what are your thoughts on the bimbofication of elves in video games over time?
>>741543728They owe me sex.
>>741543728what's funny is that I look just like Tyrande loool
>>741543759is that so?
>>741545059Yes.They owe me long and passionate love making sessions. It's a fact.
>>741543804no you don't
>>741543728Realistically, if you were an elf girl who spent like 90% of your hundreds of years long life looking like you're in the prime of your youth, you would absolutely weaponize it, especially against humans who cannot even compete as their women have an expiry date around 20-40 yearsCan you even imagine the power an elven girl would have? They'd just walk in to a human settlement, full of weeb genki energy & clad in leaves, revealing fur, hide or an ornate elven dress and all the peasants would simply lose their minds.Many would surely try to commit a crime under such unfair temptation, especially when the average women they see are 50 yo hags, muddy relatives or filthy, hooded and depressed housewives
I hate generic fantasy because it's for leftists, losers and retards.
Elves were always whores
>>741543728Imagine being a human soldier after the battle of Hyjal and being surrounded by Amazon elves who haven’t got laid in ten thousand years
>>741546503it's true, elves are very dangerous for that reason. Very good at tricking humans into simping for them
>>741546576fantasy was always right wing, modern revisionists try to make it leftist to promote their ideology, not make games or settings that are fun, you thought /v/idya had the only problem? /tg/ has been ruined by the trannies first, you are now dealing with their bottom feeders.
>>741546724100% of women would 24/7 be whores if they lived for thousands of years while looking like their PEAK all this time
>>741546763depending on your definition of amazon you may enjoy nishi shizumu's second to most recent work on hitomi.la
>>741547232I’ll check it out fren, thanks
>>741547138Sexual liberation is not a right wing concept.
>>741547301Try and be less gay brained next time.
>>741547154clearly there needs to be more stories about how elves are physically supermodel hot but can still be very ugly mentally and spiritually
>>741547457Right wing fantasy doesn't have bimbo elves or warrior women or any of the disgusting perverted leftist bullshit that generic fantasy has. It has quaint fair folk who live in tiny homes in the forest and make shoes and toys and trinkets, singing songs and drinking beer made from honey and tea.
>>741547536>reeeeeee... this or that.shut your mouth bitch and get out of the hobby started by white protestants who were definitely, right wing.
>>741547479Agree
>>741547572>white protestantsAh, jew slaves.
>>741543728give me an example of a 3d videogame in 2026 that this applies to
>>741547603Real protestants oppose Jewish influence and state censorship, perhaps you should start to "distinguish people by their fruits" rather than labels, you are the collectivist (leftist), brained niggertroon so stfu. You are a pawn to Epstein.
>>741543728i miss when they were retarded tribals awaiting the return of the male elves to solve all their problems (that they caused themselves)
gigapozzed pride parade fantasy isn't representative on leftist fantasy writing historically. In fact it's mostly completely inorganic corporate propaganda pushed by investment banks and diversity grifters. Nobody did wholesome minority orcs and troons until 10-15 years ago
>>741547536>pic related: Conan the Barbarian.Red Sonja? Right wing author, uh-oh sweetie you are in the wrong place to argue. Robert E. Howard was a Texan man and a hardcore right winger by today's standards, you transbitches would yell Nazi at his and H.P Lovecraft's's opinions if said today seriously.
>>741547649Proper fantasy doesn't have war and violence and rape and skimpy clothing. All of those things are products of the jews, and I don't know about you, but I don't fantasize about a world where judaism is engrained into the very fabric of reality.
>>741545351>*Finger on monkey paw curls*>You cum in your pants as soon as you see her and you have post nut clarity libido low for the rest of the encounter, rendering you unable to get hard or in the mood. But she still keeps going.
>>741547747>doesn't have...check post above nigger, current D&D fantasy wouldn't exist without Robert E. Howard, H. P. Lovecraft, Jack Vance and Tolkien influences.
>>741547835>current jewish fantasy wouldn't exist without previous jewish fantasy
>>741547630I can't name an elf game from 2026 to begin with
>>741547876Shut the fuck up nigger and get out with your tiresome idpol garbage, did sweet baby inc pay you to say this?
>>741548042the only one I know has already shut down lmaoso basically OP is full of shit, unless he only counts porn games?
>>741547713>not real leftism
>>741547457> political realism is right wing
>>741543728They were an immense part of my childhood.And like FPBP, they owe me sex.
