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>>741474045The kill it with the cover chicks. My favorite is the dumpy slag on 3
period posters should be an auto-ban
Misty is the only one that's actually a character
>>7414740454's girl is really nostalgic for me
>>741474045Wish 6 didn't have that lip piercing. Ruined. Probably SA is the best
>>741474045It's that shrimple
>>741474045Misty seems like a really dramatic femme fatale in her art but in the game you're just her taxi driver twice. Maybe they should've put Asuka instead. Besides, there's no white streetwalkers in 2001 NYC anyway.
>>741474045Black chick has a prettier face than the GTA5 chick.
>>741474773Futa goddess.
>>741474045This is normal, chud. Get over it.
San Andreas = BOGT > GTA 6 > Vice City > GTA 4 > Rest are shit.
>>741474045VC > IV > 3 > V > SA > VI
Until you actually meet Misty in the game
Is GTA 6 the same artist as the previous games? It looks similar to the IV era but it's hard to tell since his style can change wildly.https://www.stephenbliss.com/
>>741474045You can call me an unc or a nostalgiafag or whatever but something just feels off about 6. Doesn't feel like the rest.
>>741474893I can't get over how much James Bond looks like Henry from KCD.
>>741475132it's not even out yet
>>741474045wtf i thought games were getting gayer???
>>741475250Tf that has to do with the pictures we're looking at?
>>741474893Are you trying to say Vice City 2 having a black chick as the cover girl is woke?
>>741475132V is the one that looks out of place. Well, besides that monster on III
>>7414740455 is so boring it's insane. They're supposed to be prostitutes or whatnot, not just normal pretty women.
>>7414740451 and 4 are the best.
>>741475746Prostitutes are pretty much just normal women who post pics like that. I imagine the classic streetwalker still exists in big cities but I've never seen one
>>741474045They ripped off Lindsay Lohan for 5girl and she was right to sue
>>7414740454>1>6>2>5>3
>>741474773>>741475073That slut that Luis fucked wasn't nearly as hot in the game either.
>>741474149This. Say something or learn to blankpost
They're all supposed to look like disgusting whores
>>741475891That's an escort.Prostitute is a a street walker and they're too ugly to be escorts. And you call all of them hookers when theyre dead.
>>741475891Yeah streetwalkers are still pretty prevalent
>>741475746Hollywood is supposed to be the superficial capital of the world, so of course the cover girl would be different.
>>741475993She just looks so generic.
>>741475984Huh. I want to nail you on a technicality but my gut tells me you are wise.
>>741476148The girl in 2 is obviously an escort, but 5 looks like every girl on Instagram. Objectively pretty, but "just" pretty. Generic face, hair, bikini. Nothing stands out.
>>741474592Fucking up hands before AI
>>741474045Women are gross
>>741474149SPBP
>>741474045first one looks like she could be in home movies
>>7414740456 girl is like the third best only behind 4 and vice city
>>741474045Now you can have brown trashy whores instead of just white trashy whores, live a little with your trashy whores
>>741474773Lollipop girl is S tier. GTA6 girl should be pretty high up, definitely better than GTAV bimbo
>>741474045That blonde in the mid-bottom is Alexis Texas, she enjoys getting ass fucked by niggers.
>>741474045I think a lot of people bitching about the VI girl don't realize she's supposed to resemble a modern version of the Vice City girl
>>741474791>Besides, there's no white streetwalkers in 2001 NYC anyway.Whut?
>>741478780First of all the butterface in the bottom was shat on for being tits mid face and nothing else. Second all Alexist Texas is half beaner and her sellign point is never screwing any of the pansexual negro sex tools in porn.
>>741474045VI is the only one that actually makes your dick hard, which gives me the impression a rule34 artist drew it.
>>741474045
>>741478780she is one of the few pornstars who doesn't
>>741478815not sure about that. OG Vice City girl is just a tanned white girl while the nu version is clearly some latina/mulatta
>>741479854she's an afro-latina, they just looked a lot whiter back in those days (just watch any episode of miami vice)
>>741474773this is the actual poster girl of CW
>>741474045Do those bitches ever appear in the game??
>>741479185Mamacita
>>741481454no
>>741474808>Black chickRetard
>>741479815um buddy i have news for you
>>741481454dependsfor 3 and ballad of gay tony yes, they are actual (minor) charactersthe one for liberty city stories is supposed to be maria, but she looks very different in the final game (wrong hair colour)for everyone else, not really, although they might resemble random female npc models
>>741482882what, she finally caved in her old age? oh well
>>741478896>her sellign point is never screwing any of the pansexual negro sex tools in porn.She gave up on that like 2 years ago now lol. Made at least 2 BBC videos since then
>>741474893Why did they make everyone in that game so ugly?
>>741474045Honestly I like the stylisation of 3 the best.The bottom row are all pretty unimpressive from an artistic standpoint, the rendering is kinda ugly even.
>>741474893How this game has "very positive" reviews on Steam is beyond me. Normgroids are not human
>>741483070artificial. botted and boughted. obviously.even normies don't even buy full priced video games in 2026, they are waiting for the games to go on sale.
>>741474893M was the only one that felt like a quota filler. Boring a self-righteous characterGreenway was a bro and Q was white. Moneypenny is whatever, she's supposed to be a bit of a twat I guess
>>741474045Isn't it funny how these cover girls aren't even story characters? Makes you wonder, what's THEIR story?
>>741483327>what's THEIR story?just being degenerates
>>741479815>she is one of the few pornstars who doesn
>>741484565what
>>741482904What, isn't the cover chick for 5 the daughter of Michael that keeps getting in the trouble for her dumb decisions over and over?
>>741485594Turn your monitor on
>>741485502The cover girls for GTA are never game characters with the exception of Misty from GTA 3
>>741485720I'm surprised because her look and behavior heavily mirrors that of Tracey
>>741474773your s ranked should be A at most. 4's girl could be S. 5's girl has a man face and is overrated imo. vice city could be higher
>>741474773Based TBOGT enjoyer
I did not care for GTA.
>>741474045Bottle girl from gay tony mogs
>>741474045Misty looks so ugly and fridge bodied in her artwork that if it came out today it'd be called woke
>>741480469Ling... :(
>>741474045Not surprised by GTAVI's being so dogshit, also not surprised by shills defending it.
>>741489521It's not fair, the very least they could have let her live a little longer
>>7414857205's not the Lindsay Lohan character thar you have a mission or two with ?
>>741482983Yes, now that she is older and doesn't make money.This is a known thing with porn whores for the last 40 fucking years. Are you actually under 18?
>>741490734No she was in TBOGT first as a celebrity that Luis drove around.
>bitching about the cover girl of 6Tell me you have never been to Miami without saying so.It's full of blanco Cubans who were kicked out of Cuba for being the descendants of the Spaniard slavers that governed the island in the 1700s.
>>741474045Why did they completely cover the breastestes in 6? Isn't that weird?
>>741491215>Isn't that weird?>I do not pay attention to current fashion trendsWraps have been popular for the last 15 years.
>>741491194>kicked outlmao they left willingly by the boatload. Castro ruled over the rest of the dark Cubans that were left.
>>741491476>lmao they left willingly by the boatload.That's why they have held a grudge about it for decades, and are chomping at the bit for Rubio to become president so they can have their revenge?Do you think anyone actually believes this?
>>741491656there is no "grudge" they just hate the regime in Cuba. That's why they left and that's why they support anyone who will depose it
>>741491330No they haven't. You're full of shit, shill. Stop making excuses for your woketrash game. I command you to now reply with butthurt, tourist.
