AUTO
>>741457362:D
haha he's so happy
>>741457362Probably the most evolved creature on that box art.
>>741457362coolest gta 6 character
>>741457362Now this game I would play.
cant wait to death roll on some spics with the playable gator mods lmao
>>741458420well they are, evolution doesnt mean big brain
>>741458518Since when do mexicans inhabit the swamps? Speaking of swamps I wonder if they’ll include the skunk ape
Interior crocodile alligatorI drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>741458420True, gators peaked in the age of the dinosaur and have looked pretty much the same since
>>741457362this illustration is very wrong, that's the incorrect number of teeth for a gator. Unplayable
>>741457362imagine climbing into its mouth
>only 60 teethGTA is unrealistic
I will now buy your game.
>>741457362kek
>>741457362can't wait to blow this fucker up with an RPG
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATORI DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
>>741457362crocogile
YEAHHERE COMES AAAAAMOS
i do wonder what kind of missions they will have that involve him
>>741463389https://youtu.be/Mcv1vdkLmhk?si=oq8HYbeKL8mbb4Ty
>>741457362crocauto
>>741463342>Hunting Gators in Gmod dark RP
>>741457362>Auto the alligator I like it can we keep him /v/
good thread
>>741463280I miss him tails.I miss him a lot.
>>741457362definitely gonna be a mission where you feed someone to gators in the swamp. just like rdr2..
Alligators are retarded. Now Crocs? They are cool.
>>741463530Needs solid snake death yell and game over screen
>>741459754During the leaks, the world events list mentioned it.
>>741463389>WEEEEEEEEEEELL ITS THE BIG SHOOOOOW
>>741463820what video games do giant lizards play?
>>741463682if dangerous why look like friend?
>>741463682that's a Cuban croc, very fast
>>741464029does it speak Spanish too?
>>741463530>wasted
>>741463904what are they looking at
>>741463389he's a big guy
>>741463682Swamp puppy
>>741463389>you cant fast travel when enemies are nearby
>>741457362Sorry chuds, best you're getting is pet iguanas
>>741464394You death roll the crocodile first
>>741464640I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>741464667RIP stevoFucking oceans not even once
>>741459415Alligators can use tools lil bro look it up
>>741463092this still lives in my head daily to this day
>>741464316FUUUUUUCK THIS
>>741464316If you jumped into the water, would they instinctively attack you?
>>741464948it would be extremely painful
>>741463342Welllll I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to
>>741464591Damn what a good shot.
anyone got the webm of the gator floating in his little tub? it's pretty necessary
>>741464316Aren't these guys basically dinosaurs? It just werks
>>741465415Only this
DAMN ALLIGATORSGET OUT OF MY INTERNETS
>>741465490weird lookin croc
>>741457362Built for BBC " Big Black Caiman"
>>741464093TRIPOD
>>741457362Awww he's smiling :)
>>741465095... for the gators
>>741457362This is what gamers want
>>741465415
>>741466383
>>741466653webby feet, wombo combo
>>741466662This is the kind of girl wjo should have been on the box art
>>741466662why you have to make it sexual
>>741463389what a cute little boy. I would adopt him and give him food
>>741458518Gonna have to wait at least one year, buddy
>>741463389They dont eat humans mostly.
>>741463389Oh lawd he comin
>>741466836>sexual They're napping on a dock together, how the fuck is that sexual?
I hope you can hogtie people somehow and bring them to the swamp to feed to gators
>>741463998>gregor has joined the match
>>741466653Why did he do it
>>741464316>Throw in child with crocs>They dont shoot the crocs>Throw in child with Gorilla>They kill the gorillaDouble standards.
>enemy has high STR, DEX, CON>enemy also has high ranks in Stealth
I hope bigcheef is blacklisted by default
>>741467692awww he's smiling :)
>>741466383>>741466662>>741466827>>741467081Something inside of me is... awakening...
>>741457362I live in South Florida, and one time our recess got cancelled because like 4 Gators were just randomly chilling in our playground. I mean, we were kinda close to the water I guess, but there were big fences around the canal so I had no idea how they even got there.
>>741469027AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN
>>741466595I didn't know they had gators at the Reflecting Pool.
>>741469027
>>741457362The nigger in the uk who fed a child to a crocodile has been released with no charges.No identity shown either which means he's brown.
