Once instructed my sister and her boyfriend to use the dpad when we were playing Tekken back in 2012. They still call me "dpad" ever since. Careful who you are vulnerable with in your real life.
>normies cannot comprehend using d-pads instead of analog sticks
>>741458550I use the analog stick for fighting games and I'm better than you
>>741458491I'm not a controller guyJust recently bought one three days ago so what's a dpad?And if I were you I would honestly find annoying nicknames for them or tell them outright to fuck off>But muh family Don't tolerate disrespect and if the fucker threatens you dare himUnless you are too weak, which I don't advise if you can't hold in a fight I had people call me chicken little (older dudes) in high school, like first year or so, I literally called them sons of bitches, they complained and shit and dared me and all that crap but never did anything more than words, normies are subhuman retards and cowards, nigger cattle
>>741458491ok, dpad
padcucks get what they deserve
>>741458643(X) Doubt
>and her boyfriendlol cuck
>>741458881fuck...
>>741458491You should have fucked her to establish dominance
>using the Xbox 360 pad's dpad
>>741458865This is just for yous. I actually lost my sister about a decade ago in a freak electric can opener accident.
>>741459084>playing a fighting game with the analog stick
The Xbox dpad was dogshit, dpad.
>>741458491They’re still together? That’s cool
>>741458491i was nicknamed portal in school after some retard chav bitch heard me talking about crash bandicoot games. she died in a fire tho so its ok i won in the end
>>741462198ok, Chris
it's trve doe
>>741458491>instructing them to use the shitty 360 dpadyou kinda deserve it
>>741458491I once endorsed the Jackie Chan film The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) around family. My parents saw it in theaters, thought it was trash, and still bring it up to undermine my taste in movies and art. I think I just said it was ok.
>>741458643You don't play any video games
>>741462948that'll learn ya
>>741462948i put on tenet for my family and they made fun of me on why they couldn't hear the dialogue properly and got bored before getting to see any of the time reversal stuff lmfaohonestly on the rewatch even i was feeling a little stupid and doubting why i liked it in the first place and we turned it off within 25? minutes...
DGODI CALL YOU DGOD NOW
>>741462948Plus you're a gamer. So that's like strike 1.
>>741464195The D stands for deez nutz
>>741458491Attack of the Giant Faggot, starring dpad
>>741459669You would prefer that on xbox360 gamepad.
>>741464127>gaslit and cucked out of enjoying things by his own familyjust like, bee urself man
>>741458491fr though, the "claw grip" with your right hand (using your right index finger to press the ABXY buttons) gave you an advantage in gears of war because you could move the camera with your thumb on the stick and roll at the same time, lining up shots before the roll ended.
>>741465307i know but i legitimately feel it might not hold up for me as well if i try to rewatch it again myself... idk...
>Genuinely butthurt about a nicknameThey should have called you FAGGOTBut I can see how that might be rude
>>741459084I WISH I WAAaaAaAAAAAAaaAaAaAaaaaS
>>741458491>They still call me "dpad" ever since
>>741458491sorry d-pad, but whenever you have to explain to normalfags about how to use a controller, you should always replace "dpad" with "arrows" shit works like a charm
>>741459032Shes 12...
how was that the most noteworthy thing in your life to justify a nicknamethat's like if you asked someone to pass the salt ant they called you PassSalt for 13 years
>>741458491I'm so fucking sorry anon, that must be a lot for you to deal with
>>741458491They should get married and stop living in sin
>>741470262This but unironicallyCasual sex is a jewish psyop
>>741470353marriage is a psyop
>>741470262>youre no longer in sin if you do some kind of ceremony but still do freaky stuff with your now "wife"
>>741459081>him
>>741471664Obedient women are a psyop? Ok. Whatever your godless worldview thinks. Ywnbaw btw
dpad autists really are annoying thoughthey are for JRPG menus
>>741458550Maybe they should have tried to make d-pads that didn't suck then.
>>741458491yo, it's mah nigga dpad!
>>741458491>using the 360 dpadWhy hurt yourself so much?
>>741458491My cousin watched me play through Metal Gear Solid and since I was really fat back then he started calling me "killer Whale"he stopped calling me that. But he recently lost his phone in our house so I was calling it to figure out where it is and when I found it my name was "killer whale"
>>741458491Dpad is cool, at least. Imagine if you became ring out or something instead.
>>741458491I mean, it's not a bad nickname. It's kinda cool actually. Better than being called faggot, which they should have called you
>>741472264>dpad autists really are annoying though >they are for JRPG menusCalls other autists then spews dpad autism. The dpad is for hot keying weapons in fps games.
>>741458491I'm pretty sure you were super autistic about it and kept insisting.The fact that you still feel attacked shows that you really are a massive grade-a zero self-awareness sperg
>>741458550Can't blame them, modern dpads suck.
>>741458491dpad is a sick nickname
My nickname is PG.It's not even my nickname originally. It was my great grandpa's, then my grandpa inherited it from him, my dad got it from grandpa, and I got it from dad.I'm not sure how a nickname became a generational family heirloom, but here we are.So remember OP, it could always be worse.
>>741479040Why was it started? Does it stand for parental guidance?