>>741548158>muh war was...yep, get out retard.>>741548156yes it is sweetie, leftists live in delusions needed to be maintained by "socialist realism purity checking" or it falls apart like that. "our experts say..." "our special people say..." "you are not allowed to disagree with the consensus even with credible evidence to contrary..."
>>741548149that's right, trannies can't try and claim something they themselves think is literally Hitler because it doesn't pay lip service to their mental illness
>>741548042>>741548013Her ears are pretty big.
>>741548221no wonder leftists are making a push to kill "cozy gaming" next, goodness! look at the time! Its trannification o'clock! Did you take your estrogen pills yet, ma'am?
>>741548231Is that a problem?
>>741548358If i touch them would she die?
give me back heroes of the storm
>>741547630new here? elf threads are never about actual games with elves on this board, just a bunch of shitty fanart.
>>741548426it would feel very nice
>>741547630tales of the moon, 9 Feb, 2026 on steam so it counts
>>741548467For us both.
>>741548127nice elf, shame about the game and it's 2 month lifetime
>>741548501>2d porn gameso that's where elves are at in 2026 huh?
>>741548645yep, some dank elven pussy memes by salary men, that's where you find elves in 2026.
>>741548550if you're quick enough and have like a thousand bucks you could buy the game and IP
>>741548712lmao, sadly I do not know how to make elf games, or maintain them I suppose
>>741548928this image is disgustingto elves, humans are basically nothing more than dogs. She's a total freak in the eyes of her own society
it's blizzard's fault for making the updated elf models so whorish
>>741549028says who? not any lore, that's just how they view half-breed elves. (they don't fit anywhere, they are unwanted in both societies, freaks generally speaking just like their mothers/fathers. often its rare for adventurers to be "normal people" anyway so elves banging up human adventurers during travels just makes logical sense, they already are doing something most elves wouldn't, venture out of the safety of their idyllic woods they only have to protect once in a while from invaders and then go back to pondering/procrastinating about doing things they should be doing instead.)
>>741549028shalom noldorfag
>>741549028>She's a total freak in the eyes of her own societyThat's in line with our own women. We completely stopped applying logic to their actions
>>741549028being with a human is going to be like 1/10th of her life at most assuming it's until the human dies. It's not that serious for the elf
>>741549028yjk
>>741549249unless they have a son together and after he comes of age she has a son with him too and so on.
>>741549352elves are not into incest
>>741549352What happens to the daughters?
>>741549401says who? (darker the elf, sluttier she is (more likely she'll get turned on by being dominated by virile human men), this is a gamer's profoundly known knowledge, lost to a zoomer's idyllic view of fantasy.)
>>741543728>what are your thoughts on the bimbofication of elves in video games over time?My thoughts are that there is no such phenomenon taking place.And, to that end, I would ask what this has to do with video games?Don't get me wrong, I'm not Noldorfag. I have no problem with you jerking off to vidya or even just fantasy shit in general. But you need to actually be jerking off to fantasy or vidya. Don't make a thread about the last fucking thing you jerked off to and throw in the word "video games."Further, I'm not a huge fan of the recent trend of porn shit that's completely untethered to its source material. Some Sentinels caught you trespassing in Ashenvale and they're going to show you what happens to those to those who come into their lands uninvited! Or you hear that night elf men hibernate for centuries, and you help some Night Elf ladies release a few literal centuries of pent up sexual frustration. So on and so forth. But not these weird fucking unrelated fetishes like bimboification and office ladies and whatever the fuck else I keep seeing. Keep it Warcraft or at least vaguely fantasy for the love of Christ.
>>741543728imagine the Tyrimjobs
>>741549409Half elf daughters have a critical weakness to human men, it runs in the family
>>741549546>t. noldorfag
>>741549653Noldorfag didn't like fantasy smut period.
>>741549546nelf office ladies are unexpected and that makes it interesting. They're also hot in skirts and shirt cleavage. I like normal forest nelf sex stuff too thoughbeight
>>741547740>Red Sonja?not a REH character technically,She's a Roy Thomas creation who was riffing off other REH characters like Dark Agnes, and Red Sonya. By the standards of the time, REH was very much a feminist so was Lovecraft, so to a certain extent
>>741549546bimbofication can be lore accurate, just make the poor elf drink some magic potions from that dastardly alchemist. And the office shit is mostly AI crap so of course it's shit, indians have no taste in porn.