>>741457362only good GTA6 thread desu
>>741470194https://e621.net/posts/5727008?q=vinoveto
she's in
>>741464640Stayve Ehwin>rip you legend
>>741463854>>741463389check this shit out:https://files.catbox.moe/8d6cgl.mp4
>>741457362https://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik?si=oAEDrac6RJAF8aiv
i have a relevant .webm somewhere let me find it
>>741463389looks like an island 'cuz of the signs
them big titty crocodile bayou babes from the tiny tunes summer vacation movie i rented from take 2 video
>>741463342NAMED HIM AFTER A MAN OF THE CLOTH, CALLED HIM AMOS MOSES
>>741463280>Emotional Support GatorThis is why I can't take Support Animals seriously.>Deathrolls a customer in the grocery store>NOOOO THIS IS MY ANXIETY GATOR!!! HE'S DOING THAT TO CALM ME DOWN!!!!!We need licenses for this shit and no, your "emotional support" isn't a fucking valid reason for your shitting-on-the-floor dog to be in a place of business. Fuck off.
how the fuck did these lazy fucks survive the extinction event but dinosaurs didnt
>>741473874Being incredibly lazy is the most efficient survival method there is. Crocodilians will be around long after humans have worked themselves to death.
>>741463389>Why do you always drive in Florida? Why don't you ever walk anywhere?>Errrr... it's the heat.
>>741474198Or maybe it's our dogshit roads and no sidewalks and everything takes miles to get anywhere
>>741463389Do floridians actually ride these?
>>741473874They were underwater when everyone died.
>>741474194We can only hope. Crocs and gators are good lads.
>>741459841Came here for this and only this.Thank you.
>>no gator on PCsad.
>>741474194Yeah but if you're too lazy like people in a coma you will damage your body
>>741473874Anything over 100lb died and there were several large species of prehistoric crocodilians that perished. The issue wasn’t the initial impact but the dust blocking out the sun, killing plant life and large animal life. If you were small, could burrow underground, go into some kind of hibernation or dormancy to wait it out then you were fine.
>>741474538>Anything over 100lb died Uhhhhh
gator cute
A reminder that several times throughout their 250 million year existence crocodilians experimented with being fully terrestrial animals that ran down their prey like big cats and wolves. Some even had stubby hoof-like toes for better running.
>>741463389Interior crocodile alligatorI drive a Chevrolet movie theater
I hope you can wrestle him
>>741476232Gator wrestling would be a fun mechanic. I wonder of they're going to add anything to the wildlife system from RDR2. Catching exotic pets could be cool.
>>741475032Thats nothing.
>>741476875>hey guys, look, I'm a mosasaur! howdy howdy howdy!
>>741466812He looks so excited to be on camera...
>>741464093some retard probably deathrolled his front leg off,unfortunatei hate that they mutilate eachother sometimes for no reason
>741477428die
>>741477428LIVE
>>741476887now this is something i would pay for
>>741464316why dont you americans just make these things extinct? I dont get it. You live like the africans, too afraid to be able to jump into a river because there might be a huge dinosaur lurking inside.
>>741459841>swamp level>get in airboat>ICA starts playing on the radioGotdamn that would be absolute kino.Too kino, Rock* could never
>>741477248Limbo.
would GTA6 be a better game if you played as an alligator?
>>741476875Convergent evolution is so gay.
>>741478431Absolutely
>>741457362i'd keep him well fed
>>741457362it's nice to see more additions to fauna in the seriesone of the most fun things i do in director mode is hunt down people playing as a mountain lion
>>741458518you won't even need mods because director mode is a thing
>pc brown seething inside every threadnice
>>741463530dumb ass nigga
>>741463998>optional super boss
>>741462721I too saw that thread on leddit
>>741464591Dope MH Tri cover art
>>741457362I look like this
>>741459841
Croc sisters...
>>741463343>@Crok it this real?
>>741482802Yeah, I'm real
>>741457362Get back in the water you scaly fuckers
>>741476782Here's your GTA6 Online event bro
why do aligators and bears look so cute but are dangerous as fuck?is it a failed gene that got passed down?
>>741466653There's something inside youIt's hard to explain
>>741457362Take 2 will never recover from gatorgate
>>741466383>>741466662>>741470194>reptile>milkers
>>741483389>(You)>gay
>>741458420based animal enjoyer
>>741482748what a fat retard
>>741463389happy, fluffy, dinosaur :D
>>741463389Perfect spot.
>>741457362Happy gator is happy :D
>>741463998>area bosses are non-agro until you approach too closely
This is what I want
>>741457362Best thread on /v/ right now
>>741466812HE'S GONNA SAY IT
>>741467692That is genuinely terrifying.
