FUN dispatching gameMeanwhile Mixtape>unfailable game about daddy issues from a zoomette larping as a millennial with her Israeli fathers moneyI wonder. Also choices offer different scenes maybe not different outcomes but there are a few permanent decisions.
>>741383132>emasculating banner artwhy? and by that i mean why would you expect me to ever download this game or look into it any further whatsoever?
>>741383332>>fun yes I repeat FUN dispatching gameit would be more fun if success mattered.
>>741383332Funny you don't think Dispatch is a game about daddy issues when a brown mutt degenerate full of pircings and tattoos has the entire plot revolve around her while talking about pegging and fingering assholes full of shit. I'm not surprised though someone underage and lonely would find scat and diarrhea as the funniest type of humor
What makes me laugh the most is how Mixtape bought perpetual licensing for the songs it used; not even Rockstar does that for GTA >>741383132A more accurate comparison would be Expedition 33: both are a nepo baby's vanity project funded by daddy that pretends to be indie while all the journos fellate it.
>>741383132>actual gameplay >actual choices>original setting that's not quite DC nor Marvel >main character is actually likeable>hot woman
>>741383132>surely you're not so lonely thatnormies get the fuck out
>>741383602Robert gets to fuck her. Mixtape protagonist doesn't.
>>741383602You can just ditch her.
>>741383646>>main character is actually likeableBy he's actually likeable do you mean he's a plain, pasty boring white guy you can self insert as to pretend the fictional women are your real girlfriend?Is there ANYONE who likes dispatch who isn't a lonely incel?
>>741383602>calling anyone a mutt while defending kikeware like MixtapeKek
>>741383428>emasculating banner artThe entire game is literally about how this normal human takes charge of all these superheroes and they all listen to and obey him. He commands authority despite being physically weaker than everyone else.
>>741383810The mutt talking about diarrhea 24/7 is not a mutt? You do realize that not becuase you're extremely lonely and girlfriendless it means you are allowed to make a parasocial relationship with poorly written fictional videogame characters, right?
>>741383790Do you actually believe what you say about the game, or do you just want (you)s?
>>741383890>He commands authority despite being physically weaker than everyone else.Did you actually play it or you just jerked off to porn of it? Because that's the opposite of what happens through the entire game and even the writer's pet brown bitch disobeys him constantly. And the very resolution of the plot is him going back to being a strong super hero, not remaining "physically weak"
>>741383890sounds like they probably shouldn't have used emasculating banner art then, cause i'll never find out.
>>741384049Are you actually so lonely any game that let's you self insert and gives you a fictional girlfriend is good?Why shit on movie games like God of War and then play a literal visual novel just because you're a lonely loser?
>>741383979I'm married and played the game weekly with my wife. You can stop projecting your insecurities anytime now.
>>741385614r/thathappened
>>741383132Dispatch was fun and had a rather interesting storyMixtape is just another cheesy teen drama with zero gameplay
>>741383332The dispatching game is absoultely irrelevant once you realize it doesn't affect the overall story. You can sit down and the game literally plays itself, not kidding.People can complain about Mixtape all the time, but that game has segments you have to move your joystick or press a button to continue, something that Dispatch doesn't even do
>>741385851What are you talking about? Dispatch has real gameplay where you can easily lose. You know, those “This Is the Police” segments where you send the heroes on various missions
>>741383132I love Mandy
>>741383132Dispatch is cool, the closes thing to Christian game we got
>>741383602>mom and dad teaching their surrogate villain daughter how to do right and be a hero based and tradpilled
>>741386834> The christian game full of porn,diarrhea jokes, fart jokes,scat jokes, orgy jokes and masturbation jokes, let along a cast of diverse LGBT and brown charactersAmazing.
>>741384068It's not though, you fucking retard. In the literal second or third episode when you have to choose who to cut, they all disrespect and sabotage each other, and then Robert pulls them into the conference room and establishes dominance. As the game goes on they all start to respect and follow him.
>>741386965You didn't play the game, did you?
>>741386949and yet the best girl is a blue eyed blonde (brown) haired tradwife who's unconditionally kind and supportive to you looks pretty christian to me
>>741387174> Trad wife> Cheats on her boyfriend> Shows her nipples around> Gets drunk the second you meet her and sexually harrasses the protagonist> Basically disappears from the game after thatYou guys really are pathetic huhAnd either extremely autistic and addicted to porn, or underage.
>>741387283>strawman strawman strawmanwhat a sad existence you live to need to come up with lies to justify your hatred
>>741387391I'm sorry you'll never be with a woman in real life you have this weird parasocial relationship with a visual novel character.Remember Mandy won't show up at your funeral when you finally kill yourself.
>7413870670/10 bait.
>>741387479this sounds like a projection
>>741387479>"why do people like this game?">gets told why people like the game>"you'll never have a woman in real life kys"literally seething over someone else's enjoyment of a video game, kek
>>741386949Did you hear the parable of the good samaritan? Probably don't because you're sound like (((american))) who cares about rituals more than the act of salvation
>>741387920> I like the game because "makes fanfics about a cheating whore"So you don't actually like the game you just like porn and your fanfiction?
>>741388194>I hate the game because "makes fanfics about character being a cheating whore"cope
>>741387920>"i like eating shit, chud teehee"ewu nastee
>>741383790>>741384124Anon, women loved dispatch. You are the incel in this situation.
>>741388419I'm not the one who gets in an uncontrollable shitfit rage over hearing someone else enjoy a game they intentionally misrepresent to be mad aboutyou sound like you have undiagnosed mental illness
> He keeps sharing his fanficsCrippling loneliness, yuck.
>>741388419>chud >went from calling people incels to saying now implying they're leftistsTurns out both sides like this game. Maybe this time the problem really is (you)
>>741388597>too much of a pussy to (You) anymoreKWAB
>>741383132Well one is about a man and the other is about a woman. One has superheroes and one has suburban teens.
>>741383132grats u just realized v doesnt play games, has insane bias and double standards
Maybe mixtape would have been better received if it had more hot women in it
>>741388754More like some companies market on /vee/ and some don't.
>>741383132Mixtape looks like something made by a rich friend of those liberal jornos. And they have to sniff this fart and glaze it to stay in the company
>>741389098you are vastly overrestimating the cultural/market relevancy of /v/ anon
>>741389278>they would NEVER market to an audience of thousands for penniesYou underestimate how cheap it is to hire someone to shitpost here. They aren't even subtle.
>>741389943aside from some indians screencapping threads here for twitter, exactly who is their target audience here?We all know half of /v/ are election tourists who don't play video games and the other half are autists stuck playing either gacha or games from 2 decades ago
>>741390076>/v/ doesn't play games memeWell, yeah. If you fell for the shitposts, I can see why you'd think it's pointless to market here.
>>741391265NTA but he's 100% right. Every single thread for videogame announcements is just the same two posts over and over:>Everything is shit; play gacha>Everything is shit; play old games I don't discuss games actively here anymore for that reason.
This piece is literally pratically a book and everyone glazes it just because it is japanese.>>741383132
>>741383513It does matter, your success and failure in the minigame determines a huge part of Invisigal's opinion of you. It's why some people were so confused when they thought they made all the "right choices" with Visi and she turned villain because they sucked at the dispatching segments or just left them idle.
>>741383979>>741383602Self-hating Brown hands typed this
