>here is the protagonist of the most expensive media product ever made and the most hyped video game of all time
jason is the supporting side character
straight white man? thats amazing. whats the problem, exactly?
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>>741444268women will cum to him like arthur from rdr2
>>741444551>women
>>741444268he's so hot brehs...
Aw, it's gonna be a while until we get a pc version and play the game with nude modes for Jason
When GTAVI breaks all records it will usher in the eternal white boy summer that was promised..
>>741444268I want to swirl his armpit hairs around my tongue like spaghetti then suck all the sweat out
i cant wait to play in a sprawling empty world, do a bunch of chase quests and fetch quests, sit through a ton of cutscenes made up of primarily tired old crime movie tropes, and forget about the experience a week after finishing the game
>>741444268I don't trust Rockstar not to emasculate him for good goy points.
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>>741444268who cares. doesn't release for at least another 2 years
>>741444268Honest question, what would your reaction be if Lucia's kid (real leak btw) turns out to be black/mulatto with broccoli hair? Would you drop the game?
>>741444268>>741444551>>741444951>>741444880>>741445191He looks extremely generic. You all have shit taste.
>>741445223anon it's out in 5 months
>>741444268I can see why thos game makes brownoids seethe so hardWHITE BOY SUMMER IS HERE TO STAYWOMEN OF ALL RACES CRAVE BWC
Getting Stephen Root is cool
>>741445147Just like how GTAV was forgotten a week after release, right?
>>741444268wait, tattoo customization? neat
>hard working fit manWhat's the issue?
>>741445413He's not brown like me so I'm not playing and will be actively melting down in every gta thread forever
>>741445413He's attractive, straight, and white.
If I can't immediately dump or kill the woman I'm not playing it. Not interested in normie relationship crap
Haha...imagine
>>741445478Skin color is not stopping someone from looking like that. Stop being bitches and get to the gym.
>>741444268Jason gets killed at the end of chapter 2 after being exposed as a police informant and is replaced by the professional bank robber Raul Bautista who becomes Lucia's new love interest and the new player character.
please let me turn him into an obese bastard
>>741444268>this is a dad bod according to women
>>741445478you're not brown either Anon
>>741445629I look like this and i have never worked out in my entire life.
>>741445274nobody cares about consoles
>>741445760>he will be seething on an anonymous korean soup recipe sharing forum instead of being a part of the biggest media launch in history
>>741444268How are they going to humiliate him?
https://4chan.org/advertise
>>741445843GTA 5 was already "the biggest release ever" and nobody caredeven in 2013 the entire story already leaked after 5h
>>741446020This joke doesn't even work. Rockstar is one of the few studios that doesn't need to even pay for advertisments
>>741446080>nobody cared >2nd best selling game of all time>still massively popular
>>741446086yeah, just like coke and mcdonald's don't do advertisements
>>741445270It's a customizable character you utterly retarded autistic niggerfaggot.
>>741446135if you buy a PS5 for 1000 dollars to "be part of the biggest release ever QUEEEEN YAAAAAS"I cannot help you
>>741446282Insane cope
>>741446184>food analogy
>>741446303"coping" about what?the story leaks 1 minute after launch and the "exhilarating gameplay" (online) that is part of every GTA can wait till it releases on PC
What levels of seething and shitposting will we see the day this game launches? Everyone that has an Xbox or PS5 will obviously be playing it and enjoying it that day, meanwhile the rest of whatever few posters aren't are going to be in an emotional tailspin. You just know it. Same thing happened with RDR2. I remember Dutchposting
>>741445589fine by me, as a latino man, I can self insert in this character
>>741444268>FeMC will be the le quirky, big chungus, bad ass, girl boss girlfriend>MC will be the wholesome chungus boyfriend, "I'm bad but actually good guy," arthur morgan 2.0
>this game is bad because it is a popular franchise >this game is bad because it's not on PC But why is it bad?>IT JUST IS OK ITS ITS ITS UH WOKE
>>741446351McDonalds is a real estate company.
this is one of the contradictions you run into when developing the largest media project of all time. it's pretty unlikely that the premise of 'miami flavored crime drama' could ever hope to match the insane man hours and resources poured into it. the only story befitting of that is something like the rise and fall of the roman empire, the complete history of china, life of christ.
>>741444268Gosh can you imagine how thick his ropes are?? Sharing the creamy and salty aftertaste when he goes for a kiss afterwards
>>741446418You're getting looshed by a retard Like a cow with huge tits, each post is a squeeze, each reply is a moan and splurt of milk Mmmmm so tasty, give me more, retarded cow.
>>741447420This, but I'm not retarded.
>>741444268Big win for the gays.
>>741445006Bro
>>741444268I hate male MCs so much
I'm not brown, why should I care?
>>741444974You realize Rockstar is not punching down and will actively shit on white people in this game right?
>>741444551Ethnic women especially!!
>>741444268He's going to get the Joel treatment and be unceremoniously killed so there will be TWO female protagonists.
>>741444268why does a turbo woke game have a protagonist thats the only real version of the cringe 2010 douchbro protagonist? people complained about jason from far cry 3 but this is fine ? wtf lol reality tv politics was a mistake
>>741446553A child hurling an insult into a crowded room and seeing who turns around, so he can stick his tongue out.Very versatile.
>>741449571Have you played any previous game?
>>741444268hot
>>741444268>MC is Chad McThundercockBased?
>>741444268>and the most hyped video game of all timeAfter they show the PS3 tier graphics, debatable.