>>741466653>where we basically take the camera anywhere we want
>Alligator Cute and misunderstood creature's, to dangerous for being pets but can be tamed >Crocodile Death machines
>>741463998spared no expense
>>741467040>mostly
>>741457362Crocs and gators are pretty cringe creatures
>>741476887GTA:OR
>>741463998Fucking thing is probably 150 years old
>>741465545Lil buddy.
>KIIIIIIIILLLLL FRENZY!
>>741475032Man am I glad they're out there in the temporal past and we're in here and they're out there
>>741482862Have to admit I will never underestimate the effectiveness of a good spade again
>>741463389SCP 682 HAS ESCAPED THE FACILITY!!!
>>741486097dumb idiots get BONKED
>>741476887do it but keep the helicopter on the left
>>741474194i think it also has to do with the fact that they have the strongest bite known to the world
>>741478431Replace lucia with a gator and the game will be a 10/10
>>741464728tool use doesnt mean that something is more evolved lil bro, evolution is not a process of turning in to humans, lil bro
>>741463530He thought it was grenade obviously.
>>741463998Is this AI?
>>741475032I think your borzoi might be autistic
>>741457362LAUN
>>741463389And people say dinosaurs had feathers.
>>741489539small ones did
>>741476887Somebody fixed itFinally
>>741478318Megafauna are worth more than humans
>>741490586ZisLuv animals 'ate brown "people"
>>741459845>and have looked pretty much the same sincehow can this be proven?
>>741488767Yes but they really can get that big.
>>741490815the gator told me
>>741488767Part of it is perspective, it's a pretty old video.
>>741483389They are venom sacks.
>>741457362haha fucking funny
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/5-foot-gator-found-in-stomach-of-18-foot-burmese-python-in-florida-everglades/2906774/>your belt ate your shoes
>>741463389Florida is the Australia of America
>>741463464cute
>>741473874Well there's like 3 types of crocs these days while back then there were a lot of varied crocos, from literal lizard dogs to vegetarian krocs. Meanwhile dinosaurs became small and gay. The only extinction winners are the sharks, who simply did not give a shit
me and who
how intelligent are crocs?
>>741488038correct. evolution is basically wingmanning a bunch of shit the environment throws at you until you find a sweet spot and manages to thrive. things can get real lazy if your build is "good enough"real fuckinglazy
>>741492804Webm themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAViNf9Z4Y
What's essential Florida lore they have to include in (side) missions and easter eggs?
>>741493474Herpes monkeys
>>741493474Meth addicts, murderers, serial killers, insane florida men.
>>741478318because they aren't really a threat, it's not like some south asian village where a leopard might wander in and kill 4 people and leave, crocs leave people alone so we do them, like wolves, bears, moose, buffalo, all our other megafauna you have to go out of your way to be killed by most big predators here, and "killing them all" would be retarded, like when we did that to the Yellowstone wolves, a disaster we're still recovering from
>>741472131rockin'NTA>>7414643954u
>>741463389What an absolute unit
>>741463594The much derided Flicky Mode of Knuckles Chaotix
>>741463863Hume: Legend of the Doggos
>>741478318Less than one person a year gets killed by a gator you retard
>>741467678Crocs are lazy and stupid, they're white coded.
>>741464640>>741464667>>741464710Nobody cared about him until after he died.
>>741469210>HAHA DROMFO BAD AMIRITE FELLOW BLUESKEDDITORS!?!?1?Fuck off shill
>>741466812>yes, you are all wrong
>>741494678You're either retarded, severely underage or without a childhood I guess.
>>741471914In a wheelchair, being a fake cripple
>>741490586Theres no timeline where large amounts of megafauna and human development coexist. Unless ideally you prevent the aboriginal monkeys from burning Australia, make it so nobody makes it across the Bering Strait and ensure early humans and neanderthals dont kill everything in Eurasia.
>>741482748Slow and steady wins the race
>>741486097>Tucrok
>>741490815Asked it
>>741493952>it's so safe bro just spend all day indoors haha only idiots want to be outsideKys
>>741485904kys
Humans are an invasive pest species.
>>741496073>don't jump into that creek with crocs and you won't get your leg ripped off by crocs>no! I want to jump in the creek with crocs!
>>741496187Wow, here's your reddit diploma, gentlesir!
>>741496631>humanfag: *recoils* I've been found out!
>>741496859>*recoils* I've been found out!Sorry, I gave the wrong impression. What I meant to say was: Fuck off non-human scum! We run your world.
Fuck, reptiles are so cool. Once I free up some space in my place I'd really like to raise a tortoise.
