Starting soon get in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8cjPwAtY40
>shmupyou guys are like 40 years old and you are still mushing your wordsunc stop mumbling and just say shoot them up god damn
Based alert.
>>741496661I'm 36 years young lil blud, wdym
LET'S MORKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm only interested for the Raystorm run
>Reusing assets from SS7Classic Mork being fucking lazy.
>>741496853and you ain't embarrased?? got your binky in?
Literally fucking who?
Ah good the autism has begun already
>>741496998LONG TIME NO JACK IN
For the uninitiated this guy is a game dev making a fat fetish scoring shmup.
did Mark do a run yet?
>>741497894Mork is actually not the focus of these events. He usually just sits in chat and thanks people for donations for 40 hours straight and then fails a 1-all in the middle of the event.
This is boring. I'll just wait when something happens
>>741497894no he's doing ketsui
>>741498162I'm watching it while driving down the turnpike at 90 mph
Gunbird 2 next
>Boring 1-ALL survivalNEXT
>400+ viewersNo fucking way...
>death alreadyIt's not looking good, this isn't even the hard part
>>741497701Are you sure this will help us selling shmups?
Onitranny dilated in a discord thread lmao
gg on that shitclear brah
>>741500694Post yours, that game is mad hard
nice, time to get a cold beer and rot away watching some shumps while its 34C outside
ha
Next up exceed 2
>>741501539isnt that a problematic loli shmup? how did Mork allow this?
>>741501631lolis are shmup culture
>>741501671Mark had a meltdown over Deathsmiles
>>741497701
>>741501714he was just playing coy, he definitely faps to casper
time for a poverty game
>>741502468WORLD CLASS DOUJINSHIT LIVE FROM SERBIA
Soul
>SERBIAN SHMUP PLAYERbased
Ickaruga
>23>Serbian
>loli ikarugajust checked and you can't even buy this on Steam for some reason
>he has never 1cc'd the gameFuckin what lol
>>741503074skill issue
>>741503350do you have selective hearing? he didn't 1cc it in the hardest mode
>>741503363why did the games get pulled from steam??
>>741503420He's playing the hardest mode...
>>741503659yeah and he never 1cc'd it, and he probably wont on this run
>>741503074>loli ikarugaPicked the fuck up, also SSH did the music.
>>741503572Publisher died, dev is mysterious and MIA.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/207380/old_view/3356885053839922042/
dev put work in to his patterns. Music's not bad either
>>741504034https://www.kinguin.net/category/89304/the-exceed-collection-aural-brutality-edition-steam-cd-keyfound this, all games for 10€ seems kinda based
>>741504219>seller "TrustedKys"kek
Jesus lol
i call bullshit on this Serbian guy, he 100% 1CCd this before, he fuckng ended with 3 livesnever trust a Serb
>>741504573don't ruin the kayfabe
/v/ doesn't know anything about this feel
Metal Slug 3 with Mork next
You need a strong entrance if you want to make it in the shmup community. A strong entrance indeed
Okay metal slug, time to take a break and play shmups
Stage 2 made me quit Metal Slug 3. Metal Slug and Metal Slug X are my comfy place
Mork chads it's our time
>>741504219At that point, why not just pirate it instead of giving money to some slav with a stolen card?
>>741505252>stolen cardyeah he stole a card and bought the key where?you don't understand that small steam devs sell keys in bulk for a discount, these key sites buy like 1000 keys
>>741505360>giving your card to Kinguin be like
>>741505252Games are habitually released broken and the patches are only available through steam. Pirated copies are rarely up to date
>>741505493These games haven't been updated in over a decade
>>741505489use paypal retard
>>741505493That's a meme by buyfags, unless you're playing early access content dripfeed slop or a game with 5 players, that's rarely an issue. eXceed was last updated in 2014.
got here with double instead of laser so i couldn't reliably shoot down the ships entering the hallway and i somehow survived to the boss. my asshole was as tight as the spaces i used to hide from them. it's certainly an uh, emergent experience
>>741505493The last updates Exceed gotten was over 10 years ago.
>>741505252Owning delisted games is a special kind of high.t. Boughted some
is this even a shmup
>>741506212No but Mork approves it because he loves the MS series
>>741506212genre darwinism
>>741506212it's shump adjacent
The S in SNK is for sexism
>>741506483what do the N and K stand for
>>741506526nigger killer
>>741497701what
>>741498802>turnpikeWhere are you from
love the empty couch and arcade cams
EnD
>>741498802SPEEDY SPEED BOYGASOLINE'S BURNIN' YEAH
it's over
Mork moment
Oh no no no cpbros........
