*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
mmmmmmmmsoup
*PAP* *PA-Oh, wait, this one is chamber in .45
>>741385273GET LEAD POISININGGET LEAD POISININGGET LEAD POISINING
Sometimes, I DREAM about CHEEEEEESE
GET EXPUNGEDGET EXECUTED
>>741385273Most unsatisfying pistol in gaming, not the worst, but the most unsatisfying.
>put Match HK USP in your game>make it about as effective and accurate as a zipgun somebody made in a garage
>>741386014
demenishki thread
>>741386136This is why I specified "not the worst" twice, the PMm sounds better and has better animations and is therefore more satisfying, it also sends anyone you actually manage to kill with it flying.
>>741386549Actually meant to write punchier animations instead of better animations.
why did valve force you to use the shittiest feeling and looking gun for half the game?
So, what game did it best?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kpX9KfJiVc
>>741386872Code of Honor
>Takes two and half magazines to kill ONE patrol officerJust like 9mm pistols in real life!
>>741386750you got the smg in the same chapter and you get the gravity gun in like 2 chapters and it immediately becomes the best gun in the game
Why do most people not realize that the Q key is a thing for a reason in HL1 and 2? You're meant to be constantly swapping between two weapons.
>>741385273The AR2 and Crossbow are the only weapons I like out of Half Life 2
>>741387991don't forget this guy
>>741387964And one of those weapons is never the USP
>>741388094It's useful for whittling down HP from a distance. Once you close the distance you swap to the MP7. You can do this in HL1 with the Glock and MP5 too.
>>741387284Kek, it really do be like that.
>>741388089hl1 revolver mogs
>>741388089The magnum is definitely meatier than the other guns, but for some reason, I just don't find it all that satisfying still. I think it's the recoil animation.
>>741388157HL1 is a different thing altogether, there the pistol can actually serve a purpose.In HL2 you get enough ammo for the MP7 and it has such a fast reload that you really don't have a reason to use the pistol once you get it.At the point in the game where there are more long distance engagements, you already have better tools to deal with them than the pistol.
>>741387284Unless you play on hard mode most stuff in HL2 don't have more than 70 HP.Meanwhile HECU soldiers can tank point blank shotgun.
>>741388421>In HL2 you get enough ammo for the MP7 and it has such a fast reload that you really don't have a reason to use the pistol once you get it.i think on Hard you actually open yourself up a lot if you run out of MP7 ammo and need to reload. combine soldiers shred your HP.
>>741388428Nobody asked.
>>741388421MP7 have fuck all accuracy.
>>741388485Sure, if you stand out in the open and get caught with your pants down, you should not be placing yourself in a situation where you can die due to a reload on higher difficulties in the first place.
i'll also add that HL2 is actually way more fun on hard. i never EVER used the gravity gun for makeshift cover on normal and i didn't understand why valve kept showing that off until i played on hard.
>>741388693Accurate enough for medium distance engagements, like I said, once you start getting into longer distance firefights, you already have better tools to deal with them.
>>741385273
>>741388791NOBODY. ASKED.
>>741388994sorry for talking about half-life 2 on the video game board in a thread with a half-life 2 OP. i guess you like the xitter screencaps better.
>>741388428HECU didn't fuck around and frankly deserved more plot space than jabs at the intelligence of US marines everybody nows US Marines are retarded, even the Marines
>>741389036Nobody asked. Don't think I didn't notice you reddit spacing in your previous post too, FAGGOT.
HL2 is one of the only games I like playing on easy, it's the only way to make the guns feel like they can actually kill something.
>>741389237>>741385273This is why this thread was made
>>741385273One of my favorite things to do in HL2 is grab one of the turrets in Nova Prospekt and just carry in front of me for as long as I can and let it mow down as many enemies as possible.
>>741390173I once tried to gather up all the turrets in nova prospect and bring them to the end with me but there's some kind of limit of how many can exist at once (like 3 or 4 I forget) so if you bring an extra one from an earlier map it just despawns one on the next map. It was really gay.
>>741389331try aiming at the head
>DOOD, THE JOKE IS... LE SEX!!!!Go back.
>>741391126Unfortunate result, but I respect the autism behind trying.
>>741391126You did not beat the game. Maybe it was patched.
murder vtrannies
>>741391694release HL2 is best HL2I'm serious btw, why the fuck does the old fire and old blood splatter look better than the new one? Why did they gimp the ragdolls so hard?
>>741386750>>741385273HL2's weapon selection bar the shotgun for its (((double-barrel action))) and the AR2 and gravgun was actually breddy lackluster.SMOD kinda fixes this by just dumping a barrel of guns into the game.
>>741395323Is there a way to play MMod with classic effects yet?
>>741391126>>741391694this still works on the anniversary patch.
>>741395612cool famas
>bind jump to mouse wheel up and down>backwards bhop through the whole game>transcend reality when flying off the pier and ignoring the carRoute Kanal needs some pathing shit to skip the boat I'm not going to bother with.
>>741386872MGS2 and rainbow six vegas are my top picks
>>741385273you can't get a gun pregnant
>>741385273this might be the worst pistol in vidya
>>741385273Hey at least it's not the doom 3 pistol.
>>741385273It sounds absurdly soft for a gun but I still use it cuz it's somehow endearing.
>>741385273>Is never used again after you get the shotgun
>>741400336FERNS
>>741385273This thing 1 shots combine if you headshot them btw
>>741389250His anecdotes are more entertaining than whatever faggot shit you're posting.
>>741388791i never did that on any difficulty and i played the game numerous times, just headshotting everything works too well
Simply the best. Don't even pretend otherwise.
>>741401963definitely the main weapon you'll be using for 90% of the game.
*FTHUNK!*. . .*FZZzzt!*
>>741401963Still fucking hilarious how the devs mistook the feed tube for another barrel.
>>741402651its a future double barrel shotgun.
>>741400336FULLY MODELED
>>741402651its where you feed bullets into so they come out when you shootyou know like a musket
>>741402651I think by HL2 they were fully aware and just decided to keep it because it's more fun.
>>741385273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTbL5elVXrU
>>741401963KRAKOOM