>>741549546>reddit spacing, kike collectivism opinions, mental deficiency and purity checking.go back.
>>741549719They weren't "feminists" in terms that you lunatics try to view it, just traditional men who valued women in society as long as they didn't step over the men's toes in it. This would be classified as "Chauvinism" by your retarded tribalists.
>>741547740>Robert E. Howard>Setting inspired by trdition, folklore and mythologyLiterally pick one.
>>741549409both sons and daughters get raised in a loving family with great care and attention by both the elf and human to make sure they grow up into honorable adulthood. Then when the human dies the elf leaves them to fend for themselves as adults
>>741549730
>>741549493>more likely she'll get turned on by being dominated by virile human mendark elves are known to suffer from this significant weakness, it's true
>>741549784It was viewed by tradition and folklore of the mythic past inspired by mesopotamian, mongolian and pre-historic cultures. Did I state "one specific tradition", no, fuck you, communist bitch. You are literally a cloned army of Kikes at this point and the Borg.
>>741549892they are used to dominating their pussy-whipped dark elf males so that when their masculine human male comes in and rapes her and shows her, her correct place in human society, they can not but to break down and submit with enough force, after all, they deserve this for how they treat their dark elven males.
>>741550040the advertisers aren't gonna like this one
>>741543728I don't condone slavery but elves should be slaves for humans
>>741550076who the fuck does except troons that have jerked their minds off?
>>741550076>>741550107that indeed was the most Jewish post on this thread so far.
>>741550061>Masculine humansNot Orcs, trolls and else?
>>741548042boobs too far apart
>>741543728elves turn into bimbos to attract orcs to breed them
Every human male deserves a Windrunner and Sentinel wife.
>>741543728It their sinister plot to make human male weak.
>>741550243Superstitious nonsense.
>>741550197orcs are disgusting greenskins, trolls lack any intellect, humans are more akin to Elves so they view them favorably.
>>741543728The original elves were monsters hideous manipulative creatures that feasted on their victims and lured them into horrible situations in forests. The elves became fair and beautiful and perfect dark featured germanic perfection with Tolkiens OC representation of them. The elves have always fluctuated between being whores and being uppity assholes who think their shit don't stink.
I think that elves are the hottest when they can kill you, but chose not to, because they want your cock.It's better if elves only give birth to elves, and elven males don't exist.
>>741546012
>>741550061well they are evil by nurture and choice
>>741550364Still waiting for the ending, how elves manage to conquer human kingdom with their pussy.
>>741550486that's an AI gen right? what model?
>>741550481>belf>no jewelry Trash
>>741550408>The elves became fair and beautiful and perfect dark featured germanic perfection with Tolkiens OC representation of them.nope, Tolkiens elves are based on the tuatha de danann or the aos sí, who come from pre christian irish myths
>>741550517Sorry, the next doujin will be a housewife getting blackmailed to be raped by farm animals. Again.
>>741549767>They weren't "feminists" in terms that you lunatics try to view it,That's why the term "for the time" was used.>just traditional men who valued women in society as long as they didn't step over the men's toes in it.You could probably apply this to the limited number of women Lovecraft wrote about, but REH much preferred more daring and adventurous women in his stories. Dark Agnes short stories are specifically about a woman deciding not to get into an arranged marriage and have swashbuckling adventures.Along with that, there were women as part of the Lovecraft circle, like C. L. Moore, so I think describing either lovecraft or REH as Chauvinist is rather far-fetched unless you know nothing about the topic
>>741543728She's Italian.
It's also incredibly important that elves should be tall and look relatively lean while being quite curvy, but when you actually look at an elven thigh compared to yourself you realise it's actually pretty huge and hugging it as you fuck would be like wrapping your arms around the trunk of a tree.They would often use this size difference to disarm men from a distance and then overwhelm them by encroaching on their personal space. And elf isn't so imposing when she's not looming right infront of you. It could be considered a trick of perspective, that the elves use to their advantage. Nothing says shock and awe like being pinned to a wall by an elf as she slips her knee in between your legs and presses her breasts to your face.
umm you can't kiss nelfs. it is forbidden
>>741546724>Gygax hated Tolkien and love this cuckeryIt's really telling.
>>741550535Yes it's illustrious (stable diffusion)
Zuglet incubators
>>741550691Gygax was a real man, Tolkien was a Cathcuck.
There are no elves on Azeroth. Only magicked trolls.
