I'm hyped for Mommy Hayley in Fable
flat is injustice
>>741442452>first they butchered her lara croft now they butchered her fable characterJUST TROON MY SHIT UP
Sorry i dont recognize her without her BAZZZOOOOONGAAAASS!Shit game
>>741442452the ugmon is a tittie ugmon so that makes it better
>>741442452sameee, iv been gooning to her since the first Cap movie, used to sit stroke/goon to the agent carter show. good times
>>741442452>I'm hyped for hagsgrim
No you aren't you safe horny faggot.
I do seriously don't get to understand how western man doesn't touch everyhintg everywhere when women is looks that way
>>741442452>Take notorious titcow>Reduce her tits by 75%Why is everything so fucking gay and lame
>>741443585foid "devs"
>>741442452They need to go back to the drawing board, make her more attractive than she is in real life, send everyone a handwritten apology by email and try again.If they don't it's not my problem. They get fired and go work Wendys
>>741442452i read that as "Israel" for some reason, and assumed it was more jewish tranny woke garbage
>>741442452the image on the left was clearly designed by men, real women don't look like that
>it's another "we take a cute woman and make her look like a dude" episodeAgenda or incompetence?
>>741445852i mean, this studio really has only made car games, and if u look at the "people" in those games they look like roadkill too. I think this time around it actually is incompetence.
>>741445852At this point, I'd say it's deliberate. I mean, look at this shit >>741445898the real life one has a pointy, delicate chin, while the game version has a masculine, angular one. I remember them giving off bullshit excuses from other games, such as "the technology just isn't there to make 1:1 recreations", while nailing Debra mother fucking Wilson with 101% accuracy every time, making sure to get her every skin pore, mole and bug-eyes just as they are in real life.
>>741442452Just what the dying Western gaming industry needs: more middle-aged women.
>>741442452>uglified and flattenedWhat is even the point of hiring her if that's what they're going to do?
>>741446179... her acting? She is an actress not a porn model, did you know that?
>>741442452>intentionally cast attractive actress who tries to make herself look as good as possible all the time with deep cleavage and everything>now to remove her boobs, cover her from head to toe and make her look as blandly safe as possibleHow does this make any fucking sense? But they just keep doing it. All the extra effort to make a game character look worse, it's just so ass backwards retarded.
>>741446250She's not a good actress, though. The only thing going for her is her stunning beauty and mountainous tits, without those she's just a C-tier actress with zero appeal.
>>741446250Did you know that games and movies are visual entertainment mediums? Like that you experience those using your eyes? Just a cool little factoid.
>>741442976a man of exquisite taste
>>741446250>just watch porn
>looks nothing like herGenuine question: what's the point of hiring an actress for her likeness if you don't bother implementing her likeness?
>>741442875She played Lara?
>>741442452Her character seems obnoxious
>>741447269>gooner has to invent wordsoof
Holy shit that's a relief. I saw caps of this character on the catalog and thought it was for DD2:DA.
>>741448853ikr? thank god she's in a good game.
she was hot in mission impossible
>>741446250>porn is when woman is not ugly
>>741447580She was Lara's VA in the shitflix abomination cartoon that cut off her tits and turned her into a anti-tomb raiding leftoid retard SJW
>>741447580she voice some croft cartoon no one watched
>>741450169shame, would love to see that body in a live action
>>741450305phoebe waller bridge, who's in charge of the amazon show, said that she excluded women with big tits from casting because it would be "unrealistic"
>>741450424>phoebe waller bridgegoogled her, thise ogre looking bitch just has issues with attractive women bc she looks like roadkill.
>>741450169>Tomb Raider now outraged by tome raiding
>>741442452Who?
>>741446104they did it with lara croft too
>>741447953"Gooner" is an invented word
>>741449369Sorry my little chudling the only good Fable game always has been and always will be 2
>>741450169>great cultural importanceThey would have been destroyed and forgotten in some tribe vs tribe raid.
>>741450169>even the mask is troon-coded Bleak
>>741450576yeah she's also the one who knocked out indiana jones in the latest humiliation ritual that ruined his character
The post that saved /tv/
