>Hmmm sorry anon, you beat me in the race BUUUUUT you only got 47 coins so you actually lose!
>>741456957Reminder that in the tiny race you can stun him by hitting him
>>741457106Wtf
>Hmmm sorry anon, you beat me in the race BUUUUUT you only got 47 coins so... >wait why is this coin beepin--ACK!!!!!>Well done 47.
>>741456957wasted many frustrating hours against this fucker
>>741456957I remember watching my brother struggle on this characters, makes me glad I got addicted to playing it's a new lap record. Were players meant to know tapping/holding the A button makes you faster?
>>741456957>holds - to rewindnothing personal
>>741457696You didn't beat the beetle
>>741457941Oh? I got the golden banana and everything
>>741457106yeah for like half a second, and then he rams you from behind and overtakes you anyway
>>741458148Then him him again
>>741456957Never played any Rare trash outside of bond and perfect dark.
>>741458240*hit him
>>741458269So you didn't play any of their best games
>>741456957>Not focusing on collecting coins for the first two-thirds then going for 1st place
>>741457261>His silenced handgun>Can fire in spurts>If he shoots ya>You'll ride a hearse>HUH
The rabbit race is much worse. Cheating fucker runs ahead of you and it's almost impossible to get 1st place unless he gets stuck with the Kasplat.
>>741458410Literally the only way to beat the rabbit on Switch NSO version is to do the glitch where you start the race with the powerup already. You outright can't beat him normally thanks to the lag reduction.
>>741458775good to know. I'm replaying DK64 on NSO and haven't reached that part yet
>>741456957I had to swap to the gamecube controller to beat it
I really regret replaying this game and not using the tag anywhere mod cause fucking hell it gets worse and worse
>>741456957get better at the game
>>741458846It's funny because Nintendo actually did account for the lower lag on the beetle race rematch and altered the code to slow him down a bit to make it beatable, but didn't do the same thing for the rabbit rematch so it's totally fucked. I tried like ten times to beat the rabbit legit and didn't even come close, the time you spend transforming gives him an unbeatable lead. Then I just did the exploit and destroyed him. If you don't remember what to do>When the race starts, go stand directly under the Lanky handstand barrel >After rabbit wins, listen to his victory speech and don't mash through the dialogue >At the last second before the rematch UI pops up, jump into the barrel>If timed right, you'll start the next race attempt in fast handstand mode
>>741458269Why embarrass yourself like this? Do you have a humiliation fetish or something?
>>741459516Go listen to the great mighty poo on YouTube or something.
I hate his laugh
>>741457941Fuck that shit, the odds were stacked in that smug little bastards favour.>you have to collect 50 coins while beating me but I don't have to collect jack shit, you can fall off the edge and I can't plus if you touch me you lose some coins LOL!I just evened the playing field and I won't lose a minute of sleep over it.
>Yeah dude, go ahead and transform. PFFTTR, I'll totally wait SNRK!
>>741457106its still hard as fuck>>741456957eventually you get the drifting down but yeah this game is a mess to 100% so I didnt I skipped shit with the flying cheatcode you want it? I have it notated in project 64
>>741456957I beat this as a single digit aged child. It's perfectly fair.
>>741460218and you start the race without slide momentum and you end the race without slide momentum as well. He is a fucking cheating piece of shit.
>oops, did you not collect this golden banana before you went to another world and got the weapon upgrade? Teehee get fucked you lose GGs better restart your save file bitch
Hope you learned Geometry to beat fucking Beaver Bother
>>741460893there is a fucking minigame that happens so fucking fast you have to literally use the pause buffer speedrunning trickliterally crocks that appear for like 2-3 frames and you cannot possibly react in time so you have to pause buffer
>>741460793Honestly the sniper scope fucking sucks in general and I wish there was a way to disable it. Who thought that covering 60% of the screen was an """""upgrade"""""?
Fucking cheating bitch >>741461001I know what you're talking about, the one where the lights go out and you have to shoot the Kremlings? This game was fucking bullshit sometimes man
>>741461185>I know what you're talking about, the one where the lights go out and you have to shoot the Kremlings? This game was fucking bullshit sometimes manYes, you literally have to use the Pause Buffering speedrunning strat to beat the hardest one. Unless you know what "seed" you are on and you already know the pattern on how they appear. It's giga retarded.
GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>741457941Don’t really care
>>741461185spaming slide attacks is a bit faster than long jumping this aint super mario 64 you can slide attack then jump attack to make it look fancy but it doesnt speed you up its just for style, thats how I cruise around.
>>741461432 Little 10 year old me would skip those bananas Scariest shit of my lifeGetting lost and having to deal with a sniper
Fucking beetle
>>741460607It's emutrannies whining that they are cheating the game anon.ignore them.
>>741460414this race was so much worse than the beetle race. I've still never beaten it without some kind of cheating.
I hate this game
>>741466239I hate YOU, bitch
>>741461050>I wish there was a way to disable itThere is.
>>741461001That game is honestly easier if you just randomly choose where to shoot ahead of time like you're training to be a Jedi or something.
>>741461001I heard that minigame was broken when emulating DK64 because it's linked to its CPU speed and it affected the WiiU VC release. I played on a real cart recently and I didn't lose, it was still hard.
>>741466719I beat it on an emulator so its definitely possible, and no I didn't cheat. I just watched a youtube guide.
>>741466782>and no I didn't cheat. I just watched a youtube guide.
>>741466782I figured the pause buffering on my own, well I seen speed runners use it but for other games and I just recalled pause buffering is possible in many N64 games>ah I can do this right? and it worked, like an eureka! moment. Made me feel smart.
>>741461001they actually added slowdown to some of the minigames to make them easier, like the blackout kong shooting and shooting kremlings while locked in place, it wasn't like that in the wii u version
>>741466782>no I didn't cheat I just watched a cheat guide
>>741460414>>741458410I managed to beat him despite the bullshit. How, dunno. But I did it.
It should have been him strapped to the TNT.
>>741456957LOL years later, and people still dont know this character is a girl
>>741456957>>741460414>>741460893These are why it's not worth 101%ing DK64. I did it myself for the first time last week to say I did it and holy shit fuck every one of these mini games.
>>741456957>Lanky beetle race>Lava gap>Press A to jump>Never make it>Never got the banana>Cousin and I discover old N64 decade later>Still fail the jump>Decide to just let it ride>It worksI may have been a little retarded...
>>741470574Beaver bother is jank as fuck, but once you know the jank it becomes a bit consistent to beat.
>>741456957anon i thought this shit was hard when I first beat it a decade ago but its not, its really fucking easy just smack him and run ahead at the start, and then speed up and slow down as you go, its reallt fucking easy I got it in 2 or 3 tries yesterday.
>>741458269So you didnt play the 4 best games they ever made? Weird way to say you dont have taste.
>>741458410Its not impossible without the glitch, its just really hard. I used the glitch on NSO to beat it, but I know its possible as theres clips of others doing it.
>>741471232You do wait to get the upgrade in Crystal Caves, right?
>>741471276Yeah, you can beat the first race which doesnt have the barrel. If you enter crystal caves early with the glitch moon kick and just exit the level you can buy the move from Cranky and dont have to backtrack to Fungi
>wants you to be Donkey Kong on 1 life>twice>mandatory to beat the gameFuck Rare
>>741471626Practice makes perfect.
Fun fact: Racing this shit over and over again actually corrupts the game leading to it eventually crashing. This is because when you choose "try again" it doesn't do a proper fade out and fade in, never clearing data.
>>741466619Well go on then.
The game is just exhausting to complete
>>741471626As a kid there was a really long time where I was stuck at the end of Hideout Helm with the damn door not knowing what to do for a good while, and even after knowing I couldn't get the coins.My dad eventually was able to beat Jetpac and Donkey Kong for me.
>>741471626On the second run you should get an extra life on 75m due to having a certain amount of points so you get a slight amount of leeway. Still fucking sucks though, lmfao
>>741456957What the fuck was Rare's deal with these races
>>741473627They hated kids
So many youtube comments saying 'hated this guy as a kid'
>>741456957Am I crazy or is his feet smiling faces
welcome to bonus stage.
>>741475372NOOOO
>>741458775>glitch where you start the race with the powerup alreadyWatch glitch are you talking about? The classic starting the race with turbo?
>>741476984Yes.
>>741475372Fucking BEAVERS
>>741456957I miss when games looked like this. Looks so much better than post-2008 art.
>>741458269Never played any Rare trash outside of Jetpac
>>741472637Wait, is THAT what lead to the myth of a crashing bug that the RAM-expander supposedly was put in to fix?