Has mork ever actually played an MSX shump
>>741506702New Jersey
They are behind schedule. Not sure why Mork allows him to continue
1cc status?
>>741507015continued at the beggining of previous stage
>>741497701i'm not currently watching this but i literally can't think of anyone else who fits that description
>>741507063Shamefur dispray...
>>741496661I notice alot of content creators over 30 mush their words when live streaming. A sigh of dementia perhaps.
this game kinda sucks
>>741507086Wait a minute you didn't tell me this guy was based. What's his game?
>When you don't end the game
I don't remember this stuff. Maybe I never played through MS3 after all
>>741507187https://mknight.itch.io/remote-weapon-gunfencer-score-attack-demohe's on bluesky ofc lol
>>741507167Lots of content and variety but unforgivable >>741507279pacing issues
>>741507279MS3 goes on for so long I completely get why you would forget
Man Slug 3 is cool as shit but is an absolute slog and rage inducing to actually 1cc
>>741507416The final boss I remember. Maybe there's a shortcut earlier in the stage?
Up next Blue Revolver with critical threat level shitpost commentary
up next Mork sucking his own dick 1cc
>>741507575What happens if you fail to 1cc that
>>741507664you blame suck to target
>>741507086>elegg, bready, neet slob Nikke I forget the name ofbased
>>741507824kek
>>741507086>lifeline and BK of all thingsOkay maybe the architect fag making a shump is kinda alright
>>741508030hi ace!!
>>741508159Hello.
Blessed OST
This is like ESA but actually good
>>741509221Not really
>>741509305Yeah really :)
actually just bought space seeker from the eshop because of the stream
>this blue revolver runI'm fucking stupid trying to clear it with minimal ressources
>>741509798Even if you just learn like half the breaks hyper mode clear is literally free
>>741509914I don't even really understand the break system.
Almost a world record
Val owe me sex
>>741509969Most bosses and some stage sections have some specific requirement to get a break bonus, there's a thing in the game showing videos for every break if you want them demonstrated
Oh it is world record lmao
>>741510085true
>>741496492all i want is jets n guns 3everything else does not matter one bit.
>>741510179thanks, I check it sometimes. I thought it was just for scoring
Up next, degenerate mermaid porn
>>741510254Technically it is, but scoring turns into lives which turn into bombs, so learning a few breaks could give you more resources for the parts you're struggling with
where is bog
>no troons>no pronouns listed next to the runner nameThats how you know its good
>>741510854And no truss which I am surprised. Every shmup slam has trannyhou but this one is quite possibly the first
>>741510946I look like this
>>741510854And the runs have been shit as a result
>>741510946Chudmaxxing
Mark commentating a game he has literally never played
Thats a merman tho
>>741511132That's mork for (you)
>>741511132That's our mark
>>741511132/ourguy/
>>741511132this would have 20 viewers without him
>>741511132No one has played this, I bet the player is also the dev
>>741497701reminder this was the best selling shmup in the last 20 years.
>>741511327I played iwanaga first then vacant ark
>>741509914This is true, I did a mild amount of scoring and still 1CC'd. By "mild amount" I mean my score was even lower than the one I had in Normal so it was 100% a shitclear.
All regular 1CCs = shitclear
Up next bug futanari
Still waiting for basedstorm
this thread is so dead
>>741512108Leave the sperg alone.
>>741512108Does it's existence upset you
>>741512108About as alive as the genre itself
>>741512108It's about as alive as the shump genre
>>741510240Was Jets n Guns 2 ever fixed? I picked it up early in development and it was pitiful compared to Gold.I remember there weren't even multiple ship types, there was just one upgrade path
a shitclear is actually the most regular 1cc thoever
>>741496492>Electric BlundergroundI sleep. I will never give Mork's turf my clicks.
shmups are coming back just overheard zoomer coworkers talking about Garegga strats recently
>>741512607many are saying this.
"The Treasure game history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""What?""Did not care for Radiant Silvergun.""How can you even say that, Anon?""Didn't like it.""Anon, it's like the perfect game!""This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...""Hiroshi Iuchi, Hitoshi Sakimoto, I mean, you never see, Studio Gonzo!""Fine. Fine. Fine team, did not like the game.""Why not?""Did not... Couldn't get into it.""What didn't you like about it?""It insists upon itself.""What?""It insists upon itself.""What does that even mean?""Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted!""It takes forever memorizing the scoring route; you spend like six and a half hours on Stage 3... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the game. I've never seen the ending.""You've never seen the ending?!""How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?""I agree. It's not really fair.""It's outrageous.""I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to Stage 5.""Yeah, it's a great stage. I love that stage.""I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.""You know what, Anon...""They're speaking Japanese!""The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; something you don't understand.""I love Cotton Boomerang. That is my answer to that statement.""Exactly.""Well, there you go.""Whatever.""I like that game too."