>>741550814she trolle is fine too
>>741550814Elune is based for bimbofying trolls and making something good out of them
>>741550587I'm talking about the original elves. Not what tolkien made them to be. The OG elves were basically the orcs or goblins.
>>741550876nobody cares
>>741550727Dress yourself, harlot.
>>741543728>bimbo elves>when warcraft is sexless these dayseven back then blood elves slender and maybe haughty. I'll give you nightelves, though - buff and bimbo happens surprisingly often.
>>741550941Wholesome
>This thread
>>741548358Is she a cat?
>>741550941Actually more attractive than >>741550727
>Tyrande after a weekend in Silvermoon
>>741550941>hornsmiss me with the nu-wow trash
>>741551146not just a race traitor but also a race changerdisgusting
>>741551128>>741550941samefag go touch grass, you'll never be a woman.
>>741551195Illidan has been around since WC3
>>741550876Tolkien didn't invent the Tuatha de Danann, nor did he change them much considering Middle Earth is supposed to be our world and the Tuatha de danann eventually vanished underground in their myths.
>how much are you offering?
This thread is HERECY!
>>741546503Well, let's say that you're a big dick handsome chad with a marble-breaking jawline.You could walk into an indian village and have every poojeeta there kneel and pray at you to give their stinky, yeast-infested curry birthing canals a good pounding.Would you put your dick in any of them?
>>741551305Middle Earth is supposed to be Middle Earth not "our world", its another world where is this coming from? He wanted to write a new mythology for the European white people, that's why its so euro-centric and the eastern men are seen as sell outs to Sauron and the industrialization of Isengard seen as bad (natural ways going out of the way, just like in the UK at the time, he just saw things going into a bad direction.) If one were to analyse it right Tolkien was "Anti-War, Anti-Industrializationist and Anti-Expansionist" who viewed nature as one of the most important things to value as it was God's creation. Anyone who tries to harp on about how Tolkien was a leftist can suck dicks.
>>741551370Heresy*
>>741551246And Illidan has horns because of the Skull of Guldan lorelet. Normal Demon Hunters don't have them in base form.
>>741551484nice metldown, has nothing to do with what I said though, also reads like an AI post.
>>741551367BLUE BOARD ANON! BLUE BOARD!
>>741551607> Middle Earth is our world.Wrong by all means, go ahead and transition and rope already.
>>741551578They do now!honestly fel corruption has always been green shit, horns, and weird wings?it's demon stuff!
>>741551246the visual design of 'demon hunter' the class is such shallow rehash of illidan the character it's not even funny, i mean can you imagine if every mage had to take on a disability because they were blatantly copying everything from khadgar don't give modern blizzard ideasyeah i know death knight was around way earlier, but it's always muh horns muh blindfold muh stupidest fantasy weapon imaginable i mean just glaive is already a weapon you don't need to prepend war to it especially not if you're making some asinine slashing katar and not a polearmfuck me i am mad
>>741551634she's clothed anon, and no sex is happening, that's called art. would you cry if you saw some of the classical nude statues openly displayed in Europe too?
>>741551664>They do now!Yes. Hence my statement it's nu-wow trash.
>>741551667class fantasy, I supposeI'd love more flexibility in terms of class design but people love their archetypes
>>741545059Source? Why is she giving ghost blowjobs?
>>741551742I mean the class is fine other than the wing shit and the limited spec options. But it's absolute nu-wow trash in terms of visuals and aesthetics. I'd love Classic+ to have DH, but I imagine they'd fuck it up by doing too much retail.
>>741551696Honestly why would a demon hunter not sprout horns? The skull of Guldan didn't "give him horns" it caused a metamorphosis strong enough to rewrite what he was on a genetic level. That's what gave him horns and wings. With the way power scaling in WoW works, it's reasonable to expect every demon hunter to at some point amass enough fel energy to turnthemselves into half demons. You're being completely fucking retarded.
>>741543728not an issue in project nortubel
>>741551634you don't know shit about tolkien, stop replying to my posts.
