Why do women love Shadow the Hedgehog?
>>741466908edgy kino
>Why do autistic women love the cool bad guy with a soft spot for a girl in the series that already has anomalously popular designsIt's a mystery
>>741466908he’s black
>>741467065yjk
>>741467364he is mediterranian see his snout thats his skin, he is white like Sonic but tanned a little.
>>741466908Sonic characters just attract both autistic men and autistic women.
>>741467246Is this real?
>>741467571so is he black or mexican?
>>741466908they think they can fix him.
>>741470418He's the ultimate lifeform, so Filipino, obviously.
>>741466908Same reason they love Vegeta. Strong, masculine, but vulnerable & incomplete.Sonic and Goku seem well-adjusted, and powerful, which seems a positive, but they're complete, there's no angle for a woman to fantasize about being needed by them.Goku isn't the one screaming about "turn me back to the way I was before, my family is holding me down (I'm coping)".Sonic isn't the one whining about a home to go back to, he's always on the move.
Why is he like this?
>>741470653kek
>>741466908
>>741466908Because he's feedable.
>>741472505Based.
>>741471718
>>741466908EVERYONE loves Shadow the Hedgehog, he's the best.
>>741470914So, women like 2D manlets?
Teacher hereI had a female student, 17, who was psychotically obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog. She kept takling about the live action movies, knew every random piece of Sonic lore, and clearly got upset when I compared him to Mario because she thought they were nothing alike.
>>741475046Based.
Women are like your uncle who thinks he can fix things he obviously can't
>>741475046Give me her name I'd date her. :)))
>>741475046>sad hoe the hejjhog>is that like one of those 'bing bing wahoo' things?
>>741466908He's the coolest!
>>741475046You thought Sonic was like Mario? What kind of shitty university did you get your teaching degree from?
>>741467571Why does he have a gun?
>>741477315"death !! to all who oppose me !!"
>>741466908>no-nonsense badass who does whatever it takes to protect what he cares for
>>741475046he's fast
>>741466908BHC
>>741475046>She kept takling about the live action moviesIf she didn't complain about the main mans characterization than shes not a real fan
>>741466908Better question: why do satanists?
>>741475046She was 17 you sick fuck
>>741470653>Filipino
>>741478790>AIslopping soijaksKILL YOURSELF
>>741467246unfathomably based
>>741475046>the ultimate lifeform vs the weakest spongebob fan
>>741478693How is this different than what Black Metal fags did in Norway back in the Mayhem days. Just buncha teens being cringe.
>>741477315The 2nd Amendment
Shadow The Hedgehog and l are quintessentially similar people with allegorically connected backstories. I even kind of look like him. If I let those aspects of myself show more in day-to-day life, will that make me irresistible to women?
>>741466908Nice tits.