Playing futari while waiting for futari
Why doesn't /v/ shill bup games even 10% as hard as shmuck games?
>>741512607This, I messaged her about autofire setting strats
>>741512680You tried
yo Asmongold is doing react to this we're back
>>741512728Because bmup players are too embarrassed of themselves to post clears
>>741512820I doubt it
what's next? bug shit? I sleep
EC based?!?!?!!?
>>741513116Futari is cool
unc is live
Actual unc
Im next wish me luck
>>741512820Nah, he's doing /vpol/ shit like usual.
Chud on the cab
bugs
>>741513350I'll only believe you if you casually mention /v/ or say "mork"
>restarts 10 seconds inYep, it's a certified CAVE run.
>scoring runFinally, a good fucking run
chud is locked in, that's not just 1CC
wish someone would milk me
>>741513216I know, just prefer DDP or EspRad/Galuda a little bit morethis scoring is cool though!
>>741513706he's not actually playing anything he's staring at a wall contemplating decline of western civilization
YOU WILL FUCK ZE BUGS
>>741513840millions must insert a coin
>>741513840Billions must shoot em up
How do you end up having full gray hair explaining Mushihimesama scoring mechanics?
who is that luteal boomer next to Mark? his dad?
he will shoot up the venue after the run
>>741513815BL maniac/God scoring reminds me of ketsui a little with how you pop between standard and focus to build and cash red meter, the difference is you're at the bottom of the screen most of the time gameplay wise and you have to build up/maintain the counter for big cash outs
>>741514106no miss/no bomb?
>>741514006We call that being "based".What are you going to do as an old man anyways? I'm pretty sure I will end up getting some 2-ALLs out of sheer boredom and wanting to play familiar games at that age.
>>741514187I call it the school shooter
>>741514106his cortisol is spiking
>>741514106They have matching cave t-shirts lol
>>741514165Also max score
>>741514106he doesn't look like a tranny tho?
>>741514245That's just a stage in Parodius
>>741514165Dying doesn't matter much in maniac, bombing also tanks your counter so it's not worth it to panic bomb
dude is cracked
Free death for bomb counter and were done
Man people go fucking nuts over this game
TOTAL CHUD VICTORY
Live Chud reaction!
I wish more people played black label original, I would argue that high level original score runs are actually harder than maniac runs just because the game goes completely fucking apeshit when your counter hits 100k
>>741515075Its gotta be memes, its not THAT good
Is this in Japan?
this is like the last safe space for autistic white guys around
he really is a chud hahaha 11/10
>>741515173Shitters love glazing over it. It's good compare to the original, sure, but it isn't like the holy grail of shooting games.
>see schedulewtf where's touhou
>>741515205Its in Colorado
>>741515217We got our fair share of troons too, but it's still better than dealing with normalfags and women. Thankfully the entire genre is built around giving a massive middle finger to those "people".
>raystorm>ec2151 + ggmaximo commentarythis is going to be gold
>>741515285post it
>>741515342https://horaro.net/shmupslam8
>>741515173It's just a fun game to play and watch, I've been learning God mode for the past week or so
>>741515340Yeah raystorm survival is pretty fucked up on its own, scoring at a live event is nuts
metal slug, my favorite shmup
>>741515434troon alert
>>741515423thx
I wish I could get into raystorm/crisis but I find them super boring
>>741515434Bitch probably played Shotia
I remember when I got the Black Label Original 1CC. Not sure if it's better to go for the second score extend or not, but I did and it was fun, I forget how the scoring works but it makes the game noticeably harder. Original is still easy for casual play though.
>>741515509Same, along with God hand and NG2
>>741515423>no muchi muchi porkpork bros...
wheres jaimers
>>741515423Thats a pretty good selection Im impressed
>>741515627Play Crimson Clover instead.
I'll sit this one out and come back for this kino
>>741515285Im glad they didnt allow toehoe games, I dont hate me but fuck they are everywhere
>>741515893My man boho. He better talk about beat em ups
>>741515956he better talk about why his new game is never coming out
>>7415152852hu is probably getting its biggest boost in god knows how long because noobs won't have to patch an illegally obtained Touhou 6 install and there's infinite lives so literally anyone can beat it >>741515742People will finally see this game for the ludokino that it is when they don't have to emulate on Xenia for the best modes
2daymorkie ketsui omotehog shilling his 2 games lol2morrow:jaimers Bachigun SR 2-ALL (obscure doujin)PAN DDP 2 ALL with morkie on comm
Damn, I thought only speed runners and fighting game players moved like this.