>>741551465>You could walk into an indian village and have every poojeeta there kneel and pray at you to give their stinky, yeast-infested curry birthing canals a good pounding.Literally happened with the aryans albeight
>>741543728fucking 70's pulp fantasy novels had covers of sexy self ladies
>>741551696tbf these fucks have been around since TBC (not demon hunters though)
>>741551667Not sure if its a trope but sometimes a character will be so liked in-universe or iconic to the fans that they’ll have imitators who for whatever reason have little variation to their decorum or code. Glorified larpers. The only example I can think of now are the Abyss Watchers from Dark Souls 3. All they do is emulate Artorias whos been dead for thousands of years and is also a fan favorite. Beyond that not much else seems to be given to the different classes. Current WoW can somehow make room for a new dragon centric class but not a necromancer which has been around for decades longer both in WoW and in fantasy conceptually.
>>741552062The TBC Demon Hunters don't have, and your pic is a Fel Elf.>>741551895At some point maybe. Starting with them is dumb though, and it's typically of the "fellate the player" storytelling that was is part of nu-wow trash.
>>741551664sex with corrupted girl anons!
>>741551146>>741551338Average night elf when a blood elf priest casts mind control.
>>741550675Damn, have to go directly to facefucking
>>741551841She just remembered that one really embarrassing thing she did 3000 years ago
>>741552128>At some point maybe. Starting with them is dumb though, and it's typically of the "fellate the player" storytelling that was is part of nu-wow trash.I don't know dick about nu-wow but I'm pretty sure the expansion that introduced them introduced class quests. If it was a change you could get after a class quest rather than at the start that would have been kino
>>741552240I phrased that retardedly, though I'm sure you got what I meant. I was referring to order halls, like class quests but super special this time
>>741552240>>741552412I agree with you there.
>>741552227fuckthat would actually be torture>have to remember all the cringe shit you did during your teenage years that took 2000 yearsFUCK
>>741549028>aragorn and arwen doesnt existlove can still exist, half elves exist in every fiction with elves and humans
>>741549730kek BTFOd that retard>>741549854>>741549546>noldorfagsimp is a self-hating projecting jeetkek
>>741551895>taking the quote "to hunt x, you need to know how they think and act like them" to the nth degreebasedim planning on playing a scourge aasimar illrigger that uses knowledge and power from hell to hunt down demons in tabletop dnd 5eusing evil powers for good and trying not to be corrupted in the process is such a fun concept
>>741552798Please be bait.
>>741552798Cool. I'm playing a human male fighter who wants to see dungeons and get rich.
>>741553091im playing a dhampir rune knight that is conmaxxing and just got 20 in con so he has 93 hp while the rest has like 50i can also heal a ton with vampiric bite, resistance to bps+poison and can redirect/reroll crits to avoid my teammates from going down and I also craft potions of healing, it is a pretty fun build
>>741549028I have always felt this way when seeing human maleXfemale elf. Pure, visceral disgust.It's exactly the same as spamming black guys with white women.
>>741553262What if the elf is black and the human white?
>>741553262I think you may be gay.
>>741543728I like the idea of high elves being a dying race because their men just totally suck, like Koreans
>>741554172I don't self-insert, and an elf with a non-elf is like a human with an actual monkey. It's nasty.>>741553617Still wrong.
Post the fucking ear rubbing webms aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>741548358>>741551126
>>741554287Don't have any
>>741543728>over timelol
>>741547876Dogshit troll postRobert E. Howards fantasy couldn't be any less jewish, either you are trolling or know nothing of it.He was close real life friends with H.P. Lovecraft and shared his sentiments about nonwhite races.Negroids in Conan the Barbarian are cannibals with filed teeth, Arabs are demented slavers and wizards that sacrifice White women, and the Whites are descendants of Aryas the leader of Aryan people.His lore couldn't be more based and that is why we no longer see any Conan fiction.
>>741554890I had 2 but they are gone ;/
>>741543728Genuinely, I am not sure whether it would make sense for elves to become degenerates over time, or unfeeling husks.>spend several hundreds or even thousands of years seeing the same things, experiencing the same body, the same drinks and food, the same pleasures, knowing specifically what the limits of each emotion are likeWould this make them push towards degenerate extremes, or simply stop caring entirely?
>>741555029NTA but you really know very little of Howard it seems.I agree Howard as a whole is not very "jewish" as you put it, and he definitely was racist by today's fucked up standards, but he also frequently presents "savages" as the better or at least superior alternative to corrupt "civilized" people. Conan's great love is a Shemite (proto-Semite) pirate princess and Solomon Kane is friends with African witch doctors.As a whole, Howard's take is quite a bit more nuanced than the general, narrow-minded modern views on his literature would have one think.