>>741497128Ok renter
>>741497490Post mansion
Alright, but what games let me play as a gator? Or have sexy alligator chicks? Either or, I'm not picky.
>>741493474Outsiders don't seem to know how peacocks of all things are an invasive major annoyance in Miami. So a peacock pest control mission would be a deep cut.
>>741497802Is Google down?
>>741497490Yes. I literally work in mortgaging and I rent (and so do most of my coworkers) because shit's fucked out there.
>>741493917Yeah but everyone knows that. I was asking for more specific examples.
All I hope for is a Mar-a-Lago mission. Imagine smuggling prostitutes into the place.
>>741485235Unironically best thread on /v/.
Evolution isn't real, the Earth isn't a million years old and most fossils are fake.That's done to gaslight masses into believing we live in a materialistic and Godless world, so you can be separated from God and your own divine essence.
>>741463389Their goofy tiny eyes always make me laugh. This guy is supposed to be a big dangerous beast but his fucking eyes kill me every time.
>>741498419For me personally it's a lot easier to believe in evolution than that darkazoids have divine essence
https://youtu.be/3B70VAPKHW4This is a good video.
>>741482748>CrocYou rang?
>>741482748>The United States vs Iran in a nutshell
>>741457362Wasn't there a story on some crazy migrant throwing a toddler into a croc enclosure just yesterday?>b-but gators aren't crocsSame shit. Very strange coincidence rockstar reveals this practically on the same day. It really does seem like viral marketing to me now.
>>741459841BASED
>>741498419Evolution is real but watching paleofags get uppity about paleontology and try to debate the Earth was a certain way back in the day is funny since all we can do is make approximations, but we will never ever be able to confirm anything.
>>741458420kek
>>741498419farming crop selection is *at least* 10.000 years old anon. the fact that you're entirely made up of selected and tamed shitty fat fuck non-hostile crops and cattle is enough proof of evolution to last a lifetime.but that's not on the script of most evolution deniers is it
>>741463389Me when the sign says please do not sit on the grass.
>>741498814BANANA PHONE
>>741498814YIZZOOOOO
>>741457362>no autogator postsYou indian shills suck ass at memeing
>>741466383>>741466662>>741466827>>741467081>>741470194I fucking love gator women.
>>741503137>>741503398I don't.
>>741503398Why do all women REFUSE to spontaneously metamorphose into 10-foot tall anthro gator BBWs? Is it laziness? Spite?
>>741503894This is the thing about furfags. They will take an 11/10 body and slap the ugliest, most ridiculous looking head onto it and refuse to jack off to human women. Bellyache all you want, but cosplay monster girls are as far as I can go. This shit? People who crank it to this need to be lined up against a wall and gunned down mercilessly.
>>741503795That's ok, anon. I'm sure you'll stop having such shit taste some day.
>>741493474Dont they have their own version of bigfoot?
>>741504337In my opinion people who don't want to crank it to that should be turned into blue energy drinks
>>741504337Realistic animal head is more attractive than the face of any h*man w*man.
>>741503894lmao
>>741464093>>741477564He'll be alright
>>741459845basically me but in high school
Can't wait to play my new game AUTOCROC
>>741458420Shit can eat stones and live off sunlight. Quite literally a machine.
>>741503804I don't know, but it's going to happen to all of them one day, whether they like it or not.
>>741493474We used to be called God's Waiting Room because of how many old people would retire here before they croaked
>>741459841>it's been 2 decades alreadyjust fuck me
>>741463389he doesn't look dangerous, just wants a sunbath
>>741506136you caught it you take it with you, that's the rule
>>741457362haha he's smilin' I love it Maggle!
>>741493164*harvests your blood*nothin personnel kid
>>741503894Now i will play your game
>>741506136>sup nigga
>>741505754I hope it's sooner than later. There's literally no downside and everyone benefits.
>>741463594big steppa
Still don't know the difference between crocs and alligators
>>741490815Google search for different looking ones.
>>741507584Gators are big and fatCrocs are aerodynamic
Naked Snake wants his crocodiles back
good thread this
>>741463878If 4chan why talk like 9fag?
What happens up here
>>741486097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGr3TQ7xKk4&list=RDAGr3TQ7xKk4&start_radio=1
>>741463342entered the thread for this
>>741507253I like to imagine he screams CHARGE in his head on the second climb.
>>741507795Hurricanes
>>741507584>arr reptirians rook arikeRacist.
>>741507765gooby pls
>>741473873you have no whimsy
>>741507797>some of the hits line up with the musickino
>>741463389JOE!JOE!JOE!JOE!