>>741516134>morkie ketsui omote>not uraWhat a faggot.
oh shit someone is playing RefRain, I only picked up recently and I have no idea how to play it so that's cool
I want to see older games like raiden 2
>>741516502Whole live no-miss run of Truxton 2 would be an accomplishment
>>741515423No milestone shmups? Kind of lame desu
>>741516234Yeah he's not getting the omote lol
Getting a bit sketchy now
Fuck Taito for making this as a final attack
Ray games are too fucking hard man I can't imagine trying to 1cc or score them
>>741517532I remember finding about Raystorm randomly while trying to some PS2 games. Idk if I ever 1cc'd but I can certainly remember it was difficult to reach the final stage.
>>741517532Only storm is really fucked up
Up next spin doctor
>Super ReaKtorNever heard it>Illvelo SwampNever heard it>GunveinNever played it>Night Striker GearNot as good as the original>DoDonPachi SaiDaiOuJouIt's shit + anime moe garbage>Caramel Action MicroNever heard of it>Infinity Lancer DemoNever heard it>ZeroRanger Green OrangeFake interest>Battle BakraidWhy?>Ketsui (Determination: Cutting the Bonds of Hell)Lol>Dangun FeveronNever played it>Bonanza Bros.Never heard it>RefRain Prism MemoriesNever heard it>Omega Fighter SpecialNever heard it
>>741518041What a cool and insightful post, anon!
Wtf is this shit? Not a shmup
>>741518041based but i don't understand how you've never heard of illvelo swamp, bonanza bros, or omega fighter. never heard of reaktor or infinity lancer myself and can kinda understand refrain.
Touhou
>>741518041nigger
Wake me up when it is over
>>741518041Illvelo swamp is pretty sick. And confusing.
>>741518330Please don't start, Anon. We have a good thing going here :|
What is this game right now
>>741515327The last shmup slam when the two "ladies" commenting on Zero Ranger mention a boss called "gf", and one goes "we LOVE humilitating gf's" I laughed my ass off.
>>741518926most of this thread is you onitroon, let's not kid ourselves
>>741518041toxoplasmosis moment
wait the ost is sick, I'm playing this after all
>>741518926>>741519023Suicide now samefag
>>741519086she's so mad
>>741519083if nothing else eurogames will have at least one banger track
>>741519167Even worse if you're dumb enough to fall for it
>>741519023No Anon, this is actually what a normal, healthy shmup thread looks like without bad actors and jannies conspiring to ruin them. Believe it or not, people actaully enjoy these games and events related to them. I don't need to samefag because this thread is full of genuine interest, unlike Touhou and RPG threads.
How does Touhou trigger a tranny schizo this hard without fail
>>741519287>what a normal, healthy shmup thread looks like God no.Firstly, it's a thread about other people playing the games. A twitch chat with extra steps.Secondly, it reeks of shmupg autism, a shithole known for focusing more on drama and circlejerking than anything else. Well, it's on par with many generals, but still something that doesn't belong on /v/.For how much I also don't care about Touhou, that's a bogeyman.
Anyway, this fucking sucks and so boring
>>741519659>A twitch chat with extra steps.So, like any other thread that's about an ongoing live event?
>>741519659>people say you don't play the games>post proof that you play the games>people get madIdk what you want really
>>741519764Sure. Those aren't healthy shmup threads either.
>>741518041>It's shit + anime moe garbageIt's 2026 and anime still trigger the NPCs' programmingAnyway, I only didn't play and mostly never heard of>Super ReaKtor>Illvelo Swamp>Caramel Action Micro>Battle Bakraid>Bonanza Bros>Omega Fighter SpecialAlso I did play but didn't like>Night Striker GearOn PC the controls are fucked for me so that doesn't help, but even if the game was working right I'm just not impressed at all, and it's sad that Iuchi had to leave M2 with such a jank game honestly, I'm sure it's mechanically awesome but I just hate how to looks and moves especially with the ship having no animation at all like wtf?>Infinity Lancer DemoPretty mid + pixel slop I'm tired of this>ZeroRangerpixelslop again + awful color palette on top? I'm not playing 100 hours of this to clear it just because Mork likes itGunvein, SDOJ, Ketsui, Dangun Feveron and RefRain Prism are all kino.
>>741519492I am not "Triggered", Anon. I merely recognize the pattern of Touhou = bad thread. Everywhere they go, they always shit the place up and make it exponentially harder for real discussion to occur. If you haven't noticed it by now, then I don't know what to tell you. Then again, you probably HAVE noticed it, and you're just playing dumb so you can burn the place down easier.