>>741543728show me where because it seems more like the transification instead of bimbo, look at what they did to liadrin
>>741555029>Negroids in Conan the Barbarian are cannibals with filed teeththat only sometimes in his work stories like Shadows in Zamboula, specifically, but in other cases like the black crew under Belit in Queen of the Black Coast aren't described as such as are the black villagers on the plateau in Wings in the Night, which are treated much more like normal human beings than raving soulless monsters.If anything, REH seems to think environment is a much bigger impact than race, like in Wings of the Night has a "cannibals with filed teeth" living in the jungle that Kane deals with at the beginning of the story.In the Valley of the Worm, he describes the picts as going through a similar degradation into cannibalism and scalping due to the jungle environment they live in. These picts are specifically described as white in the story.>the Whites are descendants of Aryas the leader of Aryan peopleno not all of them. Conan is explicitly not an aryan in the original REH stories, in fact, basically all REH characters are of Irish descent except for Solomon Kane, who is an Anglo-Saxon, Brak Mak Morn, who's a Pict, and James Allison, who's the only specifically "Aryan" protagonist of REH work
>>741548042Banquet for Fools
>>741550481I'm a muscle fetishist so i also love looking at good muscular bimbos but i never wonder why they are so common? Like most artists have at least 1 work of buff whores with big lips
>>741553262>It's exactly the same as spamming black guys with white women.It's always treated as a raceplay fetish. The elven woman is either portrayed as a lustful sow or lovestruck puppy. I'm sick of it and sick of elves in general, due to how badly they are mistreated in media. Would rather not see them at all than see them degraded like that. Japs are the absolute worst in this regard. Fucking degenerate bastards.
>>741550814fine by me
>>741555902>getting a troll piercing to show that you belong to herya 'mon
>>741551947>Literally happened with the aryans albeightQRD?
>>741543728>over timenewfag
>>741543728As per tolkien, they're supposed to be the most beautiful people you've ever seen, and today's society thinks bimbos, supermodels, slags, and ozempic skeles are the most beautiful people, so you do the math
>>741556495>and today's society* thinks*not menAll this Hollywood and gossip shit is only followed by women and gays
>>741551126I told Gemini to un-elf your elf
>>741556697Awful
>>741553262>>741554275faggot melty
>>741556697cute
>>741553262Same. It is inherently degrading to pair a higher race with a lower one. Race mixing is degenerate and disgusting.
>>741558542I agree unless it's fire and forget to spread our genetics.
>>741558729Nah, that's what happened in India after Aryans conquered the subhumans inhabiting that land and just fucking look at the state of that place these days. The only solution to the question of lesser races is their eradication. Modern age has made it evidently clear that lesser races are nothing but a burden on higher races.
>>741558954Fair.
>>741556697Nooooooooo
>>741551841It's AIslop
>bimboficationcringe>futaficationBASED
>>741560863wai are you gei
>8 hours thread>THAT one guy didn't show upSurely he didn't off himself, right? He would usually spam his elf images by now.
>>741558954India wouldn´t be a problem if it was still isolated like a few hundred years ago. Same for all the other shitholes like Africa.The mistake was to give these countries food and medicine and then import their population to the west.
make elves badass again
>>741543728As orc male raper I agree
>>741561420This
>>741561420what's with warcraft and absolutely fucking retarded weapons
>>741561420Elves should be badass AND hot.
>>741561595idk the name WARcraft should be about people that use WEAPONS IN WAR?
I'm all for normalizing depicting the pleiadians in a sexual manner before they openly contact us
>>741561543uhh sex
too bad fem nelves belong to orcs
>>741562131aren't orc male only species that reproduces with other males only?
>>741562184Correct.Orc 'females' are just leaner males with different muscle composition.
do not talk ill of orc cuties
>>741561420>don't help Lordaeron at all and closed all of their gates>get steamrolled faster than Lordaeron itself>complain about not getting help from the rest of the Alliance>get buckbroken by a rayciss human commander now turned local warlord>serve the Burning Legion and then serve the Horde (who commits tons of warcrimes and goes apeshit post-Warcraft 3)
>>741543728Human x elf mating rituals...
>>741548231those are love handles
after the battle of mount hyjal the orcs and humans had a breeding spree with night elf women...
>>741546724>Elf women don't fight like men>They open the gates and tempt the enemy>At night they pull out their knives and stab the those rapists to deathBased. I love my Elven women.
>>741560863why not both?
>>741562095
>>741552227Movie night.
