would you?
>>741438916these are supposed to be highly evolved
>>741438991They are also supposed to be underageHello FBI...? Yes, this one. >>741438916
>>741439353lolicon website
Contrussy...
>>741438916he'd probably stick his tongue inside your dickhole, that'd be weird haha
>>741438916looks like a gamer
>>741438916What do you think his last thoughts were?
>>741441540He’s alive now, G-Man and Alyx saved him
You will never achieve immortality. You will never be a Shu'ulathoi. You are not a giant grub, you have no telekinesis, you have no memory or personality uploaded onto the Combine Cloud. They will never turn off the suppression field. You will never reproduce.You are a homo sapien man twisted by transhumanism and empty Combine promises using surgery to form a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted from Citizens who fear malcompliance verdicts. Your ancestors would be disgusted and ashamed over how eons of evolution led to you: an abominable end.“Our Benefactors” cringe at your ghoulish mutilated appearance behind closed doors. Humans are utterly repulsed by you. The vast multiversal and multidimensional empire the Combine have amassed have trained them to weed out unworthy lifeforms with incredible efficiency. Even lower tier Synths who serve can’t be taken down with one .357 Magnum round or a few whacks with a crowbar. Even if you manage to get the Combine to grant you a host body, they’ll spin around and place you on the bottom tier of the Universal Union’s hierarchy once they see your primitive technology hasn’t managed to replicate the feat of localized teleportation.You’ll replace your memory each day and tell yourself it’s safer here, but deep inside you feel the suppression field ticking down like a clock, as time will end your past, present, and future with inevitability. Eventually the fatalist truth that you will never spawn children and that your species will become extinct will be too much to bear. You’ll walk up to a barnacle, put its flagellum around your neck, and be pulled into its toothy maw.No one will find you. You will decompose, and all that will remain of your legacy are fossilized bones and mechanical parts amongst layers of broken plastic shards thinly strewn across a fossil bed, sandwiched between the Burgess shale and an eon's worth of mud.
>>741438916>Well-Fed Garloid: 1-C
>>741438916Nah I'm good
>>741438916Gman looks like that?
>>741438916I literally know this guy
>>741441540SHHIIIIEEEEEEEET
>>741443293yes, i know this guy. he is me