>>741520005>100 hours to clear zero rangerWhat????
>>741520070I hear it's pretty hard and the true ending requires a 2all or something? I'm probably wrong.
Not my cup of tea. I hope it stops soon
>>741518041Only reason I know about Illvelo Swamp is because it released yesterday on Steam.Apparently it was a 2021 Switch game, but I've never seen it come up in conversation
>>741515627this is too bad, they are really fun. Love the cyberpunk feel of Crisis.
Stop replying to trolls you fucking retards
>>741520070>>741520151There's no way it would ever take that amount of time. Even if you decide to grind to max credits, which you shouldn't have to do if you're good at the game. I have 42 hours in the game and I'm a total shitter who got the true ending after beating the TLB.
>>741520151No it's quite easy. The difficulty is exaggerated because it's a beginner game. A 100 hour commitment is like mushi ultra territory.
>>741520175K Ill tell them to wrap it up
>>741520019The only thing that makes a 2hu thread stand out from half the others on the /v/ catalog is how likely they are to trigger a heckler's veto attempt by some asshole posting from a country where CP is partially legal
Oui oui.
>>741520216I'll give them another chance, I'm absolutely desperate for 3D shmups. I even started playing Thunderforce 6, it's that bad for me.But something on the steam collection must have triggered me because I uninstalled it.. Maybe I'll emulate the arcade version instead.
>>741501539This game has a good soundtrack
>>741519764This is also not fully true. Normal stream threads like GDQ would have multiple posts react to each notable moment in the span of like 10 seconds. Half of this thread is the same person with a distinct low IQ posting style responding to themselves a little over a minute apart.
Up next twin stick radiant silvergun
>>741520717tf6, christStick to taito my man. I know there's a bug in the pc raystorm collection but I never encountered it. It should emulate well enough in modern mame, though the "A+B bomb" thing in mame would probably be annoying.
>>741520803>twin stick radiant silvergunnah there's no way some indietrash I never heard of can be this cool
>>741521001You'll see
>>741501631>>741501671>>741501714>>741502079Does mork not know what a blue archive is? Why did he let that black guy cosplaying Harada in?
Illvelo Swamp looks chaotic in clips look forward to seeing gameplay
>>741521001Birdcage tries to do that and it came out late last year. It's quite good though it's actually better to not use the twinstick and just use normal controls, lol.
A Cave run died for this
>>741521195birdcage looks nice but the gameplay is painfully unremarkable. the dev is also a jewsky tranny.
Wish there were more Konami games in the slam desu
>milestroon
Looks like kb/m is the way to go
>>741521195I like it but it's nothing amazing and it's no radiant. and yeah the sword stuff is jank, maybe skill issue but it doesn't feel good to use.>>741521302>dev is also a jewsky trannydude, really?I no longer like Birdcage..
lol this commentary
>>741496492The guy hosting this stream has some fire video game essays on his channel yall ponies should check out.
Too many deaths, we got like 30 minutes to go
>>741521754he does indeed!
This is when the game gets dangerous
>>741522121>luring enemies out one by oneThat's a strat used for real life fights as well...
>>741522243LOL what game
Every time I stop paying attention the commentator is doing some bullshit why the fuck did he speak spanish out of nowhere
Last life
>>741522647Alesta has real autism
NEEEEEXT
>>741515893>the bogoh shit
Mmmm frosted failure flakes. Neat looking game
>hey mark
Capitalism ho
Time for boho commentary
If /v/'s general audience knew of this game, they would call it troonslop.
Thread's moving so fast everyone will know I ate a hot dog made out of three different animals for lunch todayI don't think any of them was a cow
Morky rockers WHERE WE AT
>>741523150at this point I wouldn't be too surprised..
Touhou was hereArcadeslop is for LOSERS
I don't know anything about gunvein
>>741524245It's fucking great. Basically a cave game, with aggressive gameplay with the main ship. You can mine for bombs which is fun.BOMBA
boho time!!!!!
>>741524245You play it for the meme of being boghog's game and stay because it's pretty damn good
>getting hit on the first bossgunbro..
>Mentions BGMork.......
Mork is getting pretty excited
Are Bog's games actually good or are we all just saying that because he's Mork's boyfriend?
the legendary bog hog is here!!
There's literally no reason to play with arcade stick on this game, there's perfect analog support so you can dodge on a pixel precision.I wish more shmups had that..