>>741507801Men will look at this image and say "Hell yeah"
>$100>at least 350 gig>obligatory upscaling>biggest most empty map yet>campaign is 8 hours long>3 hours of them are cutscenes>90% of all content locked behind online
anything to get another gta6 thread on the board huh
>>741507253Did he drop his bike keys? Hell never find them in the water.
>>741459845>>741458420That makes it the least evolved.
>>741505740They also barely bleed if their fucking arm gets ripped off and they can just say "no" if temperatures get too low and wait it out
>>741507690And Caimans look stupid.
>>741508061Nigga we're talking about gators in here
>>741485829He's right, they mostly eat fish and prefer smaller gameIt's crocodiles who are fucking bloodthirsty and will actively chase you
>>741494761Incredible response.
>>741473873You don't need a license for emotional support animals?
>>741473874Their laziness is exactly the reason why they could cope with the entire planet turning into a shithole wastelandA crocodile can go without food for a year if it needs to, a warmblooded t-rex would starve immediately. Also the crocs that survived are the small ones, the dinosaur eating kaijus like deinosuchus that are the size of a schoolbus died off too
>>741478431yes and the second character is a wisecracking iguana
>>741457362the cover is honestly just uninspired. a decade+ and this is all they could come up with?
>>741475032At one point after the dinosaurs died the biggest terrestrial carnivore on the entire planet was a crocodile
this is the only good GTA thread
>>741497939Every fucking day i found out that there's another invasive species in Florida, at this point which fucking animal is actually native there besides gators?
>>741496073Do you think gators prowl the streets like JP Velociraptors drooling at the thought of ripping someone apart? As long as you don't jump in the water with them they won't give a shit
>>741478431100%
>>741482748haha, what a bitch
>>741503894>turning the hair into algaeAi actually is getting sorta clever
>>741508817Off the top of my head black bears, cougars, manatees, gators and crocodiles are native to Florida along with varying species of birds, insects, some ungulates. Lionfish, chameleons people let loose and other pet species are the ones fucking up the ecosystem along with feral pigs.
>>741458420tpbp
>>741508817>at this point which fucking animal is actually native there besides gatorstax evaders
>>741457362gatorcards confirmed?gtao2 is gonna print so much money rockstar should start their own counrty
>>741503894unironically better
>>741508061Kek, the chinks can't even show the women wearing bikinis.
>>741473002well anon?
>>741463820Don't trust him anons!>>741473873>Deathrolls a customer in the grocery store>NOOOO THIS IS MY ANXIETY GATOR!!! HE'S DOING THAT TO CALM ME DOWN!!!!!Anon, I'm sure you're mad because nobody loves you but if you would care enough to deathroll someone in order to ease my anxiety, you'd be my best buddy you know that?
>>741509262Considering the kind of psychopath into gachashit they might unironically have some rabid fan somehow take the sight of his waifu in a bikini as a cuck metaphor and try to bomb their HQ
>>741493474The leaks had mentions of Skunk Ape
>>741476887
>>741503894kek
>>741503894tail too fat
>>741503894ZAMN, I will turn that coconut water into croconut water
>>741503894>IT IS I WHO NUTS TO THAT
>>741503894GTA VI if it was good
>>741507584Alligators are new worldCrocodiles are old world
>>741486097holy shit what level is this guy irl
>>741503894AUTO
>>741503894gaiting to this
>>741507584Different head shapes, crocodiles have a gnarlier grin with more prominent teeth and in general they're way more aggressive and active than gators
>>741478431>Rockstar I was talking mad shit about your stupid goygame>but that gatr character?>hahahaHAHAHAHA>YOU DID IT AGAIN ROCK* BACK BABY
>>741457362>get rid of retarded bonny and clyde shit>make game about florida swap guy and his gator broEasy money, but Cockstar are too fucking stupid.
>>741508817Flamingos are also not native, any association with them and Florida is tourism board or real estate developer propaganda.
>>741457362>crocodile /van/ threadbest on the log
>>741507795The "Redneck Riviera" on the left half, the diseased heart of corruption on the right half.
I wonder if you'll get a 1 star for shooting one
>>741463594Me around women
I look forward to the GTA 5 style menu that lets me summonh alligators to attack my foes like a wizard.
>>741490815I was there.
for me its this panel
>>741513178...molesting?
>>741508415Service animals that do actual jobs for people need licenses. "Support animals" can be anything and basically just need a letter from a doctor, which are cheaper than the paper they're written on.
>>741510497>Alligator sinensis - Chinese Alligator >Crocodylus acutus - American Crocodile ???