>>741564557Why is she blushing?
>>741564557We're watching Hardware (1990)
>>741543728Hot from a fetish standpoint.Hated from a story standpoint.
>>741565097im licking her feet
>>741551338Make her a night elf.
>>741565097That's her third rum&coke. She's a bit tipsy.
>>741550941>>741551128sybau
>>741556697It's a huge improvement to meDoes that mean I'm a racist?
>>741546012>Garithos be like>NAH ONLY HUMANS SHOULD PROSPER>when he and his men could have wiped out Quelthalas by mating with high elf girls
>>741567337Garithos reborn tier.
>>741555902>after you sober up the next day
>>741556697Can you tell Gemini to Trollify Tyrande?
>>741563431human really have no chance to keep up with elven trickery
Boring. It basically makes them mundane.
>>741555267It's a life cycle. Young and happy to experience the world > degenerate dragon chasing (half-elfs are sired here) > ascetic retreat from the materialIt's a self-regulating system for genetic variety and resource consumption.
>>741562848Quel'thalas did help Lorderan though. They sent priests when it was thought to only be a plague that even Lorderan wasn't dealing with. Then they sent their sorceresses to assist in rooting out the undead. After March of the Scourge the cult goes into hiding as the bulk of undead have been destroyed. Arthas fucks off to Northrend, and the elves let their troops go with him. They even have forces present to assist in the wale of Terenas' death, but Lorderan is too disarrayed following the one-two punch of the royal family and the silver hand dying within a month. After Lorderan and Quel'thalas have both fallen they still send a prince and his forces to assist Lorderan survivors. Which of course Garithos fucks up since his defining trait is being a retard.It's only during WoW that the Sin'dorei turn into asshats. Before that they were steadfast allies of Terenas and his people.
>>741548013Millennials see this and cum in their pants
all /v/ anons should be enslaved by nelves
>>741570630>paw tattoouhhhhh
>>741570782never saw a half sabretooth night elf. however I see a lot of dryads... curious
>>741570017t. knife ears
>page 10
Imagine being a Stormwind Guard who works the night shift, and suddenly not so long after the Third War your patrols go from quiet routines with the occasional drunk Dwarf to an entirely new night-life of santily clad adventuring Night Elves wandering about the city, always asking for directions or falling asleep in the Park or coming to file complaints to you about how all the stores are closed at night.
night club elves lol
dark elves>night elvesalso i need a futa dark elf to abduct and enslave me
>>741577102is she showing her nelf mating rituals to human male here?
>>741555938what would a troll piercing look like?
was this weapon style made available for players?
>>741579196No you retard she's having sex with her human paladin husband (they met while adventuring in Ashenvale and love each other very much)
>>741579349Yes, when they added Demon Hunters
>>741579196No surprisingly enough it is with a night elf male
>>741572407t. loreletHigh Elves loved Terenas, he was the only reason they associated with humans at all. Arthas singlehandedly prevented you from having a state issue elf gf.
>>741581441Nice lies knife ears, go build observatory towers.
>>741561420>againThey never were
>>741578337Jaina's humans were fucking lucky>win against Archimonde>get an Alliance-issued Nelf wife while druid men watched
>>741543728If they're going to be central to the story, then they need to be more interesting than just walking around in robes and handing heroes artifacts while exposition dumping.Cutesy girly girls >>>>> Hollywood girlbosses
>>741543728Reminder that blood elves were made a playable race because China wouldn't otherwise play Horde
>>741586485They have no lore reason to rejoin the Alliance after a human raped and KWAB'd their kangdom plus Garithos being their orange man.
>>741586680They have no lore reason to join the Horde after Orcs, Trolls and Undead raped and KWAB'd their kangdom
>>741586396Where did you get a picture of my wife??
>>741586761The Undead and Orcs dindu nuffin while the humans were very mean!
>>741586761>They have no lore reason to join the Horde>after Orcs, Trolls and Undead raped themPick one anon
>>741552735Samefagging jeet
The night elves have no reason to join the Alliance desuFighting against the BL wasn't an excuse since the Horde also did thatThe Alliance should have been just the eastern kingdoms plus whomever high elves still left
My ancestor
>>741577102Sauce?
>>741588245>architect
>not liking orc womenBro, wtf
>>741590676Orc women are for BHC.
>>741590676>>741590748they only seek big orcs as life mates
>>741591187They love human boys.
>>741588187mystmantle