>>741524245sex with deathsmiles casper
this game sucks
the guy playing is fucking locked in
Fella getting a bit self conscious about all the crimson clover references I think
Mork cleared this btw
Watch this kino event instead!https://www.twitch.tv/mandaloris_
Mork bros...
Mark is very excited when talking to his boyfriend Boghog, its kinda cute
>>741525591Kek
>>741525014Mork is with blader now
>>741525126>casperPost more Casper please.
>>741525014I only played Gunvein but it's a great game. Maybe it takes too much from Cave but I don't give a shit
>>741525664
>>741525534Silky smooth 3 fps Brazilian gregg
>>741525730Thank you.
>>741525664you know i wish i could but there's only a handful of deathsmiles casper art around>>741525730i have this doujin physically it's really good
>>741525792No problem. She's a cutie>>741525801>i have this doujin physicallybased
Hold up this is shield kusoge?
>expert mode>looks like easy modowestie difficulty standard I guess
>>741526097haha so easy he restarted twice.
>>741526056Nah I think you get a shield only if you're absolutely stacked on resources
>>741525801>there's only a handful of deathsmiles casper art aroundWhy is she unpopular? Best girl of the bunch imo
Run list?
>>741526274idk man, just a lot of fake interest is my guessmy first 1cc ever was with casper and since then she's kinda stuck with me
I should really get a component cable for my 360 so I can play my cave stuff again
>>741526426my CRT has component input but it's only for the improved colors so im kinda fucking disappointed in that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KroMB1-EapI
>>741526274she's the weakest of the playable characters, 95% of clears you see will be with rosa since she does stupidly high damage but ds is an easy enough game to where it doesnt matter that much until you start getting into death modemega black label buffed her and windia but sakura mogs now, compoundingly so on 999 mode
>uses save states at the beginning of each stage to practiceYou didn't beat the game.>uses autofire or any modified turbo controllerYou didn't beat the game.>uses a high-refresh-rate monitorYou didn't beat the game.>watches videos of other players 1CCing the gameYou didn't beat the game.>checks Shmups Wiki for the best strategies, the most overpowered weapon/ship, or ideal score routesYou didn't beat the game.>plays the "Black," "Ultimate," "Final," or any other easy patched version of the gameYou didn't beat the game.>uses emulator input-lag reduction featuresYou didn't beat the game.>plays with save-state rewind enabledYou didn't beat the game.>uses slowdown fixes that remove the original arcade slowdownYou didn't beat the game.>uses a hitbox viewer overlayYou didn't beat the game.>plays with an arranged soundtrack for motivationYou didn't beat the game.>reads translated developer interviews explaining hidden mechanicsYou didn't beat the game.>owns a leverless controllerYou didn't beat the game.>uses a chair instead of standing like in the arcadeYou didn't beat the game.
>>741526592deathsmiles is so fucking easy it doesn't matter who you picked. I 1cc'd with Windia and Casper at different times. If you get the 2UP at Jitterbug it literally does not matter what you do, you cannot fail.
I'm a simple man so Follet for me
>>741526730
>>741526730follet is very nice, i think she'd grow up to be a cute chubby girl
>dies againIt's over
>>741526669what if i didnt even play it? does that mean i beat it?
>>741526669>uses reddit frogYou are at the wrong place.
>>741527018Yes.
Well watching that gave me a headache, gunna go play a shmup now
>>741527238We all know you won't
>>741527273yeah all 4 of us
>>741526709>2UP at JitterbugQrd
>>741527361There's cake
>>741527361if you no bomb jitterbug you get a 2up before the final boss
>>741527462yeah, if you do this you simply bomb tyrannosatan to death without having to fight him (barely)
Man, that was really boring. But it was nice hearing Mork and Boho do commentary together
>>741526669I didn't beat the game. I beat the game.
>>741526426does HDMI have more lag or something?
>>741526669all of this but unironically
>>741528269my first one definitely didn't have an HDMI out. But it stopped working and I replaced it with a 360S the thing has HDMI out the whole time! Hot damn
>page 10Mork bros...
>>741531785NSG is boring
>>741531815It's over now. Time for SDOJ hoipe
>expert survivalit's over even before it started
>>741531815I thought it was interesting. I'd never heard of it before
nice I didn't miss SDOJ
Please wait warmly
>>741532384made by Ikaruga's dev btw.
>>741527856I know now that I should bomb way more in Gunvein
>speedrunning event>ran by literal dilating troons pedophile who beg for money/v/: :OOOO>shmup event>no tranny speedrunning just playing videogame as intended but doing it very well/v/: :|
what version is this?he's not clearing SDOJ expert with input lag.
>>741532724relatively speaking this is one of the better game events even if some of the runs are kind of jokes. I mean, less of a joke than speedtrooning some shitty meme game like Ren and Stimpy: Fire Dogs or something.
this guy makes this shit look easy.
>>741532784Why? It's mostly routing
>>741533234you do it then. don't post until you post your clear.
I like the ship/shot type giving extra slowdown for this strategy. Dunno if intentional but that's a cool way to give a unique strength to a ship
>>741533350It literally says right in the description what he's playing it on
>>741533390he said it's intended for his run so it works.What surprises me is that it works on mame.
truth be told I don't care for these types of bullet hells. I don't enjoy playing games like this where you can't see anything most of the time.
This commentator is boring
>>741533703That's expert mode on a game made particularly harder than usual because they knew it would be the last one.You still see what matter, too. It's a lot of fun
True Loli Boss
>>741533994that being said, it was an impressive clear, just not my thing.
Goddamn it was worth staying for this
Not that I could dodge it anyways, but the bullets flashing in that last phase killed my eyes to seal it even more. Ow
only one death in the whole game, even if he was playing "safe" that's pretty nuts.
emulation won
How do you even top this lmao
>>741534528Shmupmame 5.3.1 emulation is not accurate. You can see the washing machine phase is way too slower than on PCB
>>741534620Survival sdoj is hard but it's not scoring raystorm hard, it's not as hard as 2-ALLing DDP, and it's not as hard as eschatos hardest scoring.
If you watched this event and weren't big into shmups, would this make you interested in trying the genre out more?
Do not speak to MFC except through qualified intermediariesPlease do not look directly at MFC
>>741535436no, the 2006 youtube videos do more than any of these events
>>741535609>the 2006 youtube videosI see
>>741535931Think the HARDEST VIDEO GAME EVER Futari kusoplay and the IN Extra shitclear
>>741536053How many people actually played shmups because of that? This is people actually playing the games live, a lot of these clears, if they interest you, you can actually do it yourself. And it's not like "I need to devote 4 years of my life to getting a sub 30 minute celeste speedrun" situation.
https://www.youtube.com/live/XTu0coILP5MPart 2
>>741536198Millions!
This game reminds me of neo mr. do. In fact it's literally just a worse copy of that game.
>Subscribed to boho
>>741536485lol
More Bogslop
Go play mars matrix
>>741535436the most important thing for a casual in events like this is always gonna be good commentaryi recall gdq had a shmup block once a few years ago with high end stuff like ultra futari and ura ketsui, the runs were great but the commentary was also keeping an audience who probably didnt know anything about shmups seemingly engaged with what they were looking at and probably got at least a few people really interested in the genreshmup slam is more of an inside thing among the shmup community, which is value neutral, but if their goal was getting newcomers then i think its as simple as thati don't think the commentary here has been bad at all, it's just a knowing your audience thing
>>741536198yeah, shmup slam runs are usually not on the "higher" end of crazy skill, even that SDOJ clear "only" took 6 months of practice which is probably less time commitment than a crazy speedrun goal. A 1cc of mushi futari, or raystorm, demands some practice but can be achieved by the average-skill gamer with just some time dedicated to it. I've cleared raystorm before and I think it took me like two months on-and-off (not playing every day). The games often scare people away but if you look deeper into it they give you lots of tools to beat them.
i fuckin love SDOJ. even more than DOJ. few things put me on edge like the bullet speed or an alive popcorn enemy in that game. you don't lose chain as easily but planned hyper refills are the real derangement. both the music and visuals are fantastic too. the only other game with that neon high tech look to me was raycrisis. shame none of the options to play it at home is perfect yet. it's either noticeably laggy or doesn't have enough slowdown
I got epilepsy by watching this
Will all the Dodonpachi games end up on Steam?
This infinity lancer looks pretty cool. Nice graphics.
>>741537880The score into extra boss into rank is what got me interested. Gunna keep an eye on it.
all this screen space and no chat on screen
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake interest ranger. Good night
I wonder what onitroon gets out of doing this
>>741497701>decided to randomply open the thread>saw thisShmupfags, wtf is going on?
>>741538049Post clears so I can measure your level of interest and judge you
>>741538210Gunbird 2 2-ALLDragon Blaze 2-ALLBattle Garegga Harder
>>741536198>>741536352
>>741538337Based Psikyo enjoyer.
What's the average time to 1cc the average shmup
>>741538485like 30-45 minutes
>>741538485two hours if you're an average player.
>>741538485from scratch? On maximum difficulty? Might take 100 hours.
Is that female voice a tranny or real foid?
I can't remember patterns. I don't think I can 1cc any shmup even on easy...
>>741538831like, you have brain problems?
>>741538831its very game dependent imoi have no problem with deathsmiles or mushi patterns but daifukkatsu (and some of doj desu) are fucking inscrutable to me
>>741538073Doing... what exactly? Talking about games? Enjoyment? Is that a foreign concept to you? Is the idea of a community having fun during an event catered to a certain hobby so alien to you that you find it inconceivable you have to come up with this big conspiracy it's all just me talking to myself? Nigger?
>>741538831The brain is elastic, you just get better at it over time.
REVENGE VALUE?!
>>741537497Only DFK.
>zeroranger
Yagawa autism next
>battle bakraidjust kill this event now, we still have to wait for mork to play?
>>741540659Do you really think he's gunna 2-all ketsui
Why does this nigga's stick layout look inverted
>>741540914i believe in mork
Lol what's this nigga doin
>>741541542lol
>>741539730This thread would have like 5 posts if you killed yourself
Well that was weird asf, I didn't even realize it was normal course. I walked in half way through the run
Up next mork???
why is zeroranger's fanbase almost exclusively tranny? I played the game when it came out and liked it but when I look back years later the whole playerbase is different.
>>741542661Doujinsoft
>>741542661I have the same question for Psikyo games
Loogy might actually do it
omg it's PAN!
>>741542661Name one fanbase that hasn't trooned out in the last 10 years
>>741542827Only chads play Psikyo thougheverbeit.
>>741543186that's a beautiful man
>>741542421>not playing on cameraPre-recorded run?
Morkbros, our guy is getting pointmogged...
Mark might not even get the 1-all, what the heck...
Mork bros....
>>741539319If you really have no idea how to do a section/pattern even after practicing, don't be ashamed of watching how others did it. Make sure they are legit players and not TASers, you will likely find a certain technique or a non-obvious safespot.
Well, at least the section after this will be kino.
>mork 1cc'd ketsui=)
>>741542827>I have the same question for Cave gamesFtfy
>>741544256>I have the same question for Raizing gamesSorry mistyped again
>>741543108the lesson is not to join a "fanbase"I like shmups and interact with other players but when you have a cult around one thing you naturally attract mental illness.
RefRain after this
They fucked up the schedule ha
>>741545298It's almost the end for the day, it don't matter
damn maybe i'll give ketsui a go again>>741533390that ship's regular shot does almost the same damage as a midscreen laser. it's already broken and now it gets even more slowdown :(IKD's favoritism strikes again>>741534629maybe it was the low rank? i don't think the game had unintentional slowdown therefuck, maybe i should downgrade to shmupmame 5.3.1 after all. on 5.4 and i couldn't induce slowdown the way this guy did it. the game's absurdly hard from stage 3 on
>>741545397But Bonanza Bros....
This dude sounds stoned
>>741545648while investigating the slowdown issue i took to trying the game as ship A and my god it's bustedin later stages you can temporarily turn the game into futari god just by holding shotyou can just fly randomly in the beginning of stage 1 and still have close to 2 bars of hyper by the second midboss attack. this lets you reliably cancel the screen with the bee pickupi normally need a level 6 hyper or a hyper and a bomb for the stage 2 midboss. here it just folds with a low level hypertype A has a narrow shot, but its stage performance is not impacted at all. the ship is fast and the shot does a gorillion damage so you can just fly to a problematic part of the screen to pick off popcorns then get back in position. it's also fast enough that you can just outrun some things while holding laseroh and i heard the bomb lasts longer tooIKEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAi'm incredibly curious how the green ship was the one consistently getting the high scores (first to overflow the game, current WR) but not the red ship for how strong it is
About time
This looks like it'd be a fun multiplayer game
Based rob 'em ups
>half of the runners and commentators are mentally ill tranniestranny genre
>>741548381bgohgo bros.....
ohnonono
>>741542661
>>741548587does estrogen really make you a better gamer
oh jesus christ
>>741548587>WR on NNNNNN categoryTypical troohou player
^ nigga is so obsessed kekthat's how you know toohoo won
>>741548754I'm guessing no, or it's minuscule compared to autism. It suppose if one were equally autistic and scientifically-minded one could try to analyze speedrunning performance pre- and post-transitions and see if there's any statistical significance there, but there would also be a lot of pitfalls difficult to account for.
there's no fucking way people are listening to this dude without cringing
This loli ship is great, too bad the game uses too many buttons.
>Faithwait is this the guy who types like yaydev and always refers to himself in third person??
>>741542661Trannies are just modern day autism aesthetics.That's literally it.Once you start not giving a fuck about them, there's nothing more to them.
